Jumping Jack Flash Hypothesis: It's A Gas Gas Gas: Event Update For 2013-07-23

http://jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com/2012/02/jumping-jack-flash-hypothesis-its-gas.html

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Fires And Explosions

2013-07-23 - Oil rig gushes natural gas, evacuated, hit by explosion and fire, in the Gulf of Mexico, fire may burn for months:

http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=HZ-20130724-40167-USA
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57595204/explosion-fire-on-blown-out-evacuated-gulf-gas-well/
http://grist.org/news/another-drilling-blowout-in-the-gulf-another-explosion/
http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/24/us/gulf-rig-explosion
http://927thevan.com/news/articles/2013/jul/24/gulf-rig-on-fire-partially-collapses-government/
http://www.shreveporttimes.com/viewart/DG/20130724/NEWS01/307240018/Drilling-rig-fire-Gulf-begins-collapse
http://theadvocate.com/news/6596287-123/rig-fire-in-gulf-may

Quote: "An offshore natural-gas platform burned through the night off the coast of Louisiana following a blowout and explosion on Tuesday."

Quote: "The rig’s crew of 44 workers was evacuated as natural gas formed a sheen in the waters around it and billowed dangerously into the air. Hours later, while everybody was at a safe distance, the gas ignited, triggering a conflagration that still had not been extinguished as of this writing."

2013-07-23 - Underground explosion and fire hits coastal Brooklyn (New York), evacuations ensue:
http://www.staten-island.com/photos-manhole-fire-spreads-to-brooklyn-building/
http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20130723/clinton-hill/manhole-fire-spreads-building-clinton-hill-fdny-says
http://brooklyn.news12.com/news/manhole-explosions-fire-forces-residents-at-myrtle-and-washington-avenues-in-fort-greene-to-evacuate-1.5753400

Quote: "Witnesses reported hearing a blast and smelling a sulfur-like smell."

2013-07-23 - Underground vault hit by fire at 5:15 AM at business complex in Thousand Oaks (California), near the coast:
http://www.vcstar.com/news/2013/jul/23/underground-fire-causes-heavy-smoke-thousand-oaks/

Note: Hydrogen sulfide is a heavier-than-air gas which will seek out low-lying areas like underground facilities, basements, lakes, seas, ponds, rivers, creeks, streams, valleys, canyons, ditches, etc. It's also reactive with copper, especially electrified copper, like underground electrical cabling, wiring in vehicles, etc. A rising number of fires just like this have been hitting towns and cities all over. Both New York City and London have sent innocuous gases into their subway systems to analyze dispersal patterns and the like, since hydrogen sulfide is highly likely to infiltrate subway systems, especially in cities along coasts, like - no coincidence - New York City and London...

2013-07-23 - Massive explosion hits materials plant in Statesville (North Carolina), felt six miles away, 1 injured:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=EX-20130724-40174-USA
http://www.wcnc.com/news/local/1-hurt-in-Statesville-plant-explosion-216700961.html
http://www.wxii12.com/news/local-news/north-carolina/explosion-at-statesville-plant-injures-1/-/10622650/21142256/-/6al891z/-/index.html

2013-07-23 - Huge inferno hits recycling center at 2:15 AM, five buildings destroyed, in Syracuse (New York):
http://www.9wsyr.com/content/news/breakingnews/Officials-Fire-at-Syracuse-Recycling-facility/DXexgX4ZKkOgfphktMqhJg.cspx
http://wasterecyclingnews.com/article/20130723/NEWS06/130729986/massive-fire-destroys-new-york-recycling-plant
http://www.cnycentral.com/entertainment/story.aspx?id=924822

Quote: "The Department of Environmental Conservation informed NewsChannel 9 that spill responders were on the scene but found no evidence of discharge in nearby creeks."

2013-07-23 - Building heavily damaged by blaze at recycling facility in Niagara Falls (New York):
http://www.buffalonews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130724/CITYANDREGION/130729571/1010

Quote: "It burned hot enough to melt the steel girders and everything that was holding the building up..."

2013-07-23 - Landfill fire erupts in Tanjung Tualang (Malaysia):
http://www.themalaymailonline.com/malaysia/article/firemen-take-10-hours-to-put-out-landfill-fire
http://www.nst.com.my/latest/firemen-took-10-hours-to-put-out-tanjung-tualang-landfill-fire-1.325599

Note: From the full hypothesis: "Trash-related facilities such as recycling centers and landfills will burn hard too, as hydrogen sulfide is absorbed into flammable absorbent materials like wood, paper, cardboard, straw, hay, dried brush, generic trash, clothing, cotton, wool."

2013-07-23 - Massive blaze hits commercial building in coastal Los Angeles (California):
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=FR-20130724-40169-USA

2013-07-23 - Wildfire erupts along I-5 near coastal Los Angeles (California), fire grows to 500 acres, evacuations ensue:
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/5-Freeway-Brush-Fire-Wildfire-Lebec-Grapevine-216636061.html

2013-07-23 - Wildfire breaks out in Sinks Canyon (Wyoming), grows to 1600 acres:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=WF-20130724-40171-USA

2013-07-23 - Cargo ship bursts into flame while unloading 20,000 tons of wood at port in coastal Aqaba (Jordan):
http://world.time.com/2013/07/23/jordan-ship-catches-fire-while-unloading/
http://www.thenational.ae/news/world/middle-east/norwegian-ship-carrying-wood-catches-fire-in-aqaba
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/07/23/jordan-ship-laden-with-wood-catches-fire-while-unloading-in-red-sea-port/
http://www.kimt.com/2013/07/23/jordan-ship-catches-fire-while-unloading/

Note: Too bad no pics, because that must be a big ship. That's forty million pounds of wood...

2013-07-23 - Barge bursts into flame on the Elizabeth River in Chesapeake (Virginia):
http://www.dailypress.com/news/southside/dp-chesapeake-crews-put-out-barge-fire-20130723,0,1728032.story
http://www.wvec.com/news/local/Crews-battle-Chesapeake-barge-fire-216653461.html

Quote: "Chesapeake crews put out a fire on the wooden deck of a large barge, a spokesman said."

2013-07-23 - Boat bursts into flame off the coast near Stratford (Connecticut):
http://www.nhregister.com/articles/2013/07/23/blotter/doc51eeabc81ba15848337283.txt
http://stratford.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/boat-catches-fire-off-short-beach

2013-07-23 - Fire truck bursts into flame while parked at fire station in Vernon Township (Pennsylvania):
http://www.goerie.com/article/20130724/NEWS02/307249917/Truck-damaged-in-fire-at-Vernon-Township-fire-station
http://venangocountydailynews.com/response-truck-damaged-in-fire-at-meadville-area-fire-station/
http://meadvilletribune.com/local/x2088953042/Fire-engine-destroyed-in-blaze-at-volunteer-fire-department
http://yourerie.com/fulltext?nxd_id=324572

Note: Excellent response time!

2013-07-23 - Tanker truck bursts into flame at 1:37 AM on I-87 in Suffern (New York), 40 homes evacuated:
http://www.lohud.com/article/20130723/NEWS03/307230018/Truck-fire-cleanup-S-B-on-Thruway-in-Rockland-1-lane-closed
http://hudsonvalley.ynn.com/content/top_stories/674501/early-morning-tanker-fire-causes-lane-closures-on-thruway/
http://www.lohud.com/article/20130723/NEWS03/307230018/I-87-hazmat-tractor-trailer-fire-prompted-evacuation-40-homes

Quote: "The rig caught fire in the rear brakes area, but the flames didn’t spread to the chemical, authorities said."

Note: From the full hypothesis: "Massive vehicles such as big RVs, buses, tanker trucks, tractor trailers, dump trucks, and car-haulers will be destroyed by fire in escalating numbers after tires or brakes ignite."

2013-07-23 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on I-40 in Williamson County near Fairview (Tennessee):
http://www.newschannel5.com/story/22914619/westbound-i-40-closed-at-hwy-96-exit
http://www.tennessean.com/article/20130723/NEWS01/130723035/1969/NEWS
http://www.wkrn.com/story/22915639/vehicle-fire-blocks-lanes-of-i-40-in-williamson-county

2013-07-23 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame while parked at milk depot in Hermon (Maine):
http://bangordailynews.com/2013/07/24/news/bangor/fire-destroys-tractor-trailer-at-garelick-farms-milk-depot-in-hermon/

2013-07-23 - RV bursts into flame on I-280 near Woodside (California):
http://redwoodcity-woodside.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/motorhome-fire-congests-280

2013-07-23 - Van bursts into flame at 4:36 AM at auto shop in Toronto (Canada):
http://www.citynews.ca/2013/07/23/car-fire-at-weston-road-auto-shop/
http://www.insidetoronto.com/news-story/3905649-van-blaze-extinguished-at-weston-and-eglinton/

2013-07-23 - Minivan bursts into flame while parked at home in Lexington (Kentucky):
http://www.wtvq.com/content/localnews/story/Vehicle-Fire-Breaks-Out-Near-Home/8vwjLk8BeU2eFuAPYc2c1A.cspx

2013-07-23 - Pickup truck bursts into flame on I-84 in Idaho:
http://www.ktvb.com/first-person/216706701.html

2013-07-23 - Police car bursts into flame on street in Millville (New Jersey):
http://www.nj.com/cumberland/index.ssf/2013/07/millville_police_car_damaged_by_fire.html

2013-07-23 - Car bursts into flame on I-75 in Williamsburg (Kentucky):
http://thetimestribune.com/x541280939/Woman-rescued-from-I-75-car-fire

2013-07-23 - Car bursts into flame while parked at home, fire spreads, home destroyed, in coastal Seattle (Washington):
http://blog.seattlepi.com/seattle911/2013/07/23/fire-engulfs-home-in-freelard-neighborhood/
http://q13fox.com/2013/07/24/car-fire-spreads-to-freemont-home/

2013-07-23 - Car bursts into flame at 2:45 AM on I-91 in Rocky Hill (Connecticut):
http://www.kfvs12.com/story/22906911/car-fire-slows-traffic-on-i-91-in-rocky-hill
http://www.wfsb.com/story/22906911/car-fire-slows-traffic-on-i-91-in-rocky-hill

2013-07-23 - Car bursts into flame on I-88 in DeKalb (Illinois):
http://www.daily-chronicle.com/2013/07/23/car-fire-closes-i-88-near-peace-road/aqc2a2z/

2013-07-23 - Car bursts into flame on High Street in Cottenham (Britain):
http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/News/Car-catches-fire-in-Cottenham-20130724102857.htm

2013-07-23 - Car bursts into flame on the A1 near South Witham (Britain):
http://www.rutland-times.co.uk/news/local/fire-service-puts-out-car-fire-on-the-a1-near-south-witham-1-5315480

2013-07-23 - Car bursts into flame on Heath Way near the M2 in Kent (Britain):
http://www.thisiskent.co.uk/Road-closed-car-near-M2/story-19557155-detail/story.html

2013-07-23 - Car explodes and burns while parked on Seaview Avenue in coastal Wamberal (Australia):
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/car-destroyed-in-street-blast-at-wamberal-on-the-central-coast/story-fni0cx12-1226684652585
http://www.news.com.au/national-news/nsw-act/car-destroyed-in-street-blast-at-wamberal-on-the-central-coast/story-fnii5s3x-1226684652585

Quote: "One man said he saw two males flee the scene just after the explosion."

Note: They're not-so-subtly suggesting these men (if this anonymous person's word can be trusted) caused this. Possibly so. Or they could simply have been walking by when the car exploded too, which, if it were me, would send me running, lest I be hurt (or blamed for something I didn't do)...

2013-07-23 - Car bursts into flame at 1:50 AM on Lorne Street in Rhosddu (Britain):
http://www.wrexham.com/news/car-fire-rhosddu-34326.html

2013-07-23 - Car bursts into flame at 5 AM while parked on street on the island of Malta, nearby car damaged too:
http://www.independent.com.mt/articles/2013-07-23/news/vehicle-catches-fire-in-merchants-street-2144436225/

2013-07-23 - Car bursts into flame on I-40 in Tennessee, woman and kids saved by Tennessee Titans rookie Jonathan Willard:
http://www.latimes.com/sports/sportsnow/la-sp-sn-titans-jonathan-willard-car-fire-20130724,0,1972766.story
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000220142/article/jonathan-willard-pulls-family-dog-from-burning-car

Note: Standup guy...

2013-07-23 - Car bursts into flame on Highway 75 near Breckenridge (Minnesota):
http://www.wahpetondailynews.com/news/image_0a2a1598-f47c-11e2-8fa3-001a4bcf887a.html

2013-07-23 - Car bursts into flame while being towed, fire spreads to tow truck, on I-696 near Oak Park (Michigan):
http://www.myfoxorlando.com/story/22925340/car-and-tow-truck-on-fire-close-i-696-westbound-in-oak-park

2013-07-23 - Motorcycle bursts into flame on Melville Road in coastal Falmouth (Britain):
http://www.thisiscornwall.co.uk/Motorbike-Falmouth/story-19557500-detail/story.html

2013-07-23 - Motorcycle bursts into flame at 4:30 AM on Lysander Drive in Orford, Warrington (Britain):
http://www.cheshirefire.gov.uk/news-events/incidents/motorcycle-fire-in-warrington_23-07-2013_9-33-01

2013-07-23 - Skid loader bursts into flame, fire spreads to shed then barm, at 6:30 AM in the Town of York (Wisconsin):
http://host.madison.com/traffic/barn-fire-closes-hwy-in-town-of-york/article_36c99231-8984-5b7a-ab40-aea5d2f5105e.html
http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/barn-fire-closes-highway-73-near-sun-prairie-b9960117z1-216582601.html
http://www.wisconsinagconnection.com/story-state.php?Id=866
http://www.wiba.com/articles/madison-news-118857/barn-fire-in-dane-county--11506208/

Quote: "The storage shed housed two skid loaders and hay, and investigators believe one of the skid loaders may have started the hay on fire."

2013-07-23 - RV trailer bursts into flame at Coralville Lake (Iowa), 2 therapy dogs killed:
http://www.kcrg.com/news/local/Camper-Fire-Kills-2-Therapy-Dogs-216696641.html
http://rvdailyreport.com/News/ctl/ArticleView/mid/427/articleId/29285/Two-therapy-dogs-killed-in-Iowa-camper-fire.aspx

2013-07-23 - Enclosed trailer bursts into flame in parking lot in Wayland (Massachusetts):
http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/news/x853693227/Landscape-trailer-catches-fire-on-Route-27-in-Wayland
http://wayland.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/trailer-fire-damage-estimated-in-the-tens-of-thousands

2013-07-23 - Vehicles and large barn destroyed by fire at 4 AM in Whiteford Township near Ottawa Lake (Michigan):
http://www.monroenews.com/news/2013/jul/23/whiteford-barn-burns/?police-and-fire

Quote: "He said the structure was a large barn estimated at 200 feet by 40 feet, plus an addition. It appeared to house a number of personal items, including vehicles and greenhouse equipment, he said."

2013-07-23 - Tractor, snowmobiles, vehicle and barn destroyed by fire before 5 AM in the Town of Red Cedar (Wisconsin):
http://www.wqow.com/story/22909462/2013/07/23/fire-destroys-pole-shed-near-menomonie

Note: Lots of bodies of water just to the west of this place...

2013-07-23 - Vehicle and home destroyed by fire in coastal Oceanside (California):
http://www.kusi.com/story/22923614/oceanside-fire-destroys-home-vehicle

2013-07-23 - Auto shop damaged by fire in Crockery Township (Michigan), near Grand Rapids:
http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2013/07/fire_at_crockery_township_auto.html

2013-07-23 - Large barn and hay destroyed by fire at 3 AM near Ile de Chenes (Canada), just south of Winnipeg:
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/story/2013/07/23/mb-hay-barn-fire-winnipeg.html
http://globalnews.ca/news/735255/fire-engulfs-barn-south-of-winnipeg/

2013-07-23 - Barn destroyed by fire on Odneal Road near Krum (Texas):
http://www.dentonrc.com/local-news/local-news-headlines/20130723-firefighter-suffers-heat-exhaustion-during-barn-fire.ece

2013-07-23 - Barn destroyed by fire in Sycamore (Kansas):
http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-1009900?hpt=us_bn2

Quote: "Volunteer fire fighters in Montgomery County Kansas are paid $8 for every call."

Note: Eight bucks?! Sheesh, does that even pay for the gas to get there and back? If any volunteer firefighters ever show up to help me out with a fire, I'm tipping them big-time!

2013-07-23 - Barn damaged by fire in Sheldon (Vermont), 6 calves killed:
http://www.wcax.com/story/22915975/calves-killed-in-sheldon-barn-fire

2013-07-23 - Building under renovation hit by fire in Huntington (West Virginia)
http://www.herald-dispatch.com/news/x1903125244/Fire-causes-sizable-damage

2013-07-23 - Porch bursts into flame at 3:20 AM, fire spreads, in Lawndale (California), 6 cats and 2 birds killed:
http://www.dailybreeze.com/news/ci_23711608/lawndale-house-fire-kills-cat-several-missing

Note: This home was two miles from the coast...

2013-07-23 - Porch bursts into flame, fire spreads, home destroyed, in Jenkintown (Pennsylvania):
http://www.montgomerynews.com/articles/2013/07/23/glenside_news_globe_times_chronicle/news/doc51eda094b8ad2135221011.txt

2013-07-23 - Blaze damages three homes at 2:30 AM in Hilltown Township (Pennsylvania):
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/local&id=9181860

2013-07-23 - Vacant farmhouse destroyed by fire in Royse City (Texas), third fire in a week in this area:
http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Farm-House-Fire-Third-Royse-City-Blaze-in-Week-216569211.html

Quote: "The two other fires have been grass fires only. Royse City firefighters said they can't say for sure if the fires are connected and don't have a cause yet for Tuesday's fire."

Note: Same area, same atmosphere, so they may be related, though not in the way the officials there might imagine...

2013-07-23 - More than 20 rare salamanders found dead near lake in Osoyoos (Canada):
http://globalnews.ca/news/734652/update-dead-salamanders-by-the-dozens/

Quote: "The family suspects the salamander deaths have to do with the water quality at a lake across the highway from their property."

Note: Smart family...

2013-07-23 - Hundreds of fish found dead in the Provo River (Utah):
http://www.heraldextra.com/news/local/central/provo/fish-found-dead-in-provo-river/article_9ebd7e2a-d3ae-5178-b352-3cc81edcfc1e.html

2013-07-23 - Fish reported dying at Grand Lake St. Marys (Ohio):
http://www.dailystandard.com/archive/2013-07-22/stories/21588/dead-fish-reported-in-lake
http://www.wdtn.com/dpp/news/ohio/large-fishkill-at-grand-lake-st-marys

2013-07-23 - Second sperm whale in four days found dead at beach in the Philippine Islands:
http://www.philstar.com/nation/2013/07/22/999581/another-sperm-whale-found-dead-laoag-city

2013-07-23 - Two people found dead in hot tub at 3:30 AM at home on Lakeview Drive in Sharps Chapel (Tennessee):
http://www.wate.com/story/22911068/two-bodies-found-in-union-county-hot-tub

Quote: "...there were no apparent signs of foul play."

Note: Personally, I'm way less worried about criminals than I am the fact the Earth is rapidly turning into a very large gas chamber. As the street name implies, this house is right on the shoreline of a lake. In this case, I'd suspect their water supply has been contaminated by hydrogen sulfide and they were poisoned to death that way, unless the hot tub was outside in which case it was probably a hydrogen sulfide plume blowing over them and gassing them to death then blowing on with the wind. I call it 'Whitney Houston Syndrome' when people are found dead in bathtubs or hot tubs, since that's how Whitney Houston died (right on the coast, not coincidentally). Her daughter lost consciousness the next day too, in the very same tub where her mother died the day before, which is what made me suspect that hydrogen sulfide (which is water-soluble) is contaminating water supplies here and there. Everything I've seen since then has just made me increasingly certain of that...