Wednesday, May 1, 2013

2013 - APR - Zombie Files


2013-04-22 - Man runs through yards partially nude, then drops dead in backyard, in Houston (Texas):

Note: Neuro-zombies, people whose brains have been damaged by hydrogen sulfide, do not tend to live very long. There have been numerous incidents now where someone acts crazy, the police apprehend the person, and the person drops dead in the police vehicle, or at the station, or before they're even put in the car. At least this one wasn't violent. I could live with naked brain-damaged people running through my yard, but I think I would have to draw the line if they tried to eat my face...

2013-04-09 - Man, 60, walks into police station, strips naked, pulls fire alarm, in Trenton (New Jersey):

Note: Well, on the plus side, he didn't eat anyone's face...

2013-04-09 - Man, 20, goes on stabbing rampage at Lone Star Community College System’s campus in Cypress (Texas), 14 injured:

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