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Thursday, October 29, 2026

Event Update For 2026-10-28

http://jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com/2012/02/jumping-jack-flash-hypothesis-its-gas.html

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Variety Pack

2026-10-28 - Recycling center fire breaks out off Portsmouth Boulevard in coastal Portsmouth (Virginia):
http://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/portsmouth-firefighters-battle-large-recycling-171334200.html
http://www.13newsnow.com/article/news/community/portsmouth-firefighters-battle-large-recycling-fire/291-6c8899d1-7b4c-47d9-aa6a-a605919c3e07
http://www.wavy.com/news/local-news/portsmouth/fire-causes-road-closures-near-alexanders-corner-in-portsmouth/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29yOdIG8f0o

2026-10-28 - Recycling center heavily damaged by massive fire in Nipissing District (Canada):
http://www.baytoday.ca/local-news/plumes-of-black-smoke-as-fire-ravages-recycling-plant-on-highway-17-west-12940423
http://www.waste360.com/waste-recycling/plumes-of-black-smoke-as-fire-ravages-recycling-plant-on-highway-17-west

2026-10-28 - Recycling center fire breaks out on Clarke Road near London (Canada):
http://www.ctvnews.ca/london/article/large-response-to-fire-at-recycling-facility-north-of-the-city/
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/london/clarke-road-reopens-after-fire-at-arva-recycling-centre-9.7398306

2026-10-28 - Transformer explodes into flame in coastal Gujarat (India):
http://www.hindustantimes.com/videos/gujarat-transformer-explosion-triggers-fire-blaze-doused-after-5-hours-ht-india-101793198302687.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQwuQrp3XNE

2026-10-28 - Market heavily damaged by massive fire in Garissa (Kenya):
http://www.kenyans.co.ke/news/128939-shops-destroyed-fire-razes-down-popular-market-garissa

2026-10-28 - Indonesia's El Niño-driven peat fires are choking the region and releasing centuries of stored carbon:
http://phys.org/news/2026-10-indonesia-el-niodriven-peat-region.html

2026-10-28 - Smoke from LA fires exposed millions of people to high levels of toxic heavy metals:
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/2026/10/28/la-wildfires-toxic-air-pollution/
http://www.wsls.com/health/2026/10/28/smoke-from-la-fires-exposed-millions-of-people-to-high-levels-of-toxic-heavy-metals-study-says/
http://www.citizensvoice.com/2026/10/28/la-wildfires-toxic-air-pollution/

Quote: "At the height of the Los Angeles fires in 2025, millions of residents were exposed in a 24-hour period to toxic lead levels from smoke that were 80 times higher than the typical background level, according to a new study."

2026-10-28 - Scientists confirm global warming is accelerating faster than ever recorded:
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/10/261027231200.htm

Quote: "Earth is warming faster than ever recorded, with scientists detecting a major acceleration in global temperatures since around 2015. A new study reveals that the warming rate has surged to approximately 0.35°C per decade, nearly double the average pace observed from 1970 to 2015. After removing natural climate fluctuations, researchers confirmed the acceleration with more than 98% statistical confidence."

2026-10-28 - Woman found dead along North 3rd Street in Baton Rouge (Louisiana):
http://www.wbrz.com/news/body-found-near-claiborne-building-in-downtown-baton-rouge-brpd-does-not-suspect-foul-play/
http://unfilteredwithkiran.com/womans-body-found-in-downtown-baton-rouge-wednesday-morning/

2026-10-28 - Man, 35, found dead near coastal Angoon (Alaska), empty 'ghost boat' found nearby:
http://www.alaskasnewssource.com/2026/10/28/coast-guard-looks-overdue-angoon-fisherman/
http://www.juneauindependent.com/post/missing-angoon-fisherman-found-dead-after-communitywide-search
http://www.youralaskalink.com/news/local/overdue-angoon-boater-found-dead-near-danger-reef-point-troopers-say/article_6b75f1f2-eb01-4d23-9b62-5e1f74adaf51.html

2026-10-28 - Man found dead along the Forest City Trail in Huntington (Vermont):
http://www.mynbc5.com/article/first-responders-recover-body-on-camels-hump/74275087
http://www.waterburyroundabout.org/news-archive/state-police-say-death-on-camels-hump-is-not-suspiciousnbsp
http://www.wcax.com/2026/10/29/police-identify-man-found-dead-camels-hump/

2026-10-28 - Man falls out of tree stand and dies near Straight Creek Road in Pleasant Township (Ohio), possible toppler:
http://local12.com/news/local/man-found-dead-brown-county-woods-identified-michael-definney-tree-stand-straight-creek-pleasant-township-death-investigation

2026-10-28 - Man found dead in car at library in Temple Terrace (Florida):
http://www.wfla.com/news/hillsborough-county/man-found-dead-in-temple-terrace-library-parking-lot-police/

2026-10-28 - Man found dead in Thatcham (Britain):
http://www.readingchronicle.co.uk/news/26677605.body-missing-man-43-found-thatcham/

2026-10-28 - Small plane makes emergency landing near Highway 108 and Highway 59 in Tuolumne County (California):
http://fox40.com/tuolumne-county-2/plane-crash-tuolumne-county/

2026-10-28 - Passenger train slams into stopped train in Toledo (Spain), 69+ killed:
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/oct/29/how-did-the-spain-train-crash-happen-what-will-investigators-be-asking
http://www.nbcnews.com/world/spain/spain-train-crash-far-right-protesters-prime-minister-pedro-sanchez-rcna606291
http://www.kvpr.org/npr-news/2026-10-28/dozens-are-dead-in-a-high-speed-train-crash-in-spain
http://www.foxnews.com/world/spain-high-speed-railway-crash-kills-train-stopped-tracks
http://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cm8xz7pkd0jjo

2026-10-28 - Passenger bus crashes into parked dump truck at 6 AM in Rangpur (Bangladesh), 3 killed, 15 injured:
http://www.daily-sun.com/index.php/bangladesh/905817/three-killed-15-injured-as-bus-crashes-into-parked-dump-truck

2026-10-28 - Tractor trailer overturns at 5:44 AM on Route 55 in Franklin Township (New Jersey):
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/overturned-tractor-trailer-closes-route-55-northbound-in-franklin-twp/4485933/
http://6abc.com/post/overturned-semi-blocking-lanes-route-55-northbound-franklin-township-gloucester-county/19984697/

2026-10-28 - Tractor trailer overturns on I-84 in Riverdale (Utah):
http://kutv.com/news/local/cattle-hauler-overturns-on-i-84-eastbound-exit-from-i-15-in-riverdale
http://www.ksl.com/article/51641754/cattle-hauler-overturns-on-i-84-in-weber-county-causes-delays

2026-10-28 - Garbage truck overturns on highway in coastal Peabody (Massachusetts):
http://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/overturned-trash-truck-blocks-lanes-115904583.html
http://www.wcvb.com/article/trash-truck-rollover-snarls-commute-on-route-1-in-peabody-massachusetts/74258858

2026-10-28 - Several cars crash, fire erupts, on I-695 in Parkville (Maryland):
http://nottinghammd.com/2026/10/28/massive-crash-results-in-vehicle-fire-shuts-down-i-695-in-parkville/

2026-10-28 - Car crashes into concrete pillar, bursts into flame, in Marion County (Florida), 1 killed:
http://www.wesh.com/article/fort-mccoy-woman-dies-fiery-crash-marion-county/74281460

2026-10-28 - Car veers off road, crashes into tree, bursts into flame, on Offner Road near Manhattan (Illinois), 1 injured:
http://patch.com/illinois/manhattan/bystanders-pull-driver-burning-vehicle-after-crash-manhattan-fire

2026-10-28 - Car veers off road, at 2:30 AM, crashes into cliff, on Route 321 in Johnson County (Kentucky):
http://www.wymt.com/2026/10/28/man-dies-following-single-vehicle-crash/

2026-10-28 - Swarm of bees attacks and kills two people in Rourkela (India):
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/bhubaneswar/2-labourers-die-in-bee-attack/articleshow/135244754.cms

2026-10-28 - Pentagon treating military base freezer malfunctions as suspected cyberattack:
http://nypost.com/2026/10/29/us-news/pentagon-treating-military-base-freezer-malfunctions-as-suspected-cyberattack-officials-say/

Quote: "The Pentagon is treating the spate of mysterious freezer malfunctions that spoiled food at military bases across the United States in August as a suspected hack, according to four officials familiar with the matter. One of the officials said the military investigators were in touch with their French counterparts about a similar cyberattack on commercial freezers that disrupted supermarkets there earlier this month."

2026-10-28 - Star Trek actor Patrick Stewart dies at age 86 in Los Angeles (California):
http://www.wdam.com/2026/10/29/star-trek-actor-patrick-stewart-dead-86/
http://www.kwqc.com/video/2026/10/29/star-trek-x-men-actor-patrick-stewart-dies/