Jumping Jack Flash Hypothesis: It's A Gas Gas Gas: Event Update For 2013-04-08

http://jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com/2012/02/jumping-jack-flash-hypothesis-its-gas.html

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Animal Die-Offs

2013-04-08 - Sea life of all kinds washing ashore dead along coasts near Adelaide (Australia):

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/life-savers-and-councils-demand-answers-over-dead-fish-washing-up-on-our-shores/story-e6frf7jo-1226615179381

Quote: "SIXTEEN dolphins have mysteriously washed up on beaches in the past month..."

Quote: "TWO penguins were found dead locally, one at Holdfast Shores and the other at Seacliff..."

Quote: "TENS of thousands of small fish as well as snapper, whiting, kingfish and mulloway were found washed up in the sands between Brighton and Marino."

Quote: "Recfish SA executive director Gary Flack said the carnage of marine life along Adelaide's coast was unprecedented. 'The main concern is that is that they (the deaths) are ranging across a mix of species from shallow water fish like yellow fin whiting to reef dwellers like snapper,' Mr Flack said."

Note: This is precisely what I said more than a year ago was going to happen. And it will get worse, much much MUCH worse...

Prediction A - More Fires and Explosions, Especially Coastal

2013-04-08 - Wildfire breaks out in Moon Lake area of coastal Port Richey (Florida), homes threatened:
http://www.wtsp.com/rss/article/309914/8/Fire-threatens-homes-in-Moon-Lake-area-of-Port-Richey

Quote: "'Are we going to wake up in the middle of the night and the woods behind our house is on fire?' Shomon wondered. Her back yard is still charred from a second brush fire that came dangerously close to her home two months ago."

2013-04-08 - Major wildfire erupts near Fillmore (California), two homes destroyed, others threatened, evacuations ensue:
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Brush-Fire-Breaks-Out-Fillmore-202038751.html
http://www.kesq.com/news/Homes-destroyed-by-Ventura-County-wildfires/-/233092/19670730/-/t8jv7w/-/index.html
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/national-international/NATL-COPY-LA-Evacuations-Ordered-in-Calif-as-Brush-Fire-Threatens-100-Homes-202061801.html

Note: Not far from the coast...

2013-04-08 - Massive fire destroys salvage yard in Cahokia (Illinois), near the Mississippi River, 2 injured:
http://fox2now.com/2013/04/08/firefighters-battling-junk-yard-fire-in-cahokia/
http://www.bnd.com/2013/04/08/2568706/fire-crews-battling-salvage-yard.html
http://www.kmov.com/news/local/Smoke-from-Cahokia-fire-visible-in-downtown-St-Louis-201997271.html

Note: Many junkyards and salvage yards have burned this past year or so. Hydrogen sulfide is reactive with rusty iron/steel and there's plenty of that to be found in your average junkyard or salvage yard, where rusted vehicles and parts lay around fully exposed to the atmosphere. The smoke from this fire, at Marty's Used Car and Truck Parts, was visible from Busch Statium in St. Louis (Missouri), across the Mississippi River...

2013-04-08 - Small explosion hits near Risley Residential College in Ithaca (New York), ignites brush and fence:
http://www.cornellsun.com/section/news/content/2013/04/08/cornell-police-investigating-cause-small-explosion-near-risley

Note: Ithaca sits on the south shore of Cayuga Lake...

2013-04-08 - Sailboat bursts into flame off coast near Jacksonville (Florida):
http://www.actionnewsjax.com/content/topstories/story/No-one-injured-after-boat-fire/TRmW21rv3Ey9wsBWoEH5zA.cspx

2013-04-08 - Five tractor trailers incinerated in massive blaze at well site in Brooke County (West Virginia):
http://www.wtov9.com/news/news/fire-causes-millions-dollars-worth-damage-brooke-c/nXGfc/
http://www.wvgazette.com/News/201304090025

Quote: "Local officials tell NEWS9 the damage has been estimated at about $8 million."

Note: Looks like they were all parked near each other, so once one burst into flame, they all burned. That's why I've been mentioning that it's probably not wise to park your vehicle(s) next to other vehicles, or next to buildings. They could have saved themselves a few million bucks there...

2013-04-08 - Two luxury buses incinerated at depot in coastal Mumbai (India):
http://www.indiatvnews.com/news/india/two-volvo-luxury-buses-gutted-in-mumbai-fire--21638.html

Note: And these folks probably could have saved themselves one luxury bus if they hadn't parked them near each other...

2013-04-08 - Two trucks burst into flame at Tehama County Sheriff’s Search and Rescue Yard (California):
http://www.redding.com/news/2013/apr/08/authorities-investigating-suspicious-fire-near-nat/
http://www.krcrtv.com/news/local/Sheriff-s-Trucks-Damaged-By-Fire/-/14322302/19664486/-/1pkhjd/-/index.html

Note: One was a semi, one was a heavy military surplus truck. That's near the Sacramento River...

2013-04-08 - Tanker truck bursts into flame on the Richardson Highway near Fairbanks (Alaska):
http://www.newsminer.com/news/alaska_news/double-tanker-fire-closes-richardson-highway/article_ed4e8862-a077-11e2-ae19-001a4bcf6878.html

2013-04-08 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on I-94 near Black River Falls (Wisconsin):
http://www.wqow.com/story/21917126/2013/04/09/highway-reopens-after-semi-fire
http://www.channel3000.com/news/Semi-full-of-sea-food-burns-near-Black-River-Falls/-/1648/19676180/-/lpwwxz/-/index.html
http://lacrossetribune.com/news/local/fire-destroys-semi-hauling-seafood-in-jackson-county/article_f4d92e56-a12c-11e2-bae8-001a4bcf887a.html

2013-04-08 - Tractor bursts into flame near coastal Burnham-on-Sea (Britain):
http://www.burnham-on-sea.com/news/2013/tractor-fire-08-04-13.php

2013-04-08 - Tractor bursts into flame in Western Nevada County (California):
http://www.theunion.com/news/crime/6012192-113/reported-block-caller-drive

2013-04-08 - Box truck bursts into flame on I-5 near Bakersfield (California):
http://www.turnto23.com/news/local-news/box-truck-fire-shuts-down-interstate-5-in-both-directions-at-sr166

2013-04-08 - Garbage truck bursts into flame beneath bridge in Attleboro (Massachusetts):
http://www.thesunchronicle.com/news/local_news/stuck-truck-catches-fire-halting-traffic-in-city/article_2cdd7cb8-aa43-5428-a775-0da1079c099e.html

2013-04-08 - RV bursts into flame at caravan park in Canberra (Australia):
http://www.canberratimes.com.au/act-news/fire-at-south-canberra-caravan-park-20130408-2hgpc.html

Note: Canberra encompasses Lake Burley Griffin...

2013-04-08 - Van bursts into flame, fire spreads to another vehicle, home, in coastal Palo Alto (California):
http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/local/peninsula&id=9057191
http://www.mercurynews.com/peninsula/ci_22984404/early-morning-fire-east-palo-alto-being-investigated

Quote: "The fire started just after 3 a.m. in a van parked outside a home on Stevens Avenue near Illinois Street."

Note: Late at night, wee hours, when the atmosphere cools and contracts, which will push any hydrogen sulfide or methane floating above closer to the ground...

2013-04-08 - Van bursts into flame on Route 67 in Cass County (Illinois), near the Mississippi River:
http://www.wlds.com/news/667-no-one-injured-after-van-destroyed-by-fire

2013-04-08 - Van bursts into flame while parked on street in Cambridge (Canada):
http://kitchener.ctvnews.ca/police-look-for-leads-in-string-of-fires-1.1229463

Note: A dumpster and some curbside trash burst into flame too, same general area, same general timeframe. That's a sign of a flammable gas plume blowing through an area, igniting here and there as it blows through. And vehicles and trash (which is full of absorbent flammable materials) are bursting into flame all over now, though it appears the authorities in Cambridge are oblivious to that fact...

2013-04-08 - SUV bursts into flame at gas station in Ann Arbor (Michigan):
http://www.annarbor.com/news/firefighters-extinguish-vehicle-fire-at-ann-arbor-gas-station/

2013-04-08 - Pickup truck bursts into flame on road near coastal Nanoose (Canada):
http://www.nanaimobulletin.com/news/201968821.html

2013-04-08 - Pickup truck bursts into flame at Greenwood Towers in Port Hope (Canada), near Lake Ontario:
http://www.northumberlandview.ca/index.php?module=news&type=user&func=display&sid=21500

2013-04-08 - Six cars and a trash can burst into flame in Denver (Colorado):
http://kwgn.com/2013/04/08/arsonist-set-9-firs-in-denver-overnight/

Note: They say arson. Could be, who knows. They don't mention any evidence of PEOPLE being involved in starting these fires though, so unless they do, color me skeptical. If vehicles of all kinds weren't bursting into flame all over the place - running and non-running - that'd be a different story, but they are. Could be a good-sized gas plume swept through there and ignited stuff here and there as it went. Also, this was late at night, when the atmosphere cools and contracts, which will push any flammable hydrogen sulfide or methane floating above closer to the ground...

2013-04-08 - In separate incidents, two cars burst into flame in Plainview (New York):
http://plainview.patch.com/articles/plainview-firefighters-respond-to-2-car-fires-in-a-day

Note: The first car bursts into flame in a parking lot behind the Morton Village Shopping Center. The second car burst into flame on Bethpage-Sweet Hollow Road. Plainview is on Long Island in the town of Oyster Bay...

2013-04-08 - Car explodes and burns while parked outside residence in Brockton (Massachusetts):
http://www.enterprisenews.com/topstories/x1893345975/Car-explosion-in-Brockton-under-investigation

2013-04-08 - Car bursts into flame while parked at strip mall in Arlington (Virginia), near the Potomac River:
http://www.arlnow.com/2013/04/08/car-fire-in-buckingham/

2013-04-08 - Car bursts into flame near the Port Authority Bus Terminal in coastal New York City (New York), traffic disrupted:
http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20130408/midtown/car-fire-sparks-delays-at-port-authority-bus-terminal
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/car-fire-shuts-port-authority-bus-terminal-article-1.1310657

2013-04-08 - Car bursts into flame while parked in carport, fire spreads to mobile home, in San Bernardino (California):
http://www.sbsun.com/news/ci_22985845/san-bernardino-fire-displaces-family

2013-04-08 - Car bursts into flame on I-84 in Manchester (Connecticut):
http://www.wfsb.com/story/21913182/car-fire-on-i-84-in-manchester-creates-traffic-jam

2013-04-08 - Car bursts into flame on Highway 50 in Sacramento (California):
http://fox40.com/2013/04/08/car-fire-slows-highway-50-traffic/

2013-04-08 - Car bursts into flame on London Road in Colchester (Britain):
http://www.essexcountystandard.co.uk/news/10340034.Car_fire_on_London_Road/

2013-04-08 - Car bursts into flame on Ambleside Avenue in Bristol (Britain):
http://www.thisisbristol.co.uk/vehicle-fires-overnight-Bristol/story-18643765-detail/story.html

2013-04-08 - Car bursts into flame on 5th Street in Crawford (Nebraska):
http://www.chadrad.com/newsstory.cfm?story=28898

2013-04-08 - Car bursts into flame on Egan Drive near Salmon Creek, in coastal Juneau (Alaska):
http://www.ktoo.org/2013/04/08/vehicle-fire-backs-up-inbound-traffic-on-egan/

2013-04-08 - Car bursts into flame inside garage at home in Linden (Virginia), car and garage destroyed, home damaged:
http://www.nvdaily.com/news/2013/04/car_fire_damages_home_and_garage_in_front_royal-mobile.html

2013-04-08 - Car bursts into flame in Saltville (Virginia), 1 injured:
http://www.tricities.com/news/article_7bf933cc-a13c-11e2-8508-0019bb30f31a.html

2013-04-08 - Car bursts into flame while parked in driveway of home in suburb of coastal Perth (Australia):
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/lesmurdie-family-wake-to-burning-car-in-driveway/story-e6frf7jo-1226615543426

2013-04-08 - Four vehicles, two motorcycles, a carport and home damaged by fire in Anthony (New Mexico):
http://www.kvia.com/news/Carport-fire-forces-Anthony-NM-family-out-of-their-home/-/391068/19674472/-/8q8su5/-/index.html

2013-04-08 - Two antique cars and airport hangar destroyed by fire in Justin (Texas):
http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Justin-Hangar-Fire-Destroys-Antique-Cars-201928791.html
http://www.dentonrc.com/local-news/local-news-headlines/20130408-fire-destroys-hanger-at-clark-airfield.ece

Quote: "Clark, an antique car collector, lost two of his prized cars in the fire, a 1926 Model T sedan and a 1929 Model A."

2013-04-08 - Auto shop destroyed by fire in Bainbridge Township (Ohio):
http://www.news-herald.com/articles/2013/04/09/news/doc5163a0d221d76955178322.txt

2013-04-08 - Gas station catches fire in Cincinnati (Ohio):
http://www.wcpo.com/dpp/news/region_west_cincinnati/westwood/crews-fight-fire-at-westwood-gas-station
http://www.local12.com/news/local/story/Fire-At-Gas-Station-Causes-100-000-In-Damages/iEvWxDs7H0esg3Lx00LIQw.cspx

2013-04-08 - Barn destroyed by fire in Milton Mills (New Hampshire):
http://www.fosters.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130408/GJNEWS_01/130409397/0/FOSNEWS

2013-04-08 - Barn destroyed by fire in the Hamlet of Wallkill (New York):
http://www.recordonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130408/NEWS/130409723
http://www.recordonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/gallery?Site=TH&Date=20130408&Category=NEWS&ArtNo=408009997&Ref=PH&Presentation=desktop

2013-04-08 - Barn damaged by fire at Marton-le-Moor in Ripon (Britain):
http://www.ripongazette.co.uk/community/your-community/overnight-fire-in-ripon-barn-1-5563769

2013-04-08 - Barn damaged by fire in Chesterton (Indiana), near Lake Michigan:
http://www.chestertontribune.com/PoliceFireEmergency/barking_dog_acts_as_fire_alarm_h.htm

2013-04-08 - Blaze breaks out at Walker County landfill near Chickamauga (Georgia):
http://www.wrcbtv.com/story/21913828/crews-battle-blaze-at-walker-co-landfill

Note: There've been many landfill fires and there will be many more. Landfills contain lots of absorbent flammable materials, and all such materials are absorning hydrogen sulfide and/or methane and spontaneously combusting. Such materials include wood, paper, cardboard, mulch, dried brush, generic trash, hay, straw, clothing, cotton, wool, compost, etc. There's a landfill that's been burning for weeks now in Bridgeton (Missouri), right next to another landfill which contains illegally dumped nuclear waste from the Manhattan Project...

2013-04-08 - Lumber warehouse destroyed by massive blaze in Waterford (Pennsylvania):
http://yourerie.com/fulltext?nxd_id=297162

Note: More wood spontaneously combusting...

2013-04-08 - Cereal catches fire at General Mills plant in Sharonville (Ohio):
http://www.local12.com/news/local/story/Cereal-Burns-at-General-Mills-Plant-Fire/4MPEuhd5DEWoZngoJyuh1A.cspx

Note: Huh, I guess some kinds of cereal may qualify as absorbent flammable materials, made of dried oats and such...

2013-04-08 - Storage units damaged by blaze at industrial park in DeLand (Florida):
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/storage-units-damaged-deland-industrial-park-build/nXF9k/

Quote: "Renter and cabinet maker Gerald Burkholder said, 'I'm real worried about what’s in there and what's left.'"

2013-04-08 - Home damaged by fire in coastal Myrtle Beach (South Carolina):
http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/2013/04/08/3426001/fire-damages-north-myrtle-beach.html

2013-04-08 - Triple-decker damaged by blaze in coastal Revere (Massachusetts), 20 people homeless:
http://www.itemlive.com/articles/2013/04/08/news/news05.txt

Note: The gases are coming, the gases are coming!

2013-04-08 - Six-story condo building erupts in flame in the Back Bay area of coastal Boston (Massachusetts):
http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/boston/10010315636572/back-bay-building-fire-causes-1-million-in-damage/
http://www.boston.com/metrodesk/2013/04/08/firefighters-battle-blaze-boston-back-bay-section/DLx05MLcgAPfUemFqTBq5M/story.html

2013-04-08 - Two garages destroyed by fire and duplex damaged, in coastal Sunnyvale (California):
http://www.mercurynews.com/sunnyvale/ci_22979179/sunnvale-three-families-escape-early-morning-two-alarm

2013-04-08 - Unoccupied guest cottage burns in Lake Worth (Florida):
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/local/fire-damages-guest-cottage-in-lake-worth/nXGXX/

Quote: "The fire was the second in the neighborhood in nine days. A vacant home in the 600 block of South E Street caught fire March 30."

2013-04-08 - Vacant business burns on Port Avenue in coastal Kennebunk (Maine):
http://www.wlbz2.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=238653
http://www.wmtw.com/news/maine/York-County/Fire-damages-Kennebunk-business/-/9284124/19658676/-/e4itg8z/-/index.html

2013-04-08 - Vacant home destroyed by fire in Slidell (Louisiana):
http://www.wwltv.com/news/local/Fire-destroys-vacant-Slidell-home-201984251.html

2013-04-08 - Vacant duplex burns in Nashville (Tennessee):
http://www.fox17.com/newsroom/top_stories/videos/wztv_vid_17395.shtml

2013-04-08 - Around 150 dead birds found near heliport in coastal Chaguaramas on the island of Trinidad:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=BH-20130409-38792-TTO

2013-04-08 - Dead fish showing up in the Huangpu River in coastal Shanghai (China):
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/9978239/Hundreds-of-dead-fish-found-rotting-in-Shanghai-river.html
http://beforeitsnews.com/mass-animal-death/2013/04/fish-kill-still-mystery-as-250kg-hauled-out-songjiang-district-china-2431754.html

2013-04-08 - Ducklings found dead at Botanical Garden on the island of Bermuda:
http://www.royalgazette.com/article/20130409/NEWS/704099931

Prediction C - More Multiples Of People Dead In Homes

2013-04-08 - Two women, 34 and 30, found dead in their home in Macclesfield (Britain):
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2306149/Macclesfield-deaths-Oil-rig-worker-34-girlfriend-30-dead-home-sparking-major-police-investigation.html

Prediction D - More Corpses In Low-Lying Areas

2013-04-08 - Dentist, 44, burns to death in car in Gainesville (Florida):
http://www.alligator.org/news/local/article_04863578-a0cf-11e2-b494-001a4bcf887a.html

Quote: "At about 1 a.m. Friday, FHP reported that Weber was driving his 1998 Acura 'erratically' before he crashed into the driveway of the house, hitting a parked car and the garage door. He then hit a tree stump, causing his car to catch fire, and couldn’t get out before it was engulfed in flames."

Note: Sounds like something was wrong with the car or with the driver, or both, before it caught fire. He may have been losing consciousness from breathing hydrogen sulfide, which would then also contribute to the car bursting into flame since it's an extremely volatile gas, not to mention deadly. And Florida once again; Florida is downwind of the horrible dead zones in the Gulf of Mexico, which are surely pluming hydrogen sulfide now. As a consequence there have been many mysterious deaths in Florida, especially along Florida's Gulf Coast...

2013-04-08 - Young man, early 20s, found dead in canal in coastal St. Petersburg (Florida):
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/detectives-trying-to-identify-man-found-dead-in-canal-in-st-pete/2113978
http://tbo.com/pinellas-county/pinellas-sheriff-needs-help-to-identify-body-found-in-canal-b82475709z1

Note: Another mysterious death along Florida's Gulf Coast. It appears that while you can be hit by a cloud of hydrogen sulfide anywhere now and drop dead, your odds are probably significantly worse if you live on the western side of Florida, or anywhere in Florida for that matter...

2013-04-08 - Woman, 30, drops dead in backyard in University City in St. Louis (Missouri), near the Mississippi River:
http://www.kmov.com/news/local/Police-Womans-body-found-behind-U-City-home-considered-suspicious-202007371.html
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/woman-found-dead-behind-vacant-house-in-university-city/article_c5ee3fee-b9af-5a35-b46c-ec8181ce4feb.html

Quote: "Police saw no outward signs of trauma..."

2013-04-08 - Man in his late 20s found dead in van in Plymstock in coastal Plymouth (Britain):
http://www.thisisplymouth.co.uk/Young-male-dead-Plymstock/story-18644919-detail/story.html

2013-04-08 - Missing man, 51, found dead in the Ottawa River in Ottawa (Canada):
http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/ottawa/foul+play+suspected+after+body+found+Quebec/8212561/story.html

2013-04-08 - Man, 29, found dead in van outside home in Mammoth Lakes (California):
http://xgames.espn.go.com/article/9148982/chelone-miller-brother-bode-miller-dies-29

Note: This was champion skier Bode Miller's brother, Chelone Miller...

2013-04-08 - Man, 49, found dead in the Delaware And Raritan Canal in Bull’s Island State Park (New Jersey):
http://www.nj.com/mercer/index.ssf/2013/04/hopewell_township_man_found_de.html
http://www.nj.com/hunterdon-county-democrat/index.ssf/2013/04/family_kayaking_in_delaware_an.html

2013-04-08 - Inmate, 25, drops dead in his cell in Graterford Prison in Collegeville (Pennsylvania)
http://www.phillyburbs.com/news/local/courier_times_news/inmate-from-warrington-found-dead-at-graterford-prison/article_0e910a7a-daa9-5d6d-91c4-1a2d51122281.html

2013-04-08 - Man found dead on side of highway near Boucherville (Canada):
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/story/2013/04/09/boucherville-body-found-highway-20.html

2013-04-08 - Teen, 18, found dead in the Tillari River (India):
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/goa/Tillari-drowning-Third-body-found/articleshow/19452438.cms

2013-04-08 - Man found dead under interstate bridge near Winslow (Arkansas):
http://5newsonline.com/2013/04/08/dead-man-found-under-washington-county-bridge/

2013-04-08 - Man found dead in the ocean at Miramar Beach near Half Moon Bay (California):
http://halfmoonbay.patch.com/articles/decomposed-body-found-near-miramar-beach