Thursday, June 1, 2017

2017 - MAY - Zombie Files

2017-05-01 - Naked man walks down road spouting nonsense, tries to punch cop, in Chelmsford (Britain):

Quote: "The police arrived and he legged it for a bit and tried to hit them. It looked like they were trying to handcuff him. 'It was a bit comical. He was literally just walking up the road shouting nonsense at people.'"

2017-05-02 - Mostly naked man, 41, rams police car then dances or stretches in street, in Zephyerhills (Florida):

Quote: "A Pasco County sheriff's deputy used his stun gun Tuesday to subdue a partially clothed man who backed into his police cruiser and then started dancing — or maybe stretching — in the street."

2017-05-03 - Naked man found at 1 AM on 14th Street in coastal Washington DC:

2017-05-03 - Man, 41, attacks father, steals car, found naked in a creek, in Kamloops (Canada):

2017-05-07 - Naked man in his 50s found at intersection in Ashburn (Virginia):

Quote: "Loudoun County Sheriff's Office deputies responded to the Russell Branch and Claiborne Parkway area of Ashburn around 10:30 p.m. Sunday to find a naked man standing at the intersection, according to LCSO reports. The subject was voluntarily taken to a local hospital for an evaluation.  There were no indications of intoxication, according to Sheriff's Office spokesman Kraig Troxell. 'Why he was unclothed is unclear,' Troxell said. No charges were filed in the incident. The subject's name was not disclosed. He was aged in his late 50s, according to Troxell."

2017-05-08 - Naked man, 28, howls like a wolf, throws himself onto police car, gets tased, in Kohler (Wisconsin)

Note: Right next to the Sheboygan River. Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2017-05-08 - Man strips naked, rants and raves, punches telephone poles, jumps on police SUV, gets arrested, in Kalamazoo (Michigan):

2017-05-09 - Naked man has 'medical issues', runs around yelling at no one, causes bomb scare, at Balls Ferry boat ramp in Anderson (California):

Quote: "A naked man found running around the Balls Ferry boat ramp in Anderson also caused a bomb scare when authorities found a possible pipe bomb in his pickup Tuesday afternoon. The man, whose identity is being withheld because he was experiencing medical issues, was taken to a local hospital after Shasta County sheriff's deputies arrived, said Sgt. Marc St. Clair with the Shasta County Sheriff's Office.

Quote: "They were called at 12:09 p.m. Tuesday after onlookers reported a 'nude male subject running up and down the Balls Ferry boat ramp in Anderson while yelling at no one,' St. Clair said in a press release."

Quote: "'A second reporting party called dispatch to report the male subject was now rolling around the parking lot yelling and moaning,' he said. A California Fish and Wildlife warden arrived first and calmed down the man, who was 'non-verbal' when deputies arrived shortly thereafter. They called an ambulance after determining the man needed medical attention, St. Clair said."

Note: This happened on the Sacramento River...

2017-05-09 - Naked man, 42, leads cops on slow-speed chase, gets arrested, in Panola County near Batesville (Mississippi):

Quote: "Panola County Chief Deputy Chris Franklin confirming a naked man led deputies on a slow speed chase through Panola County and Batesville Tuesday night. Franklin tells FOX13 that 42-year-old Mortis Eugene Batton didn't have a stitch of clothes on when deputies finally got him stopped. Franklin also noted that Batton didn't have any clothes in his car either."

2017-05-10 - Naked man screams on Milledge Avenue, gets tased, in Athens (Georgia):

Quote: "Athens-Clarke County Police responded to a call received at around 11:45 a.m. today in regards to a man who was 'smoking, screaming and nude' on Milledge Avenue, according to Public Information Officer Epifanio Rodriguez. The man, according to ACCPD, resisted arrest by officers and was tased twice. After he was taken into custody, the man was transported to an area hospital for evaluation."

2017-05-10 - Naked man walks back and forth on road, lays down on road, near Grants Pass (Oregon):

Quote: "A mysterious unclothed man in the Illinois Valley prompted at least two calls to the Josephine County Sheriff's Office this week. The Sheriff's Office said one call reported a naked man standing in the middle of Waldo Road on Tuesday afternoon. The caller told dispatchers the naked man alternated between walking back and forth on the side of the road and laying down in the middle of it. The man was described as about six-feet-tall, with a medium build and a tattoo on his hip. He was also said to be 'confused, but well-groomed.'"

Quote: "Earlier in the day, another caller had reported a naked man walking across the top pillars of a bridge at the intersection of Redwood Highway and Finch Road. It was unknown whether both callers were reporting the same naked man."

2017-05-14 - Man, 36, kills his mother, chops her head off, carries her head into store, stabs employee, in Estacada (Oregon):

Quote: "'He was in like a catatonic state, wasn't speaking to anybody,' Roberts said, adding that the only thing he said during the encounter before his arrest was that he was thirsty."

Note: On Mother's Day!

2017-05-14 - Naked man, 45, goes berserk, attacks child, in Nakhon Ratchasima (Thailand):

Quote: "A deranged man that Thai media said was likely possessed by an evil spirit attacked a six year old child before going on a naked rampage at a Korat temple. Suphachai Saengsri, 45, is now in the custody of Pho Klang police after going berserk at his home then the temple of Wat Sri Suriyothin in Suranathee sub-district, reported Daily News. He said that he didn't know what he was doing."

Quote: "At one point Suphachai grabbed a knife and when police arrived they surrounded him. When he was distracted they managed to grab him and haul him to the ground. He was taken to the station where he soon calmed down and said he had no recollection of what he had done."

Quote: "They said he had no prior record of mental illness."

2017-05-14 - Naked man, 22, climbs on building, throws chimney parts down, in East Ham suburb of coastal London (Britain):

2017-05-15 - Naked man, 25, jumps off train, wanders onto woman's property, gets shot in the face, in Topock (Arizona):

Quote: "Authorities are investigating why a naked man jumped off a train in the Topock area and allegedly broke water pipes near an electrical box, causing a power outage at a home before he was shot. Mohave County Sheriff's officials say 25-year-old Joshua Daniel Reza of Needles, California was wounded in the face in Monday afternoon's incident."

Quote: "The woman told deputies she didn’t recognize the naked man and she started screaming for him to leave. She said that the naked man never spoke while he kept walking toward her. The woman added that he stopped and stared at her, ignoring her commands to get off the property. The woman's boyfriend returned with a gun. The woman told deputies the naked man started walking toward them when her boyfriend fired a few shots into the air while she was screaming for the naked man to get back and leave.  Deputies contacted the victims’ boyfriend, an 86-year-old man, who confirmed his girlfriend’s statements and said he fired 2 to 3 warning shots into the air. The man told deputies the naked man continued walking toward them and he fired another round, striking Reza in the face."

Quote: "Because the terms of service require having a face, the man's Facebook account was suspended."

Note: Okay, I added the last part!

2017-05-16 - Man pours bleach on himself, strips naked, runs around store, in San Bernardino (California):

Quote: "A man has been hospitalized after he walked into a San Bernardino Stater Bros., poured bleach on himself, took his clothes off and ran around the store, officials said. San Bernardino police received a call from the business around 9:40 p.m. Monday about a man acting erratically inside the store. According to authorities, the man went to the house supplies aisle and dumped 2 gallons of bleach over his head and body. He then proceeded to take his clothes off and run around the grocery store, scaring customers."

2017-05-16 - Naked man, 44, found walking down road in Sulphur Springs (Texas):

Quote: "A 44 year old Sulphur Springs man was arrested yesterday for indecent exposure and obstruction of highway. Officers responded to a call of a naked man walking northbound on Broadway. The man was found to be walking northbound in the left lane with numerous vehicles backed up due to the activity. The man was taken into custody without incident and transported to Hopkins County jail."

2017-05-16 - Naked man found screaming at intersection in coastal Bridgeport (Connecticut), 1400 feet from the ocean:

Quote: "There is a naked man screaming in the street at Deacon and Bunnell Street."

2017-05-18 - Naked man runs around, tries to get in cars, lunges at cops, gets tased, in Stafford (Texas):

Quote: "It took multiple officers and three jolts from a stun gun to subdue a naked man walking around a parking lot in Stafford. Houston hip-hop artist Candyman saw the whole thing and recorded every minute of it. 'You don't see this everyday,' he said. The video shows the naked man walking around the parking lot and checking the doors of several cars. 'He started coming toward us and I said, "Awe man, he is naked,"' said Candyman."

2017-05-22 - Naked man runs around on street, gets tased, in Lewisville (Texas), 2 miles from Lewisville Lake:

Quote: "Lewisville police say an officer used a Taser to subdue a man who was running in the street without wearing clothes Monday afternoon. Callers to 911 reported that man was running down North Valley Parkway, near Old Orchard Lane. Officers responded to the area at about 3 p.m., and one used a Taser to stop the man, police said. The man, whose identity was not released, has been taken to a hospital for evaluation. His condition was not immediately available."

2017-05-23 - Naked man crashes car, flees cops, gets arrested, in Wayland (Massachusetts):

2017-05-23 - Naked man flees cops, gets captured, tries to bite them, in coastal Los Angeles (California):

Quote: "The man apparently had to be restrained with a covering on his head, and witnesses said he appeared to be trying to bite officers."

2017-05-25 - Naked man, 22, floods apartment at 5 AM, speaks incoherently, gets tased and dies, in Milwaukee (Wisconsin):

Quote: "A man who authorities said was naked and flooding his apartment stopped breathing and died Thursday morning after being shocked by a police officer's Taser, authorities said. Officers from the West Milwaukee Police Department were called to an apartment complex South 54th Street and West Greenfield Avenue at about 5 a.m. for a report of a 'suspicious male' in the building. Initial reports indicated the man, 22, was naked, speaking incoherently and flooding an apartment, Deputy Chief Robert Fletcher with the West Allis Police Department, Chief Patrick Mitchell with the West Allis Police Department and Chief Dennis Nasci with the West Milwaukee Police Department said in a joint news release. A Taser was used on the man because he was uncooperative and combative with officers, the release said."

2016-05-26 - Man strips naked at airport in coastal Miami (Florida):

Quote: "Travelers and bystanders at Miami International Airport got an unexpected surprise Friday night when a man stripped naked inside a concourse. Cellphone video shows the man walking around the airport in nothing but socks. Miami-Dade police officers detained him for psychiatric evaluation under the state's Baker Act."

2017-05-26 - Man gets in fight before 4:30 AM, runs onto I-17, strips naked, gets hit by car, in Phoenix (Arizona):

2017-05-26 - Naked agitated man tries to enter home at 3:40 AM, gets tased, in Lincoln (Nebraska):

Quote: "Lincoln Police arrested a man who was “naked and agitated” in the backyard of a home on Friday morning. The incident began when authorities responded to a domestic disturbance call at 3:40 a.m. in the area of 1324 S 49th Street. The caller said the suspect was banging on the front door of the residence attempting to get in."

2017-05-26 - Naked man, 24, shoots girlfriend in the face, climbs roof, gets captured, in Waco (Texas):

2017-05-27 - Naked feral-looking man spotted near trail in Eglwyswrw (Britain):

2017-05-27 - Naked man, 25, flees cops, gets arrested, in Aachen (Germany):

Quote: "A naked man led German police on a wild goose chase through the western city of Aachen late Saturday, which only ended when an officer tackled him by jumping on him from a bicycle. Police said residents called authorities just after 8 pm when they spotted the naked 25-year-old walking around the streets with no clothes on. But when police arrived he ran away, forcing officers to chase him through several gardens before he ran back onto the street. Unable to keep up with him, the police borrowed bicycles from passers-by and an officer managed to catch up and leap on him. The man was arrested."

2017-05-29 - Naked man, 29, climbs on top of excavator and masturbates in coastal Miami Beach (Florida):

2017-05-31 - Man, 50, crashes car into cars, gets out, strips naked, rambles incoherently, in South Brunswick (New Jersey):

Quote: "According to police, Joseph Slovinsky, 50, of North Brunswick, was driving a 1999 Honda Accord east on Finnegan’s Lane when he allegedly hit two other vehicles, rear-ending a 2011 Volkswagen and then a 2016 Toyota Camry in the westbound lane. Police said that Slovinsky pushed the Volkswagen about 100 feet and then went around it into the westbound lane where he struck the Camry. Slovinsky then continued east in the westbound lanes, made a U-turn, and came back, hitting the Camry a second time, disabling his vehicle, police said. Then things got a little strange. According to police, Slovinsky exited his vehicle, stripped off his clothes, and then tried to get into a home on the road. Police said responding officers Kevin O’Neil and Ray McCarthy immediately ordered him to get away from the door of the home and lay on the ground. Slovinsky complied and the officers took him into custody, police said. The officers said Slovinsky was 'rambling and incoherent.'"

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