2013 - JUL - Zombie Files

2013-07-31 - Mostly-naked man walks down street with pants in hand, in Salisbury (North Carolina):
http://www.wistv.com/story/22965524/police-mostly-naked-man-walked-down-street-with-pants-in-hand

Quote: "Sanchez was then told to put his pants on, as he was holding them in his hand. He told the deputy 'No, it's okay,' according to the report. He was then told to put on his pants again and finally complied with the deputies instructions. Sanchez didn't have any identification on him, but offered to write his name down for the deputy, according to the report. When asked why he was walking down the street without any pants, Sanchez reportedly acted as if he didn't understand the question."

2013-07-31 - Naked man jumps on top of car, thrusts pelvis in the air, in Indianapolis (Indiana):
http://www.indystar.com/article/20130801/NEWS02/308010013/1282/

2013-07-29 - Man in his 30s knocks down pensioner, buys butcher knife, slashes at his own face, in Hednesford (Britain):
http://www.expressandstar.com/news/emergency-services/2013/07/18/man-slashes-his-own-face-in-hednesford-shop-drama/

Quote: "Shoppers watched in horror as a man slashed his own face with a kitchen knife, moments after buying it from a discount store."

2013-07-25 - Man gets naked, gets arrested, at Kennedy Airport in coastal Queens (New York):
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local/new_york&id=9183400

2013-07-04 - Man climbs on top of transit bus in coastal Hollywood (California), acts disoriented, taken for evaluation:
http://www.dailynews.com/news/ci_23599664/man-climbs-top-bus-hollywood-taken-local-hospital

Quote: "The Los Angeles Fire Department, Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department and Los Angeles Police Department responded to a call of a man climbing on top of a Metro bus about 9:10 a.m. at the intersection of Western and Russell avenues, according to sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore. Ten minutes later, the man was taken down and transported to a local hospital for evaluation, Whitmore said. The suspect was not armed or acting violently, but he might have been disoriented, according to Whitmore. 'He was just acting in an erratic manner on top of the bus,' he said."

Note: Well, if he's been neuro-zombie'd then he's the kind I'd prefer: the bus-climbing type. Much better than the growling face-eating type!