Saturday, June 27, 2015

Event Update For 2015-06-26

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Animal Attacks

2015-06-26 - Shark attacks and injures man on the Outer Banks in Avon (North Carolina):

Quote: "This is the fifth shark attack along the North Carolina Sharkolina coastline in the past month."

Note: A huge mysterious explosion hit the Outer Banks in North Carolina in March and shortly afterwards a huge number of fish washed ashore dead. That was probably a methane and/or hydrogen sulfide bubble from the sea floor that breached the surface and then exploded and killed those fish, or they died from suffocation as the gas rose to the surface, or some of both. That event was mentioned in the 2015-03-18 update. Could be that a lot of fish in that area have been wiped out, so now the sharks are forced to look for something other than fish to eat, like people...

2015-06-26 - Shark attacks and injures man at Hunting Island (South Carolina):

Quote: "In South Carolina, a man was bitten by a shark while swimming in the surf off Hunting Island about 11 a.m. Friday, according to the Lady’s Island-St. Helena Fire District. The man noticed a 4-foot shark swimming around him and yelled but was then bitten by a second shark he had not seen, said district spokesman Scott Harris. When first responders arrived, the man was on the beach with serious bleeding. He was transported by ambulance to Beaufort Memorial Hospital."

2015-06-26 - Shark attacks and injures woman at Jacksonville Beach (Florida):

2015-06-26 - Shark attacks and injures man at Look Out Beach in Plettenberg Bay in the Western Cape (South Africa):

Note: From the full hypothesis: "Predators will attempt to adapt to the changes in the biosphere and may turn to our pets or to us as an alternate source of nutrition."

2015-06-26 - Vacant apartment building damaged by explosion and fire at 2:45 AM in Cleveland (Ohio):

Quote: "While the cause of the fire is under investigation, a caller said, they heard an explosion before seeing smoke and fire."

Note: This is the 241st residential explosion in 2015...

2015-06-26 - Underground electrical fire breaks out in Toledo (Ohio):

2015-06-26 - Saltwater disposal well burns and explodes near Hammon (Oklahoma):

Quote: "According to the witnesses, the fire began at 1:20 p.m. Friday approximately a half mile east of Hammon on Highway 33. When witnesses arrived on scene they heard three explosions."

2015-06-26 - Offshore support ship 'Bold Tern' bursts into flame in coastal Esbjerg (Denmark):

Quote: "On June 26, 2015, a fire broke out aboard the 'Bold Tern' in Esbjerg. For some time after the fire broke out, an explosion was feared as the fire was very close to a number of pressure gas cylinders. After the cylinders were cooled, the situation was brought under control. The fire had spread to at least five of the cylinders. All persons on the ship were immediately evacuated when the fire broke out."

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-06-26 - Boat bursts into flame near coastal Dobbins Island (Maryland):

Quote: "A boat caught fire near Dobbins Island Friday morning, said Lt. Ariel Jackson, an Anne Arundel County Fire Department spokesman. No one was injured in the incident, he said. The call came around 10:15 a.m. and the first units arrived about 10 minutes later, he said. The fire took about an hour to get under control. The response involved 25 pieces of equipment, including a fire boat."

2015-06-26 - Boat bursts into flame on the Neuse River in Craven County (North Carolina):

Quote: "Two men are safe Friday night after their boat caught fire earlier today on the Neuse River. It happened not too far from Cowpen Landing in the Neuse River."

2015-06-26 - Houseboat bursts into flame on Lake Lanier in Buford (Georgia), nobody aboard:

Quote: "According to Hall County Fire Marshal Scott Cagle, first responders received the call from near Lake Lanier Islands just before 8:00 a.m. A neighbor made the call after seeing smoke coming from the boat."

Note: These are the 569th, 570th, 571st and 572nd boats or ships to burn/explode in 2015...

2015-06-26 - School bus bursts into flame on the A1 near Stevenage (Britain):

Quote: "Police are working to safely move 40 schoolchildren who have been stranded on the side of the A1(M) since the bus they were travelling in caught on fire this morning."

Note: This is the 141st school bus to burn in 2015 and the 403rd bus to burn in 2015...

2015-06-26 - Passenger bus bursts into flame on I-95 near Richmond (Virginia):

2015-06-26 - Passenger bus bursts into flame on the M5 near Sampford (Britain):

Quote: "Fire appliances from Cullompton and Tiverton and the water carrier from Exeter were mobilised to a report of a coach on fire at the above location. On arrival fire crews reported one 30 seater coach well alight."

Note: Also see the car that burst into flame on the M5 near Middlemoor on this day, three junctions away from this bus fire...

2015-06-26 - Three passenger buses and two trucks destroyed by fire when bus explodes and burns at bus depot in Fordsburg (South Africa):

Quote: "Police say they are investigating after three buses burnt down at a depot in Johannesburg on Friday. It’s not clear what sparked the blaze. Ash and smoke are what remain of three independently owned buses that burnt down at the depot in Fordsburg. According to eyewitnesses, trouble began when a driver tried to move a bus that had not been driven in weeks. The vehicle suddenly exploded, leaving scores of passengers to scramble to save their belongings."

Note: These are the 404th, 405th, 406th, 407th and 408th buses to burn in 2015...

2015-06-26 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on I-95 near coastal Baltimore (Maryland):

2015-06-26 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on I-87 in Elmsford (New York):

2015-06-26 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame at 5:15 AM on the A41 in Tong, Shropshire (Britain):

Note: These are the 1039th, 1040th and 1041st tractors/tankers/semis to burn in 2015...

2015-06-26 - Truck bursts into flame while parked at home, fire spreads to home, on River Road in Deep River (Connecticut):

Note: Right next to the Connecticut River. Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-06-26 - Ambulance bursts into flame while parked at fire station in coastal Phipps Ocean Park (Florida):

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-06-26 - RV bursts into flame while parked at storage business in Hudson (Wisconsin):

Quote: "The RV appeared to be a total loss. It was standing next to the rental storage building, which may have sustained some damage, too."

Note: This is the 183rd RV to burn in 2015...

2015-06-26 - Minivan bursts into flame while parked on Lodge Avenue near the Grace Hospital in Winnipeg (Canada):

2015-06-26 - Pickup truck bursts into flame on Highway 14 near Pierre (South Dakota), near the Missouri River:

2015-06-26 - Car bursts into flame at gas station on Route 322 in Swatara Township (Pennsylvania):

2015-06-26 - Car bursts into flame on South Third Street in Elma (Washington):

2015-06-26 - Car bursts into flame at 10th Avenue West and Arkadelphia Road in Birmingham (Alabama):

2015-06-26 - Car bursts into flame on the New York State Thruway near Catskill (New York):

2015-06-26 - Car bursts into flame on street near City Hall in Philadelphia (Pennsylvania):

2015-06-26 - Car bursts into flame on Highway 75 near Okmulgee (Oklahoma):

2015-06-26 - Car bursts into flame on the A7 in Sabinillas (Spain):

2015-06-26 - Car bursts into flame at carpark on Bishops Road in Peterborough (Britain):

2015-06-26 - Car bursts into flame on the M5 near Middlemoor (Britain):

2015-06-26 - Car bursts into flame at 11 PM on Cententary Way in Rotherham (Britain):

2015-06-26 - Vehicle bursts into flame at Faith Baptist Church in Brainerd (Minnesota):

2015-06-26 - Auto shop destroyed by huge fire before 3:30 AM in Memphis (Tennessee), nobody there:

2015-06-26 - Barn and 400 tons of hay destroyed by fire at 1:30 AM near Miller (Nebraska):

2015-06-26 - Barn destroyed by huge blaze in coastal Aberporth (Britain):

2015-06-26 - Wildfires continue to rage in California, Alaska, Idaho, Oregon:

2015-06-26 - Brush fire breaks out along the Provo River near Utah Lake (Utah):

2015-06-26 - Two brush fires burn near San Bernardino (California):

2015-06-26 - Brush fire erupts, destroys barn and vehicle, near Livermore (California):

2015-06-26 - Transformer starts sparking, ignites vehicle and home, all destroyed, in Pearland (Texas):

Quote: "Unofficially, sparks coming off of a transformer located just over the property line has been named as the cause of the blaze."

2015-06-26 - Gas grill fire erupts at home in coastal West Palm Beach (Florida), 2 injured:

2015-06-26 - Shop destroyed by fire near Twin Falls (Idaho), nobody there:

2015-06-26 - Storage building goes up in flames in Paragould (Arkansas), nobody there:

2015-06-26 - Locker plant devastated by massive blaze near Bloomfield (Indiana):

2015-06-26 - Home damaged by fire at 1:30 AM in West Bloomfield (Michigan), 1 injured, wires ignite outside another house too:

2015-06-26 - Home heavily damaged by fire on Laliberte Lane in Candia (New Hampshire), dog killed, nobody there:

2015-06-26 - Home destroyed by massive fire in Indianapolis (Indiana), nobody there:

2015-06-26 - Vacant home erupts in flame, fire spreads to occupied home, in Glassport (Pennsylvania):

2015-06-26 - Vacant apartment building burns at 4:30 AM in Indianapolis (Indiana):

2015-06-26 - Vacant church destroyed by huge fire at 1 AM in Rochester (New York):

2015-06-26 - Huge number of bumblebees drop dead in Portland (Oregon):

Quote: "Corinne Fletcher stepped outside her apartment building Friday morning to find a pollinator genocide in the park that serves as her backyard. Dead and dying bumblebees littered the sidewalk near the Market Street entrance to downtown Portland's Pettygrove Park. The carcasses were so thick, the Lewis and Clark College law student said, 'you had to step carefully to not step on any bees.' The fifth mass bee death in Portland in the past several days has state investigators on the hunt for a cause."

Note: This park is about 1000 feet from the Willamette River. Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-06-26 - White lion dies at the Toledo Zoo in Toledo (Ohio):

2015-06-26 - Man, 20 to 30, found dead in lake in coastal Lake Como (New Jersey):

Quote: "The depth of the lake is about 4 feet."

Quote: "Divers found a body at the bottom in the lake in about 3 feet of water, Wilton said. The body found was a male in his mid-30s about 6-feet tall."

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-06-26 - Man, 69, dies in swimming pool at home in Dobbs Ferry (New York), just east (downwind) of the Hudson River:

2015-06-26 - Man, 49, found dead in swimming pool on Phillips Drive in Wichita Falls (Texas):

2015-06-26 - Woman, 55, found dead in swimming pool at home in coastal Bradenton (Florida):

2015-06-26 - Man, 40, found dead in parking lot in coastal Bradenton (Florida):

Quote: "The body of a 40-year-old man was found in the parking lot outside the former J & J Bar-B-Q, 2620 Ninth St. W., Bradenton, according to Manatee County Sheriff's Office spokesman Dave Bristow. No foul play is suspected."

2015-06-26 - Man found dead in canal in coastal Fort Lauderdale (Florida):

2015-06-26 - Man found dead in the St. Johns River in coastal Jacksonville (Florida):

2015-06-26 - Man found dead in home in coastal Jacksonville (Florida):

2015-06-26 - Woman, 36, found dead at home in North Port (Florida):

Note: URL in the second link there says pool so this may have been another corpse in a swimming pool...

2015-06-26 - Person found dead at home in North Port (Florida):

Note: Not the same dead person as the dead 36-year-old woman. This person was found dead Thursday night, the woman was found dead Friday morning. Getting to be quite the corpsefest in Florida!

2015-06-26 - Woman, 26, drops dead in parking lot in Stewartville (Minnesota):

2015-06-26 - Man, 27, dies at Lake of the Ozarks (Missouri):

2015-06-26 - Man found dead along the River Walk at 1 AM near restaurant in San Antonio (Texas):

2015-06-26 - Man found dead in the North Branch of the Chicago River in Chicago (Illinois):

2015-06-26 - Woman found dead outside home in Atlanta (Georgia):

Quote: "The identity of the woman has yet to be released. There were no obvious signs of trauma."

2015-06-26 - Man, 30, dies at Lake Hartwell near the Singing Pines swimming area (South Carolina):

2015-06-26 - Boy, 17, dies in reservoir near Morganton (North Carolina):

2015-06-26 - Man, 25, falls off balcony and dies in Butte (Montana), possible toppler:

2015-06-26 - Man, 32, disappears while tubing, next seen dead in the Bogue Chitto River (Louisiana):

2015-06-26 - Person found dead in Lake Ontario near Irondequoit (New York):

2015-06-26 - Man in his 80s found dead in submerged car in swimming pool in Mount Airy (Maryland):

2015-06-26 - Man in his 50s goes for jog, next seen dead in canal near Twechar (Britain):

2015-06-26 - Passenger plane makes emergency landing in coastal Colombo on the island of Sri Lanja, 'technical fault':

2015-06-26 - Small plane crashes near airport in Beloit (Ohio), 1 killed:

2015-06-26 - Small plane crashes into trees shortly after takeoff, in coastal North Hampton (New Hampshire), engine failure:

Quote: "This was the second plane crash at Hampton Field in less than two weeks. On June 14, a plane went down just after takeoff and landed in the nearby woods.  The pilot and passenger both survived, but the pilot was hospitalized."

2015-06-26 - Small plane crashes and flips over at airport in Anacortes (Washington), 1 lightly injured:

2015-06-26 - Small plane crashes near school in Gainesville (Missouri):

2015-06-26 - Amphibious plane crashes at beach near coastal Split (Croatia), 2 killed, 1 injured:

2015-06-26 - Church school bus veers off road, slams into tree, on I-10 in De Funiak Springs (Florida):

2015-06-26 - Passenger bus overturns, heavy truck hits it head-on, in Wuhu (China), 10+ killed, many injured:

2015-06-26 - Passenger bus overturns in Balochistan (Pakistan), 10 killed, 35 injured:

2015-06-26 - Tanker truck overturns into ditch near Jonesboro (Arkansas), driver has memory loss, 1 injured:

Quote: "Bolden told police the last thing he remembered was 'shifting his truck before waking up in [the] ditch.'"

2015-06-26 - Brakes fail, RV flies off cliff in Pine Mountain Club (California), 1 killed:

Quote: "A local woman was killed this afternoon as an RV descended the slope of Glacier Drive in the Pine Mountain community, apparently without brakes. The RV gathered momentum, witnesses said, crossed Voltaire and sailed through a telephone pole as it took flight over the cliff. The vehicle landed in a nearly unrecognizable heap against the opposite hillside, about 200 feet away. The driver was killed. A boxer dog thrown out of the RV survived."

2015-06-26 - Brakes fail, tanker truck crashes into three vehicles, in Osun State (Nigeria):

2015-06-26 - Tractor trailer crashes, bursts into flame, at I-65/I-70 in Indianapolis (Indiana), 1 killed:

Quote: "The driver -- Herbert Oien, 50, of McMinnville, Oregon -- told investigators he heard a 'pop' and his trailer began to swing to the left. Oien said he tried to correct the truck, but he lost control, crossed into the right lane and drove onto the concrete barrier wall."

Note: I bet his brakes or tires had already ignited and the pop was one of the trailer's wheels exploding, which then made it pull to one side, so he crashed, and since a fire was already burning, the whole truck went up in flames immediately...

2015-06-26 - Pickup truck overturns before 5:15 AM, bursts into flame, in Little Rock (Arkansas), 1 killed:

2015-06-26 - Car veers over centerline, hits pickup head-on, in Tippecanoe County (Indiana), 1 killed, 1 injured:

2015-06-26 - Car veers over centerline, hits car head-on, in San Juan Capistrano (California), 3 killed, 2 injured:

2015-06-26 - Car veers over centerline, hits car head-on, in Raynham (Massachusetts), 1 killed, 2 injured:

2015-06-26 - Car veers over centerline, hits car head-on, in Ellis County (Kansas), 1 injured:

2015-06-26 - Two cars collide head-on at 1 AM, in Indianapolis (Indiana), 2 injured:

2015-06-26 - Car veers off road at 2:30 AM, overturns, hits tree, in coastal Chula Vista (California), 2 killed:

2015-06-26 - Car overturns into median, bursts into flame, on I-85 near Pendergrass (Georgia), 3 injured:

2015-06-26 - Car crashes into garden center at 2 AM, bursts into flame, at Walmart in Edmonton (Canada), 1 killed:

2015-06-26 - Pit bull attacks and injures toddler boy at home in Santa Rosa (California):

2015-06-26 - Wolf hybrid dog attacks and injures child in Culpeper (Virginia):

2015-06-26 - Hyena attacks and injures man in Jillalamudi (India):

2015-06-26 - Nine sinkholes in three months, some 200+ feet deep, alarm residents in Karapinar (Turkey):

Quote: "Nine sinkholes, with some reaching 70-meters in depth, have emerged over the past three months in the town. Although they were not in residential areas, locals live in fear that a massive sinkhole could devour buildings."

Note: That'd scare the karap out of me too!

2015-06-26 - Multiple sinkholes open, people nervous, in coastal Port Richey (Florida):

2015-06-26 - Large sinkhole opens near road in Broken Arrow (Oklahoma):

2015-06-26 - Gas station under construction collapses in Evansdale (Iowa), 2 injured:

2015-06-26 - Water main collapses, sinkhole swallows pickup, in Palolo (Hawaii):

2015-06-26 - Building partially collapses, people run for cover, in Freeganj (India):

2015-06-26 - Man, 30, Olympic sailor, goes missing off the coast near Dinner Key (Florida), empty 'ghost boat' found:

Quote: "The Coast Guard is searching in Biscayne Bay outside Miami for a missing sailor who was a member of the 2012 U.S. Olympic sailing team. Coast Guard officials in Miami say they received a report Thursday evening about an unmanned inflatable dinghy adrift in Dinner Key. Items belonging to Trevor Moore, 30, were onboard."

2015-06-26 - Noxious fumes and smoke hit transit bus, several people sickened, in coastal Washington DC:

Quote: "This morning around 10:30 I was sitting at the back of the 54 bus going south when all of a sudden I smelled noxious fumes and started coughing. It was a bit hard to breathe and everyone around me started coughing too. We spontaneously stood up and headed to the front of the bus, away from where the chemical smell seemed to be coming from."

2015-06-25 - Mount Sinabung (Indonesia) erupts three times in hours, spews towering cloud of ash and gas 4 kilometers into the air:

Quote: "Indonesia's Mount Sinabung spewed searing ash and gas 4 kilometres into the sky Thursday, officials said, as the number of people displaced by the latest round of eruptions exceeded 10,000."

2015-06-26 - Warming waters and overfishing forcing nesting seabirds to abandon the Gulf of California:

2015-06-26 - Sao Paulo (Brazil) drying up, enduring worst water crisis in decades:

2015-06-26 - Deadly flooding hits North Vietnam, 9 killed, 6 missing:

2015-06-26 - Deadly flooding hits Western India, more than 80 killed:

2015-06-26 - Giant hailstones kill 40 sheep in Nisland (South Dakota):

Quote: "The hail that was as large as softballs crashed down upon their farm near Nisland and directly killed or led to the death of around 30 head of lambs and 10 ewes."

2015-06-26 - Another freak hailstorm hits Australia:

2015-06-26 - Vicious storms take out power to 150,000 people in Missouri, mostly in the Kansas City area:

2015-06-26 - Lightning strike kills man and two horses near Seymour (Missouri):

2015-06-26 - Pilotless passenger planes closer to reality:

Quote: "Aurora calls Centaur an 'optionally piloted aircraft' because it can be piloted in the cockpit or by remote control. When a pilot is operating it inside the cockpit, the aircraft is perfectly legal to fly around the U.S. like any other small passenger plane. It’s marketed as a cheaper way for pipeline operators or mining companies to survey their property. But if CEO John Langford has his way, people will be riding in them too."

2015-06-26 - Fearless house cat scares bear away from home in Alaska:

Quote: "The cat appeared ready to pounce the whole time and when it did, the bear went a-tumbling."


  1. Hey Jonny! Quick question on the tractor trailer count: after you listed the 1041st one to burn (in Britain), you list another in the More Unusual department (in Indianapolis) but don't count it. i'm confused.

    Glad you weren't part of the power outage in Missouri! [You probably have a whole-house generator that runs on solar power, just in case, along with your year's supply of food and water, arsenal and medical/dental supplies, books, etc].

    Don't ya just love it when a vehicle bursts into flame at a GAS STATION?
    "Yeah, filler up with . .HOLY SHIT!" (screeeech) Get me the &@*% outta there, pronto!!

    Water park inferno: Over 500 injured as substance explodes at themed 'color party' in Taiwan (VIDEO)

    More than 500 people were injured in northern Taiwan on Saturday, after fire broke out in a recreational park. The flames are suspected to have stemmed from an unknown flammable colored powder, which created an explosion after being sprayed onto a crowd.

    [This fire in Taiwan seems to have been caused by idiots spraying the crowd with flammable colored powder (the goofballs didn't even check it for flammability before using it) and, in a crowd that size, somebody was most likely smoking "something" that set the cloud of shit ablaze. Or as the article concludes:
    "Our initial understanding is this explosion and fire... was caused by the powder spray. It could have been due to the heat of the lights on the stage," AFP reported a spokesman for the New Taipei City fire department as saying.]

    Surfer loses leg in shark attack off South Africa coast

    [i'm not sure if this is the one in the lede stories or a separate one not mentioned]

    ." . . it was the second shark attack off the southern Cape coast on Saturday."

    Oregon men hospitalized, recovering after rare beaver attack

    Two Oregon hikers who were assaulted by a beaver after they climbed onto its dam have been hospitalized for injuries incurred during the rare attack, law enforcement officials said on Friday.

    [The beaver was quoted as saying, "the hell you two damn HUMANS doin' tramplin' on ma HOUSE, man!? Get the fuck outta here, and don't come back! Ya ruin eva damn thang ya touch!"]

    Hundreds of thousands of mussels wash up in False Bay, South Africa

    Arizona man dies after being stung by hundreds of Africanized bees

    He was stung between 500 and 1,000 times.

    Worst wildfire season on record in California with 1,100 fires in the first six months


    [unbelievable how bad it's getting - starvation and severe water shortages loom]

    First big heat wave of the summer to grip Spain, France and UK [same source, p.2]

    5.6 quake rocks India's Assam, felt in Bangladesh, Nepal

    Week-long heat wave kills 1,233 people in southern Pakistan – deadliest in country’s history [next two also]

    Torrential rain and floods kill 82 in western India

    Moderate 5.2 magnitude earthquake shakes Egypt and Israel


  2. I didn't count that one because they never came out right and said that big rig caught on fire. A guy said that, and I believe him, but I wanted to see something more than just that. Plus, what's one fried tractor trailer plus or minus matter anyway - look how many are burning! Just making sure if I ere a little here or there, it's on the conservative side, basically.

  3. Got it. You're the best Jonny.


  4. Also, 'ere' is how I spell 'err' when I err in not having enough coffee. Heh. Damn you, Google/Blogger, for lack of editing ability on comments! *shakes fist*

  5. Small plane crashes into home and bursts into flame:

    Scary! Just sitting at home, minding your own business on a quiet Sunday then BOOM and five minutes later you're homeless. No need to go out on the town for a catastrophe - there's home delivery now!

  6. Dang! It's gettin' hard to mind yer own bidniz!

    Looks like another busy day:

    Cairo, Egypt smited with sandstorm and earthquake in one day; quake shakes Gaza Strip

    5.5 magnitude earthquake hits Israel; shaking reported in Cairo

    [Instant Karma's gonna GET YOU!]

    Severe weather sweeps across U.S. causing flash floods, power outages

    Suspected coyote attack on 11-year-old girl in northern Alberta

    Yet another shark attack in North Carolina - sixth in 2 weeks

    Another shark attack in North Carolina - fifth in 2 weeks

    [look at that bite Jonny, nyaaaaaah!!]

    Hikers find 2 dead whales near Lost Coast Trail, California

    Waterspout filmed off Oahu's Windward side

    25,000 evacuated from flooding in 15 Maguindanao villages, Philippines

    [These poor people can't catch a break.]

    Flash flooding and landslides kill 23 in southeastern Bangladesh

    Beaver attacks man at bus stop in Sweden [same for the next one]

    Belligerent beaver attacks two Bavarian bystanders in Germany

    [okay, alright, leave the beaver alone, aIGHT?!]

    Chaos at Canary Islands zoo after chimpanzees escape enclosure and attack 3 staff members