Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Event Update For 2015-06-09

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Fires And Explosions

2015-06-09 - Oil depot devastated by explosions and massive inferno near Vasylkiv (Ukraine), 5 killed, some injured:

Quote: "A massive fire at a Ukrainian fuel depot killed five people on Tuesday, officials said, including three firemen who went missing after the flames triggered a powerful explosion."

2015-06-09 - Natural gas line explodes and burns in Jordan Township (Pennsylvania):

2015-06-09 - Underground electrical fire blacks out apartment complex in Porterville (California):

Note: Probably all that snow and salt they're dealing with during their heatwave out there *cough cough*...

2015-06-09 - Electrical substation damaged by fire along BART line in coastal Fremont (California):

2015-06-09 - Electrical room goes up in flames at Time Warner building in Herndon (Virginia):

Quote: "Fairfax County firefighters saw a transformer in flames outside when they arrived at 13820 Sunrise Valley Dr. They also discovered a fire in the electrical supply room which contains the building power supply and battery packs."

2015-06-09 - Boy, 9, burned from unknown cause on coastal Seabrook Island (South Carolina):

Quote: "However, it is still unknown exactly how the boy suffered the burns."

Quote: "Bromage said the investigation by the Sheriff's Office into the incident is considered closed."

Note: 'We don't know how he got burned, but it wasn't a crime. Case closed!' Obviously they wanted this story to go away immediately. People might be alarmed to know that their kids can mysteriously go up in flames at any time now. Can't have people discussing that! A guy's pants just ignited on a bus too, in Marshfield (Wisconsin), mentioned in the 2015-06-07 update. A girl's bed burst into flame at 3:12 AM while she slept, at home in Hinchingbrooke Park (Britain), mentioned in the 2015-06-01 update. Bedding and clothes are both adsorbing methane and/or hydrogen sulfide and igniting, sometimes via static electricity, so there will be more people igniting because of this problem as time goes on...

2015-06-09 - U.S. officials warn of dire wildfire season:

2015-06-09 - Mattress business destroyed by fire, vehicles burn too, in coastal Los Angeles (California):

Quote: "Firefighters took control of a blaze that tore through a one-story building in South Los Angeles on Tuesday morning, damaging vehicles and what appeared to be a mattress shop at the location."

2015-06-09 - Rare metals plant ravaged by blaze in Sillamäe (Estonia):

Quote: "Residents of Sillamäe, located in the north of Estonia, on the coast of the Gulf of Finland, have been asked to stay indoors, with closed windows and doors, as toxic smoke has spread in the town from its industrial zone."

2015-06-09 - Auto salvage yard hit by explosion and fire in coastal Fort Lauderdale (Florida), 2 injured:

2015-06-09 - Pallet business hit by fire, 1000 pallets burn inside building, in Faversham (Britain):

2015-06-09 - Apartment building under construction destroyed by fire, collapses, in Milton Keynes (Britain):

2015-06-09 - Fishing ship 'Einheit' bursts into flame near coastal Rügen Island (Germany):

Quote: "On June 8, 2015, a smouldering fire broke out aboard the 'Einheit' near Rügen island. AT 8.40 p.m. the f/v "Bergen" from Ueckermünde reported the fire to the MRCC Bremen after the crew of two of the 'Einheit' had remarked it in the foreship off Ruden island."

2015-06-09 - Boat bursts into flame in the Harbor Loop in coastal Gloucester (Massachusetts):

Quote: "Firefighters extinguished a boat fire Tuesday afternoon in Gloucester. No injuries were reported. Tyler caught fire at about 2 p.m., Gloucester Fire Lieutenant Daniel Kennedy said. He said there were at least four passengers, who were able to escape the boat safely at Harbor Loop."

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-06-09 - Boat bursts into flame while parked on trailer at home in Pasadena (Maryland):$5-000-in-damage

Note: These are the 478th, 479th and 480th boats or ships to burn/explode in 2015...

2015-06-09 - Freight train bursts into flame in Haslet (Texas):

2015-06-09 - School bus bursts into flame near I-435 in Kansas City (Missouri):!a=4219561

Quote: "A fire emergency on a school bus caused an evacuation just before the bus was going to start traveling south on Interstate 435 from the Front Street ramp on Tuesday afternoon."

Note: This is the 128th school bus to burn in 2015 and the 359th bus to burn in 2015...

2015-06-09 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame while parked on Bundy Boulevard in Winona (Minnesota):

2015-06-09 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on I-57 in Iroquois County (Illinois):

2015-06-09 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on I-40 in East Jackson (Tennessee):

2015-06-09 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame at 5:50 AM on I-580 in the Altamont Pass near Livermore (California):

Quote: "A big rig caught fire in the Altamont Pass Tuesday morning causing  heavy traffic delays through Livermore. The fire was reported at about 5:50 a.m. on westbound Interstate 580 approaching Grant Line Road and was extinguished about 40 minutes later."

2015-06-09 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on CY Avenue in Casper (Wyoming):

2015-06-09 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame at charcoal plant in Branson (Missouri):

2015-06-09 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame at truck depot along the Warrego Highway west of Toowoomba (Australia):

Quote: "The prime mover was fully engulfed in flames when fire crews from Oakey and Jondaryan arrived on scene. They had the fire extinguished by about 8.30pm. The driver was out of the vehicle when the truck caught fire."

2015-06-09 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame en route to the Ardley incinerator near Bicester (Britain):

2015-06-09 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on the M4 near Chippenham (Britain), people trapped for five hours, people pissed:

Note: These are the 931st, 932nd, 933rd, 934th, 935th, 936th, 937th, 938th and 939th tractors/tankers/semis to burn in 2015...

2015-06-09 - Hay truck bursts into flame, ignites brush fire, on road in Yakima County (Washington):

2015-06-09 - Box truck bursts into flame on I-20 near Covington (Georgia):

2015-06-09 - Road sweeper truck bursts into flame on Hestow Road in Kingsteignton (Britain):

2015-06-09 - Flatbed truck bursts into flame at 3:28 AM on Aberlady Crescent in coastal Dundee (Scotland):

2015-06-09 - Truck bursts into flame, fire spreads to businesses, fire gets big, in suburb of coastal London (Britain):

Quote: "The inferno is thought to have started in a truck in Hornsey Road, Upper Holloway, just before 3pm."

Quote: "When I arrived at the scene I saw a truck ablaze with a local officer ushering people to move away from the fire..."

2015-06-09 - Truck bursts into flame, rolls into another truck and ignites it too, on road in Pilar de la Horadada (Spain):

2015-06-09 - RV bursts into flame, fire spreads to shed, on East Little Cottonwood Road in Sandy (Utah):

Quote: "Firefighters say it started in the RV, but because of the remote area. There was concern it would spread up the mountain. While it did destroy the RV and a shed, the crew of more than 50 firefighters stopped it from spreading to the brush."

2015-06-09 - RV bursts into flame at Lake Timberline near Bonne Terre (Missouri), nobody there:

Note: These are the 160th and 161st RVs to burn in 2015...

2015-06-09 - Van bursts into flame at 2:45 AM while parked at the Budweiser Gardens in London (Canada):

2015-06-09 - Van bursts into flame twice at gas station in coastal Dubai (UAE):

2015-06-09 - Pickup truck bursts into flame at home in Nelson (Canada):

2015-06-09 - In separate incidents, three parked cars burst into flame, at 12:42 AM, 1:06 AM and 1:09 AM, in Mountain House (California):

Quote: "Bramell said it’s not typical to have three car fires in Mountain House in a 24-hour period, and all three are under investigation. 'We’re looking at it to see if there is any type of connection,' he said."

Note: The first one, at 12:42 AM burned on Sunday and the other two on Monday. Same area, same atmosphere. The wee hours are when the atmosphere cools and contracts, which will push any methane and/or hydrogen sulfide in the air above closer to the ground, making fires, explosions and animals and people sickening and/or dying more common during those hours...

2015-06-09 - Car bursts into flame on I-64 in coastal Norfolk (Virginia):

2015-06-09 - Car bursts into flame while parked at condo building in coastal Los Angeles (California):!DOWNTOWN-LA-Car-Fire-at-Orsini-Apartments/c1cae/5576b2cf0cf293eac8062341

2015-06-09 - Car bursts into flame at 11 PM on road near Mortlake (Australia):

2015-06-09 - Car bursts into flame at the Canberra Airport in Canberra (Australia):

2015-06-09 - Car bursts into flame at 4:09 AM while parked in parking garage at hotel in Yerevan (Armenia):

2015-06-09 - Car bursts into flame on street in coastal Shanklin on the Isle of Wight (Britain):

2015-06-09 - Car bursts into flame on Mowhay Road in coastal Plymouth (Britain):

2015-06-09 - Car bursts into flame on Mowhay Road in Weston Mill (Britain):

2015-06-09 - Car bursts into flame in Shirehampton, Bristol (Britain):

2015-06-09 - Car bursts into flame near school on High Street in Tonbridge (Britain):

2015-06-09 - Car bursts into flame on Bridge Road in Countess Wear, Exeter (Britain):

2015-06-09 - Skid loader and forklift destroyed by fire at 3 AM while parked at metal business in Decatur (Illinois):

Quote: "Officials say the fire started about 3 am, in a building storing a skid-loader and forklift. They were destroyed and some damage was done to the building. Damage is estimated at $100,000. No one was hurt. No word on a cause."

2015-06-09 - Two cars and three semi trailers destroyed by fire in Halsey (Oregon):

2015-06-09 - RV trailer, lawn mower and barn destroyed by fire in Ballville Township (Ohio):

2015-06-09 - Vehicles, tires, used tire business and home destroyed by fire in Greenview (Missouri), nobody there:

2015-06-09 - Brush fire burns 100 acres near Canyonville (Oregon):

2015-06-09 - Brush fire burns 200 acres near the Royal Kunia Gardens on the island of Oahu (Hawaii):

2015-06-09 - Barn and equipment destroyed by fire in Meopham (Britain):

2015-06-09 - Wood chips burst into flame at 1:30 AM at business on French Island (Wisconsin) in Lake Onalaska:

2015-06-09 - Storage building destroyed by fire in coastal Holly Hill (Florida):

2015-06-09 - Barn destroyed by massive inferno in Saint-Denis-sur-Richelieu (Canada), 200 cows killed:

Quote: "Losses are estimated at more than $1,000,000."

2015-06-09 - Home heavily damaged by fire in coastal Fort Pierce (Florida), nobody there:

2015-06-09 - Two homes go up in flames in Lake Oswego (Oregon):

2015-06-09 - Homeless mission devastated by huge fire after midnight in Washington (Pennsylvania), 60+ homeless:

2015-06-09 - Apartment building heavily damaged by massive blaze, 33 units destroyed, in Houston (Texas):

2015-06-09 - Deadly fire burns mobile home in Clackamas County (Oregon), 1 killed:

2015-06-09 - Vacant home burns before 6 AM in Evansville (Indiana):

2015-06-09 - Vacant home burns before 3:30 AM in Hartford (Connecticut):

2015-06-09 - Vacant home burns shortly before 6 AM in coastal Port Arthur (Texas):

2015-06-09 - Vacant home destroyed by fire at 5 AM in Cleveland (Ohio), adjacent occupied home damaged:

2015-06-09 - Vacant home destroyed by fire just after 5 AM in Pacolet (South Carolina):

2015-06-09 - Vacant auto dealership burns in Parlier (California):

2015-06-09 - Whale washes ashore and dies on the Kapiti Coast (New Zealand):

2015-06-09 - Hundreds of fish found dead in coastal Pelican Waters (Australia):

2015-06-09 - Hundreds of fish found dead in river in Paysandu (Uruguay):

2015-06-09 - Large number of fish dying in reservoir in Shangrao (China):

2015-06-09 - 3000 starving sea lions found on the coast in California this year, 15 times normal:

2015-06-09 - Woman, 38, drops dead before 5 AM near her vehicle in parking lot at post office in Pontiac (Michigan):

2015-06-09 - Woman, 47, drops dead at home in Durham (Maine), man, 63, has chest pains in same house too, near the coast:

2015-06-09 - Man found dead near swimming pool at apartment complex in Temple Hills (Maryland), near the Potomac River:

2015-06-09 - Man, 32, found dead in the Menominee River near Kingsford (Michigan):

2015-06-09 - Man in his 30s found dead in the Feather River near Oroville (California):

2015-06-09 - Man, 22, found dead in the Clackamas River near Gladstone (Oregon):

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-06-09 - Man, 22, found dead in Loch Lomond in Mundelein (Illinois):

2015-06-09 - Man topples into gully and dies while fishing, second man has memory loss, in Fort Bend County (Texas):

Quote: "The friend call 911 and deputies rushed to the scene. 'They believe they both slipped,' said Maj. Norvell. 'His friend is a little bit dazed and shocked right now. We transported him to the hospital. He doesn't have a real clear memory of what happened.'"

2015-06-09 - Man, 37, sickens and dies in coastal Manhattan (New York):

2015-06-09 - Man drops dead on Flowery Branch Road in Buford (Georgia):

2015-06-09 - Man drops dead in apartment in Fargo (North Dakota):

2015-06-09 - Woman drops dead at home in Henley (Missouri):

2015-06-09 - Man, 30, goes fishing, empty 'ghost boat' found still running, man found dead in Lake Ontario near London (Canada):

Quote: "It was spotted by three men fishing near the Beacon Harbourside yacht club in Lincoln. Beacon Harbourside is not far west of Charles Daley Park, where a fishing boat belonging to Scholl was found last Thursday evening with the motor still running. Scholl had taken his boat from Grimsby to go fishing earlier that morning."

2015-06-09 - Woman in her 50s goes for help after canoe capsizes on her and her husband, woman next seen dead in Mont Tremblant Provincial Park (Canada):

2015-06-09 - In separate incidents, man, 33, found dead in pond, and man, 27, found dead in river, in coastal Kundapur (India):

2015-06-09 - Person found dead in yard at home in Kew suburb of coastal Melbourne (Australia):

2015-06-09 - Woman in her 30s found dead near Brandwood Park Road in Birmingham (Britain):

2015-06-09 - Small plane crashes near Kadoka (South Dakota), 1 killed:

2015-06-09 - Small plane lands, runs off runway, at airport in Toledo (Ohio):

2015-06-09 - Small plane crashes near Quitman (Texas), 1 injured:

2015-06-09 - Small plane crashes into the ocean near the Bahamas, all 5 aboard rescued:

2015-06-09 - Military plane crashes in Yalova (Turkey), pilots eject, lightly injured:

2015-06-09 - Indian Coast Guard plane disappears off the coast near Chennai (India):

Quote: "The aircraft had been on a routine patrol south of the city of Chennai when it disappeared off radar screens at about 9:30pm on Monday, defence spokesman Sitanshu Kar said. Three crew members were on board the plane, which took off from Chennai at 5:30pm, the Press Trust of India news agency reported quoting aviation sources."

2015-06-09 - Passenger bus blows tire and overturns near Kohara (India), 31 injured:

2015-06-09 - Passenger bus blows tire, crashes into ditch, bursts into flame, near Omoko (Nigeria), 8 killed, 13 burned:

2015-06-09 - Tractor trailer crashes off road before 6 AM, hits tree, bursts into flame, on I-78 in Lenhartsville (Pennsylvania):

2015-06-09 - Tractor trailer crashes, bursts into flame and explodes, on the Ohio Turnpike in North Royalton (Ohio):

2015-06-09 - Truck plunges 1000 feet down ravine near Cahuac (Peru), 17 killed, 33 injured:

2015-06-09 - SUV veers over centerline, hits SUV head-on, in Agawam (Massachusetts), 2 injured:

2015-06-09 - SUV crashes off highway, bursts into flame, just east of the Cold Springs Bridge in Santa Barbara County (California), 1 injured:

2015-06-09 - Pickup truck and SUV collide head-on at 5:30 AM, near Westville (Indiana), 5 injured:

2015-06-09 - Pickup truck veers off road, crashes into restaurant, explosion and fire ensue, in Ravenshoe (Australia), 19+ injured:

Quote: "A witness to the aftermath of Tuesday's north Queensland cafe explosion has described scenes of pandemonium as customers fled the burning building with flaming hair and clothes."

2015-06-09 - Pickup truck crashes, bursts into flame, on I-70 in Arvada (Colorado):

2015-06-09 - Pickup truck hits highway divider, bursts into flame, on I-30 in Arlington (Texas), 1 killed:

2015-06-09 - Pickup truck veers off road, hits power pole and tree, on US 127 in Paulding County (Ohio), 1 killed:

2015-06-09 - Car veers over centerline, hits pickup head-on, in Tremonton (Utah), 1 killed, 3 injured:

2015-06-09 - Car veers over centerline, hits car head-on, in Anza (California), 1 killed, 1 injured:

2015-06-09 - Car veers over centerline, hits car head-on, in Annapolis (Maryland), 2 injured:

2015-06-09 - Car veers over centerline, hits car head-on, in coastal Hawaii Kai (Hawaii), 2 injured:

2015-06-09 - Naked bloody man, 32, breaks into home at 2:30 AM, viciously beats woman and girl, in Lawrenceville (Georgia):

Quote: "The responding officers found a nude man covered in blood, sweat and water. He was standing near the bathroom shower and beating the teen and her 73-year-old grandmother, who was unresponsive. Police say they gave verbal commands to 32-year-old Andrew Burton and when he didn't listen he was tasered."

2015-06-09 - Pit bull attacks cop, gets shot dead, in Grays Ferry area in Philadelphia (Pennsylvania):

2015-06-09 - Sinkhole opens near vacant car dealership in Weatherford (Oklahoma):

2015-06-09 - Sinkhole opens on Beachfield Road in coastal Sandown on the Isle of Wight:

2015-06-09 - Sinkhole opens on the Pennsylvania Turnpike near Lansdale (Pennsylvania):

2015-06-09 - Huge sinkhole keeps growing in Detroit (Michigan):

2015-06-09 - Boy, 8, good swimmer, found unconscious in swimming pool at apartment complex in Springdale (Arkansas):

2015-06-09 - Volcano Zhupanovsky erupts, belches ash 6 kilometers into the sky, on the Kamchatka Peninsula (Russia):

2015-06-09 - Magnitude 5.2 earthquake strikes in the Gulf of Northern Evia near Greece:

2015-06-09 - Toxic blue-green algae (cyanobacteria) outbreak hits Lake Monomonac (New Hampshire):

2015-06-09 - Record-breaking heatwave hits British Columbia (Canada):

2015-06-09 - Deadly heatwave kills another 40 people in Orissa (India):

2015-06-09 - Nightmarish hailstorm hits Gatlinburg (Tennessee):

2015-06-09 - Terrible flooding hits Guatemala, 8000 people affected:

2015-06-09 - Flooding and landslides continue to plague South China:

2015-06-09 - Soyuz spacecraft fires engine, abnormal engine start, space station changes orbit:

2015-06-09 - Service dog throws itself between blind owner and bus, saves her life, in Brewster (New York), both injured:

Quote: "'The dog took a lot of the blow,' Brewster Police Chief John Del Gardo said. 'And he did not want to leave her side. He stood right with her. He was there to save her.'"


  1. Amazing report Jonny! From wise quote at the top to the brave dog at the end, thanks man.

    Here's some to consider:

    First a plane went off the runway before it even took off this morning in Philly. Saw it on the early morning news while making coffee.

    [can you say 'landing gear problems'? cause(s): blown tire, ruptured hydraulic line and more]

    Times Square high-rise in smoke, building evacuated

    [recall that giant chemical plant fire in PA from a few days ago?]

    Conewago Creek restricted, fish dead after chemical fire runoff leaks into waters

    [and guess where this will end up? The Chesapeake Bay!!]

    The deadly combination of heat and humidity

    [Oh, so guess what the conditions will be around my area of PA for the next few days? Yep 95 and high humidity beginning today.]

    Tension builds: five more earthquakes strike off the coast of Japan in one day

    World may see a bigger number of large quakes, says Singapore professor

    Bond crash across the world as deflation trade goes horribly wrong


    A parallel drama is unfolding in America where the Pimco Total Return Fund has just revealed that it slashed its holdings of US debt to 8.5pc of total assets in May, from 23.4pc a month earlier. This sort of move in the staid fixed income markets is exceedingly rare.

    The 10-year US Treasury yield - still the global benchmark price of money - has jumped 48 points to 2.47pc in eight trading sessions. "It is capitulation out there, and a lot of pain," said Marc Ostwald from ADM.

    Jefferies is pencilling in a headline rate of 3pc by the fourth quarter as higher oil prices feed through. If they are right, we will be facing a radically different economic landscape within six months.

    The hacking of Nature Bats Last
    Guy McPherson talks about the hacking of NBL and other matters

    Guy provides backgroung to:

    (1) the recently hacked blog,
    (2) an ex-promoter of Guy's message scared back onto the sidelines, and
    (3) Guy's response to these and similar threats.

    [short sound cloud audio - worth a listen for a blog owner]

    West Coast of North America to be Slammed by 2016 with 80% As Much Fukushima Radiation As Japan

    [that's from the Pacific Ocean, the air currents have and will continue to carry at least 960,000 bq of cesium pollution all across the world, dropping it out in rain and snow, everywhere]


  2. In California, you don't go fishin', you go fission!

    Stand-up doomer jokes! [ba-doom TSHH! i'll be here all week, try the whitefish!]

    2 children bitten by rattlesnakes within week in Northern Calif.


  4. I remember when I first found jjfh.blogspot and initially felt this disappointment when I noticed that the report covered only one day, based on the fact that one day's events prove nothing (statistical sample too small)...THEN IT HIT ME...these reports all happened in only one day!!

    That's when I read through all of the reports going back to the beginning. I'm still blown away by how easily a day brings such a variety of [previously] unexplainable events...but now they are so easily connected by JM.

    Thank you, it has saved me so much time from chasing phantom possibilities these past 3 years.

  5. Attaway taproot - when you extrapolate it's pretty easy to see we're headed for some bad territory.

    Mystery booms shake houses in Dinwiddie County, Virginia

    Red River floods in Louisiana at highest levels in 70 years

    [Nepal can't get a break]

    Landslide death toll reaches 53 in Taplejung, Nepal

    Cat ownership raises the chance of severe mental illness in adulthood


  6. I'm watching "The Crazies" on SciFi right now. I remember watching it with my daughter at the theater when it first came out and being disturb by how graphically violent it was.

    Now I see it with fresh eyes: An excellent depiction of chemically fried human brains. In an early scene one of the *zombies* torches his house with wife and child locked inside.

    I had mentioned a few days ago I didn't want to give the snooze media any ideas for glossing over the truth of our contaminated atmosphere/water/stuff which is setting off blazes at an alarming blaming it on 'drug crazed' naked arsonists, but it seems that is already being predictive programmed in the a TOXIN in the water supply. (ahem)

  7. Dozens of dead penguins have shown up on the coast of Uruguay

    Fermi's phony paradox: Humans too arrogant and stupid to solve 'missing aliens' question

    Huge Sections of California are Sinking Because of the Drought

    Derailed freight train falls from bridge onto Texas highway

    Heroic Dog Sacrifices Himself to Save His Family from a Bear


    Williams natgas pipeline in Pennsylvania ruptures; no injuries

    g'night people


  8. Ah yes, 'The Crazies'. I remember watching that and thinking, 'That's sort of what's happening now, everywhere!' Another interesting movie to watch is 'The Bay'. Here's an IMDB link:

    It's basically about pollution and biosphere die-off and mutations hitting this coastal town somewhere in the Northeast. It ultimately veers into 'mutated creature' territory, but even that isn't implausible, although the movie is fiction, but told in an 'I was there covering the news with a shaky camera' kind of way. I found it disturbingly plausible.