Monday, June 1, 2015

2015 - MAY - Zombie Files

2015-05-01 - Half-naked man hangs by feet from basketball hoop, gesticulates wildly, gets taken in, in coastal Seattle (Washington):

Quote: "Police were called to the park on Capitol Hill around 6:30p.m. Friday to reports of a shirtless man with a hammer hanging from the hoop."

2015-05-05 - Man walks down street stripping naked in the rain in Amarillo (Texas):

2015-05-06 - Man breaks into home, gets naked, eats chocolate bar, in Athens (Georgia):

2015-05-06 - Naked man, 24, breaks into home, eats chicken, in Sylacauga (Alabama):

Note: Somebody forgot to feed the zombies!

2015-05-06 - Man strips naked, climbs tree, swings around, in Chengdu (China):

2015-05-08 - Naked man, 40s or 50s, walks through Alliston (Canada):

2015-05-08 - Naked man, 40, walks around, bangs on ambulance, in Tulsa (Oklahoma):

2015-05-09 - Naked man, 31, runs down street at 1:35 AM in Clifton (Ohio):

2015-05-09 - Naked man runs through neighborhood in Tupelo (Mississippi):

2015-05-10 - Naked man, 22, found wandering around in Orchard Park in State College (Pennsylvania):

Quote: "A man was arrested Saturday afternoon after police said he took a nude stroll near Orchard Park. State College police Lt. Bradley Smail declined to identify the 22-year old Penn State student, who was taken by ambulance to Mount Nittany Medical Center for observation and possible treatment after he was taken into custody near the intersection of Bayberry and Blue Course drives."

2015-05-10 - Naked man, 19, steals car, says he has Paul Walker in the trunk, spouts gibberish, in Towamencin (Pennsylvania):

Quote: "The officer repeatedly ordered Dunham to put his hands on the steering wheel and turn off the car, but Dunham, who was incoherent and replying 'with completely unrelated gibberish,' refused to comply, so the officer drew his gun..."

2015-05-11 - Naked man beats on doors, yells and screams, in Hamilton Township (Ohio):

Quote: "Witnesses said a naked male was acting irrationally and attempted to break into two homes around the 10000 block of Murdock-Goshen Road, according to police. Witnesses said he was beating on doors, yelling and screaming, according to Hamilton Township Police Chief Jon Wheeler."

2015-05-12 - Man, 26, wearing only underwear, runs into airport just before 4 AM, says his name is God, says he's got a plane to catch, gets tased, in Tallahassee (Florida):

Quote: "He also told the officer his name was God and [that he] 'was deep within sleep, like beyond sleep.'"

2015-05-13 - Naked man, 26, yells and curses for no apparent reason, clutches his genitals, in coastal Panama City (Florida):

Quote: "Emre Thomas Bulloch, 26, was arrested Wednesday at about 6:30 p.m. after the Springfield Police Department received reports of a man 'standing beside the roadway in the 3100 block of Orlando Road … with his genitals in his hand,' police reported. Police also said he was yelling loudly and cursing for no apparent reason, according to arrest records."

Note: This area is on the panhandle, on the Gulf Coast. The day prior, a man in his 20s was found dead at an airport in coastal Naples, also on the Gulf Coast, mentioned in the 2015-05-12 update. Two days before that, two people were found dead in separate dorm rooms at a university in coastal Sarasota, also on the Gulf Coast, mentioned in the 2015-05-10 update. People mysteriously dying and/or going insane on the Gulf Coast in Florida - not exactly surprising...

2015-05-13 - Naked man, 27, abandons car, breaks into home, dances under water hose, in Grant Parish (Louisiana):

Quote: "The Grant Parish Sheriff's Office received a call from a homeowner who had discovered a naked man in their home. While the deputy was en route the man was reported to have gone next door and begin dancing under a water hose. When the deputy arrived, he found the man attempting to break in to another house. The man was identified as Tristan Yenzer, 27 years old, of Alexandria."

2015-05-13 - Woman has seizure, ambulance shows up, woman steals ambulance, crashes into big rig, in Frazier Park (California), 2 killed:

Quote: "Kern County fire Capt. Tyler Townsend says firefighters and paramedics with Hall Ambulance Service responded to a call of a woman having a seizure. The woman approached the paramedics with a knife, stole the ambulance and took off."

Quote: "The woman and the driver of the semi-truck were pronounced dead at the scene."

2015-05-13 - Man, 21, strips naked, runs in and out of traffic, in Perry County (Indiana):

Quote: "A man darting in and out of traffic in nothing but his birthday suit Monday afternoon is not expected to face criminal charges, despite physically resisting sheriff’s deputies. Police have released little information on the man, including his name. The 21-year-old man, believed to be from Owensboro, Ky., was taken to Perry County Memorial Hospital and Sheriff Lee Chestnut said the incident is being treated as a 'medical issue.'"

2015-05-13 - Naked man, 56, found wandering around woods disoriented in Towamensing Township (Pennsylvania):

Note: Hydogen sulfide is neurotoxic and if it doesn't kill you immediately, it may cause seizures, memory loss, hallucinations, 'excited delirium', unconsciousness, brain damage. It can also make you heat up, so you strip naked as you go insane and/or hallucinate, even in the depths of winter. You're most likely to zombify yourself when you're outdoors and when you're in, near or downwind of low-lying areas like ditches, ravines, gorges, canyons, valleys, oceans, seas, lakes, ponds, rivers, streams, creeks, underground parking garages, basements, etc.

2015-05-14 - Naked 300-pound-man flees police, runs into the ocean, in coastal Redondo Beach (California):

Quote: "The suspect's mother told police her son wasn't under the influence of drugs or alcohol, but that he had been hearing voices the last couple of days, Fizulich said. The voices were telling him the world was coming to an end, she told police."

2015-05-14 - Naked man spouts gibberish, falls 30 feet off balcony, in coastal Waterford (Ireland), 1 injured:

2015-05-15 - Naked man, 31, attacks his mother, bites her hand, in Anderson (South Carolina):

Quote: "She suffered several bite marks to her hand and her son spit on her several times."

2015-05-15 - Man, 23, breaks into home, strips naked, freaks family out, in Geneseo (New York):

2015-05-15 - Man, 41, armed with rifle, strips naked, fires shots at cops, gets shot dead, in Rockford (Illinois), near the Rock River:

Quote: "Epperson said a woman called 911 and said her husband had taken off his clothes and was in the backyard with a rifle. When officers responded, they heard shots fired, said Epperson.  The man went into the home and officers heard more shots being fired, the chief said.  The suspect then came to the front porch and fired at officers, according to Epperson. The chief said one of the officers fired back and the suspect later died at the hospital."

2015-05-17 - Mostly naked man attacks cops at 7 AM in Marietta (Georgia), gets shot, 2 injured:

Quote: "When police attempted to get a handle on the situation, it quickly erupted into a serious altercation that forced an officer to tase the suspect. When that, too, was unsuccessful, an officer shot the man in the stomach. Witnesses also say the man was tased many times after being shot. The officer was also injured during the fight. Both went to an area hospital for their injuries."

2015-05-18 - Naked man, 37, threatens people with machete at CostCo in Lake Grove on coastal Long Island (New York):

Quote: "Police on Long Island say they've arrested a naked man who was threatening shoppers at a Costco with a machete. It happened Monday afternoon in a Costco parking lot in Lake Grove. Suffolk County police say 37-year-old Jose Amaya was waving the machete at bystanders."

2015-05-19 - Naked woman walks along the Bay Bridge near coastal Treasure Island (California):

2015-05-20 - Naked man, 32, found walking down Boon Lay Way in coastal Singapore:

Quote: "He claimed he was going crazy when I spoke to him."

2015-05-21 - Naked man attacks deputy at 3:20 AM on the Hugh B Day Bridge over Smiths Shoals in Rogersville (Tennessee):

Quote: "Upon his arrival Long allegedly observed Derrick Dalton Goins, 22, 1177 McKinney Chapel Road, Rogersville, walking north across the bridge naked. 'I attempted to speak with the subject, who would only say his first name repeatedly,' Long stated in his report."

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-05-21 - Naked bloody man, 19, runs down street in coastal Los Osos (California):

Quote: "A 19-year-old Cambria man was taken by ambulance to a local hospital after running naked down a street in Los Osos, covered in blood on Thursday evening. The Sheriff’s Office received numerous calls from people reporting seeing the man running on Bush Drive and Los Osos Valley Road at about 5:40 p.m., according to department spokesman Tony Cipolla."

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-05-22 - Naked man gets stuck on bridge in coastal Fort Lauderdale (Florida):

Quote: "A man perched 100 feet atop a railroad drawbridge over the New River. He was agitated and paranoid, rescuers reported. He was also naked. 'Initially when we got here he wasn't very cooperative, he didn't want anyone to come near him and he didn't want to be rescued,' said Deputy Fire Rescue Chief Timothy Heiser. 'He denied any drug use.'"

Note: Less than 30 miles from the MacArthur Causeway in Miami Beach, the site of the original face-eater incident, who was not on drugs...

2015-05-22 - Agitated man says someone chasing him at 6:30 AM, gets in kayak, next seen dead in lake in West Park (Florida):

Quote: "A frantic man who ran through a West Park neighborhood and climbed onto a roof was found dead after taking a kayak into a lake early Friday, officials said. The bizarre incident happened around 6:30 a.m. in the 4300 block of Southwest 33rd Street, Broward Sheriff's Office officials said."

Note: About 3 or 4 miles from the coast and less than 20 miles from the MacArthur Causeway, where that guy NOT on drugs stripped naked and munched on another guy's face. Here's a Google Maps link of the area. Florida is downwind of the Gulf of Mexico, North America's sewer, so one would expect there to be people dropping dead and going insane in Florida, and they are. Lots of mysterious animal deaths in Florida too, and fires and explosions. It's all the same problem...

2015-05-22 - Naked man tries to steal baby (!) at graduation ceremony in Chatsworth area in coastal Los Angeles (California):

Quote: "The man appeared to be under the influence and suffering an overdose, Madison said."

Note: Foaming at the mouth? Overdosing on Jenkem? People whose brains are fried by hydrogen sulfide may indeed appear like they're 'on drugs'. It's a chemical, so it IS a 'drug', it affects the brain more than anything else, and as Jenkem users have noted, it heats you up, so some people strip naked as they hallucinate and go insane, even in the depths of winter. You're most likely to zombify yourself when outdoors and when in, near or downwind of low-lying areas, like bridges, coastal areas, near bodies of water, valleys, canyons, basements, underground carparks, etc. You're not really safe anywhere though. Mostly it just kills you though...

2015-05-24 - Naked man, 20, attacks and injures security guard at 6 AM at Southlake Village Apartments in Wichita (Kansas):

Quote: "A security guard was hospitalized Sunday morning after police say a naked man attacked her. The incident happened around 6 a.m. at Southlake Village Apartments in the 4100 block of South Seneca. Police say the live-in security guard responded to a noise complaint when the 20-year-old naked man confronted her."

Quote: "According to authorities, the 20-year-old suspect attacked the guard by punching and kicking her multiple times. Police said residents heard the guard's screaming and called 911. Officers say when they arrived, the suspect was acting 'extremely irrational.'"

Note: Yep, there are some lakes around there, as the name of the place implies. Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-05-25 - Naked man sets mattress on fire at 6:50 AM, breaks windows with shovel, in Birmingham (Alabama):

Note: About 3000 feet southeast of Valley Creek, with another smaller creek within 500 feet...

2015-05-25 - Naked man runs down road in Edmonton area of coastal London (Britain):

2015-05-26 - Man strips naked on highway, yells and screams, throws clothes on one car, climbs on another, in coastal Los Angeles (California):

Note: Yet another guy stripping naked and going nuts in a coastal city?! No way!

2015-05-27 - Naked man swims around in the Mississippi River, evades capture 90 minutes, in Memphis (Tennessee):

2015-05-28 - Naked man, 46, meditates near bus stop in coastal St. Petersburg (Florida):

2015-05-29 - Naked man tries to board warship at the Old Port in Montreal (Canada):

Quote: "A naked man was arrested boarding a warship in the Old Port, according to a report. The man was taken to hospital for a psychiatric evaluation after the incident Thursday night, CJAD said."

2015-05-29 - Naked man runs around in parking lot at business in Denver (Colorado):

Quote: "There was a strange scene at a grocery store parking lot in Denver Friday, as police arrested a man running around naked from the waist down. The incident occurred at around noon at the King Soopers on Leetsdale Drive at South Monaco Parkway. Officers say the man was acting with 'excited delirium' and they were worried about the safety of people in the area."

Note: In October, a woman fell unconscious and 28 people sickened, some experienced 'flu-like' symptoms and some experienced 'excited delirium', at a turkey plant in Willmar (Minnesota). They tested for ammonia, carbon monoxide, found nothing, and found no leaks of any chemicals at the plant. They didn't test for hydrogen sulfide, and that was almost certainly hydrogen sulfide that got into that plant via the HVAC system or through an open window or door or through the sewer system. Hydrogen sulfide is neurotoxic and if it doesn't kill you outright then you may experience hallucinations, aberrant behavior, memory loss, and some people say it makes them hot, which is why people are increasingly stripping naked as they go insane. Also on that same day that the workers sickened at that turkey plant in Willmar (Minnesota) there was also a HazMat incident where unknown fumes sickened seven TSA agents at the airport in Minneapolis (Minnesota), both events mentioned in the 2014-10-18 update...

2015-05-29 - Naked man steals RV, leads police on two-hour chase from Redding to Anderson (California):

Quote: "It was a wild chase through the streets of Shasta County, and we were there every step of the way. The suspect was arrested after Redding police called in the S.W.A.T. team and K9 units."

2015-05-31 - Naked man, 20, threatens woman, yells and babbles, attacks cop, near Shevlin Park in Bend (Oregon):

Quote: "At 9:14 a.m., another woman called police to report a man near Fremont Meadow, describing him as 'fully nude, yelling and babbling.' Dechutes County Sheriff's deputies responded and when they found Werner, he became aggressive, charged one of the deputies, and attempted to assault him. Werner was taken to the ground, handcuffed and detained."

2015-05-31 - Naked man breaks into home, teen boy chases him off with baseball bat, in Flint (Michigan):

Note: Hey, that's what I was planning on using if a naked crazy person comes by - a baseball bat. Back when I believed what people said, I bought a signed Mark McGwire limited edition bat. It's worth approximately squat now, but it's still a pretty fine bat!

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