Saturday, May 23, 2015

Event Update For 2015-05-22

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: 'Zombie' Files

2015-05-22 - Naked man gets stuck on bridge in coastal Fort Lauderdale (Florida):

Quote: "A man perched 100 feet atop a railroad drawbridge over the New River. He was agitated and paranoid, rescuers reported. He was also naked. 'Initially when we got here he wasn't very cooperative, he didn't want anyone to come near him and he didn't want to be rescued,' said Deputy Fire Rescue Chief Timothy Heiser. 'He denied any drug use.'"

Note: Less than 30 miles from the MacArthur Causeway in Miami Beach, the site of the original face-eater incident, who was not on drugs...

2015-05-22 - Agitated man says someone chasing him at 6:30 AM, gets in kayak, next seen dead in lake in West Park (Florida):

Quote: "A frantic man who ran through a West Park neighborhood and climbed onto a roof was found dead after taking a kayak into a lake early Friday, officials said. The bizarre incident happened around 6:30 a.m. in the 4300 block of Southwest 33rd Street, Broward Sheriff's Office officials said."

Note: About 3 or 4 miles from the coast and less than 20 miles from the MacArthur Causeway, where that guy NOT on drugs stripped naked and munched on another guy's face. Here's a Google Maps link of the area. Florida is downwind of the Gulf of Mexico, North America's sewer, so one would expect there to be people dropping dead and going insane in Florida, and they are. Lots of mysterious animal deaths in Florida too, and fires and explosions. It's all the same problem...

2015-05-22 - Naked man tries to steal baby (!) at graduation ceremony in Chatsworth area in coastal Los Angeles (California):

Quote: "The man appeared to be under the influence and suffering an overdose, Madison said."

Note: Foaming at the mouth? Overdosing on Jenkem? People whose brains are fried by hydrogen sulfide may indeed appear like they're 'on drugs'. It's a chemical, so it IS a 'drug', it affects the brain more than anything else, and as Jenkem users have noted, it heats you up, so some people strip naked as they hallucinate and go insane, even in the depths of winter. You're most likely to zombify yourself when outdoors and when in, near or downwind of low-lying areas, like bridges, coastal areas, near bodies of water, valleys, canyons, basements, underground carparks, etc. You're not really safe anywhere though. Mostly it just kills you though...

2015-05-22 - Home explodes and burns in coastal Courtenay (Canada), on Vancouver Island, 2+ injured:

Note: This is the 203rd residential explosion in 2015...

2015-05-22 - Escalator starts smoking in subway in coastal London (Britain):

2015-05-22 - Lumber mill devastated by huge fire at 5:50 AM in Waynesboro (Mississippi):

2015-05-22 - Refinery damaged by fire in Philadelphia (Pennsylvania):

2015-05-22 - Oil rig erupts in flame at 2:50 AM in the Gulf of Mexico near Breton Island (Louisiana), 28 workers evacuated:

2015-05-22 - Cargo ship 'Maersk Karachi' burns out of control while docked in coastal Bremerhaven (Germany):,0,1160355406.html,-Brand-auf-Containerschiff-_arid,1641737.html,-Feuer-an-Bord-der-Maersk-Karachi-geloescht-_arid,1129463.html,kran282.html

Note: These are the 436th and 437th boats or ships to burn/explode in 2015...

2015-05-22 - School bus bursts into flame on street near Ponce De Leon (Florida):

Quote: "It was a scary ride home for a group of Ponce De Leon students and their bus driver Monday. The bus caught fire as Ron French was driving the 13 students home from school. Officials say the engine burst into flames and French's quick response kept everyone safe."

2015-05-22 - School bus bursts into flame on Wilbur Avenue in Cranston (Rhode Island):

Note: These are the 119th and 120th school buses to burn in 2015 and the 312th and 313th buses to burn in 2015...

2015-05-22 - Passenger bus bursts into flame on highway near Tehran (Iran):

Quote: "An official in Iran’s Traffic Department said on Thursday that a Volvo B12 bus which was travelling on Mashahd-Zahedan road caught on fire and burnt completely, the Mehr news agency reported."

Note: This is the 314th bus to burn in 2015...

2015-05-22 - Tow tractor goes up in flames at 11 PM while parked inside building at port in coastal Norfolk (Virginia), nobody there:

Quote: "Firefighters utilized power saws and entry tools to gain access to the unoccupied, but tightly secured building. Units located the fire on the first floor of the building. The fire was contained to the area of origin but smoke was dispersed throughout the building. One tow tractor, which is used to move cargo containers to various locations within the port, was damaged by fire."

2015-05-22 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame while parked at Nike campus near Beaverton (Oregon):

2015-05-22 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on Highway 101 in coastal Santa Barbara (California):

2015-05-22 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on I-69 in Swartz Creek (Michigan):

2015-05-22 - Tractor bursts into flame near Airport Road in Maple Park (Illinois):

Note: These are the 833rd, 834th, 835th, 836th and 837th tractors/tankers/semis to burn in 2015...

2015-05-22 - Truck bursts into flame at West Hoe in coastal Plymouth (Britain):

2015-05-22 - Truck bursts into flame on the A272 near Antsy (Britain):

2015-05-22 - Van bursts into flame at apartments in Ogden (Utah):

2015-05-22 - Van and pickup destroyed by fire at 2 AM while parked at home in Wasaga Beach (Canada), near Lake Huron:

2015-05-22 - Van bursts into flame at Cherry Tree near Allensmore (Britain):

2015-05-22 - Pickup truck bursts into flame on Highway 94 near coastal San Diego (California):

2015-05-22 - Car bursts into flame at midnight while parked at home, fire spreads to garage, in Laporte (Colorado):

2015-05-22 - Car bursts into flame while parked at business in Woodstock (Illinois):

2015-05-22 - Car bursts into flame on US 150 near Paris (Illinois):

2015-05-22 - Car bursts into flame on Dixwell Avenue in Hamden (Connecticut):

2015-05-22 - Car bursts into flame at 3:12 AM on Lewis Luxton Avenue in Gordon (Australia):

2015-05-22 - Car bursts into flame at 2:20 AM while parked in Nagpur (India):

2015-05-22 - Car bursts into flame on street in coastal Singapore:

2015-05-22 - Car bursts into flame at 11:57 PM on Ainsworth Street in Mawson (Australia):

2015-05-22 - Car bursts into flame shortly after 2 AM while parked at home, fire spreads to home, in Keighley (Britain):

2015-05-22 - Car bursts into flame on road between West Bagborough and Bishops Lydeard (Britain):

2015-05-22 - Car bursts into flame on Four Pools Lane in Evesham (Britain):

2015-05-22 - Car bursts into flame on Layters Green Lane in Chalfont St Peter (Britain):

2015-05-22 - Two semi trailers destroyed by fire at 12:30 AM while parked at recycling business in Reading (Britain):

Quote: "Three firefighters wearing breathing apparatus used three jets to extinguish the fire, using water pumped from a lake. The fire destroyed both lorry trailers, according to firefighters at the scene."

2015-05-22 - SUV and auto dealership heavily damaged by fire at 1:20 AM in Kearny Mesa area in coastal San Diego (California):

2015-05-22 - Brush fire burns 150 acres along I-95 in coastal Palm Bay (Florida):

2015-05-22 - Shopping mall devastated by massive fire in Peachtree Corners (Georgia), nobody there:

2015-05-22 - Garage bursts into flame at 1:25 AM at home in coastal Santa Barbara (California):

2015-05-22 - Garage destroyed by fire at home in Fieldale (Virginia), nobody there:

2015-05-22 - Home damaged by fire near Pickerel Lake in Cannon Township (Michigan):

2015-05-22 - Home destroyed by fire at 3:30 AM in coastal Washington DC:

2015-05-22 - Deadly fire burns barn on River Rose Drive in Marshall County (Mississippi), 1 killed:

2015-05-22 - Deadly fire burns home in Somersworth (New Hampshire), 1 killed:

2015-05-22 - Vacant home burns at 11 PM in Buffalo (New York):

2015-05-22 - In separate incidents, at the same time, occupied home and vacant home burn in Flint (Michigan):

Note: One home was occupied but the person wasn't home when the house ignited...

2015-05-22 - In separate incidents, occupied home and vacant home burn in Jackson County (Georgia):

Note: One home was occupied but the person wasn't home when the house ignited...

2015-05-22 - Vacant home destroyed by fire in Edgemoor Gardens (Delaware), near the Delaware River:

2015-05-22 - Vacant home destroyed by fire at 6 AM in Camden (New Jersey):

2015-05-22 - Vacant triple-decker home burns twice in 27 hours in Fitchburg (Massachusetts):

2015-05-22 - Large vacant home destroyed by massive fire in Accokeek (Maryland):

2015-05-22 - Vacant Kmart burns in coastal Fort Myers (Florida):

2015-05-22 - Vacant casino goes up in flame shortly before midnight in Cudahy (California), 4 firefighters injured:

2015-05-22 - Man found dead in burning car at 6 AM at business in Madbury (New Hampshire):

Quote: "The New Hampshire fire officials said first responders to a vehicle fire in Madbury found a man dead inside the vehicle. Authorities said the burning car was at Mast Road Sand and Gravel on Pudding Hill Road."

2015-05-22 - College student, woman, 21, found dead in apartment in Florence (Alabama):

2015-05-22 - Woman, 50 to 60, found dead in water at 6:10 AM near walking path in coastal Portland (Maine):

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-05-22 - Child, 3, found dead in swing before 7 AM, mother pushing him, in La Plata (Maryland):

Quote: "A woman was found pushing her dead 3-year-old son in a park swing Friday, and authorities say she may have been there for hours, or even since the day before. There were no obvious signs of foul play..."

2015-05-22 - Toddler suddenly dies at daycare in Phoenix (Arizona):

Quote: "Police said the child was found inside the home and had no visible signs of trauma. Right now, it is being considered an 'unknown death.'"

2015-05-22 - Man, 18, drops dead before 4:30 AM in parking lot near dumpster at apartments in Boone (North Carolina):

Quote: "The two people reported finding the body in a parking lot, according to police. The body did not have any obvious injuries..."

2015-05-22 - Woman found dead in the Willamette River near pier near downtown Portland (Oregon):

2015-05-22 - Man, 79, found dead near canal near his home in Hialeah (Florida), near the coast:

Quote: "The body was found on the side of the road close to a canal at 7550 West 29th Avenue in Hialeah at around 9 a.m."

2015-05-22 - Man found dead near Old Normantown Road outside of Lyons (Georgia):

2015-05-22 - Woman, 24, found dead in South West Creek in Onslow County (North Carolina):

Quote: "Investigators believe the death is suspicious, but have no indication of foul play at this early stage. Miller says it could have possibly been a medical reason for her death."

2015-05-22 - Man falls unconscious and dies in jail cell in Lafayette Parish (Louisiana):

2015-05-22 - Woman, 30, returns home from vacation on the island of Ibiza and drops dead at home in Overtown (Scotland):

Note: As mentioned, hydrogen sulfide can kill you with a delayed reaction, up to a few days. So she probably got poisoned on the island then made it home before collapsing and dying. When you get poisoned and die with a delayed reaction like that, it's probably going to be from a heart attack or stroke. Sometimes they call it 'Sudden Adult Death Syndrome', a term they had to make up a few years ago when young healthy people began dropping dead...

2015-05-22 - Woman, about 35, found dead in sewage in Dutywa (South Africa):

Quote: "The cause of her death was not immediately clear as there were no visible injuries on her body."

2015-05-22 - Man found dead in canal in Dheengranwali (Pakistan):

Quote: "The dead body of a man who was missing for the last two was found from a canal near Dheengranwali on Friday."

2015-05-22 - Man, 35, found dead, body burned, in park in Delhi (India):

Quote: "Preliminary investigations suggest that it may be a case of suicide as there are no injury marks on the deceased’s body."

Note: No injury marks aren't any indication of suicide, unless you're on drugs. Maybe the cops in India ARE on drugs. That would explain why they suck so bad! Body burned, must be suicide. Body in water, must be suicide. Body foaming at the mouth, must be suicide. Yeah, the cops there are probably on drugs...

2015-05-22 - Boy, 13 or 14, dies in swimming pool in Delhi (India):

2015-05-22 - College student, woman, found dead in hostel at university in Bardhaman (India):

2015-05-22 - Man, 46, found dead in car at Asda in coastal Runcorn (Britain):

2015-05-22 - Man found dead in the River Thames at Eel Pie Island near Twickenham (Britain):

2015-05-22 - Woman found dead in Stoke Park Woods, near Bodmin Road in Bishopstoke (Britain):

2015-05-22 - Man found dead in wooded area near the Speech House Hotel, near Cinderford (Britain):

2015-05-22 - Man, 50, former actor, found dead in home in Walthamstow area in coastal London (Britain):

2015-05-22 - Passenger plane makes emergency landing in coastal Los Angeles (California), unspecified problem:

2015-05-22 - Navy jet lands, runs off runway, plunges into San Diego Bay in coastal Coronado (California), pilot ejects:

Quote: "A Navy pilot safely ejected into San Diego Bay on Friday when a training jet went off the end of a runway after landing at Naval Air Station North Island."

2015-05-22 - Small plane lands, landing gear collapses, at airport in St George (Utah):

2015-05-22 - Small plane lands, landing gear collapses, at airport in coastal Ft. Lauderdale (Florida), second plane skids off runway:

Quote: "After touching down, the wheels of a Cessna 402 folded, and the plane’s nose crunched on the tarmac at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport."

Quote: "A second Cessna with two people on board, also arriving from the Bahamas, skidded off the south runway about 4:45 p.m. during its landing. The Cessna 208, a single-engine plane designed to also land on water, landed on the its pontoons when the landing gear did not lower, Siegel said."

Note: From the full hypothesis: "As planes land, they will more frequently blow tires, or their landing gear will collapse, or they will run off runways."

2015-05-22 - Small plane crashes and burns in the Castro Valley en route to coastal San Jose (California), 1 killed:

2015-05-22 - School bus plunges into pond near Guiping City (China), 2 killed, 21 injured:

2015-05-22 - Tractor trailer veers off road, hits overpass, bursts into flame, on I-80 in Iowa City (Iowa), 1 killed, 1 injured:

2015-05-22 - Tractor trailer hits barrier and overturns, on I-35 in Norman (Oklahoma):

2015-05-22 - Tractor trailer overturns on I-81 in Montgomery County (Virginia):

2015-05-22 - Truck and car collide head-on, on the A30 in Cornwall (Britain), 7 injured:

2015-05-22 - SUV and car collide head-on, near Fort Lee (New Jersey), 2 injured:

2015-05-22 - Pickup truck veers over centerline, hits pickup head-on, near Lowell (Oregon), 1 killed, 2 injured:

2015-05-22 - Car veers over centerline, hits school bus head-on, in Durham (New Hampshire), 1 injured:

2015-05-22 - Car and transit bus collide head-on, near Gallup (Nevada), 4 injured:

2015-05-22 - Car veers over centerline, hits car head-on, in Cazenovia (New York), near Cazenovia Lake, 2 injured:

2015-05-22 - Car veers off road, hits tree, bursts into flame, in Chesterfield (Virginia), 1 killed:

2015-05-22 - Car veers off road at 2:30 AM, hits concrete sign, bursts into flame, in Killeen (Texas), 1 injured:

2015-05-22 - Car veers off road, hits sign, bursts into flame, on I-580 in Livermore (California):

2015-05-22 - Car hits median at 5 AM, bursts into flame, in Delhi (India), 1 killed:

2015-05-22 - Coyote attacks and injures 3-year-old girl at park in Irvine (California):

Quote: "The coyote charged at the girl 'out of nowhere' and lunged at her neck."

Quote: "Police say coyotes frequent the area, but it's extremely rare for one to attack a person."

2015-05-22 - In separate incidents, 3 bear attacks kill man and injure 4 people in Kashmir (India):

2015-05-22 - Mammoth sinkhole opens on golf course in Branson (Missouri):

2015-05-22 - Multiple sinkholes opening and causing problems in Zhengzhou (China):

2015-05-22 - Sinkhole opens on road in Sandgate (Britain):

2015-05-22 - Sinkhole opens on street in Dublin (Ohio):

2015-05-22 - Power outage hits Des Moines (Iowa), almost 7000 homes go dark:

2015-05-22 - Man, 46, collapses, pronounced dead, in Milwaukee (Wisconsin), 'comes back to life':

Quote: "The report says both the officer and paramedics found he was cold, appeared pale and "in rigor" and did not attempt to resuscitate him. He was pronounced dead and his family was notified. The report says that as his body was about to be removed, he began moving his limbs."

Note: Wish they had more info, like his height and weight. Seen a number of children 'die' and 'come back to life' and some animals too. Scientists discovered that hydrogen sulfide can put rodents into 'suspended animation', where their heartbeat drops to almost nothing and their body temp drops to room temp, so they look dead, but they aren't. They tried it with pigs and it didn't work. My working theory is that it's the SIZE of the mammal - rodents are small, pigs are large. And the children this has happened to are closer to the size of rodents than they are to pigs. It looks like this may affect adults too, but it must be rare - mostly hydrogen sulfide just kills you and you don't get back up again. So I wonder whether this was a small man, and it'd be nice to be able to follow what happens to him going forward, but that isn't going to happen.

There was one man found 'dead' STANDING UP in a stream, leaning on a stick, at Manie Mulder Adventure Centre in Roodepoort (South Africa), mentioned in the 2015-01-03 update. I highly doubt he was actually dead, else his knees would have buckled the second that he died. So he may have just LOOKED dead, like this guy in Milwaukee, and then got buried alive, maybe to wake up later screaming inside a coffin. That's probably happened to numerous children by now...

2015-05-22 - Magnitude 6.9 earthquake strikes near the Solomon Islands:

2015-05-22 - Volcán de Fuego growing restless in Guatemala, belches ash and gas, eruption may be imminent:

2015-05-22 - Volcano Chaitén rumbling in Chile, alert level raised to yellow:

2015-05-22 - Magnitude 4.8 earthquake strikes near Caliente (Nevada), scientists fear it may be precursor to larger event:

2015-05-22 - Magnitude 4.2 earthquake shakes coastal London (Britain):

2015-05-22 - Arctic sea ice conditions worsening:

2015-05-22 - El Nino likely to cause 2015 to break global heat records in 2015:

2015-05-22 - Phuket (Thailand) heading toward imminent collapse, situation dire, as drought dries up water supplies:

Quote: "'In case there is no rain in ten days, the whole island will be left without running water,' Thavorn Jirapattanasopon, Deputy Mayor of the city of Phuket states."

2015-05-22 - Heatwave bakes Telangana and Andhra Pradesh (India), 43 killed:

2015-05-22 - Hailstorm pounds Greece, apples, peaches and cherries damaged:

2015-05-22 - Apocalyptic flooding hits Moscow (Russia), lightning blows up gas station:

2015-05-22 - Mysterious siren-ish noise heard in Cheyenne (Wyoming):

2015-05-22 - US Air Force wants aircraft to be firing lasers by 2023:

Quote: "The Air Force plans to be able to incinerate targets such as incoming missiles with laser weapons mounted on C-17s by 2023 as part of a directed energy developmental effort, service official said."

2015-05-22 - US military working on powered armored exoskeleton suits for soldiers:

2015-05-22 - It's mathematically impossible for the US to pay off its debt:


  1. Amazing report Jonny - all those people dropping dead (and the one guy coming back to life). i have the same complaint about a lot of news stories that you never get to hear any follow-up. Like a town hit by a tornado is swarmed upon by the news media, but once it's reported you never hear about all the trials and tribulations about "rebuilding" or moving on to someplace else, how long it all takes and what the people have to go through to re-establish their lives. Just nothing.

    Some stories from early today:

    [It's the mother ship!]

    Huge apocalyptic thunderstorm cloud engulfs San Luis Potosi, Mexico [great pic and video]

    Nepal landslides spark fear of flash floods

    Man is swallowed by a huge sinkhole in Gran Canaria

    'Flying rocks from a quarry' damage homes, businesses in Virginia

    [sott thinks they're meteor fragments from space and make a good argument]

    Massive fireball explodes in the sky over Puerto Montt, Chile

    Editor-in-chief of The Lancet: Half of published research is unreliable, if not completely false

    Happy Memorial Day Weekend Jonny (and all readers)! This one will be one to remember! i forget why.


  2. Lil barbequein' this afternoon with my kids, their friends and fams - i'm stuffed.

    Remember that mathematician for whom they made the movie A Beautiful Mind?

    John Nash and wife killed in car crash

    They were traveling southbound in the left lane when the taxi went out of control while trying to pass another car, Williams said.

    The car crashed into the guard rail, and the couple was ejected from the vehicle. They were pronounced dead at the scene.

    Worst torrential rain in 40 years hits six provinces in China causing floods, mudslides

    Intense heatwave bakes Telangana, India; 67-year-old heat record broken

    [Hey, they may have heard me complaining about their bias!]

    USGS: Earthquake Magnitude 6.3 - Southern Mid-Atlantic Ridge

    Solar halo over Mexico City

    Gray whale found dead on Portuguese Beach, California

    California coast: Unprecedented mass die-offs as the Pacific Ocean turns into a 'desert'

    Will the rain ever end? Flooding could last for weeks, as more heavy rain targets Texas, Oklahoma

    [Hail: Mother Nature's shotgun]

    Hailstorm causes major damage to apples, peaches and cherries in Greece

    Snow in New England for Memorial Day weekend

    Mysterious orb spotted at U.S. Space Walk of Fame Museum

    Mysterious 'UFO' with green light in the sky above Groningen

    Mysterious red lights spotted over Russia

    Flash floods in Texas, Oklahoma kill 2; 100s of homes gone

    America's crumbling infrastructure

    4.8 magnitude earthquake rattles Las Vegas, Nevada – scientists worry quake may be a precursor to a bigger event

    Yukon's record breaking temperatures enter second week

    [Hey, if sott doesn't want to report the heat, i'll find other sources.]


  3. Heh, did some barbecuing too. And so did this hangar at Hooks Airport in Spring (Texas):

    I bet the baby back ribs I had tasted better than some charred airplanes though!

  4. Pass me a wing!

    Real pleasant today, at ~ 78 with a light breeze. Tomorrow it starts gettin' HOT.