Friday, May 1, 2015

2015 - APR - Zombie Files

2015-04-01 - Naked man, 49, stabs woman to death before 5:03 AM, found on street outside, in coastal Yonkers (New York):;-find-woman-fatally-stabbed-in-his-apartment/602561/

Quote: "A woman was found dead of stab wounds in an apartment early Wednesday after police were called about a naked man in the street outside. Police said they were called to the Warburton Avenue area at 5:03 a.m. Officers found the naked man and took him into custody."

2015-04-01 - Man gets combative and attacks police officer on the Ship Canal Bridge in coastal Seattle (Washington):

2015-04-02 - Naked man, 23, found wandering around near school in Saraland (Alabama), near the coast:

2015-04-05 - Man crashes car, rants and raves, strips naked, rampages through toy store, in coastal Dundee (Scotland):

Quote: "A naked man went on the rampage in a Dundee toy store on Sunday afternoon. Witnesses said the man crashed his car outside Toys R Us in the Kingsway West retail park at around 3pm. He then entered the shop and began swinging a cricket bat around as he 'ranted and raved' in a foreign language. A police source said he removed his clothes as his violent outburst continued."

2015-04-06 - Naked man climbs on roof of home in coastal Grimsby (Britain):

2015-04-06 - Naked man found wandering around in coastal Reykjavik (Iceland):

2015-04-07 - Naked man, 36, goes into gas station with Bible in coastal Soldotna (Alaska), says God told him to do it:

Quote: "Soldotna Police Chief Peter Mlynarik said the man identified as 36 year-old Shane Serfling of Slana, Alaska, did not appear to be under the influence of anything."

Quote: "According to charging documents he told officers 'GOD' told him to appear that way to bring attention to current situations."

2015-04-09 - Man, 33, shirtless, goes on rampage at pita restaurant, attacks random pedestrians, in Harrisburg (Pennsylvania):

Quote: "Ingalls approached the man, whom he recognized as a service worker from another business downtown. 'What are you doing behind the counter?' Ingalls asked the man. The man didn't answer. He mumbled incoherently and looked disoriented. 'He couldn't even speak,' Ingalls said. 'That's how messed up he was.' Ingalls stopped the man from destroying the soda cooler and tried to usher him out, but the man then came at Ingalls."

Note: He couldn't even speak. That's damage to the speech center of the brain, same as the original face-eater on the McArthur Causeway in Florda, who was not on drugs...

2015-04-09 - Man tries to steal car, strips naked, in Woodland Hills area in coastal Los Angeles (California):

Quote: "He ended up getting pursued in another vehicle to the intersection of Topanga Canyon Boulevard and Dumetz Road, where he stripped naked before being taken into custody."

2015-04-10 - Naked man found walking around in Northampton (Britain):

Quote: "Many are claiming that a car accident took place at St Peters roundabout at the same time as the man was crossing the road. They suspect the drivers were distracted by the nude man."

2015-04-11 - Naked man found in hotel ceiling, spouts nonsense, in Evansville (Indiana):

Quote: "Police found the suspect in the ceiling and had to help him get down. He was still naked and talking nonsense."

2015-04-11 - Naked man breaks into apartment building, tussles with cops, bites one, in coastal Seattle (Washington):

2015-04-11 - Woman in her 80s goes berzerk on passenger plane, bites crew, takes 2-3 people to subdue her, plane lands in coastal Shannon (Ireland):

Quote: "Reports say she was accused of biting and scratching members of the cabin crew. Following the incident, the woman, who was in her 80s, was restrained, according to Irish media."

Note: When all you have is teeth, everybody looks like a sandwich. Wait, I don't think that's how the saying goes!

2015-04-12 - Naked man, 24, vandalizes car at 4:20 AM, next seen dead at parking deck on the Louisiana Boardwalk in Bossier City (Louisiana):

Quote: "Police say they found the body of 24-year-old Ryan Michael Fife at the entrance to the Boardwalk from the lower level of the parking garage near Copeland's Cheesecake Bistro after responding to a call around 4:20 a.m. Sunday about a nude man who was reportedly vandalizing a car on the fourth level of the parking garage and was exhibiting other irrational behavior."

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area. As mentioned before, people whose brains and other organs get damaged by hydrogen sulfide do not tend to live very long, but while they're still alive, they may go insane, act irrationally (sometimes violently), speak nonsense (if they can still speak at all), and/or strip naked. The wee hours are when the atmosphere cools and contracts, which will push any methane and/or hydrogen sulfide in the air above closer to the ground, making fires, explosions and animals and people sickening and/or dying more common during those hours...

2015-04-14 - Naked man, 41, gets aggressive, says he's Thor, has sex with a tree, in coastal Melbourne (Florida):

Note: Believed to be on drugs. Well yeah, they will always say that. No drug charges though, so they don't actually have any evidence of drugs. They assumed the original face-eater was on drugs too, but as it turns out, he wasn't, only had some trace marijuana in his system. He too went crazy and stripped naked, and he too was on the coast in Florida, on the MacArthur Causeway in Miami Beach. Florida is downwind of the Gulf of Mexico, North America's sewer, and cities in Florida have been hit by 'rotten egg' odors, and a bank was hit twice in two days by hydrogen sulfide. Most of the people who have been stripping naked and going crazy have been near coasts. Not all of them, but most of them.

Hydrogen sulfide is neurotoxic, damages brains, causes aberrant behavior and hallucinations (and other problems), and it can make people heat up so they sometimes strip naked as they go insane. It's a chemical and affects the brain, so in that sense it is a drug, so you could say that people whose brains get chemically fried by hydrogen sulfide are 'on drugs'. Some people do actually huff it, in poverty-stricken nations, where it is made from fermented shit and is called Jenkem. The problem now is that people are INVOLUNTARILY huffing Jenkem as it blows by. It only takes one breath of 0.1% hydrogen sulfide to KILL a person, so obviously less than that will drive people insane...

2015-04-15 - Mostly naked man, 29, found wandering in Richmond Park (Britain):

Quote: "A 'distressed' half naked man was arrested while wandering through Richmond Park yesterday. Police were alerted to the 29-year-old man dressed only in his pants by confused park goers at around 4pm."

2015-04-19 - Naked man rolls around on street, screams gibberish, in Spokane (Washington):

Quote: "It was the sound of this man's screams that brought Blazovich and his friend Nick Maher to the end of a Broadway Avenue alley. 'Well at first it was kind of a shock when I walked around the corner and there's a naked dude screaming a bunch of random stuff,' Maher said."

2015-04-19 - Naked man covered in blood with glass shard acts erratically, charges firefighter, in coastal Berkeley (California):

2015-04-19 - Man in his 20s strips naked and jumps in the Ohio River in Newport (Kentucky):

Quote: "Police are still trying to figure out why a man jumped naked into the Ohio River around 7 p.m. Sunday. Rescue crews were called to the Beer Sellar in Newport after a man in his 20s stripped off his clothes and went into the swollen river, Newport police said. Friends with the man tried to grab him before he jumped, according to a Beer Sellar employee."

2015-04-20 - Naked woman in her 40s crashes car into store in Houston (Texas):

Quote: "She didn't tell police why she didn't stop and why she was naked. Officers say her clothes were on the floorboard and they don't believe she was drunk. First responders covered her up quickly. She was taken to the hospital with minor cuts and bruises. No one else was hurt."

2015-04-21 - Man in his 20s found naked along Bradford Road in Shipley (Britain):

Quote: "A police spokesman said there had been concern for the man's safety and that he was detained under the Mental Health Act. The man is believed to be aged in his 20s."

2015-04-21 - Naked man flees cops, gets caught, in Abilene (Texas):

2015-04-22 - Naked man, 48, stops traffic in Sheffield (Britain):

2015-04-23 - Naked man, 51, climbs smokestack tower, gets talked down, in Vineland (New Jersey):

2015-04-24 - Man strips naked and runs down Route 104 in Fairfield (Maine):

2015-04-26 - Naked man, 24, causes disturbance on highway, gets tased, in Tulsa (Oklahoma):

2015-04-27 - Naked man argues incoherently with deputy at pier, jumps into Crystal Lake, gets rescued, in Warsaw (Indiana):

Quote: "When the officers arrived they found a naked man standing on a pier that was arguing incoherently with a deputy that had already arrived on scene. As officers continued to talk with the subject it became apparent that the man was not making any sense and appeared mentally unstable."

2015-04-27 - Man, 34, stabs man to death, says he 'slayed the beast', then stabs himself some, in coastal Oceanside (California):

Quote: "A babysitter hired to watch two children at an Oceanside home Friday night was met by a man covered in blood who said he had just 'slayed the beast,' police said."

Quote: "They found Strouth in the garage stabbing himself in the arms and neck, according to officials."

Quote: "Police stated that once they showed up, they engaged Strouth, and it took five officers to finally subdue him and take him into custody."

2015-04-28 - Man, 19, strips naked in class, runs off, found disoriented in church bathroom, in Madison (Mississippi):

Quote: "Police located him still in the restroom, unclothed, distraught, and disoriented, Sanders said. Medical personnel were called to the scene and the teen was taken to the hospital."

Note: Very close to Lake Castle, and about 3 miles from the much larger Ross R. Barnett Reservoir. Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-04-28 - Naked man, 30, walks into restaurant in Jalan Lahat (Malaysia):

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