Thursday, January 1, 2015

2014 - DEC - Zombie Files




2014-12-31 - Man, 40, crashes, strips naked, runs around in traffic, on I-8 in La Mesa (California), near the coast:
http://www.10news.com/news/naked-man-runs-along-freeway-in-la-mesa
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Naked-Man-on-I-8-Causes-Crashes-Traffic-Backup-287233201.html
http://fox5sandiego.com/2014/12/31/man-in-custody-after-running-naked-along-freeway/
http://ktla.com/2014/12/31/naked-man-stops-traffic-on-san-diego-area-freeway/
http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2014/dec/31/chp-naked-el-cajon-freeway-mental-hospital/
http://www.facebook.com/ktla5/posts/10152982715129614

Quote: "The man who officers say caused the accidents kept going. 'He drove the vehicle probably half a mile before coming to rest and taking off his clothes,' said Pearlstein. With his truck parked in the middle of the highway, the man – now minus his clothes – walked into and out of traffic."

2014-12-30 - Man, 22, gets naked, tries to sleep on dog beds, at CVS on Land O’ Lakes Boulevard in Lutz (Florida), near the coast:
http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/bn9/2014/12/31/deputies_man_gets_na.html
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/naked-homeless-man-arrested-at-cvs/2212062
http://www.macroinsider.com/breaking/naked-homeless-man-arrested-at-cvs-h24718.html

2014-12-28 - Naked man, 58, walks in traffic, rambles on about stuff, in Nebraska City (Nebraska), near the Missouri River:
http://www.ncnewspress.com/article/20141229/NEWS/141229901

Quote: "Neeman said officers didn't know why he was in the area and couldn't determine why he was naked in the middle of the street in the 11-degree weather. Neeman said he wasn't 'making any sense.' 'Obviously there was something wrong with him,' he said. Neeman said neither drugs nor alcohol were suspected to be involved."

Note: 'I've never seen the phrase "Neeman said" used so many times in one story,' Neeman said.

2014-12-27 - Naked man runs around City Heights area, gets hit with pepperball, in coastal San Diego (California):
http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2014/dec/27/pepperball-naked-police-city-heights/
http://trendingnewsz.com/cops-use-pepperball-round-on-naked-man
http://sandiego.gotnewswire.com/news/cops-use-pepperball-round-on-naked-man
http://www.wopular.com/cops-use-pepperball-round-naked-man-0
http://snewsi.com/id/1449496776/Cops-use-pepperball-round-on-naked-man
http://www.topix.com/forum/san-diego/T004TU9P7NRDNJI63
http://muckrack.com/link/om0bw/cops-use-pepperball-round-on-naked-man

Quote: "The man took off running when officers tried to contact him. The officers chased him for about a block, and when he wouldn't comply with their orders so they could take him into custody, they shot him with a non-lethal pepperball round, Heims said. Officers got him in control about 5:35 p.m. and took him to a hospital for an evaluation."

2014-12-26 - Naked man in his 40s walks down street, gets arrested, in Middletown (Pennsylvania):
http://www.pressandjournal.com/newsx/breaking-news/4156-naked-man-causes-a-stir-along-main-street-in-middletown-early-friday

Note: Middletown is located on the northeast (downwind) banks of the Susquehanna River...

2014-12-24 - Naked man, 23, tries to scale fence at airport in coastal Mumbai (India):
http://www.latestnews-headlines.com/naked-man-attempts-to-scale-airport-wall-declared-mentally-deranged/

2014-12-23 - Naked man, 23, assaults person, walks down street with skateboard, gets tased, in Collingwood (Canada):
http://www.torontosun.com/2014/12/24/naked-man-with-skateboard-walking-through-collingwood-ont-tazed-say-cops
http://canadatoday.org/news/naked-man-with-skateboard-walking-through-collingwood-ont-tazed-say-cops
http://www.owensoundsuntimes.com/2014/12/24/naked-man-tasered-in-collingwood
http://www.simcoe.com/news-story/5231434-police-use-taser-to-arrest-naked-collingwood-man/
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2014/12/24/22148631.html

Quote: "A 23-year-old Collingwood man is facing charges after reportedly walking through town naked, carrying a skateboard. Police said they came across the wandering man shortly after 6:30 p.m. Tuesday. He'd earlier been involved in an assault at a nearby residence, where a male victim had been taken to hospital with non-life threatening injuries, police said. The naked man, who hasn't been named, was tazed when he resisted arrest, police said."

2014-12-22 - Naked man, 32, wrestles with officer, tries to get in police car, gets arrested, in Portland (Oregon):
http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2014/12/naked_man_pulls_taser_from_por.html
http://koin.com/2014/12/22/naked-man-takes-taser-from-officer-surrenders/
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/dec/22/portland-naked-man-grabs-stun-gun-from-officer/

2014-12-21 - Naked man at intersection gets tased in coastal Bridgeport (Connecticut):
http://www.doingitlocal.com/2014/12/naked-man-20/
http://bridgeport.dailyvoice.com/police-fire/naked-man-apprehended-running-around-Bridgeport

2014-12-20 - Man gets naked, jumps in and out of parked vehicles, gets tased, in Beaumont (Texas):
http://www.12newsnow.com/story/27678737/neighbors-call-9-1-1-on-naked-man-police-forced-to-use-their-tasers

Quote: "The Beaumont Police Department responded to a 9-1-1 call about a naked man behaving in a bizarre manner Saturday afternoon in the 100 block of Alma Street at Highland Avenue. Witnesses say the man undressed in the middle of the street and starting jumping in and out of parked vehicles."

2014-12-19 - Teen boy, 17, crashes car, deputy stops, teen attacks him with machete, deputy shoots teen, teen strips naked, deputies tase boy, boy dies, in Willow Creek (California):
http://news.yahoo.com/officer-kills-teen-attacked-machete-183701474.html
http://www.times-standard.com/general-news/20141219/chp-officer-attacked-with-machete-before-fatal-shooting/1

Quote: "Another Willow Creek resident officer arrived about 10 minutes later to find the 17-year-old lying naked next to his car, Jager said. 'He tried to give some commands to the driver and the driver was not responsive to any commands, and was being completely erratic and irrational,' Jager said. When the driver continued to be non-compliant, the officer Tased him, but he still did not put his hands behind his back, Jager said. At this time, two witnesses reportedly offered to help the second officer. By the time the driver was handcuffed, other officers and paramedics had arrived at the scene and life-saving attempts were initiated, Jager said. However, he said, the teenager died at the scene."

Note: Willow Creek is located along the Trinity River. You're most likely to suffer brain damage and go insane yourself in the wee hours and when in, near or downwind of low-lying areas like creeks, rivers, streams, ponds, lakes, oceans, valleys, ditches, canyons, quays, bays, etc. If you look at the many people who've gone crazy and stripped naked in the last, say, three years, in virtually every instance it has occurred in the wee hours or near a low-lying area, and especially coasts. That doesn't mean that it can't happen at any time and anywhere though...

2014-12-18 - Naked man runs around in traffic, scuffles with cops, in Blackrock area of coastal Dublin (Ireland):
http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/watch-naked-man-clash-gardai-4832673
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/caught-camera-naked-man-being-4833345
http://www.breakingnews.ie/discover/gardai-chase-naked-man-across-blackrock-dual-carriageway-655097.html
http://www.thesun.ie/irishsol/homepage/news/6195189/Naked-man-tackled-to-ground-by-gardai.html
http://www.theliberal.ie/gardai-chase-and-arrest-naked-man-running-around-busy-thoroughfare/
http://www.facebook.com/TheLiberal.ie/posts/892455014132471
http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/caught-on-camera-a-bizarre-moment-when-police-chases-naked-man-down-busy-road/1/407757.html

Quote: "Commuters in Blackrock were greeted by an odd sight this morning in the grey early hours - as a naked man chased by gardaĆ­ made his way across one of the southside's busy roads."

2014-12-17 - Half-naked man, 20, yells at 2 AM, hits parked cars, punches and bites police officer, in coastal Corpus Christi (Texas):
http://www.caller.com/news/local-news/crime/police-halfnaked-man-bites-officer-to-resist-arrest_16929332

2014-12-14 - Naked man burns church, gets arrested, in Roswell (Georgia):
http://www.myfoxal.com/story/27626580/naked-man-arrested-after-suspected-arson-fire-church-fire
http://www.ajc.com/news/news/church-fire-in-roswell-under-investigation-man-arr/njSCm/
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/roswell-church-damaged-fire/njR9t/
http://www.kpho.com/story/27626580/naked-man-arrested-after-suspected-arson-fire-church-fire
http://www.facebook.com/CBS46/posts/10152927951266252

Quote: "It was 36 degrees by the thermometer on my car and he was arrested totally nude ... I don't know about it being crazy. Let's just put it this way, there's something wrong..."

Quote: "Police told Channel 2 the man was 'running around naked' and saying he either was Jesus or knows him."

Note: Not the first naked Jesus in recent times. A naked man screamed that he was Jesus at the Capitol in Madison (Wisconsin), got arrested, mentioned in the 2014-09-29 update. Besides the naked Jesuses (Jesi?), a man, 23, got naked and yelled about his love for Jesus at 6:30 AM at the airport in Atlanta (Georgia), got tased and arrested, mentioned in the 2014-10-02 update. And a naked bloody man identified himself as 'Joseph from the Bible', stole a bicycle and attacked some deputies on Beach Way Northeast in coastal Olympia (Washington), got arrested, mentioned in the 2014-10-07 update. And way back in 2013, a man, 29, stabbed a dog to death and said he was preparing to fight Satan, in Chicago (Illinois), near Lake Michigan, mentioned in the 2013-10-19 update, and a man, 30, said he was Satan, stabbed one man, threatened more, in coastal Hollywood (Florida), not far from the original naked face-eater incident, mentioned in the 2013-01-07 update. Good thing the latter two stabby guys didn't cross paths!

2014-12-12 - Man, 24, hits student with hubcap then strips naked, damages business, in coastal Newport News (Virginia):
http://www.13newsnow.com/story/news/local/mycity/newport-news/2014/12/12/student-assaulted-with-hubcap/20331833/
http://wavy.com/2014/12/12/nn-school-officials-say-man-hit-student-with-a-hubcap/
http://www.dailypress.com/news/newport-news/dp-newport-news-man-found-naked-after-attacking-a-13yearold-with-car-part-20141213-story.html

Quote: "At some point after leaving the school, the man stripped off all of his clothes and entered a business in the first block of Tyler Avenue, where he put a large hole in the wall."

2014-12-11 - Man, 28, goes missing, shows back up naked except for boots, in Schoharie County (New York):
http://www.watershedpost.com/2014/naked-man-spends-14-hours-outside-summit-prompting-helicopter-search

2014-12-09 - Naked man in his 20s stabs and kills man in Toronto (Canada), near Lake Ontario:
http://toronto.ctvnews.ca/naked-suspect-arrested-after-fatal-stabbing-1.2141160

Quote: "Shortly after the stabbing, police arrested a man in his 20s, who was found naked and 'acting suspiciously,' police told CTV Toronto."

2014-12-09 - Naked man stumbles around, yells at cars, vomits, gets apprehended, in Fort Wayne (Indiana):
http://www.news-sentinel.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20141210/NEWS/141219960

Quote: "The officer's report said the naked man was yelling at traffic. The officer activated his overhead lights, turned on his in-car camera, got out of his car and approached the naked male, who started vomiting while stumbling around the intersection."

2014-12-06 - Man, 61, walks down street naked, tries to enter home, gets arrested, in Rome (Georgia):
http://www.northwestgeorgianews.com/rome/news/police_fire/police-naked-man-tries-to-enter-atkins-road-home-scares/article_9fc0ffc2-7dd8-11e4-9920-dbcc606207e7.html

Note: Address listed is just northeast (downwind) of the Etowah River...

2014-12-05 - Naked man, 24, jumps into the sea, tries to get to yachts where nobody knew him, in coastal Stokes Bay (Britain):
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/sailors-tell-of-struggle-to-rescue-naked-man-from-the-sea-at-stokes-bay-1-6459959
http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/11648475.Naked_swimmer_in_dramatic_rescue_from_sea/
http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/district/fareham/11650467._Confused__naked_swimmer_rescued_twice/

2014-12-04 - Woman, 47, walks down street with knife, mumbling, randomly stabs two men in coastal New Orleans (Louisiana):
http://www.wafb.com/story/27537074/woman-who-randomly-stabbed-people-on-nola-sidewalk-identified
http://www.tpnn.com/2014/12/04/video-woman-stabbing-random-people-while-walking-down-the-street-warning-graphic/
http://www.nbc12.com/clip/10908842/caught-on-camera-woman-on-sidewalk-randomly-stabs-pedestrians

2014-12-04 - Man, 24, jumps from vehicle, acts irrational, runs off, next seen dead near Kincaid (West Virginia):
http://www.wchstv.com/news/features/eyewitness-news/stories/Body-Found-In-Fayette-County-Identified-As-Cabell-County-Man-61601.shtml
http://www.wsaz.com/home/headlines/Body-Found-in-Fayette-County-284801311.html

Quote: "Plumley's friends said he jumped from a vehicle, began acting irrational and then ran into the woods."

2014-12-02 - Woman goes missing, found naked and disoriented in marsh in coastal Big Branch (Louisiana):
http://www.fox8live.com/story/27541424/sheriff-missing-madisonville-woman-found-in-marsh-naked-and-disoriented

2014-12-01 - Naked man found walking around on South Pine Creek Road in coastal Fairfield (Connecticut):
http://www.doingitlocal.com/2014/12/fairfield-news-naked-man/

Quote: "Police dispatched to Pine Ridge Condos on South Pine Creek Road for a naked man walking around."

2014-12-01 - Naked man found wandering around the town center in Cupar (Scotland), near the coast and the River Eden:
http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/fife/police-called-after-naked-man-spotted-in-cupar-town-centre-1.713364
http://www.newsforscotland.com/news/police-called-after-naked-man-spotted-in-cupar-town-centre

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