Friday, August 28, 2015

Event Update For 2015-08-27

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Variety Pack

2015-08-27 - Two men killed by unknown cause, 5 people injured, at home in Des Plaines (Illinois);-5-injured-in-hazmat-situation/960317/

Quote: "Investigators combed through a Des Plaines-area townhouse late into the night Thursday looking for clues to what caused a suspected hazardous material situation that left two men dead and a woman in critical condition. Authorities found the men's bodies shortly after 3:30 p.m. while responding to the home in the 9400 block of Harrison Street of Maine Township, after a family member called to report finding the three in distress."

Quote: "Four Cook County Sheriff's deputies also were hospitalized for evaluation after they had trouble breathing while in the home, as was the relative who found the victims."

Quote: "Upon entering the home, four Cook County sheriff's officers were unexpectedly overcome by some sort of hazardous agent, authorities said. 'They started feeling sick,' said Rick Dobrowski, chief of North Maine Fire Protection District. 'They were having some kind of breathing difficulties, we don’t know for sure.'"

Note: Whatever killed these men and sickened the others, it was highly lethal, it was a gas (else the guys walking in wouldn't have sickened too), and it was fast-acting, e.g. a 'knockdown agent'. Hydrogen sulfide fits all of those criteria. Not many things do. The first thing I'd check would be the sewer trap in that home because a malfunctioning sewer trap can allow hydrogen sulfide from the local sewer system to infiltrate a home, as with the woman who was gassed to death by hydrogen sulfide in her home in Kansas City, mentioned in the 2013-07-04 update.

If the sewer trap is working properly then it could simply have been an invisible blob of gas that blew by in the atmosphere and got sucked in via the HVAC system or got blown in through an open window or door. Running an AC unit or keeping any windows or doors open these days can be fatal. Of course, dying of heat stroke is fatal too, so this is quite a problem...

2015-08-27 - Underground electrical fire blacks out parts of coastal Long Beach (California), fourth time in 2 months:

Quote: "Thursday marked the latest in a series of outages in the city since July, including a days-long outage sparked by an electrical fire that sent manhole covers flying into the air."

Note: A naked guy broke some windows with his bare hands and said he was Jesus the day prior in Long Beach too, mentioned in the 2015-08-26 update...

2015-08-27 - Underground electrical fire blacks out parts of Cerritos (California):

Quote: "Southern California Edison crews responded to the 18000 block of Studebaker Road to restore electricity after three underground vaults caught fire just before 8 a.m. Traffic lights went out, and some businesses lost power."

Quote: "The fire and outage appear to be similar to a series of underground vault fires that knocked out power to tens of thousands of Long Beach residents in recent weeks."

2015-08-27 - Transformer explodes and burns near hospital in Hartford (Connecticut):

Quote: "Fire officials say a transformer exploded and patients could see smoke coming from vents."

2015-08-27 - Transformer explodes and burns, ignites brush fire, in Cascade Locks (Oregon), near the Columbia River:

Quote: "Hood River Sheriff's Office believe the fire started by a transformer explosion near the train tracks."

2015-08-27 - Transformer bursts into flame in Sayreville (New Jersey), 1500 homes go dark:

2015-08-27 - Car bursts into flame at 6:45 AM while parked at home, fire spreads to home, on Livonia Place in coastal Mullaloo (Australia):

Quote: "A carport at a Mullaloo house was set ablaze early Thursday after an electrical fault from a car sparked a fire. About 6.42am firefighters were called to the Livonia Place residence in Mullaloo after a resident inside the home called emergency services."

2015-08-27 - Car bursts into flame at 6:42 AM while parked at home, fire spreads to home, on Lavinia Court in coastal Kallaroo (Australia):

Quote: "A car has sparked a house fire in Kallaroo this morning. The car was parked in the car port of a home on Lavinia Court when it caught fire about 6.45am. Twelve firefighters managed to put out the fire in less than an hour. Flames were contained to the area around the car port, however the home did sustain some smoke damage. The blaze caused $80,000 to the car and home."

Note: Could they have screwed up one of the above two stories? I dunno. The street names are similar, and the timing is very close, but there is actually a Livonia Place in Mullaloo and there is actually a Lavinia Court in Kallaroo, and the timing could be explained by the fact that Kallaroo is right next to Mullaloo, so a couple of blobs of gas blowing in off the ocean there could easily have hit two different cars at two different homes at close to the same time in adjacent towns. Here's a Google Maps link that shows both areas. Assuming these were two separate car fires, then these fires are eerily similar to the two boats that burst into flame within 3 minutes at different marinas in coastal Washington DC, mentioned in the 2014-02-11 update. Coincidence? Hah, no.

2015-08-27 - Washington state wildfires burn area the size of Rhode Island:

2015-08-27 - Fishing boat bursts into flame near coastal Honolulu (Hawaii):

2015-08-27 - Boat explodes and burns on the James River in Varina, Henrico County (Virginia), 1 injured:

Quote: "One man jumped to safety after an explosion on a boat in the James River. Henrico Fire crews were called to Osborne Park and Boat Landing late Wednesday night when a boat caught fire in the water."

Note: These are the 765th and 766th boats or ships to burn/explode in 2015...

2015-08-27 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame at school on Bayou Road in coastal La Marque (Texas):

Quote: "Students and staff at La Marque Elementary School were evacuated from the school for about an hour Thursday after a tractor trailer behind the school caught fire."

2015-08-27 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on I-15 in the Cajon Pass (California):

2015-08-27 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame at midnight on I-80 near Mokena (Illinois):

2015-08-27 - Tractor bursts into flame at Winding Hills Golf Club in Montgomery (New York), 1 injured:

2015-08-27 - Tractor bursts into flame in East Pierce County (Washington):

Note: Man was using the tractor to clear a defensible space in case a fire should happen and his tractor burst into flame and started a brush fire...

2015-08-27 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame at 7 AM on the M5 near Bromsgrove (Britain):

Note: These are the 1427th, 1428th, 1429th, 1430th, 1431st and 1432nd tractors/tankers/semis to burn in 2015...

2015-08-27 - Food truck explodes and burns while parked in neighborhood in coastal Miami (Florida):

2015-08-27 - Garbage truck bursts into flame on County Highway N in Commonwealth Township (Michigan):

2015-08-27 - RV bursts into flame while parked in coastal Florosa (Florida):

Quote: "The call came in as a vehicle fire endangering a structure. When they arrived, they found a recreational vehicle on fire, Williams said."

2015-08-27 - RV bursts into flame at home near Sierra Vista (Arizona):

Quote: "There were no injuries, and crews started leaving the scene around 2 p.m., but not before structures were damaged. 'The barn is halfway damaged. The garage is damaged. The back of the guest house. But the motor home is gone,' said homeowner Joceyln Lawley, who described the motor home as 'brand new.'"

Note: These are the 253rd and 254th RVs to burn in 2015...

2015-08-27 - Van and two cars destroyed by fire while parked in storage yard in Dunridge, Harberton, Totnes (Britain):

Quote: "On arrival crews discovered three vehicles well alight in a storage yard and requested a second appliance to help deal with the fire. The second appliance from Totnes was mobilised. Crews used two breathing apparatus and two hose reels to extinguish the fire with use of lighting. The two cars and one van were one hundred per cent damaged by the fire with approximately ten metres of hedgerow also affected by the fire."

2015-08-27 - Van bursts into flame on Olympic Way in Birchwood (Britain):

2015-08-27 - Minivan bursts into flame on Route 6 in coastal Yarmouth (Massachusetts):

2015-08-27 - Pickup truck bursts into flame at railroad crossing in Winfield (Kansas):

2015-08-27 - Three cars go up in flames before 4 AM while parked at home in Lafayette (Indiana):

2015-08-27 - Car bursts into flame while parked in underground parking garage in Chicago (Illinois):

Quote: "A car fire in the parking garage under the Illinois Center caused a partial evacuation of the 111 E. Wacker office building along the Chicago River Thursday afternoon."

2015-08-27 - Car bursts into flame at 4:30 AM while parked at auto shop, fire spreads to shop, in Buffalo (New York):

2015-08-27 - Car bursts into flame while parked at Walmart in Punxsutawney (Pennsylvania):

2015-08-27 - Car bursts into flame on I-17 in Phoenix (Arizona):

2015-08-27 - Car bursts into flame on Highway 79 near Winchester (California):

2015-08-27 - Car bursts into flame on I-290 near Schaumburg (Illinois):

2015-08-27 - Car bursts into flame at 5:05 AM on Falconer Street in Monash (Australia):

2015-08-27 - Car bursts into flame before 7 AM while parked near golf course in coastal Aberdeen (Scotland):

2015-08-27 - Several cars go up in flames at 12:15 AM on Old Potts Way in Shrewsbury (Britain):

Quote: "Two crews from Shrewsbury fire station were called to Old Potts Way at about 12.15am after reports of a fire in the open. Firefighters said 'several' cars were damaged by the blaze which is believed to be accidental. The fire was put out by 1am."

2015-08-27 - Car bursts into flame in driveway at home on Magdalen Road in Exeter (Britain):

2015-08-27 - Car bursts into flame at 12:15 AM while parked in auto shop in St Arvans (Britain):

Quote: "Crews from Chepstow were called to a commercial garage on Tintern Road in St Arvans at 12.15am. A car was well alight on their arrival and crews used two hosereel jets to extinguish the blaze."

2015-08-27 - Car bursts into flame on the A55 near the Rainbow Bridge at Llysfaen (Britain):

2015-08-27 - Car bursts into flame on Normandy Road in St Leonards (Britain):

2015-08-27 - Car bursts into flame in driveway at home on Magdalen Road in St Leonards (Britain):

2015-08-27 - Car bursts into flame on Beechcroft Road in Ipswich (Britain):

2015-08-27 - Car bursts into flame on the B2145 at Selsey (Britain):

2015-08-27 - Car bursts into flame at Beighton Fields in Renishaw (Britain):

2015-08-27 - Vehicle bursts into flame near River Road in Rockford (Illinois), near the Rock River:

2015-08-27 - Vehicle bursts into flame at intersection in Rockford (Illinois), near the Rock River:

Note: That's right, two separate vehicles going up in flames in Rockford...

2015-08-27 - Vehicle bursts into flame on I-85 near Greenville (South Carolina):

2015-08-27 - Vehicle bursts into flame on 215 Beltway ramp in Las Vegas (Nevada):

2015-08-27 - Vehicle bursts into flame at farm in Leigh-on-Mendip (Britain):

2015-08-27 - Semi trailer bursts into flame while parked along Old Pocasset Road in Johnston (Rhode Island):

2015-08-27 - Boat trailer bursts into flame at 6:30 AM at home in Moreland Hills (Ohio):

2015-08-27 - Auto shop damaged by fire in Oak Park (Michigan):

2015-08-27 - Barn destroyed by fire at 4:30 AM at school in Greenville (North Carolina):

2015-08-27 - Garbage bursts into flame in garbage truck in Joliet (Illinois):

2015-08-27 - Subway platform damaged by fire in Chinatown in coastal Manhattan (New York), subways delayed:

2015-08-27 - Commercial warehouse damaged by fire shortly after 3 AM in Jeffersontown (Kentucky):

2015-08-27 - Oil tank bursts into flame near Route 8 in Venango County (Pennsylvania):

2015-08-27 - Garage bursts into flame at home on Lake Avenue in Ashtabula (Ohio):

2015-08-27 - Mobile home destroyed by fire and explosion on No Name Pond Road in Lewiston (Maine):

2015-08-27 - Home destroyed by fire at 2 AM in Plainfield (New Jersey), nobody there:

2015-08-27 - Multimillion-dollar penthouse goes up in flames in coastal Manhattan (New York):

2015-08-27 - Deadly fire burns home at 4:40 AM in Gary (Indiana), 2 killed:

2015-08-27 - Vacant home burns as couple signs deed to buy it, in Meyersdale (Pennsylvania):

2015-08-27 - Vacant home destroyed by fire near Clifton (South Carolina):

2015-08-27 - Two vacant homes destroyed by fire at 1 AM in Jackson (Mississippi):

2015-08-27 - Vacant plastics factory burns in Burlington (New Jersey):

2015-08-27 - Person found burned to death in burning car on coastal Naval Island in Richards Bay (South Africa):

Quote: "Mystery still shrouds the identity of the person that was found dead inside a burnt out car on Naval Island in Richards Bay early on Thursday morning."

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-08-27 - Man found dead in Lake Pontchartrain in coastal New Orleans (Louisiana):

2015-08-27 - Man, 73, found dead in pond at golf course in Moon Township (Pennsylvania):

2015-08-27 - Man, 41, firefighter, drops dead at home at 1 AM near Locke Township (North Carolina):

2015-08-27 - Boy, 16, found dead in creek near the Potomac River near Mount Vernon (Virginia):

2015-08-27 - Man found dead in apartment building in Grand Forks (North Dakota), near the Red River:

2015-08-27 - Man found dead on street at 7 AM near amphitheater in coastal Chula Vista (California):

2015-08-27 - Man found dead at 6:44 AM near gas station in coastal Charleston (South Carolina):

2015-08-27 - Person found dead in yard at home in coastal Fort Lauderdale (Florida):

2015-08-27 - Person drops dead on street in Phoenix (Arizona):

2015-08-27 - Man, 27, disappears while diving, next seen dead in the water in coastal Race Rocks, BC (Canada):

2015-08-27 - Man, 32, found dead in pond in Imphal West (India):

2015-08-27 - Woman, 55, found dead in Sursagar Lake (India):

2015-08-27 - Man, 79, found dead in swimming pool at gym in Kidderminster (Britain):

2015-08-27 - Passenger plane makes emergency landing in coastal Stephenville (Canada), engine failure:

2015-08-27 - Small plane crashes into pond in Houlton (Maine), 1 killed:

2015-08-27 - Small plane crashes near Lake Los Angeles (California), 1 killed:;-1-dead/959393/

2015-08-27 - Small plane crashes and burns near airport near Calera (Alabama), 1 killed:

2015-08-27 - Small plane crashes and burns at airport in Battle Creek (Michigan), 1 killed:

2015-08-27 - Small plane crashes shortly after takeoff from airport in San Carlos (California):

2015-08-27 - Small plane crashes into the Snake River near Irwin (Idaho):

2015-08-27 - Tanker truck overturns on highway in Knoxville (Tennessee):

2015-08-27 - Tractor trailer overturns on Highway 52 near Polo (Illinois):

2015-08-27 - Two vans crash, one bursts into flame, on the A470 in Gwynedd (Britain), 3 injured:

2015-08-27 - Minivan crashes off road, bursts into flame, on Ocean Drive near Otter Cliffs in coastal Acadia National Park (Maine):

2015-08-27 - SUV and minivan collide head-on, in Jamul (California), 1 killed, 3 injured:

2015-08-27 - Car veers over centerline, swipes pickup, hits second pickup head-on, near Wasco (California), 3 killed, 1 injured:

Quote: "Three people died Thursday from a crash on Highway 46 near Gun Club Road. Another person suffered major injuries, according to the California Highway Patrol."

2015-08-27 - Car and dump truck crash, dump truck bursts into flame, in Innisfil (Canada), near Lake Simcoe, 1 injured:

2015-08-27 - Car veers off road at 2 AM, crashes into tire shop, bursts into flame, in Green Bay (Wisconsin), 2 killed:

Quote: "Two people have been found dead inside a vehicle that apparently crashed into a Green Bay tire shop, which was destroyed by fire. Green Bay police say the fire happened about 2 a.m. Thursday. Firefighters arrived to find Hernandez Auto and Tire engulfed in flames."

2015-08-27 - Car crashes in coastal Bristol (Rhode Island), deputy fire chief killed:

2015-08-27 - Car crashes, bursts into flame, in Columbia City (Indiana):

2015-08-27 - Car veers off road at 5:40 AM, hits home, bursts into flame, in Wichita (Kansas), 1 killed:

2015-08-27 - Car veers off road, hits tree, bursts into flame, in Whitley County (Indiana), 1 killed:

2015-08-27 - Motorcycle and pickup truck collide head-on, in the Santa Ynez Valley (California), 1 injured:

2015-08-27 - ATV crashes into Lake Sakatah before 4:30 AM near Minneapolis (Minnesota), 2 killed:

2015-08-27 - Naked man ignores cops, gets tased, suffers 'medical emergency', in Ridgewood (New Jersey):

Quote: "Andrews, who was holding a glass bottle of beer in one hand and 'a small bag' in the other, began to 'aggressively approach' Officer A. Mormino despite commands to stop, police said, so Mormino Tasered Andrews. Andrews was taken into custody, and then brought to the Valley Hospital after he suffered 'a medical emergency' during questioning, police said."

2015-08-27 - Swarm of bees attacks film crew near Erode in Tamil Nadu (India):

2015-08-27 - Bear gets shot, gets up and attacks and injures two men, in Sweden:

2015-08-27 - Commercial building collapses in Fatehabad (India), 2 killed, 4 injured:

2015-08-27 - Man, 61, has heart attack on cruise ship near coastal Juneau (Alaska), medevac'd off:

2015-08-27 - Top scientist says threat of catastrophic permafrost thaw is 'real and imminent':

Note: Forget imminent - it's already happening. That's what those methane explosion craters in Siberia were caused by, permafrost thawing and releasing stored methane. That probably explains why large chunks of Alaska are being turned into charred wasteland this year too. And as bad as the fires have been this year, they're going to be worse next year, and worse yet the year after that, and so on, until there's nothing left unburned on the surface of the Earth. Which is why I'm a proponent of the Plan B idea, seeing as Plan A - living on the surface of the Earth - is coming to an end...

2015-08-27 - Radioactive nuclear weapons waste found in residential lots along creek in St. Louis County (Missouri):

Quote: "The Corps announced last week that it has found thorium 230 - a radioactive isotope - in yards and public parks exposed to Coldwater Creek's floodwaters."

Quote: "'Literally in people's backyards,' said Jenell Wright, a former Florissant resident who said she has watched dozens of childhood friends die of cancer over the years. 'That's big. It doesn't get bigger than having nuclear weapons waste in your backyard.'"

2015-08-27 - Toxic blue-green algae (cyanobacteria) outbreak hits Chain Lakes Reservoir (Canada):

2015-08-27 - Tropical Storm Erika dumps torrential rain on Caribbean islands, heads for the US East Coast:

2015-08-27 - Florida pre-emptively declares state of emergency as Tropical Storm Erika nears:

2015-08-27 - Twin waterspouts spotted near Cape Coral (Florida):

2015-08-27 - Pennsylvania climate change report warns of hotter summers, destructive storms, floods:

2015-08-27 - Suspected pneumonic plague outbreak kills seven people in Moramanga (Madagascar):

2015-08-27 - Bubonic plage kills man in Utah:

2015-08-27 - New math could reveal hidden sources of chaos:


  1. Another fine job here Jonny, thanks. Events are always "emerging" or "immanent" when they're actually occurring NOW - it's "news speak" and has to be translated by the reader.

    Lava erupts from Hawaii's Kilauea volcano

    . . . lava is creeping into the forest.

    BREAKING: Fukushima nuclear waste detected along Southern California coast — Highest levels seen anywhere in North America since testing program began — 8.4 Bq/m3 of radioactive cesium measured near beach between Los Angeles and San Diego (VIDEO & MAP)

    Oh, hey, that's where I was when this headline appeared! uh, . . . I feel funny .. .


  2. I'm sure your glow will provide some excellent accent lighting! Heh, says the guy with radioactive weapon waste in the ground along a nearby creek and radioactive Manhattan Project waste in a nearby landfill next to a different burning landfill.

  3. Gallows humor - the only way to handle immanent extinction!

    Waterspout filmed near Fremantle, Australia

    North Korea releases horrifying film of killer floods

    Two hurricanes heading toward Hawaii

    and today's joke:

    Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?

    She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.


  4. Baseball-sized hail recorded in Kittson, Pembina counties, North Dakota

    Baseball-sized hail damages roofs and smashes cars in Altona, Manitoba

    6 school children attacked by stray dogs in Lasjan, India

    Waterspout appears offshore east of Miami Beach, Florida

    Early morning fireball over St. George, Utah

    Siberian statue carries secret code 7,000yr before writing began


    The Shigir Idol is the world's oldest known wooden statue. Built in 9,000 BC, it bears a secret code which nobody has ever been able to decipher. Even more startling is that it was written 7,000 years before writing was thought to have begun.
    The writing, which is found all over the statue, has baffled experts. It is an entirely unknown system of writing and maybe the oldest in the world. It is clearly the work of quite an advanced civilization, but who they actually were also remains something of a mystery.

    38 girls die in crash on way to Swaziland beauty pageant


  5. Foul odor hits coastal Staten Island (NY):

    Quote: "Readers from all over Staten Island are contacting the Advance to report that there is a strong, foul odor permeating the borough on Friday morning."

    Quote: "A brief emergency radio transmission described the call as a possible Haz-Mat situation."