Monday, July 6, 2015

Event Update For 2015-07-05

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: 'Zombie' Files

2015-07-05 - Naked person found swimming near apartments in Oklahoma City (Oklahoma), taken to hospital:

2015-07-05 - Naked man acts erratic, tries to break into woman's home, in DeLand (Florida):

2015-07-05 - Naked man acts erratic, steals police cruiser, gets arrested, in Clovis (New Mexico):

2015-07-05 - Naked man, 29, tased and arrested at 3:16 AM in Monroe (Louisiana):

2015-07-05 - Man, 27, strips naked, sits on manhole cover, gets arrested, in Norfolk (Nebraska):

2015-07-05 - Naked man, 30, breaks into vehicle, tussles with cops, gets tased, in Yuma (Arizona):

Note: Hydrogen sulfide is neurotoxic and damages brains, which can cause all different kinds of effects, including hallucinations and delusions, personality change, memory loss, paralysis, unconsciousness, coma, death. It also heats you up sometimes, so as you go insane you may strip naked. You're most apt to be turned into a neuro-zombie yourself in the wee hours or when in, near or downwind of low-lying areas like bodies of water, valleys, canyons, basements, underground parking garages, that kind of thing. Mostly though, hydrogen sulfide just kills you. If you smell anything strange, especially anything sweet, or like licorice, or flowers, and there's no discernible reason for it, you may be getting poisoned. If the fade smells, that doesn't mean the problem is gone either, because hydrogen sulfide causes 'olfactory fatigue' and you stop being ABLE to smell it, even if it's still present.

You can also be poisoned by touching contaminated matter. For example, some hydrogen sulfide blows by in the wee hours and adsorbs onto your car upholstery while you're asleep in bed. Then you get into your car and go driving the next day - you might fall unconscious at the wheel or slump over dead. Porous matter is most easily contaminated because it's got lots of surface area. That means cardboard, paper, cloth, fibrous stuff like insulation, powders or dusts of any kind, wood, concrete, generic trash. This is why numerous people have been found dead in garbage bins or at recycling centers - they're looking for cans or whatever to recycle and they're touching and moving the trash around and getting poisoned by contaminated matter.

Also, hydrogen sulfide is water-soluble, so any kind of water may be contaminated, and if you touch that water then you may sicken or die. In a lake there may be a blob of water that's contaminated four feet down, but ten feet away the water is fine. If you get in water and die then you'll know that you touched contaminated water. If you get in water and don't die, then you didn't touch contaminated water. That's how you'll be able to tell. Of course, there is somewhat of a downside to this detection method...

2015-07-05 - Chemical plant damaged by explosion and huge 12-alarm fire in Waller County (Texas), nobody there:

Quote: "Authorities told residents within a two-mile radius of the facility west of Houston to shelter in place as a precaution, Cantrell said."

Quote: "At this point, it's not clear how the fire started. Plant managers say there haven't been employees there since Thursday."

2015-07-05 - Boat bursts into flame on Van Auken Lake in Bangor Township (Michigan):

Quote: "A boat caught fire on a lake southwest of Bangor Sunday afternoon. The fire broke out around 3:20 p.m. on Van Auken Lake in Bangor Township, according to the Van Buren County Sheriff’s Office."

2015-07-05 - Boat bursts into flame on the Grand River near Grand Haven (Michigan):

Quote: "The Coast Guard and a good Samaritan rescued 4 people after their 20-foot boat caught fire on the Grand River, Sunday."

Note: And a different boat burst into flame on the Grand River in Grand Haven the day prior too, mentioned in the 2015-07-04 update...

2015-07-05 - Houseboat bursts into flame in Port Severn (Canada), 2 injured:

Note: These are the 601st, 602nd and 603rd boats or ships to burn/explode in 2015...

2015-07-05 - Tour bus bursts into flame on the New Jersey Turnpike in Oldsman Township (New Jersey):

Note: This is the 424th bus to burn in 2015...

2015-07-05 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame at 3 AM while parked at tire business in Mount Vernon (Kentucky):

Quote: "Fire crews were called to David's Tire Center on Big Cave Road around 3 a.m. They say they were able to quickly put out the flames. Officials say there are about one dozen trucks in the storage lot but only one was damaged. Investigators have not yet released what caused the fire. At last check, they do not suspect arson."

2015-07-05 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on I-55 near Cape Girardeau (Missouri):

Quote: "A vehicle fire on Interstate 55 near Cape Girardeau on Sunday caused emergency officials to shut down the northbound lane. Witnesses say a semi truck was on fire near mile marker 94.8, with no word yet on the cause."

Note: These are the 1094th and 1095th tractors/tankers/semis to burn in 2015...

2015-07-05 - Garbage truck bursts into flame on Madison Road in Fairfield (New Jersey):

2015-07-05 - RV bursts into flame while parked at home near St. Thomas (Canada):

Quote: "Firefighters battled a large fire at a property on John Wise Line near St. Thomas around the noon hour on Sunday. The fire struck an RV in a garage area and caused extensive damage to the RV. The home on the property had some minor damage to its siding due to the heat."

2015-07-05 - RV bursts into flame on I-90 near Ridgeway (Minnesota):

Note: These are the 190th and 191st RVs to burn in 2015...

2015-07-05 - Van bursts into flame on Willow Hall Lane in Thorney (Britain):

2015-07-05 - SUV bursts into flame while parked at AutoZone in Watertown (New York):

Quote: "Watertown Fire Department crews were called around 5 p.m. to the business after a fire started in a Chrysler Pacifica parked in the business’ parking lot."

2015-07-05 - SUV bursts into flame shortly after 6 AM on Powell Butte Highway east of Pronghorn Resort (Oregon):

2015-07-05 - Car bursts into flame at 3:15 AM while parked at home, fire spreads to two more cars and garage, in Battle Creek (Michigan):

Quote: "A structure fire that involved a garage and three cars was contained early Sunday morning. At approximately 3:15 a.m. the Pennfield Township Fire Department responded to a call about a fire in a garage that occurred at a home on Oxford Street in Battle Creek. According to officials, the fire originated from a parked car outside of the garage and spread towards it as well as surrounding homes."

2015-07-05 - Car explodes on the Oakland Expressway near the Kansas River (Kansas), 2 injured:

Quote: "The car was traveling southbound on the Oakland Expressway when it exploded between the Kansas River on the north and the N.E. Seward interchange on the south. The Oakland Expressway bridge initially was blocked off from the south end by law enforcement officers about 200 yards from the scene. The explosion occurred in Soldier Township."

Note: Apparently they had some fireworks in the car and that's what exploded. What ignited them? Is gunpowder now spontaneously igniting here and there? That could pose a problem for anyone in the fireworks industry, and indeed, there have been a lot of anomalous fires and explosions relating to fireworks, many of them fatal. I'm gonna add gunpowder to my list of things to avoid!

2015-07-05 - Car bursts into flame on I-75 in Dayton (Ohio):

2015-07-05 - Car bursts into flame on road in Boulder Canyon near Nederland (Colorado):

2015-07-05 - Car bursts into flame on street in Mishawaka (Indiana):

2015-07-05 - Car bursts into flame while being towed by RV on I-49 near Stotesbury (Missouri):

2015-07-05 - Car bursts into flame at 6:27 AM on the Monaro Highway in Fyshwick (Australia):

2015-07-05 - Car bursts into flame at 11:11 PM on Airport Road in coastal Sharjah (UAE):

2015-07-05 - Several cars go up in flames while parked in carpark in Stroud (Britain):

Quote: "At 7.44pm last night the fire and rescue service was called to a car fire in a car park in the centre of Stroud. One fire engine from Stroud Community Fire Station was mobilised with a crew of six and, on arrival, found several cars well alight."

2015-07-05 - Car bursts into flame while parked at nursing home in Ashorne (Britain):

2015-07-05 - Car bursts into flame just after 1 AM while parked on Portland Street in Derby (Britain):

2015-07-05 - Car bursts into flame just after 3 AM on Ropley Way in Broughton (Britain):

Note: Story mentions many other fires too, most of them blamed on the ol' invisible arsonists that they suspect exist but can't ever seem to catch. That's probably because the invisible arsonists don't actually exist, but they don't know what else to blame the fires on...

2015-07-05 - Car bursts into flame on St James Avenue in the New England area of Peterborough (Britain):

2015-07-05 - Vehicle bursts into flame on Emirates Road in coastal Dubai (UAE):

2015-07-05 - RV trailer bursts into flame while parked at home in Elkhart (Indiana):

2015-07-05 - Vehicle, lawn equipment and garage destroyed by fire at 1:17 AM at home in Waco (Texas):

2015-07-05 - Two vehicles and two homes go up in flames shortly before midnight in Volo (Illinois):

2015-07-05 - Three vehicles and garage destroyed by fire at home near Moccasin Creek Country Club in Aberdeen (South Dakota):

2015-07-05 - Rash of brush fires break out on the Hawaiian Islands:

2015-07-05 - Brush fire burns 300 acres near Lagoon Valley Park in Vacaville (California), evacuations ensue:

2015-07-05 - Wildfire rages near La Ronge (Canada), more than 13,000 people evacuated:

Quote: "The 7,900 evacuees are in addition to the 5,600-plus evacuees receiving support from the provincial Ministry of Social Services."

2015-07-05 - Huge wildfires burn in Portugal and Spain:

Note: Spain and Portugal are on the western side of Europe, so they're basically the California of Europe. Just like the US and Canadian west coasts are burning hard, because they're downwind of the Pacific Ocean, it looks like Europe will have the same problem with the Atlantic Ocean. All the methane gushing from the Atlantic Ocean off the US East Coast is gonna go somewhere. Winds tend to blow west-to-east, due to the rotation of the Earth, so one would expect Spain and Portugal to burn first and hardest among European countries...

2015-07-05 - Restaurant and lighting business destroyed by fire after midnight in coastal Largo (Florida):

2015-07-05 - Playground destroyed by huge fire in Katy (Texas):

2015-07-05 - Home damaged by fire in coastal Portsmouth (Virginia), nobody there:

2015-07-05 - Home damaged by fire in coastal Riviera Beach (Maryland):

2015-07-05 - Home damaged by fire at 1:45 AM near the beach in coastal Ocean City (New Jersey):

2015-07-05 - Home heavily damaged by fire at 1:30 AM in coastal Sewall's Point (Florida), nobody there:

2015-07-05 - Home destroyed by fire shortly after 5 AM in Hamilton County (Tennessee), nobody there:

2015-07-05 - Home destroyed by fire in coastal Corpus Christi (Texas), 1 injured:

2015-07-05 - Deadly fire burns home shortly after 6:30 AM near Adrian (Idaho), 1 killed, 2 injured:

2015-07-05 - Deadly fire burns apartment at 6 AM in Tallahassee (Florida), 2 killed:

2015-07-05 - Vacant home burns in Henrico (Virginia):

2015-07-05 - Historic vacant cigar factory destroyed by fire shortly after midnight in coastal Palmetto Beach (Florida):

2015-07-05 - Vacant car dealership burns at 3:30 AM in Vanier (Canada):

2015-07-05 - Family of four go out on canoe, go missing, all 4 found dead, in Houston County Lake (Texas):

Quote: "According to Houston County Sheriff's Chief Deputy Gary Shearer, the victims were all from the Houston area. They have been identified as Amy Mendez, 47, Jaun Cantu, mid 50s, Sebastian Chavez, 6, and Antonio Gutierrez, 49."

Note: A family of four was found dead in Henry Hagg Lake (Oregon) last August too, mentioned in the 2014-08-25 update. More than 200 people sickened after swimming at Horseshoe Lake near Mount Saint Helens (Washington) last July, mentioned in the 2014-07-16 update. There have been other similar incidents, sometimes with people sickening NEAR bodies of water but not IN them. Eventually it's not going to be a couple of hundred people sickening after contact with water but there will be hundreds of corpses. As it is now, you're more apt to be killed one-by-one but there will be some families and groups dying in or near water here and there too as things continue to escalate...

2015-07-05 - Two men, both 25, found dead in Limmat River in Zurich (Switzerland):

2015-07-05 - Man, 19, found dead in hotel swimming pool in coastal Corpus Christi (Texas):

Quote: "A family vacation turns into tragedy over the 4th of July holiday. The 19-year-old victim, Oscar Vences, was found unconscious by his sister at the Holiday Inn swimming pool located on Windward Drive. His sister got out of the pool to go to the bathroom and when she returned, her brother wasn't moving in the water. Vences was pulled out of the pool and a nurse attempted CPR. He was taken to the hospital where he was later pronounced dead."

2015-07-05 - Woman, 20, found dead in swimming pool at home in Cross Roads (Texas):

2015-07-05 - Boy, 13, found dead in community swimming pool in Memphis (Tennessee):

2015-07-05 - Woman, 66, found dead in swimming pool in the wee hours at home in Pozzale (Italy):

2015-07-05 - Man, 25, dies in hotel swimming pool in the wee hours in coastal Umm al-Quwain (UAE):

Note: Apparently there are still a lot of brave people getting in swimming pools!

2015-07-05 - In separate incidents, boy, 17, and woman die at Kentucky Lake (Kentucky):

2015-07-05 - Man, 29, found dead in Paupacken Lake in Wayne County (Pennsylvania):

2015-07-05 - Person found dead in submerged vehicle in the Delta-Mendota Canal near Patterson (California):

2015-07-05 - Man, 27, found dead in the water at McKinney Falls State Park (Texas):

2015-07-05 - Man, 26, goes under, doesn't resurface, next seen dead in Lake Don Pedro (California):

2015-07-05 - Man, 19, found dead in Lake Anna (Virginia):

2015-07-05 - Boy, 16, found dead in the Hereford Inlet in North Wildwood (New Jersey):

2015-07-05 - Woman found dead in White Rock Lake in Dallas (Texas):

Quote: "Police say the body was a woman with no obvious signs of trauma."

2015-07-05 - Man, 57, BMX racing legend, found dead in tent in Indio (California):

2015-07-05 - Man, 18, found dead in Olney Pond in Lincoln (Rhode Island):

2015-07-05 - Woman drops dead in yard in Rockford (Illinois), near the Rock River:

Quote: "Both Rockford police and the Winnebago County Coroner's Office say there are no visible signs of trauma on the woman's body.  As of right now, this is not a suspicious death incident."

Note: Excellent, just another person dropping dead then. Wait, that's not so excellent!

2015-07-05 - Man drops dead in driveway at home in Kansas City (Missouri):

Quote: "Officers say there is no obvious cause of death at this time, and no foul play is suspected."

2015-07-05 - Man, 56, drops dead in parking lot in Youngstown (Ohio):

2015-07-05 - Man, 50, drops dead in jail cell in Shawnee County (Kansas):

2015-07-05 - Man, 32, dies in the Salt River near Saguaro Lake (Arizona):

2015-07-05 - Person found dead in the South Platte River in Denver (Colorado):

2015-07-05 - Person found dead in the Pecos River in Carlsbad (New Mexico):

2015-07-05 - Man, 24, found dead in the Black Warrior River near Tuscaloosa Country Club in Tuscaloosa (Alabama):

2015-07-05 - Man, doctor, found dead in hotel room in Delhi (India):

Quote: "Incidentally, Sharma was the second Dean of the medical college to have died under mysterious circumstances in the last one year. D K Sakalle, who was inquiring into admissions of candidates for whom proxies had allegedly appeared in the Pre-Medical Test, had been found burnt at his residence."

2015-07-05 - Two college students, men, both 20, found dead in Tamil Nadu (India), one burned to death, one poisoned:

Quote: "Police said S Maharajan, 20, son of Sudalaimuthu of Melakootudankadu, might have self-immolated."

Quote: "Meanwhile, a 20-year-old engineering student was found dead at a bus stop near Tuticorin. Police said Murugalingam, 20, son of Mahalingam of Thimmarajapuram, had committed suicide by consuming poison."

Note: No mention of any notes or anything that would indicate suicide, so that's one huge leap they're making there, an assumption based on...nothing. Maybe the first man's clothes simply ignited and killed him and maybe the second one did die of poisoning, just not at his own hand. But as people burn to death and drop dead, sometimes foaming at the mouth, the authorities have to have some story to sell the public...

2015-07-05 - Boy, 17, goes to bathe, next seen dead in the water at dam reservoir in Shopian (India):

2015-07-05 - Man, 39, found dead in Wellington Harbour in coastal Wellington (New Zealand):

2015-07-05 - Man, 41, found dead at 4:19 AM outside the White Lion Hotel in Upton (Britain):

2015-07-05 - Boy, 14, found dead in the River Wear near Bishop Auckland (Britain):

2015-07-05 - Passenger plane blows tire at takeoff, returns to airport in Denver (Colorado):

2015-07-05 - Passenger plane makes emergency landing in coastal Norfolk (Virginia), engine problem:

2015-07-05 - Small plane crashes in yard near Legendary Run Golf Course in Cincinnati (Ohio), engine failure:

2015-07-05 - Small plane crashes in Crawfordsville (Indiana), 1 injured:

2015-07-05 - Small plane makes emergency landing on mudflats near coastal Anchorage (Alaska), engine failure:

2015-07-05 - Small plane crash lands in field near Georgian Bay near Warminister (Canada), engine failure:

2015-07-05 - Small plane makes emergency landing on the Seward Highway near Potter Marsh (Alaska):

2015-07-05 - Small plane flips over and bursts into flame during landing at airport in Shifnal (Britain), 2 injured:

2015-07-05 - Small plane crashes into mountain in Fribourg (Switzerland), 1 killed:

2015-07-05 - Helicopter crashes in coastal Cuenca, Batangas (Philippine Islands), 2 killed, 5 injured:

Quote: "A HELICOPTER (not a private plane as earlier reported) crashed in Cuenca, Batangas Sunday, leaving two dead and five injured, the Philippine Red Cross (PRC) said."

2015-07-05 - Tanker truck overturns near creek on Leipers Creek Road in Maury County (Tennessee):

2015-07-05 - Tanker truck overturns, bursts into flame, near La Ronge (Canada):

2015-07-05 - Van crashes into home, bursts into flame, on River Tree Circle near Sanford (Florida), 1 killed:

2015-07-05 - Minivan veers over centerline, hits SUV head-on, in Clear Creek Canyon (Colorado), 5 injured:

2015-07-05 - Minivan veers over centerline, hits pickup head-on, in coastal Corpus Christi (Texas), 4 injured:

2015-07-05 - Pickup truck veers off road at 1:30 AM, hits tree, bursts into flame, in coastal Seabeck (Washington), 1 killed:

2015-07-05 - Car veers over centerline, hits ambulance head-on, on I-81 in Washington County (Virginia), 1 killed, 6 injured:

2015-07-05 - Car veers over centerline, hits minivan head-on, near Bakersfield (California), 1 killed, 2 injured:

2015-07-05 - Car and SUV collide head-on, near Darlington (South Carolina), 2 injured:

2015-07-05 - Car veers over centerline, hits car head-on, near Palm Springs (California), 2 injured:

2015-07-05 - Two cars collide head-on, in Clay Towwnship (Michigan), 1 killed, 2 injured:

2015-07-05 - Two cars collide head-on, on the Wilson River Highway near Glenwood (Oregon), 10 injured:

2015-07-05 - Two cars collide on the N2 in coastal Cape Town (South Africa), 10 injured:

2015-07-05 - Car veers off road, hits trees, bursts into flame, on the Wind River Highway in Skamania County (Washington), 1 killed:

2015-07-05 - Car veers off road at 1 AM, hits tree, bursts into flame, in Phelps (Wisconsin), 1 killed:

Quote: "Police think the car left the road, went into the air, and then hit a tree. The car stopped on its side and then caught fire. First responders were able to put out the fire. They found one person dead inside the car."

2015-07-05 - UTV overturns, bursts into flame, in Mona (Utah), 4 injured:

2015-07-05 - Shark attacks and injures man at beach in Surf City (North Carolina), 8th NC shark attack in 3 weeks:

Quote: "Camp Lejeune Naval Hospital spokesman Raymond Applewhite told WITN-TV in Washington the 32-year-old Marine was bitten offshore at Surf City on July 4. Base spokesman Nat Fahy said Monday that the Marine suffered lacerations to his right hand and forearm."

2015-07-05 - Swarm of bees attacks and injures man and his dog at home in Loma Linda (California):

2015-07-05 - Elephant attacks and kills woman at Kafue National Park in Mumbwa (Zambia):

2015-07-05 - Hippo attacks and kills woman in Khwae (Botswana):

2015-07-05 - Mobile 'dead zones' may now be appearing in the North Atlantic Ocean:

2015-07-05 - Man jumps off boat and disappears at Lake Mead (Nevada):

2015-07-05 - Man, 21, goes missing while swimming with friends in coastal Corpus Christi (Texas):

2015-07-05 - Magnitude 3.0 earthquake shakes Geysers (California):

2015-07-05 - Heatwave hits Germany, which sees highest temp ever recorded on any day:

Quote: "Germany’s all-time heat record was shattered Sunday when temperatures climbed to 104.5 degrees Fahrenheit, making it the hottest day in Germany since recordkeeping began in 1881..."

2015-07-05 - Greenland melt extent hits 50% on July 4:

2015-07-05 - Storms hit Britain with massive number of lightning strikes:

2015-07-05 - Western Pacific Ocean spawns four tropical cyclones in a week:


  1. Amazing report Jonny. You highlight yet another anomaly - PLAYGROUND equipment burning! Geez, it's really gettin' worse by the day anymore. Lotta zombies in this report too. And here it is summer - so tons of people are swimming, boating, fishing - and what do you know? - more corpses by mysterious means.

    'Can't Buy Me Love' Star Amanda Peterson Dies at 43

    Peterson allegedly passed away on Friday, though her body was not discovered in her Greeley, Colorado home until Sunday. Peterson’s death is still under investigation.

    Mysterious Sounds Above Earth

    USGS: Earthquake Magnitude 6.3 - 99km ENE of Shikotan, Russia

    Bone dry and heat records fall as US West bakes under record heat

    Thousands of birds abandon eggs, nests on Florida island


    SEAHORSE KEY, Fla. (AP) — The din created by thousands of nesting birds is usually the first thing you notice about Seahorse Key, a 150-acre mangrove-covered dune off Florida’s Gulf Coast.

    But in May, the key fell eerily quiet all at once.

    Thousands of little blue herons, roseate spoonbills, snowy egrets, pelicans and other chattering birds were gone. Nests sat empty in trees; eggs broken and scattered on the muddy ground.

    “It’s a dead zone now,” said Vic Doig, a U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service biologist. “This is where the largest bird colony on the Gulf Coast of Florida used to be.” [more]


  2. That's freakin' eerie! Life is just kinda disappearing all around us. Including ours!

  3. Yeah, and you're right - we'll be right behind this disappearance. Think about a planet devoid of life because the inhabitants thereof couldn't stop themselves from destroying the place through overpopulation and over pollution.

    Humanity to God: "Hey, ya fucked up! Ya trusted us!" [from Animal House]

    Children's Mysterious Paralysis Tied to New Virus

    Humpback whale washes up on Danish shore for first time in over 100 years

    Something seems to be happening in the waters around Denmark. [Ya THINK?!]

    Bottlenose dolphins seen near Aarhus, Denmark for the first time in 7 decades

    Storm brings flash flooding in Southern Nevada

    Large sinkhole opens up in Detroit

    Car falls into sinkhole in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

    Selfies kill: Man killed after being struck by lightning was carrying selfie stick

    [4 people involved in separate incidents here]


  4. couple more to round out the day . . .

    Bangkok suffering worst drought in 10 years, may run out of tap water in a month

    Idaho governor declares disaster emergency due to fast-moving Cape Horn wildfire

    Teenage fisherman fights off coyote in Spotswood, New Jersey

    [el chupacabra!!]

    g'nite man, i'm beat