Wednesday, July 1, 2015

2015 - JUN - Zombie Files

2015-06-01 - Naked man runs around in traffic, beats own head against window, in Albany (New York):

2015-06-01 - Naked incoherent woman smears poop on herself at hotel, runs to Subway store, in Windsor Locks (Connecticut):

Quote: "The woman, who has not been named, allegedly stripped off and spattered herself in poop inside her Motel 6 room in Windsor Locks on Thursday..."

2015-06-01 - Naked man, 30, steals car, walks down highway, in Seven Points (Texas), near Cedar Creek Reservoir:

2015-06-01 - Naked man, 42, calls 911 about bug bites, aims rifle at deputy, gets arrested, in Brooklet (Georgia):

2015-06-01 - Naked man, 43, says he's Jesus, gets arrested, on Johnson Avenue in Jonesboro (Arkansas):

Note: That's not why it's called Johnson Avenue! Well, probably not anyway...

2015-06-01 - Man strips naked and lays down in road, tussles with cop, dislocates cop's shoulder, in Chico (California):

2015-06-02 - Man, 19, flees courthouse, strips naked, jumps into creek, in Fayetteville (North Carolina):

2015-06-03 - Naked man runs down street, screams obscenities, gets tased, in Abilene (Texas):

Quote: "Sometime around 12:15 p.m. Wednesday, officers received multiple calls of a man running naked down the street near EN 16th and Cedar Crest near Abilene Christian University. Responding officers had to chase him because he refused be arrested. He was then tased and apprehended. BigCountryHomepage has a crew on scene that reports he is screaming obscenities, so officers are holding him down in a stretcher and loading him into an ambulance."

2015-06-03 - Naked man, 22, found on the North Augusta Greeneway in North Augusta (South Carolina):

2015-06-04 - Naked man found walking down I-20 and arrested, near Cisco (Texas):

Quote: "Lee spoke about what he remembered from Thursday's incident. 'I don't remember a thing,' Lee said. 'The last thing I remember was driving on Interstate 20, and the next thing I knew, they [police] were arresting me and I was just sitting there.'"

2015-06-04 - Naked man plays ukulele at Alice Keck Park in coastal Santa Barbara (California):

Quote: "Report of a naked man playing a ukulele at Alice Keck Park. SBPD is responding."

2015-06-04 - Mostly naked man - underwear and shoes - threatens people at City Hall in Eindhoven (Netherlands):

2015-06-05 - Man jumps on police SUV and dances to Hall and Oates and Supertramp to ward off vampires, in coastal Lee County (Florida):

Quote: "As the man was dancing, the songs Rich Girl, by Hall & Oates, and Goodbye Stranger, by Supertramp, played on his car's radio."

Quote: "Deputies said the man was not drunk or on drugs, and had not been diagnosed with any mental health issues at the time."

Quote: "According to WPTV, Christian Radecki, a 44-year-old convicted sex offender who lives in Cape Coral, told authorities a 'woman with fangs' came to his door and said children were going to be sacrificed to vampires so he drove to get the sheriff's house to get him to save the children."

Note: So, this fanged woman, I presume she was a Maneater? Can't blame vampires for fleeing Hall and Oates!

2015-06-05 - Man breaks into home, cooks a potato, then rakes some leaves, has slurred speech and stumbles, in Hobbs (New Mexico):

Quote: "A female resident awoke to noise in her kitchen, and found Waits allegedly wiping down a countertop and baking a potato in her microwave oven, police said. "She asked him what he was doing there, and he told her he was making a potato," according to a police report. When told to leave, a criminal complaint says Waits walked outside and left his potato in the microwave. The report said Waits then went outside to rake leaves in the front yard."

Quote: "Waits was found stumbling while walking, and he slurred when he talked, officials said."

Note: I'd give him TWO potatoes if he'd trim my hedge!

2015-06-05 - Naked man, 27, found near McDonald's near Athens (Georgia):

2015-06-06 - Naked man in his 20s found running down street, tased, in coastal Boca Raton (Florida):

Quote: "Boca police said that the man was 'visibly on something,' but couldn't yet confirm the specific substance."

Note: That's exactly what they said about the original face-eater, also on the coast in Florida. But after a blood test, there was nothing. Here's a Google Maps link that shows both the location of this incident and the location of the face-eater incident, less than 50 miles apart. A goodly number of people have stripped naked and gone nuts in Florida, mostly near the coast...

2015-06-08 - Naked man, 43, damages homes and cars just before 6 AM in Tualatin (Oregon), near the Tualatin River:

2015-06-08 - Naked man, 30, steals car in coastal Gulfport (Mississippi):

2015-06-08 - Naked man runs around woman's yard at home near coastal Durban (South Africa):

Quote: "I realised he wasn’t from the area. I feared he might be a zombie."

2015-06-09 - Naked bloody man, 32, breaks into home at 2:30 AM, viciously beats woman and girl, in Lawrenceville (Georgia):

Quote: "The responding officers found a nude man covered in blood, sweat and water. He was standing near the bathroom shower and beating the teen and her 73-year-old grandmother, who was unresponsive. Police say they gave verbal commands to 32-year-old Andrew Burton and when he didn't listen he was tasered."

2015-06-10 - Naked man runs around in traffic on busy highway in Mexico City (Mexico):,76243.html

Quote: "The chase was caught on camera by baffled onlookers who were forced to slow down as the man weaved his way through the traffic..."

2015-06-10 - Mostly naked man acts erratic, gets arrested, in coastal Mandurah (Australia):

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-06-11 - Naked man, 87, attacks and stabs his wife at 3 AM then runs into the woods, in Citrus Heights (California):

Note: About 400 feet from Arcade Creek. Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-06-13 - Naked woman runs around hitting cars in Gainesville (Florida):

2015-06-14 - Naked man, 27, kills dog, speaks incoherently, bites cop, in Porterville (California):

2015-06-15 - Naked man, 35, walks down street, gets arrested, in Louisville (Kentucky):

2015-06-16 - Naked man, 61, breaks into garage, pees on floor, in Hackensack (New Jersey):

2015-06-17 - Man strips naked on street, lays on ground, waves knife, gets arrested, in coastal Boston (Massachusetts):

2015-06-17 - Naked man tries to enter home, gets aggressive with cops, gets arrested, in Oklahoma City (Oklahoma):

2015-06-17 - Naked man bursts into tea garden, jumps in river, barks at dogs, in Grantchester (Britain):

2015-06-17 - Naked man and boy found in shed, man says someone chasing them to kill them, in Evansville (Indiana):

2015-06-18 - Mostly naked man tries to get in ambulance at 5 AM, attacks firefighters, gets tased, in Toledo (Ohio):

2015-06-18 - Naked man jumps in creek, threatens deputies, in Arock (Oregon):

2015-06-18 - Man strips naked on train, assaults rail staff, between Nottingham and Leicester (Britain):

2015-06-19 - Naked angry man runs around neighborhood in Yeovil (Britain):

2015-06-19 - Naked man tries to break into cars in coastal Bridgeport (Connecticut):

2015-06-19 - Naked woman crashes car into power pole at 1:30 AM along the Shoreline in coastal Seattle (Washington):

2015-06-20 - Man threatens people with sword along the Willamette River, gets beanbagged, police leave, in Portland (Oregon):

2015-06-20 - Man strips naked, strangles a goat and has sex with it, in Sharpeville (South Africa):

2015-06-23 - Naked man, 39, walks down street shouting 'Kill me', advances on cops, gets tased, in Fairview (New Jersey):

Note: Fairview is kinda sandwiched between the Hackensack River on the west and the Hudson River on the east. Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-06-24 - Man strips naked after causing disturbance at construction site in Lakewood (Ohio), near Lake Erie:

Quote: "At first, Wednesday's naked man was wearing khaki shorts, white socks, brown aviator-style sunglasses and blue boxer shorts. After causing a disturbance in a construction zone in Lakewood Park, he stripped off all his clothes, put his aviators down, and strolled towards the lakefront and...disappeared."

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area. Disappeared? I wonder if they'll find his corpse in the lake at some point...

2015-06-25 - Man yells and shouts, vomits, strips naked, breaks into home, in Rochester (Minnesota):

Quote: "Rochester police received multiple phone calls Thursday about a man causing disturbances — including swearing and shouting inside an insurance agency and vomiting in a parking ramp — before finding him, naked, inside a stranger's house. The calls started coming in about 2:15 p.m., but the man had always run away by the time the police were notified. Eventually, an officer spotted the man — who by then had taken off all his clothes — in the area near North Broadway Avenue and Riverview Heights Drive Northeast. A neighbor told police he saw the man go into a home; the couple who lived there didn't know him and left the home. The man continued to scream and talk to himself, according to scanner traffic; an officer outside the residence heard the man in the bathroom of the home. Police entered the house and found the man in the shower."

Note: About 1200 feet east of the Zumbro River. Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-06-25 - Man stabs two firefighters when they show up to help another man having 'medical problem' in coastal San Diego (California):

Quote: "Two San Diego firefighters were listed in stable condition at a hospital, a day after a bystander stabbed them multiple times as they were helping a man with a medical problem in the downtown area."

2015-06-27 - Man, 30, found naked on woman's porch in Evansville (Indiana), near the Ohio River:

Quote: "According to police, Adams 'had no explanation for why he was nude on a stranger’s porch' and denied taking drugs. Jail records indicate Adams’ address is 616 W. Tennessee St., which is about 300 feet from the home at which he was reportedly found sleeping."

2015-06-29 - Naked man regains consciousness in bathroom at Walmart just after 5 AM, gets dressed, says he has a bomb in backpack, in  San Marcos (Texas):

Quote: "The incident happened inside the store located at 1015 State Hwy. 80 near I-35 shortly after 5a.m. Officers with the San Marcos Police Department said they were initially called for a naked man found unconscious in the restroom. When they arrived, the man was apparently awake, clothed and standing outside the store. He told officers he had a bomb in a backpack. The man was taken into custody and the backpack was found."

2015-06-30 - Man crashes pickup into six cars, gets out, yells and screams, strips naked, gets arrested, in Longview (Texas):

Quote: "The suspect's vehicle wrecked near a car wash on Gilmer Road and witnesses said he exited the vehicle and ran toward the business yelling and screaming. After the collision, the suspect began to fight with his son, bystanders, and officers. Police say that during the fight, he attempted to take an officer's gun from the holster. Officers say the man took off his clothes behind the car wash and it took three officers to restrain the man and put him on a stretcher."

2015-06-30 - Man, 40, found naked in his closet, doesn't know how he got there, in Lake Highlands (Texas):

Quote: "Police said Thomas McManus, 40, looked around and asked aloud a question that the officers also had: 'How the hell did I end up in a closet naked?'"

2015-06-30 - Naked man, 33, assaults person at 12:56 AM, tries to break into home, charges cops, gets tased, in Tamaqua (Pennsylvania):

Quote: "Rush Township police were dispatched to 32 Ben Titus Road at 12:56 a.m. where a naked man was reportedly attempting to break into a house. On scene officers found Alexander Riotto, 33, of 27 Ben Titus Road, who seemed to be under the influence of an unknown narcotic. Neighbors said Riotto had assaulted one man and tried to get inside another neighbor's home. He did gain access to the neighbor's vehicle, then threatened to harm the man's wife and daughter. At one point he charged toward police, who used a stun gun to subdue him. He was then arrested."

Note: Right next to Still Creek and Still Creek Reservoir. Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-06-30 - Man, 23, crashes SUV, tries to steal another, strips naked, gets arrested, near North San Juan (California):

2015-06-30 - Man in his 50s strips naked and rides horse, gets injured, in Castlewellan Forest Park (Ireland), near the coast:

2015-06-30 - Naked man in his 30s found walking down street, arrested, in Wolverhampton (Britain):

No comments:

Post a Comment