Monday, September 1, 2014

2014 - AUG - Zombie Files




2014-08-29 - Naked man attacks woman jogger near Riverside Drive in Battle Creek (Michigan):
http://fox17online.com/2014/08/29/naked-man-attacks-jogger-pulls-her-to-the-ground/
http://woodtv.com/2014/08/29/police-jogger-attacked-by-naked-man/
http://www.cw7michigan.com/news/features/top-stories/stories/Jogger-assaulted-by-naked-man-in-Battle-Creek-.shtml
http://grandrapidscity.com/news/articles/police-jogger-attacked-by-naked-man

2014-08-28 - Man, 22, strips naked, gets on bike, crashes into car, runs around and yells in traffic, attacks cop, gets tasered, in Brisbane (Australia):
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2014/08/29/17/05/naked-man-shot-with-stun-gun-after-allegedly-attacking-female-cop
http://news.silobreaker.com/naked-man-stops-innercity-traffic-5_2268189277890281533
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-08-29/naked-man-tasered-after-assaulting-police-officer-brisbane/5705794
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/naked-man-punched-police-officer-20140829-109zqz.html
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-08-29/naked-man-tasered-after-allegedly-assaulting/5706270
https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/24848201/naked-man-tasered-after-allegedly-assaulting-police-officer-in-brisbanes-west-end/
http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/naked-man-on-bike-crashtackles-policewoman-is-then-tasered-in-west-end/story-fnihsrf2-1227041120350
http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/national/naked-man-on-bike-crashtackles-policewoman-is-then-tasered-in-west-end/story-fnii5v6u-1227041120350

2014-08-27 - Naked man runs around in traffic, shrugs off taser, in coastal Corpus Christi (Texas):
http://www.kztv10.com/news/people-behaving-badly-naked-man-roaming-corpus-christi-s-southside/

Quote: "John Rupolo obtained some video filmed by Mark Caruso that shows a naked man roaming and flagging down vehicles on Cimmarron and Saratoga. 'I've never seen anything like it,' said Caruso. Caruso said he began recording the naked man when he approached his vehicle. He was pleading for help. 'I still don't know what he wanted,' said Caruso. Caruso recorded the man getting taken down and restrained by a US Marshall and two EMT's. He was tazzed but that didn't seem to calm him down. He was eventually handcuffed and taken away."

2014-08-26 - Naked disoriented man found running down street at 1:58 AM in Vienna (Virginia):
http://www.insidenova.com/news/crime_police/fairfax/naked-disoriented-man-taken-in-for-evaluation-after-vienna-incident/article_ef3e8206-2d09-11e4-9c2f-0019bb2963f4.html

Quote: "A Vienna police officer was on patrol in the 100 block of Maple Avenue, W., on Aug. 15 at 1:58 a.m. when a concerned motorist flagged him down and informed him a naked man had been running down the street. Police found the man, who appeared extremely disoriented and in need of medical treatment. Two Vienna police officers transported the man to an area hospital for treatment."

Note: How do you treat a naked guy? 'Sir, take two pieces of clothing and call me in the morning.'

2014-08-25 - Man, 56, rams pickup into two cars, jumps on vehicles, bites cop, on the George Washington Bridge in coastal New York City (New York):
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/driver-loses-bridge-article-1.1916147

Quote: "When cops responded to the crazy scene, the nut hopped over a barrier and ran into oncoming traffic. He flailed his arms, kicked and bit the cop who caught up with and arrested him, officials said."

2014-08-25 - Naked man, 27, beats cars and fights people at 12:30 AM at hemp festival in Provolt (Oregon):
http://www.mtv.com/news/1912637/naked-guy-violent-rampage-hemp-festival/
http://koin.com/2014/08/25/naked-man-at-hemp-fest-arrested-for-fighting-vandalism/
http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Police-Naked-man-fought-beat-cars-at-hemp-fest-272635981.html
http://www.katu.com/news/local/Police-Naked-man-fought-beat-cars-at-hemp-fest-272619561.html
http://www.kptv.com/story/26365306/police-naked-man-damaged-cars-kicked-officers-at-oregon-hemp-festival
http://blogs.seattletimes.com/today/2014/08/police-naked-man-fought-beat-cars-at-oregon-hemp-fest/
http://www.policeone.com/bizarre/articles/7502277-Naked-Ore-man-attacks-cars-cop-in-rampage-at-hemp-fest/

Note: 6'3" and 250 pounds of rampaging naked guy!

2014-08-24 - Half-naked man, 57, says he's the Messiah at 4 AM, attacks people, gets dumped out of car, in Pennsport area of Philadelphia (Pennsylvania):
http://www.dailyitem.com/news/state/article_ed5e9c98-935c-5f30-9025-182a374807f0.html
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Half-Naked-Man-Thrown-From-Moving-Car-272469381.html
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/breaking/20140825_Half-naked_assaulter_won_t_be_charged.html
http://6abc.com/news/police-naked-man-thrown-from-car-in-south-philadelphia/278640/
http://www.abc27.com/story/26357587/police-naked-pa-man-wont-be-charged
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2014/08/24/half-naked-messiah-causes-problems-on-columbus-boulevard/

Note: This area is right next to the Delaware River, same as the parked tour buses for Styx and Foreigner that went up in flames near here (2014-07-02), and the transit bus that burst into flame near here (2014-08-19)...

2014-08-24 - Naked man runs through yards, fights with people, in Brockton (Massachusetts):
http://www.enterprisenews.com/article/20140824/NEWS/140828136

2014-08-24 - Naked man runs around near houses at 12:45 AM in Rockford (Illinois), near the Rock River:
http://rockfordscanner.com/2014/08/25/another-naked-man-running-around-rockford/

2014-08-24 - Naked man goes running down Columbia Avenue in West Hempfield Township (Pennsylvania):
http://lancasteronline.com/news/local/naked-man-seen-jogging-along-columbia-avenue/article_c5808b5c-2c65-11e4-8690-0017a43b2370.html

2014-08-23 - Naked man craps and pisses on walls and objects just after 3 AM at business in Spartanburg (South Carolina):
http://www.wspa.com/story/26356661/police-naked-man-arrested-in-room-covered-with-feces-urine
http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/26355929/man-charged-after-police-find-him-naked-in-damaged-feces-covered-room

2014-08-21 - Naked woman, 34, climbs flagpole, throws stuff off building, in Portland (Oregon):
http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Naked-woman-climbs-downtown-Portland-flagpole-272195021.html
http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2014/08/naked_woman_climbs_downtown_po.html

2014-08-20 - Naked man, 23, found wandering around at 3:45 AM at welcome center in St. Martin Parish (Louisiana), near the coast:
http://www.katc.com/news/deputies-man-arrested-for-walking-around-naked-at-welcome-center/
http://planet1051.com/man-arrested-in-st-martin-parish-for-walking-around-naked-at-welcome-center/

2014-08-20 - Naked man walks down Fox Bow Drive in Bel Air (Maryland), near the coast:
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/harford/belair/ph-ag-copnews-0822-20140821,0,3382407.story?page=3

2014-08-19 - Maryland State Police trooper, man, found naked in bar in Jarrettsville, near coastal Baltimore (Maryland):
http://news.yahoo.com/maryland-trooper-suspended-accused-being-naked-bar-202106016.html
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/state-trooper-suspended-as-naked-incidents-increase-in-us/article20147031/
http://wdez.com/news/articles/2014/aug/20/maryland-trooper-suspended-after-accused-of-being-naked-in-bar/
http://www.intelligencer.ca/2014/08/20/maryland-cop-accused-of-being-naked-in-bar
http://www.forterietimes.ca/2014/08/20/maryland-cop-accused-of-being-naked-in-bar

Quote: "The incident is the most recent in a spate involving naked people around the country."

Quote: "Elsewhere in the United States, there appears to be an uptick in crimes committed by nude people, according to media reports. Police arrested a screaming naked man with a 4-foot sword outside a housing complex Saturday in Jacksonville, Florida, according to several news reports. In Northern California, an impaired man crashed his truck Sunday and promptly got out of the vehicle and disrobed, California Highway Patrol said."

Note: Hydrogen sulfide is neurotoxic and is affecting peoples' neurologies (their brains), which is causing all kinds of bizarre and irrational behavior. It also makes at least some people heat up, so they strip naked to cool off, even in the depths of winter. As the atmospheric contamination intensifies, there will be more of this; it's already obviously escalating. I see why law enforcement had 'anti-zombie' training in California a year or two ago: we can't let insane, violent and often naked people just rampage around hurting other people whose brains are still at least semi-functional...

2014-08-17 - Naked man found in Jeep unconscious, wakes up, drives off, gets apprehended then dies, in San Antonio (Texas):
http://www.kens5.com/story/news/local/2014/08/17/naked-man-taken-into-police-custody/14200715/
http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Man-who-crashed-trying-to-flee-police-dies-5694493.php
http://news4sanantonio.com/news/features/top-stories/stories/naked-man-causes-2-crashes-at-i35eisenhaur-14541.shtml
http://www.foxsanantonio.com/news/features/top-stories/stories/breaking-news-major-accident-blocking-traffic-at-i35eisenhauer-5802.shtml
http://www.woai.com/articles/woai-local-news-sponsored-by-five-star-cleaners-119078/half-naked-man-dies-after-being-tazed-by-police-12677753/

Quote: "Police found the man naked and passed out in the front seat of a Jeep at I-35 near Eisenhauer and called medical personnel to the scene, they said. While medical personnel were treating the man, he came to and refused treatment, police said. The man then jumped into the Jeep and took off, running over the gurney medical personnel were treating him on. The man dragged the gurney behind the Jeep before he attempted to make a u-turn and crashed into another vehicle, police said. He was then taken into police custody. He was later pronounced dead at San Antonio Military Medical Center, SAPD said."

Note: People poisoned by hydrogen sulfide will often do crazy things (if it doesn't knock them dead) since it's neurotoxic and damages the brain, among other things. People so afflicted will often not live very long. They are stripping naked because hydrogen sulfide can cause your body to heat up, as Jenkem users have noted. People poisoned by hydrogen sulfide may also act and look as if they're 'on drugs'. In a sense, they ARE on drugs - a chemical that affects the brain. I've seen this numerous times now, where a person, frequently naked, does some crazy sh#t and then dies shortly later. You are most likely to be poisoned similarly yourself in the wee hours and when in, near or downwind of low-lying areas...

2014-08-17 - Man crashes pickup, strips naked, runs wildly through traffic on Highway 101 in Petaluma (California):
http://www.pressdemocrat.com/home/2544578-181/man-crashes-gets-naked-then
http://www.ktvu.com/news/news/crime-law/naked-man-briefly-shuts-down-hwy-101-traffic-petal/ng4bB/
http://www.seattlepi.com/news/crime/article/Naked-man-arrested-on-Northern-California-freeway-5694548.php
http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2014/08/17/naked-man-arrested-on-northern-california-freeway/
http://www.marinij.com/marinnews/ci_26355264/chp-naked-man-traffic-blocks-northbound-highway-101
http://www.sfgate.com/news/crime/article/Naked-man-arrested-on-Northern-California-freeway-5694548.php
http://patch.com/california/napa-valley/naked-man-briefly-shuts-down-traffic-hwy-101
http://www.livermore.com/story/Naked-Man-Briefly-Shuts-Down/1990447

Quote: "Eventually the vehicle, a 2013 silver Chevy pickup truck, crashed into a guard rail. According to the CHP, the driver then got out of the truck and took off all his clothes. Arriving officers used Tazers in order to take the man into custody. The man has been identified by the CHP as 25-year-old Jon Leonard of Hawthorne."

2014-08-16 - Naked man armed with sword yells and charges people at apartments in coastal Mayport, Jacksonville (Florida):
http://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/news/naked-sword-wielding-man-subdued-mayport/ng4J8/
http://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/news/local/naked-sword-wielding-man-subdued-mayport/ng4Mg/
http://ksn.com/2014/08/17/naked-man-brandishing-sword-threatens-apartment-residents/
http://www.okcfox.com/story/26302138/sword-wielding-naked-man-terrorizes-florida-apartment-complex
http://www.myarklamiss.com/story/d/story/naked-sword-wielding-man-subdued-in-florida/28174/eSk8pdN-6EeHCHxgyWg70w

Quote: "Jacob Jaquett was startled as he was trying to help a friend move in Mayport. He saw a naked man with a 3 to 4 foot sword. 'I was honestly kind of scared because I didn't know what he had with him or what was going on,' Jaquett said. He says the man charged at people and screamed at them, as seen in viewer-submitted video."

2014-08-15 - Naked man, 21, runs around, masturbates on street, drives away, gets caught, in coastal Fort Walton Beach (Florida):
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/strange/sfl-flduh-naked-masturbated-street-20140814,0,5259030.story
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/florida-man-accused-masturbating-running-naked-str/ng3dT/

2014-08-15 - Naked man, 32, robs bank, gets caught, in Rockford (Illinois), near the Rock River:
http://rockrivertimes.com/2014/08/15/police-man-robbed-rockford-bank-naked-spit-on-officer/
http://www.wifr.com/home/headlines/Man-Robs-Downtown-Rockford-Bank-Naked-271436431.html
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-cops-rockford-man-tried-to-rob-bank-while-naked-20140816-story.html
http://fox10tv.com/2014/08/16/man-attempts-bank-robbery-while-naked/

2014-08-14 - Man talks incoherently, strips naked, burns down building, in Ranau on the island of Borneo (Malaysia):
http://www.thestar.com.my/News/Nation/2014/08/14/Amok-Naked-Story/
http://www.allvoices.com/news/17657878-amok-naked-man-burns-down-workers-quarters-in-ranau

Quote: "The 53-year-old man appeared to have suffered psychological problems just before the incident by stripping naked and demanding his fellow workers to beat him up at Kampung Mindohuon Lama some 200kms from the city. Witnesses said the man had been walking around in front of the workers quarters and talking incoherently before suddenly stripping off all his clothes. His fellow workers tried to subdue him when he started shouting asking to be beaten up. After appearing to have quietened down, the man was left on his own. The man then grabbed a container filled with petrol and doused the wooden quarters with it before setting it on fire."

2014-08-13 - Naked man found in the Des Moines River in Des Moines (Iowa):
http://whotv.com/2014/08/13/man-goes-over-des-moines-river-dam-downtown/
http://www.kcci.com/news/witness-reports-man-went-over-downtown-dam/27457292
http://www.kwwl.com/story/26274521/2014/08/13/naked-man-pulled-from-des-moines-river
http://www.kcrg.com/subject/news/public-safety/rescuers-pull-naked-man-from-river-in-des-moines-20140813

2014-08-12 - Naked man goes to store, dances, tries to enter car, punches man, screams he's going to Vegas, in coastal Wilmington (North Carolina):
http://www.wect.com/story/26259884/update-police-search-for-naked-man-after-strange-altercation-at-gas-station
http://www.kptv.com/story/26259884/update-police-search-for-naked-man-after-strange-altercation-at-gas-station
http://www.kfvs12.com/story/26259884/update-police-search-for-naked-man-after-strange-altercation-at-gas-station
http://www.wistv.com/story/26259884/update-police-search-for-naked-man-after-strange-altercation-at-gas-station
http://www.wilmington.net/news/75803/police-search-for-naked-man-accused-of-punching-another-man/

Quote: "Wilmington Police are searching for a naked man after responding to reports that he punched someone Tuesday morning. According to police, a naked man walked into the Scotchman near Kerr Avenue and Wilshire Boulevard and tried to dance with women in the store. The man then walked towards a car and tried to get into it. The owner of the vehicle approached the naked man who then screamed he's going to Vegas."

2014-08-12 - Naked man on the tracks delays passenger train near Milton Keynes (Britain):
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/trains-delayed-after-reports-naked-4041684
http://travel.aol.co.uk/2014/08/13/naked-man-train-tracks-delays-milton-keynes/
http://www.miltonkeynes.co.uk/news/local/naked-man-causes-rail-delays-1-6236326
http://www.mkweb.co.uk/Tweets-declare-naked-man-Milton-Keynes-line/story-22715179-detail/story.html
http://www.uk.in-cafe.eu/index.php/post/6/46190-trains-delayed-after-reports-of-a-naked-man-on-the-tracks

Quote: "A number of passengers travelling with Virgin Trains tweeted that a naked man was on the line close to Milton Keynes and Bletchley shortly after 4pm..."

2014-08-11 - Naked man, 51, found standing near car in Mt. Airy Forest (Ohio):
http://www.kpho.com/story/21916778/naked-man-arrested-in-mt-airy-forest

Note: This man wins the Giant Forehead Of The Week Award!

2014-08-10 - Naked man found walking along Hancock Avenue in coastal Bridgeport (Connecticut):
http://www.doingitlocal.com/2014/08/bridgeport-news-naked-man-2/

2014-08-09 - Naked man runs through Greenwich Village, gets arrested, in coastal Manhattan (New York):
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/naked-man-left-handcuffed-ground-greenwich-village-article-1.1898420

2014-08-07 - Naked man, 28, runs down Gander Green Lane, gets arrested, in Sutton (Britain):
http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/11397986.Fence_hopping_naked_man_feels_the_long_arm_of_the_law/
http://www.thisislocallondon.co.uk/news/londonnews/11397986.Fence_hopping_naked_man_feels_the_long_arm_of_the_law/

2014-08-06 - Young man found naked in woods, doesn't remember how he got there, in Deer Field Estates (Georgia):
http://www.northwestgeorgianews.com/polkfishwrap/news/local/police-chase-naked-man-through-field/article_0ef5c050-1cca-11e4-aed7-001a4bcf6878.html

Quote: "Tyler Farrister told the officer his name, but didn’t know where he was nor did he know how long he had been in the woods. Farrister said he was being chased by aliens who were 'shooting at him with their zapping guns.'"

2014-08-03 - Naked man, 31, masturbates then falls into the Willamette River in Oregon City (Oregon):
http://www.kptv.com/story/26195152/police-naked-man-touching-himself-falls-in-river-rescued-arrested
http://koin.com/2014/08/04/naked-man-at-river-faces-felony-indecency-charge/

2014-08-03 - Naked man, 53, flees cops on ATV, gets caught, in North Vernon (Indiana):
http://www.tribtown.com/view/local_story/Report-of-naked-man-on-four-wh_1407200412

2014-08-02 - Naked man stabs himself, spits blood at cops, on Carolina Beach Road near Monkey Junction (North Carolina):
http://www.wect.com/story/26181546/naked-man-arrested-charged-with-spitting-blood-at-deputies
http://myfox8.com/2014/08/03/naked-man-arrested-accused-of-spitting-blood-at-nc-deputy/

2014-08-01 - Man, 31, breaks into home, gets naked and goes to sleep, in Albuquerque (New Mexico):
http://www.kob.com/article/stories/S3518069.shtml?cat=516
http://www.disclosurenewsonline.com/2014/08/02/naked-man-breaks-into-home-takes-nap-cops/#sthash.5tol6x1y.dpbs

Note: I'd have been scared to find him naked in my bed too!

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