Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Event Update For 2014-08-26

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Corpses In Low-Lying Areas

2014-08-26 - Man in his 40s drops dead in carpark in coastal Exmouth (Britain):

2014-08-26 - Man in his 40s drops dead at home in coastal Exmouth (Britain), within 30 mins of the guy who dropped dead in the carpark:

Quote: "Officers say they are not treating either death as suspicious and are preparing a file for the coroner in both cases. They also confirmed that that the two deaths were unrelated."

Note: They haven't eliminated hydrogen sulfide poisoning in either case, so it is impossible for them to 'confirm' that these deaths are unrelated. I have no doubt that they want you to think that though. Gotta keep people oblivious as long as possible - that seems to be the goal of governments now. If that means lying to you until you're dead, I guess they're okay with that. If you're okay with that too then you need do nothing except keep your mouth shut, don't tell others, and wait your turn to drop dead or go insane or burn to death or whatever. Your call there...

2014-08-26 - Home destroyed by explosion in Independence (Missouri):

Quote: "Witnesses in the neighborhood said moments after the explosion there was a huge plume of white smoke and a bad smell. However, neighbors said they didn't smell anything unusual before the explosion."

Note: Unless they checked for hydrogen sulfide and/or methane then they can't rule out either or both being the cause of the explosion, which then ruptured the gas line, instead of gas leaking from the line and causing the explosion. Nobody smelled anything BEFORE the explosion, only AFTER it. And obviously no gas leak has caused ANY of the home explosions at homes that have had no gas service at all, so assuming that THIS home explosion is any different from THOSE home explosions is one Olympic-caliber example of jumping to conclusions, which competent fire investigators don't do...

2014-08-26 - Supermarket explodes and burns, building collapses, nearby cars lifted, in Virrey del Pino suburb of coastal Buenos Aires (Argentina), 2 killed, 12+ injured:

Quote: "An explosion at a supermarket has killed at least two people and injured 12 others in Argentina, emergency services officials said Tuesday. Buenos Aires provincial emergency services director Patricia Spinelli told the Todo Noticias channel that other people could be trapped in the debris following Tuesday's blast."

2014-08-26 - Petroleum tank explodes near hospital in Madinah (Saudi Arabia), 5 killed:

2014-08-26 - Recycling facility hit by fire in Roseville (California):

2014-08-26 - Electrical substation hit by explosion and fire before 3 AM in Statesboro (Georgia), blackouts ensue:

Quote: "An early morning explosion and subsequent fire at a Georgia Power relay station … knocked out power to most of the southern part of the city, including Georgia Southern University..."

2014-08-26 - Transformer explodes on pole, takes out other poles, in Watertown (Massachusetts), near the Charles River:

2014-08-26 - Transformer bursts into flame, fire spreads to home, in Coryell County (Texas):

2014-08-26 - Transformer bursts into flame on pole in Etobicoke (Canada):

2014-08-26 - Passenger ship 'Tärnan' destroyed by fire near the island of Söderöra (Sweden):

Quote: "In the evening of Aug 24, 2014, the Swedish Coast Guard put out a large fires on the 'Tärnan' at Söderöra in the Roslagens archipelago. The Coast Guard dispatched the two ships 'KBV 315' and 'KBV 311' to assist the fire department with fire fighting. The fire spread quickly, and the extensive fire-fighting operations took more than seven hours. The boat was completely engulfed in flames. Fortunately, there were no people on board. The passenger boat was, however, destroyed."

2014-08-26 - Naval ship bursts into flame while docked in coastal Chittagong (Bangladesh):

2014-08-26 - Yacht explodes, burns and sinks off the coast near Seaham, County Durham (Britain):

2014-08-26 - Transit bus bursts into flame at the Eaton Fair Shopping Centre in Eaton (Australia):

2014-08-26 - Transit bus bursts into flame on street in Wing (Britain):

2014-08-26 - Tanker truck bursts into flame on the Alaska Highway near Farmington (Alaska):

Quote: "One firefighter at the scene, who arrived by helicopter, chalked the incident up to 'bad luck.'"

Note: 'What wiped out human civilization on Earth, Mommy?' 'It was just bad luck, dear.'

2014-08-26 - Tanker truck bursts into flame at 4:30 AM on I-75 near Monroe (Ohio):

2014-08-26 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on North Bluff Street in St George (Utah):

2014-08-26 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on the A27 Chichester Bypass (Britain):

2014-08-26 - Hay truck bursts into flame in Woodstock (Vermont):

2014-08-26 - Box truck bursts into flame on US 190 near Eunice (Louisiana):

2014-08-26 - RV bursts into flame while parked on Shell Road in Jamestown (California):

2014-08-26 - RV bursts into flame at caravan park in Crimdon, near coastal Hartlepool (Britain):

2014-08-26 - Two postal vans go up in flames while parked at facility in Lincolnwood (Illinois):

2014-08-26 - Van and car burst into flame while parked at home, home scorched too, in Cranston (Canada):

2014-08-26 - Van bursts into flame at intersection near school in Arizona City (Arizona):

2014-08-26 - SUV bursts into flame on Route 422 in Upper Providence Township (Pennsylvania):

2014-08-26 - Pickup truck bursts into flame on Outer Ring Road in coastal St. John's (Canada):

2014-08-26 - Fifteen cars damaged or destroyed by fire at 12:30 AM while parked in impound lot in coastal Edgewater (Florida):

Quote: "Officials say the fire started inside a Chevy HHR parked in the lot, which caught 14 other cars, trucks, and SUVs on fire, destroying eight and damaging the rest."

Note: People still park vehicles next to other vehicles?!

2014-08-26 - Several cars go up in flames while parked at Kia dealership in Evansville (Indiana):

2014-08-26 - Car bursts into flame while parked near movie theater in Dublin (California):

2014-08-26 - Car bursts into flame at 5:55 AM while parked at home in Topeka (Kansas):

2014-08-26 - Car bursts into flame while parked at store in Glendale (Arizona):

2014-08-26 - Car bursts into flame at home, fire spreads to home, in coastal Tampa (Florida), 8 people homeless:

Quote: "When firefighters arrived, they found a car in a carport was on fire and fully engulfed in flames and spread to the home."

2014-08-26 - Car bursts into flame at 5:24 AM on Highway 101 near Menlo Park (California), 6-vehicle pileup mentioned too:

2014-08-26 - Car bursts into flame on street in Ogden (Utah):

2014-08-26 - Car bursts into flame at auto shop in Crystal Lake (Illinois):

2014-08-26 - Car bursts into flame on Marshall Street in coastal Rockport (Massachusetts):

2014-08-26 - Car bursts into flame on street on the island of Saint Lucia:

2014-08-26 - In separate incidents, two cars burst into flame in three days in Lancing (Britain):

2014-08-26 - Car and RV trailer burst into flame near the Tyne Tunnel, near coastal North Shields (Britain):

2014-08-26 - Car bursts into flame on the A500 near Shavington, Crewe (Britain):

2014-08-26 - Car bursts into flame near the A361 in South Molton (Britain):

2014-08-26 - Car bursts into flame at 5:44 AM in carpark on Avalon Close in Beacon Heath, Exeter (Britain):

2014-08-26 - Car bursts into flame on the A483 near Wrexham (Britain):

2014-08-26 - Car bursts into flame on Plymouth Road in Kingsbridge (Britain):

2014-08-26 - Car bursts into flame on the A380 at Telegraph Hill (Britain):

2014-08-26 - Vehicle bursts into flame while parked at home on Sanderstown Road in Trappe (Maryland):

2014-08-26 - Vehicle bursts into flame on I-29 near Sioux Falls (South Dakota):

2014-08-26 - Vehicle bursts into flame before 7 AM on I-71 in Hamilton County (Ohio):

2014-08-26 - Vehicle bursts into flame at Route 611 and Knob Road in Mount Pocono (Pennsylvania):

2014-08-26 - Vehicle bursts into flame on Route 447 in Barrett Township (Pennsylvania):

2014-08-26 - Riding mower bursts into flame inside barn in Emporia (Kansas):

2014-08-26 - RV trailer bursts into flame while being towed on I-15 in Cajon Pass (California):

Quote: "A truck hauling a trailer attempted to exit the freeway off ramp when for unknown reasons the travel trailer erupted into flames, causing the driver to immediately stop the on the off ramp and exit the vehicle. The driver was able to detach the trailer from the truck just in time to keep the fire from spreading to the truck. The trailer and all of its contents were a complete loss."

2014-08-26 - RV trailer explodes and burns at 3:30 AM at Suncoast Caravan Park in coastal Ulladulla (Australia):

2014-08-26 - Farm machinery bursts into flame, ignites field near school, in Almondbank (Scotland):

2014-08-26 - Truck and workshop destroyed by fire at 1:45 AM, two homes damaged, in Colleton County (South Carolina):

2014-08-26 - Car and garage destroyed by fire at home in Webster Groves (Missouri):

2014-08-26 - Motorcycle and garage destroyed by fire at home in Beloit (Wisconsin):

2014-08-26 - Auto shop erupts in flame at 12:30 AM on Ocean Avenue in coastal San Francisco (California):

Quote: "When we arrived, we had heavy fire in an auto repair/gas station and a two-story apartment house adjacent to it..."

2014-08-26 - Barn, farm machinery and hay destroyed by fire near Buhler (Kansas):

Note: Buhler? Buhler? Anyone?

2014-08-26 - Wildfire erupts near Bass Lake (California):

2014-08-26 - Wildfire burns for weeks on the Apostle Islands in Lake Superior near Bayfield (Wisconsin):

2014-08-26 - Commercial building and eight businesses destroyed by massive blaze in Houston (Texas):

Quote: "The converted warehouse on Perez St. housed some eight businesses. Workers tried to save what they could, even using a forklift to haul out pallets of supplies, furniture, toys and other items. Las Tres BBB is a construction material company and the lumber and wood products inside helped fuel the flames."

Note: Yeah, good thing they saved a bunch of pallets. Hope they saved some buckets of rusty nails too!

2014-08-26 - Roof bursts into flame at Macy's at Garden State Plaza mall in Paramus (New Jersey):

2014-08-26 - Garage bursts into flame at home in Wausau (Wisconsin):

2014-08-26 - Garage and shed destroyed by fire near Stone Lake (Wisconsin):

2014-08-26 - Home damaged by fire at 3 AM in Fort Worth (Texas):

2014-08-26 - Home destroyed by fire on Seven Springs Road in Monroe (New York), nobody there:

2014-08-26 - Two homes destroyed by fire at 11 PM in Fort Smith (Arkansas):

Quote: "This is the second fire at this area this week, and the fire marshal is investigating if they are related."

Note: I hope he has a time machine so he can go back in time and see what was in the atmosphere in the hours and days prior to both of the fires, because otherwise he'll never be able to rule out the effect of flammable gases in the atmosphere...

2014-08-26 - Six row homes go up in flames in Mahanoy City (Pennsylvania):

2014-08-26 - Vacant home burns in coastal St. Petersburg (Florida):

2014-08-26 - Vacant commissary building goes up in flames on coastal Mare Island in Vallejo (California):

Note: A metal recycling business just burned on Mare Island, mentioned in the 2014-08-22 update. Not long before that, an old military barracks was destroyed by a huge fire on Mare Island, mentioned in the 2014-08-10 update...

2014-08-26 - Vacant Thompson River Caravan Park destroyed by explosions and fire near the coast in Australia:

Quote: "The CFA put out four fires at the disused Thompson River Caravan Park, after explosions were heard. Sale CFA told the ABC two caravans were destroyed."

2014-08-26 - Fish dying, trying to beach themselves, in Mill River in coastal New Haven (Connecticut):

Quote: "The Mill River near the Humphrey Street bridge has offered a disturbing view over the last days. Hundreds of silver-colored fish either float belly up on the river’s surface or flail wildly in the shallow water near its banks. Some even appear as though they are trying to beach themselves."

2014-08-26 - Massive fish kill hits lake in Dalworthington Gardens (Texas):

2014-08-26 - Thousands of fish washing ashore dead in coastal Dammam (Saudi Arabia):

2014-08-26 - Two men, 60 and 61, go fishing, next seen dead in the water at Bird Island near coastal Galveston (Texas):

Quote: "Boat crews from the Jamaica Beach Fire Department and Galveston Police Marine Division found the 18-foot vessel near Bird Island at about 4:30 a.m., but could not approach it because of shallow water."

Quote: "The search for an overdue boat ended Tuesday with the recovery of the bodies of two men who apparently drowned near San Luis Pass, officials said. The men, aged 60 and 61, both of Houston, appeared to have been wade-fishing in shallow water near Bird Island before they were reported missing..."

2014-08-26 - Person found burned to death in burning SUV in the wee hours along I-35 near Davis (Oklahoma):

2014-08-26 - College student, man, drops dead in dorm room at university in Boulder (Colorado):

2014-08-26 - College student, man, 19, has seizure, collapses into lake and dies, at Lower St. Regis Lake in Brighton (New York):

2014-08-26 - Man, 42, slumps over dead inside his vehicle at Kohl's in coastal Port Orange (Florida):,0,3515963.story

Quote: "Lehman, 42, was found behind the wheel of a vehicle parked outside of Kohl's, 1682 Taylor Road, just before 9:30 p.m. The vehicle had its lights on and the engine was running."

2014-08-26 - Boy, 13, disappears while swimming, next seen dead in the Great Miami River in Trenton (Ohio):

2014-08-26 - Boy, 15, found dead in canal in Gilbert (Arizona):

2014-08-26 - Man jumps in the water, never resurfaces, next seen dead in Lake Mohave (Arizona):

2014-08-26 - Middle-aged man found dead in the Susquehanna River in Lancaster County (Pennsylvania):

2014-08-26 - Man, 68, found dead in Otisco Lake near Amber Beach Road in Amber (New York):

2014-08-26 - Woman, 51, drops dead outside pub in Clifton Park (New York):

2014-08-26 - Man, 21, found dead at home on the island of Ko Phi Phi (Thailand), near coastal Phuket:

Note: British guy moved to this island because he liked the movie 'The Beach'. That doesn't seem to have worked out too well. Plenty of mysterious deaths have occurred in and near Phuket...

2014-08-26 - Woman in her 30s found dead in creek in Westmead area of coastal Sydney (Australia):

2014-08-26 - Man in his 40s found dead in the water near Collyer Quay in coastal Singapore:

2014-08-26 - Woman, 31, found dead in the Rideau River near Carleton University in Ottawa (Canada):

2014-08-26 - Man, 76, found dead in swimming pool at home in coastal Owen Sound (Canada):

2014-08-26 - Driver has 'medical issue', school bus veers off road, hits tree, in Houston (Texas), 20 injured:

Quote: "However several students said the driver seemed to have some kind of physical or medical issue moments before the crash. 'All I saw was like, her legs go up and fall,' said student Evelyn Rodriguez. '(I) saw her collapse,' another student said."

2014-08-26 - Fighter jet crashes and burns in Komotini (Greece), pilot ejects:

2014-08-26 - Small plane takes off then crashes into trucks and bursts into flame, in Chehalis (Washington), 1 killed:

2014-08-26 - Small plane makes emergency landing at Wiley Post Airport (Oklahoma), landing gear problems:!bKWIO6

2014-08-26 - Small plane crashes at Manda Bay in coastal Lamu (Kenya):

2014-08-26 - Float plane crashes into the ocean off the coast of Vancouver Island (Canada):

2014-08-26 - UN cargo helicopter crashes near Bentiu (South Sudan), 3 killed:

2014-08-26 - Freight train hits tractor trailer near Sherwood (Oregon):

2014-08-26 - Passenger bus veers across median, hits truck head-on, near Jiuquan (China), 15 killed, many injured:

Quote: "The accident occurred when the bus crossed the central divider of the road and ploughed directly into the truck near Jiuquan city in Gansu province."

2014-08-26 - Passenger bus veers off road and rolls down hill in Himachal Pradesh (India), 1 killed, 17 injured:

2014-08-26 - Two minibuses plunge into canal in Luxor (Egypt), at least 19 killed:

Quote: "It comes less than a week after at least 38 people were killed and dozens injured when two buses collided in Egypt's Sinai peninsula."

2014-08-26 - Tanker truck overturns, bursts into flame, on I-10 in coastal New Orleans (Louisiana), 1 injured:

Quote: "A tanker carrying 8,600 gallons of gasoline burst into flames Tuesday after it overturned on  Interstate 10."

2014-08-26 - Tractor trailer crashes on bridge, dangles off, on I-25 near Loveland (Colorado):

2014-08-26 - Tractor trailer crashes at bridge near Harbor Island in coastal Seattle (Washington):

2014-08-26 - Tractor trailer slams into bridge support on I-85 in Durham County (North Carolina), 1 killed:

2014-08-26 - Tractor trailer veers off road, plows into restaurant, in Whaplode, Lincolnshire (Britain):

2014-08-26 - Pickup truck and SUV collide head-on, in Redmond (Washington), 2 killed:

2014-08-26 - Pickup truck slams into man fleeing bee, in Grand Forks (North Dakota), 1 injured:

2014-08-26 - Car veers over centerline, hits landcaping truck head-on, in East Meadow (New York), 2 killed:

2014-08-26 - Car veers over centerline, hits minivan head-on, in the Town of Breed (Wisconsin), 2 killed:

2014-08-26 - Car and SUV collide at 6:15 AM in Houston (Texas), 2 injured:

2014-08-26 - Car veers over centerline, hits pickup head-on, near Comanche (Oklahoma), 2 killed:

2014-08-26 - Car veers over centerline, hits car head-on, near Port Perry (Canada), 2 killed:

2014-08-26 - Car veers over centerline, hits car head-on, in Bibra Lake (Australia), 1 killed, 1 injured:

2014-08-26 - Car veers over centerline, hits car head-on, in coastal New Bern (North Carolina), 4 injured:

2014-08-26 - Naked disoriented man found running down street at 1:58 AM in Vienna (Virginia):

Quote: "A Vienna police officer was on patrol in the 100 block of Maple Avenue, W., on Aug. 15 at 1:58 a.m. when a concerned motorist flagged him down and informed him a naked man had been running down the street. Police found the man, who appeared extremely disoriented and in need of medical treatment. Two Vienna police officers transported the man to an area hospital for treatment."

Note: How do you treat a naked guy? 'Sir, take two pieces of clothing and call me in the morning.'

2014-08-26 - Leopard attacks and injures woman, she fights it for half an hour and kills it, in Uttarakhand (India):

Quote: "She said she managed to smash some of the animal's teeth during the struggle. 'I fought head on with it for almost half an hour. Then I came to know it was dead,' she told reporters from hospital in the nearby town of Srinagar Garhwal. Doctors were surprised she had survived."

2014-08-26 - Volcano Sabancaya erupts explosively in Peru:

2014-08-26 - Water that smells of 'rotten eggs' plagues residents in Humble (Texas):

Quote: "Something stinks inside the Claytons Corner subdivision in Humble. 'It's kind of disgusting, the smell of it,' said homeowner Lori Brussart. It's the water flowing through the pipes and into the homes. 'Sometimes the smell comes out skunky, smells like rotten eggs sometimes, it's so bad,' said homeowner Robert Orr."

Quote: "The company admits the smell of the water has been different, but say it's safe to drink. Neighbors say if it is, then they should drink it first. 'I don't think they'd drink it at all,' said Orr."

Note: Yeah, 'rotten egg' smell? I don't think I'd be drinking or even touching that water...

2014-08-26 - Possible sewage leak closes 14 beaches in the New Territories districts of Tuen Mun and Tsuen Wan (China):

2014-08-26 - Guatemala suffers severe drought, state of emergency declared in 16 of 22 provinces:

2014-08-26 - Worldwide trash-burning significantly worsens air pollution:

2014-08-26 - Anaconda has 'virgin birth', gives birth to three baby anacondas, at safari park in Worcestershire (Britain):

Quote: "The arrival of three baby anacondas at West Midlands Safari Park is being heralded as a 'miraculous virgin birth' by staff. Reptile handlers at the park believe they are the first snakes of their kind ever to be born in captivity, without any help from a male. The scientific name for the births is parthenogenesis, which is literally Greek for 'virgin birth'."


  1. Oh man Jonny - what a horrifying post THIS one is! Geez Louise, we got an overturned gasoline tanker truck spilling and igniting THOUSANDS of gallons of gas on the highway; we got ANOTHER impound lot going up in flames (who gone pay fa dat?); fires all over the place - vehicles (some with the driver still in it), homes, businesses, and an island that won't stop burnin'; we got crashes all over the place; we got some GREAT NAMES of places - how about WRECK - EM and FUCK IT for some super ironic names for crap to happen in?; we got a tough lady beatin' up and killin' a freakin' tiger!; and the beginning of a new SNAKE RELIGION - hey, virgin birth! c'mon - don't be 'species-ist'!

    It's clear that things are going down hill faster every week now.

    Catch up with you in a little.


  2. Ebola, attacking bees, brain-eating amoebas, volcanoes - where do you get one of those drag-you-to-safety dogs, cuz we might all need one of those!