Event Update For 2017-05-15

http://jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com/2012/02/jumping-jack-flash-hypothesis-its-gas.html

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Fires And Explosions

2017-05-15 - Motor parts factory damaged by explosion and fire in Eltmann (Germany), 13 injured:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/database/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=EX-20170515-58228-DEU
http://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3563703/several-injured-after-schaeffler-factory-explosion-in-eltmann-in-germany/
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-schaeffler-blast-idUSKCN18B1DL

2017-05-15 - Chemical factory devastated by huge blaze at midnight in Ghaziabad (India):
http://www.ndtv.com/ghaziabad-news/massive-fire-breaks-out-at-ghaziabad-chemical-factory-1693520
http://www.tribuneindia.com/news/nation/massive-fire-breaks-out-at-ghaziabad-chemical-factory/407386.html
http://www.india.com/news/agencies/massive-fire-breaks-out-at-ghaziabad-chemical-factory-2132692/
http://www.thehindu.com/news/national/other-states/massive-fire-breaks-out-at-ghaziabad-chemical-factory/article18455389.ece

2017-05-15 - Florida wildfire update:
http://www.kentucky.com/news/politics-government/national-politics/article150727647.html

Quote: "State officials say 170,000 acres in Florida have burned from wildfires since the start of the year. Florida Agriculture Commissioner Adam Putnam said that more than 127 active fires were burning in Florida as of Monday. Since the start of 2017, there have been more than 2,100 wildfires in Florida."

2017-05-15 - Cruise ship 'Island Princess' bursts into flame off the coast of Alaska:
http://www.maritimeherald.com/2017/fire-broke-cruise-ship-island-princess-off-alaska/
http://www.cruiselawnews.com/2017/05/articles/fires-1/fire-on-island-princess/

2017-05-15 - Restaurant ship destroyed by fire on river in Nanjing (China):
http://www.top-news.top/news-12934487.html

2017-05-15 - Boats, RVs, cars and moving business warehouse destroyed by massive fire along the Willamette River in Portland (Oregon):
http://koin.com/2017/05/14/2-alarm-fire-breaks-out-at-portland-warehouse/
http://katu.com/news/local/crews-putting-out-fire-near-rail-yard-under-fremont-bridge
http://www.kgw.com/news/local/fire-shuts-fremont-bridge-destroys-warehouse/439751241
http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2017/05/prtland_firefighters_on_scene.html
http://ban.jo/Enterprise/Customer-Support/20170515/Fire-Erupts-Near-Fremont-Bridge-In-Seattle-WA-Seattle/

Quote: "Portland fire officials confirmed the structure belonged to Metro Moving Company, a Portland pack-and-load moving outfit based at least partly at the location of the fire. The extent of the damage was unclear early Monday."

Quote: "Firefighters said their biggest challenge was related to the contents of the warehouse, including things like carpet pads and other synthetic products that burned easily. There were also cars, RVs and boats inside the building."

Quote: "'It's a city block that's built on pier pilings, or poles, basically. And half of it is over the water,' said Lt. Tommy Schroeder."

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area. These are the 381st, 382nd, 383rd and 384th boats/ships to burn/explode in 2017, and these are the 200th and 201st RVs to burn/explode in 2017...

2017-05-15 - Deadly fire destroys home at 3 AM in Akron (Ohio), 7 killed:
http://www.cleveland.com/akron/index.ssf/2017/05/five_children_two_adults_kille.html
http://wishtv.com/2017/05/15/firefighters-report-multiple-deaths-in-blaze-at-akron-ohio-home/
http://www.wlwt.com/article/firefighters-report-multiple-deaths-in-blaze-at-akron-home/9654272
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/05/15/firefighters-report-multiple-deaths-in-blaze-at-akron-home.html
http://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/nation/2017/05/15/officials-7-people-killed-fire-ohio-home/101723164/
http://www.wlox.com/story/35440732/akron-fire-officials-bodies-found-huddled-together-near-second-floor-window
http://www.hickoryrecord.com/entertainment/fire-officials-people-killed-in-fire-at-akron-home/article_82ae029a-bfd2-5951-8f2a-a37b9edee000.html
http://www.sunherald.com/news/nation-world/article150542542.html

Quote: "Five children and two adults were killed Monday in an Akron house fire, police said. The fire, which authorities said is the deadliest in the city's history, broke out at a home on Fultz Avenue near East Avenue."
 

2017-05-15 - RV trailer destroyed by explosion and fire shortly after 3 AM near Lexington (Alabama), 1 killed:
http://www.al.com/news/huntsville/index.ssf/2017/05/cause_of_fatal_north_alabama_t.html

Quote: "The cause of the fire was not yet been determined however, authorities say there was a report of a loud explosion before the fire was reported."

2017-05-15 - Home damaged by garage explosion in San Antonio (Texas):
http://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/homeowner-heard-loud-boom-before-fire-broke-out-inside-garage
http://foxsanantonio.com/news/local/homeowner-heard-loud-boom-before-fire-broke-out-inside-garage
http://www.dailydispatch.com/StateNews/TX/2017/May/15/Homeowner.heard.loud.boom.before.fire.broke.out.inside.San.Antonio.garage.aspx
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/News4SA/864138960217485313

Note: These are the 156th and 157th residential explosions in 2017...

2017-05-15 - New electric transit bus bursts into flame on street in Columbia (Missouri):
http://www.abc17news.com/news/bus-fire-on-william-street-in-columbia/500060859
http://krcgtv.com/news/local/city-reviewing-maintenance-after-bus-fire
http://939theeagle.com/columbia-city-bus-catches-fire/
http://www.abc17news.com/news/new-city-bus-catches-fire-on-william-street-in-columbia/501891763

Quote: "The Columbia Fire Department is investigating what caused a fire to ignite on a new electric city bus Monday. Division Chief Jerry Jenkins with the Columbia Fire Department said the fire marshal will work to determine a cause. The department got the call about the fire around 5:07 p.m. from the bus driver on William Street and Richardson."

2017-05-15 - Transit bus bursts into flame on street in Belgorod (Russia):
http://ban.jo/News/Europe/20170515/Bus-Fire-Halts-Traffic-In-Belgorod-Russia-Belgorod/

Note: These are the 368th and 369th buses to burn in 2017...

2017-05-15 - Tanker truck bursts into flame at trading center in Kasungu (Malawi):
http://fireaviation.com/2017/05/17/tanker-131-on-the-puma-fire/
http://www.facebook.com/Malawinewsalert/posts/1375794749146723:0

Quote: "Puma fuel tanker on fire in Kasungu trading Centre. Police are securing the place..."

2017-05-15 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame while parked at loading dock at distribution center in Phoenix (Arizona):
http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/phoenix-breaking/2017/05/16/semitruck-fire-phoenix-damages-shamrock-farms-distribution-center/324026001/
http://article.wn.com/view/2017/05/16/Semitruck_fire_in_Phoenix_damages_Shamrock_Farms_distributio/
http://www.facebook.com/12news/videos/10155477719859015/

Quote: "Phoenix Fire Department crews arrived at 2228 N. Black Canyon Highway when they discovered the semitruck on fire at the loading dock."

2017-05-15 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame at 6:57 AM on Victoria Street in Ellesmere (Britain):
http://www.shropshirefire.gov.uk/53508

Note: These are the 827th, 828th and 829th tractors/tankers/semis to burn/explode in 2017...

2017-05-15 - Truck bursts into flame on A13 slip road near Lakeside Shopping Centre in coastal Grays (Britain):
http://www.essexlive.news/a13-delays-expected-due-to-vehicle-fire-on-slip-road-near-lakeside-shopping-centre/story-30332810-detail/story.html

2017-05-15 - Truck destroyed by fire while parked on road in Phagwara (India):
http://www.tribuneindia.com/news/jalandhar/parked-truck-catches-fire/407845.html

2017-05-15 - Ambulance bursts into flame on I-464 in Chesapeake (Virginia):
http://wavy.com/2017/05/15/i-464-n-chesapeake-vehicle-fire/

Quote: "A vehicle fire closed some northbound lanes of Interstate 464 in Chesapeake Monday evening. Several WAVY viewers said the vehicle was an ambulance."

2017-05-15 - RV bursts into flame on US 101 near Simdars Road near Sequim (Washington):
http://www.peninsuladailynews.com/news/rv-destroyed-after-catching-fire-on-highway-101-near-sequim/
http://konp.com/the_full_story.php?news_id=12515
http://www.facebook.com/PenDailyNews/posts/10154587198542338

2017-05-15 - RV and shed destroyed by fire on Canberra Drive near Walla Walla (Washington):
http://www.union-bulletin.com/photos_video/photos/fire-on-canberra-drive-destroys-buildings/image_84a3e89c-3a5c-11e7-a53a-7742234ee4cb.html

2017-05-15 - RV bursts into flame while parked at business on Peardonville Road in Abbotsford (Canada):
http://www.abbynews.com/news/crews-quickly-extinguish-rv-fire-in-abbotsford/
http://blackpress.tv/video.php?id=22332
http://www.facebook.com/myabbynews/posts/1568429643181658

Note: These are the 202nd, 203rd and 204th RVs to burn/explode in 2017...

2017-05-15 - SUV bursts into flame on Route 879 near Lawrence Township (Pennsylvania):
http://www.theprogressnews.com/progress_news/lawrence-twp-firefighters-respond-to-car-fire/image_999b229d-2953-5253-8f87-9a37540f8163.html

2017-05-15 - SUV bursts into flame while parked at home in Leighton Buzzard, Bedfordshire (Britain):
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/805222/nissan-pathfinder-fire-car-mum-watched-son-escape-flames

2017-05-15 - Four cars go up in flames in the wee hours while parked inside buildings in Toledo (Ohio):
http://www.13abc.com/content/news/Toledo-firefighters-battling-warehouse-fire-422251894.html

Quote: "The Toledo Fire and Rescue Department was called out to a working fire on Castle and Maplewood, near I-75 early this morning. When firefighters arrived there was thick black smoke coming out of two warehouse buildings. A Battalion Chief tells 13abc in total 4 cars were on fire inside of two separate buildings."

2017-05-15 - Car bursts into flame while parked at business, car reignites 2 hours later, in Peru (Illinois):
http://www.newstrib.com/free/car-fire-rekindles-north-of-i--in-peru/article_5d4cc04c-39d1-11e7-b9b7-533a97db9b3e.html

2017-05-15 - Car bursts into flame while parked at Walmart in Leland (North Carolina):
http://www.wect.com/story/35429977/video-car-catches-fire-in-leland-walmart

2017-05-15 - Car bursts into flame on Fisherville Road in Caln (Pennsylvania):
http://www.dailylocal.com/general-news/20170516/thorndale-firefighters-battle-vehicle-fire-on-route-30-bypass
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeDXDgQQ4Ls

2017-05-15 - Car bursts into flame on I-40 near Morrisville (North Carolina):
http://www.newsobserver.com/news/local/article150564512.html
http://article.wn.com/view/2017/05/15/Car_fire_stalls_traffic_on_I40/

2017-05-15 - Car bursts into flame at 7:15 AM on I-35 in Lenexa (Kansas):
http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/article150548742.html

2017-05-15 - Car bursts into flame on Alta Monte Avenue in Valencia area in Santa Clarita (California):
http://signalscv.com/2017/05/15/valencia-car-fire-knocked-30-minutes/
http://www.pressreader.com/usa/the-signal/20170516/281590945492883

2017-05-15 - Car bursts into flame on the Southwest Freeway near Beltway 8 in Houston (Texas):
http://www.click2houston.com/news/all-northbound-sw-freeway-lanes-blocked-near-bw-8-due-to-vehicle-fire

2017-05-15 - Car bursts into flame near Silver Lake Road in Argentine Township (Michigan):
http://www.wnem.com/story/35428457/driver-escapes-car-fire-in-genesee-county

2017-05-15 - Car bursts into flame on Highway 169 ramp in Bloomington (Minnesota):
http://kstp.com/traffic/vehicle-fire-highway-169-westbound-interstate-494-bloomington/4483424/

2017-05-15 - Car bursts into flame on the Saw Mill River Parkway in Bedford (New York):
http://mtkisco.dailyvoice.com/police-fire/vehicle-fire-results-in-saw-mill-river-parkway-closure-near-kisco-avenue/710655/
http://pleasantville.dailyvoice.com/police-fire/vehicle-fire-results-in-saw-mill-river-parkway-closure-near-kisco-avenue/710655/

2017-05-15 - Car bursts into flame near condos in coastal Singapore, another fire too:
http://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/2-separate-fires-at-paya-lebar-bakery-and-car-outside-boon-lay-condo-no-injuries-scdf

2017-05-15 - Car bursts into flame while parked in carpark at The Range on Babbacombe Road in coastal Torquay (Britain):
http://www.dsfire.gov.uk/News/Newsdesk/IncidentDetail.cfm?IncidentID=40449&siteCategoryId=3&T1ID=26&T2ID=41

2017-05-15 - Car bursts into flame on the M6 near Wednesbury (Britain):
http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/car-fire-m6-adds-rush-13039384

2017-05-15 - Car bursts into flame on the M20 near Maidstone (Britain):
http://www.kentonline.co.uk/maidstone/news/car-fire-causes-lane-closure-125719/

2017-05-15 - Car bursts into flame on Barlestone Road in Bagworth (Britain):
http://www.hinckleytimes.net/news/local-news/car-fire-in-bagworth-13038750

2017-05-15 - Car bursts into flame at 3:51 AM on Rosemary Way in Beverley (Britain):
http://www.humbersidefire.gov.uk/newsroom/incidents

Quote: "Rosemary Way, Beverley Parklands, Beverley. Mon 15 May 2017 03:51 (No:10568) Car fire. Vehicle 100% fire damaged and radiated heat damage to adjacent vehicle. 2 BA, 2 hose reels and Thermal Image Camera in use."

2017-05-15 - Vehicle bursts into flame on I-77 in Wythe County (Virginia):
http://www.wdbj7.com/content/news/Vehicle-fire-causing-backups-on-Interstate-77N-in-Wythe-County-422365393.html

2017-05-15 - Motorcycle bursts into flame while parked at apartments on Queenstown Road in Battersea area in coastal London (Britain):
http://www.london-fire.gov.uk/LatestIncidentsContainer_battersea15may17.asp

2017-05-15 - Van, SUV, car and garage destroyed by fire, home damaged, near Lake Zurich (Illinois):
http://www.dailyherald.com/news/20170515/no-one-injured-in-house-fire-near-lake-zurich
http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/lake-zurich/news/ct-lzc-lake-zurich-fire-tl-0518-20170515-story.html

2017-05-15 - Car and garage destroyed by fire just after 2 AM at home in Tulsa (Oklahoma):
http://www.newson6.com/story/35429320/tfd-investigating-cause-of-house-fire
http://www.news9.com/story/35429320/tfd-investigating-cause-of-house-fire

Quote: "Firefighters said the fire started just after 2 a.m. and destroyed the garage and a car inside."

2017-05-15 - Car and two homes go up in flames in Salt Lake City (Utah):
http://kutv.com/news/local/two-alarm-fire-near-downtown-salt-lake-city
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/865680018/Crews-battle-fire-at-2-Salt-Lake-City-homes.html
http://www.good4utah.com/news/local-news/crews-responding-fully-involved-structure-fire-in-salt-lake-city/714301458
http://www.ksl.com/?sid=44258268&nid=148&title=2-homes-burn-in-large-salt-lake-city-fire

Quote: "The fire started in one home and spread to another according to fire officials. It also burned at least one car."

2017-05-15 - Motorcycle, riding mower and garage destroyed by fire at home in White Hall (Maryland), nobody there:
http://patch.com/maryland/belair/harford-garage-blaze-caused-40k-damage-fire-marshal

Quote: "There was $25,000 in structural damage, and $15,000 worth of items inside were lost, officials said, noting that the structure housed a motorcycle, riding lawn mower and canoe."

2017-05-15 - Barn destroyed by fire in York Township (Michigan), some pigs and calves killed:
http://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/index.ssf/2017/05/pigs_calves_killed_in_york_tow.html

2017-05-15 - Barn and machinery destroyed by fire just before 4 AM in Gorran (Britain), 1 mile from the ocean:
http://www.piratefm.co.uk/news/latest-news/2289029/update-fire-rips-through-barn-in-cornwall/

2017-05-15 - Wildfire breaks out at coastal Merritt Island National Wildlife Refuge (Florida):
http://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/2017/05/15/new-fire-reported-merritt-island-refuge-site/101720858/

2017-05-15 - Wildfire erupts near Grangerland (Texas):
http://www.khou.com/news/local/crews-battle-large-wildfire-in-montgomery-co/439960309

2017-05-15 - Wildfire burns near Peña Blanca Lake west of Nogales (Arizona):
http://tucson.com/news/local/wildfire-burning-south-of-pe-a-blanca-lake/article_2ef98372-39d8-11e7-a9b3-1748a467e6d6.html
http://www.tucsonnewsnow.com/story/35435795/pena-fire-burning-south-of-pena-blanca-lake
http://www.kgun9.com/news/local-news/wildfire-burning-near-nogales-150-acres

2017-05-15 - Truck wheel business damaged by fire in Battle Creek (Michigan), nobody there:
http://www.battlecreekenquirer.com/story/news/local/2017/05/16/fire-damages-truck-wheel-business/324143001/
http://wincountry.com/news/articles/2017/may/16/battle-creek-auto-repair-shop-catches-fire/

2017-05-15 - Poultry business warehouse destroyed by fire in Frankford (Delaware):
http://www.delmarvanow.com/story/news/local/delaware/2017/05/15/chicken-warehouse-fire/323828001/
http://www.delmarvanow.com/videos/news/local/delaware/2017/05/15/watch-fire-engulfs-chicken-supply-warehouse/101729854/

2017-05-15 - Restaurant heavily damaged by fire at 11 PM in coastal Kent (Washington):
http://komonews.com/news/local/crew-battling-fire-in-downtown-kent

2017-05-15 - Beachside toilet block goes up in flames on The Esplanade in coastal Weymouth (Britain):
http://www.dwfire.org.uk/incident/fire-building-weymouth/

2017-05-15 - Garage damaged by fire at home in St. Agatha (Maine), near Long Lake:
http://fiddleheadfocus.com/2017/05/15/news/firefighters-douse-garage-fire-in-st-agatha/

2017-05-15 - Garage damaged by fire at home in Wappinger (New York):
http://www.poughkeepsiejournal.com/story/news/local/2017/05/15/wappinger-garage-fire/323745001/

2017-05-15 - Mobile home damaged by fire in Springfield (Illinois), nobody there:
http://foxillinois.com/news/local/fire-crews-respond-to-house-fire-in-springfield

2017-05-15 - Home damaged by fire shortly after 5 AM in coastal Baltimore (Maryland), 2 injured:
http://foxbaltimore.com/news/local/two-people-injured-in-early-morning-fire-in-east-baltimore

2017-05-15 - Home damaged by fire shortly before 7 AM in Philadelphia (Pennsylvania), 2 injured:
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2017/05/15/holmesburg-house-fire/
http://6abc.com/news/man-woman-hurt-in-mayfair-house-fire/1994746/

2017-05-15 - Home heavily damaged by fire just before 2 AM in Prior Lake (Minnesota):
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2017/05/15/2-people-ok-after-prior-lake-townhouse-fire/
http://kstp.com/news/twin-home-fire-franklin-trail-prior-lake/4483241/

2017-05-15 - Home destroyed by fire, adjacent homes damaged, in Millersville (Tennessee), nobody there:
http://wkrn.com/2017/05/15/crews-battle-fire-in-millersville-3-homes-damaged/

2017-05-15 - Home destroyed by fire at midnight in Fort Washington (Maryland):
http://wjla.com/news/local/fire-department-investigating-house-fire-in-prince-georges-county

2017-05-15 - Duplex heavily damaged by fire in coastal Norfolk (Virginia):
http://wtkr.com/2017/05/15/fire-damages-two-story-duplex-in-norfolk-leaving-7-residents-without-a-home/

2017-05-15 - Apartment building damaged by fire at 4:43 AM in Las Vegas (Nevada), 2 injured:
http://news3lv.com/news/local/two-hospitalized-after-apartment-fire-in-east-las-vegas-one-in-critical-condition

2017-05-15 - Deadly fire heavily damages high-rise apartment building just after 3 AM in Pittburgh (Pennsylvania), 1 killed:
http://triblive.com/local/allegheny/12300584-74/fire-at-pittsburgh-apartment-building
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/05/15/high-rise-apartment-fire-in-pittsburgh-leaves-1-woman-dead.html
http://local21news.com/news/local/high-rise-apartment-fire-in-pittsburgh-leaves-1-woman-dead
http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2017/05/15/fire-in-midtown-towers-in-downtown-pittsburgh/
http://www.wtae.com/article/fire-breaks-out-inside-of-downtown-pittsburgh-building/9652726
http://www.post-gazette.com/local/city/2017/05/15/injured-firefighters-7-alarm-fire-Downtown-pittsburgh-midtown-towers-high-rise/stories/201705150088
http://www.wpxi.com/video?videoId=522746728&videoVersion=1.0
http://www.wpxi.com/video?videoId=522751297&videoVersion=1.0
 

2017-05-15 - Two students, 15 and 17, die in quarry pit near Ambur (India):
http://www.thehindu.com/news/cities/puducherry/two-teens-drown-near-ambur/article18461133.ece

2017-05-15 - Two people die in the Mahanadi River in Odisha (India):
http://odishasuntimes.com/2017/05/16/two-youths-drown-in-mahanadi-in-odisha/
http://odishatv.in/odisha/body-slider/two-youths-drown-in-mahanadi-while-bathing-214933/
http://odishasamaya.com/odisha/jagatsinghpur-2-students-drown-in-mahanadi/80948/

2017-05-15 - Two teenagers die in canal in Sohbatpur District (Pakistan):
http://www.dawn.com/news/1333377/two-teenagers-drown

2017-05-15 - Two girls, 6 and 7, found dead in temple pond in Buriram Province (Thailand):
http://www.asiaone.com/asia/2-young-girls-drown-temple-pond
http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/983387-young-cousins-drown-in-temple-pond/
 

2017-05-15 - Boy, 2, has 'medical emergency' at Sam's Club and dies, in Madison (Mississippi):
http://www.msnewsnow.com/story/35435104/2-year-old-dies-after-medical-emergency-at-sams-club-in-madison
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/WLBT/864257407601528836

Quote: "This morning police responded to the Sam's Club in Madison located at 257 Grandview Blvd for a medical emergency. Officers, the Fire Department, and Pafford Ambulance all responded. A 2-year-old boy was transported to UMMC where he was pronounced dead."

2017-05-15 - Man found dead in the water at coastal Maka'iwa Bay (Hawaii):
http://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/story/35435666/police-investigate-drowning-in-south-kohala
http://www.k5thehometeam.com/story/35435666/police-investigate-drowning-in-south-kohala
http://westhawaiitoday.com/news/local-news/man-drowns-south-kohala

2017-05-15 - Man, 53, falls into the water and dies at dock in coastal Tampa (Florida):
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/worker-hospitalized-after-falling-into-water-near-tampa-convention-center/2323949

Quote: "A man drowned Monday after falling into the water while working on a dock near the Tampa Convention Center, authorities said. Johnnie Norton, 53, was pressure washing the dock around 11 a.m. when he fell in and did not resurface, according to Tampa police."

2017-05-15 - Man found dead at Bullocks Point beach in coastal East Providence (Rhode Island):
http://patch.com/rhode-island/eastprovidence/body-found-bullocks-point
http://www.eastbayri.com/stories/body-found-on-beach-in-east-providence,34968
http://www.providencejournal.com/news/20170515/body-found-on-east-providence-beach-sent-to-medical-examiner-for-id-cause-of-death

2017-05-15 - Man, 18, found dead in Jordan Lake near Moncure (North Carolina):
http://abc11.com/news/body-of-missing-swimmer-recovered-at-jordan-lake/1997308/
http://www.newsobserver.com/news/local/counties/chatham-county/article150715392.html
http://wncn.com/2017/05/15/water-rescue-for-teen-underway-in-jordan-lake/

2017-05-15 - Man, 20, found dead in Stockton Lake in Stockton (Missouri):
http://www.news-leader.com/story/sports/outdoors/2017/05/15/springfield-man-drowns-stockton-lake-highway-patrol-says/101702858/
http://www.lakeexpo.com/boating/springfield-man-drowns-while-swimming-in-stockton-lake/article_021f86a6-3980-11e7-b6b5-9b95348eb207.html
http://www.ky3.com/content/news/Water-patrol-searches-for-missing-swimmer-on-Stockton-Lake-422216283.html
http://www.wsiltv.com/story/35428186/20-year-old-man-drowns-while-swimming-in-stockton-lake
http://www.kspr.com/content/news/Springfield-swimmer-drowns-in-Stockton-Lake-422407583.html
http://www.tribtown.com/2017/05/15/mo-lake-drowning/

2017-05-15 - Man, 24, found dead in Lake Eufaula (Oklahoma):
http://kfor.com/2017/05/15/body-of-drowning-victim-recovered-in-eastern-oklahoma-lake/
http://www.news9.com/story/35429693/ohp-releases-name-of-lake-eufaula-drowning-victim
http://www.mcalesternews.com/news/drowning-victim-at-lake-eufaula-identified/article_c9da2acc-39a1-11e7-b70f-e38f88a200f9.html
http://newsok.com/article/5549232

2017-05-15 - Man, 19, found dead in Conchas Lake (New Mexico):
http://www.myhighplains.com/news/amarillo-man-drowns-at-conchas-lake-in-new-mexico/715247869
http://www.kob.com/new-mexico-news/19-year-old-drowns-conchas-lake-nmsp-new-mexico-state-police-wilson-juarado/4486268/

2017-05-15 - Woman, 26, Rosario Dawson's cousin, drops dead at home in coastal Los Angeles (California):
http://www.refinery29.com/2017/05/154695/rosario-dawson-cousin-found-dead-los-angeles-home
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/rosario-dawson-cousin-dead-scandal/
http://www.mycouriertribune.com/lifestyles/entertainment/rosario-dawson-s-cousin-found-dead/article_0651cd90-eae9-5507-b00b-26624e98cd45.html
http://www.key103radio.com/2017/05/16/rosario-dawsons-cousin-found-dead-in-her-home/
http://www.945mixfm.com/2017/05/16/rosario-dawsons-cousin-found-dead-in-her-home/

2017-05-15 - Man, 30, found dead on roof of apartment building in Tahlequah (Oklahoma):
http://ktul.com/news/local/police-tahlequah-man-found-dead-on-roof-of-apartment
http://www.tulsaworld.com/homepagelatest/tahlequah-man-found-dead-on-apartment-roof-no-foul-play/article_f8229c57-7fdc-5df3-9ada-649c19897cf9.html

2017-05-15 - Man, 32, dies in Lake Peachtree in Peachtree City (Georgia):
http://www.11alive.com/news/local/man-who-drowned-in-lake-peachtree-is-identified/439815574
http://times-herald.com/news/2017/05/newnan-man-drowns-in-peachtree-city
http://fayette-news.com/man-dies-of-drowning-in-peachtree-city-lake/
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/ajc/864182491703390210

2017-05-15 - Man, 24, found dead in Laurel Lake (Kentucky):
http://www.wkyt.com/content/news/Body-found-on-Laurel-Lake-identified-as-missing-man-422319893.html
http://www.thenewsjournal.net/ksp-body-found-laurel-lake-confirmed-lily-man/
http://www.wtvq.com/2017/05/15/ksp-body-found-laurel-lake/
http://www.kentucky.com/news/state/article150597592.html

2017-05-15 - Man, 43, found dead in Stump Lake near Prescott (Alabama):
http://wiat.com/2017/05/16/leeds-fire-department-recover-body-of-missing-man-in-lake-near-prescott/

2017-05-15 - Man, 54, found dead in the Luxapalilia River near dock in Columbus (Mississippi):
http://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/2017/05/15/body-found-luxapalila-river/101708392/
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/05/15/body-found-luxapalila-river/101708392/1
http://wjtv.com/2017/05/15/body-found-in-luxapalila-creek-in-columbus/
http://columbuspacket.com/2017/05/body-found-in-the-lux-monday-morning/
http://www.newsdump.com/article/body-found-in-luxapalilia-river
http://www.wtva.com/story/35429819/body-found-in-columbus-park

2017-05-15 - Man, 54, found dead in Lake Bemidji in Bemidji (Minnesota):
http://lptv.org/body-found-in-lake-bemidji-identified/
http://www.wctrib.com/news/crime/4267484-mans-body-found-face-down-pulled-lake-bemidji
http://www.fox21online.com/2017/05/15/body-found-lake-bemidji-near-paul-bunyan-park-dock/
http://www.dglobe.com/news/crime/4267484-mans-body-found-face-down-pulled-lake-bemidji
http://www.wdaz.com/news/crime/4267484-mans-body-found-face-down-pulled-lake-bemidji
http://www.wdio.com/news/mans-body-found-in-lake-bemidji/4484037/
http://www.wbng.com/story/35434392/body-found-in-lake-bemidji

2017-05-15 - Man slumps over dead in car at Trenholm Plaza in Forest Acres (South Carolina):
http://www.thestate.com/news/local/article150701497.html
http://wach.com/news/local/person-found-dead-inside-car-in-forest-acres-area

2017-05-15 - Man found dead in field in Wichita (Kansas):
http://www.kansas.com/news/local/article150785042.html

2017-05-15 - Man falls off tree and dies, in Essa Township (Canada), possible toppler:
http://www.simcoe.com/news-story/7317488-essa-senior-dies-after-falling-from-ladder-while-cutting-tree/

Quote: "Cruz said it hasn’t been determined if he died from the fall or due to a medical issue."

2017-05-15 - Man in his 30s falls into Lake Ontario and dies in Toronto (Canada):
http://globalnews.ca/news/3452417/man-rushed-to-hospital-without-vital-signs-after-falling-into-lake-ontario/

2017-05-15 - College student, man, dies in pond at Dhaka University in Dhaka (Bangladesh):
http://bdnews24.com/bangladesh/2017/05/15/dhaka-university-student-drowns-in-hall-pond
http://www.banglanews24.com/english/national/article/61026/DU-student-drowns-in-Zahurul-Haq-Hall-pond
http://www.dhakatribune.com/bangladesh/2017/05/15/du-student-campus-pond/
http://www.newagebd.net/article/15629/index.php

2017-05-15 - Man, 52, found dead near the Rock of Cashel in Cashel (Ireland):
http://www.nationalist.ie/news/home/250197/bodyfound-near-rock-of-cashel.html
http://www.tipperarystar.ie/news/home/250210/foul-play-not-suspected-after-man-s-body-found-at-rock-of-cashel.html

2017-05-15 - Man drops dead near the Inver River in coastal Larne (Ireland):
http://www.larnetimes.co.uk/news/man-s-body-found-at-larne-river-1-7963046
http://www.belfastlive.co.uk/news/belfast-news/psni-probe-sudden-death-man-13041082
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/police-probe-sudden-death-of-man-in-larne-35720877.html

Quote: "Police in Larne are investigating the circumstances surrounding the sudden death of a man in the vicinity of the Inver River in the town at around 7.00 pm last night, Monday May 15."

2017-05-15 - Girl, 13, drops dead at home in coastal Monifieth (Scotland):
http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/girl-13-found-dead-monifieth/
http://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/angus-mearns/427813/monifieth-pupils-mourn-death-13-year-old-girl-articleisfree/
 

2017-05-15 - Man has 'medical emergency' at 7 AM, car hits parked cars, in Miramar area in coastal San Diego (California), 1 killed:
http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/public-safety/sd-me-medical-crash-20170515-story.html
http://stevesnews.com/news/man-found-dead-after-miramar-crash-likely-had-medical-emergency?uid=160627
http://fox5sandiego.com/2017/05/15/driver-dies-after-crashing-into-parked-cars/
http://www.ooyuz.com/geturl?aid=15736644

Quote: "A driver found dead after a crash in Miramar Monday morning likely suffered a medical emergency, a San Diego police officer said. The man was traveling on Miramar Road near Eastgate Mall when his car crashed into several parked vehicles about 7 a.m., Officer Billy Hernandez said. A witness went to check on the driver and found him unconscious and not breathing. He died before he could be taken to a hospital. Investigators determined the driver likely suffered a medical emergency which led to the crash."

2017-05-15 - Man has 'medical episode', car crashes in parking lot and overturns, in Kennewick (Washington), near the Columbia River:
http://www.tri-cityherald.com/news/local/crime/article150677177.html

Quote: "Preliminary reports are the man had a medical episode causing him to drive through a parking lot, striking a parking island and planter, then rolling his car on its top."

2017-05-15 - LR-2 reconnaissance/medical plane carrying 10 people crashes on the island of Hokkaido (Japan):
http://sputniknews.com/asia/201705151053616291-reconnaissance-plane-crash-hokkaido/
http://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20170515/p2g/00m/0dm/059000c

Quote: "The aircraft’s debris were found near the dam in Assabu, a town in the island’s southern region."

2017-05-15 - Learjet crashes into buildings, huge fire erupts, in Carlstadt (New Jersey), 2 killed:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/database/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=VI-20170516-58230-USA
http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/15/us/teterboro-plane-crash/
http://wtvr.com/2017/05/15/2-killed-in-teterboro-airport-crash-in-new-jersey/
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/latest-police-killed-jet-crash-york-47425286
http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/mc-nj-jet-crash-teterboro-airport-20170515-story.html
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/NJ-Plane-Crashes-Into-Building-in-Carlstadt-422365794.html
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/05/15/plane-crash-teterboro-airport/323714001/
http://abcnews.go.com/US/learjet-crashes-industrial-area-northern-jersey-police/story?id=47423304
http://www.nj.com/bergen/index.ssf/2017/05/plane_crashes_in_carlstadt_several_buildings_catch.html
http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/NJ-Plane-Crashes-Into-Building-in-Carlstadt-422365794.html
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/pennsylvania/Plane-departs-Philly-airport-crashes-in-New-Jersey-neighborhood.html
http://www.northjersey.com/story/news/bergen/carlstadt/2017/05/15/reports-plane-crashes-near-teterboro-airport-multiple-buildings-fire/323499001/

Quote: "The force of the crash set two buildings, multiple cars and power lines ablaze, the Carlstadt Police Department said. Thick, black smoke was seen rising high above the crash site, and was visible as far away as New York City. Witnesses described a surreal scene of melting cars and exploding tires."

2017-05-15 - Passenger bus overturns in Dindori (India), 3 killed, 42 injured:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/database/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=VI-20170515-58225-IND

2017-05-15 - Passenger bus overturns into ditch, near Andharbari (India), 5 killed, 50 injured:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/database/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=VIV-20170515-58224-IND

2017-05-15 - Tractor trailer crashes, bursts into flame, ignites brush fire, near Othello (Washington), 1 killed:
http://www.krem.com/news/traffic/fatal-semi-crash-causes-brush-fire-south-of-othello/439964374
http://www.krem.com/news/1-de3ad-in-semi-crash-that-started-fire/439985732
http://www.myfoxtricities.com/man-dies-after-semi-accident-near-othello/
http://www.tri-cityherald.com/news/local/crime/article150797467.html
http://www.tri-cityherald.com/news/local/crime/article150663232.html
http://kpq.com/deadly-accident-leads-brush-fire-highway-closure/

2017-05-15 - Dump truck and car crash, both burst into flame, on Mitch Owens Road in Greely (Canada), 1 killed, 1 injured:
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/fatal-crash-manotick-mitch-owens-1.4115487
http://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/one-killed-after-collision-between-car-and-dump-truck-on-mitch-owens-drive

2017-05-15 - Car hits charter school bus, bus overturns, on I-95 near Havre de Grace (Maryland), 25+ injured:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/database/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=VI-20170515-58229-USA
http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/maryland/the-latest-fire-company-at-least-25-hurt-on-overturned-bus/439821359
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2017/05/15/us/ap-us-overturned-bus-the-latest.html
http://www.islandpacket.com/news/nation-world/national/article150565552.html
http://6abc.com/traffic/philly-students-involved-in-md-charter-bus-crash;-dozens-hurt/1995326/
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/05/15/charter-bus-flips-on-maryland-interstate.html

2017-05-15 - SUV and car collide head-on at 4 AM, car bursts into flame, on the Suitland Parkway in Prince George's County (Maryland), 3 killed, 1 injured:
http://www.fox5dc.com/news/254629812-story
http://wtop.com/prince-georges-county/2017/05/suitland-parkway-shut-fatal-crash/
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/3-Dead-1-Injured-in-Fiery-Crash-on-Suitland-Parkway-422253523.html
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dr-gridlock/wp/2017/05/15/suitland-parkway-westbound-closed-after-fatal-crash/

2017-05-15 - Pickup truck veers off road, plows into home, in Grovetown (Georgia), 1 killed:
http://www.wrdw.com/content/news/Car-into-house-on-South-Old-Belair-Road-at-Old-Belair-Lane-422386344.html

Quote: "The coroner will not speculate on whether a medical issue caused the crash since the driver was the only one in the vehicle."

2017-05-15 - Car veers off road, hits tree, near Bellevue (Texas), 1 injured:
http://www.myhighplains.com/news/dps-possible-medical-episode-leads-to-amarillo-womans-crash-on-us-287-near-bellevue/714695033

Quote: "Investigators believe a woman northbound on 287 Monday afternoon entered the ditch twice and slammed into a tree because of possible medical conditions."

2017-05-15 - Car overturns into median, on I-95 in Benton (Maine), near the Kennebec River, 1 killed:
http://www.wmtw.com/article/portland-woman-dies-following-crash-in-benton/9658268
http://wabi.tv/2017/05/15/portland-woman-dies-in-rollover-accident-on-i-95n-in-benton/
http://bangorinsider.com/portland-woman-dies-in-rollover-accident-on-i-95n-in-benton/

Quote: "Maine State Police are still investigating the crash but they suspect a medical issue caused the rollover."

2017-05-15 - Car overturns at 1:45 AM, bursts into flame, near Knowlton (Wisconsin):
http://www.wsaw.com/content/news/Car-flips-catches-on-fire-422239863.html

2017-05-15 - Car crashes, bursts into flame, in DeKalb County (Indiana), 1 killed:
http://wane.com/2017/05/15/driver-found-dead-after-car-catches-fire-following-dekalb-county-crash/

2017-05-15 - UTV crashes into barn, in Sweden (New York), 1 killed:
http://www.twcnews.com/nys/rochester/news/2017/05/15/sweden-town-park.html
 

2017-05-15 - Naked man, 25, jumps off train, wanders onto woman's property, gets shot in the face, in Topock (Arizona):
http://www.ktnv.com/news/naked-man-shot-in-face-after-reportedly-jumping-off-train-wandering-around-arizona-property
http://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/arizona/articles/2017-05-16/naked-man-shot-in-face-after-trespassing-on-arizona-property
http://article.wn.com/view/2017/05/17/Naked_man_shot_in_face_after_trespassing_on_Arizona_property/
http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2017/05/16/naked-man-train-power-outage/
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/CBSSacramento/864669742740758530

Quote: "Authorities are investigating why a naked man jumped off a train in the Topock area and allegedly broke water pipes near an electrical box, causing a power outage at a home before he was shot. Mohave County Sheriff's officials say 25-year-old Joshua Daniel Reza of Needles, California was wounded in the face in Monday afternoon's incident."

Quote: "The woman told deputies she didn’t recognize the naked man and she started screaming for him to leave. She said that the naked man never spoke while he kept walking toward her. The woman added that he stopped and stared at her, ignoring her commands to get off the property. The woman's boyfriend returned with a gun. The woman told deputies the naked man started walking toward them when her boyfriend fired a few shots into the air while she was screaming for the naked man to get back and leave.  Deputies contacted the victims’ boyfriend, an 86-year-old man, who confirmed his girlfriend’s statements and said he fired 2 to 3 warning shots into the air. The man told deputies the naked man continued walking toward them and he fired another round, striking Reza in the face."

Quote: "Because the terms of service require having a face, the man's Facebook account was suspended."

Note: Okay, I added the last part!
 

2017-05-15 - Woman's dog attacks and kills her at home in Redding (Connecticut):
http://www.thereddingpilot.com/2017/05/15/redding-resident-dies-after-being-attacked-by-own-dog/
http://www.sott.net/article/351165-Woman-dies-following-attack-by-her-own-dog-in-Redding-Connecticut
 

2017-05-15 - Landslide hits neighborhood in Pittsburgh (Pennsylvania):
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/database/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=LS-20170516-58235-USA
 

2017-05-15 - Widespread power outage blacks out parts of Dickinson (Texas):
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/database/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=PW-20170516-58231-USA
 

2017-05-15 - Around 50 children poisoned in Kabul (Afghanistan):
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/database/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=HZ-20170515-58227-AFG

2017-05-15 - Man, around 60, found disoriented on highway ramp in coastal Barnegat (New Jersey):
http://patch.com/new-jersey/barnegat-manahawkin/disoriented-man-found-garden-state-parkway-ramp-barnegat

Quote: "The man is in safe care at the moment, but he is disoriented and could only relate the words 'Herkimer and First Street,' the post states."

2017-05-15 - Boy, 6, has 'medical emergency' and collapses at school in Auburn (Massachusetts):
http://www.fox25boston.com/news/boy-who-collapsed-on-playground-improving-at-hospital/523095728
http://www.fox25boston.com/news/auburn-6-year-old-hospitalized-after-collapsing-at-recess/521429352

2017-05-15 - Man, 20, has 'medical emergency' on Baker Street in Reading (Britain), in critical condition:
http://www.readingchronicle.co.uk/news/15286091.Baker_Street_closed_as_police_and_ambulance_respond_to_fear_for_welfare/
http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/reading-berkshire-news/baker-street-closed-after-man-13035378
http://www.latest-news-headlines.eu/article/baker-street-closed-after-man-found-in-a-life-threatening-condition/3162957

Quote: "A young man found in a life-threatening condition has been rushed to hospital after emergency services were called to Baker Street. Thames Valley Police and South Central Ambulance service were called a fear for welfare shortly after 8am. They found a 20-year-old suffering a medical emergency."

2017-05-15 - Campi Flegrei, one of the world's most dangerous supervolcanoes, could erupt sooner than expected in Italy:
http://www.newsweek.com/campi-flegrei-supervolcano-eruption-risk-naples-italy-lava-609015
http://www.sott.net/article/351091-Campi-Flegrei-One-of-worlds-most-dangerous-supervolcanoes-could-erupt-sooner-than-expected

2017-05-15 - Magnitude 6.2 earthquake hits Papua New Guinea:
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us10008sjn#origin
http://www.thebigwobble.org/2017/05/magnitude-62-is-8th-major-quake-of-may.html
http://www.sott.net/article/351088-Magnitude-6-2-earthquake-39km-S-of-Namatanai-Papua-New-Guinea

2017-05-15 - New research finds mega-quakes can cause Earth's crust to rip open and snap shut:
http://www.livescience.com/59029-earthquakes-cause-earths-crust-open-snap-shut.html
http://www.sott.net/article/351028-New-research-finds-mega-quakes-can-cause-Earths-crust-to-rip-open-and-snap-shut

2017-05-15 - Slow-freezing Alaska soil driving surge in CO2 emissions:
http://www.fasterthanexpected.com/2017/05/14/slow-freezing-alaska-soil-driving-surge-in-co2-emissions/

2017-05-15 - Heatwave bakes Chennai (India):
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/database/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=HT-20170516-58233-IND
http://www.thebigwobble.org/2017/05/heatwave-in-parts-of-india-as.html

2017-05-15 - Busy street is hit by lightning before sparks come down like pouring rain in Shenyang (China):
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4506972/Terrifying-moment-street-struck-lightning.html
http://www.sott.net/article/351117-Busy-street-is-hit-by-lightning-before-sparks-come-down-like-pouring-rain-in-Shenyang-China

2017-05-15 - Hailstorm pounds crops in Bulandshahr (India):
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/meerut/hailstorm-damages-crops-of-900-farmers/articleshow/58687924.cms
http://www.sott.net/article/351177-Hailstorm-damages-crops-of-at-least-900-farmers-in-Bulandshahr-India

2017-05-15 - Heavy rain and flooding hit Atacama and Coquimbo (Chile), 2 killed, 3000 evacuated:
http://floodlist.com/america/chile-floods-atacama-coquimbo-may-2017
http://www.sott.net/article/351035-Deaths-and-evacuations-following-floods-in-Atacama-and-Coquimbo-Chile

2017-05-15 - Rare 'ice halo' spotted around the Moon in New Zealand:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/92556373/ice-halo-visible-around-moon-as-kiwis-feel-chill-from-freezing-temperatures
http://www.sott.net/article/351025-Rare-ice-halo-visible-around-the-moon-in-New-Zealand

2017-05-15 - The antiscience assault on NASA - what it’s like on the inside:
http://www.desdemonadespair.net/2017/05/the-antiscience-assault-on-nasa-what.html

2017-05-15 - New study ranks 100 solutions to global warming, at the top, educating girls and family planning:
http://www.desdemonadespair.net/2017/05/new-study-ranks-100-solutions-to-global.html

Note: That ship has sailed, burst into flame and sunk...

2017-05-15 - Chocolate could get more expensive with revolt brewing in Cote d'Ivoire:
http://www.rt.com/business/388429-cocoa-jump-ivory-coast/
http://www.sott.net/article/351061-Chocolate-could-get-more-expensive-with-revolt-brewing-in-Cote-d-Ivoire

2017-05-15 - Pastor tries to walk on water, gets eaten by crocodiles, in Zimbabwe:
http://zimbabwe-today.com/pastor-trying-walk-water-crocodile-river-gets-eaten-3-crocodiles/
http://www.sott.net/article/351064-Zimbabwe-pastor-trying-to-walk-on-water-like-Jesus-gets-eaten-by-crocodiles

Quote: "It is said that Pastor Mthethwa walked into the water and when he was 30 meters inside the river, he attempted to ascend above the water so he can start walking, but the 3 crocodiles appeared out of no where and started feasting on him. 'They finished him in a couple of minutes. All that was left of him when they finished eating him is a pair of sandals and his underwear floating above the water.' said Deacon Nkosi."

Note: Probably should've practiced a few times in a swimming pool first, just to be sure he had the walking on water thing down...
 

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