Sunday, March 1, 2015

2015 - FEB - Zombie Files

2015-02-01 - Naked man, 52, wearing cowboy hat strips naked and walks down I-75 in Auburn Hills (Michigan):

Quote: "The man’s truck had gone into a ditch. Then, for an unknown reason, he began walking down the highway and shedding his clothes."

Note: Eerily similar to the naked man, 25, found disoriented while walking down 12 Mile (road) in Detroit (Michigan), mentioned in the 2015-01-28 update. Hydrogen sulfide heats up some people and causes brain damage leading to aberrant behavior and 'excited delirium'. There was a recent HazMat event at a turkey plant in Willmar (Minnesota), where 28 people sickened and some of them experienced 'excited delirium', mentioned in the 2014-10-18 update. No cause was ever found, but it was probably some hydrogen sulfide blowing by and getting sucked into that plant's HVAC system. Mostly hydrogen sulfide will just kill you, but sometimes you may go insane and possibly strip naked first...

2015-02-04 - Man crashes Jeep, ransacks home, kills cat, menaces people with knife, robs two kids on bus, in coastal Oyster Bay Cove (New York):

Quote: "Police say he was taken for medical evaluation before being charged. The incident happened Wednesday in Oyster Bay Cove, an exclusive north shore Long Island neighborhood."

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-02-05 - Mostly naked man acts strange near Evergreen Lake in Evergreen (Colorado):

2015-02-06 - Naked man runs around on I-580 at 6:52 AM in coastal Oakland (California), separate accidents shortly before too:

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-02-06 - Naked man stabs person near church in coastal Seattle (Washington), 1 injured:

Quote: "The Seattle Police Department placed one person in custody, after reporting a naked man stabbed someone in front of the church at 911 Stewart St."

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-02-09 - Naked man, 53, cuts wrists with scissors, stabs himself in the neck, at hotel in Bowling Green (Kentucky):

2015-02-11 - Man, 32, chases woman, screams incoherently, strips naked, in Redding (California):

Quote: "He then reportedly jumped into a puddle and took off all his clothes. Police said he threw rocks at passing cars, and bent the door frame of a car parked nearby.  When officers arrived, they say he charged them. They used a stun gun, but he allegedly kept fighting, even bending the window frame of the police cruiser."

Note: Naked, crazy, superhuman strength. Also about 2 miles east (downwind) of the Sacramento River. Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-02-11 - Naked man, 38, walks pit bull, threatens person, flees cops, gets tased, in coastal Pismo Beach (California):

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area. The majority of people who've stripped naked and gone insane have been in coastal areas, which is logical since most of the brain-destroying hydrogen sulfide is blowing in off the oceans. That doesn't mean you're safe away from coasts though...

2015-02-14 - Naked man walks down Maltby High Street, gets arrested, in Rotherham (Britain):

2015-02-15 - Man, 46, found naked, bloody and incoherent under neighbor's dining room table at home in Akron (Ohio):

Quote: "When police arrived, they said they found a trail of blood from the window along the living room floor to where Wooden was under the dining room table. His erratic behavior was described as 'consistent' with drugs. Police have handled other calls where suspects take off their clothes after ingesting methamphetamine, ecstasy or so-called bath salts."

Note: Hydrogen sulfide heats people up sometimes, so they strip naked and it's neurotoxic so they can experience all kinds of problems: memory loss, incoherence, 'excited delirium', hallucinations, unconsciousness, coma, paralysis, death. The original face-eater was checked for drugs and he had only trace marijuana in his system, nothing else, and even that could've been from a month prior. Many other naked crazy people have had no drugs in their systems at all. There was a recent HazMat event at a turkey plant in Willmar (Minnesota), where 28 people sickened and some of them experienced 'excited delirium', mentioned in the 2014-10-18 update. No cause was ever found, but obviously 28 people working in a turkey plant weren't all doing drugs. Also, doing drugs does not in any way make a person immune to the effects of hydrogen sulfide, else we could all do drugs and live happily ever after. These cops are missing what's happening because they're making assumptions and jumping to conclusions - which have been proved wrong many times - and that is something professionals do not do...

2015-02-16 - Naked man, 27, tries to break into home, attacks cop, shrugs off taser, gets shot, near coastal San Diego (California):

Quote: "The officer zapped the suspect twice with a stun gun, but it had no effect, Hastings said. 'The suspect again charged the officer and tried to remove the officer's gun from its holster. The gun fell to the ground. The suspect reached for the gun but the officer retrieved it first,' the lieutenant said. 'The suspect tried to disarm the officer again and the officer fired at the suspect, striking him in the upper torso.'"

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-02-17 - Naked man, 28, found on street in Wilmington (Delaware), near the coast:

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-02-19 - Naked man runs around on I-5, bites cop on leg, in coastal San Diego (California):

Quote: "A naked man was arrested while running and yelling at motorists in passing vehicles on Interstate 5 in San Diego, the California Highway Patrol said Thursday. But his most serious crime was almost certainly biting a CHP officer on the leg before being arrested, the CHP said."

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-02-19 - Naked man tries to break into US Embassy in Moscow (Russia), says spies out to get him:

Note: A huge cloud of hydrogen sulfide hit Moscow late last year, forcing residents to shelter-in-place, mentioned in the 2014-11-10 update. Sometimes psychological problems resulting from neurological damage from hydrogen sulfide poisoning can manifest months after exposure, so he could've been poisoned back in November when that huge cloud of poison gas blew through there, but just started going insane now...

2015-02-24 - Naked man walks along S. César E. Chávez Drive in 30-degree temps in Milwaukee (Wisconsin), near Lake Michigan:

Quote: "LeStencia Vallejo, a witness told HNNUSA that, she saw him walking towards W. Greenfield Ave. and he started walking back towards W. Lapham. She went to her house and got some pants, t-shirt and a pair of shoes. 'I walked and met him towards W. Greenfield Ave. and tried to give him the clothes and he grabbed them. I offered him shoes and he said, he was wearing shoes. He had nothing on! He then tossed the clothes into the snow.'"

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area. She was kind, and brave too - what if this guy had been another face-eater with superhuman strength? Not sure I'd risk getting too close to a naked guy these days. The feds had some anti-zombie training in California, so it might be safest to let the authorities deal with the crazy naked people. That might be the reason the feds acquired a large quantity of hollowpoint ammo a year or two ago too.

2015-02-24 - Man, 20, strips naked and gets disorderly during lecture at college in Potsdam (New York), near Norwood Lake:

Quote: "Clarkson security officers responded that afternoon to a complaint of a man reported to be naked and disorderly during a lecture. There was a physical altercation, and both officers sustained injuries in the struggle, according to police."

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-02-25 - Naked man, 38, attacks wife, screams about Jesus and Jehovah, tries to drown infant, in coastal West Palm Beach (Florida):

Quote: "West Palm Beach police got a call just after 10 p.m. Tuesday. Officers arrived and found Bryan Patrice, 38, naked in his bathroom holding the baby's head under water, according to the report. Patrice was shouting 'I rebuke you in the name of Jehovah!' the report states."

Note: About 70 miles north of the original face-eater incident which occurred on the MacArthur Causeway in coastal Miami Beach (Florida). No drugs were found in his system either except for trace marijuana, and even that could have been from months prior. You're most likely to be zombified yourself in the wee hours, when outdoors, and when in, near or downwind of low-lying areas, though nobody anywhere is safe...

2015-02-25 - Naked man abandons stolen truck, found running down highway at 3 AM, near Medina (North Dakota):

Quote: "Stutsman County Sheriff Sgt. Jason Falk said Stutsman County Communications dispatched a sheriff’s deputy to the 4400 block of N.D. Highway 30 around 3 a.m. Tuesday after receiving calls of a man running naked on the state highway."

2015-02-28 - Naked man jumps over seawall at waterfront park in Portland (Oregon):

Quote: "A 911 caller reported that a man had jumped over the seawall railing on Saturday morning next to Portland's Saturday Market in Waterfront Park. If that weren't odd enough, the man was naked."

Note: A woman, 26, just had a 'medical event' and collapsed dead near the Willamette River in Portland (Oregon). A man, 48, was found dead in the Willamette River in Portland on that day too, both events mentioned in the 2015-02-26 update. Also see the woman who had a 'medical issue' and fell into the Santa Cruz River in Tucson (Arizona) on this day. Here's a Google Maps link of the area. You can see the Burnside Bridge right there. That's where the 48-year-old man was just found dead. The woman collapsed dead near the Steel Bridge, just a bit north...

2015-02-28 - Naked man rants and raves on balcony, punches man and cop, at Lakeside Rise in Blackley (Britain):

Note: Right across the street from a big pond or small lake, and about 500 feet north of the River Irk. Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-02-28 - Man, 56, armed with axe and knife, climbs on moving bulldozer at landfill, says hunters chasing him, in Salem (Oregon):

Quote: "A Marion County, Oregon, sheriff's spokesman says deputies have arrested a 56-year-old transient accused of crawling onto a moving bulldozer while swinging an ax. Sgt. Chris Baldridge says the bulldozer operator at a Salem landfill called 911 Thursday afternoon, then locked himself in the cab of the machine and waited for deputies."

Note: So three more people going nuts, two of them naked. Two were near rivers (both the naked guys) and one was at a landfill. The situation is not looking too good for people who don't want their brains chemically damaged...

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