Sunday, May 25, 2014

Event Update For 2014-05-24

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Fires And Explosions

2014-05-24 - Car bursts into flame, car crashes into gas station, driver on fire, in coastal East Haven (Connecticut), 1 injured:

Quote: "A witness said it appeared the interior of his Mitsubishi was on fire as he drove down Frontage Road and into the Hess gas station where he hit a pole next to a gas pump. The man reportedly was on fire as he got out of the car and started running. He was later transported to the hospital."

2014-05-24 - Doctor burned to death when van explodes into flame on highway in Jhansi (India):

Quote: "On Saturday, the van driver did not report for duty. Several nurses too skipped the journey barring one. Hence, Dr Anand decided to drive the van to the centre. As they crossed Paricha Thermal Power plant, a blast occurred and car instantly burst into flames. The intensity of the fire can be gauged from the fact that the car and the doctor were reduced to ashes before any rescue attempt could be made. Miraculously, the nurse managed to escape the fury with a few bruises and a fracture."

Quote: "A fire tender from Paricha Plant was called to douse the fire. Nearby people were clueless about the cause of mishap. SSP Jhansi, Sriparna Gangulee, said that the gas kit cylinder was found intact."

Note: Nurse got scraped and a fractured bone so I bet she leapt from the moving van as it exploded into flame, or maybe the explosion blew her out of the van. From the full hypothesis: "Vehicles of all kinds will continue to burn, as they have been, and the number of vehicular fires will continue to escalate, inevitably resulting in a corresponding increase in the number of people being incinerated in their vehicles."

2014-05-24 - Apartment damaged by explosion in Jerusalem’s Beit Hanina neighborhood (Israel), 1 killed, 3 injured:

2014-05-24 - Chemical plant devastated by massive inferno in Dhar (India), at least 2 killed, dozens feared trapped:

Quote: "So far, labourers have reportedly been asked not to interact with the media."

2014-05-24 - Landfill erupts in flame on Bramford Road in Great Blakenham (Britain), people advised to close windows/doors:

2014-05-24 - Landfill hit by fire in Edmonton (Canada):

2014-05-24 - Railroad bridge destroyed by fire near Mooreton (North Dakota):

Quote: "The fire is under investigation, but firefighters say it may have started by someone burning debris near the bridge."

Note: That can also be phrased the other way: 'the fire may not have been started by anyone burning debris near the bridge.' In other words, they don't know. 'May' is a handy word because you can put anything you want, for any reason you want, on the other side of it. 'This fire may have been caused by aliens shooting lasers at us from Neptune.' 'This fire may have been caused by flatulent cows wandering by and one got hit by lightning and exploded.' Blah blah. Lacking actual evidence, I just see a bridge that got destroyed by fire, and it isn't the first bridge to burn nor the biggest. The biggest bridge fire so far was when the Feng Yu Covered Bridge, the largest covered bridge in Asia, was destroyed by a humongous inferno in Chongqing (China), mentioned in the 2013-11-30 update...

2014-05-24 - Fire breaks out near the Mare Island Bridge in coastal Vallejo (California):

2014-05-24 - Six cars, two motorcycles and an RV destroyed by fire at industrial estate in coastal Clacton-On-Sea (Britain):

Note: No evidence mentioned of people being involved. Looks like it's just officials blowing more assumptions out their arses, which helps give them extra lift when they do their jumping-to-conclusions exercises. There can be no doubt that they are amazingly great at one thing though: not catching arsonists!

2014-05-24 - Tug ship 'Hai Lee 5' bursts into flame at jetty near Carey Island (Pulau Carey) in Malaysia, 1 killed:

Quote: "A sailor drowned after he jumped out of a burning ship into the water to save himself at Sungai Langat. The 33-year-old-man, identified as Abdul Syukur Mohd Nazim, jumped into the river around 10.38pm on Saturday. Firefighters were able to put out the flames and rescue the other crew members on board the ship near Carey Island, but were unable to locate Abdul Syukur."

2014-05-24 - Boat bursts into flame at 3:45 AM at Sea Cow's Bay in Tortola (Virgin Islands):

2014-05-24 - Prison bus bursts into flame at 3:30 AM in Ogemaw County, near West Branch (Michigan):,99416

2014-05-24 - Megabus bursts into flame on the M1 near Tibshelf (Britain):

2014-05-24 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on I-90 near Genesee Community College in Batavia (New York):

2014-05-24 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on Hyde Road in coastal Paignton (Britain):

2014-05-24 - Tractor bursts into flame on road south of Knoxville (Iowa):

2014-05-24 - Box truck bursts into flame at moving and storage company in Palatine (Illinois):

Note: And the day prior, a pickup truck plowed into a building in Palatine, mentioned in the 2014-05-23 update...

2014-05-24 - Van bursts into flame on road in coastal Santa Barbara (California):

2014-05-24 - Van bursts into flame while parked at business in Grimsby (Britain):

Note: You know why the officials didn't try to paint this fire as arson? Because it happened in a busy place, and people SAW it catch fire all by itself. That's it, the only reason. It's when there is NOBODY around that they assume arson, like those 9 vehicles that went up in flames in coastal Clacton-On-Sea. And yet the very same circumstances that make the vehicles burst into flame can happen regardless of whether there are people standing around nearby or not. It's not like the vehicles need any people around to burst into flame. The vehicles don't care if there are people around or not. It's only the OFFICIALS that care, in the sense that they automatically assume arson unless proved otherwise when actually, these days, it should be the reverse. They're no longer living in the real world, they're living in some fantasy-land where vehicles don't spontaneously ignite, despite the obvious evidence - MOUNTAINS of it - that vehicles of all kinds do indeed spontaneously ignite now, a whole lot, all over the place...

2014-05-24 - Pickup truck bursts into flame at 3 AM while parked at home, fire spreads, home destroyed, in Houston (Texas):

Quote: "An elderly woman's home was completely destroyed after a massive fire early Saturday morning. Firefighters responded to the home on Caplin Street near Barnston Street around 3 a.m. When they arrived, firefighters said they found heavy flames pouring from the house. According to reports, the fire started in the homeowner's pickup truck that was parked in a car port next to the house."

Note: And our own vehicles take out another home...

2014-05-24 - Pickup truck bursts into flame on I-95 just north of the Gold Star Memorial Bridge in coastal Groton (Connecticut):

Quote: "A fully involved truck fire Saturday afternoon on Interstate 95 just north of the Gold Star Memorial Bridge at the side of highway’s southbound lanes forced the closure of one lane for about 15 minutes. Ray Hart, acting captain of the Groton City Fire Department, said the fire at about 4 p.m. took only about 2 to 3 minutes to extinguish. The engine and passenger areas of the half-ton pickup truck were heavily damaged, and the truck was a total loss..."

Note: Also see the fiery two-big-rig crash on I-95 in coastal Stonington (Connecticut)...

2014-05-24 - Car bursts into flame while parked on Oak Grove Avenue in Springfield (Massachusetts):

2014-05-24 - Car bursts into flame while parked at condos, fire spreads to second car, in Rolling Meadows (Illinois):

2014-05-24 - Car bursts into flame at 3:30 AM while parked on street in New Castle (Pennsylvania):

2014-05-24 - Car bursts into flame on Elm Grove Road in Dawlish (Connecticut):

2014-05-24 - Car bursts into flame on Route 5 in Charlotte Hall (Maryland):

2014-05-24 - Car bursts into flame on Corn Tassel Road in coastal Bridgeport (Connecticut):

2014-05-24 - Car bursts into flame on street in coastal Durban (South Africa):

2014-05-24 - Car bursts into flame on Turner Avenue in Illingworth (Britain):

2014-05-24 - Vehicle bursts into flame on Route 116 in the Town of Winneconne (Wisconsin), 1 injured:

Note: Winneconne is sandwiched between Lake Winneconne and Lake Butte de Morts. Since 'de Morts' means 'of Death' then I guess this is the lake at the Butte of Death. Enjoy the fishing, and watch out for any mysteriously empty 'ghost boats' and corpses!

2014-05-24 - Barn destroyed by fire near Oakfield Township (Michigan):

2014-05-24 - Barn heavily damaged by fire near St. Marys (Ohio):,cntnt01,print,0&cntnt01articleid=19800&cntnt01showtemplate=false&cntnt01returnid=15

2014-05-24 - Barn damaged by fire at 4 AM on Ickes Height Road in Imler (Pennsylvania):

2014-05-24 - Barn damaged by fire in Little Spring Road near Ellicott (Colorado):

2014-05-25 - Wildfire grows significantly near Oak Creek Canyon (Arizona):

2014-05-24 - Brush fire erupts near Tradition Field in coastal Port St. Lucie (Florida):

2014-05-24 - Transformer bursts into flame in Derry Township (Pennsylvania), 1200 homes go dark:

2014-05-24 - Transformer bursts into flame at market in Bhopal (India):

2014-05-24 - Warehouse bursts into flame in Delanco (New Jersey), transit disrupted, nobody there:

Quote: "River Line service was temporarily suspended in both directions between Beverly and Riverside stations. "

Note: Delanco is located at the confluence of the Delaware River and Rancocas Creek...

2014-05-24 - Office building destroyed at apartments near Valley View Road in Morgantown (West Virginia), nobody there:

2014-05-24 - Storage building destroyed by fire at 1:30 AM in Lizana (Mississippi), near the coast:

2014-05-24 - Vision clinic destroyed by fire at 4:30 AM in Laramie (Wyoming):

2014-05-24 - Porch bursts into flame at duplex in La Crosse (Wisconsin):

2014-05-24 - Deck bursts into flame at 3 AM at home in Algonquin (Illinois):

2014-05-24 - Deck bursts into flame, fire spreads, home heavily damaged, on Edenbridge Drive in Angus (Canada):

2014-05-24 - Deck bursts into flame after 11 PM, fire spreads, home destroyed, in Weston (Wisconsin):

Note: Address listed is 200 feet from Silver Creek...

2014-05-24 - Balcony bursts into flame, fire spreads to apartment building, in coastal San Jose (California), nobody there:

2014-05-24 - House heavily damaged by fire in the wee hours in coastal Tampa (Florida):

2014-05-24 - Home damaged by fire at 1:30 AM in Grand Rapids (Michigan):

2014-05-24 - House destroyed by fire in Tippecanoe County, near Buck Creek (Indiana), nobody there:

2014-05-24 - Deadly blaze destroys home at 1:30 AM in Pomfret (Connecticut), 1 killed:

2014-05-24 - Vacant mobile home destroyed by fire at midnight on Fields Creek Road in Winifrede (West Virginia):

2014-05-24 - Seven vacant mobile homes go up in flames in two separate fires in the same trailer park in Flint (Michigan):

Quote: "Flint firefighters were called to the park at 2:30 p.m. where two trailers, 11 lots apart, were destroyed in separate fires. Five other trailers were exposed to the flames, but were not destroyed."

2014-05-24 - Vacant house burns at midnight in Albany (Georgia):

2014-05-24 - Vacant home burns at 4:36 AM in West Hempfield Township (Pennsylvania):

Note: West Hempfield is located on the northeastern (downwind) banks of the Susquehanna River...

2014-05-24 - Vacant house destroyed by huge blaze in Gastonia (North Carolina):

Quote: "Crews said the fire is so large they are working to make sure it does not spread into the woods."

Note: Translation: Retreat!

2014-05-24 - Vacant restaurant burns in coastal Kent (Washington):

2014-05-24 - Huge fish kill hits dam reservoir in Corum Province (Turkey):

2014-05-24 - Hundreds of trout found dead in river near Monforte (Portugal):

2014-05-24 - Many tons of fish die at fish farms in Lake Bato (Philippine Islands):

2014-05-24 - Two men, 22 and 23, go out on boat, next seen dead in water near Kent Island (Maryland):

Quote: "The bodies of the young men were found nearby. Both men were wearing lifejackets."

2014-05-24 - Man and woman, 82 and 77, found dead just after 6:30 AM in home in Boxted (Britain), 8 miles from the coast:

2014-05-24 - Woman and two daughters, 35, 12 and 8, found dead in home in coastal Dwarka, Gujarat (India):

2014-05-24 - Two workers drop dead inside manhole in Nerkunram (India), near the coast:

Quote: "Shanmugam, who first entered the manhole, failed to respond, and Babu followed him into the tank after about 10 minutes. Both inhaled poisonous gases and collapsed inside the tank."

2014-05-24 - Woman, 67, found dead in hot tub at home on Shelton Mill Road near Phenix City (Alabama):

2014-05-24 - Person found dead in neighborhood swimming pool in Charlotte (North Carolina):

Quote: "That white truck says 'Hazardous Materials Regional Response Team' - at an apparent drowning"

Quote: "This is nuts: Hazmat, 2 search & rescue (USAR), crime scene truck, cops everywhere.. For someone found dead in a pool?"

2014-05-24 - Boy, 2, drops dead at home in coastal Oakland (California):

Quote: "Right now, they are treating it as an unexplained death, a possible SIDS (sudden infant death syndrome) death..."

Note: SIDS stands for 'We have no idea why this child died, or if we do, we ain't talkin.'

2014-05-24 - Experienced scuba diver, man, found floating dead near ferry docks in coastal Edmonds (Washington):

Quote: "Fellow divers told crews the man was an experienced diver and well-acquainted with the park."

2014-05-24 - Boy, 17, falls off boat and dies at 4:15 AM at Tolers Cove Marina in coastal Mount Pleasant (South Carolina):

2014-05-24 - Man found dead in the water near marina in coastal Alviso (California):

2014-05-24 - Middle-aged man found dead in Cross Lake in Shreveport (Louisiana):

2014-05-24 - Man, 26, goes fishing with friends, disappears, found dead in Clear Lake at 3 AM in Cerro Gordo County (Iowa):

2014-05-24 - Person found dead in the Snake River near Twin Falls (Idaho):

2014-05-24 - Boy, 3, drops dead at home in Anderson County (South Carolina):

2014-05-24 - College student, man, found dead in dorm at Leeds University in Leeds (Britain):

2014-05-24 - Man, 31, drops dead in jail cell on his birthday in coastal Barnstable County (Massachusetts):

2014-05-24 - Man, 47, found dead in submerged SUV in lake near Kodishettipura (India):

2014-05-24 - Man, 30, drops dead in hotel in Jalandar (India):

2014-05-24 - Man in his 60s slumps over dead at bus stop in Bury (Britain), near the River Irwell:

2014-05-24 - Person found dead in Paint Creek, near Falls Road, west of Bainbridge (Ohio):

2014-05-24 - Small plane lands, landing gear collapses, plane bursts into flame, in Midlothian (Texas), 1 lightly injured:

2014-05-24 - Small plane lands, landing gear collapses, in El Paso (Texas):

Note: From the full hypothesis: "As planes land, they will more frequently blow tires, or their landing gear will collapse, or they will run off runways."

2014-05-24 - Small plane flips over while landing at Simsbury Airport (Connecticut), 1 lightly injured:

2014-05-24 - Small plane crashes on Madeline Island in Lake Superior, near La Pointe (Wisconsin):

2014-05-24 - Small plane makes belly landing at airport in Weyers Cave (Virginia):

2014-05-24 - Small plane makes emergency landing on golf course in West Caldwell (New Jersey):

2014-05-24 - Float plane crashes into Banks Lake near Steamboat Rock State Park (Washington), 1 killed:

2014-05-24 - Float plane makes unplanned landing near Edmonds (Washington), engine failure:

2014-05-24 - Nine auto accidents hit South Wales (Britain):

Note: Actually, it was seven accidents, plus a vehicle and a van going up in flames, which the cops assume was arson without actually providing any evidence of such. Always with the assuming! You'd think they'd train people better than that, but maybe competent people are rare there so they have to make due with what they've got...

2014-05-24 - Passenger bus plunges 100 meters down ravine in Arequipa (Peru), 16 killed, 7 injured:

2014-05-24 - Passenger bus overturns in Tehran (Iran), 16 injured:

2014-05-24 - Brakes fail, tractor trailer overturns on highway near Kenansville (North Carolina), 1 lightly injured:

Quote: "The driver of the 18-wheeler, Manuel Tyson, told troopers he swerved his truck to avoid getting too close to a school bus and another car with children. Tyson said he experienced brake failure, causing his truck to overturn."

Note: Yeah, that's gonna work out just great as more big rigs experience brake failure on highways, especially when it's tanker trucks hauling 6000 gallons of gasoline and their brakes fail because they're on fire...

2014-05-24 - Two tractor trailers collide at 4 AM, one bursts into flame, on I-95 in coastal Stonington (Connecticut), 2 injured:,0,1275733.story

2014-05-24 - Tractor trailer overturns on I-95 near Darien (Georgia):

2014-05-24 - Truck and passenger bus collide head-on, in Comilla (Bangladesh), 3 killed, 15 injured:

2014-05-24 - Pickup truck veers off road, hits power pole, fire erupts, on Rock Creek Road near Missoula (Montana), 1 injured:

2014-05-24 - Two cars collide head-on, near Bowdle (South Dakota), 3 killed, 1 injured:

2014-05-24 - Car crashes, bursts into flame, on the Woodrow Wilson Bridge over the Potomac River, near Oxon Hill (Maryland):

2014-05-24 - Car veers off road at 5 AM, hits tree, bursts into flame, near I-94 in Hartford (Michigan), 1 killed:

2014-05-24 - Car veers off road, hits trees, in coastal Ocean Shores (Australia), 1 killed:

2014-05-24 - Man, 25, gets naked and plays violin outside courthouse in Portland (Oregon):

2014-05-24 - Naked man, 24, found laying on road under bridge at 3 AM in Canyon (Texas), says aliens abducted him:

Quote: "Deputies found a 24-year-old Amarillo man lying face down on the southbound service road underneath the Rockwell Road overpass. He also had a compound fracture to his left forearm. He claimed that aliens had dropped him off."

2014-05-24 - Swarm of bees attacks and stings several people at home in Tucson (Arizona):

2014-05-24 - Large sinkhole opens in street in Edmonton (Canada):

2014-05-24 - Large sinkhole takes out part of Sunset Harbor Road in Brunswick County (North Carolina):

2014-05-24 - Magnitude 6.9 earthquake strikes in the sea near Greece and Turkey, some buildings damaged, 100 lightly injured:


  1. It's gettin' weirder all the time (updated Beatles song title)!

    I see your naked man pair and raise you one:

    Thanks Jonny.


    1. Ayup, that IS a weird one! Maybe he thought it was a sperm bank and he was making a deposit!