Event Update For 2014-04-27

http://jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com/2012/02/jumping-jack-flash-hypothesis-its-gas.html

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Fires And Explosions

2014-04-27 - Auto scrapyard hit by huge blaze in Madison (Wisconsin), scrap cars burn:
http://host.madison.com/news/local/crime_and_courts/no-injuries-reported-at-far-east-side-salvage-company-fire/article_ce2b6239-0300-52df-990b-65d85943ef7c.html

2014-04-27 - Metal shop goes up in flames, owner found unresponsive in home nearby, in Mountrail County (North Dakota):
http://www.minotdailynews.com/page/content.detail/id/595746/Man-found--unresponsive-in-home-near-fire.html

Quote: "Two grain trucks and a combine were among the farm implements lost in a metal shop fire Sunday afternoon in rural Mountrail County near the Ward County border southwest of Kenmare. Initial reports also indicate that the farmer who owns the property was found unresponsive in his home."

Note: So some vehicles and a metal shop ignited and nearby a man found unresponsive. Uh huh, well, hydrogen sulfide is reactive with rusty iron/steel, no other ignition source necessary, and a metal shop is gonna have some of that. It's also reactive with copper, especially electrified copper, and all of the vehicles probably had batteries in them. And finally, it's a deadly gas and will knock people unconscious or dead with as little as one breath. This area is near-ish to Minot, where a number of airmen have been found dead. From the full hypothesis: "Metal-related businesses will be hit hard, including salvage yards and metal recycling centers."
 

2014-04-27 - Garage explodes and burns just after midnight at home in Villa Park (Illinois), 3 cars destroyed:
http://abclocal.go.com/wls/gallery?section=news/local&id=9518216&photo=1
http://twitter.com/ABC7Chicago/status/460410193478561792/photo/1
http://www.veooz.com/photos/QH8J8ZP.html
http://inagist.com/all/460410193478561792/

Quote: "No one was injured when a Villa Park garage exploded and caught fire just after midnight Sunday. Three cars were destroyed and there was some damage to the adjacent home."

2014-04-27 - Mysterious explosion on street just before 1 AM alarms residents in coastal Edinburgh (Scotland):
http://www.liveedinburghnews.org/2014/04/27/drylaw-residents-evacuated-after-reports-of-an-explosion/

2014-04-27 - Train tunnel erupts in flame in Shelby Valley (Kentucky), in the Robinson Creek area:
http://www.wsaz.com/home/headlines/Crews-Battle-Fire-in-Pike-County-Train-Tunnel-257047631.html
http://www.whas11.com/news/local/256891481.html
http://www.wkyt.com/home/headlines/256885601.html
http://www.wowktv.com/story/25353248/firefighters-battle-blaze-in-shelby-valley-ky-train-tunnel
http://www.centralkynews.com/amnews/news/state/firefighters-battle-blaze-in-train-tunnel/article_c87f6f8e-9332-5d29-b0b6-dfa3521e81ed.html

Quote: "It's burning in a CSX train tunnel in the Robinson Creek area, which is across US 23 from Shelby Valley High School. Shelby Valley was closed Monday due to smoke from the fire. Tackett says the tunnel was built years ago and lined with timber."

2014-04-27 - Landfill ignites near coastal George Town (Cayman Islands), plus two other fires:
http://www.caymannewsservice.com/local-news/2014/04/28/fire-service-tackles-back-back-blazes

Quote: "Fire fighters tackled three different blazes Saturday morning: a structural fire in central George Town, a brush fire in Pedro and another blaze at the landfill, all within less than an hour a half of each other."

2014-04-27 - Chemical plant hit by fire in Scioto County (Ohio):
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=FR-20140428-43527-USA
http://www.wsaz.com/home/headlines/Emergency-Crews-Respond-to-Fire-at-Chemical-Plant-256918361.html

Quote: "Crews are responding to a fire reported at Haverhill Chemical Plant. 911 dispatchers say there is no further information beyond that, but several witnesses have contacted WSAZ saying smoke can be seen from a distance."

2014-04-27 - Petroleum warehouse destroyed by fire in coastal Singapore:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=FR-20140427-43515-SGP

2014-04-27 - Underground air raid shelter catches fire in Heaton Norris (Britain):
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/underground-air-raid-shelter-blaze-7040418

2014-04-27 - Fishing boat bursts into flame, burns and sinks, in Nago Bay (Japan):
http://israelforeignaffairs.com/chartered-fishing-boat-catches-fire-off-nago
http://news.nom.co/chartered-fishing-boat-catches-fire-9196195-news/

Quote: "According to Nago Coast Guard, the boat in fire was about 3.2 kilometers offshore of Awa, Nago City. The Ryu-Q Asahi Broadcasting (QAB) had chartered the boat for program coverage. They were on their way back when the engine room caught fire. The boat sank about three hours later."

2014-04-27 - Ferry boat 'Crown Seaways' damaged by explosion near the island of Anholt (Denmark):
http://www.vesseltracker.com/en/Ships/Crown-Seaways-8917613.html

Quote: "The ferry was on the way to Oslo with 960 passengers on board at that time. Passengers were briefly gathered on one of the ferry's deck while firemen examined the damage. The explosion, which occurred shortly before 9:30 p.m., sparked a big bang, and the impact was felt in most parts of the ship. The engines were immediately stopped, and the ferry drifted for half an hour before the journey towards Oslo was resumed."

2014-04-27 - Double-decker bus bursts into flame on the A20 in coastal Ramsgate (Britain):
http://www.kentonline.co.uk/folkestone/news/drive-uninjured-after-bus-fire-16411/
http://www.thanetgazette.co.uk/THANET-STORY/story-21020195-detail/story.html
http://busandtrain.blogspot.com/2014/04/spectacular-bus-fire.html
http://www.onenewspage.co.uk/n/UK/750ebsn94/Ramsgate-rail-replacement-bus-fire.htm
http://viralnewschart.com/ShowLink.aspx?linkId=42805972
http://www.newsdump.co.uk/news/isle-of-thanet-gazette-published-ramsgate-rail-replacement-bus-fire

2014-04-27 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on US 30 near Crestline (Ohio):
http://www.wvno.com/local-news/single.asp?story=59510
http://crawfordcountynow.com/local/semi-fire-closes-portion-of-us-30/
http://www.northcentralohio.com/local-news/single.asp?story=59510
http://www.bucyrustelegraphforum.com/article/20140427/NEWS01/304270019/None-injured-after-semi-catches-fire

2014-04-27 - Semi tractor destroyed by fire at 7 AM, minivan damaged, while parked at business in North Salt Lake (Utah):
http://www.davisclipper.com/view/full_story/25001441/article-Fire-destroys-semi-tractor-at-distribution-center

Quote: "A fire destroyed a semi-tractor and damaged a mini-van parked nearby at the Albertson's Distribution Center, 620 W. 600 North on Sunday morning."

2014-04-27 - Tractor and garage destroyed by fire at 12:46 AM in Powhatan Point (Ohio), near Martins Ferry:
http://www.timesleaderonline.com/page/content.detail/id/554300/Powhatan-street-garage-suffers-heavy-fire-damage.html

Note: A car recently burst into flame on a road in Bridgeport (Ohio), also near Martins Ferry, mentioned in the 2014-04-25 update. Powhatan Point is located on the banks of the Ohio River...

2014-04-27 - Camper-van bursts into flame on Perth Street in Accrington (Britain):
http://www.lancsfirerescue.org.uk/2014/04/caravan-on-fire-in-accrington-at-2009/

2014-04-27 - Van bursts into flame just before 2 AM while parked inside garage at home in coastal Everett (Washington):
http://myeverettnews.com/2014/04/27/everett-firefighters-stop-van-fire-extending-garage/

2014-04-27 - SUV and pickup truck burst into flame at 5:20 AM while parked at home on Frye Street in Waynesboro (Virginia):
http://www.newsleader.com/article/20140428/NEWS01/304280017/Police-suspect-foul-play-car-fires-Waynesboro
http://www.onenewspage.us/n/US/750ebtkwk/Police-Investigating-Suspicious-Vehicle-Fire.htm
http://www.nbc29.com/story/25358578/waynesboro-police-investigate-suspicious-vehicle-fire

Note: Suspect arson, blah blah, no evidence. This place is about 2000 feet east (downwind) of the South River. The wee hours are when the atmosphere cools and contracts, which will push any methane or hydrogen sulfide in the air above closer to the ground...

2014-04-27 - SUV bursts into flame after 2 AM while parked on street in Dayton (Ohio):
http://wdtn.com/2014/04/27/car-swallowed-by-flames/

2014-04-27 - Pickup truck bursts into flame while parked at gas station in Northfield (Vermont):
http://www.wcax.com/story/25353969/truck-fire-at-northfield-gas-station

2014-04-27 - Pickup truck bursts into flame at 4:50 AM on road in Chestnuthill Township (Pennsylvania), in Monroe County:
http://www.tnonline.com/2014/apr/28/truck-catches-fire

2014-04-27 - Car bursts into flame on I-85 in Greenville (South Carolina):
http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/25353739/car-fire-slows-traffic-on-i-85
http://www.wtoc.com/story/25353739/car-fire-slows-traffic-on-i-85
http://www.wistv.com/story/25353739/car-fire-slows-traffic-on-i-85

2014-04-27 - Car bursts into flame at 5 AM while parked on street in Forest Hill (Maryland):
http://www.daggerpress.com/2014/04/28/vehicle-damaged-in-sunday-morning-fire-in-forest-hill/

Quote: "The fire was determined to be incendiary in nature..."

Note: Methane and hydrogen sulfide are both highly flammable, e.g. accelerants, so fires involving either or both gases will, of course, be 'incendiary in nature'. That doesn't mean any PEOPLE were involved in setting the fire though. Three police cars went up in flames at a police station in Norwich (Vermont) and they too detected an accelerant had been used, e.g. the fire was 'incendiary'. They assumed arson at first too, then retracted that, presumably because police stations have surveillance video and they saw those vehicles go up in flames on their own. That event was mentioned in the 2012-11-22 update. Cops and fire officials, being apparently completely ignorant of the problem we face, are generally assuming that 'incendiary' means 'arson', when cops themselves have already demonstrated that that's not necessarily the case...

2014-04-27 - Car bursts into flame at 5:08 AM while parked on street in Springfield (Massachusetts):
http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2014/04/springfield_arson_bomb_squad_i_2.html
http://www.topix.com/city/springfield-ma/2014/04/springfield-arson-bomb-squad-investigate-car-fire

2014-04-27 - Car bursts into flame on Route 29 in Culpeper (Virginia):
http://www.dailyprogress.com/starexponent/news/local_news/vehicle-fire-on-route/article_b25adf5c-cebc-11e3-aa4e-001a4bcf6878.html
http://www.dailyprogress.com/starexponent/news/local_news/vehicle-fire-on-route/image_318381d0-cebd-11e3-8a01-001a4bcf6878.html

2014-04-27 - Two cars burst into flame at auto shop in Thoubal District, Manipur (India):
http://e-pao.net/GP.asp?src=Snipp6..280414.apr14

2014-04-27 - Car bursts into flame on Stratford Road in Mickleton (Britain):
http://www.cotswoldjournal.co.uk/news/11176020.Car_severely_damaged_in_Mickleton_fire/

2014-04-27 - Car bursts into flame on Rectory Lane in Winwick, Warrington (Britain):
http://www.cheshirefire.gov.uk/news-events/incidents/car-fire-in-warrington_28-04-2014_8-29-23

2014-04-27 - Multiple RV trailers go up in flames at Moraine Campland in Slippery Rock (Pennsylvania), in Butler County:
http://www.wpxi.com/news/news/local/blaze-destroys-multiple-campers-butler-county-camp/nfjqS/

2014-04-27 - RV trailer destroyed by fire while parked in coastal Hartlepool (Britain):
http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/local/probe-launched-after-blaze-turns-caravan-in-hartlepool-into-a-big-ball-of-fire-1-6583102
http://www.newsnortheast.org.uk/news/probe-launched-after-blaze-turns-caravan-in-hartlepool-into-a-big-ball-of-fire
http://www.newsuk24.com/news/probe-launched-after-blaze-turns-caravan-in-hartlepool-into-big-ball-of-fire

2014-04-27 - Bulldozer, pickup truck, two boats and storage building destroyed by fire in Merrill (Wisconsin):
http://www.wausaudailyherald.com/article/20140426/WDH01/304260404
http://www.wjfw.com/print_story.html?SKU=20140426171224

Quote: "Yorde Tool & Machining lost boats, a truck, carts, a bulldozer and two pontoons Saturday. The fire happened around 1:30 this afternoon."

Note: This place is about 700 feet from the Wisconsin River...

2014-04-27 - Building housing two auto shops damaged by fire in Tallmadge (Ohio):
http://www.ohio.com/news/tallmadge-fire-damages-building-housing-two-automotive-businesses-1.483898

2014-04-27 - Chicken barn destroyed by fire just before 4:30 AM in the Town of Christiana (Wisconsin), 52 chickens killed:
http://www.twincities.com/localnews/ci_25648403/shed-fire-kills-52-chickens-southern-wisc
http://www.wkow.com/story/25351845/2014/04/27/fire-destroys-pole-shed-kills-more-than-50-chickens

2014-04-27 - Barn destroyed by fire in Greenock Township, Brockton (Canada):
http://blackburnnews.com/midwestern-ontario/midwestern-ontario-news/2014/04/28/police-investigate-brockton-barn-fire/

2014-04-27 - Barn destroyed by fire near Artesian (South Dakota), in Sanborn County:
http://kmit.com/news/099990-fire-destroys-barn-in-sanborn-county/

2014-04-27 - Barn damaged by fire in Magnetawan (Canada):
http://www.northbaynipissing.com/news-story/4487374-barn-fire-in-magnetawan/
http://www.muskokaregion.com/news-story/4487374-barn-fire-in-magnetawan/

2014-04-27 - Brush fire ignites in the Goshen Pond section of the Wharton State Forest (New Jersey):
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=WF-20140428-43528-USA
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Another-Forest-Fire-Breaks-Out-in-South-Jersey-256899041.html

Quote: "The fire is the latest of several that have broken out recently in South Jersey. Another forest fire was reported Friday in the Wharton State Forest in Shamong Township that burned 50 acres within a half hour. A blaze in Berkeley Township burned more than 300 acres and forced hundreds of evacuations on Thursday. A fire that burned more than 1500 acres in Downe Township in Cumberland County also broke out on Wednesday."

Note: Fires everywhere...it's a Joisey thing!

2014-04-27 - Brush fire ignites, gets big, in Bethlehem Township (Pennsylvania), homes threatened, near the Lehigh River:
http://www.wfmz.com/news/news-regional-lehighvalley/crews-respond-to-massive-brush-fire-in-bethlehem/25686834

2014-04-27 - Dumpster bursts into flame at motor inn in Leamington (Canada):
http://blogs.windsorstar.com/2014/04/27/pelee-motor-inn-evacuated-after-dumster-fire/

2014-04-27 - Mulch bursts into flame outside Kohl's, fire spreads, building scorched, in Limerick (Pennsylvania):
http://www.pottsmerc.com/general-news/20140425/fire-scorches-facade-of-limerick-kohls-video-photos

Note: Limerick is located on the northeast (downwind) banks of the Schuykill River...

2014-04-27 - Transformer bursts into flame at 1:18 AM at the Bay Pointe Inn on Gun Lake in Orangeville Township (Michigan):
http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2014/04/bay_pointe_inn_evacuated_durin.html
http://fox17online.com/2014/04/27/small-blaze-causes-guests-to-evacuate-bay-pointe-inn/
http://woodtv.com/2014/04/28/bay-pointe-inn-transformer-started-fire/

2014-04-27 - Transformer bursts into flame on pole in coastal Mullion (Britain):
http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/11175956.Mullion_transformer_pole_fire/

2014-04-27 - Six large tanks of liquor go up in flames at business in Rautahat District (Nepal):
http://www.myrepublica.com/portal/index.php?action=news_details&news_id=73578

2014-04-27 - Church destroyed by fire just before 5 AM in coastal Newport News (Virginia):
http://www.dailypress.com/news/newport-news/dp-newport-news-church-0427,0,2115828.story

2014-04-27 - Pile of tires goes up in flames along the A449 near Kidderminster (Britain):
http://www.kidderminstershuttle.co.uk/news/11175279.Kidderminster_firefighters_called_to_tyre_fire/

2014-04-27 - Cold storage warehouse devastated by massive blaze in Allahabad (India):
https://in.news.yahoo.com/massive-fire-breaks-cold-storage-building-allahabad-092541022.html
http://www.business-standard.com/article/news-ani/massive-fire-breaks-out-in-cold-storage-building-in-allahabad-114042700329_1.html

2014-04-27 - Storage building destroyed by fire at McDonalds under construction in Hamilton (Ohio):
http://www.whio.com/news/news/local/fire-destroys-building-new-mcdonalds-site/nfjXz/
http://www.local12.com//news/features/top-stories/stories/fire-destroys-hamilton-mcdonalds-construction-11035.shtml

2014-04-27 - Cabin destroyed by fire at RV park in Buellton (California), near the coast, nobody there:
http://www.ksby.com/news/buellton-fire-burns-rv-park-cabin/
http://www.noozhawk.com/article/cabin_destroyed_by_fire_at_buellton_rv_park_20140427
http://www.topix.net/city/goleta-ca/2014/04/cabin-destroyed-by-fire-at-buellton-rv-park

2014-04-27 - Mobile home damaged by fire at 11:15 PM in Sidney (Ohio), nobody there:
http://www.whio.com/news/news/local/mobile-home-catches-fire-no-one-inside/nfjh4/

2014-04-27 - Home damaged by fire at 6:36 AM in Marshall (Texas), nobody there:
http://www.marshallnewsmessenger.com/news/firefighters-put-out-morning-fire/article_d3787639-fdee-56df-9c74-7b1db149c26b.html

2014-04-27 - Home under construction destroyed by fire after 11 PM in Bellevue neighborhood in Edmonton (Canada):
http://edmonton.ctvnews.ca/overnight-fire-found-to-be-arson-eps-investigating-1.1795359
http://www.news.nom.co/fire-destroys-house-under-9204614-news/

Note: 'Confirmed' arson. So that means they ruled out accidental causes, or they think they have anyway. Did they rule out hydrogen sulfide's reactivity with rusty iron/steel or electrified copper? Nope, so they can't 'confirm' it as arson, unless they have a witness or a motive or surveillance footage or some forensics and they don't mention any of that. This looks just like all the other buildings under construction that have been going up in flames. From Wiki: "Bellevue is a smaller residential neighbourhood located in north east Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. The neighbourhood overlooks the North Saskatchewan River."

2014-04-27 - High-rise damaged by electrical fire in downtown Pittsburgh (Pennsylvania):
http://triblive.com/news/adminpage/6017210-74/fire-extinguished-steel

2014-04-27 - Deadly blaze rips through rehab center near Krasilovo Lake (Russia), 8 killed, 6 injured:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-27177661

2014-04-27 - Deadly fire damages home in Fresno (California), 1 killed:
http://www.fresnobee.com/2014/04/28/3899296/woman-found-dead-inside-burned.html

2014-04-27 - Vacant house burns in Arvin (California):
http://www.bakersfieldcalifornian.com/local/breaking-news/x1042367750/Suspicious-fire-causes-100-000-damage

2014-04-27 - Vacant home destroyed by fire just before 4 AM in Littleton (Maine):
http://bangordailynews.com/2014/04/27/news/aroostook/fire-destroys-vacant-littleton-home/
http://www.wopular.com/comment/reply/24615762

2014-04-27 - Vacant building destroyed by fire in the wee hours in Antioch (Tennessee):
http://www.wsmv.com/story/25351817/crews-investigate-suspicious-antioch-blaze
http://www.tennessean.com/story/news/local/2014/04/27/nashville-officials-investigating-blaze-vacant-building/8296581/
http://www.thedailytimes.com/news/state_region/officials-investigating-blaze-at-vacant-building/article_c046133c-95f3-53a3-b32f-aac4b3346619.html

2014-04-27 - Vacant building destroyed by fire in Cumming Township (Michigan):
http://ogemawherald.com/stories/No-injuries-in-vacant-building-fire,99256

2014-04-27 - Vacant church destroyed by fire at 6:30 AM in Alorton (Illinois), near the Mississippi River:
http://www.kmov.com/news/local/Multiple-fire-departments-respond-to-blaze-in-Metro-East-256886041.html
http://www.timesdispatch.com/news/ap/fire-destroys-church-in-newport-news/article_05452eec-ce32-11e3-baa8-001a4bcf6878.html

2014-04-27 - Vacant apartment building devastated by huge blaze in coastal Peterhead (Scotland):
http://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/Article.aspx/3664121

2014-04-27 - Vacant day center destroyed by massive fire in coastal Aberdeen (Scotland):
http://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/Article.aspx/3664555
http://www.newsforscotland.com/news/smoke-billows-across-city-ashuge-fire-takes-hold
 

2014-04-27 - Two boys, 10 and 6, found dead in swimming pool in coastal Delray Beach (Florida):
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/palm-beach/delray-beach/fl-delray-beach-child-drownings-20140428,0,7416742.story
http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/04/28/4085671/2-children-found-dead-in-delray.html
http://home.topnewstoday.org/home/article/13383356/
 

2014-04-27 - Firefighter, 56, drops dead on duty in coastal Duxbury (Massachusetts):
http://www.whdh.com/story/25354058/duxbury-veteran-firefighter-dies-while-on-duty

2014-04-27 - Man goes to retrieve paddleboat, doesn't resurface, found dead in pond in coastal Jacksonville (Florida):
http://www.actionnewsjax.com/content/topstories/story/Body-found-of-man-missing-in-Northside-retention/YlagabnM_06MMs4esLEgAA.cspx
http://www.fox30jax.com/content/topstories/story/Body-found-of-man-missing-in-Northside-retention/YlagabnM_06MMs4esLEgAA.cspx

2014-04-27 - Person found dead in lake at Urfer Family Park in coastal Sarasota (Florida):
http://www.bradenton.com/2014/04/27/5124817/body-found-floating-in-sarasotas.html

2014-04-27 - Woman found dead in canal in Miami Springs suburb of coastal Miami (Florida):
http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/04/27/4083924/womans-body-found-floating-in.html
http://www.denversun.com/index.php/sid/221476585/scat/154063713fe5da1f

Note: Above three stories: pond, lake, canal, Florida, Florida, Florida. Florida is a peninsula state, generally downwind of the Gulf of Mexico, North America's sewer, so Florida will tend to get hit by more deadly heavier-than-air water-soluble hydrogen sulfide than most other places. Also see the two children found dead in a swimming pool in coastal Delray Beach (Florida)...

2014-04-27 - Man dies in lake at 11:15 PM in Speedway (Indiana):
http://www.indystar.com/story/news/crime/2014/04/28/man-drowns-in-speedway-retention-pond-indianapolis/8386215/
http://www.wsbt.com/news/local/Divers-find-man-dead-in-apartment-retention-pond/25690718

2014-04-27 - Person found dead at Mauch Chunk Lake Park, hazmat called in, in Jim Thorpe (Pennsylvania):
http://www.tnonline.com/2014/apr/27/body-found-mauch-chunk-lake-0

Quote: "Emergency crews discovered a body this morning at Mauch Chunk Lake Park. Shortly before 9 a.m. crews were called to a hazardous materials situation at the park. The body was found there. Police on scene said they do not suspect foul play."

2014-04-27 - Man, 35, goes to walk dog, next seen dead in pond in the Town of Wheatfield (New York):
http://www.wkbw.com/news/Body-of-Missing-Man-Found-in-Pond-257038881.html

Note: Seen this NUMEROUS times now, where someone goes out to walk a dog and they're found dead in or near a body of water. Actually, people aren't only dying while going outside to walk dogs, but when they go outside for ANYTHING - chopping wood, gathering mushrooms, fishing, swimming, hiking, hunting, taking a jog, taking a walk, whatever...

2014-04-27 - Man, 42, goes to pick mushrooms, drops dead, near Oneida (Kentucky):
http://www.kfvs12.com/story/25353899/missing-man-found-dead-in-southeastern-kentucky
http://www.wkyt.com/wymt/home/headlines/Missing-man-found-dead-in-Clay-County-256899101.html

Note: Like this guy...

2014-04-27 - Man, 65, goes out hiking and drops dead, in Bedford (Pennsylvania):
http://www.abc27.com/story/25355899/missing-hiker-found-dead-in-western-pa
http://www.greenfieldreporter.com/view/story/8c406815cc2f413ab3e255b2fc65830e/PA--Missing-Hiker

Note: And this guy...

2014-04-27 - Professor, man, 57, goes for a walk, drops dead, in coastal Oman:
http://www.siasat.com/english/news/indian-professor-found-dead-oman
http://www.news.nom.co/indian-professor-found-dead-in-oman-9190521-news/

Note: And this guy...

2014-04-27 - Man found dead in the Jordan River in Salt Lake City (Utah):
http://www.sfgate.com/news/crime/article/Body-found-in-Jordan-River-in-South-Jordan-5433793.php

2014-04-27 - Man found dead in pond in Jaisalmer (India):
http://www.ptinews.com/news/4648432_Body-found-in-Jaisalmer-pond.html

2014-04-27 - Woman, 36, found dead in bathroom in India:
http://www.business-standard.com/article/pti-stories/woman-found-dead-in-hotel-114042800669_1.html

2014-04-27 - Person found dead near the Mississippi River in Clinton (Iowa):
http://www.clintonherald.com/local/x493479789/BREAKING-Body-found-in-North-Clinton

Quote: "At approximately 10:58 a.m. this morning, Clinton Police responded to a report of a deceased body discovered in the woods north of 36th Avenue North and McKinley Street, Clinton, which is located near the Mississippi River's Lyons Chute. A citizen who was mushroom hunting discovered the body, according to a press release issued by the department."

2014-04-27 - Man in his 60s drops dead on street in coastal Santa Barbara (California):
http://www.noozhawk.com/article/body_found_on_state_street_in_santa_barbara_20140427

2014-04-27 - Man, about 40, slumps over dead against building in Bexar County (Texas):
http://www.kens5.com/news/Body-found-against-home-in-east-Bexar-Co--256907311.html

2014-04-27 - Person found dead in the Broad River in Columbia (South Carolina), possible toppler:
http://coladaily.com/2014/04/28/body-found-in-broad-river/

2014-04-27 - Man found dead on public walkway at 6:45 AM in Bridgeport (West Virginia):
http://www.wboy.com/story/25352806/bridgeport-police-investigating-after-mans-body-found-on-public-walkway

2014-04-27 - Woman, 66, drops dead at disc golf course in Roseburg (Oregon):
http://www.kval.com/news/local/Womans-body-found-on-Roseburg-disc-golf-course-256909601.html

2014-04-27 - Man, 19, found dead in pond in Charlotte (North Carolina):
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/news/local/search-crews-scour-pond-missing-person-southeast-c/nfjsN/
http://myfox8.com/2014/04/28/body-of-missing-charlotte-teen-found-in-pond/

2014-04-27 - Man drops dead near baseball diamond at Sullivan Field in Grand Rapids (Michigan):
http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2014/04/mans_body_found_behind_sulliva.html

2014-04-27 - Man found dead in vehicle in Little Rock (Arkansas):
http://www.katv.com/story/25352479/dead-body-found
 

2014-04-27 - Passenger plane makes emergency landing in Frankfurt (Germany), engine failure:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=VIV-20140427-43512-DEU

2014-04-27 - Two small planes collide over the North Bay near San Francisco (California), one lands okay, one crashes into bay, 1 presumed dead:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=VI-20140428-43521-USA
http://www.ktvu.com/videos/news/point-richmond-plane-found-day-after-crashing-into/vCYqJF/
http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_25649739
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/two-small-planes-crash-air-coast-guard-n91056
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/plane-crashed-san-francisco-bay-located-pilot-presumed-dead-article-1.1772237

Quote: Search crews are looking for survivors after two small planes crashed in the air in the North Bay Sunday afternoon, according to the Coast Guard. The Coast Guard said the crash happened at around 4 p.m. about one mile north of the Richmond-San Rafael Bridge. One plane landed safely in Ione, Calif., and the other plane crashed into the water. The Coast Guard, along with support from other government agencies, has crews in the water and in the air searching. Debris has only been spotted so far, but no people yet, the Coast Guard said. Reports said one of those planes may have been trying to land at the time of the crash."

2014-04-27 - Small plane crashes in Nowata County (Oklahoma), engine failure, 3 injured:
http://www.newson6.com/story/25353226/small-plane
http://examiner-enterprise.com/news/local-news/small-aircraft-crashes-nowata-county
http://www.kjrh.com/news/local-news/plane-crash-in-nowata-county-emergency-management-says-there-are-multiple-injuries

2014-04-27 - Small plane crashes into wind turbine near Highmore (South Dakota), 4 killed:
http://siouxcityjournal.com/ap/state/faa-killed-when-plane-in-s-dakota/article_349809d7-cc75-5171-b6a9-c6052505d418.html
http://www.aberdeennews.com/news/local/killed-in-plane-wreck-friends-remember-victims/article_51f03000-cee8-11e3-8477-001a4bcf6878.html

2014-04-27 - Small plane crashes south of Tucson (Arizona), 1 killed:
http://www.jrn.com/kgun9/news/Ultralight--256901791.html
http://www.tucsonnewsnow.com/story/25353926/one-person-killed-in
http://azstarnet.com/news/local/man-killed-in-ultralight-crash-south-of-tucson/article_ab7989fa-ce5c-11e3-bfab-001a4bcf887a.html

2014-04-27 - Small plane crashes near airport in Sumter (South Carolina), 1 injured:
http://www.thestate.com/2014/04/27/3413083/injured-pilot-in-sunday-sumter.html
http://www.theitem.com/news/plane-crash-outside-sumter-airport-leaves-pilot-trapped-for-hours/article_709494b6-ce6f-11e3-a4ec-001a4bcf887a.html

Quote: "Dennis said it is unknown whether the pilot, who was the plane’s only occupant, had a medical event or whether the plane suffered a mechanical failure."

2014-04-27 - Small plane crashes into home in coastal Tyabb, Melbourne (Australia), 1 killed, 1 injured:
http://www.3aw.com.au/blogs/breaking-news-blog/dad-dead-daughter-critical-after-tyabb-plane-crash/20140428-37cpf.html
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/one-dead-in-small-aircraft-crash-20140427-zr0fo.html
http://www.frankstonweekly.com.au/story/1800745/tyabb-plane-crashes-into-house-pilot-dead-girl-critical/
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/father-dead-as-fiveyearold-daughter-fights-for-her-life-after-plane-crash-in-tyabb/story-fni0fit3-1226897521918

2014-04-27 - Small plane crashes into field in Nueva Vizcaya (Philippine Islands), 4 killed:
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/597716/4-dead-in-nueva-vizcaya-plane-crash
http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/story/358595/news/regions/4-killed-as-plane-crashes-in-nueva-vizcaya

2014-04-27 - Small plane flips over on runway at airport in Woodbine (New Jersey):
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Police-Respond-to-Small-Plane-Crash-256910501.html
http://www.courierpostonline.com/story/news/local/south-jersey/2014/04/27/small-plane-overturns-landing-airport/8311119/

2014-04-27 - Small plane crashes near airport in Apex (North Carolina), 2 lightly injured:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=VI-20140428-43520-USA
http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/story?section=news/local&id=9518461
http://www.wncn.com/story/25353767/plane-crash-reported-in-apex

Note: Airpocalypse Now!

2014-04-27 - School bus veers off road, plunges into ravine, in Kuala Lumpur (Malaysia), 31 injured:
http://www.themalaymailonline.com/malaysia/article/bus-plunges-down-ravine-3-critically-injured
http://www.nst.com.my/nation/general/undergrads-survive-bus-plunge-1.580905

2014-04-27 - Passenger bus and vehicle collide in coastal Sharjah (UAE), 15 injured:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=VI-20140427-43513-ARE

2014-04-27 - Passenger bus crashes into ditch in coastal Zamboanga del Sur (Philippine Islands), 6 killed, 16 injured:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=VI-20140427-43514-PHL

2014-04-27 - Passenger bus overturns on road near Kadamwadi (India), 19 injured:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=VI-20140427-43510-IND

2014-04-27 - Tractor trailer veers off road, plunges into creek, on I-435 in Kansas City (Missouri):
http://www.kmbc.com/news/Tractor-trailer-in-water-off-I-435-near-Shoal-Creek-Parkway/25685066
http://www.wlox.com/story/25353110/driver-rescued-after-tractor-trailer-careens-off-i-435-into-northland-creek
http://www.wistv.com/story/25353110/driver-rescued-after-tractor-trailer-careens-off-i-435-into-northland-creek

2014-04-27 - Van crashes into truck in Gobachandira (India), 7 killed, 5 injured:
http://www.kaumudiglobal.com/innerpage1.php?newsid=49369

2014-04-27 - Pickup truck veers over centerline, hits semi head-on, near Farmerville (Louisiana), 1 killed:
http://www.wafb.com/story/25354029/driver-dies-when-pickup-hits-tractor-trailer

2014-04-27 - Car veers off road just after 3 AM, hits tree and sign, overturns, bursts into flame, in Plainfield (Indiana), 1 killed:
http://www.wthr.com/story/25351679/2014/04/27/driver-dies-in-car-fire-in-plainfield
http://www.newscastic.com/news/driver-dies-in-car-fire-in-plainfield-1719723/
http://www.onenewspage.us/n/US/750ebsm1z/Driver-dies-in-car-fire-in-Plainfield.htm

2014-04-27 - Pickup truck hits child then plunges into Drayton Harbor in coastal Blaine (Washington), child injured, man killed:
http://www.bellinghamherald.com/2014/04/27/3611614/fire-chief-vehicle-struck-child.html

Quote: "No one surfaced after the vehicle went into the water, Anderson said. Fire personnel turned the scene over to law enforcement officials, who were bringing in a dive team to try and find anyone in the vehicle."

2014-04-27 - Pickup truck plows into home shortly after midnight, in Washington Township (Pennsylvania), in Berks County:
http://www.wfmz.com/news/news-regional-berks/the-house-moved-like-an-earthquake-woman-says-of-trucks-impact/25701026

2014-04-27 - Car veers off road and crashes into orchard near Vacaville (California), 1 killed:
http://dixon.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/person-found-dead-after-vehicle-veers-off-road-into-orchard

Quote: "The CHP responded at 6:53 a.m. today to a call about a vehicle in an orchard off of Pleasants Valley Road near Putah Creek Road and the Lake Solano Recreational Park.  Officers arrived to see smoke coming out of the disabled vehicle with one person confirmed dead, the CHP said."

Note: Wee hours, valley, creek, lake...

2014-04-27 - Motorcycle hits RV, RV bursts into flame, in Anza (California), 1 killed:
http://www.myvalleynews.com/story/77834
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2014/04/27/motorcyclist-killed-after-colliding-with-motorhome-in-anza/
http://www.cbs8.com/story/25353842/motorcyclist-dies-after-crashing-into-motorhome
http://www.i4u.com/news/2014/04/after-motorcyclist-colliding-anza-killed-motorhome
 

2014-04-27 - Naked man with a Bible walks down street in coastal Bradenton (Florida), gets apprehended:
http://www.bradenton.com/2014/04/27/5124860/bradenton-police-detain-naked.html
http://www.newsdump.com/news/bradenton-police-detain-naked-man-carrying-bible
http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/story/25358098/bradenton-police-arrest-naked-man-holding-bible
http://www.newscastic.com/news/bradenton-police-arrest-naked-man-holding-bible-1723243/

Scary Inmate: 'Whatchoo in here for? I raped a priest.'

Naked Bible Guy: 'I got naked with a Bible...'

Scary Inmate: 'Welcome to my cell! Heheheh.'

2014-04-27 - Man gets naked, grunts, growls, chases family, at Hermann Park in Houston (Texas):
http://www.click2houston.com/news/naked-man-chases-people-at-hermann-park/25707118

Quote: "Sommer Rios was enjoying the afternoon with her family when she said a naked man seemed to appear out of nowhere. 'Then he started taking his clothes off one item at a time,' Rios said. 'He just got completely naked.' Then the man reportedly began to growl, grunt and chase Rios' family who was sitting nearby. The man ran after her 4-year-old son, who was forced to run into the busy street to get away."
 

2014-04-27 - Pit bull attacks 1-year-old girl, bites most of her nose off, face attack, in Ottawa (Canada):
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/baby-girl-loses-most-of-her-nose-in-pit-bull-attack-1.2623459

Quote: "Paramedics say a one-year-old Ottawa girl who was attacked by a pit bull Sunday morning will have breathing problems for the rest of her life because the dog bit off most of her nose. Emergency crews responded to the 90 block of Draffin Court at about 9:10 a.m. ET Sunday, where they found the baby girl with 'multiple severe lacerations' to her face."
 

2014-04-27 - Sinkhole opens on street in Ellendale (Delaware), in Sussex County:
http://www.delaware1059.com/story.php?id=8789
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/sinkhole-partially-closes-road-in-sussex-county/2014/04/27/981fe946-ce50-11e3-a714-be7e7f142085_story.html
 

2014-04-27 - Substation failure takes out power to 25,000 homes in the area of Pflugerville (Texas):
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=PW-20140428-43522-USA
 

2014-04-27 - Deadly tornadoes hit southern and central United States, at least 21 killed:
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/04/29/us-usa-tornado-weather-idUSBREA3R08320140429
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-27183974
http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/texas/article/Tornadoes-strike-central-southern-US-killing-9-5433133.php

Quote: "Most of the deaths from the severe storm system occurred on Sunday when tornadoes tossed cars like toys in Arkansas and other states. Monday's twister in Tupelo, one of several to tear across Mississippi, damaged hundreds of homes and businesses, downed power lines and tore up trees, the National Weather Service said."

Note: This storm system tore right through my area, booming and crackling with power en route to massive destruction in Arkansas...