Event Update For 2014-04-16

http://jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com/2012/02/jumping-jack-flash-hypothesis-its-gas.html

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: 'Zombie' Files

2014-04-16 - Wu-Tang Clan-associated rapper cuts off penis at 1 AM, jumps off balcony, in Hollywood (California), near the coast:
http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/16/wu-tang-rapper-andre-johnson-penis-cut-jump-suicide/
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/wu-tang-affiliated-rapper-cuts-penis-suicide-attempt-report-article-1.1758494

Quote: "Our sources say ... cops were called to an apartment building in North Hollywood at around 1:00 AM and found Christ Bearer -- aka Andre Johnson -- on the sidewalk critically injured. Christ Bearer is a member of the rap group Northstar ... a group discovered by members of Wu-Tang Clan.  Two members of a group Bearer collaborates with live in the same apartment building and tell TMZ they were there early this morning when Christ Bearer suddenly -- without warning -- cut off his penis and jumped off the balcony. They say they were not on 'any hard drugs that would cause him to do such a thing.' The two men say they rushed downstairs and Christ Bearer had already jumped up and began screaming incoherently."

Note: I'll take 'Things That Make You Say Ow' for $800, Alex! Police say that they believe this was a suicide attempt. I wouldn't be so sure about that guess. Definitely unlike any suicide I've ever heard of before, to just jump up out of nowhere, slice off your wiener and then jump off a second-story balcony? Sounds more like he was hallucinating - and hydrogen sulfide can cause hallucinations as it damages the brain - and maybe he thought his penis was a venomous snake or something, so he sliced off the danger and fled out the nearest exit, which just happened to be a balcony...

2014-04-16 - Naked man wearing a helmet climbs on car, has a medical emergency, in Vienna (Virginia):
http://www.insidenova.com/news/crime_police/fairfax/helmet-wearing-naked-man-given-medical-treatment-in-vienna/article_e47b35fa-c646-11e3-93c5-0019bb2963f4.html

Quote: "A Vienna police officer was dispatched to Center Street, S., and Moore Avenue on April 9 at 6:05 p.m. after police received several calls that a naked man wearing a helmet was climbing on a vehicle. The officer found upon arrival that Fairfax County Fire and Rescue Department personnel were on the scene and providing medical treatment to the man, who appeared to be suffering from a medical emergency."

Note: What kind of medical emergency? Seizure, foaming at the mouth?
 

2014-04-16 - Home explodes and burns in coastal Dorchester (Massachusetts), 12 injured:
http://www.bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2014/04/16/dorchester-fire-explosion-photo/
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2014/04/16/firefighters-respond-to-house-explosion-in-dorchester/
http://www.wcvb.com/news/multiple-injuries-reported-after-fire-possible-explosion-at-dorchester-home/25523784
http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/2014/04/16/reports-house-explosion-boston/xMFpvZ5qQMHGnnx6EOYDxL/story.html
http://www.universalhub.com/2014/explosion-dorchester-three-decker-multiple

Quote: "Fire crews worked to extinguish a three-alarm fire reported after a large explosion at a home in Dorchester Wednesday evening."

Quote: "One witness at the scene said the explosion felt like an earthquake and when she looked out her window the home was engulfed in flames."

Note: Lotsa homes burning and/or exploding lately, and quite a number along the East Coast. That probably has something to do with the 5,000,000,000,000 pounds (2.5 billion tons) of flammable methane clathrates dissociating off the East Coast. Methane is also oozing up from the ground in numerous places now, including in Pennsylvania and New York (but numerous other places too). Hydrogen sulfide's been blowing over cities here and there for some time as well. As the atmosphere is increasingly contaminated by methane and hydrogen sulfide - both highly flammable - there will obviously be more fires and explosions. The escalation in such events, especially over the last year, is obvious. A brownstone residential building, all-electric, no gas, just exploded two days prior in coastal Brooklyn (New York), mentioned in the 2014-04-13 update. Not counting that explosion or this current home exploding, 2 RV trailers, a school, a motel room, two homes and an apartment building have exploded, all since 2014-04-13, that I know of...

2014-04-16 - Home explodes in Hyderabad (India), 3 killed:
http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/national/16-Apr-2014/explosion-kills-3-of-a-family

2014-04-16 - Outbuilding containing mowing equipment explodes in Arcadia (Oklahoma):
http://www.koco.com/news/edmond-authorities-responding-to-possible-explosion/25520736

2014-04-16 - Ammo factory explodes and burns in McEwen (Tennessee), 1 killed, 3 critically injured:
http://www.princegeorgecitizen.com/explosion-fire-at-tennessee-plant-kills-1-injures-3-1.966892
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/04/16/4-critically-injured-in-tenn-explosives-plant-fire/
http://www.tennessean.com/story/news/local/2014/04/16/explosion-reported-hickman-county-weapons-factory/7794969/
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/blast-site-explosives-plants-kills-23357532

2014-04-16 - Fireworks factory explodes and burns in Tamil Nadu (India), 3 killed, 10 injured:
http://www.ndtv.com/article/south/three-killed-in-explosion-at-fireworks-manufacturing-unit-in-tamil-nadu-509261

Note: From the full hypothesis: "Ammo depots will be hit with explosions and fires, including the civilian versions like fireworks factories."

2014-04-16 - Chemical plant explodes and burns in Rugao (China), at least 5 killed:
http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/624341-chemical-plant-explosion-in-china-kills-at-least-five/
http://news.house365.com/gbk/szestate/system/2014/04/16/023825983.html

Quote: "Bang! It was so loud. I thought it was a military exercise! And then I saw fire in the sky!"

2014-04-16 - Tank explodes at vegetable oil and bottled water production company in Imo State (Nigeria), 3 killed, 2 injured:
http://newtelegraphonline.com/gas-explosion-kills-three-maims-two-imo/

Quote: "Though the exact cause of the explosion had not been ascertained at the time of filing the report, sources at the company said the gas tank of the company mysteriously exploded while production was ongoing. The explosion, according to company sources, shattered glasses and panes in the surrounding buildings."

2014-04-16 - Electrical room explodes at school in Grand Junction (Colorado):
http://www.nbc11news.com/localnews/headlines/REPORT--Small-explosion-at-EMS-255515051.html

2014-04-16 - Boat dealership showroom goes up in flames at 12:34 AM in Jefferson (New Jersey):
http://www.nj.com/morris/index.ssf/2014/04/boat_house_fire_in_jefferson_damages_showroom_cops_say.html
http://www.onenewspage.us/n/US/750ebjz2h/Boat-house-fire-in-Jefferson-damages-showroom-cops.htm
http://us.topnewstoday.org/us/article/12817388/

Quote: "MarineMax Lake Hopatcong, a new and used boat dealership located on Espanong Road, caught fire early Wednesday morning, causing extensive damage to the showroom, police said."

2014-04-16 - Fishing boat 'Zero Tolerance' bursts into flame on river in coastal Astoria (Oregon), 2 lightly injured:
http://www.dailyastorian.com/news/gillnet-boat-catches-fire-sinks/article_d668194a-c66b-11e3-b4ed-001a4bcf887a.html

2014-04-16 - Boat bursts into flame in garden on Drinkstone Road in Beyton (Britain):
http://www.buryfreepress.co.uk/news/local/latest-news/firefighters-extinguish-fire-on-a-boat-in-beyton-garden-1-6005201
http://www.newsdump.co.uk/news/firefighters-extinguish-fire-on-a-boat-in-beyton-garden

2014-04-16 - Three fishing boats and four other boats destroyed by fire while docked in Amabalantota on the island of Sri Lanka:
http://newsfirst.lk/english/2014/04/ambalanthota-fishing-vessels-goes-flames/30734

Quote: "Three fishing vessels and four fiber boats were destroyed by the fire."

2014-04-16 - Passenger bus bursts into flame on Highway 1 near Neve Ilan (Israel):
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4510559,00.html
http://www.jpost.com/National-News/Bus-fire-shuts-down-Road-1-for-hours-348676
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/Flash.aspx/291213
http://www.haaretz.com/news/national/1.585846

Quote: "Following the incident, Jerusalem's Fire and Rescue Services called upon the Transportation Ministry to approve regulations for the installation of fire alarm systems and smoke detectors on buses. Since the beginning of 2013 alone, about 200 buses have burned, Fire and Rescue Services warned. In response, the Transportation Ministry spokesman said that Minister Yisrael Katz recently decided to require bus companies to install such systems, following recommendations from Fire and Rescue Services."

Note: Wow, I can't tell from the wording whether they mean 200 buses have burned since the beginning of 2013 worldwide, or in Israel alone. I suspect it's the latter, since I don't know of any global bus fire record keeper. If that many buses have burned in Israel alone then I missed like 98% of them, but then a lot of Israeli news isn't translated to English. In any case, lots of buses have been burning - in Israel and elsewhere - and that's prompted at least Israel to make some adaptive changes in order to prevent at least some of the deaths. If other countries don't start adapting to the problem then their citizens will die at a correspondingly higher rate. Another deadly bus fire just killed 6 people and injured 12 more in India, for example, mentioned in the 2014-04-15 update, the latest in a string of deadly bus and train fires in India...

2014-04-16 - Church bus bursts into flame at church in Arkansas City (Kansas):
http://www.arkcity.net/image_3b3f6602-c5e0-11e3-a862-001a4bcf887a.html
http://www.newscow.net/story.php?StoryID=9905

2014-04-16 - Transit bus bursts into flame at 12:20 AM on 162 Avenue S.W. in Calgary (Canada):
http://calgary.ctvnews.ca/hot-wheels-on-city-bus-1.1778318

2014-04-16 - Car-hauler truck bursts into flame on the A303 near Chard (Britain), 1 injured:
http://www.dsfire.gov.uk/News/Newsdesk/IncidentDetail.cfm?IncidentID=28736&siteCategoryId=3&T1ID=26&T2ID=41

Quote: "Fire control recieved several calls reporting that as car transporter carrying a number of cars was on fire. Due to the volume of calls one appliance from Honiton, and two appliances from Chard were mobilised along with the water bowser from Danes Castle. Once the first appliance was in attendance crews confirmed that there were a number of cars well alight, and an Ambulance was required due to a male suffering with burns."

2014-04-16 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame at Dole berry plant in coastal Oxnard (California), fire scorches building too:
http://www.vcstar.com/news/2014/apr/16/big-rig-fire-spreads-to-building-in-oxnard/
http://www.keyt.com/news/firefighters-extinguish-berry-truck-fire/25521996
http://www.keyt.com/news/slideshow-firefighters-extinguish-berry-truck-fire/25522088
http://www.socalnewsflash.com/firefighters-extinguish-berry-truck-fire/

2014-04-16 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame near the Canadian River Bridge, near Amarillo (Texas):
http://www.newschannel10.com/story/25262397/semi-truck-carrying-a-load-of-hay-catches-fire-on-highway-287
http://kissfm969.com/breaking-news-truck-catches-on-fire-causing-major-traffic-delays-south-bound-287-from-dumas-to-amarillo-photos/

2014-04-16 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on I-70 near Danville (Missouri):
http://inagist.com/all/456485439130443776/
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152110410486656

Quote: "Due to a tractor trailer on fire, westbound I-70 is blocked at mile marker 169 near the Danville exit in Montgomery County until further notice."

2014-04-16 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on Highway 400, near Innisfil (Canada):
http://barrie.ctvnews.ca/truck-fire-closes-portion-of-hwy-400-1.1778953
http://www.news.nom.co/truck-fire-closes-portion-of-hwy-9031877-news/
http://www.thebarrieexaminer.com/2014/04/16/gravel-truck-fire-on-hwy-400

2014-04-16 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on highway near Cowra (Australia):
http://www.cowraguardian.com.au/story/2222956/truck-blaze-shuts-down-highway/

2014-04-16 - Semi tractor bursts into flame at Holday Inn in Mansfield (Ohio):
http://www.richlandsource.com/news/article_e1a2b378-c581-11e3-89fc-001a4bcf6878.html
http://www.mansfieldnewsjournal.com/article/20140416/NEWS01/304160011/Truck-cab-catches-fire-Holiday-Inn-parking-lot

2014-04-16 - RV and RV trailer burst into flame while parked near Highway 99 in Fresno (California):
http://www.mercedsunstar.com/2014/04/16/3604501/rvs-catch-fire-along-olive-avenue.html
http://www.fresnobee.com/2014/04/16/3880873/rvs-catch-fire-along-olive-avenue.html

2014-04-16 - Minivan bursts into flame on Route 15 in Gettysburg (Pennsylvania):
http://www.gettysburgtimes.com/news/police/article_2a8702ee-cf20-5f2a-9abe-4f67d24eeb78.html
http://www.gettysburgtimes.com/news/police/image_c29d5857-c4e5-51b7-a3c7-974591216f73.html

2014-04-16 - Minivan bursts into flame on Woodland Drive in Peterborough (Canada):
http://www.thepeterboroughexaminer.com/2014/04/16/nobody-hurt-in-vehicle-fire

2014-04-16 - SUV bursts into flame while parked at home, fire spreads, home heavily damaged, in Rostraver Township (Pennsylvania):
http://triblive.com/neighborhoods/yourmonvalley/yourmonvalleymore/5960278-74/fire-rostraver-pearce

Note: And another one's gone, and another one's gone, another house bites the dust. All vehicles that contain a battery or have any rust on them - which is pretty much all vehicles - are now randomly-igniting firebombs that can go off at any time. If you park a randomly-igniting firebomb near your home then you shouldn't be TOO surprised when it ignites and burns your home down...

2014-04-16 - SUV bursts into flame on the A19 near Cleveland (Britain):
http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/local/emergency-services-called-to-car-fire-on-a19-1-6564012

2014-04-16 - Taxi bursts into flame at train station in coastal London (Britain):
http://www.itv.com/news/london/story/2014-04-16/euston-station-evacuated-during-rush-hour-after-taxi-fire/
http://www.buzzfeed.com/sirajdatoo/londons-euston-station-evacuated-after-taxi-catches-fire

Quote: "Police and the Fire Brigade are currently at the scene after a taxi caught on fire in the underground taxi rank."

2014-04-16 - Car bursts into flame while parked on street in Mount Washington area of coastal Baltimore (Maryland):
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-city/bs-md-ci-mount-washington-car-fire-20140416,0,3024643.story

2014-04-16 - Car bursts into flame on I-95 in Pittsfield (Maine), big rig overturns separately:
http://bangordailynews.com/2014/04/16/news/mid-maine/portland-man-escapes-injury-after-car-catches-fire-on-i-95/
http://www.kjonline.com/news/Car_catches_fire_in_Pittsfield__potato_truck_rolls_over_in_Carmel_.html
http://www.wlbz2.com/story/news/local/2014/04/16/car-fire-in-pittsfield/7779309/
http://wagmtv.com/news/car-destroyed-by-fire

Quote: "About eight hours earlier, several miles east on I-95, a tractor-trailer loaded with potatoes went off the road in Carmel and came to rest in the median after hitting several trees."

2014-04-16 - Car bursts into flame at 1:30 AM on Highway 17 in Los Gatos (California):
http://losgatos.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/early-morning-car-fire-slows-southbound-hwy-17-in-los-gatos
http://www.millvalley.com/story/Car-Fire-Slowing-Sb-Hwy-17/1990479
http://www.sanmateo.com/story/Car-Fire-Slowing-Sb-Hwy-17/1990479
http://www.burlingame.com/story/Car-Fire-Slowing-Sb-Hwy-17/1990479

2014-04-16 - Car bursts into flame at 1:30 AM on Berkshire Avenue in coastal Bridgeport (Connecticut):
http://www.doingitlocal.com/2014/04/tonights-car-fire-71/

2014-04-16 - Car bursts into flame on I-40 near Bellevue (Tennessee):
http://www.wkrn.com/story/25265487/i-40-west-bellevue-vehicle-fire

2014-04-16 - Car bursts into flame while parked in underground carpark at shopping center in coastal Dublin (Ireland):
http://www.thejournal.ie/fire-sandyford-car-park-1418834-Apr2014/
http://safetyphoto.co.uk/safety_news/five-units-of-fire-brigade-at-blaze-in-shopping-centre-underground-car-park/

2014-04-16 - Car bursts into flame in McDonald's drive-thru in coastal Ryde on the Isle of Wight (Britain):
http://www.islandecho.co.uk/news/small-car-fire-extinguished-mcdonalds/

Note: And the day prior a car burst into flame in a McDonald's drive-thru in coastal Newquay (Britain), mentioned in the 2014-04-15 update...

2014-04-16 - Car bursts into flame on the M20 between Leeds Castle at Maidstone and Ashford (Britain):
http://www.kentonline.co.uk/maidstone/news/m20-car-fire-15991/
http://www.itv.com/news/meridian/update/2014-04-16/delays-expected-after-car-fire-on-m20-coastbound/

2014-04-16 - Car bursts into flame on the A422 near Newport Pagnell (Britain), 1 injured:
http://www.miltonkeynes.co.uk/news/local/person-injured-after-car-fire-closes-the-a422-in-both-directions-1-6004369

2014-04-16 - Car bursts into flame on Canvey Way in Canvey (Britain):
http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/local_news/11152363.Car_fire_closes_road/
http://www.basildonrecorder.co.uk/news/echo/11152363.Car_fire_closes_road/

2014-04-16 - Car bursts into flame on the M25 near Orpington (Britain):
http://www.thisislocallondon.co.uk/news/11151385.Car_fire_on_M25_backs_traffic_up_to_Orpington/
http://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/Delays-30-minutes-M25-car/story-20964592-detail/story.html
http://www.sevenoakschronicle.co.uk/Travel-update-Wednesday-April-16/story-20964366-detail/story.html
http://www.onenewspage.com/n/UK/750ebjr20/TRAFFIC-M25-car-fire-causes-delays.htm

2014-04-16 - Car bursts into flame on Comeytrowe Lane in Taunton (Britain):
http://www.dsfire.gov.uk/News/Newsdesk/IncidentDetail.cfm?IncidentID=28732&siteCategoryId=3&T1ID=26&T2ID=41

2014-04-16 - Car bursts into flame on Peterborough Road in Fenland (Britain):
http://www.wisbechstandard.co.uk/news/mechanical_fault_blamed_for_car_which_caught_alight_in_fenland_town_1_3561572

2014-04-16 - Vehicle bursts into flame on Route 49 near Stittville (New York):
http://www.uticaod.com/article/20140416/NEWS/140419368/10082/NEWS
http://www.uticaod.com/article/20140416/NEWS/140419368/10058/NEWS

2014-04-16 - Vehicle bursts into flame at Highway 178 and Valley Street in Bakersfield (California), motorcycle crashes separately:
http://www.turnto23.com/news/local-news/motorcyclist-lost-control-after-failing-to-slow-for-a-vehicle-on-fire-police-say-041614

2014-04-16 - Vehicle bursts into flame on the A27 Shoreham bypass near coastal Shoreham (Britain):
http://www.westsussextoday.co.uk/news/vehicle-fire-closes-a27-1-6003953
http://www.shorehamherald.co.uk/news/vehicle-fire-closes-a27-1-6003953
http://www.littlehamptongazette.co.uk/news/vehicle-fire-closes-a27-1-6003953
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/11151797.A27_closed_due_to_vehicle_fire/

2014-04-16 - Vehicle bursts into flame on the M40 between Thame and Watlington (Britain):
http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/11151430.Vehicle_fire_on_the_M40_between_Thame_and_Watlington/
http://www.bicesteradvertiser.net/news/bicester/11151430.Vehicle_fire_on_the_M40_between_Thame_and_Watlington/

2014-04-16 - Boats, trailers and 3 barns destroyed by huge blaze in Salem (Oregon):
http://www.statesmanjournal.com/article/20140416/UPDATE/140416025/Two-alarm-fire-destroys-three-barns-north-Salem
http://www.wopular.com/marion-county-fire-responding-barn-fire-65th-avenue-ne
http://www.katu.com/news/local/50-firefighters-rush-to-put-out-three-alarm-barn-fire-255639321.html

Quote: "According to early reports, the barns were used for general household storage, as well as for trailers and boats."

2014-04-16 - Pickup truck, car and garage destroyed by fire and explosion in Macon (Illinois):
http://www.wandtv.com/story/25273911/evening-fire-destroys-garage-in-macon

Quote: "Fire fighters responded to East Bell Street, around 10:45 on Wednesday night, after reports of a garage exploding. Macon, Mt. Zion and Blue Mound Fire Departments were called to the scene to put out the fire. The fire did not extend to any other surrounding buildings. No deaths were reported and no estimated cost has been given at this time. A truck and car were lost in the fire."

2014-04-16 - Auto shop destroyed by fire in the wee hours, car damaged, in Huntertown (Indiana):
http://wane.com/news/local/huntertown-auto-dealership-building-gutted-by-fire/
http://www.wowo.com/ArticleDisplay/tabid/74/ArticleId/21124/Fire-at-Huntertown-Auto-Business.aspx

2014-04-16 - Tire shop destroyed by fire near Des Moines (Iowa):
http://whotv.com/2014/04/16/outbuilding-fire-crews-extinguish-flames/
http://www.kcci.com/news/wind-feeds-fire-as-ammo-explodes-inside/25517056

2014-04-16 - Barn and tons of hay destroyed by blaze in coastal South Killingholme (Britain):
http://www.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/VIDEO-crews-tackle-blaze-South-Killingholme-farm/story-20961402-detail/story.html
http://www.newsyorkshire.co.uk/news/fire-crews-tackle-blaze-at-south-killingholme-farm

2014-04-16 - Barn damaged by fire at 4:45 AM in Milford Township (Ohio):
http://www.local12.com/news/features/top-stories/stories/firefighters-battle-barn-fire-butler-county-10583.shtml

2014-04-16 - Barn damaged by fire in Wetmore Township (Pennsylvania), near Kane:
http://www.kanerepublican.com/node/6931
http://solomonswords.blogspot.com/2014/04/barn-fire-dispatched-on-s-settlement.html

2014-04-16 - Door company erupts in flame at 2:30 AM in Loyalhanna (Pennsylvania), near Loyalhanna Creek:
http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2014/04/16/fire-damages-westmoreland-co-commercial-building/

Quote: "The fire broke out at the Deon Door Co. on Power Road in Loyalhanna around 2:30 a.m."

Note: People still use doors?! Heh, kidding. From the full hypothesis: "Wood-related fires will escalate, including fires at pallet companies, wood-carving businesses, furniture businesses, door companies, cabinet companies, etc."

2014-04-16 - Oil storage tank bursts into flame in Frederick (Colorado):
http://kdvr.com/2014/04/16/fire-reported-at-drilling-site-in-weld-county/

2014-04-16 - Garbage bursts into flame in garbage truck in Chino Valley (California):
http://chinovalleyreview.com/main.asp?SectionID=1&SubSectionID=1&ArticleID=58781

2014-04-16 - Garage bursts into flame at home on Deep Creek Boulevard in coastal Portsmouth (Virginia):
http://www.wvec.com/news/local/Fire--255494711.html

2014-04-16 - Porch bursts into flame before 5 AM, fire spreads to home, in St. Joseph (Missouri):
http://www.newspressnow.com/news/local_news/article_7602aae3-5fee-59d6-84da-563ad9c0c60d.html

2014-04-16 - Porch bursts into flame, fire spreads to home, in Phoenix (Arizona):
http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/phoenix/2014/04/16/phoenix-house-fire-displaces-six-residents-abrk/7798419/
http://www.kpho.com/story/25267501/fire-damages-phoenix-house-undergoing-facelift

2014-04-16 - Porch bursts into flame, fire spreads, home destroyed, in coastal Dewey Beach (Delaware):
http://www.wmdt.com/story/25271759/dewey-beach-fire-ruled-accidental
http://capegazette.villagesoup.com/p/fire-erupts-at-dewey-beach-home/1168119
http://www.wboc.com/story/25271895/dewey-beach-house-fire-ruled-accidental
http://www.delmarvanow.com/article/20140416/NEWS30/304160023/Dewey-Beach-house-fire-ruled-accidental

2014-04-16 - Deck bursts into flame, fire spreads, mansion destroyed by fire in Millcreek (Utah), 3 pets killed, nobody home:
http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/57831589-78/anderton-fire-arson-thursday.html.csp
http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/57829128-78/fire-alarm-millcreek-tribune.html.csp

Quote: "We are not suspecting arson and believe it was accidental in nature..."

Quote: "...Anderton on Thursday confirmed the homeowner’s pets — three cats, a bird and a 3-foot shark in an aquarium — were lost."

Quote: "There had been some concern about runoff from water poured on the flames finding its way into a nearby irrigation canal..."

Note: You know you're doing pretty well when you've got your own shark...

2014-04-16 - Apartment building heavily damaged by fire at 6:10 AM, in East Windsor (New Jersey), 1 injured:
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2014/04/16/4-alarm-fire-at-apartment-complex-in-mercer-county/
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/East-Windsor-Fire-255458301.html

2014-04-16 - Deadly blaze damages home in Sunnyvale area of coastal San Francisco (California), 2 killed:
http://www.ktvu.com/news/news/local/one-dead-search-missing-child-sf-fire/nfbdB/
http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2014/04/16/one-dead-in-san-francisco-sunnydale-district-house-fire/
http://www.examiner.com/article/sunnydale-san-francisco-fire-one-dead
http://blog.sfgate.com/stew/2014/04/16/2-killed-in-s-f-fire-in-sunnydale-neighborhood/

Quote: "There were initial reports of two deaths, but the fire department later clarified that one woman was killed and a young child critically hurt. The child later died from injuries suffered in the fire."

2014-04-16 - Deadly fire rips through home at 2:40 AM in Quincy (Illinois), 1 killed, 1 injured:
http://www.connecttristates.com/news/story.aspx?id=1032033

2014-04-16 - Vacant house burns just before 1:30 AM in Akron (Ohio):
http://article.wn.com/view/2014/04/16/Firefighters_battle_blaze_at_vacant_house_in_Akron/
http://www.newsnet5.com/news/local-news/akron-canton-news/akron-firefighters-battle-a-fire-in-a-vacant-house-on-laurel-avenue-ealry-wednesday

2014-04-16 - Vacant home under renovation burns at 1:30 AM in Affton (Missouri), near the Mississippi River:
http://www.kmov.com/news/local/Officials-investigate-suspicious-house-fire-in-south-St-Louis-County-255459701.html
http://fox2now.com/2014/04/16/fire-rips-through-home-being-renovated-in-affton/

Quote: "Officials say they believe someone set the fire because the house's gas and electric were shut off."

Note: Any rusty nails or pipes or hinges or brackets in there? I bet there was...

2014-04-16 - Vacant house heavily damaged by fire in Shreveport (Louisiana):
http://www.ksla.com/story/25257596/fire-leaves-west-shreveport-home-with-heavy-damage-collapsed-roof

2014-04-16 - Vacant home destroyed by fire in the wee hours in Abbotsford (Canada):
http://www.bclocalnews.com/news/255501671.html

2014-04-16 - Vacant house destroyed by fire in El Paso (Texas):
http://www.kfoxtv.com/news/features/top-stories/stories/update-fire-crews-extinguish-large-fire-at-vacant-south-central-home-4453.shtml
 

2014-04-16 - Thousands of fish found dead in the Rio Salado (Mexico):
http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Felmanana.com.mx%2Fnoticia%2F29770%2FDenuncian--mortandad-de-peces-en-el-Rio-Salado.html&edit-text=&act=url

Quote: "Thousands of dead fish appeared overnight at the Salt River, which happened to have its clean and clear waters, green and with a strong smell of rotten."

Quote: "The worker saw that the water had changed color. There were lots of dead fish and scavengers were feasting..."

Note: When the water suddenly changes color like that and it smells 'rotten', that is very highly likely the chemocline rising abruptly to the surface, which smothers all the fish and releases methane and hydrogen sulfide that has accumulated at the bottom into the atmosphere. The same thing happened in the Inner Harbor in coastal Baltimore (Maryland), as mentioned in the 2013-07-18 update. Shortly after the Baltimore incident, aberrant numbers of people began being found dead in the harbor there - not a coincidence. Some lakes in the Philippine Islands have also experienced this problem.

This will happen to bodies of water all around the world and as it does there will be more and more methane and hydrogen sulfide belching into the atmosphere. That's the ancient extinction event that is upon us now. When this happened during the Permian-Triassic, around 90% of all species on the planet died. I don't mean 90% of EACH species died - as in 'the human race can go on if 90 percent of us die'. I mean 100% of 90% of species died, as in '100% of the human beings that live on the surface of the Earth are going to die.'

2014-04-16 - Fish mysteriously dying at dam in Gwembe (Zambia):
http://www.postzambia.com/post-read_article.php?articleId=47751

2014-04-16 - Tiger found dead at big cat reserve in Bihar (India):
http://www.business-standard.com/article/news-ians/tiger-found-dead-in-bihar-s-big-cat-reserve-114041600430_1.html
 

2014-04-16 - Two people found burned to death in burning car at 1 AM on Claude Road just south of Maurice (Louisiana):
http://www.klfy.com/story/25261514/bodies-discovered-in-burned-vehicle
http://www.knoe.com/story/25271292/2-bodies-found-in-burning-car-hear-maurice

Note: A man was found burned to death at 3 AM near the Days Inn outside Tallulah (Louisiana) recently too, mentioned in the 2014-04-14 update. Hydrogen sulfide and methane are both highly flammable gases and will ignite people and vehicles and buildings...

2014-04-16 - Two men found dead 50 feet apart near I-295 in coastal Washington DC:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/dc-police-2-found-dead-no-sign-of-foul-play/2014/04/17/596e8d82-c61d-11e3-b708-471bae3cb10c_story.html
 

2014-04-16 - Trucker, 49, slumps over dead in truck on Glenbrook Road outside of Five Star Trucking, in Willoughby (Ohio):
http://www.news-herald.com/general-news/20140416/another-man-found-dead-in-tractor-trailer-in-willoughby

Quote: "For the second time this week, a man was found dead in a tractor-trailer in Willoughby. At 8 a.m. April 16, Willoughby Police received a report of a man found dead in his truck parked on Glenbrook Road outside of Five Star Trucking. A friend of the man saw the truck and knew he was supposed to be in Tennessee at that time, said Willoughby Police Detective Lt. James Schultz. The friend had also seen the truck parked in the same location at about 1 p.m. on April 15. He thought the driver, identified as 49-year-old Anthony G. Satterfield, was sleeping before heading back out on the road, said Schultz. When the friend went to check on Satterfield, he slumped over into the passenger seat, said Schultz."

Note: The other trucker, man, 44, dropped dead in his truck in Willoughby just a couple of days prior, mentioned in the 2014-04-14 update. Being in a vehicle is close to the same as being outside, exposed to any deadly hydrogen sulfide that may blow by. One breath can be enough to knock you dead...

2014-04-16 - College student, 22, man, drops dead in campus lobby at Chestnut Hill College in Philadelphia (Pennsylvania):
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/Man_found_dead_at_Chestnut_Hill_College.html
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/philadelphia-student-dies-dorm-room-police-article-1.1758232

Note: Three college students were found dead the day prior in separate events, mentioned in the 2014-04-15 update...

2014-04-16 - Man, 54, goes fishing, next seen dead in West Lake on Prince Edward Island (Canada):
http://www.intelligencer.ca/2014/04/16/body-found-in-west-lake
http://countylive.ca/blog/?p=44923

2014-04-16 - Man, 31, found dead in canal near Benton City (Washington):
http://www.keprtv.com/news/local/Body-found-in-Canal-outside-of-Benton-City-255578981.html
http://www.tri-cityherald.com/2014/04/16/2929701/mans-body-found-near-benton-city.html
http://www.nbcrightnow.com/story/25265215/body-found-in-canal-at-chandler-power-pumping-plant-near-benton-city

2014-04-16 - Boy, 15, found dead at home in coastal Edinburgh (Scotland):
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-27055172

2014-04-16 - Inmate, 32, man, drops dead in his cell before 3:32 AM in Tompkins County (New York):
http://www.stargazette.com/article/20140416/NEWS01/304160060/Inmate-found-dead-Tompkins-County-jail

2014-04-16 - Inmate, 48, found dead and foaming at the mouth at 12:45 AM in cell in Kuala Lumpur (Malaysia):
http://www.thestar.com.my/News/Nation/2014/04/17/Detainee-found-dead-in-police-station-lockup/

2014-04-16 - Woman in her 40s found dead at home in Baker Lake (Canada):
http://www.nunatsiaqonline.ca/stories/article/65674rcmp_investigate_death_in_baker_lake/

2014-04-16 - Woman, 28, found dead at home in Joplin (Missouri):
http://www.joplinglobe.com/crime_and_courts/x1813703034/Joplin-woman-found-dead-probe-under-way

2014-04-16 - Woman found dead in the River Tyne near Newcastle (Britain), possible toppler:
http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/body-found-river-tyne-near-6991325
http://www.news.nom.co/body-found-in-river-tyne-near-to-9016000-news/

2014-04-16 - Person found dead near the Klamath River in coastal Del Norte County (California):
http://www.triplicate.com/News/Breaking-News/Body-found-near-Klamath-River

2014-04-16 - Man, 92, found dead in the River Tone by Firepool in Taunton (Britain):
http://www.thisisthewestcountry.co.uk/news/somerset_news/11150578.Body_found_in_River_Tone_by_Firepool_in_Taunton/

2014-04-16 - Man drops dead at homeless camp in Ithaco (New York):
https://www.ithacajournal.com/article/20140416/NEWS01/304160076/Body-found-Jungle

2014-04-16 - Man in his 50s found dead outside Harley-Davidson dealership in Hanover County (Virginia):
http://wtvr.com/2014/04/16/body-found-outside-hanover-harley-davidson/
http://www.timesdispatch.com/news/local/hanover/man-s-body-found-behind-harley-davidson-motorcycle-shop-in/article_282533d8-c588-11e3-b39a-001a4bcf6878.html

2014-04-16 - Man washes ashore dead in coastal Bundoran (Ireland):
http://www.northernsound.ie/news/mans-body-found-in-bundoran/

2014-04-16 - Man in his 30s found dead at beach in Ringsend area of coastal Dublin (Ireland):
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/post-mortem-due-unidentified-body-found-dublin-beach-062319538.html
 

2014-04-16 - Passenger plane hits passenger plane, at Rangoon International Airport (Bangladesh), landing gear problem:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=VIV-20140416-43391-MMR
http://www.dvb.no/news/two-planes-crash-on-runway-at-rangoon-airport-burma-myanmar/39667

2014-04-16 - Small plane crashes into cattle pens on River Ranch near Fredericksburg (Texas), 2 injured:
http://www.statesman.com/news/news/breaking-news/two-injured-in-crash-of-small-plane-near-frederick/nfbf5/
http://www.khou.com/news/texas-news?fId=255503611&fPath=/news/local/&fDomain=10232
http://www.ksat.com/news/sky-12-video-hill-country-plane-crash/25517004

2014-04-16 - Small plane crashes near Kerrville (Texas), 1 injured:
http://kxan.com/2014/04/16/plane-crash-near-kerville-sends-one-to-hospital/

2014-04-16 - Small plane makes emergency landing in field in Wichita (Kansas), engine failure:
http://www.wibw.com/home/headlines/Plane-Lands-In-Northwest-Sedgwick-County-Field-255518681.html

2014-04-16 - Small plane makes emergency landing near Tonwell (Britain):
http://www.hertfordshiremercury.co.uk/Hertfordshire/Reports-of-plane-crash-near-Ware-BREAKING-20140416135440.htm

2014-04-16 - Two fire engines collide, one plows into restaurant, in Monterey Park (California), 15 injured:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=VI-20140417-43408-USA
http://thebright.com/Fire/firetruck-plows-into-la-area-cafe-15-hurt/
http://www.lasvegasherald.com/index.php/sid/221172527/scat/1e0899715fbc2697
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/fire-engine-slams-restaurant-14-injured-n82601
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/04/16/fire-trucks-collide-monterey-park/7799921/
http://www.ktvn.com/story/25267933/fire-truck-rams-southern-california-eatery-14-injured

2014-04-16 - Tanker truck hits concrete barrier and overturns at 3:15 AM, on US 41 in Henderson County (Kentucky):
http://www.wmctv.com/story/25259546/northbound-lanes-of-us-41-still-closed-after-semi-wreck-in-henderson

2014-04-16 - Three trucks and two cars crash on the M26 in Kent (Britain), 2 killed, 7 injured:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/road-and-rail-transport/10770338/Two-people-killed-and-seven-injured-in-five-vehicle-pile-up-on-M26.html

2014-04-16 - Tractor trailer overturns on Route 130 in Pennsauken (New Jersey):
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2014/04/16/overturned-tractor-trailer-in-pennsauken-snarls-traffic/

2014-04-16 - Tractor trailer overturns on Route 119 in South Union Township (Pennsylvania), 1 lightly injured:
http://www.heraldstandard.com/new_today/overturned-truck-blocks-traffic-in-south-union-twp/article_3d37d727-8b89-5071-a147-a022e8ae73e3.html

2014-04-16 - Minivan veers over centerline, hits cement truck head-on, in Summerside (Canada), 1 injured:
http://www.theguardian.pe.ca/News/Local/2014-04-15/article-3690566/Head-on-crash-with-cement-truck-sends-man-to-hospital/1

2014-04-16 - Pickup truck and 3 cars crash, one bursts into flame, in Pharr (Texas), 4 injured:
http://www.valleycentral.com/news/story.aspx?id=1032129

2014-04-16 - Pickup truck hits car head-on, both burst into flame, on US 131 near Plainwell (Michigan), 2 killed, 1 injured:
http://www.hollandsentinel.com/article/20140416/NEWS/140419248/-1/opinion

2014-04-16 - Car veers over centerline, hits semi head-on, in Reeves County (Texas), 2 killed:
http://www.permianbasin360.com/news-article/d/story/two-people-killed-in-head-on-collision-in-reeves-c/15525/jkQiCKj9sEeZtan4jXl7cw

2014-04-16 - Car hits semi head-on, in Moniteau County (Missouri), 1 killed:
http://www.connectmidmissouri.com/news/story.aspx?id=1031922

2014-04-16 - Car veers over centerline, hits dump truck head-on, in Ascension Parish (Louisiana), 1 killed:
http://www.dailycomet.com/article/20140415/APN/304159698?Title=Napoleonville-man-killed-in-head-on-crash&
http://www.thecreole.com/?p=25507

2014-04-16 - Car veers over centerline, hits pickup head-on, on Clear Lake Road in Lane County (Oregon), 1 injured:
http://www.registerguard.com/rg/news/31447453-75/police-road-clear-lake-crash.html.csp

2014-04-16 - Car veers over centerline, hits car head-on, near Norwalk (Ohio), 1 killed, 3 injured:
http://www.morningjournal.com/general-news/20140415/norwalk-woman-killed-in-head-on-collision
http://fox8.com/2014/04/16/1-dead-3-hurt-in-head-on-collision/

2014-04-16 - Car veers over centerline, hits car head-on, in the Town of Lockport (New York), 2 injured:
http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/police-blotter/two-injured-in-head-on-crash-in-town-of-lockport-20140416
http://us.topnewstoday.org/us/article/12860995/

2014-04-16 - Two cars collide head-on, in coastal Norfolk (Virginia), 4 injured:
http://www.dailypress.com/news/southside/dp-fire-spokesman-norfolk-crash-sends-four-to-hospital-20140416,0,7544100.story

2014-04-16 - Car veers off road shortly before 3 AM, hits tree, bursts into flame, in Madison (Wisconsin), 1 injured:
http://www.nbc15.com/home/headlines/Early-morning-car-crash-sends-1-to-hospital-255576151.html

2014-04-16 - Car veers off road, crashes into the Waioeka River near Opotiki (New Zealand), 3 injured:
http://www.voxy.co.nz/national/car-crashes-waioeka-river/5/187884

2014-04-16 - Car crashes into home just after 3 AM in Wookey Hole (Britain):
http://www.itv.com/news/west/update/2014-04-16/car-crashes-into-a-house-in-wookey-hole/

2014-04-16 - Motorcycle veers over centerline, hits heavy truck head-on, near Oakhurst (California), 1 killed:
http://www.fresnobee.com/2014/04/16/3880167/motorcyclist-dies-in-head-on-crash.html
http://www.newsdump.com/news/motorcyclist-dies-in-headon-crash-on-highway-41-north-of-Oakhurst
 

2014-04-16 - Youth stabs and injures 4 people at mall in Regina (Canada):
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/4-hurt-in-stabbings-at-regina-mall-youth-in-custody-1.2611657

Quote: "Police said their preliminary investigation suggests it was a random attack, adding the victims did not know the assailant."

Note: This happened the same day as the mass stabbing in Calgary (Canada), already mentioned in the 2014-04-16 update. (Thanks, Westerner, for the link!) People are really getting very stabby...
 

2014-04-16 - Two dogs attack and kill 10-year-old girl in Lac Brochet (Canada):
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/manitoba-girl-10-mauled-to-death-by-dogs-in-lac-brochet-1.2612993?cmp=rss

2014-04-16 - Pit bull attacks and seriously injures owner in Shamokin (Pennsylvania), 3 people retreat to upstairs porch:
http://newsitem.com/news/three-rescued-from-shamokin-porch-roof-after-dog-attack-1.1669774

Quote: "A city man was attacked and severely injured by his pit bull inside his home Wednesday afternoon - the second attack in two weeks."

Quote: "Walsh fled thourgh his home's front door and was flailing and bleeding profusely in the street. Blood splatters were visible on the sidewalk and street."

2014-04-16 - Two pit bulls attack and injure 9-year-old boy in Chicago (Illinois), near Lake Michigan:
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/04/16/pit-bulls-attack-east-chicago-boy/
http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/local&id=9507703

2014-04-16 - Pit bull attacks and injures cop, cop shoots dog, in St. Louis (Missouri), near the Mississippi River:
http://www.kmov.com/news/local/Police-officer-attacked-by-dog-in-north-St-Louis-255564811.html
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/metro/st-louis-police-officer-shoots-dog-that-bit-him/article_b2d83a9f-de37-576f-93b8-ce45a8e6d1a6.html
 

2014-04-16 - Sinkhole opens on street, car hits it, in North Philadelphia (Pennsylvania), 2 injured:
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/local&id=9505673

2014-04-16 - Huge sinkhole opens on road in West Burlington (Iowa):
http://wqad.com/2014/04/16/photos-sink-hole-opens-up-in-west-burlington-street/

2014-04-16 - Sinkhole opens on street in Pharr (Texas):
http://www.valleycentral.com/news/story.aspx?id=1032261
http://www.themonitor.com/news/local/sinkhole-opens-in-pharr-intersection/article_abbe7418-c5c7-11e3-91ef-0017a43b2370.html

2014-04-16 - Sinkhole opens on street in Albuquerque (New Mexico):
http://krqe.com/2014/04/16/sinkhole-closes-abq-street/
 

2014-04-16 - Underground electrical equipment fails, power outage hits Mission Viejo (California), 5586 homes go dark:
http://missionviejo.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/power-outage-in-mission-viejo-affects-5kplus
 

2014-04-16 - Man sets van on fire and holds knife to his throat, in coastal Brighton (Britain):
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/11152784.Road_closed_after_van_fire_and_knife_incident/
http://localuknews.co.uk/brighton_and_hove/news/localnews/road-closed-after-van-fire-and-knife-incident
http://www.newsdump.co.uk/news/road-closed-after-van-fire-and-knife-incident

2014-04-16 - Two cannibal brothers arrested in Pakistan:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/pakistani-cannibal-captured-digging-eating-human-bodies-article-1.1757601

Quote: "The men were previously imprisoned for two years on charges related to digging up bodies, cooking and eating them in 2011, said Iqbal. They were released last summer. Under Pakistani law cannibalism is not a crime so the men had been charged with, and were convicted of, dehumanizing a body."

Note: Not a crime?! Well, they might wanna add that one to the books!