"This age thinks better of a gilded fool than of a threadbare saint in wisdom’s school." -- Thomas Dekker
Saturday, August 1, 2015
2015 - JUL - Zombie Files
2015-07-01 - Man strips naked, paces around aimlessly, jumps in lake in Central Park in coastal Manhattan (New York):
http://nypost.com/2015/07/01/deranged-man-goes-skinny-dipping-in-central-park-lake/
Quote: "Park Enforcement Officers patrolling near the lake had been watching the deranged man from a distance as he paced around aimlessly at 11am. Eventually, the unidentified man decided that the best way to stay cool would be to shed his clothes and go for a refreshing dip."
2015-07-02 - Naked man runs around in traffic in San Marcos (California), near the coast:
http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/2015/jul/02/naked-man-runs-in-traffic-arrested-san-marcos/
2015-07-02 - Naked man, 18, attacks man, stabs elderly woman relative, then stabs himself, in Hastings (New Zealand), near the coast:
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/hawkes-bay-today/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503462&objectid=11475846
http://www.3news.co.nz/nznews/naked-man-assaults-relative-stabs-himself-2015070311
http://www.msn.com/en-nz/news/national/naked-man-attacks-elderly-woman/ar-AAcuj57
http://nz.news.yahoo.com/top-stories/a/28658798/naked-man-attacks-elderly-woman/
http://tvnz.co.nz/national-news/hastings-man-stabs-himself-after-naked-foray-into-street-6352385
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/YahooNZ/616790231224725504
http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/news/69928889/hastings-man-thought-to-have-stabbed-himself-after-appearing-naked-on-street.html
2015-07-03 - Naked man walks down street, flees police, jumps in the Nashua River, in West Fitchburg (Massachusetts):
http://www.masslive.com/news/worcester/index.ssf/2015/07/naked_man_rescued_from_the_nas.html
Quote: "Fitchburg rescue divers pulled a naked man from his perch on rocks in the center of the Nashua River Thursday, after he tried to evade police by jumping into the river."
2015-07-05 - Naked person found swimming near apartments in Oklahoma City (Oklahoma), taken to hospital:
http://www.okcfox.com/story/29477418/naked-swimmer-brings-out-okc-police-and-fire
http://www.news9.com/story/29479004/naked-man-arrested-after-dipping-into-nw-okc-pond
2015-07-05 - Naked man acts erratic, tries to break into woman's home, in DeLand (Florida):
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/naked-man-accused-of-trying-to-break-into-womans-volusia-home/34017048
http://www.mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2015/7/6/deputies_naked_man_b.html
http://www.news-journalonline.com/article/20150706/news/150709696
http://newsdaytonabeach.com/vcso-naked-man-tried-breaking-into-womans-home/
http://www.orlandoecho.com/index.php/sid/234517465
2015-07-05 - Naked man acts erratic, steals police cruiser, gets arrested, in Clovis (New Mexico):
http://www.cnjonline.com/2015/07/06/naked-man-arrested-after-stealing-cruiser/
2015-07-05 - Naked man, 29, tased and arrested at 3:16 AM in Monroe (Louisiana):
http://www.thenewsstar.com/story/news/crime/2015/07/06/naked-man-stunned-arrested-erotic-behavior/29765217/
2015-07-05 - Man, 27, strips naked, sits on manhole cover, gets arrested, in Norfolk (Nebraska):
http://norfolkdailynews.com/news/briefs/reports-of-naked-man-lead-to-arrest/article_39d2650a-23f7-11e5-b716-3728f41da033.html
http://www.literock97.com/news/norfolk-police-arrest-naked-man-saturday-morning/
2015-07-05 - Naked man, 30, breaks into vehicle, tussles with cops, gets tased, in Yuma (Arizona):
http://www.yumasun.com/news/san-luis-police-arrest-naked-man-at-apartment-complex/article_1b71cf0c-245a-11e5-af86-736d31bee87c.html
Note: Hydrogen sulfide is neurotoxic and damages brains, which can cause all different kinds of effects, including hallucinations and delusions, personality change, memory loss, paralysis, unconsciousness, coma, death. It also heats you up sometimes, so as you go insane you may strip naked. You're most apt to be turned into a neuro-zombie yourself in the wee hours or when in, near or downwind of low-lying areas like bodies of water, valleys, canyons, basements, underground parking garages, that kind of thing. Mostly though, hydrogen sulfide just kills you. If you smell anything strange, especially anything sweet, or like licorice, or flowers, and there's no discernible reason for it, you may be getting poisoned. If the fade smells, that doesn't mean the problem is gone either, because hydrogen sulfide causes 'olfactory fatigue' and you stop being ABLE to smell it, even if it's still present.
You can also be poisoned by touching contaminated matter. For example, some hydrogen sulfide blows by in the wee hours and adsorbs onto your car upholstery while you're asleep in bed. Then you get into your car and go driving the next day - you might fall unconscious at the wheel or slump over dead. Porous matter is most easily contaminated because it's got lots of surface area. That means cardboard, paper, cloth, fibrous stuff like insulation, powders or dusts of any kind, wood, concrete, generic trash. This is why numerous people have been found dead in garbage bins or at recycling centers - they're looking for cans or whatever to recycle and they're touching and moving the trash around and getting poisoned by contaminated matter.
Also, hydrogen sulfide is water-soluble, so any kind of water may be contaminated, and if you touch that water then you may sicken or die. In a lake there may be a blob of water that's contaminated four feet down, but ten feet away the water is fine. If you get in water and die then you'll know that you touched contaminated water. If you get in water and don't die, then you didn't touch contaminated water. That's how you'll be able to tell. Of course, there is somewhat of a downside to this detection method...
2015-07-06 - Mostly naked man, 52, attacks cop, gets tased, dies, in coastal Miami (Florida):
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/state-regional/half-naked-man-attacks-miami-officer-dies-taser-st/nmsjf/
2015-07-06 - Naked man, 33, dances in street, talks to himself, barks, gets arrested, in coastal Elkton (Maryland):
http://www.cecildaily.com/news/local_news/article_9f16b4a6-fe11-5f9e-ab83-45464993dd34.html
Quote: "A 36-year-old woman told investigators that, moments before entering the residence, the man was 'having full-blown conversations with himself, barking' and touching himself inappropriately, police added."
2015-07-06 - Mostly naked man screams and paces, jumps from roof to roof, in Saskatoon (Canada):
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatoon/saskatoon-roof-jumper-keeps-police-busy-1.3139883
Quote: "The first reports came in around 8 a.m. CST of a man with no pants screaming from the rooftop of a fourplex. By the time police arrived, the man had stripped down to his underwear and was unsteadily pacing along the ridge of the home. He alternated between sitting and screaming, pacing and screaming and then jumping from house to house, screaming."
Note: Sounds like a lot of screaming going on...
2015-07-07 - Mostly naked man runs around in traffic, moans and yells unintelligibly, in Bondi suburb of coastal Sydney (Australia):
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/half-naked-man-caught-camera-runs-6017289
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CCGAjPe4EE
http://www.triplem.com.au/sydney/stuff/pub-talk/2015/7/video-half-naked-man-runs-through-streets-of-bondi-during-peak-hour/
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/newslocal/city-east/half-naked-man-weaves-in-and-out-of-peak-hour-traffic-in-bondi/story-fngr8h22-1227432473917
Quote: "Witnesses saw him slap car windows outside Kemenys supermarket while moaning and yelling unintelligibly. The man, who was wearing only black underpants and running shoes, headed north along Bondi Road darting across the intersection of Penkivil Street and into the path of oncoming traffic."
2015-07-09 - Man, 24, found naked walking down South Quaker Lane, gets arrested, in West Hartford (Connecticut):
http://patch.com/connecticut/branford/s/f3q5v/naked-man-arrested-in-west-Hartford
2015-07-12 - Naked man, 26, has respiratory problems, talks to himself, sweats, sics dog on responders, in Webberville (Texas):
http://kxan.com/2015/07/13/police-naked-man-sends-pit-bull-after-firefighter/
Note: Webberville is located along the banks of the Colorado River...
2015-07-13 - Naked man, 56, attacks elderly couple who tried to help him, in Bradys Bend (Pennsylvania), near the Allegheny River:
http://www.seattlepi.com/news/crime/article/Cops-Naked-man-attacks-elderly-couple-who-tried-6383662.php
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2015/07/14/cops-naked-man-attacks-elderly-couple-that-tried-to-help-him/
Quote: "He remained jailed Tuesday for allegedly punching the man in the face then knocking the man's wife to the floor. Police say both are 80 years old. Police say that happened after Chilcott arrived Saturday morning naked and muttering about wanting to kill his wife. The couple covered Chilcott with a blanket and called 911 before he attacked. Police say the elderly man stopped Chilcott by hitting him in the head with a vase."
2015-07-13 - Naked man walks down street, ignores cops, gets tased, in coastal Annapolis (Maryland):
http://www.wusa9.com/story/news/local/maryland/2015/07/13/naked-man-taser-annapolis/30086081/
http://wtop.com/anne-arundel-county/2015/07/police-use-stun-gun-on-naked-man-walking-in-annapolis/
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/police-use-stun-gun-on-naked-man-walking-in-annapolis/2015/07/13/c74c8f0c-2986-11e5-960f-22c4ba982ed4_story.html
Note: No drug charges, so possibly just another person going insane and stripping naked without ANY drugs in his system, like many before him...
2015-07-13 - Naked man in his 40s walks down street in coastal Riviera Beach (Florida), arrested:
http://www.gossipextra.com/2015/07/13/naked-man-rush-hour-traffic-riviera-beach-exclusive-video-5029/
2015-07-14 - Naked man sits on his car and stalls traffic on I-95 in coastal West Haven (Connecticut):
http://wtnh.com/2015/07/14/naked-man-on-car-roof-causes-rush-hour-delays-on-i-95/
http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Naked-Man-Causes-Delays-on-I-95-South-in-West-Haven-314896281.html
http://nypost.com/2015/07/14/naked-man-sitting-on-car-snarls-traffic-on-i-95/
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/naked-man-top-car-stops-traffic-conn-article-1.2291816
http://www.wfsb.com/story/29544160/naked-man-causes-traffic-delays-on-i-95-in-west-haven
http://foxct.com/2015/07/14/naked-man-snarls-traffic-on-i-95-in-west-haven/
http://www.wcvb.com/news/naked-man-snarls-traffic-on-interstate-95-in-west-haven/34155828
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1198906/Naked-man-sitting-roof-car-stops-traffic-I-95.html
http://thedailyreview.com/news/naked-man-snarls-traffic-on-interstate-95-in-west-haven-1.1912756
http://time.com/3957527/naked-man-i-95-traffic/
Quote: "Traffic was delayed on I-95 southbound around 8:30 a.m. because of a naked man sitting on the roof of his car, near exit 42. State Police say they responded to the area for a medical assist."
2015-07-16 - Naked man, 30, suffers face injuries in police encounter in downtown Guelph (Canada):
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/kitchener-waterloo/siu-investigating-after-naked-guelph-man-hurt-in-police-encounter-1.3157460
http://www.cp24.com/news/siu-investigating-after-naked-man-injures-face-in-guelph-1.2474189
http://www.guelphmercury.com/news-story/5739556-siu-investigating-after-naked-man-injured-during-guelph-police-call/
http://myinforms.com/en/a/14731764-siu-investigating-after-naked-man-injured-during-guelph-police-call/
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/CP24/622090265742831616
2015-07-17 - Man causes disturbances, climbs onto ocean pylon, strips naked, in coastal Humboldt Bay (California):
http://kymkemp.com/2015/07/17/naked-and-confused-man-rescued-and-arrested-by-law-enforcement/
http://lostcoastoutpost.com/2015/jul/17/naked-man-rescued-pylon-humboldt-bay/
Quote: "A social worker attempted to talk 'Jack' into swimming the relatively short distance to land but the naked and confused appearing man alternately stood or crouched without responding."
2015-07-17 - Shirtless man scales fences and runs onto runway at airport in coastal San Diego (California):
http://www.myfoxny.com/story/29573496/shirtless-man-runs-onto-airport-runway
http://news.yahoo.com/man-scales-fences-runs-onto-san-diego-airport-154545077.html
2015-07-17 - Man strips naked and swims around in pool at the JFK Memorial on Ocean Street in coastal Hyannis (Massachusetts):
http://hyannisnews.com/breaking-man-arrested-for-swimming-around-naked-in-the-president-jfk-memorial-fountain-in-front-of-families-and-tourists-video/
2015-07-19 - Naked man, 22, runs around just before 2 AM, jumps on police cruiser, gets tased, in coastal Plymouth (Massachusetts):
http://plymouth.wickedlocal.com/article/20150720/NEWS/150729568
Quote: "A naked man jumped on a police cruiser on a downtown street early Saturday. Officers used a Taser to get him down. The bizarre incident occurred just before 2 a.m. on Russell Street, when police received calls about a naked man running around in the area."
2015-07-20 - Naked man, 30, yells that he's Buzz Lightyear, sweats heavily, harasses people, in Austin (Texas):
http://kxan.com/2015/07/21/naked-man-thrusts-himself-on-ut-drag-bystanders/
http://www.statesman.com/news/news/crime-law/police-naked-man-arrested-after-grabbing-harassing/nm4L2/
http://kron4.com/2015/07/21/police-fing-naked-man-grinding-himself-on-bystanders/
http://www.newsradioklbj.com/news/austin-local-news/naked-man-under-arrest-bizarre-attacks-drag
http://myinforms.com/en/a/14814426-naked-man-thrusts-himself-on-ut-drag-bystanders/
Quote: "Pearson was perspiring heavily during the incident and randomly shouted that he was Buzz Lightyear, according to the arrest warrant."
2015-07-20 - Naked man in his 40s stabs woman to death on street in Ottawa (Canada):
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/ottawa-police-major-crimes-unit-investigates-carlington-stabbing-1.3162068
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/ottawa-woman-dead-after-stabbing-witnesses-say-naked-blood-covered-man-taken-into-custody
http://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/0722-stabbing
2015-07-21 - Naked man, 38, breaks into home, woman flees, in Luddenham suburb of coastal Sydney (Australia):
http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/naked-man-arrested-after-luddenham-home-invasion-20150722-gihn38
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/naked-man-breaks-into-luddenham-home-forces-owner-to-flee/story-fni0cx12-1227451761322
http://www.msn.com/en-au/video/tech/naked-man-frightens-house-occupants-in-bizarre-circumstances/vi-AAdiRqe
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/07/22/04/23/naked-man-arrested-after-alleged-home-invasion-in-sydneys-west
http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2015/07/22/woman-shaken-after-naked-home-invasion
http://www.facebook.com/9News/posts/967122270002277
http://www.9jumpin.com.au/show/today/videos/4366393002001/
http://www.police.nsw.gov.au/news/latest_releases?sq_content_src=%2BdXJsPWh0dHBzJTNBJTJGJTJGZWJpenByZC5wb2xpY2UubnN3Lmdvdi5hdSUyRm1lZGlhJTJGNDc1MjcuaHRtbCZhbGw9MQ%3D%3D
Quote: "In bizarre scenes, the naked man was filmed emerging from the front door of the house and walking unsteadily up the driveway towards police."
2015-07-21 - Naked man pulled off train tracks in Fenton (Michigan):
http://www.tctimes.com/news/local_news/firefighter-cop-pull-naked-man-from-train-tracks/article_d7c3b82e-307a-11e5-871f-bbdafaecab9c.html
Quote: "Slater said it was apparent that the man, who was unaware of his location, had mental issues. The responders did not smell any intoxicants and there was no clear evidence of any drug use."
2015-07-22 - Naked man wanders around, leaps through glass window, near Chowder Bay in Orlando (Florida):
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/os-naked-man-burglary-chowder-bay-20150722-story.html
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/nonlethal-shotgun-used-against-naked-man-refusing-to-put-down-weapon/34305612
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Naked-Man-Jumps-Head-First-Through-Apartment-Window-318265901.html
http://www.wftv.com/news/ap/florida/deputy-naked-man-jumps-head-first-through-apartmen/nm5QK/
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/police-naked-man-wanders-apartment-complex-jumps-t/nm5XW/
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/pbpost/624248421269041152
2015-07-22 - Naked man steals city-owned SUV in Highland Village (Texas), near Lewisville Lake:
http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Naked-Man-Steals-Highland-Village-City-SUV-Officials-318192351.html
http://www.wfaa.com/story/news/crime/2015/07/23/naked-thief-city-vehicle-highland-village/30571325/
2015-07-23 - Naked man yells, breaks through window at home, in Normal Heights area in coastal San Diego (California):
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Normal-Heights-Wilson-Ave-Naked-Man-Breaks-Through-Window-318295411.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtqhCjYaZuo
Quote: "A man and his girlfriend in San Diego’s Normal Heights community awakened to a bizarre, frightening scene Thursday morning when a screaming naked man holding garden shears charged through the window of their home."
2015-07-23 - Naked man harasses people at midnight at IHOP in Miramar (Florida), near the coast:
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Naked-Man-Reportedly-Roaming-in-Miramar-Causes-IHOP-Disturbance-Police-318284161.html
http://30a-news.com/news/10734/naked-man-causes-disturbance-at-miramar-ihop-police
Quote: "The man was reportedly naked or possibly wearing only underwear. Police were combing the area of Red Road and Miramar Parkway early Thursday morning looking for the man."
2015-07-24 - Man crashes car, strips naked, runs around, gets arrested, in Ukrainian Village area in Chicago (Illinois):
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20150724/ukrainian-village/man-crashes-car-strips-naked-marches-down-busy-street-friday
Quote: "Prior to being on the street, the man had crashed his SUV into the fence of the CVS parking lot, 2427 W. Chicago Ave., and when approached by someone to see if he was okay, got out of the car, stripped and began running up and down Chicago Avenue..."
2015-07-24 - Naked man walks around aimlessly in Kuala Lumpur (Malaysia):
http://www.thestar.com.my/News/Nation/2015/07/24/naked-man-walk-jalan-tuanku-abdul-rahman/
http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/citynews/greater-kl/article/naked-man-takes-afternoon-stroll-down-jalan-tar/naked-man-takes-afternoon-stroll-down-jalan-tar
2015-07-26 - Naked man, 61, speaks unintelligibly, found on floor at grocery store, in Novi (Michigan):
http://www.dailytribune.com/general-news/20150727/police-escort-nude-man-from-novi-kroger
http://www.facebook.com/boudreaubrandon/posts/1024105234266879
Quote: "When police arrived, they found a 61-year-old Novi man near the meat department lying on the floor, Lauria said. Officers said that the man was speaking unintelligibly. 'It was evident to officers that the man was experiencing some type of medical condition,' said Lauria."
2015-07-26 - Naked man assaults family member, runs around neighborhood, gets arrested, in Vancouver (Washington):
http://koin.com/2015/07/26/naked-man-waives-knife-in-vancouver-swat-called/
http://www.katu.com/news/local/Vancouver-Police-in-standoff-with-naked-man-knife-318592391.html
http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/police-arrest-vancouver-wash-man-accused-of-running-naked-with-knife/
http://kxl.com/2015/07/27/naked-man-with-knife-arrested-after-two-hour-standoff/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aealAcnqMII
2015-07-26 - Man shouts, acts erratic, douses himself in gas, ignites himself, in Larimer County (Colorado):
http://www.kktv.com/home/headlines/A-Colorado-Man-Reportedly-Lit-Himself-on-Fire-318632031.html
Quote: "Deputies say they responded to a call on Sunday of suspicious activity. When they arrived on scene, they found a man shouting and acting erratically. Officials say the man started covering himself and items nearby in gasoline. They say he lit himself on fire with a cigarette lighter."
2015-07-28 - Naked man, 81, has sex with a bush at home in coastal Stratford (Connecticut):
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/connecticut/elderly-bush-humper-908734
http://nypost.com/2015/07/30/police-catch-81-year-old-naked-man-humping-bush/
http://www.ctpost.com/news/article/Stratford-man-charged-with-abusing-greenery-6410618.php
2015-07-29 - Semi-naked hammer-wielding man tries to bite people, gets arrested, in coastal Blackpool (Britain):
http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/news/community/community-news/blood-drenched-semi-naked-hammer-wielding-man-screams-i-am-an-animal-1-7382835
Quote: "A blood-drenched bare-chested man terrified residents when he walked down a street waving a hammer. Daniel Donovan repeatedly shouted 'I am an animal' as a petrified little boy in the street fled from him."
Quote: "When arrested Donovan threatened to kill police officers and he headbutted and kicked out at the cage area when put into a police van. He was taken to hospital for treatment to a deep wound on his hand. Once there, he told officers and medical staff 'I’ll take chunks out of you' before trying to bite people. He had to be put in limb restraints and sedated."
Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area...
2015-07-31 - Naked man, 20, runs around on streets and causes commotion in Jeonju (South Korea):
http://www.allkpop.com/buzz/2015/07/naked-man-causes-commotion-on-streets-of-jeonju-city
http://onehallyu.com/topic/204029-akp-naked-man-causes-commotion-on-streets-of-jeonju-city/
http://www.reddit.com/r/korea/comments/3fbtuz/naked_man_causes_commotion_on_streets_of_jeonju/
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