Jumping Jack Flash Hypothesis: It's A Gas Gas Gas: Event Update For 2014-02-22

http://jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com/2012/02/jumping-jack-flash-hypothesis-its-gas.html

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: 'Zombie' Files

2014-02-22 - Naked man runs through the streets of Pittsburgh (Pennsylvania), gets chased down and tased:

http://boingboing.net/2014/02/20/police-pursue-naked-man-throug.html
http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2014/02/19/naked-man-tased-arrested-in-downtown-pittsburgh/

Quote: "Pittsburgh Police were called to reports of a man who took off his clothes as he started walking across a downtown bridge. Witnesses say the man started taking off his clothes on the Rachel Carson bridge, and throwing them into the Allegheny River."

Note: That is exactly the same behavior the original face-eater exhibited - walked across a causeway, tossing his clothes away as he went. Hydrogen sulfide makes people feel warmer and fearless, as Jenkem users have noted:

Quote: "They say it keeps them warm and makes them fearless."

Note: So if hydrogen sulfide doesn't knock you dead (which will be the norm), but simply damages your brain, then it appears that you'll tend to strip off your clothes, probably because you're too warm, and then you might do crazy violent stuff, exhibit superhuman strength and fearlessness, etc. So a 'zombie apocalypse' is looking plenty real, except they're not actually dead, just brain-damaged, and you won't have to shoot their brains out but because of their potential superhuman strength you might want to anyway, just to be safe. And you won't become a zombie yourself just by being bitten but rather by breathing neurotoxic hydrogen sulfide, which could blow over you at any time now. The Rachel Carson Bridge goes over the Allegheny River, a low-lying area where hydrogen sulfide, a heavier-than-air gas, will tend to accumulate...

2014-02-22 - Naked man attacks bus driver in Irvington (New Jersey):

http://www.nj.com/essex/index.ssf/2014/02/naked_man_tries_to_board_nj_transit_bus_in_irvington.html
http://www.mediaite.com/online/nsfw-naked-man-attacks-nj-transit-bus-driver/
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/naked-man-fights-n-transit-busdriver-article-1.1619097
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local/new_jersey&id=9436462

Quote: "One Youtube video shows the Irvington police arriving several minutes after the man was first shown walking in circles in the middle of the road."

2014-02-22 - Naked man, 21, drives erratically, flees cops, on the M1 near coastal London (Britain):

http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/21/m1-naked-man-arrested-after-police-chase-4312665/

2014-02-22 - Home explodes and burns at 5 AM in Pilsen, Chicago (Illinois), near Lake Michigan, 2 injured:
http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/Gas-Explosion-Sparks-House-Fire-in-Pilsen-246678621.html
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-3-injured-in-apparent-gas-explosion-in-pilsen-20140222,0,6974920.story

2014-02-22 - Explosion in the wee hours injures 2 people in Greenville County (Georgia):
http://www.wspa.com/story/24794180/two-being-treated-at-burn-center-after-early-morning-explosion

Quote: "Two people are in the hospital Saturday, after being flown to the Joseph M. Still Burn Center, in Augusta, Georgia following an early morning explosion. According to officials on the scene, there was an incident Saturday morning along White Horse Road in Greenville County that prompted emergency crews to transport burn victims from one care facility to another."

Note: So a care facility exploded? Kinda vague with the details there...

2014-02-22 - Two explosions damage plant in Toone (Tennessee), several employees injured:
http://www.wmctv.com/story/24794385/plant-explosion-injures-several-employees
http://wreg.com/2014/02/22/man-critically-injured-in-kilgore-plant-explosion/
http://www.wbbjtv.com/news/local/Initial-Investigation-of-Kilgore-Plant-Begins-246808571.html

2014-02-22 - Underground electrical fire breaks out, spreads to power pole, in Pittsburgh (Pennsylvania):
http://triblive.com/news/adminpage/5644350-74/carson-south-fire
http://www.roonte.com/www/carson-street-briefly-closed-saturday-because-of-utility-fire

Quote: "Smoke began streaming from a manhole cover just before noon at East Carson and South 12th streets, an Allegheny County emergency dispatcher said. She said a nearby utility pole soon caught fire."

2014-02-22 - Electrical substation erupts in flame shortly after midnight in Maypole (Britain), 4480 homes go dark:
http://www.b14news.co.uk/maypole-sub-station-fire-leaves-4480-homes-in-the-dark/

2014-02-22 - Pile of junk televisions bursts into flame at recycling center in San Angelo (Texas):
http://sanangelolive.com/news/2014-02-22/fire-recycling-center-warehouse-road
http://www.newsdump.com/news/fire-damages-old-tvs-at-recycling-center
http://www.fireengineering.com/news/2014/02/23/fire-damages-old-tvs-at-recycling-center.html

2014-02-22 - Second brush fire in a week breaks out in Isleta Pueblo (New Mexico):
http://www.koat.com/news/new-mexico/fire-breaks-out-overnight-on-isleta-pueblo/24617010?absolute=true

2014-02-22 - Six fires erupt around Ashburton (New Zealand):
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/9752502/Firefighters-battle-six-rural-blazes

Note: Hay bales, hedge, barn, paddock, tree, more hay bales...

2014-02-22 - Multiple wildfires break out across Oklahoma:
http://www.kswo.com/story/24793482/wildfires-break-out-across-oklahoma

2014-02-22 - Passenger plane cabin fills with smoke, plane makes emergency landing in coastal San Diego (California):
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=VIV-20140223-42788-USA

Note: And the day prior, a medical plane's engine burst into flame and the plane crashed and killed all 11 aboard in coastal Tunis (Libya), and a federal 737 filled with smoke and sickened 10 people causing the plane to make an emergency landing in coastal Mobile (Alabama), as mentioned in the 2014-02-21 update...

2014-02-22 - Tour boat starts taking on water then bursts into flame near coastal Auckland (New Zealand), passengers rescued:
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11208532
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/9754901/Police-rescue-dozens-on-Auckland-Harbour
http://www.radionz.co.nz/news/regional/237035/36-charter-boat-passengers-rescued

Quote: "The cause of the fire was unknown, but police said the Fire Service's call-out took place long after the passengers had been removed and when the vessel was safely moored."

2014-02-22 - Train engine bursts into flame in Pincher Creek (Canada):
http://www.pinchercreekecho.com/2014/02/21/train-on-fire-pulls-into-pincher-station

Note: Another train engine burst into flame a couple of days prior too, as it was leaving Fountain (Colorado). Cops and firefighters had to chase it down and put it out, mentioned in the 2014-02-20 update...

2014-02-22 - Semi tractor destroyed by fire at truck service shop near Thomasville (North Carolina), nobody there:
http://www.the-dispatch.com/article/20140222/NEWS/140229987/1005?Title=Business-sustains-heavy-damage-in-fire-near-Thomasville

Quote: "Tolson said a cab of a tractor-trailer was destroyed in the fire. At least three other vehicles sustained major smoke and heat damage, he said. Tolson was unsure if the building was insured."

2014-02-22 - Utility truck bursts into flame in the Ward Cove area, near Ketchikan (Alaska):
http://www.sitnews.us/

Quote: "Friday at approximately 6 PM, a utility truck headed toward Ketchikan burst into flames in the Ward Cove area very close to the North Tongass Fire Department station."

Note: This link will get stale quicker than most as it's on the main page and they won't leave it there forever...

2014-02-22 - Pickup truck bursts into flame while parked in garage, fire spreads, home damaged too, in Byron Township (Michigan):
http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2014/02/post_483.html

2014-02-22 - Pickup truck bursts into flame while parked at Starbucks in Nederland (Texas):
http://www.12newsnow.com/story/24797896/viewer-catches-truck-fire-on-video

2014-02-22 - Pickup truck bursts into flame, fire spreads to home, home destroyed, in Decatur (Texas):
http://www.wcmessenger.com/2014/update/couple-lose-home-to-fire/

2014-02-22 - SUV bursts into flame, later explodes, on the M57 near Liverpool (Britain), man almost killed:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/merseyside-bmw-fire-motorists-miraculous-3174459

Quote: "There was less than 60 seconds between me getting out and the car exploding. The heat when it actually popped - I’m standing 20 metres away from this thing - and it was like a force of heat hitting me in the face. Less than two minutes later, and there was nothing left of the car, absolutely nothing - not a single piece of paintwork, not a seat, a mirror, not a single thing. It was just a complete lump of ash."

Quote: "Luckily, I am a young, healthy male, and I’m quick on my feet. This could have been my father, who is 68-years-old. He’s got problems with his hip and might not have got out. Or there could have been small children in the car. It could have been a tragedy. I love adrenalin sports - I love to dip my toe in that dangerous side - but yesterday was a little bit too close for me, to say the least."

Quote: "BMW could not be reached for comment."

2014-02-22 - Three cars go up in flames while parked at Gulf Coast Town Center in coastal Fort Myers (Florida):
http://www.winknews.com/Local-Florida/2014-02-22/Gulf-Coast-Town-Center-Car-Fire

Quote: "The San Carlos Fire Department is on the scene of a three car fire at the Gulf Coast Town Center."

2014-02-22 - Six cars destroyed by fire before 4 AM while parked in Millville (Delaware):
http://www.wdel.com/story.php?id=57064

Note: They're assuming arson, but their evidence - none mentioned - is less than convincing. Being ignorant of the problem we face, they're probably making the same mistake that cops made when three patrol cars went up in flames while parked at a police station in Norwich (Vermont), mentioned in the 2012-11-22 update. Initially they said that was arson too, and that accelerants were involved, then they changed their story and said it was accidental, probably after reviewing surveillance footage which showed the cars simply bursting into flame. They were correct about accelerants being involved though: both methane and hydrogen sulfide are highly flammable, which means they are accelerants. The wee hours are when the atmosphere cools and contracts, which will push any hydrogen sulfide or methane in the air above closer to the ground...

2014-02-22 - Car bursts into flame at auto shop in Dyersville (Iowa):
http://www.dyersvillecommercial.com/news/petersburg-car-fire-img-jpg/image_eef7f10c-9bdb-11e3-92cb-001a4bcf6878.html

2014-02-22 - Car bursts into flame on M-14 in Salem Township (Michigan), in Washtenaw County:
http://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/index.ssf/2014/02/crews_respond_to_car_fire_on_m.html

2014-02-22 - Car bursts into flame near bridge in coastal Mackay (Australia):
http://www.whitsundaytimes.com.au/news/car-fire-extinguished-emergency-services/2178374/

2014-02-22 - Car bursts into flame at Portsmouth Road intersection in Horndean (Britain):
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/firefighters-tackle-car-blaze-in-horndean-1-5895211

2014-02-22 - Car bursts into flame on the A1 near Warmsworth (Britain):
http://www.doncasterfreepress.co.uk/news/car-fire-and-abnormal-road-create-a1-disruption-1-6456730
http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/car-fire-and-abnormal-road-create-a1-disruption-1-6456730

2014-02-22 - Car bursts into flame on Barrington Road in Letchworth (Britain):
http://www.theadvertisergroup.co.uk/News/Car-on-fire-in-Letchworth-20140222175052.htm

2014-02-22 - Car bursts into flame at 1:56 AM at The Trout Inn car park on Exeter Road in Bickleigh, Tiverton (Britain):
http://www.dsfire.gov.uk/News/Newsdesk/IncidentDetail.cfm?IncidentID=28113&siteCategoryId=3&T1ID=26&T2ID=41
http://www.middevongazette.co.uk/Emergency-services-called-car-pub-near-Tiverton/story-20682966-detail/story.html

2014-02-22 - Vehicle bursts into flame while parked at Walmart in Dothan (Alabama):
http://www.rickeystokesnews.com/article.php/vehicle-fire-at-southside-walmart-123961

2014-02-22 - Vehicle bursts into flame on I-94 near Emmett Township (Michigan):
http://wwmt.com/shared/news/features/top-stories/stories/wwmt_i94-backed-up-after-vehicle-fire-18545.shtml
http://www.cw7michigan.com/shared/news/features/top-stories/stories/wmmt_i94-backed-up-after-vehicle-fire-18545.shtml

2014-02-22 - Two vehicles and garage destroyed by fire, three homes scorched, in Amarillo (Texas):
http://amarillo.com/news/local-news/2014-02-22/fire-destroys-garage-damages-homes-central-amarillo

Quote: "The fire destroyed a garage attached to a home, as well as two vehicles inside the garage..."

2014-02-22 - Classic cars and building destroyed by fire in Snyder (Oklahoma):
http://www.kswo.com/story/24795175/building-lies-in-ru

Quote: "Even though they moved they kept most of their belongings there. That includes family photos, clothing, important paperwork, and classic cars her dad worked on, now, all gone. 'One particular car he had he got when he first got back from Vietnam, so it was really really, really sentimental to him,' Gilley said."

2014-02-22 - Auto shop erupts in flame in Crawford County (Arkansas), man badly burned:
http://5newsonline.com/2014/02/22/fire-shuts-down-crawford-county-road/

2014-02-22 - Auto parts warehouse destroyed by fire before 5 AM in Philadelphia (Pennsylvania):
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Fire-Burns-Through-S-Philly-Building-Darien-246669581.html
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/local&id=9441422

2014-02-22 - Barn destroyed by fire at midnight, veterinary clinic damaged, in Monroe County (West Virginia), 5 horses killed:
http://www.wvva.com/story/24795770/2014/02/22/fire-damages-veterinary-clinic-destroys-barn

2014-02-22 - Barn destroyed by fire in Camden Township (Minnesota):
http://kstp.com/news/stories/s3335890.shtml
http://sunpatriot.com/2014/02/22/fire-destroys-barn-in-carmden-township/

2014-02-22 - Office building burns twice, starting at 2:10 AM, in Wayne (New Jersey), nobody there:
http://www.northjersey.com/news/Wayne_firefighters_battle_same_blaze_twice.html

2014-02-22 - Appliance and TV warehouse destroyed by fire in Connellsville Township (Pennsylvania):
http://www.wtae.com/news/local/fayette/warehouse-collapses-after-fayette-county-fire/24620590

2014-02-22 - Series of shed fires breaks out on Belmont Road in Hereford (Britain):
http://www.herefordtimes.com/news/11027413.Firefighters_extinguish_shed_fires_early_this_morning/

2014-02-22 - Deck bursts into flame at 12:39 AM at home in Lyons (Colorado):
http://kdvr.com/2014/02/22/family-evacuates-home-after-deck-catches-fire-in-lyons/
http://www.timescall.com/news/ci_25202047/fire-erupts-at-lyons-homes-rear-deck-area
http://denver.cityandpress.com/node/7466125

2014-02-22 - Deck bursts into flame, fire spreads to home, near St. Clair (Missouri):
http://www.emissourian.com/local_news/saint_clair/article_54f95daa-9bf1-11e3-b375-001a4bcf887a.html

2014-02-22 - House damaged by fire at 2:40 AM in coastal Suffolk (Virginia), 8 people homeless:
http://www.wvec.com/my-city/suffolk/Fire-displaces-4-adults-4-kids-in-Suffolk-246683131.html

2014-02-22 - Home destroyed by fire in coastal Portsmouth (Rhode Island):
http://www.turnto10.com/story/24796324/fire-in-portsmouth-destroys-residence
http://wpri.com/2014/02/22/fire-destroys-portsmouth-home/

2014-02-22 - Multi-family home damaged by blaze in coastal Washington DC, people jump from upper floors, 5 injured:
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/One-Firefighter-Injured-in-Fire-in-Southeast-DC-246672751.html

2014-02-22 - Deadly blaze rips through home in Indianapolis (Indiana), family of 6 killed:
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/ind-kids-extreme-critical-condition-22639889
http://wishtv.com/2014/02/23/2-children-still-critical-after-fire-claims-4-lives/
http://www.theindychannel.com/news/local-news/house-fire-sparks-inside-east-side-home-near-21st-and-olney-streets
http://www.journalgazette.net/article/20140222/LOCAL06/140229769/-1/LOCAL11
http://www.news4jax.com/news/House-fire-kills-6-members-of-Indiana-family/-/475880/24630284/-/qpwvkjz/-/index.html

2014-02-22 - Deadly fire hits motel in the wee hours in Tordomar (Spain), family of 6 incinerated, 5 more injured:
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/dead-injured-hotel-fire-northern-spain-22629767
http://news.sky.com/story/1215631/family-of-six-killed-in-spanish-hotel-fire

2014-02-22 - Vacant apartment building burns in Bonne Terre (Missouri):
http://dailyjournalonline.com/news/local/updated-blaze-destroys-apartments/article_cfd993d8-9b7d-11e3-bdaa-001a4bcf887a.html

Quote: "This is the second intense fire that Bonne Terre crews have battled in as many days."

Note: The other fire involved a tractor and a lumber shed, mentioned in the 2014-02-21 update...

2014-02-22 - Vacant home destroyed by fire in Perris (California):
http://blog.pe.com/breaking-news/2014/02/21/perris-house-destroyed-in-fire/

2014-02-22 - Vacant house burns in Piscataway (New Jersey):
http://www.mycentraljersey.com/article/20140221/NJNEWS14/302210024/Fire-damages-vacant-Piscataway-home

2014-02-22 - Vacant home burns at 5:30 AM in Madison County (Kentucky):
http://www.wkyt.com/home/headlines/Vacant-home-catches-fire-in-Madison-County-246676761.html

2014-02-22 - Two charred corpses found in burning car in Philadelphia (Pennsylvania):
http://www.dailyjournal.net/view/story/e377ea12c9e64042b04d69990b2dcf84/PA--Burned-Car-Bodies/
http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/2-bodies-found-in-burning-car-in-Philadelphia-5258122.php
http://www.thecourierexpress.com/news/state/article_2b79ce66-6dc5-5291-8b0e-eca76d4de13f.html

2014-02-22 - Family of 3 found dead in submerged car in Jellico Creek in Williamsburg (Kentucky):
http://www.kentucky.com/2014/02/22/3104055/couple-child-found-dead-in-creek.html
http://www.wkyt.com/wymt/home/headlines/Three-bodies-found-in-car-in-flooded-Whitley-County-creek-246691841.html

2014-02-22 - Man found dead in vehicle just before 4 AM in Philadelphia (Pennsylvania):
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/Bodies_found_in_burning_car_likely_murdered_police_say.html
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/local&id=9441595

Note: This story lists the dead guy in a car and the two people who burned to death in another car. Unrelated? I wouldn't be so sure about that. They did have some things in common: geography, timeframe and the atmosphere. Hydrogen sulfide will knock people dead and being highly flammable, it will ignite vehicles too. The two corpses in the burning car are reminiscent of the young engaged couple who burned to death in their vehicle in McFarland (Wisconsin), who mysteriously never even tried to escape (probably because they were already dead or unconscious), mentioned in the 2013-01-01 update. Many people have burned to death in vehicles since then. Obviously the cops, being completely ignorant of what's going on, will assume this or assume that, so I'll just leave the assuming to the *cough* professionals...

2014-02-22 - Man in his 70s burns to death in burning RV in coastal Bundaberg (Australia):
http://www.gladstoneobserver.com.au/news/man-dies-fatal-caravan-fire-bundaberg-gliding-club/2178285/
http://mypolice.qld.gov.au/bundaberg/2014/02/22/fatal-fire-elliott/
http://www.allnewsau.com/news/two-die-in-qld-fires
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/two-die-in-qld-fires-20140222-338t1.html
http://www.dream-builder.net/rssen/news/man-dies-in-fatal-caravan-fire-at-bundaberg-gliding-club-fraser-coast-chronicle-nz-gliding
http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/one-person-feared-dead-in-house-fire-on-oscar-st-kingston-south-of-brisbane/story-fnihsrf2-1226834471459

2014-02-22 - Missing man, 20, found dead in the River Derwent in Derby (Britain):
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-26312560

2014-02-22 - Man, about 40, found dead in sewage drain in Udaipur (India), gruesome picture:
http://www.udaipurtimes.com/dead-body-found-from-a-sewage-at-durga-nursery/

2014-02-22 - Woman in her 50s drops dead before 7:30 AM near park in Riverside (California):
http://blog.pe.com/breaking-news/2014/02/22/riverside-body-of-woman-found/

2014-02-22 - Man in his 20s found dead in seaside residence in coastal Venice (California):
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-venice-dead-body20140222,0,7021636.story

2014-02-22 - Man found dead in the water near the Harbor Bridge in coastal Corpus Christi (Texas):
http://www.kristv.com/news/dead-body-found-under-harbor-bridge/

2014-02-22 - Man, 46, found dead in apartment in Windsor (Canada):
http://blogs.windsorstar.com/2014/02/22/police-investigate-dead-body-found-in-ouellette-avenue-apartment/

2014-02-22 - Carpenter found dead, blood oozing from mouth, at construction site in Noida (India):
http://www.business-standard.com/article/pti-stories/carpender-found-dead-in-under-construction-apartment-114022200590_1.html

Quote: "When he was found unconscious, blood was oozing from his mouth. He was rushed to district hospital where he was declared brought dead."

Note: Hydrogen sulfide poisoning can cause bleeding from nose, mouth, ears. Many people have been found dead similarly, after mysteriously bleeding out. Construction site means building not completed, which means it was more open to the atmosphere than a completed and well-insulated building...

2014-02-22 - Journalist, 55, suddenly sickens and dies in Rapid City (South Dakota):
http://rapidcityjournal.com/news/local/rockerville-fire-official-journal-employee-paul-smith-dies-unexpectedly/article_538fc27e-12c9-576b-8a05-21fa09ca9591.html

2014-02-22 - Man, 40, goes to chop wood, next seen dead by tree, in Leslie Township (Michigan):
http://www.wlns.com/story/24798498/leslie-man-found-dead-under-tree

2014-02-22 - Missing man, 76, found dead near his home in Berks County (Pennsylvania):
http://fox43.com/2014/02/22/missing-man-in-berks-county-has-been-found-dead/