Jumping Jack Flash Hypothesis: It's A Gas Gas Gas: Event Update For 2013-06-17

http://jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com/2012/02/jumping-jack-flash-hypothesis-its-gas.html

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Corpses In Low-Lying Areas

2013-06-17 - Two women, 38 and 51, found dead in separate homes in same neighborhood in Bradford (Britain):

http://www.halifaxcourier.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire/two-women-found-dead-in-bradford-1-5777845
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-22952275

Quote: "Both addresses have been searched and the deaths are not being linked at the moment, police said."

Note: Ah, but they WERE linked, by geography, time and the atmosphere. Could be a decent-sized cloud of hydrogen sulfide blew through Bradford and knocked these two women dead. This isn't the first time an incident like this has happened. Two men, both 52, were found dead in separate but adjacent homes in Oklahoma City (Oklahoma) in March, as mentioned in the 2013-03-15 update...

2013-06-17 - Explosion and fire rocks manufacturing plant at 1:20 AM in Postville (Iowa), 3 injured:
http://blogs.desmoinesregister.com/dmr/index.php/2013/06/17/three-injured-in-postville-plant-explosion/article
http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/112268-postville-explosion-three-injured-in-iowa-plant-explosion/
http://www.kcci.com/news/central-iowa/explosion-fire-reported-at-processing-plant/-/9357080/20594798/-/j4byp0/-/index.html

Quote: "The damage is estimated at $5-$7 million."

2013-06-17 - Propane tank explodes, blows walls off nearby home, in Mead (Oklahoma), 2 injured:
http://www.kxii.com/news/headlines/Mead-house-explosion-injures-two-211922351.html
http://www.koco.com/news/oklahomanews/around-oklahoma/2-recovering-in-meade-after-propane-tank-explosion/-/12530084/20609600/-/1047wpu/-/index.html

2013-06-17 - Large pile of tires and auto parts bursts into flame at scrapyard in suburb of coastal Melbourne (Australia):
http://www.brimbankweekly.com.au/story/1577142/sunshine-north-fire-under-control/
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/nine-fire-crews-dispatched-to-fight-massive-scrap-yard-blaze/story-fni0fit3-1226664884160

2013-06-17 - Major blaze engulfs titanium and metal plant in Morgantown (Pennsylvania):
http://www.whptv.com/news/local/story/Numerous-fire-crews-battle-major-blaze-at/1CWPFpQ-20exG9uXlISGcw.cspx
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/local&id=9142713

2013-06-17 - Carstens Fire gathers strength near Yosemite National Park (California), hundreds of homes threatened:
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/06/18/19022515-latest-california-fire-gains-strength-threatens-hundreds-of-homes
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/06/17/19009900-california-officials-warn-fire-season-could-be-worst-in-100-years

Quote: "In what is feared to be the worst wildfire season in a century, a central California blaze is gathering strength from dry air and wind gusts to threaten hundreds of homes. The Carstens Fire, which began Sunday afternoon, continues to burn through brush and timber in the Sierra Nevada foothills southwest of Yosemite National Park, according to Daniel Berlant, a spokesman for the California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection (CAL FIRE)."

2013-06-17 - Galley bursts into flame on passenger plane, plane makes emergency landing in Las Vegas (Nevada):
http://www.mynews3.com/content/news/local/story/united-fire-mccarran/p2id4vg08Eq6KV-AuKfIIg.cspx

Quote: "A Los Angeles to New York flight was diverted to McCarran International Airport this morning after the crew reported a fire in the galley."

Note: "If you direct your attention to the rear of the plane, you'll see OUR KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!"

2013-06-17 - Boat bursts into flame in Chesapeake Bay near Havre de Grace (Maryland):
http://havredegrace.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/boat-went-up-in-flames-by-battery-island-fire-june-16-2013

2013-06-17 - Train car bursts into flame near Dalhart (Texas):
http://myhighplains.com/fulltext?nxd_id=387332

2013-06-17 - Transit bus bursts into flame near Southland Center in Taylor (Michigan):
http://www.thenewsherald.com/articles/2013/06/17/news/doc51bf905b60240996481064.txt

2013-06-17 - Passenger bus bursts into flame on I-78 in Berks County (Pennsylvania):
http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/mc-t-i-78-tractor-trailers-crash-in-berks-20130617,0,1224355.story
http://www.wfmz.com/news/news-regional-berks/accident-closes-10mile-stretch-of-interstate-78-west-in-berks-county/-/121418/20600466/-/dyvbs2/-/index.html

Quote: "Three tractor-trailers collided on Interstate 78 in Berks County on Monday afternoon in a chain-reaction that started as two of the big rigs slowed for a bus fire, police said."

Note: The story is actually about a chain-reaction crash of three tractor trailers, but that crash happened because two of the tractor trailers slowed down for a bus fire. I looked and couldn't find any story about the bus fire (which is itself odd), other than indirectly, in stories about this multi-semi accident. What, buses bursting into flame on our highways aren't newsworthy anymore?!

2013-06-17 - Tanker truck bursts into flame on the E19 near Brussels (Belgium):
http://www.deredactie.be/cm/vrtnieuws.english/videozone_ENG/eng.130617_burning_lorry

Note: A better headline would be 'Brussels Sprouts Fire'...

2013-06-17 - Flatbed truck bursts into flame on Northgate Boulevard in Natomas (California):
http://fox40.com/2013/06/18/truck-carrying-propane-catches-fire/
http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/video/9003108-truck-catches-fire-in-sacramento/
http://www.natomasbuzz.com/2013/06/truck-carrying-propane-tanks-catches-fire-in-natomas/

2013-06-17 - Commercial truck bursts into flame at business in Middletwn (Connecticut):
http://middletown-ct.patch.com/groups/breaking-news/p/frozen-yogurt-shop-owners-truck-catches-fire
http://www.middletownpress.com/articles/2013/06/17/news/doc51bf302253fc0414106493.txt

2013-06-17 - RV bursts into flame at home in Lincoln (Maine):
http://bangordailynews.com/2013/06/18/news/penobscot/fire-damages-rv-at-residence-in-lincoln/

2013-06-17 - RV bursts into flame on US 40 in Wasatch County (Utah), near Strawberry Reservoir:
http://www.kutv.com/news/top-stories/stories/vid_5415.shtml

2013-06-17 - Police van bursts into flame on the M7 motorway between Monasterevin and Kildare (Ireland):
http://www.thejournal.ie/garda-prison-van-fire-955044-Jun2013/
http://www.kildare-nationalist.ie/2013/06/17/garda-van-catches-fire-on-motorway/
http://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/ireland/garda-van-catches-fire-on-motorway-597730.html

2013-06-17 - Van bursts into flame near Winston Churchill Boulevard in Mississauga (Canada):
http://www.mississauga.com/news-story/3843529-driver-escapes-flaming-van/

Note: Mississauga sits right on the shore of Lake Ontario...

2013-06-17 - Minivan bursts into flame at 2:30 AM while parked at home in Swan River (Canada):
http://swanriver.valleybiz.ca/news/2013/06/17/swan-river-rcmp-suspicious-vehicle-fire/

2013-06-17 - Pickup truck bursts into flame while parked at the New Shanghai Theatre in Branson (Missouri):
http://bransontrilakesnews.com/image_c27be65c-d835-11e2-a3df-0019bb2963f4.html

2013-06-17 - Pickup truck bursts into flame on West Rezanof Drive in coastal Kodiak (Alaska):
http://alaska-native-news.com/general-news/8719-coast-guard-responds-to-vehicle-fire-in-kodiak-alaska.html
http://kmxtnews2012.wordpress.com/2013/06/17/rezanof-closed-near-base-as-uscg-fd-doused-truck-fire/

2013-06-17 - Pickup truck bursts into flame on I-64 near Kenova (West Virginia):
http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/Car-Fire-Shuts-Down-I-64-East-at-the-Kenova-Exit-211791191.html
http://www.herald-dispatch.com/news/x889496311/Car-fire-temporarily-closes-traffic-on-I-64

2013-06-17 - Pickup truck bursts into flame on Murfreesboro Road in Nashville (Tennessee):
http://www.wkrn.com/story/22612532/pickup-truck-catches-on-fire-in-south-nashville
http://www.newscastic.com/news/pickup-truck-catches-on-fire-in-south-nashville-604903/

Quote: "The incident occurred around 1:30 p.m. on Murfreesboro Road. The fire continues to reignite. It was not immediately clear what sparked the fire."

2013-06-17 - Pickup truck bursts into flame at 5:30 AM in driveway in Harvard (Illinois):
http://www.nwherald.com/2013/06/17/no-injuries-in-harvard-pickup-truck-fire/attwqut/

2013-06-17 - Two patrol cars burst into flame at 3:45 AM in field near Berkeley (California):
http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_23478200/berkeley-two-contra-costa-sheriffs-patrol-cars-catch

Note: They were chasing a Lexus and ended up in a field. The Lexus got away, the patrol cars caught fire...

2013-06-17 - Two cars burst into flame while parked in underground garage at apartment complex in Plymouth (Minnesota):
http://www.myfoxtwincities.com/story/22618618/plymouth-garage-fire-injures-2-destroys-2-cars

2013-06-17 - Car bursts into flame on I-287 near Rivervale (New Jersey):
http://www.northjersey.com/news/211822241_Riverdale_firefighters_respond_to_highway_car_fire_--_traffic_delayed.html

2013-06-17 - Car bursts into flame on Hess Sub Road in Fairpoint (Ohio), driver possibly shot too:
http://www.wtov9.com/news/news/man-hurt-after-car-fire-possible-shooting/nYMj3/

2013-06-17 - Car bursts into flame at 3:55 AM while parked in driveway in Illingworth (Britain):
http://www.halifaxcourier.co.uk/news/calderdale/car-fire-in-illingworth-1-5773714

2013-06-17 - Car bursts into flame near St. George Boulevard in St. George (Utah):
http://www.stgeorgeutah.com/news/archive/2013/06/17/mgk-natural-gas-vehicle-catches-fire-fire-crews-respond/

2013-06-17 - Car bursts into flame on street in St. Paul (Minnesota):
http://twincitiesfirewire.com/2013/06/17/vehicle-burns-on-st-paul-street/

2013-06-17 - Car bursts into flame on Clodgy Lane in Helston (Britain):
http://www.thisisthewestcountry.co.uk/news/cornwall_news/10490843.Car_fire_at_Clodgy_Lane/
http://www.thisiscornwall.co.uk/crews-tackle-derelict-building-Camborne-car-blaze/story-19316605-detail/story.html

Note: Second story also mentions a vacant building burning in Camborne...

2013-06-17 - Car bursts into flame on the A30 between Mitchell and Summercourt (Britain):
http://www.thisiscornwall.co.uk/Car-A30-causes-rush-hour-delays/story-19316790-detail/story.html

2013-06-17 - Car bursts into flame on Germantown Pike near Worcester (Pennsylvania):
http://www.timesherald.com/article/20130617/NEWS01/130619637/local-fire-departments-respond-to-car-fire-in-worcester

2013-06-17 - Car bursts into flame on I-494 near Eagan (Minnesota):
http://eagan.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/car-fire-blocks-lanes-on-494-near-dodd

2013-06-17 - Car bursts into flame on Barony Road in Nantwich (Britain):
http://www.cheshirefire.gov.uk/news-events/incidents/car-fire-in-nantwich_18-06-2013_8-01-46

2013-06-17 - Car bursts into flame on Barn Street in Haverfordwest (Britain):
http://www.westerntelegraph.co.uk/news/10490731.Dramatic_scenes_as_car_bursts_into_flames_on_busy_Haverfordwest_road/

2013-06-17 - Vehicle bursts into flame on State Street in Boise (Idaho):
http://www.idahostatesman.com/2013/06/17/2620259/vehicle-catches-fire-on-state.html

2013-06-17 - Motorcycle bursts into flame at 1:20 AM on Gadbrook Road in Northwich (Britain):
http://www.cheshirefire.gov.uk/news-events/incidents/motorcycle-fire-in-rudheath-northwich

2013-06-17 - RV trailer bursts into flame at campground in coastal North Hampton (New Hampshire), 1 injured:
http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20130617-NEWS-130619763
http://www.unionleader.com/article/20130617/NEWS07/130619344
http://www.wmur.com/news/nh-news/man-suffers-burns-to-face-arm-in-camper-fire/-/9857858/20609680/-/xb3tg7z/-/index.html

2013-06-17 - Car and garage destroyed by fire in Whiteley (Britain):
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/firefighters-called-to-car-and-garage-blaze-1-5195372

2013-06-17 - Auto supply store hit by fire and explosions in Sacramento (California):
http://www.news10.net/news/article/247981/2/Sacramento-auto-supply-store-damaged-in-fire-

2013-06-17 - Barn destroyed by fire in Kimmell (Indiana), 1000 feet from Sparta Lake:
http://www.kpcnews.com/news/latest/advanceleader/article_c5e55d09-cdd5-543f-89fe-275d6ac3d1d9.html

2013-06-17 - Barn and other structures destroyed by fire in rural Petaluma (California):
http://www.pressdemocrat.com/article/20130617/COMMUNITY/130619618/1033/news

2013-06-17 - Barn damaged by fire at 4 AM in Middleton (Idaho):
http://www.thenewstribune.com/2013/06/17/2641836/barn-fire-still-burning-in-middleton.html
http://www.idahostatesman.com/2013/06/17/2620165/barn-fire-still-burning-in-middleton.html

2013-06-17 - Mixed-use building destroyed by fire on River Street in Cook (Minnesota):
http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/event/article/id/270184/

Quote: "Cook Mayor Harold Johnston said the building appeared to be a total loss. The Dollar Barn was in one of two business spaces in the building at 114 S. River St. The other space was vacant, Johnston said."

2013-06-17 - Reclining chair bursts into flame at home in coastal Quincy Point (Massachusetts), 2 injured:
http://www.patriotledger.com/news/x1213258937/Two-people-hurt-in-Quincy-Point-fire

Note: The residents tossed the chair out the window and it then caught the porch roof on fire. This area is the part of Quincy (Massachusetts) closest to the ocean and this home is about 1000 feet from the ocean. Quincy is where a 'rotten egg' smell is rolling in off the ocean, as mentioned in the 2013-05-09 update. A mysterious plane has been buzzing the city at night too, as mentioned in the 2013-05-10 update...

2013-06-17 - AC unit bursts into flame on roof of vacant home in Atwater (California):
http://www.sacbee.com/2013/06/18/5504669/fire-hits-vacant-atwater-home.html

2013-06-17 - Porch bursts into flame at home in Asotin, fire spreads, duplex destroyed (Washington):
http://lmtribune.com/northwest/article_b3afc21d-84d7-54b4-b7ca-83478c720c87.html

Quote: "Debra Slaybaugh was on her couch reading early Monday afternoon when she heard a loud pop on her front porch."

Note: There's that popping sound again, heard right before many fires this past year or so. That's probably the sound of a smallish hydrogen sulfide and/or methane plume finding an ignition source and igniting. This was her porch so there may have been numerous possible ignition sources: copper wiring to porch light or doorbell, rusted iron/steel in nails or screws or hinges or BBQ grill, the heat from a porch light, a rusty railing, etc. Asotin lies along the banks of the Snake River...

2013-06-17 - Porch bursts into flame at home in Grayslake (Illinois):
http://grayslake.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/officials-investigating-cause-of-porch-fire

2013-06-17 - Deck bursts into flame, fire spreads, one home destroyed, another damaged, in Austin (Texas):
http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/local/austin/fire-destroys-home-in-high-risk-area

2013-06-17 - Fire erupts at porch light at 6:30 AM, fire spreads, mobile home damaged, in Clark County (Kentucky):
http://www.lex18.com/news/fire-damages-clark-county-mobile-home/

Note: I mentioned the porch light problem a while back. It's the same problem as all the underground fires and utility pole fires and non-running vehicle fires: hydrogen sulfide is reactive with copper, especially electrified copper. That means wiring for doorbells and exterior lights - if any copper is exposed to the atmosphere, fire can break out. These fires probably start small in most cases, with some sizzling and sparking, but often no one is around to notice until the fire has grown...

2013-06-17 - Brush fire erupts at Foreman Creek Recreation Area on Lake Oroville (California):
http://www.chicoer.com/news/ci_23475845/fire-burns-at-foreman-creek-recreation-area

2013-06-17 - Hotel catches fire in coastal Ocean City (Maryland), 1 lightly injured:
http://www.wboc.com/story/22614162/fire-at-north-ocean-city-hotel

2013-06-17 - Apartment building erupts in flame at 4 AM in coastal Baltimore (Maryland):
http://www.wbaltv.com/news/maryland/baltimore-city/fire-damages-city-apartment-complex-tenants-angry/-/10131532/20594076/-/140v30tz/-/index.html

2013-06-17 - Inferno tears through apartment complex at 6:30 AM, 24 units destroyed, in Las Vegas (Nevada):
http://www.8newsnow.com/story/22603390/breaking-news-three-alarm-fire-burning-downtown

Quote: "The fire destroyed 24 units and displaced 91 people. Firefighters say it's one of the valley's biggest fires this year."

2013-06-17 - Vacant textile mill heavily damaged by fire in Lincolnton (North Carolina):
http://myfox8.com/2013/06/17/firefighters-on-scene-of-massive-cotton-mill-fire-in-lincolnton/
http://www.wcnc.com/news/local/Large-mill-ablaze-in-Lincolnton-211903501.html
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/news/local/firefighters-scene-massive-cotton-mill-fire/nYNMJ/

Note: Mills are virtually always built near bodies of flowing water, to provide free energy for millwork, and yep, after looking, there's a creek or stream near there. In fact, I have yet to find a fire involving a mill that hasn't been near a creek or stream, and I've probably checked many dozens if not hundreds of such fires by now...

2013-06-17 - Vacant home and other structure catch fire in San Joiquin County (California), fire officials 'baffled':
http://fox40.com/2013/06/17/investigators-baffled-by-fire-at-vacant-home/

2013-06-17 - Vacant house destroyed by fire in Canton (Ohio), adjacent occupied home damaged, 6 people homeless:
http://www.ohio.com/news/break-news/vacant-house-fire-leaves-neighbors-homeless-1.406809
http://www.cantonrep.com/newsnow/x1213259356/Fire-Dept-responds-to-house-fire-in-NW-Canton#axzz2WcxhKrBK

2013-06-17 - Fish reported dying in Lake Texoma (Texas):
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=BH-20130618-39650-USA
http://www.kten.com/story/22615336/2013/06/17/dead-fish-seen-in-lake-texoma

2013-06-17 - Hundreds of fish found dead in pond in Temple (Texas):
http://www.kcentv.com/story/22605052/temple-community-puzzled-over-dead-fish-pond

2013-06-17 - Almost two dozen peacocks found dead in Rajasthan (India):
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/home/environment/flora-fauna/23-peacocks-found-dead-in-Rajasthan/articleshow/20650028.cms

Note: Lotsa PEOPLE mysteriously dying in India too. But then hydrogen sulfide doesn't just kill people...

2013-06-17 - Killer whale calf dies suddenly at marine park on the island of Tenerife (Spain):
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-seaworld-owned-killer-whale-calf-dies-20130618,0,2798009.story

2013-06-17 - Lifeguard, 19, falls unconscious and dies in swimming pool in Fort Bend County (Texas), near the Gulf Coast:
http://www.yourhoustonnews.com/fort_bend/news/lifeguard-dies-at-rosewood-recreation-center-in-cinco-ranch/article_8dc28a0d-8026-5024-9d4f-c002b4c5543e.html

2013-06-17 - Man, 19, found dead in 10 inches of water at W. Kerr Scott Reservoir (North Carolina):
http://www.journalpatriot.com/news/article_aa90984a-d825-11e2-9ebd-001a4bcf6878.html

Note: Hard to drown in 10 inches of water...unless you're hit by a cloud of hydrogen sulfide, lose consciousness, then fall forward into the water and land face-down, which is how he was found...

2013-06-17 - Woman found dead in pond at the Waterford at Edison Lakes in Mishawaka (Indiana):
http://www.wndu.com/news/headlines/Elderly-woman-found-dead-in-Mishawaka-211855651.html
http://www.abc57.com/home/top-stories/Body-found-in-pond-at-Edison-Lakes-211797401.html

2013-06-17 - Man found dead in tent at Sonic Bloom music festival in Georgetown (Colorado):
http://www.heyreverb.com/blog/2013/06/17/man-found-dead-at-sonic-bloom-festival-in-georgetown-swat-called-to-deal-with-angry-concert-goers/71132/

2013-06-17 - Inmate, 35, man, has difficulty breathing then dies in jail in Pasig in the Philippine Islands:
http://www.tempo.com.ph/2013/06/inmate-found-dead-in-pasig-cell/

2013-06-17 - Tourist, man, 38, collapses and dies in bathroom at hotel in coastal Pattaya (Thailand):
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10891505

2013-06-17 - Man found dead at Hart's Run (creek) in Cameron (West Virginia), may be missing work-release inmate:
http://www.sfgate.com/news/crime/article/Police-Body-found-in-Cameron-could-be-fugitive-4606775.php

2013-06-17 - Woman, 34, found dead in Pine Creek in Wheelersburg (Ohio):
http://www.wowktv.com/story/22620981/womans-body-found-in-creek-in-wheelersburg
http://www.10tv.com/content/stories/2013/06/18/wheelersburg-body-floating-ohio-river.html

2013-06-17 - Missing college student, 19, found dead in the Chippewa River in Eau Claire (Wisconsin):
http://www.wqow.com/story/22615225/2013/06/17/body

2013-06-17 - Girl, 15, found dead in Clear Creek in Shelbyville (Kentucky):
http://www.bgdailynews.com/news/state/girl-s-body-found-in-shelbyville-creek/article_ad336658-8b38-530c-9564-0af5292226de.html

2013-06-17 - Body washes ashore at Little Talbot Island (Florida), may be missing swimmer:
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/breaking/article/316966/17/Body-found-washed-ashore-on-Little-Talbot-Island

2013-06-17 - Man found dead in submerged SUV in canal in Margate (Florida):
http://www.wsvn.com/news/articles/local/21010919897564/body-of-suv-driver-found-in-canal/

2013-06-17 - Small plane crashes in field in Young Township (Pennsylvania), 1 killed:
http://www.wtae.com/news/local/small-plane-crash-kills-pilot-in-young-township/-/9681086/20609378/-/1yw5cnz/-/index.html?absolute=true

2013-06-17 - Small plane crashes into ravine near Laughlin (Nevada), 3 injured:
http://www.kswt.com/story/22610790/weekend-plane-crash-near-laughlin-injures-3

2013-06-17 - Small plane crashes into field near Minot (North Dakota), 1 injured:
http://www.wday.com/event/article/id/82248/

2013-06-17 - Train derails in East River tunnel in coastal New York City (New York), commutes disrupted:
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=resources/traffic&id=9142533

2013-06-17 - Tractor trailer veers over centerline, slams pickup head-on, pickup bursts into flame, in Crittenden County (Arkansas), 2 killed:
http://arkansasmatters.com/fulltext?nxd_id=672512

2013-06-17 - Tractor trailer overturns on Route 440 in Bayonne (New Jersey), 1 injured:
http://www.nj.com/jjournal-news/index.ssf/2013/06/first_responders_sent_to_hospi.html

2013-06-17 - Truck overturns, bursts into flame, on the New Jersey Turnpike in East Brunswick (New Jersey), 1 injured:
http://www.nj.com/middlesex/index.ssf/2013/06/overturned_truck_catches_fire_causing_9-mile_delay_on_turnpike.html

2013-06-17 - Truck overturns on the slip road between the A12 and A14 in Copdock (Britain):
http://www.ipswichstar.co.uk/news/ipswich_major_traffic_delays_on_a12_a14_at_copdock_as_lorry_overturns_1_2239766

2013-06-17 - Feed truck overturns, plunges down ravine, in Sherman (New York), 1 injured:
http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/local/crash-closes-25-mile-stretch-of-road

2013-06-17 - Car slams into bridge, bursts into flame, near Hurricane (West Virginia), 1 killed:
http://www.wowktv.com/story/22611401/one-person-dead-after-vehicle-collides-with-bridge-catches-fire-putnam-county-hurricane-route-34

2013-06-17 - Car plunges off the Pineda Causeway into the ocean near coastal Melbourne (Florida), 1 injured:
http://www.cfnews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2013/6/17/car_plunges_in_water.html

2013-06-17 - Car crashes into betting agency in Camborne (Britain), 1 injured:
http://www.thisiscornwall.co.uk/Car-crashes-shop-window-Camborne-woman-pedestrian/story-19308056-detail/story.html
http://www.thisisthewestcountry.co.uk/news/cornwall_news/10488946.Pedestrian_injured_as_car_crashes_through_Camborne_shop_window__UPDATE/

Note: I'll give you 2:1 odds that that was painful...

2013-06-17 - Car slams into back of flatbed truck, bursts into flame, in Clayton (Ohio), 1 killed:
http://www.whiotv.com/news/news/one-person-trapped-in-car-on-fire/nYM24/
http://www.whiotv.com/news/news/traffic/one-person-trapped-in-car-on-fire/nYM24/

Quote: "Witnesses said the driver appeared to be driving erratically before the crash, and authorities said there wasn’t any sign that brakes were applied."

2013-06-17 - Car rear-ends car, which bursts into flame, on I-5 in Kent (Washington), 1 injured:
http://www.seattlepi.com/local/komo/article/Trooper-saves-woman-from-burning-car-on-I-5-4606432.php

2013-06-17 - Car hits divider, bursts into flame, on highway near Ahmedabad (India), 4 injured:
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/ahmedabad/Car-catches-fire-at-Sanand-crossroads/articleshow/20646882.cms

2013-06-17 - Motorcycle, car and tractor trailer crash, car bursts into flame, on I-80 in Lake County (Indiana), 1 killed, 2 injured:
http://fox59.com/2013/06/17/fatal-motorcycle-crash-causes-fire-lane-closures/

Note: The motorcycle rider fell off his bike on the highway, to start things off here. Why did that happen? Did a hydrogen sulfide plume knock him unconscious as he drove and he just slumped over? In any case, he and his bike separated and went rolling down the highway. The tractor trailer came along, hit the man and killed him (if he wasn't already dead). A car then sideswiped the riderless bike and then slammed into the tractor trailer and burst into flame, injuring the two people in the car. Whew...

2013-06-17 - Two US Border Agents sicken at checkpoint in northern New York, 6 agents decontaminated:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=BH-20130618-39654-USA

Quote: "Authorities say they still haven’t determined what caused six U.S. border agents to require decontamination and medical attention after inspecting a vehicle at a crossing in northern New York. Customs and Border Protection officials say two officers were examining a 2002 BMW around 6 a.m. Saturday at the Champlain crossing when they began to feel ill."

2013-06-17 - Man, 40, gets hit by car at 5:45 AM, stabs two medics, jumps out of ambulance, in Philadelphia (Pennsylvania):
http://www.myfoxphilly.com/story/22611772/patient-attacked-philly-paramedics-after-crash-union-says
http://www.newsworks.org/index.php/local/item/56167-man-struck-by-car-on-boulevard-near-germantown-attacks-medics-in-ambulance-tries-to-steal-fire-truck-updated

Quote: "'While en route to the hospital, the patient came to, punched one of the medics, attacked the other and jumped out of the ambulance, according to firefighters,' the report stated. 'A fire truck was trailing the ambulance. After the man burst out of the ambulance, he threw the oxygen tank at the fire engine and darted off.'"

Quote: "The man, who reportedly stabbed the medics with a pair of scissors, was found shortly thereafter and taken to hospital, where police say he remains in critical condition."

Quote: "It took a Taser to subdue the man who allegedly tried to steal the firetruck."

Note: That all seems pretty superhuman for someone who was hit by a car and is now in the hospital with critical injuries. He might've been neuro-zombied by hyrogen sulfide and that left him disoriented, so he walked in front of a car and got hit, then came to, still disoriented and possibly brain-damaged and hallucinating, went berserk, probably not feeling any pain, until finally subdued by the Taser. If it was hydrogen sulfide that started this whole chain of events then I doubt he lives very long...

2013-06-17 - Family dog mauls 6-year-old boy to death in coastal Union City (California):
http://www.insidebayarea.com/breaking-news/ci_23483491/reports-boy-6-dies-after-dog-mauling-union

2013-06-17 - Shark attacks and injures teenage boy at Surfside Beach (Texas) on the Gulf of Mexico:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=BH-20130618-39647-USA
http://myfox8.com/2013/06/18/shark-attacks-teen-swimmer-at-surfside/
http://www.csmonitor.com/The-Culture/Family/2013/0618/Shark-attacks-at-Surfside-Teen-punches-kicks-himself-loose-video

Quote: "Officials do not know what kind of shark bit the teenager."

Note: Sounds like it may have been the boy-eating kind...

2013-06-17 - Sinkhole opens up at entrance to shopping center in Blowing Rock (North Carolina), shopping center closed:
http://www.wbtv.com/story/22612088/tanger-outlets-closed-due-to-sinkhole