Monday, April 23, 2018

Event Update For 2018-04-22

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Variety Pack

2018-04-22 - Car or barbecue goes up in flames in garage and kills couple at townhome in Mississauga (Canada):

Quote: "One person has been pronounced dead by paramedics after a fire today in Mississauga. Police got a call at 7:36 p.m. regarding a car engulfed in flames inside a townhouse garage in the area of Burnhamthorpe and South Millway, with heavy damage done to both the house and vehicle. Paramedics arrived on scene and began treating two people, one male and one female, who were found with no vital signs. The male victim has been pronounced dead, paramedics report. The female has been transported to hospital. The investigation into the fire is ongoing."

2018-04-22 - Man dies while burning stuff on his property in Clay County (Kentucky):

Quote: "The sheriff says they believe the man had been burning stuff around his property."

2018-04-22 - Small plane hit by smoke, plane makes emergency landing on the Coquihalla Highway near Merritt (Canada):

Quote: "The Ministry of Transportation spoke with the pilot, who said his plane experienced a mechanical failure and his cabin was filling with smoke."

Note: This is the 62nd aircraft to smoke/burn/explode in 2018...

2018-04-22 - Underground electrical explosion hits St. Cloud (Minnesota):

2018-04-22 - Ice cream van explodes and burns in coastal Salamander Bay (Australia), 1 injured:

2018-04-22 - Car bursts into flame while parked in garage at home, fire spreads, home destroyed, on Stone Brook Pass in Mukwonago (Wisconsin):

Quote: "Mukwonago Fire Chief Jeffrey Stien said Monday that firefighters were initially notified of a vehicle fire inside the garage. By the time firefighters arrived, the fire had already reached the roof. Stien said, considering the damage, it appeared the house — according to real estate estimates valued at close to $400,000 — was a total loss."

2018-04-22 - RV trailer bursts into flame while parked at home, fire spreads, home destroyed, in Gold Hill (Oregon):

2018-04-22 - Auto recycling center hit by fire, 10 cars burn, in Prince George (Virginia):

2018-04-22 - Auto salvage yard erupts in flame, fire spreads to field and building, in Harvey (Illinois):

Quote: "A junkyard, field and building caught fire Sunday afternoon in south suburban Harvey. The fire broke out in multiple junkyard piles about 3:30 p.m. near the intersection of 152nd Street and Commercial Avenue."

2018-04-22 - Parallels between methane explosions in the Yamal area in Russia and on Mars, by Dr. David Page:

Note: Ominous and well worth a read...

2018-04-22 - Great Pacific Garbage Patch growing exponentially, amount of hazardous microplastics set to increase tenfold if left to fragment:

2018-04-22 - Ocean plastic predicted to triple within a decade:

2018-04-22 - Climate and Extreme Weather News #112, April 18th-22nd 2018:

2018-04-22 - Home rocked by AC explosion and fire at 5 AM in Krishnagiri (India), 1 killed:

Note: This is the 108th residential explosion in 2018...

2018-04-22 - Recycling center heavily damaged by fire in Canton (Ohio):

2018-04-22 - Almas Tower high-rise building damaged by fire in coastal Dubai (UAE):

2018-04-22 - Yacht 'Persistent' goes up in flames near coastal Terneuzen (Netherlands):

Quote: "The KNRM-boats from Breskens and Hansweert were alerted on Apr 20, 2018, at 10.28 a.m. after the 'Persistent' had caught fire in the South-Everingen fairway on the Wester Scheldt. Both boats speeded towards Terneuzen, Rijkswaterstaat deployed the patrol boats 'RWS 78' and 'Multraship Rescue 2'. Upon their arrival the yacht was grounded and well alight close to the ZE-4 buoy between Terneuzen and Ellewoutsdijk on a sandy shallow."

2018-04-22 - Boat explodes into flame at coastal Panggang Island (Indonesia), 9 injured:

Quote: "Nine people were injured in an explosion involving a boat owned by the Thousand Islands’ (Seribu Islands) Transportation Agency on Sunday morning, April 22. 'Yes, a boat exploded this morning,' said Ari, North Jakarta’s firefighter call center employee last night. 'Contact the Jakarta Transportation Agency for further information.' Based on the information Tempo gathered, the victims of the exploding boat were Head of Administration Sub-Division Dhani G who sustained a broken leg while eight others sustained injuries because of the fire."

Note: These are the 352nd and 353rd boats/ships to burn/explode in 2018...

2018-04-22 - Charter school bus bursts into flame on the New Jersey Turnpike in Camden County (New Jersey), students sicken later:

Quote: "Just before 2;00 this afternoon, firefighters and ambulance crews from the Christiana Fire Company, along with crews from Aetna, Hose, Hook, and Ladder and Wilmington Manor responded to the I-95 service center for reports of bus passengers feeling sick."

Quote: "Earlier in the day, around noon, a bus carrying the same students caught fire on the New Jersey Turnpike, near in Runnemede, NJ, causing long delays in the Turnpike in South New Jersey."

Note: This is the 92nd school bus to burn in 2018, and this is the 257th bus to burn in 2018...

2018-04-22 - Tanker truck bursts into flame on the Great Northern Highway near Meekatharra (Australia):

2018-04-22 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame at loading dock at Aldi in Columbia (Missouri):

2018-04-22 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on South Avenue near Lewis Run (Pennsylvania):

2018-04-22 - Tractor (bulldozer) bursts into flame while parked at mine near Zoar (Indiana):

2018-04-22 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame at 2 AM on the M1 near Crick (Britain):

2018-04-22 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on Lower Kingsdown Road in Box (Britain):

2018-04-22 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame at 5:43 AM on the A1 near Boroughbridge (Britain):

2018-04-22 - Tractor (JCB) bursts into flame at 12:01 AM at recycling center in Telford (Britain):

2017-04-22 - Four tractors, six trailers, barn and 200+ tons of hay go up in flames at 1 AM in Spooner Row (Britain):

Quote: "As well as an estimated two to three hundred tons of hay the building also housed four tractors and six trailers. The building which is approximately 70m long and 30m wide also sustained severe damage by the fire."

Note: These are the 771st-782nd tractors/tankers/semis to burn/explode in 2018...

2018-04-22 - SUV bursts into flame on street in Radstock (Britain):

2018-04-22 - Pickup truck bursts into flame on Dell Range Boulevard in Cheyenne (Wyoming):

2018-04-22 - Pickup truck bursts into flame on Glenn Lawrence Road in Cowarts area in Dothan (Alabama):

2018-04-22 - Car bursts into flame on I-79 near Kearsarge (Pennsylvania):

2018-04-22 - Car bursts into flame on the A5 in Shrewsbury (Britain):

2018-04-22 - Car bursts into flame on the M4 near Swindon (Britain):

2018-04-22 - Car bursts into flame on Ringwood Road in coastal Poole (Britain):

2018-04-22 - Car bursts into flame on the M20 near Ashford (Britain):

2018-04-22 - Car bursts into flame on Darlington Road in Northallerton (Britain):

Quote: "Car fire – Darlington Road, Northallerton Time of call: 1452 hours A crew from Northallerton has dealt with a car fire involving a Citroen C8. Resulted in fire, heat and smoke damage to engine compartment and smoke damage to remainder of vehicle. Crew used 2 breathing apparatus and 1 hosereel jet. Cause believed to be electrical fault."

2018-04-22 - Vehicle bursts into flame at 3:33 AM on Steppes Crescent in Martock (Britain):

2018-04-22 - Vehicle bursts into flame on Chilthorne Hill in Chilthorne Domer, Yeovil (Britain):

2018-04-22 - Trailer bursts into flame on I-65 near Deatsville (Alabama):

2018-04-22 - Porsche showroom damaged by fire in Five Ashes (Britain):

Quote: "Firefighters have been battling a blaze at a car showroom. Crews from East Sussex Fire and Rescue Service have been tackling the flames this monring at Paragon Porsche, Mayfield Road, Five Ashes after the fire broke out last night. The fire is believed to have started in the roof of the building."

2018-04-22 - Barn destroyed by fire, fire spreads to apartment building, in Bridgewater Township (Pennsylvania):

2018-04-22 - Barn destroyed by fire in Moorefield Township (Ohio), 2 dogs killed:

2018-04-22 - Barn destroyed by fire in Hubbard (Ohio):

2018-04-22 - Barn destroyed by fire in Marbletown (New York):

2018-04-22 - Brush fire destroys home on coastal Big Pine Key (Florida):

2018-04-22 - Brush fire breaks out in coastal Melbourne (Florida):

2018-04-22 - Brush fire burns along the Baltimore-Washington Parkway near Beltsville (Maryland):

2018-04-22 - Wildfire burns 800+ acres in Burlington County (New Jersey):

2018-04-22 - Wildfire burns along the Missouri River near Council Bluff (Iowa):

Quote: "Smoke from two large fires billowed over the Omaha-Council Bluffs metro area on Sunday, creating a spectacular sight visible from miles away and closing a major bridge over the Missouri River. The most significant of the two fires was a sprawling brush fire along the river on the Iowa side. The fire stretched more than 2 miles, from south of Interstate 80 southward to Highway 275/L Street."

2018-04-22 - Moor fire breaks out in Dartmoor (Britain):

2018-04-22 - Trash compactor fire breaks out at high-rise apartment building in Austin (Texas):

2018-04-22 - Historic schoolhouse destroyed by fire at 5:15 AM near Sebago Lake in Casco (Maine):

2018-04-22 - Restaurant destroyed by fire at 3:30 AM in Spokane (Washington):

2018-04-22 - Daycare destroyed by fire just before 5 AM in Bessemer (Alabama):

2018-04-22 - Church building heavily damaged by fire at 6:30 AM in Mount Pleasant (South Carolina):

2018-04-22 - Church damaged by fire at 6:15 AM in Parkside area in Philadelphia (Pennsylvania):

2018-04-22 - Garage destroyed by fire at home in Springfield (Illinois):

2018-04-22 - Home damaged by fire in coastal New Haven (Connecticut):

2018-04-22 - Home damaged by fire on High Street in Ashaway (Rhode Island):

2018-04-22 - Home damaged by fire in coastal Myrtle Beach (South Carolina), nobody there:

2018-04-22 - Beach home damaged by fire in coastal Cocoa Beach (Florida):

2018-04-22 - Home heavily damaged by fire in coastal Dorchester (Massachusetts):

2018-04-22 - Home heavily damaged by fire in coastal Edgartown (Massachusetts):

2018-04-22 - Home heavily damaged by garage fire just before 3 AM in Paso Robles (California):

2018-04-22 - Home destroyed by fire at 3 AM in Independence (Missouri):

2018-04-22 - Two homes destroyed by fire at 5 AM in Middletown (New Jersey), nobody there:

2018-04-22 - Two homes destroyed by fire at 3:30 AM in Hannibal (Missouri):

2018-04-22 - Apartment building heavily damaged by fire in Vancouver (Washington):

2018-04-22 - Apartment building heavily damaged by fire in Westfield (Massachusetts):

2018-04-22 - Condo building heavily damaged by fire in Lodi (New Jersey):

2018-04-22 - Deadly fire burns home at midnight in Tulsa (Oklahoma), 1 killed:

2018-04-22 - Deadly fire burns home just before 3:15 AM in Abilene (Texas), 1 killed:

2018-04-22 - Deadly fire burns home at 6:30 AM in Waterloo (Iowa), 2 killed:

Quote: "Sunday's fire was the second fatal blaze in Waterloo in the past month. On March 15, a fire killed a woman and her son and daughter."

2018-04-22 - Deadly fire burns home at 5:24 AM in Alcoa (Tennessee), 6 killed:

2018-04-22 - Deadly fire destroys home in coastal Bar Harbor (Maine), 2 killed, 2 injured:

2018-04-22 - Deadly fire burns group home in Severn (Maryland), 3 killed:

2018-04-22 - Vacant building burns, fire spreads to two more buildings, in North St. Louis (Missouri):

2018-04-22 - Vacant home burns at 11:30 PM in Oklahoma City (Oklahoma):

2018-04-22 - Vacant apartment building destroyed by fire just before 7 AM in Dayton (Ohio):

2018-04-22 - Man, 27, found dead in Beira Lake and man, 51, found dead in the Manik River, on the island of Sri Lanka:

2018-04-22 - Two men, 22 and 30, found dead in bodies of water in Thatta (Pakistan):

2018-04-22 - Three boys, 9, 10 and 14, found dead in the Mekong River in Nakhon Phanom (Thailand):

2018-04-22 - Three people, 17, 18 and 22, found dead in the Chambal River in Etawah (India):

2018-04-22 - Two boys, both 13, found dead in well in Tiruppur (India):

2018-04-22 - College student, man, 20, drops dead in apartment on South River Road in West Lafayette (Indiana), 1800 feet from the Wabash River:

2018-04-22 - Boy, 13, found dead in swimming pool at apartments in coastal Gulfport (Mississippi):

2018-04-22 - Man, 46, found dead in Duck Lake in Orange City (Florida):

2018-04-22 - Person found dead in the Houston Ship Channel at the Port of Houston in Houston (Texas):

2018-04-22 - Man, 25, football player, found dead at home in coastal Laie (Hawaii):

2018-04-22 - Woman, 61, found dead in pond in Lisbon (Maine):

2018-04-22 - Man, 50, found dead in fitness room at Cincinnati Sports Club in Fairfax (Ohio):

2018-04-22 - Woman, 34, found dead in coastal Fort Washington (Maryland):

2018-04-22 - Person found dead in Pohopoco Creek in Parryville (Pennsylvania):

2018-04-22 - Man found dead on Georgia Road in Birmingham (Alabama), possible toppler:

2018-04-22 - Woman, 66, found dead in the Missouri River near Yankton (South Dakota):

2018-04-22 - Woman found dead in the Yellowstone River near Two Moon Park in Billings (Montana):

2018-04-22 - Person dies after being pulled from submerged car in Big Creek near Windsor (Canada):

2018-04-22 - Woman, 22, found dead at playground at school in coastal New Plymouth (New Zealand):

2018-04-22 - Boy, 7, dies in the water at beach in coastal Abu Dhabi (UAE):

2018-04-22 - Man goes into cardiac arrest and dies while trying to move stuck car at coastal Brean Beach (Britain):

2018-04-22 - Man in his 60s dies while diving in the Wastwater in the Lake District (Britain):

2018-04-22 - Person found dead near Thames Way in coastal Gravesend (Britain):

2018-04-22 - Man found dead in the Grand Union Canal in Southall area in coastal London (Britain):

2018-04-22 - Passenger has 'medical crisis' after boat runs aground in coastal Baltimore (Maryland):

Quote: "A boat ran aground Sunday evening in Baltimore and a passenger was taken to a hospital after suffering a 'medical crisis,' city police said."

2018-04-22 - Empty 'ghost boat' washes ashore in coastal Newport Beach (California), 47-year-old man missing:

2018-04-22 - Driver has 'medical event', car hits fence, in Medicine Hat (Canada):

Quote: "A driver suffered a medical event on Parkview Drive N.E. last night."

2018-04-22 - Passenger has 'medical emergency', car crashes into car at 3 AM in parking lot in Quincy (Florida):

Quote: "One passenger was transported to CRMC in Gadsden County for a medical emergency for reasons not related to the accident."

2018-04-22 - Passenger plane hit by severe turbulence, window falls out, en route to Delhi (India), 2 injured:

2018-04-22 - Tour bus crashes near Pyongyang (North Korea), 36 killed, 2 injured:

Quote: "Thirty-two Chinese tourists and four North Koreans died when a bus crashed off a bridge in North Korea, China's foreign ministry said on Monday, with two Chinese nationals in critical condition."

2018-04-22 - Tanker truck and SUV crash, huge fire erupts, in coastal Mobile (Alabama):

2018-04-22 - Tanker truck overturns on Highway 99 near Bakersfield (California):

2018-04-22 - Tractor trailer and pickup truck crash at 4:15 AM on I-40 near Kingman (Arizona), 1 killed:

2018-04-22 - Minibus and tractor trailer crash in KirkagaƧ (Turkey), 25 injured:

2018-04-22 - SUV veers over centerline, hits car head-on, near Astoria (Oregon), 1 killed, 1 injured:

2018-04-22 - Pickup truck veers off road at 1:20 AM, hits tree, bursts into flame, in Scott Township (Ohio), 1 killed:

2018-04-22 - Police car veers off road, hits parked car, in Passaic County (New Jersey), 1 killed:

Quote: "Officials said it's unclear whether the officer died as a result of the accident or from a medical emergency."

2018-04-22 - Car veers off road at 5:35 AM, hits tree, bursts into flame, on I-95 in Dorchester County (South Carolina), 1 killed:

2018-04-22 - Car veers over centerline, hits semi head-on, near Morgan Mill (Texas), 1 killed, 1 injured:

2018-04-22 - Car veers off road, hits shed, bursts into flame, on River Street in Corowa (Australia), 2 killed:

2018-04-22 - Man, 42, rolls around naked in topsoil, says God told him to do so, in Greenville (Tennessee):

Quote: "Olaf K. Thorkildsen, 42, of 408 W. Main St., was charged with indecent exposure Saturday after Greeneville police officers responded to a report of a man rolling in topsoil at the Mulch Pit business on the West Andrew Johnson Highway. Police spoke with Thirkildsen, 'who stated that he had, in fact, been naked in the topsoil and that he was instructed to do so by God,' Officer Kristina St. Laurent said in a report."

2018-04-22 - Man strips naked and wanders around in coastal Hull (Britain):

2018-04-22 - Teen boy pulled unconscious from swimming pool at hotel in Kansas City (Missouri):

2018-04-22 - Man, 58, has 'medical emergency' while diving off coastal Hawaii Kai (Hawaii):

Quote: "Emergency crews rescued a man Sunday after he experienced a medical emergency while in the waters off Hawaii Kai. The incident happened around 10 a.m. Officials said the 58-year-old man was on a commercial dive when he needed help."

2018-04-22 - Man has 'medical issue' and collapses onto subway tracks in coastal Washington DC:

Quote: "Metro officials say there are service delays to Orange, Blue and Silver line trains between Foggy Bottom and McPherson Square after a person had a medical issue and fell onto the tracks at Farragut West. D.C. Fire and EMS say they have removed a man who fell onto the track bed at the Farragut West Metro Station in NW. They say the person was not struck by the train, but has been taken to the hospital with critical injuries."

2018-04-22 - Mount Kusatsu-Shirane rumbling and inflating in Japan, alert level raised:

2018-04-22 - Magnitude 4.7 earthquake strikes in southern Fars Province (Iran):

2018-04-22 - Graph of the day, the transformation of the biosphere over 8000 years:

2018-04-22 - Global warming will hit poorer countries first:

2018-04-22 - Tiny particles high up in the sky give insight into climate change:

2018-04-22 - Heatwave bakes the Philippine Islands:

2018-04-22 - Drought devastating crops in Argentina:

Quote: "The drought in Argentina, which is the most intense of the last 50 years, has wiped out at least a third of the capacity of the country's soybean crops."

2018-04-22 - Lightning strikes kill 5 people in Bangladesh:

2018-04-22 - Powerful storms bring 50,000 lightning strikes to France and the UK:

2018-04-22 - Tornado touches down, causes damage, injures 5 people, in Foley (Alabama):

2018-04-22 - Huge waterspout filmed off the Bahamas:


  1. BLACK BEAR NEWS 4.22.18 Dahr Jamail: Self Immolation as the World Burns: An Earth Day Report

    [~ 35.5 min. video]

    South Front war report: April 23, 2018 - Militant-held pockets crumbling in Western Syria (VIDEO)

    Tucker Carlson misses 3rd day after dropping Russia/Syria truth bombs, internet abuzz with speculation

    He's okay - via Tweet: The war against lying, pomposity, smugness, and groupthink continues. After three days off, Tucker Carlson will be back tonight at 8 p.m. Eastern, only on @FoxNews. [more]

    Why a 15 Percent Slow-Down in North Atlantic Ocean Circulation is Seriously Bad News

    “We know somewhere out there is a tipping point where this current system is likely to break down. We still don’t know how far away or close to this tipping point we might be. … This is uncharted territory.” — Stefan Rahmstorf [it's already in the rearview mirror . .]

    If such a tipping point event is breached — and there is increased risk for it as global temperatures enter a range of 1.5 to 2.5 C above 1880s averages during the 2020s through the 2040s — then we can expect far more profound weather and climate disruptions than those we have already experienced. [more]

    Tuesday, 24 April 2018
    Iran threatens to ‘annihilate’ Israel

    Iran threatens to ‘annihilate’ Israel, as Hezbollah boasts of reach of rockets


    Israel strikes Syrian army position after mortar shell hits Golan

    Oil prices are on the rise again

    Oil Moves Toward $80 and Challenges Economic Expansion

    [contains this embedded article]
    Deutsche: Another $5 Rise In Oil Would Unleash Market Turmoil

    Iran dumps dollar for euro in foreign trade transactions

    The "Beast Of The East" delivers a cold month for Europe but NOAA claim March 5th warmest on record: Low sea ice at the poles persists

    Climate change high tides frequent storms and sea-level rise worrying for Miami home owners as house prices drop due to their vulnerability

    [continued below]

  2. Drought the new killer in Afghanistan as 30% of water sources are reportedly dry affecting 3 million including 1.6 million children

    Lack of food and rough weather responsible for the "biggest penguin die-off in many years" along with other birds and fish in New Zealand

    The End of The Alpha Males

    There was an interesting study released last week which showed that alpha males significantly underperform their peers. The study is even more interesting given the recent stream of headlines as billionaire hedge fund manager after another faces redemptions. It was world's largest hedge fund manager, Ray Dalio, who declared from Davos on January 23rd that "a surge is ahead, and those who hold cash will look like fools". It turns out the "surge" was behind, and that was the top of the market. Subsequently, those who were on maximum margin got wiped off the map, along with the entire "low volatility" trade.

    Now, "Bond King" Jeff Gundlach is one of the last alpha males standing; his fixed income corner of the world is highly attuned to the fake reflation trade. I think we all see where I'm going with this. He sees higher inflation, higher yields, higher oil prices, and no sign of recession.

    He begins with this beautiful non-sequitur:
    "Going back to 1972, commodities always go up a lot right ahead of recession. But of course then they tank immediately thereafter. Fortunately, there's no sign of recession now"

    Holy fuck. With logic like that who needs enemies? [more]

    Tuesday, April 24, 2018
    April 2018 Update

    On April 22nd, 2018, Arctic sea ice extent was only 13.552 million km², a record low for the time of year. In 1987, by comparison, sea ice extent wasn't below 13.574 million km² even on May 22nd. [more]

    Double the average: Snowiest winter on record in Billings, Montana

    The winter of 2017/18 will go down in the record books as the snowiest on record in Billings, Montana's largest city. [more]

    No, you’re not crazy – It has been the coldest April in more than 140 years in Detroit!

    It has been the coldest April in more than 140 years in Detroit. As of Thursday, the average temperature for April is 38.3 degrees, slightly warmer than April 1874, the coldest on record at 37.6 degrees. The month’s warmest day so far was April 12, with a high of 76 degrees, and the coldest was April 8, when it got down to 21 degrees. [more]

    Tropical Cyclone "Fakir" forms near Madagascar, moves between Reunion and Mauritius

    Tropical Cyclone "Fakir" formed near northeastern Madagascar on April 23, 2018 as the 7th named storm of the 2017/18 South-West Indian Ocean cyclone season. Its center has since passed just north of Reunion as a Severe Tropical Storm, dropping heavy rain.

    Four tornadoes hit southern US, including a destructive tornado at Fort Walton beach

    Four tornadoes were confirmed near the Gulf Coast on April 22, 2018, producing damage from southeast Louisiana to southern Alabama and the Florida Panhandle. [more]

    Rattlesnake Fire burns almost 17,000 acres in eastern Arizona

    This really looks like an angel

    [short video of very large ufo]

  3. Here's a good one Jonny! "Scientists finally confirm that Uranus is surrounded by fart clouds."
    Longtime Lurker

  4. Okay, then I promise to stay away from Uranus! (And you stay away from mine! Heh.)