Monday, August 8, 2016

Event Update For 2016-08-07

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Fires And Explosions

2016-08-07 - Clothes burst into flame at 5 AM on balcony at home in coastal Bridgeport (Connecticut):

Quote: "Fire crews say a pile of clothes caught fire at a Bridgeport home Sunday. Officials say the fire started on the third floor balcony of a building on Hancock Avenue around 5 a.m."

Note: This is why and how people have been bursting into flame and it's mostly fatal when it's the clothes a person is wearing that ignites. It's not 'spontaneous human combustion', it's spontaneous clothing combustion. As more methane and hydrogen sulfide enter the atmosphere, this will become increasingly common, as indeed it already is. Hydrogen sulfide will tend to kill you outright even without combustion, but methane will kill you with fire, and you'll never know if your clothes are contaminated with methane because it's odorless and invisible. Look at the circumstances here: outdoors and fully exposed to the atmosphere, near the East Coast where a 5-trillion-pound methane clathrate deposit is dissociating, and during the wee hours when the atmosphere cools and compresses which pushes any methane and/or hydrogen sulfide floating in the atmosphere closer to the ground. This problem doesn't just affect clothes, but car and furniture upholstery, cardboard, wood, paper, sawdust, anything adsorbent...

2016-08-07 - Skydiving plane engine bursts into flame, passengers jump, plane makes emergency landing near Colorado Springs (Colorado):

Quote: "All 13 passengers on a skydiving plane that caught fire Sunday afternoon parachuted to safety before the aircraft made an emergency landing at the Colorado Springs East Airport, the El Paso County Sheriff's Office said. The plane had just departed from the small airport at 3060 Flying View in east El Paso County when an engine caught fire, the Sheriff's Office said."

Quote: "It came the same weekend two tandem skydivers plummeted to their deaths in California after their parachute failed to open."

Note: Did the parachute fail or were the two skydivers unconscious, having seizures or dead and so they weren't able to pull the cord? Probably not easy to tell once they're a couple of splattered corpses on the ground. Not that we'd be too likely to get the truth in any case. This is the 86th aircraft to smoke/burn/explode in 2016...

2016-08-07 - 20 or 25 cars destroyed by fire while parked in storage yard in coastal Chula Vista (California):

Quote: "A fire that kicked up huge plumes of smoke in Chula Vista Sunday destroyed between 20 and 25 vehicles parked in a storage yard and damaged a neighboring upholstery business, a Chula Vista fire official said."

2016-08-07 - Auto salvage yard hit by fire, six cars burn, in Middlesex (New Jersey), nobody there:

2016-08-07 - Recycling center erupts in flame, fire gets huge, in Bakersfield (California):

Quote: "The fire broke out around 2 p.m. at the Westbrook Recycling facility on bales of cardboard."

Note: Also see the big rig that burst into flame at 5:30 AM on I-5 near Bakersfield on this day...

2016-08-07 - Recycling center hit by fire, 100 tons of construction waste burns, in Edmonton area in coastal London (Britain):

2016-08-07 - Wildfire erupts and grows rapidly near Silverwood Lake near Crestline (California):

Quote: "The fire began shortly after noon and quickly grew to more than a square mile. It is burning about 55 miles east of Los Angeles in a remote area near Silverwood Lake, a state recreation area, near the small mountain community of Crestline."

2016-08-07 - Nine wildfires ignites by lightning in Boise National Forest (Idaho):

2016-08-07 - Fishing ship 'Samatheo' bursts into flame in coastal Cape Breton (Canada), 1 killed, 3 injured:

Quote: "On July 29, 2016 at 8:06 p.m., the 'Samatheo' with four people on board was reported on fire at Cape Breton."

Quote: "At 9:03 p.m., the lifeboat took on board the two other sailors, one of whom was unconscious and was declared dead at 9.30 p.m. The three survivors were transported to the hospital in Dax. The 'Samatheo' was still on fire and presented a hazard to navigation."

2016-08-07 - Boat bursts into flame at Coast Guard station on Lake Erie in Erie (Pennsylvania):

2016-08-07 - Boat bursts into flame on Lake Pleasant (Arizona), 2 injured:

2016-08-07 - Boat explodes and burns, 5 people blown off boat, on Lake Hartwell in Hart County (Georgia), 5 injured:

Quote: "The five people were all burned.  The pregnant woman was airlifted to the Augusta Burn Center.  The others were transported by ambulance."

2016-08-07 - Boat bursts into flame in coastal Almuñécar (Spain), 2 injured:

Quote: "August 8 Two people were slightly injured when a small pleasure craft caught fire 150 metres from the coast of Almuñécar on Sunday afternoon. The two young local men on board were rescued by lifeguards in another boat and taken to hospital in Motril."

Note: These are the 1110th, 1111th, 1112th, 1113th and 1114th boats or ships to burn in 2016...

2016-08-07 - Freight train engine bursts into flame near Highway 79 in Carroll County (Tennessee):

2016-08-07 - Four train cars destroyed by fire at station in coastal Cape Town (South Africa):

2016-08-07 - Transit bus bursts into flame on street in coastal Chennai (India):

Note: This is the 526th bus to burn in 2016...

2016-08-07 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame at 5:30 AM on I-5 near Bakersfield (California):

Quote: "Two southbound lanes of I-5 are closed after a big rig caught fire early Sunday morning. The car fire started just before 5:30a.m."

2016-08-07 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on I-80 in Stroudsburg (Pennsylvania):

2016-08-07 - Tractor bursts into flame on Biggs Road in Walsoken (Britain):

2016-08-07 - Tractor bursts into flame in Llanbister (Britain):

2016-08-07 - Tractor (combine) bursts into flame, ignites field, near the A47 in West Bilney (Britain):

Note: These are the 1470th, 1471st, 1472nd, 1473rd and 1474th tractors/tankers/semis to burn in 2016...

2016-08-07 - Garbage truck bursts into flame while parked inside garbage truck warehouse in Parker (Colorado):

2016-08-07 - Tow truck bursts into flame on US 50 in Salem (Illinois):

2016-08-07 - Box truck bursts into flame on the A34 near South Hinksey (Britain):

2016-08-07 - Truck bursts into flame as man works on it, fire spreads to car and RV trailer, near Snohomish (Washington), 1 injured:

2016-08-07 - Truck bursts into flame on M4 slip road near coastal Swansea (Britain):

2016-08-07 - RV bursts into flame, ignites brush fire, on Murphy Avenue in San Martin (California):

2016-08-07 - RV bursts into flame on Mason Street in Bensenville (Illinois):

2016-08-07 - RV bursts into flame at the Southfields Roundabout near Chard (Britain):

Note: These are the 325th, 326th and 327th RVs to burn in 2016...

2016-08-07 - Camper-van bursts into flame while parked in driveway at home on Whitehill Lane in coastal Gravesend (Britain):

2016-08-07 - Van bursts into flame at property on High Street in Etchingham (Britain):

2016-08-07 - SUV bursts into flame on I-10 in coastal Biloxi (Mississippi):

2016-08-07 - Car bursts into flame on the Maine Turnpike in coastal Wells (Maine):

2016-08-07 - Car bursts into flame on Route 55 in Costa Mesa (California), near the coast:

2016-08-07 - Car bursts into flame on I-84 near Patterson (New York):

2016-08-07 - Car bursts into flame at intersection in Randgate (South Africa), man burned, another car burns too:

Quote: "A man was airlifted to hospital after he had sustained critical injuries in a car fire. The incident occurred at the corner of Stegmann and Botha Streets in Randgate on Sunday (7 August). According to an eyewitness the car with its three occupants caught fire at about 5.30pm while stopping at the intersection."

Quote: "A similar incident took place on Saturday evening near Wheatlands Primary School when a vehicle caught fire without warning. Nobody was injured in that incident."

2016-08-07 - Car bursts into flame on Sultan Qaboos Street in coastal Azaiba (Oman):

Note: Coincidentally, 'Oman!' is what I plan on saying when my car goes up in flames!

2016-08-07 - Car bursts into flame on Wasperton Lane near Barford (Britain):

2016-08-07 - Car bursts into flame on the M6 near the Thelwall Viaduct near Winsford (Britain):

Quote: "The incident happened at Junction 21 and Junction 21A of the M6 northbound, just before the Thelwall viaduct, around 2pm."

2016-08-07 - Car bursts into flame on the A55 near Wrexham (Britain):

2016-08-07 - Car bursts into flame on the A607 near Normanton (Britain):

2016-08-07 - Car bursts into flame at the Brighton Cross Roundabout near Fraddon (Britain), near the coast:

2016-08-07 - Vehicle bursts into flame on the Katy Freeway near Houston (Texas):

2016-08-07 - Vehicle bursts into flame on the B4035 near Chipping Campden (Britain):

2016-08-07 - Vehicle bursts into flame on the B1228 Wood Lane in Howden, East Yorkshire (Britain):

2016-08-07 - RV trailer bursts into flame while parked at home in Greenville (South Carolina):

2016-08-07 - Heavy truck, several vehicles and auto shop destroyed by fire on Handel Street in Listerhills (Britain):

Quote: "They included a truck, two hatchback cars and a camper van-type vehicle. It is thought up to eight vehicles were inside the building."

2016-08-07 - Barn destroyed by fire at 1 AM in West Chazy (New York):

2016-08-07 - AC unit bursts into flame, fire spreads, duplex destroyed, in coastal Daytona Beach (Florida):

Quote: "Firefighters believe the fire was ignited by an air conditioner unit in the front unit."

2016-08-07 - Baling supplies business destroyed by fire in Westport (South Dakota):

2016-08-07 - Church destroyed by fire in Jesup (Georgia):

2016-08-07 - Business damaged by fire and explosions in coastal Lowestoft (Britain), neighborhood evacuated:

2016-08-07 - Provincial records building destroyed by fire in the wee hours in Lahore (Pakistan):

2016-08-07 - Garage goes up in flames at home in Tucson (Arizona):

2016-08-07 - Home damaged by basement fire at 6:45 AM in Wappingers Falls (New York):

2016-08-07 - Home damaged by fire in coastal Pawtucket (Rhode Island):

2016-08-07 - Home heavily damaged by garage fire near Geist Reservoir on Fall Creek Road in Fishers (Indiana):

Note: Looks like there's a charred boat in the garage but hard to be sure. Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2016-08-07 - Home heavily damaged by fire at 3 AM in Wilson (New York):

2016-08-07 - Home heavily damaged by fire in Swartz Creek (Michigan):

2016-08-07 - Deadly fire burns duplex at 3 AM in Incline Village (Nevada), near Lake Tahoe, 1 killed:

2016-08-07 - Deadly fire burns home at 1:07 AM in Cartersville (Georgia), 1 killed:

2016-08-07 - Deadly fire burns home in Plainfield (Illinois), 2 killed:

2016-08-07 - Deadly fire burns home on Sun Valley Court in Joliet (Illinois), 2 killed:

2016-08-07 - Deadly fire burns home in Labrador City (Canada), 1 killed:

2016-08-07 - Vacant home burns in Las Vegas (Nevada):

2016-08-07 - Humpback whale strands and dies in coastal Seattle (Washington):

2016-08-07 - Humongous number of fish found dead in the water in Cienaga Grande de Santa Marta (Colombia):

Quote: "This is the third death in less than month and a half is presented in this lagoon complex. For the veterans fisherfolk of this has been the largest among recent. Andrés Galeano, Tasajera native, told the Herald that when sailing in canoes were trapped in a 'white carpet of fish'."

2016-08-07 - Man and woman, 23 and 24, found dead at base of oceanside cliff in coastal San Pedro (California):

2016-08-07 - Woman, 38, found unconscious in swimming pool at 11:20 PM, dies shortly later, at home in coastal Plymouth (Massachusetts):

Quote: "A Plymouth woman, 38, died at a Boston hospital after she was found at the bottom of a swimming pool in the White Horse Beach area late Sunday night. According to Captain John Rogers, the victim had returned home from work at around 10 p.m. She reportedly went for a swim and was found at the bottom of the pool by her mother at around 11:20 p.m."

2016-08-07 - Man, 34, goes missing while swimming, next seen dead in Lake Ellsworth in Lawton (Oklahoma):

2016-08-07 - Man, 71, falls off boat and dies at Hudson Lake in LaPorte County (Indiana):

2016-08-07 - Man goes missing from his boat, next seen dead in the water at marina in coastal Jersey City (New Jersey):

2016-08-07 - Man found dead in car at waterfront hotel in coastal Punta Gorda (Florida):

2016-08-07 - Man, 30, slumps over dead in car in the Priest Lake area in Nashville (Tennessee):

Quote: "Police confirmed a man’s body has been found not far from Hobson Pike and Hurricane Creek. Authorities said the discovery was made just after 11 a.m. Sunday in the 3400 block of Country Way Road. According to reports, a male victim was found unresponsive in the backseat of a vehicle. There were no signs of trauma."

2016-08-07 - Person found dead near the Sacramento River in Sacramento (California):

2016-08-07 - Man in his 60s drops dead at home in Fort Worth (Texas), dozens of snakes found in home:

Note: Snakes had nothing to do with his death. He was just a snake-loving kind of guy...

2016-08-07 - Person found dead near Hillcrest Road in coastal Mobile (Alabama):

2016-08-07 - Person found dead in the King Park neighborhood in Milwaukee (Wisconsin), near Lake Michigan:

2016-08-07 - Woman, 26, found dead on trail near Honan Avenue in Johnstown (Pennsylvania):

2016-08-07 - Man, 52, found dead near Windsor Beach in Lake Havasu City (Arizona):

2016-08-07 - Man, 25, found dead in jail cell in Tucker (Arkansas):

2016-08-07 - Man, 48, found dead in jail cell in Dillon (Montana):

2016-08-07 - Man falls off building and dies before 6:17 AM in Beaumont (Texas), possible toppler:

2016-08-07 - Man, 37, slumps over dead at picnic table at Indiana Dunes National Lakeshore (Indiana):

2016-08-07 - Woman found dead in car in Blandford-Blenheim Township near Woodstock (Canada):

2016-08-07 - Man found dead in Kamloops Lake (Canada):

2016-08-07 - Man in his 20s found dead in the Rivière-des-Prairies near Ahunstic (Canada):

2016-08-07 - Woman found dead in the water at park in coastal Singapore, found by Pokémon Go player:

Quote: "Just days ago, the body of a 42-year-old female was found floating in Jurong Lake."

2016-08-07 - Man drops dead near bus stand in Mangalore (India):

2016-08-07 - Man drops dead near railway station in Jalandhar (India):

2016-08-07 - Man found dead in the Umgeni River in coastal Durban (South Africa):

2016-08-07 - Woman in her 40s found dead near Blithe Cove in coastal Ilfracombe (Britain):

Note: A boy, 10, dropped dead at home in Ilfracombe last month, mentioned in the 2016-07-18 update...

2016-08-07 - Woman in her 40s found dead on Carley Road in coastal Sunderland (Britain):

2016-08-07 - Passenger plane makes emergency landing on the island of Guam, engine problem:

2016-08-07 - Small plane crash-lands in field near Waddy (Kentucky), engine failure, 1 injured:

2016-08-07 - Small plane crashes into woods near the Holitna River (Alaska):

2016-08-07 - Small plane crashes on the island of St. Croix (US Virgin Islands), 2 injured:

2016-08-07 - Glider crashes near airport in Minden (Nevada), 1 killed:

2016-08-07 - Passenger bus crashes 100 feet down hill right after bridge in coastal Tijuana (Mexico), 4 killed, 40 injured:

2016-08-07 - Tractor trolley overturns in Saharanpur (India), 10 killed, 30 injured:

2016-08-07 - SUV veers off road, hits pillar, overturns, bursts into flame, on I-15 near Moapa (Nevada), 3 killed, 2 injured:

2016-08-07 - SUV veers off road just after 5 AM, hits fence and tree, bursts into flame, in coastal Miami (Florida), 1 killed:

2016-08-07 - Pickup truck and car crash, fire erupts, on I-83 in Dauphin County (Pennsylvania):

2016-08-07 - Car veers across median, hits semi head-on, in Lyndon Station (Wisconsin), 2 killed:

2016-08-07 - Car overturns, bursts into flame, in Doylestown (Pennsylvania), 1 injured:

2016-08-07 - Car overturns several times, lands in parking lot, in Lawrence (Indiana), 1 killed, 1 injured:

2016-08-07 - Car veers off road, hits trees, bursts into flame, in Echunga (Australia), 1 killed:

2016-08-07 - Car crashes into divider, plunges into drain, in Puchong (Malaysia), 3 killed:

2016-08-07 - Shark attacks and injures 15-year-old boy in the Bahamas:

2016-08-07 - Dog goes on crazed two-hour rampage, injures 20+ people, dog shot dead, in Guizhou (China):

Quote: "The dog, which managed to bite more than 20 people, was eventually cornered by officers who were forced to shoot it dead. According to CCTV News, the animal rampaged through the streets for more than two hours. Its youngest victim was an eight-year-old while its oldest was aged 75."

2016-08-07 - Sinkhole growing and concerning people in Alton (Illinois):

2016-08-07 - Two-story building collapses in Bhiwandi (India), near the coast, 2+ killed, more trapped:

2016-08-07 - Water main breaks, street floods, in Rochester (New York):

2016-08-07 - Water main breaks, sinkhole forms, in Toronto (Canada):

2016-08-07 - Man goes for hike, goes missing, in coastal Anchorage (Alaska):

2016-08-07 - Arctic sea ice getting terribly thin:

2016-08-07 - Magnitude 4.8 earthquake shakes coastal Mariupol (Ukraine):

2016-08-07 - Lightning strikes kill 2 people and 80 sheep/goats in Nepal:

2016-08-07 - Lightning strike kills 2 more people in Bihar (India), death toll from lightning this season hits 82:

2016-08-07 - Lightning strike kills boy in Hovit (Armenia):

2016-08-07 - Tropical Storm Earl rips into Veracruz (Mexico), at least 39 killed:

2016-08-07 - Heavy rain and flooding heading to Florida:

2016-08-07 - Heavy rain and flooding hit Macedonia, 22 killed, 4 missing, many injured, emergency declared:

Quote: "The Red Cross reported that 22 people were killed, more than 60 people were injured and four were still missing after the floods destroyed hundreds of homes and wiped out electricity."

Quote: "The European Commission said more than 20 inches of rain fell in parts of Skopje within two and a half hours, washing through homes and sweeping cars off roads."

2016-08-07 - Heavy rain and flooding hit Karachi (Pakistan), at least 10 killed:

2016-08-07 - Comets and asteroids summary for July:

2016-08-07 - Olympic kayaker hits sofa and capsizes during practice run in Rio de Janeiro (Brazil):

2016-08-07 - Rio Olympics sign bans fishing in toilets:


  1. Thanks Jonny, for keeping us informed. Man, if you have to worry about your clothes adsorbing methane - what happens if you bring them indoors and hang them on a metal hanger in a closet while you go to work, or if you wear some of the articles while cooking or barbecuing? POOF!

    [Let's start with the July review, via SOTT:]
    SOTT Earth Changes Summary - July 2016: Extreme Weather, Planetary Upheaval, Meteor Fireballs

    Pilot Fire Grows to 7 Square Miles, Some Evacuations Ordered

    Hot Gulf of Mexico Hurls Rain Bombs at Florida and the U.S. Gulf Coast

    Tuesday, 9 August 2016
    Extreme weather report - 08/08/2016

    Typhoons in the Pacific

    4 earthquakes rattle Missouri, Illinois, Kansas and New Jersey in 24 hours

    [hopefully, far away from Jonny's headquarters]

    More eerie sounds in Bucharest, Romania, August 8th


  2. My huge 1200-square-foot headquarters didn't feel any quake and my 40-square-foot command center is intact! I haven't checked my 9-square-foot refrigeration center for spilled beer though.

  3. Shoulda been Priority One - check on the beer FIRST!

    10,000 dead fish found on mile-long stretch of coastline in Crimea

    Lightning bolt strikes train causing large explosion in Elektrogorsk, Russia

    World Renowned Holistic Dr. Sebi dies mysteriosly after arrest, while in custody


  4. [today's entry into the home-explosion category]
    Family and rescuers hurt in Greater Manchester home explosion

    At least 10 people have been injured after an explosion destroyed a terraced house in Greater Manchester.

    The cause of the explosion, at around 5am, is currently unconfirmed.

    [waddiya wanna bet "it was a meth lab?"]

    It is understood neighbours came to the aid of those trapped in the property and that a number of those injured were rescuers trying to help, dragging a mattress out for people to jump on. "It is fantastic that people at five o'clock in the morning - that people have come to help," he added. "But that has increased the number of casualties which has presented a further issue for the ambulance service and hospital."

    Nearly 5,000 cloud-to-ground lightning strikes recorded in 3 hours over Hong Kong

    [it's safe to say that lightning has gotten completely out of hand]

    17,000-ton oil rig blown ashore by heavy storm in Western Isles, Scotland

    [we're gonna need a deeper storm shelter . . ]

    There is a risk that the structure, which is carrying 280 metric tonnes of diesel, could be damaged and leak its cargo into the sea.

    According to former crew members the Transocean Winner carried out its last project at the end of July and was on its way to Malta to be broken into scrap, reports The Mirror.

    [fuck Malta - do it there! ya got all those out of work 'migrants' and citizens just waitin' for something to do]

    Millions of Americans exposed to excessive levels of toxic industrial chemicals from drinking water

    Levels of a widely used class of industrial chemicals linked with cancer and other health problems—polyfluoroalkyl and perfluoroalkyl substances (PFASs)—exceed federally recommended safety levels in public drinking water supplies for six million people in the U.S., according to a new study led by researchers from Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health and the Harvard John A. Paulson School of Engineering and Applied Sciences (SEAS).

    "For many years, chemicals with unknown toxicities, such as PFASs, were allowed to be used and released to the environment, and we now have to face the severe consequences," said lead author Xindi Hu, a doctoral student in the Department of Environmental Health at Harvard Chan School and Environmental Science and Engineering at SEAS. "In addition, the actual number of people exposed may be even higher than our study found, because government data for levels of these compounds in drinking water is lacking for almost a third of the U.S. population—about 100 million people." [lots more]


  5. [what could go wrong?]
    US Airforce wants to detonate plasma bombs in the upper atmosphere

    Youth killed by bear in Odisha, India

    The US is approaching 4,000 days since a major hurricane strike

    [yes, but the Pacific is overloaded with typhoons]

    A 12-year-old is gearing up for his freshman year at an Ivy League college

    [portrait of a young "Jonny"]

    At 10, he got perfect scores on seven AP exams, and will receive college credit for calculus, chemistry, mechanics, electricity and magnetism, statistics, microeconomics, and macroeconomics, according to the Journal.

    [Lotsa luck, kid. Let's see how long it takes him to figure out that there are no solutions to our predicament.]