Saturday, September 1, 2018

2018 - AUG - Zombie Files

2018-08-02 - Woman found naked on street in Detroit, taken to hospital, gets agitated, tries to bite cop, cop beats the crap out of her, in Detroit (Michigan):

Quote: "When the woman -- who has not been named -- arrived at the hospital she became agitated and took off the robe, Craig said. She spat on hospital employees, bit a security staffer twice, and tried to bite the officer who later repeatedly punched her, Craig said."

2018-08-02 - Man, 38, goes berserk at grocery store, bites cops then dies, in Pleasanton (California):

Quote: "Police named a man who died in police custody, after officers put him in handcuffs for causing a disturbance inside a grocery store, police said. Jacob Bauer, 38, of Pleasanton began showing signs of respiratory distress after being placed into an ambulance taking him for routine medical clearance, police said. Officers had placed Bauer in handcuffs and a leg-constraint device after a struggle, police said. Office responded to Raley’s, 5420 Sunol Boulevard, around 2:42 p.m., after a store manager called to report that a man in his 30s was picking up a grocery cart and slamming it down on the floor, and opening and breaking bottles of alcohol."

Quote: "When officers tried to detain him, Bauer refused several attempts to place his hands behind his back, scratching and biting officers, police said."

2018-08-05 - Man, 54, jumps out of restaurant freezer, attacks employees with knife, has 'medical emergency' and dies, in coastal Manhattan (New York):

Quote: "After being discovered, the man picked up a kitchen knife and yelled 'away Satan' before attacking employees, who were able to disarm him and wrestle him to the ground. Shortly afterwards, the man tried to talk with kitchen staff but suffered some kind of medical emergency."

2018-08-05 - Naked man goes on rampage, throws stuff off roof onto cars, in Wichita (Kansas):

Quote: "Police say a naked man on a roof went on a rampage, damaging parked cars in south Wichita. A witness who took a cell phone video of the incident recorded the naked man standing on a roof near George Washington Boulevard and Lincoln. He was tearing things off the roof and hurling the debris onto the parked cars below. Many cars were damaged in the bizarre incident, which lasted for more than an hour. Officers say the man did not come down willingly, and after a struggle, he was arrested."

2018-08-07 - Naked man, 42, with a gun has 'medical episode' and is arrested at 5:27 AM in coastal Exmouth (Britain):

Quote: "The 42-year-old man suffered a medical episode. Officers took him to hospital as a precaution."

2018-08-08 - Naked uncommunicative man in his 30s found walking down Mooresville Road near Athens (Alabama):

2018-08-11 - Wave of zombie-like behavior hits the UK, blamed on bath salts:

Quote: "People who use it commonly believe they are being chased and often try to climb buildings and lash out at anyone around them - and it has been linked to horrific face-eating attacks in the US."

Note: It's true that the authorities did initially TRY to blame the two face-eating incidents in the US on bath salts. But after blood tests it was determined that neither face-eater was on bath salts, or anything else. I guess their 'logic' in Britain is that because zero face-eater incidents in the US involved bath salts, then bath salts must therefore be to blame for the face-eater incidents in the UK. Obviously there's a hole big enough to march a zombie horde through in that logic. The two face-eater incidents in the US did have one commonality though, aside from the fact that neither man was on any drugs: both events occurred along the coast in Florida. Britain is an island nation so the coast is never that far from anywhere, and indeed there have been many unexplained 'odor incidents' along the coast in Britain too. It could very well be that they have purposely left bath salts legal to sell in Britain so they'd have a convenient excuse to blame when the 'zombie' outbreaks and face-eating incidents began to occur - hey, they gotta have some story to sell to the gullible unobservant masses! Zombie-like behavior was reported around coastal Rio de Janeiro last year too, cause unknown but nothing to do with drugs of any kind, mentioned in the 2017-03-03 update...

2018-08-12 - Naked man shot by pepperballs at apartment in coastal Bellingham (Washington):

Quote: "This is the moment a man parading naked at an open window was shot by a cop armed with a paintball gun containing pepper spray bullets. Although it was claimed the man had been performing a sex act at the window, cops later said he was having a 'mental crisis or medical episode'."

2018-08-12 - Naked confused man, 18, runs around and gets arrested in Bundaberg (Australia), near the coast:

2018-08-13 - Naked man, 38, goes on rampage at hotel in the wee hours, rips toilet from wall, in Greenwood Village (Colorado):

2018-08-14 - Partially naked man found near bank in Flagstaff (Arizona):

Quote: "Flagstaff Police responded to the Chase Bank at 4830 N Highway 89 for a male subject was naked from the waist down. Callers said he was on the west side of the bank facing Highway 89. Officers located the subject, but determined he was suffering from a medical issue."

2018-08-16 - Man, 26, acts odd in the wee hours then goes into cardiac arrest and dies, in coastal Málaga (Spain):

Quote: "Witnesses stated that the young man was allegedly behaving 'out of his mind' and 'making strange movements'."

2018-08-17 - Naked man in car hits other cars, gets out, runs around, gets hit by cars, in Rochester (New York):

2018-08-21 - Naked man, 24, breaks into home, gets shot multiple times, shrugs off taser too, in Cedar City (Utah):

Quote: "After being shot, Holbert was still trying to get up, was not listening to the homeowners and was being 'irrational.' He then left the house and was found by officers about 20 minutes later. He was still naked and being noncompliant when police arrived, so they used a stun gun on him multiple times, which 'had little to no impact on Holbert.'"

2018-08-23 - Naked man makes threatening comments, runs around, jumps in the ocean, gets captured, in coastal Santa Barbara (California):

2018-08-24 - Naked man, 28, crashes car into other cars, gets out, his car bursts into flame, he gets tased, in Washington Township (New Jersey):

Quote: "When the Upper Darby man exited the vehicle, unclothed, he walked south on Route 42, ignoring officers' calls to stop and cooperate, according to police. Officers used a stun gun to stop Laporte, the police department reported on its Facebook page."

2018-08-26 - Naked man runs around and gets tased in Huntsville (Alabama):

Quote: "Huntsville police Lt. Michael Johnson said the naked man hasn't been charged with any crimes. Instead, he was taken to a hospital for psychiatric evaluation and treatment. Police haven't released the man's name."

2018-08-31 - Naked man steals pickup at 6 AM, hops out, leads police on foot chase, gets captured, in coastal Los Angeles (California):

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