Jumping Jack Flash Hypothesis: It's A Gas Gas Gas: 2017 - JAN

2017-01-01 - Man and woman found dead in the Rock River within 24 hours in Janesville (Wisconsin):
http://www.mystateline.com/news/2-bodies-pulled-from-rock-river-in-wisconsin/635081430
http://www.channel3000.com/news/death-investigation-underway-in-janesville-park/243592914
http://fox47.com/news/local/body-found-in-rock-river-idd-as-jordan-white
http://www.gazettextra.com/20170102/update_body_found_in_lustig_park
http://www.cbs58.com/story/34164030/body-found-in-rock-river
http://www.wrex.com/story/34163726/body-found-in-rock-river-in-janesville
http://www.channel3000.com/news/unidentified-man-found-in-rock-river/242087765
http://www.wifr.com/content/news/Body-found-in-the-Rock-River-in-Janesville-409216935.html

2017-01-01 - Two men and a woman found dead at the cliffs in coastal Dover (Britain):
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/three-bodies-found-near-cliffs-in-dover-a3430586.html
http://www.itv.com/news/2017-01-01/two-men-and-a-woman-found-dead-at-dover-cliffs/
http://home.bt.com/news/uk-news/two-men-and-woman-found-dead-near-dover-cliffs-11364129471152
http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/britain/two-men-and-woman-found-dead-near-dover-cliffs-35334254.html
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/uk/two-men-and-woman-found-dead-near-dover-cliffs-35334221.html
http://news.sky.com/story/three-bodies-found-near-cliffs-in-dover-10714516
https://www.pressreader.com/uk/daily-mail/20170102/281543700595146

Quote: "The man’s body was found at the bottom of the cliffs by the coastguard along with the bodies of another man and a woman between half a mile to a mile away. The deaths are not believed to be linked."

2017-01-04 - Couple, around 40, found dead at home in Lake (Michigan):
http://www.9and10news.com/story/34184647/clare-county-couple-found-dead-inside-home
http://www.marion-press.com/2017/01/lake-couple-found-dead-in-home-wednesday/

Note: The name of the town actually is just 'Lake'. Their home is next to Crooked Lake. Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2017-01-04 - Two men in their 20s go out hunting on canoe, next seen dead in the St. Lawrence River near Montreal (Canada):
http://www.iheartradio.ca/cjad/news/missing-hunters-found-dead-in-coteau-du-lac-1.2310118
http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2017/01/04/bodies-of-missing-hunters-found-in-st-lawrence-river-near-montreal.html
http://www.therecord.com/news-story/7049461-missing-hunters-found-in-st-lawrence-river/

2017-01-04 - Two college students, men, both 19, found dead in quarry pond in coastal Thiruvananthapuram (India):
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/thiruvananthapuram/2-missing-btech-students-found-dead-in-quarry-pond/articleshow/56341107.cms
http://english.manoramaonline.com/news/kerala/engineering-students-drown-thiruvananthapuram.html
http://www.nyoooz.com/news/thiruvananthapuram/700940/two-youths-drown

2017-01-05 - Couple and boy found dead in submerged vehicle in Black Creek in Gadsden (Alabama):
http://www.gadsdentimes.com/news/20170105/three-bodies-found-in-car-in-black-creek
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/jan/5/wrecked-car-pulled-from-creek-3-bodies-found-insid/
http://www.yourconroenews.com/news/article/Wrecked-car-pulled-from-creek-3-bodies-found-10838708.php

2017-01-06 - Couple drops dead at home near the Des Moines River in Fort Dodge (Iowa):
http://www.messengernews.net/news/local-news/2017/01/bodies-found-friday-in-fd-house/

Quote: "Police, firefighters and paramedics from Trinity Regional Medical Center were sent to 230 Ave. D at 3:26 p.m. when an individual was reported to be unresponsive and possibly deceased at that address. Doty said emergency personnel found two dead bodies in the house: one male and one female."

Quote: "However, Police Chief Kevin Doty said Friday evening that foul play is not suspected."

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2017-01-07 - Three men, 18, 19 and 25, go duck hunting, next seen dead in the water near coastal Palacios (Texas):
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/database/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=UEV-20170108-56678-USA
http://abc13.com/news/coast-guard-3-missing-houston-area-hunters-found-dead/1691533/
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/spencer-hall-starett-burk-christian-ruckman-dead-hunting-trip/
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/texas/article/Bodies-of-3-Texas-duck-hunters-found-after-Coast-10842471.php
http://www.click2houston.com/news/coast-guard-searching-for-3-missing-houston-area-hunters-near-corpus-christi-bay
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4098386/Houston-duck-hunters-dead-pulled-waters-near-Corpus-Christi.html
http://www.kiiitv.com/news/coast-guard-three-missing-hunters-found-dead/383502218
http://thenet24h.com/1547934/coast-guard-confirms-three-missing-hunters-found-dead.html
http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/3-Men-Found-Dead-409987735.html
http://www.topix.com/forum/military/coast-guard/TMDNCO4CVHMQVE7DN

Quote: "Three men found dead during a duck hunting trip near Carancahua Bay made that same trip several times previously without incident, according to family members. The bodies of Starett Burk, 25, Spencer Hall, 19, and Christian Ruckman, 18, were recovered from the water near Palacios Saturday, according to U.S. Coast Guard officials."

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2017-01-07 - Two men found dead in submerged pickup truck in the Naches River in Naches (Washington):
http://kimatv.com/news/local/2-dead-after-car-veers-off-highway-12-into-naches-river

2017-01-07 - Couple drops dead at home on Holly Close in Horncastle (Britain), near the River Bain:
http://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/couple-found-dead-in-lincolnshire-home/story-30036869-detail/story.html
http://www.horncastlenews.co.uk/news/bodies-of-couple-found-in-horncastle-home-1-7761832
http://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2553471/bodies-of-man-and-woman-discovered-inside-a-lincolnshire-home/
http://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/couple-found-dead-in-lincolnshire-home/story-30036869-detail/story.html

Quote: "The bodies of a man and a woman were discovered at a property in Holly Close, Horncastle, according to local reports obtained by Horncastle News. They also reported that the man was found dead upstairs in the property and the woman on the ground floor. Lincolnshire Police have not released any further details, but said they are not treating the deaths of the couple as suspicious."

Note: Another couple just dropped dead unsuspiciously the day prior too, near the Des Moines River in Fort Dodge (Iowa), mentioned in the 2017-01-06 update. Hopefully people don't mind dropping dead unsuspiciously. Sure, you'll be dead as a doornail, but at least it won't be suspicious, and that's what matters, amiright?!

2017-01-10 - Two women and three children, 25, 20, 4, 1 and 1, found dead on the Santa Ana Pueblo near Albuquerque (New Mexico):
http://www.dailyprogress.com/the-latest-fbi-says-more-bodies-found-on-santa-ana/article_e094819d-56ae-5df1-909c-87b26c249450.html
http://www.abqjournal.com/925946/fbi-confirms-identity-of-five-found-dead-on-santa-ana-pueblo.html
http://krqe.com/2017/01/10/fbi-still-investigating-after-3-bodies-found-on-santa-ana-pueblo/
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/fbi-awaits-autopsies-found-dead-mexico-44719257

Quote: "Autopsies are pending to determine the cause of each death, but Fisher says foul play isn't suspected at this time."

2017-01-10 - Couple, 71 and 69, found dead in home in Cowiche (Washington):
http://newstalkkit.com/two-found-dead-inside-home/
http://www.yakimaherald.com/news/local/couple-found-dead-at-cowiche-home/article_99c1e58a-d783-11e6-97b3-97134080b905.html

Quote: "A Cowiche couple were found dead in their cluttered home Tuesday morning but authorities said they had no immediate reason to suspect foul play."

2017-01-10 - Couple and 3 young children found dead in home in Hyderabad (India):
http://www.jasarat.org/2017/01/10/five-family-members-found-dead/

2017-01-11 - Two men drop dead at home in coastal Vancouver (Canada):

http://vancouversun.com/news/local-news/police-probe-suspicious-deaths-after-two-bodies-found-in-east-van-home
http://www.leaderpost.com/news/crime/police+probe+suspicious+deaths+after+bodies+found+inside+east/12685751/story.html
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/argyle-street-deaths-1.3930610

Quote: "Investigators have ruled out carbon monoxide poisoning as a cause of death after the discovery of two men’s bodies inside a South Vancouver home on Tuesday. The two deceased men were found in a home on Argyle Street near East 53 Avenue at 4 p.m. Tuesday. In a press release, the B.C. Coroners Service said there is no confirmed cause of death for the men, but 'at this time, the B.C. Coroners Service can confirm that carbon monoxide did not play a role in the deaths.'"

2017-01-11 - Couple drops dead at home in Wyton (Britain):
http://www.huntspost.co.uk/news/death_of_elderly_couple_found_in_wyton_house_not_being_treated_as_suspicious_1_4844232
http://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2585030/cambridgeshire-bodies-found-wyton-police-investigation/

2017-01-11 - Couple and daughter drop dead at home, son sickened, in Rupana (India):
http://www.tribuneindia.com/news/punjab/community/cong-ticket-aspirant-wife-found-dead/349216.html
http://www.nyoooz.com/news/chandigarh/chandigarh/706430/congress-ticket-aspirant-family-found-dead
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/elections/assembly-elections/punjab/news/congress-ticket-aspirant-family-found-dead/articleshow/56490014.cms
http://article.wn.com/view/2017/01/12/Congress_ticket_aspirant_family_found_dead/

2017-01-12 - Update on the two women and 3 children found dead on the Santa Ana Pueblo (New Mexico) - no clear cause of death:
http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/FBI-No-clear-cause-of-death-for-women-daughters-10857064.php
http://www.koat.com/article/americans-in-rural-areas-hit-harder-by-leading-causes-of-death/8596249
http://www.alvareviewcourier.com/story/2017/01/13/regional/fbi-no-clear-cause-of-death-for-women-daughters-found-dead/6749.html
http://www.santafenewmexican.com/news/briefs/fbi-no-clear-cause-of-death-for-women-daughters-found/article_66bbba66-7489-5b3c-a35e-7dfd8df6827d.html

Note: Hydrogen sulfide disappears quickly in the environment and inside bodies, and they definitely didn't do these autopsies fast enough to catch it...

2017-01-12 - Couple found dead in home in Houston (Texas):

http://www.click2houston.com/news/police-investigate-murder-suicide-in-west-houston

Quote: "Originally, police described the incident as a murder-suicide, but a detective at the scene would only describe it as death investigation."

Note: So maybe just another couple dropping dead, and Houston isn't far from the coast either. The Houston Ship Channel goes straight to the Gulf of Mexico...

2017-01-12 - Five men found dead in basement at fish sauce factory in coastal Phu Yen (Vietnam):
http://tuoitrenews.vn/society/39017/one-thai-four-vietnamese-found-dead-at-central-vietnam-fish-sauce-facility

2017-01-13 - Woman drops dead in flat near docks, and man, 42, drops dead, both in Gloucester (Britain):

http://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/second-body-found-in-gloucester/story-30056267-detail/story.html

Quote: "Her death is not being treated as suspicious. Gloucestershire police tweeted: 'Officers dealing with 2nd non-suspicious, sudden death in Glos today. Sad for officers too. Needs resilience and compassion.'"

Quote: "It comes as another body was found in Priory Plane, Gloucester this morning. The 42-year-old man's death there was also not being treated as suspicious."

Note: I wonder what they'll say when it's 50 people or 100 people dropping dead in one day there. I guess we'll see!

2017-01-14 - Van explodes and burns in Qaboola (Pakistan), 3 killed, 3 injured:
http://nation.com.pk/national/14-Jan-2017/three-burnt-alive-in-van-cylinder-blast

2017-01-14 - Couple, 67 and 68, found dead in home overlooking Lake Hatuma near coastal Hawke's Bay (New Zealand):
http://m.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11782778
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/88417804/two-people-found-dead-in-hawkes-bay-home
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11782382
http://www.police.govt.nz/news/release/two-bodies-found-waipukurau-home
http://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/new-zealand/two-bodies-found-house-in-central-hawkes-bay
http://www.msn.com/en-nz/news/national/two-bodies-found-in-waipukurau-home/ar-AAlQX0i
http://sunlive.co.nz/news/144979-two-bodies-found-hawkes-bay-home.html
http://home.nzcity.co.nz/news/article.aspx?id=240861

Quote: "The discovery was made after family members called police to the Waipukurau house on Saturday morning. The house is just on the town's outskirts, in an area of small lifestyle blocks overlooking Lake Hatuma."

Quote: "The two people found dead in a house in Hawke's Bay by family members were husband and wife. On Sunday police named the couple as 68-year-old Kevin Douglas Maulder and 67-year-old Patricia Anne Maulder. Police are not seeking anyone in connection with the deaths, and say there are no suspicious circumstances."

2017-01-15 - Two men found outdoors about a mile apart in Minneapolis (Minnesota):

http://www.kare11.com/news/two-men-found-dead-outside-in-minneapolis/386270917
http://www.twincities.com/2017/01/15/police-two-men-found-dead-in-minneapolis-are-not-crime-victims/
http://kstp.com/news/bodies-men-minneapolis-police-department-north-minneapolis/4371765/
http://www.startribune.com/two-men-found-dead-in-north-minneapolis/410788795/
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2017/01/15/dead-bodies-found-minneapolis/
http://www.fox9.com/news/229277525-story

2017-01-16 - Three men gassed to death by hydrogen sulfide in manhole, firefighter injured, in coastal Key Largo (Florida):
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/database/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=HZ-20170117-56793-USA
http://www.local10.com/news/3-dead-after-keys-workers-overcome-by-fumes
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2017/01/16/crews-work-to-free-workers-in-key-largo/
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2017/01/17/firefighter-who-tried-to-save-key-largo-workers-remains-critical/
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/01/17/firefighter-hospitalized-after-underground-rescue-attempt.html
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article126799319.html
http://www.bradenton.com/news/state/florida/article126976469.html

Quote: "A law enforcement source told CBS4’s Peter D’Oench this was a chain reaction. One worker went into the manhole and collapsed because of gasses. A second worker went into rescue him and collapsed as well. The same thing happened to a third worker who tried to help him. Ramsay said the men were overwhelmed by a combination of methane and hydrogen sulfide gas coming out of the 15-foot deep hole."

Quote: "A woman who lives near the manhole told Local 10 News that the area has smelled of rotten eggs for the past couple of months."

2017-01-16 - Two men drop dead before 2 AM at home in coastal Washington DC:
http://wjla.com/news/local/2-men-found-dead-in-home-in-northeast-dc-police-say
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/2-Found-Dead-in-NE-DC-Home-410808655.html
http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/2-found-dead-inside-ne-dc-home/386331471

Quote: "Two men were found dead early Monday inside a home in Northeast D.C., police say. The men, who police did not immediately name, were found in a home on the 1700 block of Lyman Place NE about 2 a.m. Monday, the D.C. police department said. Police investigated the deaths and closed the block to traffic. In an update Monday afternoon, police said no foul play was suspected."

2017-01-17 - Three men, 25, 24 and 22, found dead in coastal Negril on the island of Jamaica: