Event Update For 2014-05-25

http://jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com/2012/02/jumping-jack-flash-hypothesis-its-gas.html

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Fires And Explosions

2014-05-25 - Metal recycling business erupts in flame in Kalamazoo (Michigan), nobody there:
http://wincountry.com/news/articles/2014/may/25/fire-on-king-highway-reported/
http://wkzo.com/news/articles/2014/may/25/fire-on-king-highway-reported/
http://fox17online.com/2014/05/25/scrap-fire-at-kalamazoo-metal-recyclers/
http://wwmt.com/shared/news/features/top-stories/stories/wwmt_fire-at-kalamazoo-metal-recyclers-21287.shtml
http://www.scrapmonster.com/news/fire-breaks-out-at-king-highway-metal-recycling-facility/1/12951

Quote: "The place was closed and all the employees gone when the fire broke out Sunday evening around 7."

Quote: "Fire fighters had trouble getting to all the flames which were sometimes buried deep in piles of scrap."

Note: Piles of scrap metal bursting into flame again. This has been happening for some time. Hydrogen sulfide is reactive with rusty iron/steel, no other ignition source necessary. What other explanation IS there for fires like this? Nobody has ever offered an alternative explanation, very likely because there isn't one. From the full hypothesis: "Metal-related businesses will be hit hard, including salvage yards and metal recycling centers."
 

2014-05-25 - Explosion and fire damage home in South Shore (Kentucky):
http://www.portsmouth-dailytimes.com/news/news/3730860/Explosion-fire-in-South-Shore-home

Quote: "'The garage is a total loss and they’ve lost two automobiles in the fire in the garage.' Taylor said, while the explosion occurred in the garage, they do not know what caused it."

Note: South Shore is on the south shore of the Ohio River...

2014-05-25 - Underground electrical fire breaks out in Salem (Massachusetts):
http://salem.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/salem-police-log_54962106

Quote: "At 4:11 p.m., police and fire units responded to a manhole fire at the intersection of Essex and Union streets."

2014-05-25 - Multiple commercial buildings go up in flames, explosions reported too, in Fakenham (Britain):
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-norfolk-27564523

Quote: "A large blaze has destroyed a factory shop and damaged several other buildings in a Norfolk town centre. One hundred firefighters tackled the fire at its height in Fakenham's Market Square after it began at 10:15 BST. Eyewitness Andy Hogan said he saw the front windows of the factory shop blow out in an explosion and flames rising 16ft (5m) above the roof."

2014-05-25 - Bus terminal hit by deadly blaze in Seoul (South Korea), at least 6 killed, 38 injured:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=FR-20140526-43900-KOR
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/05/26/fire-in-construction-area-south-korean-bus-terminal-leaves-6-dead-38-others/
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-27572705
http://news.yahoo.com/fire-south-korean-bus-terminal-kills-7-030501218.html
http://www.scmp.com/news/asia/article/1519627/least-7-killed-fire-hits-south-korea-bus-station
http://www.timescolonist.com/news/fire-at-south-korean-bus-terminal-leaves-7-dead-20-others-injured-1.1074950
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/yonhap-news-agency/140526/at-least-seven-killed-20-injured-bus-terminal-fire-0
http://www.onenewspage.us/n/World/750fzz7n7/South-Korean-Bus-Terminal-Fire-Kills.htm
http://www.gotnewswire.com/news/fire-at-south-korean-bus-terminal-kills-7

2014-05-25 - Boat, six vehicles and trailer go up in flames at tow yard in Visalia (California):
http://www.modbee.com/2014/05/25/3356298/visalia-fire-damages-6-vehicles.html
http://www.fresnobee.com/2014/05/25/3943903/visalia-fire-damages-6-vehicles.html
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/visalia-ca/TG4KO9D5NUQH52K4G
http://article.wn.com/view/2014/05/25/Visalia_fire_damages_6_vehicles_a_boat_and_trailer_at_storag/

Quote: "The fire damaged six vehicles, a boat and a utility tow trailer. The cause is under investigation, the department said, but the fire seemed to have started near a wrecked vehicle that was brought in that afternoon."

2014-05-25 - Boat bursts into flame in Delaware Bay, near coastal Bowers Beach (Delaware), 1 injured:
http://www.wboc.com/story/25609691/boat-fire-in-delaware-bay
http://www.delawareonline.com/story/news/2014/05/25/burned-boat-towed-bowers/9579587/

2014-05-25 - Boat destroyed by explosion and fire on Douglas Lake near the Douglas Headwater Dock in Sevier County (Tennessee):
http://www.local8now.com/news/headlines/Boat-catches-fire-on-Douglas-Lake-260608501.html
http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2014/may/25/five-escape-boat-fire-on-douglas-lake/
http://www.fireengineering.com/articles/2014/05/five-escape-boat-fire-on-douglas-lake-tn.html
http://www.wate.com/story/25608799/boat-catches-fire-on-douglas-lake
http://www.roonte.com/www/five-escape-boat-fire-on-douglas-lake

2014-05-25 - Boat bursts into flame on Lost Creek Lake near Trail (Oregon):
http://www.ktvl.com/shared/news/top-stories/stories/ktvl_vid_12499.shtml

2014-05-25 - Mini-bus bursts into flame on road near coastal Choiseul on the island of Saint Lucia:
http://www.stlucianewsonline.com/narrow-escape-passengers-jump-to-safety-from-bus-on-fire/

2014-05-25 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame while parked on Transit Avenue in Thomasville (North Carolina):
http://myfox8.com/2014/05/25/tractor-trailer-fire-reported-in-davidson-county/
http://thomasville.myfox8.com/news/news/152201-tractor-trailer-fire-reported-davidson-county

2014-05-25 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on US 15 near Cumberland Parkway (Pennsylvania):
http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2014/05/route_15_reopens.html
http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2014/05/tractor-trailer_fire_route_15.html
http://www.pennsnews.com/2014/05/tractor-trailer-fire-closes-route-15-northbound/
http://www.pennsnews.com/2014/05/tractor-trailer-fire-disrupting-traffic-on-route-15/
http://www.wopular.com/tractor-trailer-fire-closes-route-15-northbound

2014-05-25 - RV bursts into flame while parked at home in Eugene (Oregon), dog alerts owner in house:
http://registerguard.com/rg/news/local/31635057-75/fire-owner-lighty-responded-dog.html.csp
http://www.eagleextra.co.uk/news/local-news/1293309/caravan-blaze---elderly-woman-injured/

2014-05-25 - RV bursts into flame at Henfold Lake Fishery and Caravan Park near Dorking (Britain), 1 lightly injured:
http://www.964eagle.co.uk/news/local-news/1293308/caravan-blaze-elderly-woman-injured/

2014-05-25 - Van bursts into flame while parked at home in Emporia (Kansas):
http://www.emporiagazette.com/latest_news_and_features/article_24a7bbf8-e447-11e3-9dc3-0017a43b2370.html

2014-05-25 - SUV bursts into flame while parked at home in Somerton (Ohio):
http://www.wowktv.com/story/25607683/man-leaves-car-minutes-before-it-catches-fire
http://www.wtrf.com/story/25607683/man-leaves-car-minutes-before-it-catches-fire

2014-05-25 - SUV bursts into flame at intersection in Jersey City (New Jersey):
http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2014/05/suv_catches_fire_in_downtown_jersey_city.html

2014-05-25 - Pickup truck bursts into flame in parking lot, fire spreads to other vehicles, in coastal Guangzhou (China):
http://www.enews163.com/2014/05/26/guangzhou-car-fire-ignited-tanker-guangzhou-shenzhen-railway-closed-two-hours-8286.html

Quote: "...pickup truck suddenly caught fire, igniting more vehicles around large vehicles, of which there is a tanker."

2014-05-25 - Car bursts into flame while parked at home in Albany (Georgia):
http://www.mysouthwestga.com/news/story.aspx?id=1049003

Note: A vacant home burned in Albany the day prior, mentioned in the 2014-05-24 update...

2014-05-25 - Car bursts into flame on I-691 in Meriden (Connecticut):
http://www.myrecordjournal.com/news/latestnews/4573809-129/car-fire-closes-two-lanes-of-i-691-in-meriden-sunday.html

Note: Meriden's been having problems. A home was destroyed by fire at 5:30 AM, dog killed, mentioned in the 2014-05-09 update. A power pole caught fire and ignited a brush fire, mentioned in the 2014-04-24 update. A car burst into flame at a gas station, mentioned in the 2014-04-14 update. A car burst into flame while being towed on a tow truck on I-91, mentioned in the 2014-03-31 update. A propane tank exploded at a work site in Meriden, mentioned in the 2014-03-19 update. A car burst into flame as a man worked on it, mentioned in the 2014-03-06 update. A noxious smell blew through Meriden in February, starting at 4:30 AM, mentioned in the 2014-02-21 update. Two days after that, a man in his mid-40s dropped dead in a hotel room in Meriden, mentioned in the 2014-02-23 update...

2014-05-25 - Car bursts into flame at Big Brothers Big Sisters in coastal Norwalk (Connecticut):
http://www.doingitlocal.com/2014/05/todays-car-fire-37/

2014-05-25 - Car bursts into flame on I-79 near Kearsarge (Pennsylvania), near Lake Erie:
http://www.erietvnews.com/story/25610212/car-fire-snarls-traffic

2014-05-25 - Multiple cars go up in flames while parked in underground carpark on Culloden Road in Marsden Park area in coastal Sydney (Australia):
http://www.police.nsw.gov.au/news/latest_releases?sq_content_src=%2BdXJsPWh0dHBzJTNBJTJGJTJGZWJpenByZC5wb2xpY2UubnN3Lmdvdi5hdSUyRm1lZGlhJTJGMzc4OTQuaHRtbCZhbGw9MQ%3D%3D

Quote: "When they arrived police found cars in the underground car park to be well alight."

2014-05-25 - Car bursts into flame at 2:15 AM on Egerton Street in Warrington (Britain):
http://www.cheshirefire.gov.uk/news-events/incidents/car-fire-in-warrington_25-05-2014_9-09-00

2014-05-25 - Car bursts into flame at noon on Cromwell Avenue in Warrington (Britain):
http://www.cheshirefire.gov.uk/news-events/incidents/car-fire-in-warrington_25-05-2014_8-43-08

2014-05-25 - Car bursts into flame at 11:41 AM on Larkfield Avenue in Warrington (Britain):
http://www.cheshirefire.gov.uk/news-events/incidents/car-fire-in-warrington_25-05-2014_8-34-02

Note: Warrington is located on the banks of the River Mersey...

2014-05-25 - Car bursts into flame at 5:45 AM while parked at home on Easington Road in coastal Hartlepool (Britain):
http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/local/car-is-set-on-fire-1-6636691

2014-05-25 - Car bursts into flame at 2:04 AM while parked on Phoenix Street in coastal Plymouth (Britain):
http://www.dsfire.gov.uk/News/Newsdesk/IncidentDetail.cfm?IncidentID=29126&siteCategoryId=3&T1ID=26&T2ID=41

2014-05-25 - Car bursts into flame at 12:31 AM while parked on Wembury Road in Elburton in coastal Plymstock (Britain):
http://www.dsfire.gov.uk/News/Newsdesk/IncidentDetail.cfm?IncidentID=29127&siteCategoryId=3&T1ID=26&T2ID=41

2014-05-25 - Car bursts into flame at 2 AM near railroad bridge on the B3081 in coastal Gillingham (Britain):
http://www.westerngazette.co.uk/Car-near-railway-bridge-Gillingham-caused/story-21140127-detail/story.html
http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/11235255.Fire_crews_called_after_vehicle_catches_light/
http://www.westerngazette.co.uk/crews-called-car-blaze-Gillingham/story-21143427-detail/story.html

2014-05-25 - Vehicle bursts into flame on the Taconic State Parkway in Mount Pleasant (New York), near the coast:
http://mountpleasant.dailyvoice.com/news/vehicle-fire-causes-delays-taconic-state-parkway

2014-05-25 - Vehicles and auto shop damaged by fire in Chattanooga (Tennessee), nobody there:
http://www.wrcbtv.com/story/25607713/east-brainerd-business-damaged-by-fire
http://www.chattanoogan.com/2014/5/25/277233/Fire-Damages-East-Brainerd-Road.aspx
http://www.newschannel9.com/news/top-stories/stories/east-brainerd-business-damaged-fire-10599.shtml

2014-05-25 - Barn destroyed by fire in Damascus Township (Pennsylvania), in Wayne County, about a dozen cattle killed:
http://thetimes-tribune.com/news/wayne-barn-fire-ruled-accidental-1.1692648
http://wnep.com/2014/05/25/firefighters-cows-die-in-wayne-county-barn-fire/
http://www.pahomepage.com/story/d/story/cows-die-following-wayne-county-barn-fire/48220/z52TPS7m2kiN-cd9KDHd0A

2014-05-25 - Barn destroyed by fire, second barn damaged, in Simsbury (Connecticut):
http://www.courant.com/community/simsbury/hc-simsbury-barn-fire-0525-20140525,0,321801.story

2014-05-25 - Barn damaged by fire in Augusta Township (Canada):
http://www.recorder.ca/2014/05/25/fire-damages-barn-in-augusta-township

2014-05-25 - Transformer bursts into flame on pole on Garfield Avenue in South Pasadena (California):
http://south.pasadenanow.com/fire-department-responds-to-transformer-fire-on-garfield-ave/

2014-05-25 - Palm trees burst into flame at 1:30 AM near downtown Palm Springs (California):
http://www.kesq.com/news/palm-trees-catch-fire-near-downtown-palm-springs/26164260

Quote: "Firefighters in Palm Springs responded to reports of a half dozen palm trees on fire at around 1:30 Sunday morning near the intersection of Tahquitz and Indian Canyon."

2014-05-25 - Oak Creek Canyon fire grows to 13,000 acres near Flagstaff (Arizona):
http://westhawaiitoday.com/news/nation-world-news/arizona-wildfire-grows-13000-acres

2014-05-25 - Wildfire grows to more than 240 square miles on the Kenai Peninsula (Alaska), evacuations ordered:
http://abc13.com/news/evacuations-ordered-in-alaska-due-to-wildfire/77698/
http://blogs.seattletimes.com/today/2014/05/alaska-wildfire-now-covers-nearly-248-square-miles/
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/05/26/alaska-wildfire-grows-spurs-evacuations/
http://www.king5.com/news/local/Alaska-fire-grows-to-193-square-miles-260607001.html
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/funny-river-fire-in-alaska-wilderness-grows/

Quote: "A wildfire on Alaska's Kenai Peninsula south of Anchorage expanded in size Sunday, leading officials to issue a mandatory evacuation order for 1,000 structures. The number of people told to flee their homes isn't clear, said Michelle Weston, spokeswoman with the Alaska Interagency Management Team, which includes the state Division of Forestry and federal and local officials. Officials said that as of 4 p.m. Alaska time, the fire covered nearly 243 square miles and may continue to grow as it burns in the 1.9 million-acre Kenai National Wildlife Refuge."

2014-05-25 - Wildfire erupts near the River Serpis in Cocentaina in coastal Alicante Province (Spain), evacuations ensue:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=WF-20140525-43890-ESP

Quote: "Eight hydroplanes and two fire engines have been working all night long on an inferno in Cocentaina (Alicante province) near the River Serpis."

2014-05-25 - Computer recycling center damaged by fire in Springfield (Missouri), nobody there:
http://www.ky3.com/news/local/pictures-fire-damages-part-of-computer-recycling-center-on-sunday/21048998_26165844
http://www.ozarksfirst.com/story/d/story/fire-at-recycling-center-cause-of-fire-unknown/21119/Z6U1O9Se9EeTBNjL-hLVJg
http://www.jrn.com/ktts/news/Fire-Near-National-In-Springfield-Prompts-Police-To-Block-Traffic-South-Of-Division-260597241.html

2014-05-25 - Furniture store heavily damaged by blaze in Liberty (Missouri), nobody there:
http://www.kmbc.com/news/fire-breaks-out-at-liberty-furniture-store/26163596
http://www.kctv5.com/story/25607693/firefighters-battle-blaze-at-liberty-furniture-store
http://video.us.msn.com/watch/video/fire-sweeps-through-crowley-furnitures-liberty-store/1d05k3sk6

2014-05-25 - Storage facility damaged by fire at midnight, two units burn, in Clackamas (Oregon):
http://www.oregonlive.com/clackamascounty/index.ssf/2014/05/clackamas_storage_units_catch_fire_early_sunday_cause_under_investigation.html

2014-05-25 - Two adjacent commercial buildings damaged by blaze in Union City (New Jersey):
http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2014/05/fire_engulfs_section_of_bergenline_avenue_in_union_city.html
http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2014/05/two-alarm_blaze_along_union_city_commercial_strip_under_investigation_officials_says.html

2014-05-25 - Outdoor sign bursts into flame at Taco Bell in Andover (Kansas):
http://www.kake.com/news/coveringkakeland/headlines/Fire-causes-minor-damage-to-Andover-Taco-Bell-260619761.html

2014-05-25 - Porch bursts into flame at apartment building in coastal Antioch (California):
http://eastcountytoday.net/antioch-firefighters-quickly-extinguish-fully-involved-porch-fire/

2014-05-25 - Deck bursts into flame at duplex, fire spreads to building, in Lilburn (Georgia), 6 people homeless:
http://onlineathens.com/breaking-news/2014-05-25/fire-gwinnett-county-duplex-displaces-6
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/ap/georgia/fire-at-gwinnett-co-duplex-displaces-6/nf7BW/

2014-05-25 - Deck bursts into flame at 2:40 AM at home, fire spreads to home, on Valleybrook Drive in Hagerstown (Maryland):
http://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/local/house-fire-in-hagerstown-s-north-end-causes-in-damage/article_fde9b1a5-bbe2-5f5c-8399-23b1e1870a42.html

2014-05-25 - Deck bursts into flame at 3 AM, fire spreads to home, in Naramata (Canada):
http://www.pentictonherald.ca/news/article_5ee07072-e478-11e3-baf2-0017a43b2370.html

Note: Naramata is located on the eastern (downwind) shore of Okanagan Lake...

2014-05-25 - Cabin destroyed by fire in Paupack Township near Hawley (Pennsylvania), in Wayne County, nobody there:
http://wnep.com/2014/05/25/cabin-destroyed-by-fire-in-wayne-county/

Note: Also see the barn destroyed by fire in Wayne County...

2014-05-25 - Home damaged by fire in Twin Falls (Idaho), nobody there:
http://magicvalley.com/news/local/officials-respond-to-twin-falls-structure-fire/article_12f0d310-e44f-11e3-bafe-001a4bcf887a.html

2014-05-25 - Home heavily damaged by fire at 1 AM in North Pole (Alaska):
http://www.newsminer.com/news/local_news/family-escapes-as-fire-engulfs-north-pole-home/article_6f4ea586-e44c-11e3-bf6c-001a4bcf6878.html

2014-05-25 - Home destroyed by basement fire at 3 AM in coastal Ormond Beach (Florida):
http://www.wesh.com/news/fire-destroys-ormond-beach-home/26163528
http://www.news-journalonline.com/article/20140525/news/140529649
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/fire-destroys-ormond-beach-home-worth-300k/nf69T/

2014-05-25 - Apartment building ravaged by blaze in Glen Burnie (Maryland), near the coast, 24 people homeless:
http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2014/05/25/firefighters-on-scene-of-3-alarm-fire-in-glen-burnie/
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/anne-arundel/glen-burnie/bs-md-ar-apartment-fire-20140525,0,7090196.story

2014-05-25 - Deadly fire rips through flea market in Miami Gardens area of coastal Miami (Florida), 1 killed:
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Woman-Dies-in-Miami-Gardens-Flea-Mart-Fire-260605881.html

2014-05-25 - Vacant building burns at 3:30 AM in St. Catharines (Canada):
http://www.wellandtribune.ca/2014/05/25/cause-of-queenston-st-fire-under-investigation

Note: St. Catharines is located on the shore of Lake Ontario...

2014-05-25 - Vacant home burns at 12:30 AM in Algonquin (Illinois):
http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/2014/05/25/fire-starts-in-abandoned-house/ak3t6uc/

2014-05-25 - Vacant gas station burns in Rochester (New York):
http://www.13wham.com/news/features/top-stories/stories/gas-station-fire-rochester-12280.shtml
http://www.democratandchronicle.com/story/news/local/2014/05/25/firefighters-contain-blaze-abandoned-gas-station/9582505/

2014-05-25 - Vacant pipe factory burns in Delanco (New Jersey):
http://philadelphia.icito.com/fire-rips-through-vacant-burlington-county-warehouse-suspends-rail-service/
http://ewallstreeter.com/fire-rips-through-vacant-burlington-county-warehouse-suspends-rail-service-7093/
http://www.burlingtoncountytimes.com/news/local/two-alarm-fire-damages-vacant-delanco-warehouse/article_b8dff801-4e9c-52ca-8d1f-bf41b652a4b8.html
 

2014-05-25 - Massive fish kill hits lake in coastal Haikou (China):
http://www.shuichan.cc/news_view-189329.html
https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shuichan.cc%2Fnews_view-189329.html&edit-text=&act=url

2014-05-25 - Forty tons of fish die in Lake Titicaca (Peru):
http://www.losandes.com.pe/Sociedad/20140524/80358.html
https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.losandes.com.pe%2FSociedad%2F20140524%2F80358.html&edit-text=&act=url

2014-05-25 - Fish dying in the Formoso River in Tocantins (Brazil):
http://g1.globo.com/to/tocantins/noticia/2014/05/nova-mortandade-de-peixes-e-registrada-no-sul-do-tocantins.html
https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fg1.globo.com%2Fto%2Ftocantins%2Fnoticia%2F2014%2F05%2Fnova-mortandade-de-peixes-e-registrada-no-sul-do-tocantins.html&edit-text=&act=url
 

2014-05-25 - Two girls found dead in well in Thaikkadu (India):
http://www.newindianexpress.com/states/kerala/2-Girls-Found-Dead-in-Well/2014/05/26/article2245668.ece

Quote: "Guruvayur CI K Sudersan said that police have questioned the family members of both the girls but could not ascertain any reason to their apparent suicide."

Note: But they're calling it suicide anyway, despite there being no reason for it, no note found, no evidence whatsoever of suicide. They must hire all their cops at mentally disabled facilities. Derptastic!
 

2014-05-25 - Father dives in water, goes missing, next seen dead in Hillsdale Lake in Paola (Kansas):
http://www.kctv5.com/story/25605542/father-child-reportedly-go-overboard-at-hillsdale-lake
http://www.kmbz.com/pages/19083857.php?contentType=4&contentId=15289447
http://www.roonte.com/www/divers-find-body-of-man-in-hillsdale-lake

Quote: "The call for help came from a concerned boater who saw two young children stranded in a boat. They were upset and told rescuers their father went into the water and never came back."

2014-05-25 - Man, 70, dives in water to save dog, rescues dog, disappears, next seen dead in Brooker Creek at Lake Tarpon (Florida):
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/accidents/body-of-missing-boater-found-in-lake-tarpon/2181362
http://www.local10.com/news/1-boater-dead-after-jumping-into-lake-after-dog/26165576
http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/local/pinellascounty/2014/05/25/palm-harbor-man-dies-while-saving-his-drowning-dog/9575575/
http://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/local/2014/05/25/boater-dead-after-jumping-into-lake-after-dog/9572573/
http://tbo.com/pinellas-county/boater-found-dead-after-jumping-into-pinellas-lake-after-dog-20140525/

2014-05-25 - Man, 48, goes out on kayak, next seen dead in the water near coastal Port Everglades (Florida):
http://www.abcnews4.com/story/25607515/search-continues-off-fla-for-missing-sc-kayaker
http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/2014-05-25/news/fl-dania-beach-kayaker-found-20140525_1_port-everglades-missing-kayaker-hc-144-ocean-sentry

2014-05-25 - Man goes missing, next seen dead in Watauga Lake near Butler (Tennessee):
http://www.timesnews.net/article/9077369/missing-mans-body-found-in-watauga-lake

Quote: "Mathes said the man — who he did not identify, citing concern for the family — was visiting a house on Campbell Road in Butler, near the lake, and was last seen around 1 a.m. Sunday. When friends and family went looking for him later that morning, Mathes said, all they could find was a collection of his belongings along a dock."

2014-05-25 - Man, 19, found dead in Lake Marion near dock in Eutawville (South Carolina):
http://www.wistv.com/story/25607937/teen-in-orangeburg-county-found-dead-near-dock
http://www.wltx.com/story/news/local/2014/05/24/dnr-recovers-body-near-eutawville/9555625/

2014-05-25 - Man, 22, goes swimming with friends, disappears, next seen dead in the Peshtigo River (Wisconsin):
http://www.jsonline.com/newswatch/260662841.html

2014-05-25 - Boy, 9, dies in swimming pool at home in Louisville (Kentucky):
http://www.wave3.com/story/25613753/boy-who-drowned-in-st-x-coachs-swimming-pool-identified

2014-05-25 - Man, 51, found dead in the Pecos River near Santa Rosa (New Mexico):
http://www.kob.com/article/stories/S3450270.shtml

2014-05-25 - Man in his 30s found dead at beach in coastal Portmore on the island of Jamaica:
http://www.jamaicaobserver.com/latestnews/Body-found-in-Port-Henderson--St-Catherine

2014-05-25 - Man, 25, goes missing, next seen dead in Bolgoda Lake near the coast on the island of Sri Lanka:
http://www.island.lk/index.php?page_cat=article-details&page=article-details&code_title=103941

2014-05-25 - Man found dead in the water at Bempton Cliffs in coastal Bempton (Britain):
http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/Man-s-body-Bempton-Cliffs/story-21140176-detail/story.html
http://www.bridlingtonfreepress.co.uk/news/local/body-found-at-cliffs-1-6637310

Note: Man, it's like the freakin' Call of Cthulhu now, with people just disappearing into bodies of water and dying...

2014-05-25 - Woman, 38, drops dead at home in Sandusky (Ohio), near Lake Erie:
http://www.sanduskyregister.com/article/sandusky-police/5683616

Quote: "Recently, Davis had started to experience medical problems with headaches, nose bleeds and blurred vision."

Note: Neither the symptoms nor her dropping dead shortly after experiencing them are too surprising considering this home is about half a mile from the shore of Lake Erie...

2014-05-25 - Man in his 30s found dead at home on South Bridge Row in Oxford (Britain):
http://www.itv.com/news/meridian/update/2014-05-25/man-found-dead-at-oxford-home/

2014-05-25 - Woman, 36, found dead off Higher Green Lane in Astley, Wigan (Britain):
http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/NEWS/11235295.Body_of_missing_woman_found_in_Wigan/
http://www.newsnorthwest.org.uk/news/body-of-missing-woman-found-in-wigan
 

2014-05-25 - Small plane takes off then crashes and burns, near Fountain (Florida), near the coast, 3 killed, 1 injured:
http://www.wjhg.com/home/headlines/3-Killed-One-Hurt-in-Plane-Crash--260624611.html
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2014/05/25/three-dead-after-small-plane-crash-in-panhandle/
http://www.local10.com/news/3-dead-after-small-plane-crash-in-Panhandle/26165574

2014-05-25 - Small plane crashes in field near Balls Creek School Road, in Newton (North Carolina), 1 killed:
http://www.wbtv.com/story/25610146/one-killed-in-small-plane-crash
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/news/small-plane-crash-newton-sunday-kills-one/nf7KL/
http://www.hickoryrecord.com/news/one-dead-in-plane-crash/article_32cd7866-e47a-11e3-93fd-001a4bcf6878.html
http://www.reflector.com/ap/staten/small-plane-crash-kills-pilot-catawba-county-2488793
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/news/local/investigators-scene-after-weekend-fatal-plane-cras/nf7Sy/

2014-05-25 - Small plane crashes into Taylor Lake, north of Parry Sound (Canada), 1 killed:
http://video.theloop.ca/news/watch/-/3586303955001#.U4MWIPldUrU
http://www.cp24.com/news/one-person-dead-in-small-plane-crash-near-parry-sound-1.1837075
2014-05-25 - Helicopter crash lands on Hart-Miller Island in coastal Essex (Maryland):
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-county/essex/bs-md-co-helicopter-crash-20140525,0,7238550.story
http://www.wbaltv.com/news/helicopter-crashes-on-hartmiller-island/26166132

2014-05-25 - Tour bus plunges into ravine in Wang Kelian (Malaysia), some injured:
http://www.thestar.com.my/News/Nation/2014/05/26/45-cheat-death-after-bus-plunges-into-ravine/

Quote: "Once I got out, I saw several passengers had fainted while many others were dizzy."

Note: 'We hope you've enjoyed the exciting conclusion to your tour. Now get walking!'

2014-05-25 - Tanker truck overturns at 4 AM, bursts into flame, on I-30 near Fate (Texas), 1 lightly injured:
http://www.heraldbanner.com/breakingnews/x1396863498/Fuel-tanker-fire-shuts-down-I-30W
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/story/25607378/tanker-fire-closes-i-30-in-rockwall-county

2014-05-25 - Two trucks collide on highway in Wujiaqu (China), 10 killed, 32 injured:
http://www.fireengineering.com/ap-news/2014/05/25/truck-accident-in-nw-china-kills-10-injures-32.html

2014-05-25 - Pickup truck veers over centerline, hits car head-on, near Madras (Oregon), 4 injured:
http://www.ktvz.com/news/hwy-26-headon-crash-critically-injures-wash-woman/26167548
http://oregon.icito.com/police-paramedics-respond-to-head-on-crash-near-madras/

2014-05-25 - Pickup truck veers over centerline at 2:20 AM, hits car head-on, near Port Allegany (Pennsylvania), 1 killed, 5 injured:
http://www.bradfordera.com/news/article_66a289fe-e472-11e3-a5e2-0019bb2963f4.html

2014-05-25 - Car crashes, may have been on fire first, on the A2 in Liempde (Netherlands), mother and child incinerated:
http://www.nltimes.nl/2014/05/26/woman-42-son-10-die-car-fire/

Quote: "The car the woman and her son were traveling in also hit another car, but police say it is not clear if this happened before or after the fire started."

2014-05-25 - Car veers over centerline, hits car head-on, near Alice (Texas), 1 killed, 1 injured:
http://www.kiiitv.com/story/25609587/head-on-crash-south-of-alice-kills-one-injures-another
http://texas.icito.com/head-on-crash-south-of-alice-kills-one-person-injures-another/

2014-05-25 - Car veers over centerline, hits car head-on, in Tofield (Canada), near Edmonton, 3 killed:
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/3-dead-after-head-on-crash-in-tofield-alta-1.2653779
http://edmonton.cityandpress.com/node/7830733

2014-05-25 - Car plows into building in Kellogg (Idaho), 1 killed:
http://www.khq.com/story/25608373/a-vehicle-crashes-into-a-building-leaves-one-man-dead-in-kellogg

2014-05-25 - Car crashes off cliff onto rocks at Perkins Beach in Edgewater Park in Cleveland (Ohio), 1 killed:
http://www.newsnet5.com/news/local-news/oh-cuyahoga/vehicle-went-over-cliff-at-edgewater-park
http://fox8.com/2014/05/25/fire-officials-car-falls-over-cliff-lands-on-rocks-at-edgewater/

2014-05-25 - Car crashes off Bodega Highway into Jonive Creek in Sebastopol (California), 1 killed:
http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Motorist-found-dead-in-car-after-Sebastopol-5502853.php

2014-05-25 - Car overturns at 3 AM on Mill Creek Road in Walla Walla (Washington), 3 killed:
http://www.khq.com/story/25608343/three-teens-dead-after-fatal-car-accident-in-walla-walla
 

2014-05-25 - Man, 49, gets naked in bar, has sex with ATM and picnic table, in Murfreesboro (Tennessee):
http://www.newser.com/story/187156/cops-man-tried-to-have-sex-with-atm.html

Note: I realize it was a bar and maybe he'd had something to drink, but still. I've been pretty freakin' drunk before, and I've seen a whole lot of plastered people, but I never saw anyone exhibit this kind of behavior. His face is on all the stories too, so this is never gonna go away. He'll go to apply for a job and someone'll say, 'Hey, aren't you the ATM-f#cker?!' Bond was set at $250, which is basically nothing. I bet he got a lawyer who pointed out that the only crime was public nudity and there's no law on the books that says that having sex with ATMs or picnic tables is illegal. I bet the judge was like, 'Whaaaaat?'

2014-05-25 - Naked man seen at 1:40 AM on Hall-Whitaker Bridge over the Bass River in coastal Beverly (Massachusetts):
http://beverly.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/beverly-police-log_f3b09356

Quote: "At 1:40 a.m., police and fire units responded to a report of a naked man on the Hall-Whitaker Bridge on Bridge Street."
 

2014-05-25 - Pit bull attacks and injures 11-year-old boy in El Paso (Texas):
http://www.kvia.com/news/11year-old-attacked-by-dog/26164132
 

2014-05-25 - Humongous landslide 4 miles long, 2 miles wide and 250 feet deep hits near Collbran (Colorado), 3 people missing:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=LS-20140526-43899-USA
http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/26/us/colorado-mudslide/index.html

Quote: "'This slide is unbelievably big,' said Lt. Phil Stratton with the Mesa County Sheriff's Office. It's estimated to be about 4 miles long, 2 miles wide and about 250 feet deep."

Note: Whew, that's about a third of a CUBIC MILE of ground that rolled away there...

2014-05-25 - Large sinkhole closes Victoria Road North in Guelph (Canada):
http://kitchener.ctvnews.ca/sinkhole-closes-section-of-victoria-road-north-in-guelph-1.1837526
 

2014-05-25 - Building collapses at construction site in Hyderabad (India), 2 killed, 1 injured:
http://www.newindianexpress.com/photos/nation/Building-Collapse-in-Hyderabad/2014/05/25/article2244727.ece
 

2014-05-25 - Man, 52, sickens on dive boat near coastal Hatteras Inlet (North Carolina), medevac'd off:
http://www.dailyadvance.com/news/coast-guard-medevacs-diver-near-hatteras-inlet-2488377

2014-05-25 - Flight-capable all-terrain dune buggy developed:
http://blog.petflow.com/cnn-report-do-not-let-your-husband-see-this/

Note: Looks fun, but doesn't look terribly safe. Looks hard to control and steer when in flight, and one screwup and you end up smashing into a boulder or canyon wall or something. Also, if it bursts into flame then the odds are that you're gonna die; can't quickly pull over when you're in flight. Aimed at a buying audience with more money than common sense...