Jumping Jack Flash Hypothesis: It's A Gas Gas Gas: Event Update For 2014-05-07

http://jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com/2012/02/jumping-jack-flash-hypothesis-its-gas.html

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: 'Zombie' Files

2014-05-07 - Naked man locks himself in room, sets fire, in subway in coastal New York City (New York):
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/naked-man-sets-fire-subway-tunnel-article-1.1782928
http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/theshack/naked-man-locks-room-subway-tracks-lights-fire-delaying-trains-blog-entry-1.1783015
http://www.roonte.com/www/naked-man-sets-fire-in-subway-tunnel
http://www.newshour24.com/US/1ze47nhp9q/Naked-Man-Sets-Fire-Subway-Tunnel.htm

Quote: "A naked man locked himself in a room in a Manhattan subway station and set a fire Wednesday, leaving some anxious passengers stuck in a tunnel for about 40 minutes, cops and witnesses said."

2014-05-07 - Naked disoriented man found on roadway in Chibombo District (Zambia), almost gets lynched:
http://www.lusakatimes.com/2014/05/07/naked-man-escapes-lynching-mob/

Quote: "The man, who at the time had been given some clothes by some good Samaritans, could not however explain clearly where he had come from and how he had found himself in such a situation."

2014-05-07 - Naked man, 54, attacks and tries to strangle woman on bicycle in Nobleboro (Maine):
http://lincolncountynewsonline.com/Main.asp?SectionID=1&SubSectionID=75&ArticleID=61326
http://www.boothbayregister.com/article/police-arrest-naked-man-who-attacked-biker-nobleboro/33014

Quote: "Lincoln County Sheriff's Office Lt. Rand Maker said the office has reason to believe Gilbert may have been suffering from medical issues before the attack."

Quote: "The incident was 'very frightening' for Hedrick and other residents of the quiet, picturesque neighborhood on Great Salt Bay."

2014-05-07 - Naked man shot dead by cops in February in coastal Delray Beach (Florida) had taken only anti-seizure medication:
http://quincyjournal.com/above-the-fold/2014/05/08/qpd-arrests-naked-man-with-samurai-sword/

Quote: "Anesson Joseph, the naked man who hurt two people in suburban Delray Beach before he was shot to death by a Palm Beach County sheriff’s deputy in February, had no drugs in his system other than anti-seizure medication, Deputy Chief Michael Gauger told the Post this week. Joseph, 28, went on a rampage Feb. 24 when he stripped off his clothes before he attacked and seriously injured a 66-year-old retired New York City police officer before assaulting an 18-year-old man, biting him in the face."

Note: Just like the original face-eater (also on the coast in Florida) who had only trace marijuana in his system. Hydrogen sulfide does its damage and breaks down quickly, so it's not likely to be detected by anyone, especially anyone not specifically looking for it, and nobody is. It's a neurotoxin and damages the brain (and other organs too), so anything that can result from brain damage is a possibility: permanent tics and twitching (like the kids in Le Roy, New York, who had been playing outdoors), insane violence, inability to speak intelligibly (the original face-eater could only growl), hallucinations, personality change, memory loss and more. The nudity that so frequently occurs with these events is probably because hydrogen sulfide warms people up, as noted by Jenkem users, so people who've been poisoned by hydrogen sulfide often strip naked to cool down.

These events are clearly on the rise. Zombie Apocalypse - of a sort - has begun. You need not worry about becoming a zombie by being bitten; that won't happen. But if you happen to breathe some hydrogen sulfide yourself then you may become a neuro-zombie. It's much more likely to simply kill you, as it probably takes just the right dose to damage your brain like this and NOT kill you. You are most likely to be zombified (or killed) when outdoors, during the wee hours, and/or when in, near or downwind of low-lying areas like lakes, ponds, seas, oceans, bays, quays, streams, creeks, rivers, valleys, canyons, ravines, ditches, subways, basements, underground carparks, etc.