Friday, April 1, 2016
2016 - MAR - Zombie Files
2016-03-01 - Naked man, 32, breaks into home, then captured at Walmart in Louisville (Kentucky):
http://www.wave3.com/story/31357725/police-naked-man-at-walmart-charged-in-residential-burglary
http://louisville.suntimes.com/lou-news/7/110/246321/police-naked-man-at-walmart-charged-in-residential-burglary
2016-03-02 - Naked man crashes car into stuff, gets arrested, in coastal San Jose (California):
http://www.ktvu.com/news/99639013-story
Quote: "A naked suspect was taken into custody in East San Jose after a bizarre series of events. According to police, a man who was naked was driving along Canoga Drive when he rammed the vehicle through a metal gate. He then ran through another gate and started circling a grassy area where he hit a telephone pole. Police say the suspect proceeded to crash into a patrol car. Police Tased the man and took him into custody."
2016-03-02 - Naked man burns pallets shortly before 5 AM, makes vague threats, gets arrested, in Wichita (Kansas):
http://www.kansas.com/news/local/article63585142.html
2016-03-03 - Naked man, 44, breaks into Sikh temple at 5:45 AM and damages stuff, in Spokane Valley (Washington):
http://www.krem.com/news/local/spokane-county/naked-man-armed-with-swords-damages-valley-sikh-temple/66545856
http://www.khq.com/story/31380537/naked-man-breaks-into-sikh-temple-of-spokane-and-causes-an-estimated-35000-in-damage
http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crime/police-naked-man-found-vandalizing-sikh-temple-in-spokane-valley/
http://www.ctpost.com/news/article/Naked-man-arrested-inside-Sikh-Temple-of-Spokane-6868951.php
http://dailysikhupdates.com/breaking-naked-man-attacks-gurdwara-causes-35k-in-damage/
http://www.kxly.com/news/spokane-news/naked-man-caught-vandalizing-sikh-temple/38327682
http://komonews.com/news/local/naked-man-arrested-inside-sikh-temple-of-spokane
http://www.thenewstribune.com/news/state/washington/article63894707.html
2016-03-03 - Naked man runs on highway, gets hit by car and killed, in coastal Durban (South Africa):
http://allafrica.com/stories/201603030575.html
http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/naked-man-killed-in-durban-freeway-smash-20160303
http://www.iol.co.za/news/crime-courts/naked-man-killed-in-n2-crash-1992969
http://www.sabreakingnews.co.za/2016/03/03/naked-man-killed-on-durban-highway/
http://bereamail.co.za/76376/naked-man-killed-on-durban-freeway/
http://nvs24.com/news/africa/South-Africa-Naked-Man-Killed-in-Durban-Freeway-Smash-3958453.html
2016-03-04 - Naked man climbs tree, screams, throws stuff at cars and people, in Shreveport (Louisiana):
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/03/04/police-naked-louisiana-man-committed-tree-cars/81317072/
http://www.shreveporttimes.com/story/news/crime/2016/03/04/breaking-spd-responds-naked-male-tree/81311032/
http://www.ksla.com/story/31386554/man-committed-in-shreveport-after-climbing-tree-while-naked
http://710keel.com/naked-man-found-in-a-tree-in-highland-area/
2016-03-06 - Naked man, 22, runs around street at 1:36 AM, jumps on taxi, in Kelowna (Canada):
http://www.castanet.net/news/Kelowna/160148/Naked-man-resists-arrest
2016-03-07 - Naked woman crashes car, strips naked, climbs on top of big rig and dances, on US 290 in Harris County (Texas), near the coast:
http://www.click2houston.com/news/naked-woman-dancing-on-top-of-big-rig-snarls-hwy-290-traffic
http://www.kare11.com/traffic/naked-dancing-woman-shuts-down-highway-290_/72276686
http://www.khou.com/story/news/traffic/2016/03/07/naked-dancing-woman-shuts-down-highway-290/81430358/
http://www.krmg.com/news/news/weird-news/naked-woman-18-wheeler-stops-traffic/nqfm2/
http://abc13.com/traffic/live-video-naked-woman-on-truck-shuts-down-freeway/1234280/
http://cw33.com/2016/03/07/naked-woman-seen-dancing-atop-18-wheeler-following-crash-on-houston-highway/
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/03/07/naked-woman-dancing-on-truck-slows-traffic-in-houston.html
http://www.11alive.com/story/news/2016/03/07/naked-lady-top-truck-stops-traffic-houston-highway/81434226/
http://fox59.com/2016/03/07/naked-woman-seen-dancing-atop-18-wheeler-following-crash-on-houston-highway/
http://www.mypalmbeachpost.com/news/news/weird-news/naked-woman-18-wheeler-stops-traffic/nqfm2/
http://www.wptv.com/news/national/woman-sheds-clothes-climbs-on-top-of-tractor-trailer-stopping-traffic-in-houston
http://www.sott.net/article/313948-Texas-Crazy-naked-woman-dancing-on-truck-shuts-down-highway-traffic
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/12187904/Naked-woman-dancing-on-truck-brings-busy-road-to-a-standstill.html
Quote: "A standoff with a naked woman dancing on top of a big rig finally ended Monday morning when police and firefighters took her into custody. Highway 290 westbound was shut down at Huffmeister for more than two hours due to the crash and the standoff. Views from Air 11 showed the woman twerking and gyrating for passing vehicles just after 9 a.m. Monday."
Quote: "She was talking about all sorts of things: Wall Street, the CIA, aliens..."
2016-03-07 - Naked man, 30, breaks into home, flees, falls down Umatilla River cliff, in Pendleton (Oregon):
http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2016/03/naked_man_runs_from_police_div.html
http://www.kptv.com/story/31410740/naked-man-arrested-after-walking-into-pendleton-womans-home
http://www.wbtv.com/story/31410740/naked-man-arrested-after-walking-into-pendleton-womans-home
http://www.dailyastorian.com/Northwest/20160308/pendleton-home-invader-takes-a-naked-leap
http://snewsi.com/id/16128548313/Oregon-woman-says-naked-man-walked-into-her-house-said-and-039-Hi-honeyand-039
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/WBTV_News/707241274227761153
2016-03-07 - Naked man spotted at gas station in freezing temps near the Cribbs Causeway (Britain), near the coast:
http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Naked-man-spotted-jogging-petrol-station-Cribbs/story-28881440-detail/story.html
http://www.bathchronicle.co.uk/Naked-man-spotted-streaking-Cribbs-Causeway/story-28884137-detail/story.html
http://www.itv.com/news/west/update/2016-03-08/naked-man-is-spotted-jogging-across-petrol-station/
http://www.westerndailypress.co.uk/CCTV-Man-visits-Cribbs-Causeway-petrol-station/story-28884043-detail/story.html
2016-03-07 - Naked man, 35, bangs on doors shortly before midnight, gets threatening, in Southgate area in coastal London (Britain):
http://www.crawleynews.co.uk/Southgate-man-arrested-allegedly-banging-doors/story-28882169-detail/story.html
Quote: "A man was arrested after allegedly banging on people’s doors and shouting in the street while naked."
2016-03-07 - Naked man jogs down street, tries to get into church, keeps on going, in coastal Sliema on the island of Malta:
http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20160307/local/ooopsexpect-the-unexpected-on-the-front.604914
http://www.maltatoday.com.mt/arts/entertainment/62948/man_arrested_after_naked_jaunt_along_sliema_front
http://www.independent.com.mt/articles/2016-03-07/local-news/Watch-Man-walking-naked-in-St-Julian-s-caught-by-police-6736154468
Note: Notice the location of these events: near the Gulf of Mexico, near the Umatilla River, near a causeway near the coast, in a coastal city, and in a coastal city on an island. That's no coincidence, but people in non-coastal areas are affected sometimes too, since gas does blow onward with the wind. You're just MORE likely to go insane or drop dead in or near coastal areas, but you're not safe anywhere...
2016-03-08 - Naked man found eating grass in Loves Park (Illinois):
http://rockfordscanner.com/2016/03/08/naked-man-eating-grass-in-loves-park/
Quote: "When officers arrived on scene they located the subject and he was eating grass. They requested medical to the scene."
2016-03-08 - Man, 42, runs around naked just before midnight in neighborhood in Springfield (Ohio):
http://abc22now.com/news/local/police-arrest-springfield-man-for-running-naked-in-the-street
2016-03-08 - Naked man walks around in freezing temps in the snow in Kazakhstan:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/naked-man-spotted-wandering-snow-7515020
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/499785/naked-man-filmed-walking-streets-Kazakhstan-viral-video
2016-03-09 - Naked man found near forest preserve in Rockford (Illinois), near the Rock River:
http://rockfordscanner.com/2016/03/09/another-naked-man-call-on-scanner/
Quote: "Just before noon today officers were dispatched to the area of Kilbuck Forest Preserve near S Bend Rd. Scanner traffic is saying there is a man walking around the area naked."
Note: The URL says 'another' because the day prior in Loves Park, near Rockford, another naked man was found eating grass, mentioned in the 2016-03-08 update...
2016-03-09 - Naked man breaks into restaurant and drops dead, in Vancouver (Washington):
http://www.kptv.com/story/31429241/man-found-dead-in-kitchen-of-vancouver-restaurant
http://www.columbian.com/news/2016/mar/09/body-found-at-orchards-chinese-restaurant/
http://koin.com/2016/03/09/body-found-inside-vancouver-chinese-restaurant/
http://nvs24.com/news/world/Naked-body-found-at-Orchards-Chinese-restaurant-4137364.html
http://www.kgw.com/news/local/vancouver/man-found-dead-in-vancouver-restaurant/74900780
2016-03-10 - Naked man, 37, says he's a werewolf and goes on rampage at 3 AM, in Kladno (Czech Republic):
http://www.praguepost.com/czech-news/52269-naked-man-goes-on-night-rampage-in-kladno
http://tn.nova.cz/clanek/video-sileny-nahac-se-vrhnul-na-policejni-auto-rozbil-sklo-a-rval-se.html
http://www.expats.cz/prague/article/weekly-czech-news/kladno-man-goes-on-naked-rampage-claims-he-is-werewolf/
http://news.usa.extra.hu/latest/naked-man-who-thinks-hes-a-werewolf-smashes-cars-and-brawls-with-police-in-rampage
http://nvs24.com/news/world/Naked-man-who-thinks-hes-a-WEREWOLF-smashes-cars-and-brawls-with-police-in-RAMPAGE-4204328.html
http://naijaknow.com/naked-man-goes-on-a-rampage-night-kladno/
2016-03-11 - Naked man, 24, jumps off third-floor balcony at motel, goes on rampage, in York County (Pennsylvania):
http://www.wgal.com/news/naked-man-jumps-from-third-floor-of-york-county-motel/38478964
http://www.ydr.com/story/news/2016/03/11/naked-york-man-jumps-motel-balcony/81677280/
http://fox43.com/2016/03/11/rampaging-naked-man-taken-into-custody-at-gunpoint/
http://local21news.com/news/local/police-naked-man-jumps-from-motel-balcony-causes-scene-at-sheetz
http://abc27.com/2016/03/11/naked-york-man-arrested-for-balcony-fall-store-chaos/
http://www.pennlive.com/news/2016/03/naked_man_motel_6_sheetz.html
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/WGAL/708638447133589504
2016-03-11 - Naked man, 31, found running around neighborhood at 4:30 AM in coastal Costa Mesa (Caifornia):
http://www.latimes.com/socal/daily-pilot/news/tn-dpt-me-0312-naked-man-20160311-story.html
2016-03-12 - Naked man attacks girlfriend with toilet cistern in coastal Kowloon Bay, Hong Kong (China):
http://hongkonginformer.com/113969/naked-man-arrested-after-toilet-cistern-attack/
http://www.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/law-crime/article/1924024/naked-man-arrested-after-toilet-cistern-attack
http://article.wn.com/view/2016/03/12/Naked_man_arrested_after_toilet_cistern_attack/
http://www.onenewspage.com/n/Asia-Pacific/759jtku2i/Naked-man-arrested-after-toilet-cistern-attack.htm
Quote: "A naked local man was arrested after allegedly wounding his girlfriend with a toilet cistern in Kowloon Bay, the third similar case in a week."
2016-03-13 - Man robs place, strips naked, rolls around on the ground, gets captured, in Diamond Bar (California):
http://patch.com/california/diamondbar-walnut/naked-man-arrested-suspected-robbery-diamond-bar
http://www.onenewspage.com/n/US/759jtlu3w/Naked-Man-Arrested-in-Suspected-Robbery-in-Diamond.htm
2016-03-14 - Naked man, 50, steals cigarettes, gets caught, on Donaldson Drive in Paston, Peterborough (Britain):
http://www.briefreport.co.uk/news/naked-man-snatches-cigarettes-in-bizarre-peterborough-theft-3997903.html
http://www.archyuk.com/peterborough-man-arrested-on-suspicion-of-committing-naked-shop-peterborough-telegraph/
http://www.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/news/latest-news/peterborough-man-arrested-on-suspicion-of-committing-naked-shop-theft-1-7277365
http://uklocal.net/video-naked-man-snatches-cigarettes-in-bizarre-peterborough-theft-peterborough-telegraph/
2016-03-18 - Man, 19, enters woman's home, strips naked, grabs her, in Sedro-Woolley (Washington), near the Skagit River:
http://myinforms.com/en/a/27733578-lyman-man-reportedly-enters-home-gets-naked-and-grabs-woman/
http://www.goskagit.com/all_access/lyman-man-reportedly-enters-home-gets-naked-and-grabs-woman/article_3e49a8fb-f054-54a1-bb49-e7bd00a26e1e.html
2016-03-20 - Naked man, 18, attacks drivers at 6:45 AM on Highway 441 in Appleton (Wisconsin), near the Fox River:
http://www.wisn.com/news/cops-subdue-naked-man-attacking-drivers/38615024
http://www.tmj4.com/news/local-news/police-subdue-naked-man-attacking-drivers-in-appleton
http://www.postcrescent.com/story/news/local/2016/03/20/police-naked-man-walking-state-441/82050178/
http://fox11online.com/news/local/fox-cities/naked-man-arrested-on-highway-441
http://wbay.com/2016/03/20/naked-man-arrested-on-highway-441-woman-injured/
http://fox6now.com/2016/03/20/appleton-police-subdue-naked-man-attacking-drivers-on-highway-441/
http://www.startribune.com/police-subdue-naked-man-attacking-drivers-on-wisconsin-road/372860501/
http://www.jsonline.com/news/crime/naked-man-arrested-after-attacking-drivers-in-appleton-b99691146z1-372862161.html
http://www.cbs58.com/story/31522363/naked-man-tased-and-arrested-after-walking-on-wisconsin-highway
http://www.wearegreenbay.com/news/local-news/appleton-police-called-for-report-of-naked-man-in-roadway
http://myinforms.com/en/a/27882391-police-subdue-naked-man-attacking-drivers/
http://www.nbc26.com/news/naked-man-prompts-multiple-911-calls
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/KING5Seattle/711824745642266624
2016-03-20 - Naked man, 26, crashes pickup into creek, found walking down highway, near Moberly (Missouri):
http://www.columbiatribune.com/news/crime/deputies-arrest-naked-man-found-near-highway/article_6bdb1ddd-dbc9-5f52-b58d-3b10ab168ca3.html
2016-03-21 - Naked man, 20s, brandishes pitchfork, motorcycle crashes separately, within 15 minutes, in coastal Plymouth (Britain):
http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Police-called-naked-man-wielding-pitchfork-car/story-28964289-detail/story.html
Quote: "Several frantic 999 calls were made in the space of 15 minutes this afternoon between 2pm and 2.15pm. The first involved reports of a naked man aged in his 20s running towards Ponsonby Road, just off busy Alma Road. A few minutes later another 999 call was made reporting a man wielding a pitchfork on the same road. At 2.10pm, police were then called again – this time to allegations that a motorcyclist on a red Ducati had been involved in a crash with a blue Aixam."
2016-03-22 - Naked man, 31, crashes car into other cars, then flees, captured, in Donna (Texas):
http://www.valleymorningstar.com/news/local_news/article_4376378a-f09d-11e5-b85b-3343bb7fccf5.html
http://myinforms.com/en-us/a/28096697-naked-man-causes-three-vehicle-pileup/
http://www.foxrio2.com/naked-man-causes-three-vehicle-pileup/
http://www.navbug.com/article159677050/edinburg_man_fled_scene_naked_after_hit_and_run_crash_monitor.htm
http://www.onenewspage.com/video/20160322/4100757/Naked-Man-Causes-Car-Crash-in-Donna.htm
Quote: "A naked man suspected of causing a three-vehicle crash was apprehended yesterday and taken to the hospital along with four people who were in the other cars, according Texas Department of Public Safety spokesman Sgt. Juan Hernandez."
2016-03-22 - Man, 25, attacks cars with pickaxe, threatens cops, gets shot dead, in coastal Palmetto Bay (Florida):
http://www.wsvn.com/story/31544100/police-officers-forced-to-fire-at-pick-axe-wielding-man
2016-03-22 - Man climbs iconic sequoia tree and throws stuff at people, in coastal Seattle (Washington):
http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched
http://www.king5.com/news/nation-now/man-in-tree-shuts-down-downtown-seattle-traffic-1/98125291
http://www.wkyc.com/news/nation-now/man-in-tree-shuts-down-downtown-seattle-traffic/98125168
http://www.nwcn.com/news/nation-now/man-in-tree-shuts-down-downtown-seattle-traffic-2/98125883
Quote: "A KOMO news team at the scene said the man is clearly agitated, shouting and 'flipping the bird' at spectators."
Quote: "While climbing a tree and throwing things at passerby's wouldn't occur to most people, a similar incident happened in Louisiana in March. Louisiana police responded to a welfare call after people reported seeing a naked man in a tree, who was screaming and throwing things at cars and people passing by."
2016-03-25 - Man goes berserk, makes threats, yells, screams, at airport in Lewiston (Idaho):
http://www.khq.com/story/31569397/police-arrest-out-of-control-man-at-nez-perce-county-airport
Quote: "Rhodes was yelling and screaming and police say he was acting extremely irrational. Officers tried to reason with Rhodes and determine what was going on, but he would not calm down. Rhodes was eventually placed under arrest for disturbing the peace."
2016-03-26 - Naked man, 37, found in the middle of road at 4 AM on Highway 36 in Cameron (Texas):
http://www.kxxv.com/story/31572336/naked-man-tased-on-highway-36
http://snewsi.com/id/16129551480/Naked-man-tased-on-Highway-36
http://www.kbtx.com/content/news/373729111.html
http://myb106.com/naked-man-tased-an-arrested-in-central-texas/
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/KBTXNews/714483449382309889
2016-03-27 - Naked man, 42, armed with knife talks to nonexistent people, acts irrational, gets tased, in coastal Barnstable (Massachusetts):
http://www.capecodtimes.com/news/20160327/naked-man-with-knife-subdued-by-barnstable-police
http://www.vivalanka.com/newspage/2122185ai-naked-man-knife-subdued-barnstable-police
http://www.capecod.com/newscenter/knife-wielding-naked-man-subdued-by-barnstable-police/
http://www.southcoasttoday.com/article/20160328/NEWS/160329436
http://capecoddaily.com/news/199514/
Quote: "Barnstable police Sgt. Sean Sweeney said officers were called at about 7 a.m. to a home off Sandy Neck Road after the home's occupants called 911 and said their 42-year-old son was acting irrationally. 'The father told officers he was acting completely irrational,' Sweeney said. 'He was talking to someone, but it wasn't them.'"
Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area...
2016-03-27 - Two naked men, 19 and 20, go on rampage and destroy stuff in coastal Port Macquarie (Australia):
http://www.mygc.com.au/naked-men-cause-30000-in-damage-during-bizarre-rampage-in-nsw/
Quote: "Two men have been arrested and charged after allegedly causing up to $30,000 in property damage during a bizarre naked rampage through Port Macquarie. The two men are alleged to have maliciously damaged several vehicles and boom gates at a caravan park on Munster Street, approached a number of women while naked and committed numerous vulgar acts on various objects on Clarence Street early Easter morning."
2016-03-29 - Naked man walks around shouting 'Jesus is coming!' in West Bradford Township (Pennsylvania):
http://www.pennlive.com/news/2016/03/state_police_looking_for_naked.html
http://www.dailylocal.com/article/DL/20160330/NEWS/160339981
http://www.pressreader.com/usa/daily-local-news-west-chester-pa/20160331/281582354768688/textview
http://us.geosnews.com/p/us/pa/philadelphia-county/philadelphia/police-naked-man-from-downingtown-walks-along-strasburg-road-in-west-bradford_4027935
Quote: "State police in Chester County are searching for a naked man they say was walking around and shouting "Jesus is coming" earlier this month. The incident occurred just before 5 p.m. on March 8 near the intersection of Stargazer Road and Strasburg Road in West Bradford Township, police said."
2016-03-29 - Naked man runs around, gets arrested, in Roanoke (Virginia):
http://wsls.com/2016/03/30/naked-man-causes-stir-during-rush-hour-in-roanoke/
http://wjhl.com/2016/04/01/naked-man-causes-stir-during-rush-hour-in-roanoke/
2016-03-31 - Man, 40, strips naked at 5:20 AM, acts strangely, goes into cardiac arrest, resuscitated, in Manchester (Connecticut):
http://www.courant.com/community/manchester/hc-manchester-naked-cardiac-0331-2-20160330-story.html
http://www.journalinquirer.com/crime_and_courts/police-aid-in-saving-life-of-disturbed-man-following-heart/article_f14a5a1e-f74e-11e5-abf4-df5242f0f7bc.html
Quote: "Four police officers helped saved the life of a man who had stripped naked and was acting strangely before he went into cardiac arrest, police said Wednesday. On Saturday at about 5:20 a.m., a woman called police because her 40-year-old son was behaving erratically and talking nonsense, police spokesman Capt. Christopher Davis said. When officers arrived at the Olcott Street apartment, they found the man naked, on his hands and knees and apparently hallucinating, Davis said."
Quote: "After he was cuffed, however, the man suddenly stopped resisting and became quiet. Officers could not find a pulse. Realizing that he had gone into cardiac arrest, they performed cardiopulmonary resuscitation until firefighters and medics with the Ambulance Service of Manchester relieved them, Davis said."
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