Event Update For 2016-03-23

http://jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com/2012/02/jumping-jack-flash-hypothesis-its-gas.html

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Fires And Explosions

2016-03-23 - Mysterious explosion shakes homes and alarms people in Buncombe County (North Carolina):
http://wlos.com/news/local/multiple-reports-of-mysterious-boom-in-buncombe-county
http://www.sott.net/article/315160-Multiple-reports-of-loud-boom-in-Buncombe-County-North-Carolina

Quote: "Weaverville Police Department said because authorities could not find a cause, it suggests the sound was from some sort of seismic activity."

Quote: "The U.S. Geological Survey has not reported any earthquakes on its website at this time."

Note: They couldn't find any evidence on the ground of an explosion, so they thought it was seismic. But USGS ruled out anything seismic. So what does that leave? An atmospheric explosion, high enough off the ground that it didn't damage anything and didn't shake the ground...

2016-03-23 - Landfill continues burning in coastal Mumbai (India):
http://www.latimes.com/world/asia/la-fg-india-trash-fire-20160323-story.html
http://www.hindustantimes.com/mumbai/5-days-on-fire-rages-on-at-deonar-landfill/story-gksLECAeIC6IRTeBwgGBoK.html
http://snewsi.com/id/16129392967/18-stories-high-and-still-burning-fire-at-landfill-exposes-Indiaand-039-s-growing-trash-crisis
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/18-stories-high-and-still-burning-fire-at-landfill-exposes-india%E2%80%99s-growing-trash-crisis/ar-BBqQkat

2016-03-23 - Landfill erupts in flame in Moultrie (Georgia):
http://www.moultrieobserver.com/news/local_news/fire-closes-landfill-facility/article_ca76591a-f13b-11e5-a63d-6f844e5e404c.html
http://www.moultrieobserver.com/news/local_news/fire-at-landfill-under-investigation/article_581d52b2-f152-11e5-a72a-67631c15f997.html

2016-03-23 - Landfill hit by fire on North River Road in Kentville (Canada), near the coast:
http://www.680news.com/2016/03/24/crews-battle-fire-in-massive-mountain-of-construction-debris-in-nova-scotia/
http://thechronicleherald.ca/novascotia/1351525-excavators-brought-in-to-fight-kings-county-dump-fire

2016-03-23 - Recycling center hit by fire twice in three days in Jersey City (New Jersey):
http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2016/03/second_fire_in_three_days_at_reliable_recycling_ya.html
http://www.nj.com/jjournal-news/index.ssf/2016/03/2_fires_in_3_days_at_recycling.html
http://nvs24.com/news/local/Second-fire-in-three-days-at-Reliable-Recycling-yard-in-Jersey-City-4412741.html
http://www.ooyuz.com/geturl?aid=10940664

Quote: "The fire today was just a few yards from a two-alarm blaze Monday morning that started among stacked wooden pallets. Two propane tanks exploded and were propelled some 300 feet in the fire Monday."

Note: From the full hypothesis: "Trash-related facilities such as recycling centers and landfills will burn hard too, as hydrogen sulfide is absorbed into flammable absorbent materials like wood, paper, cardboard, straw, hay, dried brush, generic trash, clothing, cotton, wool."

2016-03-23 - Massive brush fire rages out of control, burns 620+ square miles, in Kansas and Oklahoma:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/database/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=WF-20160323-52636-USA
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/latest-kansas-crews-battle-30-40-mile-fire-37893386
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/03/24/crews-bringing-wildfires-in-kansas-oklahoma-under-control.html
http://www.wdtimes.com/news/national/article_35de0a78-2f77-51e4-a58a-6351bfd4e302.html
http://www.newstribune.com/news/2016/mar/24/smoke-kansas-wildfires-drifts-across-mo/
http://www.sott.net/article/315122-Wildfires-burn-across-thousands-of-acres-from-Kansas-to-Oklahoma
http://fox2now.com/2016/03/24/smell-smoke-cold-front-pulling-odor-to-st-louis-from-western-grass-fires/
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/metro/smoke-smell-in-st-louis-blamed-on-large-wildfires-in/article_5fe9a2e0-9341-58ad-aef9-1765aec96b24.html

Quote: "Strong winds have thwarted efforts to contain a wildfire that has burned 620 square miles of rural land in Oklahoma and Kansas, and it's now approaching populated areas."

Quote: "Gov. Sam Brownback has declared a state of disaster emergency for part of south-central Kansas threatened by a wildfire."

Note: Smoke from this fire is getting all the way to me on the other side of Missouri! I can't recall that ever happening before. I'm gonna call this the first 'megafire' in the United States this year...
 

2016-03-23 - Home explodes and burns in St Thomas on the island of Barbados, 1 injured:
http://www.nationnews.com/nationnews/news/79293/explosion-leaves-injured
http://www.nationnews.com/nationnews/news/79295/origin-explosion-unknown

Note: This is the 84th residential explosion in 2016...

2016-03-23 - Barn explodes and burns at 11 PM at home, ignites home, in Wood County (Ohio):
http://www.13abc.com/home/headlines/Barn-fire-spreads-to-home-373188251.html

Quote: "It happened in the 2200 block of North Dixie Highway around 11:00 p.m. Tuesday. Witnesses said they heard an explosion and then saw the barn go up in flames. By the time firefighters arrived, the fire spread to the back part of the house."

2016-03-23 - Medical helicopter hit by smoke, makes emergency landing in Rancho Cordova (California):
http://www.ktvn.com/story/31552298/care-flight-helicopter-makes-emergency-landing
http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/crime/article67910862.html
http://www.kcra.com/news/local-news/news-sacramento/medical-copter-transporting-toddler-makes-emergency-landing-in-rancho-cordova/38664918

Quote: "According to the Metro Fire Public Information Officer, a Care Flight helicopter had to make an emergency landing this evening due to smoke in the helicopter."

Note: This is the 32nd aircraft to smoke/burn/explode in 2016...

2016-03-23 - Boat bursts into flame at marina in Blythe (California), 2 injured:
http://paloverdevalleytimes.com/Main.asp?SectionID=1&SubSectionID=1&ArticleID=22828

Quote: "Two people were injured after a boat caught fire in the Quechan Marina."

2016-03-23 - Boat and grass burn in Anderson County near Centerville (South Carolina):
http://wspa.com/2016/03/23/anderson-firefighters-put-out-boat-fire/

2016-03-23 - Boat bursts into flame in harbor in the Maldive Islands:
http://english.sun.mv/36808

Quote: "March 23, 2016 MNDF has extinguished the fire on the boat in the Male lagoon towards the Kalhuthukalaa Koshi."

Note: These are the 662nd, 663rd and 664th boats or ships to burn in 2016...

2016-03-23 - Band tour bus bursts into flame at 4 AM on I-5 near coastal Oceanside (California):
http://www.savingcountrymusic.com/reverend-horton-heats-bus-catches-on-fire/
http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/2016/mar/23/horton-heat-bus-freeway-fire/
http://fox5sandiego.com/2016/03/23/rock-band-to-play-belly-up-despite-tour-bus-disaster/
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/blogs/sounddiego/Bands-Bus-Catches-Fire-in-Oceanside-373248581.html
http://patch.com/california/oceanside-camppendleton/rockabilly-bands-bus-catches-fire-i-5-north-county
http://timesofsandiego.com/crime/2016/03/23/tour-bus-carrying-rockabilly-band-the-reverend-horton-heatcatches-fire-near-pendleton/
http://www.seasidecourier.com/news/reverend-horton-heat-tour-bus-catches-fire-on-north-county/article_2d122bd8-f12f-11e5-8097-6b19ccfc2647.html

Quote: "Members of rockabilly band Reverend Horton Heat scrambled off their tour bus when it caught fire along Interstate 5 north of Oceanside early Wednesday."

2016-03-23 - Transit bus bursts into flame, woman loses consciousness, on Ridgeway Street in Jackson (Mississippi):
http://wjtv.com/2016/03/23/jatran-bus-catches-on-fire/

Quote: "Strong fumes caused one woman to pass out. She was taken to the hospital by ambulance."

Note: These are the 218th and 219th buses to burn in 2016...

2016-03-23 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame at 3:20 AM while parked at home on Camp Creek Road in Montesano (Washington):
http://www.kxro.com/log-truck-fire-threatens-home/
http://kbkw.com/log-truck-catches-fire-near-east-montesano-home/
http://thedailyworld.com/news/local/semi-and-trailer-catch-fire-montesano
http://us.geosnews.com/p/us/wa/grays-harbor-county/aberdeen/semi-and-trailer-catch-fire-in-montesano_3923953

2016-03-23 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame at 2:30 AM on the Lynchburg Expressway in Lynchburg (Virginia):
http://wset.com/news/local/tractor-trailer-fire-on-lynchburg-expressway

2016-03-23 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on I-91 in Wallingford (Connecticut):
http://www.myrecordjournal.com/wallingford/wallingfordnews/8622965-129/tractor-trailer-fire-on-i-91-in-wallingford.html
http://www.navbug.com/article159963982/tractor_trailer_fire_on_i_91_in_wallingford_slows_traffic.htm

2016-03-23 - Tractor and buildings go up in flames near Great Bend (Kansas), two grass fires too:
http://www.kwch.com/news/local-news/crews-battle-multiple-fires-in-barton-county/38659506

Quote: "A call of the first fire was placed to the Great Bend Fire Department at 2:30 p.m. The fire was two miles north of Great Bend. When firefighters arrived, they could see several structures on fire, grass, large pieces of wood and a tractor."

2016-03-23 - In separate incidents, tractor trailer and SUV bursts into flame on the Gold Coast (Australia):
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/car-bursts-into-flames-on-pacific-motorway-20160323-gnpc4d.html
http://www.goldcoastbulletin.com.au/news/traffic-reports/a-car-has-burst-into-flames-on-the-m1-travelling-northbound-causing-lengthy-delays/news-story/3f4b301917dba74b4cdf61b7f1d93445

Quote: "A luxury car has exploded in flames on the Pacific Motorway on the Gold Coast. Passersby captured pictures and video of the dramatic scene, in which the Mercedes-Benz four-wheel-drive was destroyed."

Quote: "Meanwhile, the Queensland Police Service has advised a trailer has also caught fire on the Bruce Highway south bound at Glenwood, north of Gympie."

2016-03-23 - Tractor bursts into flame on St Bartholomews Way in Melton (Britain):
http://www.meltontimes.co.uk/news/local/melton-firefighters-tackle-tractor-blaze-1-7292395
http://www.briefreport.co.uk/news/melton-firefighters-tackle-tractor-blaze-4022877.html

Note: These are the 539th, 540th, 541st, 542nd, 543rd and 544th tractors/tankers/semis to burn in 2016...

2016-03-23 - Flatbed truck bursts into flame on Greenup-Limevale Road at Kalamunda, near Inglewood (Australia):
http://www.thechronicle.com.au/news/fire-crews-battling-raging-truck-fire/2974563/
http://myinforms.com/en/a/28099168-fire-crews-battling-raging-truck-fire/

2016-03-23 - Van bursts into flame on I-95 south in Chesterfield County (Virginia):
http://wtvr.com/2016/03/23/vehicle-fire-closes-2-lanes-causes-backup-on-i-95-south-in-chesterfield/
http://www.richmond.com/news/local/traffic/article_82282b72-f13e-11e5-a49c-1b0ddbe240d2.html
http://richmond.suntimes.com/rich-news/7/140/272047/2-lanes-reopen-after-vehicle-fire-on-i-95-south-in-chesterfield

2016-03-23 - Van bursts into flame on Roman Bank in coastal Skegness (Britain):
http://www.skegnessstandard.co.uk/news/local/fire-damage-to-van-engine-in-skegness-1-7292127
http://www.briefreport.co.uk/news/fire-damage-to-van-engine-in-skegness-4022580.html

2016-03-23 - Van bursts into flame at 6:46 AM on the M40 near Beaconsfield (Britain), 1 lightly injured:
http://www.bucksfreepress.co.uk/news/14377776.Man_suffers_burns_in_motorway_van_fire/

2016-03-23 - Van bursts into flame on the A55 near Caerwys (Britain):
http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/local-news/recap-a55-van-fire-closes-11087936

2016-03-23 - Van bursts into flame on Worcester Road in Stourport-on-Severn (Britain), near the River Severn:
http://www.kidderminstershuttle.co.uk/news/14377644.display/
http://www.kidderminstershuttle.co.uk/news/14381113.display/
http://worcestershire.localroundup.co.uk/article/1771755/van-fire-in-stourport/

2016-03-23 - SUV bursts into flame on US 101 in coastal Oxnard (California):
http://www.navbug.com/article159870891/car_fire_snarls_traffic_on_highway_101_in_oxnard.htm
http://www.vcstar.com/news/local/oxnard/car-fire-snarls-traffic-on-highway-101-in-oxnard-2eb78456-18ba-2414-e053-0100007f13ac-373234571.html

2016-03-23 - Pickup truck bursts into flame at intersection in Union (Missouri):
http://www.emissourian.com/local_news/union/downtown-car-fire/article_fa35f664-f150-11e5-b1dd-77b27adc22a6.html

2016-03-23 - Pickup truck bursts into flame on highway in Topeka (Kansas):
http://www.wibw.com/content/news/Rush-hour-truck-fire-closes-portion-of-I-70I-470-interchange-373289621.html
http://cjonline.com/news/2016-03-23/truck-fire-stalls-i-70-briefly-wednesday-evening

2016-03-23 - Car bursts into flame while parked at home, fire spreads to garage, in Poughkeepsie (New York):
http://www.poughkeepsiejournal.com/story/news/2016/03/23/six-people-displaced-after-fire-spreads-car-garage/82191090/
http://hudsonvalleynewsnetwork.com/2016/03/23/6-displaced-vehicle-fire-spread-residence/
http://myinforms.com/en/a/28219259-6-displaced-when-vehicle-fire-spread-to-residence/

2016-03-23 - Car bursts into flame on Paradise Valley Road near tunnel in Monroe County (Pennsylvania):
http://www.poconorecord.com/article/20160323/NEWS/160329859

2016-03-23 - Car bursts into flame on West 4th Street in Sioux City (Iowa):
http://www.ktiv.com/story/31553052/2016/03/23/firefighters-battle-snow-high-winds-to-put-out-car-fire

2016-03-23 - Car bursts into flame on Seton Drive in Cumberland (Maryland):
http://cumberlandsmagic.com/no-one-injured-in-car-fire/

2016-03-23 - Car bursts into flame while parked in garage at home on Riverlinks Drive in Clarkson (Australia), near the coast:
http://www.globalheadlines.uk/news/12783570/Police-investigate-Clarkson-car-fire.html
http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/police-investigate-suspicious-car-fire-in-clarkson-garage/news-story/c44101cad8c7fde249f23ad877dea243

2016-03-23 - Car bursts into flame at Oasis Shopping Centre in Palmerston (Australia), near the coast:
http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/car-catches-fire-in-shopping-centre-car-park/news-story/71155b2ccf15e5ff6132b82a7e9df115
http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-territory/car-catches-fire-in-shopping-centre-car-park/news-story/71155b2ccf15e5ff6132b82a7e9df115

2016-03-23 - Car bursts into flame on Triq Ferrovija in Hamrun on the island of Malta:
http://www.independent.com.mt/articles/2016-03-23/local-news/Car-catches-fire-in-Hamrun-nobody-injured-6736155332

2016-03-23 - Car bursts into flame while parked at grocery store on Greyhound Way in coastal Southend-on-Sea (Britain):
http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/local_news/14379100.Fire_crew_tackle_car_fire/
http://www.maldonandburnhamstandard.co.uk/news/south_essex_news/14379100.Fire_crew_tackle_car_fire/
http://myinforms.com/en-gb/a/28175862-firecrew-tackle-car-fire/

2016-03-23 - Car bursts into flame on Oban Court in Slough (Britain):
http://www.sloughexpress.co.uk/News/All-Areas/Slough/Firefighters-tackle-car-blaze-in-Slough-23032016.htm

2016-03-23 - Car bursts into flame on Pembroke Road in Bemerton Heath (Britain):
http://www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/14378786.Car_fire_in_Bemerton_Heath/
http://www.newslocker.com/en-uk/region/bath-and-north-east-somerset/car-fire-in-bemerton-heath/

2016-03-23 - Vehicle bursts into flame in auto shop, fire spreads to shop, on Cock Bank in Whittlesey (Britain), 1 injured:
http://www.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/news/latest-news/man-hospitalised-after-serious-fire-at-whittlesey-car-business-1-7291849

2016-03-23 - Skid steer bursts into flame while parked in shed in the Town of Sheboygan Falls (Wisconsin):
http://www.sheboyganpress.com/story/news/2016/03/23/firefighters-extinguish-machine-shed-fire/82179794/

2016-03-23 - Pickup truck and shed destroyed by fire before 1 AM in Portage (Michigan):
http://wkzo.com/news/articles/2016/mar/23/suspicious-truck-and-shed-fire-under-investigation-in-portage/

2016-03-23 - Vehicles and garage destroyed by fire at home in Hankinson (North Dakota), 1 injured:
http://www.inforum.com/news/3993272-man-injured-hankinson-garage-fire

2016-03-23 - Car, barn and mobile home destroyed by fire in Athens (Georgia):
http://www.enewscourier.com/news/fire-destroys-piney-chapel-property/article_dcb68eb6-f13f-11e5-ac41-6f3cbb567012.html

Quote: "A News Courier reporter on scene said nothing but rubble remained of the house, barn and car while firefighters extinguished hot spots."

2016-03-23 - Car and garage destroyed by fire at 4:34 AM at home in Basildon (Britain):
http://www.essex-fire.gov.uk/incidents/i5609/

2016-03-23 - Barn destroyed by fire at 12:30 AM in Dracut (Massachusetts):
http://www.wmur.com/news/flames-from-massachusetts-barn-fire-visibile-miles-away/38655610
http://www.lowellsun.com/news/ci_29674898/early-morning-barn-fire-dracut-not-suspicious
http://nvs24.com/news/local/Flames-from-barn-fire-visibile-miles-away-4411642.html
http://myinforms.com/en/a/28178550-flames-from-barn-fire-visibile-miles-away/

2016-03-23 - Barn destroyed by fire at 1:30 AM in Pitsburg (Ohio):
http://www.whio.com/news/news/local/2-alarm-barn-fire-reported-in-darke-county/nqqss/
http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/news/local/2-alarm-barn-fire-reported-in-darke-county/nqqss/
http://www.earlybirdpaper.com/local-barn-destroyed-overnight-blaze/
http://myinforms.com/en/a/28109855-2-alarm-fire-destroys-barn-in-darke-county/
http://www.wopular.com/2-alarm-barn-fire-reported-darke-county

2016-03-23 - Barn destroyed by fire on Pete Felton Road in Sparta (Tennessee):
http://spartalive.com/firefighters-respond-to-pete-felton-road-barn-fire/

2016-03-23 - Barn damaged by fire in Codorus Township (Pennsylvania):
http://www.ydr.com/story/news/2016/03/23/barn-fire-reported-codorus-twp/82181254/

Quote: "Firefighters were also battling a two-alarm fire in Paradise Township around the same time Wednesday."

2016-03-23 - Barn damaged by fire in Mark Cross, East Sussex (Britain):
http://www.courier.co.uk/Barn-Mark-Cross-East-Sussex/story-28979246-detail/story.html
http://www.sussexexpress.co.uk/news/county-news/breaking-crews-tackling-fire-at-animal-barn-1-7292724

2016-03-23 - Brush fire destroys 3 buildings at lumber yard in Greenbrier (Tennessee):
http://wkrn.com/2016/03/22/huge-brush-fire-consumes-acres-of-land-in-robertson-county/

2016-03-23 - Brush fire breaks out on island in the James River near Richmond (Virginia):
http://www.richmond.com/news/local/article_e87f3623-889c-5673-994f-1a7e7a4c4a57.html
http://www.nbc12.com/story/31552053/brush-fire-continues-to-burn-on-belle-isle-firefighter-injured
http://wric.com/2016/03/23/crews-suspend-fight-against-brush-fire-on-belle-isle-1-firefighter-injured/

Quote: "Richmond firefighters attempted to douse a brush fire off Belle Isle late Wednesday but decided to let the blaze burn itself out as conditions posed no hazard to the main part of the island but could have been a risk to firefighters..."

2016-03-23 - Brush fire shuts down Highway 45 near Awendaw (South Carolina):
http://abcnews4.com/news/local/highway-45-in-awendaw-closed-due-to-brush-fire

2016-03-23 - Brush fire closes Highway 190 in coastal Kona (Hawaii):
http://www.hawaiitribune-herald.com/news/local-news/brush-fire-closes-highway-190
http://www.westhawaiitoday.com/news/local-news/brush-fire-closes-highway-190-north-kona
http://www.westhawaiitoday.com/news/local-news/brush-fire-scorches-833-acres-north-kona-highway-190-remains-closed

2016-03-23 - Moor fire breaks out in South Molton (Britain):
http://www.dsfire.gov.uk/News/Newsdesk/IncidentDetail.cfm?IncidentID=36518&siteCategoryId=3&T1ID=26&T2ID=41

2016-03-23 - Moor fire breaks out in Oare, Lynton (Britain):
http://www.dsfire.gov.uk/News/Newsdesk/IncidentDetail.cfm?IncidentID=36516&siteCategoryId=3&T1ID=26&T2ID=41

2016-03-23 - Gorse fire burns at Dead Womans Ditch in Over Stowey, Bridgwater (Britain):
http://www.dsfire.gov.uk/News/Newsdesk/IncidentDetail.cfm?IncidentID=36521&siteCategoryId=3&T1ID=26&T2ID=41

2016-03-23 - Mulch fire breaks out in the wee hours in Miramar (Florida), near the coast:
http://www.local10.com/news/firefighters-work-to-contain-mulch-fire-in-miramar-03-23-16

2016-03-23 - Thirty tons of rubbish goes up in flames at industrial site in coastal Erith (Britain):
http://www.london-fire.gov.uk/LatestIncidentsContainer_Erith23march16.asp

2016-03-23 - Garbage bursts into flame in garbage truck at Pinch Brook Golf Course in Florham Park (New Jersey):
http://www.newjerseyhills.com/florham_park_eagle/news/garbage-truck-fire-extinguished-in-florham-park/article_19511f26-3af8-50ce-8411-02cf50b4050c.html

2016-03-23 - Foam insulation business heavily damaged by fire in Kearny Mesa, San Diego (California), near the coast:
http://www.10news.com/news/crews-battle-two-alarm-fire-in-kearny-mesa-032316
http://www.cw6sandiego.com/2-alarm-fire-at-kearny-mesa-commercial-building/
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Fire-Sparks-at-Kearny-Mesa-Commercial-Building-373267321.html
http://fox5sandiego.com/2016/03/23/flames-shoot-out-of-building-in-kearny-mesa/

2016-03-23 - Storage facility damaged by fire near I-27 in Lubbock (Texas):
http://lubbockonline.com/filed-online/2016-03-23/lubbock-fire-rescue-responds-storage-unit-fire-near-i-27

2016-03-23 - Restaurant damaged by fire at 4:50 AM in Fayetteville (North Carolina), nobody there:
http://wncn.com/2016/03/23/joes-crab-shack-in-fayetteville-catches-fire/

2016-03-23 - Garage goes up in flames at home in coastal Virginia Beach (Virginia):
http://www.13newsnow.com/news/local/mycity/virginia-beach/garage-fire-sparks-in-virginia-beach/99104424
http://www.13newsnow.com/news/local/fire-contained-to-garage/99188689

2016-03-23 - Garage goes up in flames at 3:20 AM at home in Neenah (Wisconsin):
http://www.postcrescent.com/story/news/local/2016/03/23/morning-fire-damages-neenah-garage/82155520/

2016-03-23 - Home damaged by porch fire in St. Cloud (Minnesota), nobody there:
http://wjon.com/fire-crews-battle-south-st-cloud-blaze/

2016-03-23 - Home damaged by porch fire at 1:30 AM on Woodbridge Avenue in Rotterdam (New York):
http://cbs6albany.com/news/local/rotterdam-home-caught-on-fire

2016-03-23 - Home damaged by fire at 2:25 AM in Bristol (Connecticut):
http://www.courant.com/breaking-news/hc-bristol-house-fire-0324-20160323-story.html
http://www.dailydispatch.com/StateNews/CT/2016/March/23/Investigation.Of.Bristol.House.Fire.Underway.aspx

2016-03-23 - Home damaged by fire just after 6 AM in Portland (Oregon):
http://katu.com/news/local/firefighters-work-to-put-out-se-portland-house-fire-45000-in-damage

2016-03-23 - Home destroyed by fire at 12:35 AM in Oronoco (Minnesota):
http://www.postbulletin.com/news/local/early-morning-fire-destroys-home/article_c671b4b8-06cc-50b5-853c-99cdfaf92698.html

2016-03-23 - Home destroyed by fire at 1:30 AM in Nixa (Missouri):
http://www.ky3.com/news/local/a-nixa-home-is-destroyed-in-an-early-morning-fire/21048998_38649692
http://www.news-leader.com/story/news/local/christian-county/2016/03/23/early-morning-fire-nixa-destroys-home-no-injuries-reported/82155390/

2016-03-23 - Home destroyed by fire in Swannanoa (North Carolina), nobody there:
http://wlos.com/news/local/structure-fire-on-park-ridge-avenue-in-swannanoa

2016-03-23 - Home destroyed by fire in Hollywood Park area in San Antonio (Texas), nobody there:
http://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/fire-crews-battle-flames-at-hollywood-park-home

2016-03-23 - Apartment building heavily damaged by fire in the wee hours in Atlanta (Georgia):
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/atlanta/massive-fire-causing-traffic-delays-in-northeast-atlanta/176052968
http://www.11alive.com/news/fire-evacuates-condo-along-beltline/98012873
http://www.11alive.com/news/fire-evacuates-condo-near-atlanta-beltline/98068618

2016-03-23 - Deadly fire burns home at 6:45 AM in Wayne Township (Ohio), 2 killed:
http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/news/2-children-killed-in-auglaize-county-blaze/nqq9k/
http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2016/03/two_children_killed_in_auglaiz.html
http://wdtn.com/2016/03/23/7-10-year-old-girls-die-in-auglaize-fire/

2016-03-23 - Deadly fire burns home in the east valley in Mesa (Arizona), 1 killed:
http://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/arizona-news/112916737-story

2016-03-23 - Vacant home burns in coastal Gulfport (Mississippi):
http://www.wlox.com/story/31552430/vacant-house-catches-fire-in-gulfport
http://myinforms.com/en/a/28224816-vacant-house-catches-fire-in-gulfport/

2016-03-23 - Vacant home destroyed by fire at 1 AM in coastal Melbourne (Florida):
http://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/2016/03/23/overnight-melbourne-fire-guts-home/82154104/

2016-03-23 - Vacant home destroyed by fire in Steubenville (Ohio):
http://wtov9.com/news/local/fire-levels-home-along-maryland-ave

2016-03-23 - Vacant school building burns in Conewago Township (Pennsylvania):
http://www.ydr.com/story/news/2016/03/23/fire-under-control-old-school-building/82173654/

2016-03-23 - Vacant clubhouse burns at golf course in Largo (Maryland):
http://wjla.com/news/local/fire-breaks-out-inside-clubhouse-golf-course-in-largo
 

2016-03-23 - Gray whale washes ashore dead at beach in Salishan (Oregon):
http://www.thenewsguard.com/news/whale-dead-whale-washes-ashore-at-salishan/article_cf438f0a-f161-11e5-be15-c7a0ba4b6f1c.html
http://www.sott.net/article/315151-Dead-Gray-whale-washes-ashore-at-Salishan-Oregon

2016-03-23 - Baby seals dying hard on the coast in California, 100% mortality rate:
http://robinwestenra.blogspot.co.nz/2016/03/mass-de-off-of-seals-on-california-coast.html

2016-03-23 - Tens of thousands of fish die in lake in coastal Krabi (Thailand):
http://www.phuketgazette.net/phuket-news/Krabi-City-officials-drowning-dead-fish/63500

2016-03-23 - Thousands of tons of oysters in the Mekong Delta (Vietnam):
http://www.xaluan.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1422671
http://translate.google.co.uk/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.xaluan.com%2Fmodules.php%3Fname%3DNews%26file%3Darticle%26sid%3D1422671&edit-text=&act=url
 

2016-03-23 - Woman slumps over dead in car near Lake Rico in Massasoit State Park in Taunton (Massachusetts):
http://wpri.com/2016/03/23/body-found-at-massasoit-state-park-in-taunton/

Quote: "A person walking in the park found the woman in a parked car sometime before 11 a.m., according to the DA’s office. Police were seen processing a grey sedan on the side of the road near Lake Rico, which has since been towed from the scene."

2016-03-23 - Man, 46, found dead in car at apartments in Fitchburg (Wisconsin):
http://www.fox47.com/newsroom/top_stories/videos/madison-man-found-dead-car-fitchburg-identified-8066.shtml

2016-03-23 - Man, 20, volunteer firefighter, goes missing while swimming, next seen dead in the Tar River (North Carolina):
http://wncn.com/2016/03/23/dead-body-found-in-tar-river-in-greenville-officials-say/
http://www.witn.com/home/headlines/Boaters-find-body-in-Tar-River-373246641.html
http://wnct.com/2016/03/23/dead-body-found-in-the-tar-river/

2016-03-23 - Man in his 40s found dead in the Intracoastal Waterway near coastal Figure Eight Island (North Carolina):
http://www.wect.com/story/31550050/body-found-floating-behind-figure-eight-island
http://www.twcnews.com/nc/coastal/news/2016/03/23/man-s-body-found-floating-in-intracoastal-waterway-.html
http://www.wect.com/story/31555543/body-found-in-intracoastal-waterway-near-wilmington
http://www.wmbfnews.com/story/31555543/body-found-in-intracoastal-waterway-near-wilmington
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article67954527.html

2016-03-23 - Woman, 40s or 50s, found dead on the banks of the Tennessee River in Marion County (Tennessee):
http://newschannel9.com/news/local/body-found-on-the-tennessee-river
http://www.wrcbtv.com/story/31551174/womans-body-found-in-marion-county
http://www.timesfreepress.com/news/local/story/2016/mar/23/womans-body-found-bank-tennessee-river-marion-county/356837/

2016-03-23 - Girl, 16, found dead in swimming pool at home in DeLand (Florida):
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/teen-drowns-at-friends-home-lake-county-deputies-say
http://www.thefloridanewsjournal.com/2016/03/24/teen-found-dead-bottom-lake-county-pool
http://www.wftv.com/news/local/deputies-16-year-old-girl-drowns-in-friends-swimming-pool/177323811

2016-03-23 - Man, 29, falls and dies before 7 AM at U.S. Cellular Community Park in Medford (Oregon), possible toppler:
http://ktvl.com/news/local/police-investigate-death-after-body-found-at-us-cellular-park
http://www.kdrv.com/news/Police_Investigate_Body_Found_at_US_Cellular_Park_.html

2016-03-23 - Man found dead in the water in coastal Port Orford (Oregon):
http://ktvl.com/news/local/body-found-along-port-orford-shoreline
http://www.kdrv.com/news/local/Body_Found_in_Driftwood_Pile_Near_Port_Orford.html

2016-03-23 - Man, 55, found dead in the Carr Creek area near Sandpoint (Idaho):
http://www.bonnercountydailybee.com/news/local/article_ee3dbfe6-eff6-11e5-9a17-0b0000882e62.html

2016-03-23 - Woman found dead in the water in coastal Mobile (Alabama):
http://local15tv.com/news/local/body-found-in-mobile-river
http://www.wtvm.com/story/31547462/body-found-near-state-docks

2016-03-23 - Man, 34, drops dead on walking trail in Red Deer, Alberta (Canada):
http://globalnews.ca/news/2596109/man-found-dead-on-walking-trail-near-alberta-mall-prompts-rcmp-investigation/
http://www.calgarysun.com/2016/03/23/red-deer-mounties-investigating-after-mans-body-found-on-walking-trail
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/body-found-on-red-deer-walking-trail-major-crimes-unit-investigates-1.3504409

2016-03-23 - Man, 41, politician, drops dead in his office on Parliament Hill in Ottawa (Canada):
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/jim-hillyer-mp-dead-1.3503771
http://ottawacitizen.com/news/national/alberta-mp-jim-hillyer-found-dead-in-his-office
http://calgary.ctvnews.ca/southern-alberta-mp-jim-hillyer-found-dead-in-his-office-1.2829271
http://www.cknw.com/2016/03/23/breaking-member-of-parliaments-body-found-in-ottawa-offices/
http://www.rcinet.ca/en/2016/03/23/conservative-mp-jim-hillyer-found-dead-in-ottawa-office/
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/canadian-politics/conservative-alberta-mp-jim-hillyer-found-dead-in-his-parliament-hill-office-at-the-age-of-41

2016-03-23 - Person found dead along the Grand River in Brantford (Canada):
http://www.900chml.com/2016/03/23/body-found-along-the-grand-river/

2016-03-23 - Man, 61, found dead in swimming pool at home in coastal Hua Hin District (Thailand):
http://news.thaivisa.com/hua-hin/swedish-man-found-dead-in-the-swimming-pool-of-his-hua-hin-home/136208/

2016-03-23 - Man, 18, found dead at beach in coastal Matamoros (Mexico):
http://www.khou.com/news/local/texas/identity-pending-for-body-found-that-could-be-missing-teen/100625119
http://valleycentral.com/news/local/parents-of-missing-spring-beaker-positively-identify-body-found-in-matamoros
http://www.krgv.com/story/31550562/sheriff-body-found-believed-to-be-missing-spring-breaker
http://www.people.com/article/body-found-on-mexican-beach-could-be-missing-spring-breaker
http://www.brownsvilleherald.com/news/local/article_95869c08-f13e-11e5-bdaa-e3550d999fe1.html
http://www.ksat.com/news/body-found-on-mexico-beach-matches-description-of-missing-sa-area-teen

2016-03-23 - Man, 77, found floating in canal, dies shortly later, in Thornhill Lees, Dewsbury (Britain):
http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/seventy-seven-year-old-man-11086384
http://www.briefreport.co.uk/news/man-rescued-from-canal-in-dewsbury-4021934.html
 

2016-03-23 - Small plane crashes into the Columbia River near coastal Astoria (Oregon), 2 aboard presumed dead:
http://www.dailyastorian.com/co/free/20160323/search-underway-after-possible-plane-crash
http://www.inquisitr.com/2923356/plane-crash-in-columbia-river-leaves-two-presumed-dead-search-underway/
http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2016/03/us_coast_guard_searches_waters.html
http://bnonews.com/news/index.php/news/id3955

2016-03-23 - Charter school bus veers off road, hits tree, overturns, in Hat Yai District (Thailand), 27 injured:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/database/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=VI-20160323-52630-THA

2016-03-23 - Tanker truck overturns, bursts into flame, fire melts road, in Greenville County (South Carolina), 1 killed:
http://wspa.com/2016/03/23/tanker-truck-fire-blocks-greenville-co-roads/
http://www.conservativetalk945.com/coroner-responding-to-massive-tanker-fire-explosions-reported/

Quote: "SC Highway Patrol is investigating a fatal tanker truck fire in Greenville County. At least one person is dead in the truck fire on Cooley Bridge Road and Holiday Dam Road. They have not released the name of the victim."

2016-03-23 - Tanker truck overturns on the Chef Menteur Highway in coastal New Orleans (Louisiana):
http://www.newswest9.com/story/31549212/nofd-responds-to-overturned-chemical-truck-near-highrise
http://www.wdsu.com/news/local-news/new-orleans/tanker-truck-carrying-corrosive-chemical-overturns-at-chef-menteur-highway/38657144

Quote: "The New Orleans Fire Department is investigating a hazardous material spill near the Inner Harbor Navigation Canal. Firefighters responded to Chef Hwy. and France Rd. shortly after 12:30 p.m. on Wednesday where they found an overturned chemical tanker truck. The truck was carrying approximately 9,000 gallons of a highly corrosive chemical called methacrylic acid."

2016-03-23 - Two tractor trailers crash, fire erupts, at the Alex Fraser Bridge in coastal Vancouver (Canada):
http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/truck+fire+shuts+down+part+south+fraser+perimeter+road/11805175/story.html

2016-03-23 - Tractor trailer overturns at the Poplar Street Bridge in St. Louis (Missouri), near the Mississippi River:
http://www.newswest9.com/story/31550295/overturned-semi-closes-exit-ramp-off-poplar-street-bridge-onto-i-55
http://www.wbrc.com/story/31550295/overturned-semi-closes-exit-ramp-off-poplar-street-bridge-onto-i-55
http://www.wfsb.com/story/31550295/overturned-semi-closes-exit-ramp-off-poplar-street-bridge-onto-i-55

2016-03-23 - Tractor trailer overturns at 4 AM on Highway 60/63 near levee, in Mississippi County (Missouri):
http://www.wbrc.com/story/31544392/tractor-trailer-overturns-on-hwy-6062-in-mississippi-co
http://www.ksla.com/story/31544392/tractor-trailer-overturns-on-hwy-6062-in-mississippi-co

2016-03-23 - Food truck overturns in coastal Fremont (California), 1 injured:
http://www.dailydemocrat.com/general-news/20160323/fremont-police-reopen-road-after-food-truck-overturns-injures-driver
http://myinforms.com/en/a/28220701-fremont-police-reopen-road-after-food-truck-overturns-injures-driver/
http://nvs24.com/news/us/Fremont-Police-partly-reopen-road-after-food-truck-overturns-injures-driver-4422366.html

2016-03-23 - SUV slams into bucket truck in coastal Tacoma (Washington), 3 killed, 1 injured:
http://www.thenewstribune.com/news/local/article67778432.html
http://komonews.com/news/local/2-dead-2-hurt-as-suv-crashes-into-electrical-utility-truck
http://q13fox.com/2016/03/23/two-dead-two-badly-hurt-after-suv-crashes-into-utility-truck-carrying-worker-in-bucket-in-downtown-tacoma/

2016-03-23 - SUV veers over centerline, hits car head-on, near Oswego (Kansas), 2 killed:
http://www.dailyjournal.net/view/story/7323e9d97d544319a75fa0173dc45eaa/KS--Motorists-Killed
http://cjonline.com/news/2016-03-23/2-drivers-killed-head-crash-labette-county
http://www.newstalkkzrg.com/2016/03/23/two-killed-in-labette-county-crash/
http://www.enidnews.com/region/drivers-killed-in-crash-on-us-in-southeast-kansas/article_3d732a66-c6b4-5d9e-854f-9b57fed085ca.html

2016-03-23 - Pickup truck and van collide head-on, fire erupts, near Marion (North Carolina), 3 killed:
http://wspa.com/2016/03/23/3-killed-in-mcdowell-co-crash/

2016-03-23 - Pickup truck veers over centerline, hits pickup head-on, near Cape Girardeau (Missouri), 2 injured:
http://www.semissourian.com/story/2288971.html
http://www.kfvs12.com/story/31544644/injury-crash-backing-up-traffic-in-cape-girardeau-county

2016-03-23 - Pickup truck veers across median, hits car head-on, in Lansing (Michigan), 3 injured:
http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/news/local/2016/03/23/truck-crosses-median-two-car-crash/82155580/

2016-03-23 - Car hits garbage truck, bursts into flame, on Mercer University Drive in Macon (Georgia):
http://www.13wmaz.com/news/car-slams-into-garbage-truck-in-macon-causing-small-fire/97946957

2016-03-23 - Car and dump truck collide head-on, near Keyser (West Virginia), 2 injured:
http://www.wcbcradio.com/?news=update-route-28-head-on-crash-sends-two-to-hospital
http://www.times-news.com/news/local_news/route-head-on-crash-sends-two-to-hospital/article_9e287f27-6cee-5040-a8f5-fd2eadcaca69.html

2016-03-23 - Car hits guard rail at 3:30 AM, overturns, bursts into flame, on I-40 in Johnston County (North Carolina), 1 killed:
http://www.wral.com/trooper-vehicle-flipped-caught-fire-in-fatal-i-40-wreck/15593810/
 

2016-03-23 - Swarm of bees attacks and injures 18 people in Dera Bassi (India):
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/database/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=BH-20160324-52642-IND
http://www.tribuneindia.com/news/chandigarh/community/over-18-injured-in-bee-attack/213093.html
 

2016-03-23 - Sinkhole swallows bridge in Allegan County (Michigan):
http://wwmt.com/news/local/sinkhole-swallows-up-allegan-co-bridge

2016-03-23 - Sinkhole opens on street in Columbus (Mississippi):
http://www.wcbi.com/local-news/video-sinkhole-causing-concern-in-north-columbus-neighborhood/
http://myinforms.com/en/a/28214181-video-sinkhole-causing-concern-in-north-columbus-neighborhood/
 

2016-03-23 - Building partially collapses in Philadelphia (Pennsylvania):
http://spiritnews.org/articles/breaking-partial-building-collapse-on-earl-street/

2016-03-23 - Building under construction collapses in Narnaund (India), 2 killed, 1 injured:
http://www.business-standard.com/article/pti-stories/2-dead-1-injured-in-under-construction-building-collapse-116032300292_1.html

2016-03-23 - Building under construction collapses in Phulkharka (Nepal), 5 injured:
http://kathmandupost.ekantipur.com/news/2016-03-23/5-including-3-aussies-injured-in-school-building-collapse.html
 

2016-03-23 - Several employees sickened by unknown cause, one loses consciousness, at the Northwood Centre in Tallahassee (Florida):
http://www.wtxl.com/news/workers-sent-home-from-northwood-centre-after-employee-passes-out/article_d862e098-f12c-11e5-ad14-b3cba862d1b2.html

2016-03-23 - Woman has seizure in swimming pool, 5-year-old daughter saves her, in Taft (Texas):
http://www.kristv.com/story/31541766/5-year-old-saves-mom-from-drowning
http://www.msnewsnow.com/story/31549498/5-year-old-girl-saves-drowning-mom

Quote: "A 5-year-old Taft, TX girl is being credited with saving her mom's life. Allison Anderwald was swimming with her mom Tracy, when something went horribly wrong. Tracy suffered a seizure in the middle part of the pool, and started to drown."

2016-03-23 - James Hansen discuses ice melt, sea level rise and superstorms:
http://robinwestenra.blogspot.co.nz/2016/03/james-hansen-talks-about-ice-melt.html

2016-03-23 - Volcano Nyiragongo showing signs of imminent eruption (Congo):
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/database/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=VA-20160323-52627-COG

2016-03-23 - Devastating drought hits the island of Palau, state of emergency declared:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/database/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=DR-20160323-52631-PLW

Quote: "Palau became the latest Pacific island nation to declare a state of emergency Wednesday, as the region struggles with an extreme drought that forecasters warn will not ease for months. President Tommy Remengesau said rainfall in the capital Koror over the past 4 months was the lowest recorded in 65 years and the city's only dam had dried up. He said Koror's only other source of drinking water, the Ngerikiil River, was down to 19% capacity."

2016-03-23 - First, temps in the 70s, then hours later a blizzard hits, in Denver (Colorado):
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/database/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=SS-20160323-52638-USA
http://www.sott.net/article/315120-From-70s-to-snow-as-heavy-blizzard-pounds-Denver
http://www.11alive.com/news/nation-now/blizzard-blasts-plains-severe-weather-threatens-south/98229656
http://wreg.com/2016/03/23/denver-goes-from-sunny-to-white-out-blizzard-in-matter-of-hours-as-airport-schools-close/
http://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/flights/todayinthesky/2016/03/23/wintry-weather-cancels-hundreds-denver-flights/82157328/
http://q13fox.com/2016/03/23/blizzard-closes-denver-airport-several-interstate-highways-as-it-sweeps-through-colorado-wyoming-nebraska/
http://siouxcityjournal.com/news/state-and-regional/south-dakota/blizzard-shuts-down-denver-airport-closes-highways/image_5191a840-87ca-5dd6-9076-5a3c5b28114b.html

Quote: "By noon, the Federal Aviation Administrations halted flights at Denver International Airport. Officials closed DIA after cancelling more than 1,000 flights as the powerful storm created white-out conditions. Just hours earlier, it was a balmy 70 degrees with blue skies."

2016-03-23 - Wild weather lashes New Zealand, local state of emergency declared:
http://www.radionz.co.nz/news/national/299765/flooding-hits-west-coast,-nelson,-tasman
http://www.sott.net/article/315119-Wild-weather-lashes-New-Zealand-local-state-of-emergency-declared

2016-03-23 - Hurricane-force winds hit Labinsk (Russia), roof blown off:
http://home.bt.com/news/uk-news/woman-and-child-have-narrow-escape-as-roof-blows-off-government-building-in-russia-11364047639516
http://www.sott.net/article/315071-Narrow-escape-for-woman-and-child-as-roof-blown-off-building-as-hurricane-force-winds-hit-Russia

2016-03-23 - Lightning strike kills teacher and student in Zimbabwe:
http://www.southerneye.co.zw/2016/03/23/mysterious-lightning-kills-teacher-pupil/
http://www.sott.net/article/315074-Lightning-bolt-kills-teacher-and-pupil-in-Zimbabwe

2016-03-23 - Lightning strikes kill six people in Manica (Mozambique):
http://clubofmozambique.com/news/lightning-kills-six-in-manica-mozambique/
http://www.sott.net/article/315133-Lightning-strikes-kill-six-in-Manica-Mozambique

2016-03-23 - Mysterious chunks of ice fall from sky near Los Angeles (California) in clear weather:
http://www.sott.net/article/315146-Mysterious-chunks-of-ice-fall-from-sky-near-Los-Angeles-in-clear-weather
http://ktla.com/2016/03/22/chunks-of-ice-fall-from-sky-onto-colton-home-creating-mystery-for-resident/

2016-03-23 - Russia unveils new armored fire trucks based on T-72 and T-80 tanks:
http://newlaunches.com/archives/russias-armored-fire-trucks-will-make-real-men-cry-joy.php

Quote: "The company has developed red and white, intimidating tanks and called them Special Fire Vehicles or SPMs. The design of these monsters is inspired by the T-72 and T-80 tanks. To make sure that firefighters are well protected during the perilous tasks, the tank is equipped with armored cabs. It can accommodate a total of three firefighters, including the driver."

2016-03-23 - Man arrested for VHS movie rental 14 years overdue, in Concord (North Carolina):
http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/news/weird-news/man-arrested-not-returning-tape-rental-2002/nqrMz/

2016-03-23 - Woman lights vagina on fire in dance-off:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-burns-vagina-after-setting-7615774
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/woman-lights-vagina-fire-dance-off-article-1.2574805
 

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