Jumping Jack Flash Hypothesis: It's A Gas Gas Gas: Event Update For 2022-12-05

http://jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com/2012/02/jumping-jack-flash-hypothesis-its-gas.html

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Variety Pack

2022-12-05 - Person found dead in burning car on Stoneman Lake Road near I-17 near Sedona (Arizona):
http://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/body-found-in-burning-car-near-sedona
http://www.abc15.com/news/local-news/body-found-in-burning-car-near-i-17-in-the-sedona-area
http://gcmaz.com/kaff-news/kaff_news/ycso-detectives-looking-into-a-fatal-car-fire-found-sunday-on-stoneman-lake-road/

2022-12-05 - Recycling center fire breaks out in Laredo (Texas):
http://www.kgns.tv/2022/12/06/fire-laredo-recycling-center-under-investigation/
http://www.kgns.tv/video/2022/12/06/fire-laredo-recycling-center-under-investigation/

2022-12-05 - Recycling center fire breaks out in Market Rasen (Britain):
http://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news/local-news/recycling-centre-closed-day-after-7897234

2022-12-05 - Dozens of golf carts and cart barn destroyed by massive fire at golf course in Austin (Texas):
http://woai.iheart.com/content/2022-12-05-fire-destroys-cart-barn-at-avery-ranch-golf-course/
http://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/crews-fighting-fire-at-cart-barn-on-avery-ranch-golf-course/
http://www.statesman.com/story/news/fire/2022/12/05/fire-at-avery-ranch-golf-club-in-destroys-83-carts-officials-say/69701936007/
http://cbsaustin.com/news/local/afd-responds-to-fire-at-avery-ranch-golf-course-in-northwest-austin-firefighters-flames-emergency
http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/austin-golf-course-fire-17631901.php
http://www.fox7austin.com/news/fire-austin-texas-avery-ranch-golf-course

Quote: "Crews from several fire departments were needed to control a massive fire near an Austin golf course. Officials say the cart barn at the Avery Ranch Golf Course went up in flames this morning, destroying the building and up to 80 golf carts inside."

2022-12-05 - Small lakes keep growing across the planet, and it's a serious problem:
http://www.sciencealert.com/small-lakes-keep-growing-across-the-planet-and-its-a-serious-problem
http://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-022-33239-3

Quote: "Between 1984 and 2019, global lake surfaces increased in size by more than 46,000 square kilometers (17,761 square miles), researchers say. That's slightly more than the area covered by Denmark. Carbon dioxide, methane, nitrous oxide, and other gasses are constantly produced from lakes, because of the bacteria and fungi feeding at the bottom of the water, snacking on dead plants and animals that have drifted down to the lake floor.

Quote: "In total, this lake spread equates to an annual increase of carbon emissions in the region of 4.8 teragrams (or trillion grams) of CO2 – which to continue the country comparisons equals the increase in CO2 emitted by the whole of the UK in 2012."

Note: There's another self-reinforcing feedback. The warmer it gets, the more the area of freshwater lakes increases, which then emit more greenhouse gases, which warm things more, which increases the area of freshwater lakes, which release even more greenhouse gases, etc, etc. Lakes are forming all across the Arctic as rising temperatures melt the permafrost. All of the already-active and accelerating climate feedbacks are increasing the amount of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere MUCH faster than humanity is decreasing its own emissions, with the net result being more greenhouse gases in the atmosphere no matter what we do...

2022-12-05 - From fires to floods, weather whiplash could be our disturbing new normal:
http://www.cnet.com/science/climate/from-fires-to-floods-weather-whiplash-could-be-our-disturbing-new-normal/

Note: A destabilized climate means less food...

2022-12-05 - Freakish warmth hits Alaska, Greenland and much of the Arctic:
http://apnews.com/article/science-alaska-weather-arctic-fairbanks-7087d796e414f8d0985c942da85d9bd5
http://www.usnews.com/news/news/articles/2022-12-05/december-serving-up-baked-alaska-and-warming-most-of-arctic
http://www.wtva.com/news/national/december-serving-up-baked-alaska-and-warming-most-of-arctic/article_d494e5e4-defc-59b4-a80c-21be9fb2142f.html

Quote: "Much of the Arctic is in a burst of freak December warming. Temperatures in Alaska’s northernmost community hit 40 degrees Monday morning. That’s not only a record by six degrees but it’s the warmest that region has seen on record from late October to late April. Greenland a couple days ago hit 54 degrees, which is shirtsleeve weather."

Note: Breaking a warmth record by SIX DEGREES is almost unheard of. We've got decades of records, so most records are set by 1 degree or even less. But in recent years we have seen records broken by large amounts, for example the 121F in CANADA in 2021, which broke Canada's all-time national heat record by at least EIGHT degrees. Six of Canada's highest six temperatures ever recorded were all in 2021. The year before that was the first time that the temperature above the Arctic Circle passed 100F. Expect heat records to continue to be shattered because greenhouse gases in the atmosphere aren't just increasing, the rate at which they are increasing is itself increasing...