Jumping Jack Flash Hypothesis: It's A Gas Gas Gas: Event Update For 2022-12-03

http://jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com/2012/02/jumping-jack-flash-hypothesis-its-gas.html

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Variety Pack

2022-12-03 - At least 13 vehicles destroyed by fire while parked at auto auction on Appletree Avenue in Bergen (New York):
http://www.thebatavian.com/joanne-beck/fire-extinguished-at-auto-auction-business-in-bergen/623719
http://www.wgrz.com/video/news/local/as-seen-on-tv/13-vehicles-damaged-in-iaa-lot-fire/71-8ae308d9-fe3a-45a1-996d-c3671bc10859
http://www.wgrz.com/article/news/local/13-vehicles-damaged-iaa-bergen-in-fire-iaa/71-7d12c4e9-ca2b-45cf-b706-c1528f909335

2022-12-03 - Three cars go up in flames in the wee hours while parked near Northwest 32nd Avenue and 41st Street in coastal Miami (Florida):
http://wsvn.com/news/local/miami-dade/crews-extinguish-3-car-fires-in-northwest-miami-dade/

2022-12-03 - Car bursts into flame on Route 24 near coastal Tiverton (Rhode Island):
http://fallriverreporter.com/route-24-in-southern-new-england-has-third-major-car-fire-in-last-two-saturdays/

Quote: "Today, Route 24 saw its third major car fire in the last two Saturdays. All taking place in southern New England."

2022-12-03 - Historic bridge destroyed by fire in Shiawassee County near Durand (Michigan):
http://kesq.com/cnn-regional/2022/12/03/historic-bridge-collapses-following-fire/
http://www.audacy.com/wwjnewsradio/news/local/historic-bridge-goes-up-in-flames-collapses-in-mid-michigan
http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/2022/12/fire-destroys-historic-wooden-bridge-in-shiawassee-county.html
http://www.wilx.com/2022/12/03/historic-railroad-bridge-fire-shiawassee-county/
http://www.wnem.com/2022/12/03/sheriff-historic-bridge-fire-avoid-area/

2022-12-03 - Satellites show climate change thinning rivers and erasing glaciers:
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2022-11-29/how-climate-change-impacts-water-by-thinning-rivers-and-erasing-glaciers

Quote: "Drought, floods and the melting of glaciers affected almost every part of the world in 2021, according to a new WMO report."

2022-12-03 - Solving the climate crisis, were that even possible, would not stop the destruction of the biosphere:
http://theintercept.com/2022/12/03/climate-biodiversity-green-energy/
http://conbio.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1111/conl.12868

Quote: "Ashe suggests that conservation biologists cease the empty claims about 'saving the planet' with climate mitigation and start speaking truth: There is at present no plan, in any country, anywhere, on a global or national scale, to address extinctions, biodiversity crash, and habitat loss."

Quote: "'The meta-problem that we need to keep our eyes on,' Rees said, is ecological overshoot. Modern techno-industrial culture, he writes, 'is systematically — even enthusiastically — consuming the biophysical basis of its own existence.' Rees describes this as a malignant process, humanity as cancer."

Note: This is a self-solving problem. We destroy our habitat and then we go extinct. Cancer cured! Then the Earth eventually heals over millions of years, minus us and tons of other species that we drag into the darkness of extinction with us. The article there is way too optimistic about us solving the climate crisis though. Since we started having international climate meetings three decades ago, what's happened to greenhouse gas levels in the atmosphere? They've not only increased to record levels, they are now increasing faster than ever before AND their rate of increase is itself increasing. That's a sign of a problem that is now far beyond our control. What frail attempts we have made to undo the damage we have done are greatly outweighed by rising momentum in Earth's systems themselves, with feedbacks reinforcing and amplifying other feedbacks. Like a man pushing a huge boulder down a hill - just because he can get that boulder rolling down the hill doesn't imply that he has any hope at all of stopping it once it's rolling along and accelerating. We've set in motion planetary-scale forces for change that cannot be undone at this late date and those forces grow stronger with every day that passes...