Jumping Jack Flash Hypothesis: It's A Gas Gas Gas: Event Update For 2022-04-01

http://jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com/2012/02/jumping-jack-flash-hypothesis-its-gas.html

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Variety Pack

2022-04-01 - Landfill explodes into flame, scrap metal burns, in coastal Kona (Hawaii):
http://www.khon2.com/local-news/workers-hear-explosion-see-fire-at-old-kona-landfill/

2022-04-01 - Landfill fire breaks out near Didcot (Britain):
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-60951570
http://www.jackfm.co.uk/news/oxfordshire-news/eight-fire-crews-tackle-large-landfill-blaze-in-didcot/
http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/20037405.huge-blaze-landfill-didcot-tackled-oxfordshire-firefighters/
http://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2022-04-01/firefighters-battling-blaze-at-didcot-landfill-site-remained-at-scene-overnight
http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/movies/dramatic-images-capture-huge-blaze-125632727.html

2022-04-01 - Wildfire grows to 10,600 acres near coastal Miami (Florida):
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2022/04/01/dry-conditions-wind-fueling-massive-krome-avenue-grass-fire/
http://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/04/01/brush-fire-burns-thousands-of-acres-west-of-krome-in-miami-dade/
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/brush-fire-burns-along-krome-avenue-scorches-thousands-of-acres/2726296/
http://wsvn.com/news/local/miami-dade/grass-fire-in-nw-miami-dade-sw-broward-burns-more-than-10000-acres-residents-complain-of-ash-on-vehicles-homes/
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/weston/fl-ne-large-brush-fire-burns-near-weston-20220401-yhjlm2y4hzhanhrvgjymscgynq-story.html

2022-04-01 - Wildfire grows to 3,900 acres in Wheeler County (Texas):
http://abc7amarillo.com/news/local/crews-battling-dubbs-creek-fire-in-wheeler-county-estimated-3900-acres-burned
http://twitter.com/AllHazardsTFS/status/1510014360273539082

2022-04-01 - Wildfires followed by flooding will increasingly hit the US West as the world continues warming:
http://www.whec.com/national/fire-and-rain-west-to-get-more-one-two-extreme-climate-hits/6435159/
http://swvatoday.com/news/science/article_81f6c7c0-f49b-5c4f-bc9b-1f03487a0ddb.html

Quote: "The one-two punch of nasty wildfires followed by heavy downpours, triggering flooding and mudslides, will strike the U.S. West far more often in a warming-hopped world, becoming a frequent occurrence, a new study said."

2022-04-01 - Fish, salamanders and worms found dead in tributary near Meadow Creek in Charlottesville (Virginia):
http://www.nbc29.com/2022/04/01/hundreds-dead-fish-found-tributary-near-meadow-creek/
http://www.cbs19news.com/story/46205199/investigating-fish-kill-in-tributary-of-meadow-creek
http://dailyprogress.com/news/cause-of-fish-kill-in-city-stream-unknown/article_065fdc6c-b1e3-11ec-bff7-cbb64dd69443.html

2022-04-01 - Girl, 6, dies after being pulled from swimming pool in Thane (India):
http://www.nyoooz.com/news/thane/1667435/maha-6yearold-girl-drowns-in-pool-during-picnic/
http://www.ptinews.com/news/13253027_Maha--6-year-old-girl-drowns-in-pool-during-picnic.html
http://www.devdiscourse.com/article/entertainment/1987811-maha-6-year-old-girl-drowns-in-pool-during-picnic
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/thane/six-year-old-girl-drowns-in-pool-during-picnic-in-thane-district/articleshow/90611439.cms

2022-04-01 - Man found dead in the Willamette River near Corvallis (Oregon):
http://kval.com/news/local/deputies-ask-for-public-to-help-id-man-found-dead-in-willamette-river-near-corvallis
http://kcby.com/news/local/deputies-ask-for-public-to-help-id-man-found-dead-in-willamette-river-near-corvallis
http://www.kezi.com/news/local/deputies-seek-help-identifying-body-found-in-willamette-river/article_9f441766-b21c-11ec-8800-83e9a318f69e.html

2022-04-01 - Woman, 50, found dead in the Columbia River near Columbia Point Marina in Richland (Washington):
http://www.nbcrightnow.com/news/update-missing-kennewick-woman-found-dead-near-columbia-point-marina/article_d601e684-b22b-11ec-9c65-cbd7b7a18739.html

2022-04-01 - Man, 66, found dead in pond in Apple Valley (Minnesota):
http://kstp.com/kstp-news/body-recovered-from-pond-in-apple-valley-no-foul-play-suspected/
http://www.twincities.com/2022/04/01/body-of-66-year-old-man-found-in-apple-valley-pond-foul-play-not-suspected/

2022-04-01 - Person found dead in the Big River in Jefferson County (Missouri):
http://www.kmov.com/2022/04/02/body-found-jefferson-county-river/
http://fox2now.com/news/missouri/body-found-in-big-river-in-jefferson-county-missouri/

2022-04-01 - Man found dead in tractor trailer along I-590 in Rochester (New York):
http://13wham.com/news/local/sheriffs-deputies-investigating-tractor-trailer-cab-on-route-590
http://www.rochesterfirst.com/news/local-news/man-found-dead-in-tractor-trailer-on-590-in-rochester/

2022-04-01 - Man, 25, slumps over dead in truck in Mount Jackson (Virginia):
http://www.nvdaily.com/nvdaily/body-of-huntly-man-found-in-mount-jackson/article_7603db86-2f6a-5761-82f8-d1de0b72a20a.html

2022-04-01 - Person found dead under bridge in Redding (California):
http://krcrtv.com/news/local/body-found-underneath-n-market-street-bridge-in-redding-investigation-underway

2022-04-01 - Person found dead in the Ouachita River near Little Rock (Arkansas):
http://katv.com/news/local/drowning-victim-recovered-from-ouachita-river-camden-police-fire-department-cpd-walk-arkansas-game-fish-rescue-office-emergency-management-miller-county-search-rescue-operations-divers-sonar-united-cajun-navy-baton-rouge-louisiana-lake-children-volunteer

2022-04-01 - Man, 60, found dead near Cory Road in Morristown (New Jersey):
http://patch.com/new-jersey/morristown/man-found-dead-morristown-woods-prosecutor

2022-04-01 - Man, 42, found dead near waterfall at Cummins Falls State Park (Tennessee):
http://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2022/04/01/family-missing-butler-county-attorney-said-he-found-dead/7248250001/
http://www.wcpo.com/news/local-news/butler-county/butler-county-attorney-missing-for-a-year-found-dead-in-park-family-says
http://www.wlwt.com/article/missing-butler-county-attorney-found-dead-park/39614466

2022-04-01 - Woman found dead on frozen water channel in Watab Township (Minnesota):
http://www.sctimes.com/story/news/local/2022/04/01/woman-found-dead-ice-watab-township-thursday/7248352001/
http://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/report-of-person-lying-on-the-ice-leads-to-discovery-of-dead-body
http://knsiradio.com/2022/04/01/248769/

2022-04-01 - Man, 63, loses consciousness while swimming at beach and dies in coastal Paphos (Cyprus):
http://cyprus-mail.com/2022/04/01/british-tourists-dies-after-losing-consciousness-at-sea/

Quote: "A British tourist died after losing consciousness while swimming in Paphos, police said on Friday. The 63-year-old man lost consciousness while swimming at the Blue Lagoon beach in Paphos, assistant Paphos police chief Michalis Ioannou told the Cyprus News Agency."

2022-04-01 - Man, 46, found dead near Douglas Crescent in coastal Buckie (Scotland):
http://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/moray/4123763/body-found-in-search-for-man-reported-missing-from-buckie/
http://www.northern-scot.co.uk/news/body-found-by-police-in-buckie-270947/

2022-04-01 - Man found dead in the Rochdale Canal in Middleton (Britain):
http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/20040500.middleton-police-launch-investigation-body-found/

2022-04-01 - Man found dead in the River Trent in Farndon (Britain):
http://www.whitchurchherald.co.uk/news/20039638.farndon-mans-body-found-police-underwater-search-team/

2022-04-01 - Driver has 'medical episode', pickup truck hits woman, crashes into overpass column, bursts into flame, in San Antonio (Texas), 2 injured:
http://www.ksat.com/news/local/2022/04/01/driver-suffering-medical-episode-strikes-pedestrian-column-before-vehicle-catches-fire-on-northwest-side/

Quote: "The driver of the truck was suffering from a medical episode, police said. A witness said the driver wasn’t going excessively fast but was swerving when the woman was struck. The truck then struck a flyover column and caught fire."

2022-04-01 - Man, 66, has 'medical event', car slams into tractor trailer, on I-93 near Laconia (New Hampshire), 1 injured:
http://www.laconiadailysun.com/news/courts_cops/laconia-man-badly-hurt-in-i-93-crash/article_caa683bc-b1fe-11ec-b06d-53346cb04cc6.html

Quote: "According to State Police, Davenport was traveling north on I-93 at about 8:30 a.m. in a compact sport utility vehicle when he suffered a serious medical event, causing his vehicle to veer left across the northbound lanes, continue across the median, and into the southbound lanes where it collided with a tractor trailer."

2022-04-01 - Police officer has 'medical issue' while driving to Cedar Bluff (Alabama):
http://weisradio.com/2022/04/01/cedar-bluff-officer-suffers-medical-issue-on-friday-morning/

Quote: "According to a statement from Cedar Bluff Police Chief Brody Moses, the officer was traveling back to the Cedar Bluff Police Department after assisting Alabama State Troopers when the officer had a medical issue."

2022-04-01 - Tractor trailer overturns on N Highway in Jasper County (Missouri):
http://www.koamnewsnow.com/cattle-hauler-overturns-with-80-head-ne-jasper-county-mo/

2022-04-01 - Pickup truck crashes into train at 2 AM in Burton (Michigan), 1 injured:
http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/2022/04/burton-man-in-critical-condition-after-crashing-pickup-truck-into-train.html

2022-04-01 - Pickup truck crashes off road, bursts into flame, in coastal North Kona (Hawaii), 1 killed:
http://www.hawaiitribune-herald.com/2022/04/01/hawaii-news/man-killed-in-fiery-pickup-truck-rollover-in-north-kona/

2022-04-01 - Two cars crash on Highway 17 in coastal Little River (South Carolina), 1 injured:
http://www.wmbfnews.com/2022/04/01/lanes-closed-one-taken-hospital-after-vehicle-strikes-utility-pole-little-river/

2022-04-01 - Car veers off road, crashes into tree, bursts into flame, in Rockford (Illinois), 1 killed:
http://www.wifr.com/2022/04/01/winnebago-co-deputies-investigate-fatal-crash-car-fire-that-left-29-year-old-man-dead/
http://www.mystateline.com/news/local-news/29-year-old-man-killed-in-fiery-crash-in-rockford/