2015-09-01 - Naked man, 26, causes problems at 3:52 AM, arrested, in coastal Stone Harbor (New Jersey):
http://www.pressofatlanticcity.com/news/naked-man-charged-with-crime-streak-in-stone-harbor/article_584090c4-519d-11e5-a520-3b6e75f61227.html
Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area...
2015-09-01 - Naked man, 40, yells and mumbles, rescued from nature park in Portland (Oregon):
http://www.katu.com/news/local/Rescue-underway-at-Marquam-Nature-Park-323531691.html
Quote: "A West Hills family found a naked man laying in the bushes outside their home Monday afternoon. The incident was reported in the 2900 block of SW Fairmount Boulevard; the family who found the 40-year-old man called 911 just before 4 p.m. 'He was yelling and mumbling at himself, just really loud, and I remember it echoing because I was trying to take a nap,' resident Olive Miller said. 'I got up and saw him... just a naked guy in your backyard, like what do you do?!' He told crews he wandered off a trail at Marquam Nature Park and lost his prosthetic leg, which made hiking out of the area difficult."
2015-09-03 - Naked angry man wanders street yelling and spouting nonsense in Keene (New Hampshire):
http://www.rightthisminute.com/video/rtmtv-angry-naked-man-wanders-suburbs-much-chagrin-hoa
2015-09-05 - Naked man bangs on doors, tries to enter apartments, in coastal Bridgeport (Connecticut):
http://www.doingitlocal.com/2015/09/bridgeport-news-naked-man-knocking/
2015-09-06 - Naked man in his 20s with knife climbs roof at 6:40 AM and threatens to jump, talked down, in Kansas City (Kansas):
http://www.kmbc.com/news/police-talk-naked-man-with-knife-off-kck-roof/35132048
http://us.geosnews.com/p/us/mo/kcmo/police-talk-naked-man-with-knife-off-kck-roof_1062818
http://newspindle.com/police-talk-naked-man-with-knife-off-kck-roof/
2015-09-07 - Naked woman runs around on Huntington Road in coastal Bridgeport (Connecticut):
http://www.ctpost.com/news/article/Naked-woman-running-around-Bridgeport-6489680.php
2015-09-08 - Naked man, 43, shows up at jail at 3:10 AM, says he wants to turn himself in, leaves, gets captured, in Prattville (Alabama):
http://www.al.com/news/montgomery/index.ssf/2015/09/naked_man_walks_into_alabama_j.html
http://myinforms.com/en-us/a/16299941-naked-man-turns-himself-in-at-autauga-metro-jail/
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/aldotcom/641624665602007040
http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/story/news/local/progress/2015/09/08/naked-man-turns-autauga-metro-jail/71891958/
2015-09-10 - Naked man, 32, breaks into homes, jumps on bed with girl, flees, captured, in Lake Hallie (Wisconsin):
http://www.leadertelegram.com/News/Daily-Updates/2015/09/11/Man-arrested-for-allegedly-breaking-into-Lake-Hallie-homes-while-naked.html
Quote: "A Chippewa Falls man who allegedly broke into two homes in Lake Hallie while naked on Thursday is being held in the Chippewa County Jail. Justin A. Shemick, 32, of 304.5 S. State St. is accused of breaking into a home in the 4100 block of 130th St. He saw a juvenile girl on her bed in her room, and he jumped on the bed before fleeing the home, said Lake Hallie Police Chief Cal Smokowicz. Officers arrived on the scene, including the K-9 dog, who tracked Shemick’s scent to another house. Shemick fled the back door of that house, but was chased down by a homeowner, Smokowicz said. Officers ran over and arrested him."
2015-09-11 - Naked man, 33, speaks incoherently, says he's Satan, attacks man at beach in coastal Oak Bay (Canada):
http://www.cheknews.ca/oak-bay-police-respond-after-assault-involving-naked-man-115037/
Quote: "The naked man was reportedly acting strangely when witnesses say he threw a piece of driftwood at a man walking his dog nearby and then started to yell. 'He was telling the dog to kill me and kill my dog, then when he was on top of me and he was I was asking what he was doing he said he was going to kill me cause he’s Satan and it was pretty strange, pretty surreal' says assault victim Timothy Cleves. Oak Bay Police responded and say they found the naked man sitting on a rock with his dog, speaking incoherently."
Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area. A naked Satan - should put him in the same cell with some of the naked Jesuses (Jesi?) and see what happens!
2015-09-11 - Naked man attacks cop, shrugs off taser, captured, in Santa Maria (California):
http://www.keyt.com/news/Naked-Man-Attacks-Santa-Maria-Police-Officer/35230666
http://www.noozhawk.com/article/naked_man_arrested_assault_santa_maria_police_officer
http://snewsi.com/id/15319855168/Naked-Man-Attacks-Santa-Maria-Police-Officer
http://www.edhat.com/site/tidbit.cfm?nid=158310
http://santamariatimes.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/smpd-says-naked-man-attacked-officer-subdued-with-less-lethal/article_c45d296e-9b7d-5045-95b2-64d323448b2a.html
2015-09-12 - Distraught man found pacing on roof of theater in coastal Santa Barbara (California):
http://www.noozhawk.com/article/police_respond_to_man_on_granada_theater_roof
Quote: "He was taken by American Medical Response ambulance to Santa Barbara Cottage Hospital. 'There were some other potential medical issues we were concerned about, and the medics were concerned about,' Hill explained. The man’s identity was not disclosed, and it’s unclear how — and why — he ended up on the roof."
2015-09-12 - Man, 32, stabs himself, cuts off his own hand, crashes car, in Omaha (Nebraska):
http://www.wowt.com/home/headlines/Police-Man-Cuts-Off-Hand-Flees-Police-Crashes-Vehicle-323698881.html
http://wolfradio933.iheart.com/articles/1110-kfab-local-news-122285/man-severs-hand-before-crash-13907857/
2015-09-13 - Naked man, 43, breaks into home at 4 AM, screams 'Jeff', punches homeowner, in Farmingdale (Maine):
http://www.wgme.com/news/features/top-stories/stories/police-naked-man-enters-farmingdale-home-punches-homeowner-29107.shtml
http://www.centralmaine.com/2015/09/14/police-naked-man-breaks-into-farmingdale-home/
http://www.pressherald.com/2015/09/14/naked-man-breaks-into-farmingdale-home-police-say/
http://www.wopular.com/naked-man-breaks-farmingdale-home-police-say
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/WGME/643544192803860480
Quote: "Choate reportedly told police that he had no memory of how he arrived at the home, saying he thought he was at a female friend's house."
Quote: "The owner of a home on Bowman Street in Farmingdale says he heard two loud bangs outside his home around 4 a.m. on Sunday. When he went downstairs to see what happened he found 43-year-old Jonathan Choate naked in his home and screaming the name 'Jeff.' Police say Choate then punched the homeowner in the face. When police arrived the still naked suspect was sitting on the porch."
Note: Near the Kennebec River. Here's a Google Maps link of the area...
2015-09-14 - Naked man captured walking around near Mill Street intersection in Liberty (Missouri):
http://www.kmbz.com/pages/21964600.php
http://www.libertytribune.com/news/article_28cda3e5-8653-5969-81b5-9f4f8a0a8f11.html
http://www.kctv5.com/story/30036268/naked-man-forces-evacuation-of-elementary-school-playground
Quote: "Liberty police spokesman Capt. Andy Hedrick said the unarmed and unclothed man did not resist officers. 'We do know he is 24 years old and he was transported to the hospital,” Hedrick said. “He was just walking and made comments about Jesus Christ to the officers.'"
2015-09-15 - Naked man, 22, captured after running down street in Tillamook (Oregon):
http://www.tillamookcountypioneer.net/two-tillamook-schools-initiated-lock-down-while-police-searched-neighborhood-for-running-naked-man/
http://www.tillamookheadlightherald.com/news/schools-put-on-short-lockdown-while-police-apprehend-naked-man/article_4f9d112c-5bf7-11e5-bb46-0b18d93f04c2.html
2015-09-16 - Naked man runs around in traffic in Margate (Florida), near the coast:
http://www.local10.com/news/man-caught-on-camera-running-naked-through-street-in-margate/35311340
2015-09-17 - Naked man goes nuts, yells, growls, sweats, tries to bite cops, arrested, drops dead, in Raleigh (North Carolina):
http://wncn.com/2015/09/18/raleigh-police-man-who-died-in-custody-was-naked-yelling-and-violently-swinging-a-lamp/
Quote: "King 'resist[ed] the officers and tried to bite them, all while screaming loudly and making growling sounds,' according to the report. The officers then called for backup and EMS assistance."
Note: Sounds similar to the original face-eater who could only growl. That's damage to the speech center of the brain there...
2015-09-17 - Man, 24, gets in fight, strips naked, runs through Indian Creek area in Levittown (Pennsylvania):
http://levittownnow.com/2015/09/18/cops-naked-man-apprehended-after-search-by-officers-levittown-residents/
2015-09-20 - Naked man, 29, breaks into home at 6:30 AM in Antioch (Tennessee):
http://wkrn.com/2015/09/21/man-accused-of-breaking-into-antioch-home-while-naked/
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/WKRN/646057254232330240
2015-09-20 - Naked man, 41, spotted in yard, tries to get cop's weapon, arrested, in Palestine (Texas):
http://www.palestineherald.com/news/deputy-keeps-naked-man-away-from-weapon/article_3f869ce0-60a2-11e5-9391-1762ee2eae5d.html
2015-09-26 - Naked man climbs on top of statue in coastal Berkeley (California):
http://ban.jo/Enterprise/Customer-Support/20150926/Naked-Man-Standoff-In-Berkeley-CA-Berkeley/
http://twitter.com/wnewton48/status/647837506847698944/photo/1
2015-09-28 - Naked man, 19, attacks woman at 7 AM, chases kids, tries to carjack cars, in Victorville (California):
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-naked-man-victorville-20150929-story.html
http://www.ibtimes.com/naked-bloody-man-zombie-state-arrested-california-allegedly-trying-break-cars-2119154
http://www.pressdemocrat.com/news/4548401-181/staggering-naked-man-covered-in
http://abc7.com/news/naked-man-arrested-after-victorville-neighborhood-terrorized/1007240/
http://www.vvng.com/woman-fights-off-naked-man-in-victorville/
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/ABC7/648696308509749248
http://www.facebook.com/ABC7/posts/10153113690332452
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eZdpcJ6J_k
Quote: "Authorities arrested a naked man in Victorville after he allegedly attacked a woman and chased kids down the street while they walked to school before trying to carjack at least two people."
Quote: "'He looked like a zombie. He was hobbling like Frankenstein; that's what he looked like - Frankenstein,' the man, who didn't want to be identified, told Eyewitness News."
Quote: "And on Monday morning, witnesses say a naked man covered in blood was wandering the streets. They say the man was hard to comprehend and was yelling at times. 'You couldn’t even make out what he was actually saying,' Lydia Lopez, a witness, said. 'He was just screaming, "Ahhh!" And just constantly screaming.'"
Quote: "Witnesses also reported seeing the man talking to himself, dropping onto the ground and acting very strangely."
2015-09-28 - Naked man acts violent, gets tased and arrested, on coastal Lopez Island (Washington):
http://www.islandssounder.com/news/329831911.html
Quote: "Lopez deputies were dispatched to a call about a naked man behaving violently. The subject was contacted and continued to behave erratically. A taser was deployed to help take him into protective custody. The man was flown off island for a medical and mental evaluation."
2015-09-30 - Naked man, 51, acts bizarre, attacks 75-year-old woman, gets tased, in Irvine (California):
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/naked-man-beats-granny-pulp-6557704
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/fitzsimons-685404-ledbetter-family.html
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2015/09/30/naked-man-arrested-in-irvine-on-suspicion-of-assault-on-elderly-woman/
http://ktla.com/2015/09/30/naked-man-arrested-after-allegedly-assaulting-75-year-old-woman-as-she-walked-dog-in-irvine/
http://cbs12.com/news/top-stories/stories/naked-man-arrested-violently-attacking-elderly-woman-her-dog-29773.shtml
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-naked-man-attacks-75-year-old-woman-takes-her-dog-irvine-police-say-20151001-story.html
Quote: "A motive for the assault was not known, according to the release. It did not appear that Ledbetter and the victim knew each other."
Note: First naked conehead attack - seriously, check him out! Dafuq?!
2015-09-30 - Man gets disruptive, strips naked, at airport in Richmond (Virginia), taken in for evaluation:
http://wric.com/2015/09/30/portion-of-airport-closed-after-disruptive-man-takes-clothes-off-at-ric/
http://www.nbc12.com/story/30157299/naked-man-taken-into-custody-at-ric-after-showing-erratic-behavior
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