Saturday, November 1, 2014

2014 - OCT - Zombie Files

2014-10-31 - Naked man, 55, rampages around at 4:45 AM, bites a chunk out of his own arm, in Chelsea area of coastal London (Britain):

Quote: "The 55-year-old was seen by London Ambulance Service (LAS) running along Cale Street completely naked while banging on windows. They called police at 4.45am where officers saw the man smashing a house window so ran after him but he then took a bite out of his own arm, giving himself a serious wound."

Note: Yeah, that'll show 'em!

2014-10-28 - Naked woman, 33, steals pickup before 2:30 AM, drives to Athens (Georgia), hits vehicles, crashes into ditch, pickup bursts into flame:

2014-10-27 - Naked man, 30, talks to trees, attacks cops, gets tased and dies, in coastal Hollywood (Florida):

Quote: "The man had just moved into the apartments around two weeks ago, but neighbors said he appeared to have a mental issue over the last 24 hours."

Note: I wonder if he spent any time at the beach in the prior days. Actually, I guess he did, because this whole town is near the beach. Seems very similar to the original face-eater, who was definitely not on drugs, and who also attacked a person on the coast in Florida after suddenly going insane and stripping off his clothes on a causeway over the ocean...

2014-10-27 - Naked man, teens or early 20s, runs through neighborhood, gets tased, falls 40 feet down embankment, in Shaler Township (Pennsylvania):

Note: Shaler Township is located along the banks of the Allegheny River...

2014-10-26 - Man foams at the mouth, staggers around near bus, in St. Louis (Missouri), near the Mississippi River:

Note: A bit of exaggeration there. He doesn't attack the bus, just stumbles around foaming at the mouth and looking disoriented. No idea when this occurred, but since this can happen to anyone at any time now, it seems relevant regardless. There've been numerous instances of people (and animals) foaming at the mouth, though usually they're found dead...but not always. A man attacked a student while foaming at the mouth at Smythe Academy campus in Sacramento (California), mentioned in the 2012-10-17 update, and a woman, foaming at the mouth, abducted some kids in a vehicle, in coastal Federal Way (Washington), mentioned in the 2014-03-11 update. Anyone who gets hit by that strong of a whiff of hydrogen sulfide is not likely to live very long and even if they do, they may suffer renal failure (kidneys), heart damage, brain damage, all kinds of stuff...

2014-10-24 - Naked man, 40 to 50, walks around near footbridge in coastal Dundee (Scotland), not caught:

2014-10-23 - Naked man, 22, says he's the Antichrist, rapes pit bull, in Waterbury (Connecticut):

2014-10-21 - Naked man, 31, does pushups in street, gets belligerent, gets tased, in Arlington (Virginia), near the coast:

Note: Allegedly under the influence of drugs. No drug charges though, so they're just guessing. Incidentally, hydrogen sulfide could be called a 'drug', in the sense that it's a chemical, as all drugs are, and it affects the brain, among other things. This kind of behavior is what they've been calling 'excited delirium', which is what some workers suffered from at a turkey plant in Willmar (Minnesota) after the plant was hit by an unknown chemical, mentioned in the 2014-10-18 update.

This is at least the second incident involving a naked man doing exercises in the middle of a street. A naked man, 32, did pushups and danced on a road at 1 AM in coastal Stamford (Connecticut), mentioned in the 2014-09-03 update. A naked man also danced, did yoga and urinated on himself at 2:30 AM in coastal Wrightsville Beach (North Carolina), mentioned in the 2014-09-30 update. (A man, about 50, just dropped dead at the beach in Wrightsville Beach too, mentioned in the 2014-10-16 update.)

Anyone can be affected similarly at any time now. The chances that your own brain will be chemically fried will be higher in the wee hours and when in, near or downwind of low-lying areas like basements, underground parking garages, ditches, ravines, gorges, valleys, streams, rivers, lakes, ponds, rivers, oceans, etc.

2014-10-21 - Naked man, 20, threatens people with knife, gets arrested, near the Grand River in Grand Rapids (Michigan):

Quote: "Police took a 20-year-old man into custody for allegedly threatening two others with a knife while naked. The incident happened about 2 p.m. where Wealthy Street SW crosses the Grand River."

2014-10-20 - Naked man, 20, rides motorcycle around, gets captured, in Leighton Buzzard (Britain):

2014-10-20 - Man has medical condition, ambulance responds, man steals ambulance and crashes it, in coastal Los Angeles (California), 2 injured:

2014-10-19 - Naked man, 35, walks around, captured standing in ditch, in Norfolk (Nebraska):

Note: Norfolk is located on the northeast (downwind) banks of the Elkhorn River...

2014-10-19 - Naked man, 22, tries to break into two homes in West Chester Township (Ohio):

2014-10-15 - Naked man covered in blood apprehended while vandalizing TV station building in Boise (Idaho):

Quote: "Boise police arrested a naked man outside the KBOI 2News studios this morning. Authorities say he was in the middle of an act of vandalism -- trying to pry some brass letters off of the outside of the building. The man was found naked and covered in blood, likely from cuts suffered while trying to take the letters."

2014-10-15 - Naked man yells and knocks on apartments at 6:10 AM, in Youngstown (Ohio):

Quote: "He was cuffed without incident but he could not get into his apartment to get clothes because he was locked out, reports said."

2014-10-14 - Naked man with a Bible walks down street, gets apprehended, in Hattiesburg (Mississippi):

2014-10-14 - Woman, 19, breaks into home, smashes stuff, sets two fires, in Arab (Alabama):

Quote: "Ralston said her actions inside were the really strange part. He said she threw a chair through a window and used the chair's leg to smash holes in the walls. He said she also smeared barbeque sauce over walls and mirrors throughout the house. Grace is also accused of starting a fire on the stove and another in a bathroom. A neighbor saw the smoke and called police. Officers said Grace was still in the house when they arrived. Ralston said she was irate and threatened the arresting officers with the chair leg, but they subdued her."

2014-10-14 - Man pulls out box cutter and slashes two people on bus, gets shot dead, in coastal Norwalk (Connecticut):

2014-10-13 - Naked man, 60, dances along highway on US 1 in the coastal Florida Keys (Florida):

2014-10-12 - Naked man, 41, breaks into car in Kingman (Arizona):

Quote: "Police arrested Gregory J. Jaworski, 41, of Littlefield in front of a home in the 700 block of Silver Street. The alleged victim told officers she found a naked Jaworski inside her vehicle and that the man significantly damaged its interior."

2014-10-12 - Naked man, 27, gets shot in 'unpleasant places' by air rifle in the median on highway in Shymkent (Kazakhstan):

2014-10-09 - Man enters home, stabs sleeping man, then threatens children with knife, in Philadelphia (Pennsylvania):

Quote: "He doesn't know why his neighbor became so violent but others on the 5700 block of Christian say after the attack, the suspect began threatening to stab children as they waited for the bus. Police say he even put a knife up to one of the children's throats."

Note: Somewhat similar to an event in Highland Park (Texas) in 2012 where a man out of nowhere stabbed his wife in her sleep then stabbed himself to death, mentioned in the 2012-07-12 update. No money problems, no marital problems, just out of nowhere. His brain had probably been chemically fried...

2014-10-08 - Naked man, 24, goes into police station, jumps off roof and dies, in Eersterust (South Africa):

2014-10-07 - Naked bloody man steals bicycle, attacks deputies, on Beach Way Northeast in coastal Olympia (Washington):

Quote: "A deputy arrived to find the suspect, who identified himself as 'Joseph from the Bible,' completely nude and with blood dripping from his face, according to the Sheriff's Office. His eyes were wild, and he was speaking nonsense. According to the Sheriff's Office, the suspect resisted the deputy's attempts to arrest him even after the deputy used a Taser on him. He reportedly attempted to run and was able to fight off both the deputy and a Lacey Police Department officer. It took another three deputies to finally apprehend the suspect, according to the Sheriff's Office. Medics gave him a sedative, and he was taken to St. Peter Hospital, where he remains unidentified. Deputies found the suspect's clothes strewn around the neighborhood and recovered the bicycle in a field two blocks from where it had been stolen."

Note: Hey 'Joseph', if you're looking for 'Jesus', he was just taken in after a naked rampage at the capitol rotunda in Madison (Wisconsin), mentioned in the 2014-09-29 update...

2014-10-07 - Man tries to cut off ex-girlfriend's head and fingers with hacksaw, in Memphis (Tennessee):

2014-10-07 - Man, 44, ties up ex-girlfriend, assaults her, strangles her unconscious, eats raw fish from fish tank, in coastal Myrtle Beach (South Carolina):

2014-10-06 - Man, 27, crashes motorcycle to avoid turkey, strips naked and walks off beachside cliff at coastal Salt Point State Park (California):

Quote: "A turkey on Highway 1 caused a Canadian motorcycle rider to crash sometime early Monday, and the man told investigators he then walked to a coastal bluff and jumped off, naked. The 27-year-old Alberta man had shed his clothing as he walked and was found, nude and seriously injured, on rocks about 40 feet below a coastal bluff in Salt Point State Park."

Quote: "The turkey reportedly appeared while he was riding on the coast highway near Kruse Ranch Road. The man initially told some rescuers he thought he’d crashed as early as about midnight Sunday and that he didn’t remember anything between riding on the highway and then finding himself on the rocks..."

2014-10-05 - Naked man, 23, stands in highway median and masturbates, in coastal Charleston (South Carolina):

Quote: "Shortly before 4 p.m., officers responded to reports that a man was standing in the median 'nude from head to toe' and masturbating along the strip known as the Savannah Highway Auto Mile, according to an incident report."

2014-10-05 - Naked man, 50s or 60s, alarms woman at beach near Kirkcolm (Britain):

2014-10-03 - Naked bloody man tries to break into home, attacks cops, has 'medical emergency' and dies, in Lehigh Acres (Florida):

Quote: "At the scene, Mateescu had a medical emergency and was transported by paramedics to Lehigh Regional Hospital where he later died."

2014-10-03 - Man holding a brick yells, lunges at cop, gets shot, in Memphis (Tennessee):

2014-10-02 - Naked man, 23, yells, acts strangely at 6:30 AM, gets tased, at airport in Atlanta (Georgia):

Quote: "Atlanta police say a naked man who was acting erratically at an Atlanta airport gate was shocked with a stun gun and will likely face criminal charges. Police spokesman Greg Lyon says the 23-year-old man was at a Delta gate in the A concourse of the Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport Thursday morning yelling and acting strangely. Lyon says airport police were called to try to calm the man, but he kept yelling and an officer hit him with the stun gun to try controlling the situation without a physical fight."

2014-10-01 - Naked man, 38, runs around, jumps in front of cars, gets tased, dies shortly later, in Kansas City (Missouri):

Quote: "According to the police report, around 5:30 p.m. Saturday, people called police to report a naked man running around jumping in front of cars."

Note: Kansas City is located at the confluence of the Kansas River and the Missouri River...

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