Monday, September 29, 2014

Event Update For 2014-09-28

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Fires And Explosions

2014-09-28 - More than 25 cars go up in flames while parked at used car business in Billerica (Massachusetts):

Note: Another parking lot of vehicles burning up. All vehicles are now randomly-igniting firebombs that can go off at any time, parked or not. They need not even have an engine or a battery or a fuel tank. All that's needed is some rusty iron/steel on the frame and something flammable nearby, which can be anything: brush, fabric and upholstery, tires, trash, whatever. There has been a rising number of incidents just like this: cars burning at entertainment venues, at salvage yards, at schools, at stores, in parking garages, on car-haulers, you name it...

2014-09-28 - Residential building explodes in Rosemont area in Montreal (Canada), 5 injured:

2014-09-28 - Underground electrical explosion and fire blacks out the Audubon Circle area in coastal Boston (Massachusetts):

Quote: "An NStar transformer in an underground vault along Beacon Street self-immolated shortly before 8 p.m., plunging many of the blocks around into darkness."

2014-09-28 - Two separate transformers burst into flame on poles in Visalia (California), blamed on rain:

Note: What was IN that rain? Both methane and hydrogen sulfide are water-soluble. Anybody checkin'? Nope. Also, I'm pretty sure they've had rain before in Visalia and multiple transformers didn't burst into flame...

2014-09-28 - Transformer bursts into flame on pole in Bradford (Pennsylvania):

2014-09-28 - Utility pole bursts into flame in Budd Lake (New Jersey):

2014-09-28 - Transformer bursts into flame inside four-story building in coastal Ras Al Khaimah (Saudi Arabia):

2014-09-28 - Recycling center hit by fire on Boat Street near the Port of Albany in Albany (New York):

2014-09-28 - Recycling plant erupts in flame on Gibson Lane in Melton (Britain):

2014-09-28 - Huge mulch fire breaks out in Rapho Township (Pennsylvania):

2014-09-28 - Boat explodes and burns in Bouvier Bay in Lake St. Clair near Ira Township (Michigan), 3 injured:

Quote: "A 14-year-old boy is being treated for burns to his face and body after the boat he was on exploded and caught fire on Bouvier Bay in Lake St. Clair. The Times Herald of Port Huron reports Monday that a 15-year-old girl and a 37-year-old woman also suffered burns Saturday after the explosion east of New Baltimore and northeast of Detroit. The newspaper reports that the 40-year-old owner of the 28-foot cabin cruiser was not hurt."

2014-09-28 - Ferry boat 'Da Vinci' bursts into flame at 4 AM on the Rhine River in Basel (Netherlands):

Quote: "In the early morning of Sep 27, 2014, at 4 a.m. a fire broke out aboard the 'Da Vinci' on the Rhine in Basel at the St. Johanns-Rhein Way. 67 passengers and the crew of 67 were evacuated."

2014-09-28 - Large 500-foot ship destroyed by fire in coastal Mobile (Alabama):

2014-09-28 - Large 100-foot yacht bursts into flame near coastal South Stradbroke Island (Australia):

2014-09-28 - Large 85-foot yacht bursts into flame in coastal Puerto Banus (Spain), 2 lightly injured:

Quote: "Two people were taken to be hospital after a fire broke out on a leisure boat in Puerto Banus in Marbella this morning (September 28)."

2014-09-28 - Boat bursts into flame while parked in yard on Strobel Road in Trumbull (Connecticut):

Note: A car just burst into flame on Route 25 in Trumbull too, mentioned in the 2014-09-26 update...

2014-09-28 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on I-81 in Middlesex Township (Pennsylvania):

2014-09-28 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on I-95 in Philadelphia (Pennsylvania):

2014-09-28 - Tractor trailer hauling oranges bursts into flame on I-295 in Hanover County (Virginia):

Quote: "A semi transporting thousands of pounds of oranges caught fire on I-295 north backing up traffic for miles Sunday night in Hanover County."

Note: Very similar to the tractor trailer that burst into flame while hauling apples the day prior on I-84 near The Dalles (Oregon), mentioned in the 2014-09-27 update. Or would that be comparing apples and oranges?! Hey, if reality is gonna set up the jokes for me, I'm gonna knock 'em down!

2014-09-28 - Box truck bursts into flame on Lentor Avenue in coastal Singapore:

2014-09-28 - RV bursts into flame on I-89 near Woodstock (Vermont):

2014-09-28 - Van bursts into flame at 2:30 AM while parked at home, fire spreads to car and home, in coastal Southampton (Britain):

2014-09-28 - Porsche 918 Spyder bursts into flame at gas station in Toronto (Canada):

Note: Cha-ching! MSRP starts at $845,000...

2014-09-28 - Race car and trailer burst into flame, destroyed, at race track in Fayetteville (North Carolina):

Quote: "A little after 5 p.m., Currie posted a photo of his car and trailer ablaze on Facebook with the message 'Just sitting watching my race car burn to the ground!! Smh lord help me!'"

2014-09-28 - Car bursts into flame while parked at Marsh Island Golf Club in coastal Lewes (Delaware):

2014-09-28 - Car bursts into flame on the Beltline near Monona (Wisconsin):

Quote: "Just behind the car fire, a separate four-vehicle crash happened, also causing massive traffic backups."

Note: Some guys stole this car then it burst into flame on the highway. I bet they didn't see that coming!

2014-09-28 - Car bursts into flame on road in New Madrid (Missouri), 2 injured:

2014-09-28 - Car bursts into flame on I-684 near Armonk (New York):

2014-09-28 - Car bursts into flame on I-89 in Bolton (Vermont):

2014-09-28 - Two cars go up in flames while parked at used car dealership in Lower Sackville (Canada):

2014-09-28 - Car explodes into flame on road in coastal Bungwahl (Australia):

2014-09-28 - Car bursts into flame on road on the Promenade in coastal Blackpool (Britain):

2014-09-28 - Car bursts into flame on the M5 in Exeter (Britain):

2014-09-28 - Vehicle bursts into flame on Johnsonburg Road in St Marys (Pennsylvania):

2014-09-28 - Barn destroyed by huge blaze in Bethany (New York):

2014-09-28 - Barn destroyed by fire at 5 AM at sawmill near Richwood (Minnesota):

2014-09-28 - Hay bales burst into flame at vacant dairy in Scio (Oregon):

2014-09-28 - Auction house heavily damaged by fire in Van (West Virginia):

2014-09-28 - Store mostly destroyed by fire in Franklin (New Hampshire), nobody there:

2014-09-28 - Home damaged by fire in coastal Virginia Beach (Virginia), 1 injured:

2014-09-28 - Home destroyed by fire in coastal Lake Park (Florida):

2014-09-28 - Vacant home burns in coastal Tampa (Florida):

2014-09-28 - Vacant home burns in Muskegon (Michigan):

2014-09-28 - Vacant home burns at 2:10 AM in Portage (Michigan):

2014-09-28 - Vacant home destroyed by fire at 4:49 AM in White County (Georgia):

2014-09-28 - Vacant home destroyed by fire, adjacent occupied home damaged, in Flint (Michigan):

2014-09-28 - Thirteen vacant structures damaged in four separate fires in the wee hours in Shenandoah (Pennsylvania):

2014-09-28 - Hundreds of fish found dead in Marsh Creek near Creekside Park in Oakley (California):

2014-09-28 - Critically endangered whale shark washes ashore dead at beach in coastal Panambur (India):

2014-09-28 - Man, 57, found dead in reservoir near Windsor (Colorado):

2014-09-28 - Person found dead in the Tennessee River near the Olgiati Bridge in Chattanooga (Tennessee):

2014-09-28 - Woman, 35, found dead at home in Hoffman Estates (Illinois):

2014-09-28 - Man, 40, drops dead in prison cell in Albion (New York):

2014-09-28 - Police officer, man, 60, drops dead at home in Carroll County (Kentucky):

2014-09-28 - Man, 23, found dead in lot in Coventry Township (Ohio):

2014-09-28 - Woman, 76, drives into pond and dies in coastal Fort Myers (Florida):

2014-09-28 - Woman, 22, found dead in the Rivière des Prairies in Laval (Canada):

2014-09-28 - Person found dead in the Millstone River in coastal Nainamo on Vancouver Island (Canada):

2014-09-28 - Woman found dead in the Maroochy River on the Sunshine Coast (Australia):

2014-09-28 - Man, 21, found dead in swimming pool at lodge in Mangochi (Malawi):

2014-09-28 - In separate incidents, two boys found dead in bodies of water in coastal Kuching (Malaysia):

2014-09-28 - Man, 35, found dead in lake in Moinabad (India):

2014-09-28 - Man found dead in the Cleddau estuary, off Warrior Way, Pembroke Dock (Britain):

2014-09-28 - Small plane crashes near Plano (Illinois), 1 killed:

2014-09-28 - Small plane crashes into wooded area in Lebanon (Connecticut), engine failure, 1 injured:,0,5547332.story

2014-09-28 - Small helicopter crashes into yard, bursts into flame, in Gallatin (Tennessee), 1 killed:

2014-09-28 - Passenger bus hit by wire, bursts into flame, in Jharkhand (India), at least 10 people incinerated:

2014-09-28 - Monster truck drives into spectators in Haaksbergen (Netherlands), 3 killed, 15 injured:

2014-09-28 - Tanker truck overturns into ditch at 5:30 AM on Illinois 4 in Marissa (Illinois):

2014-09-28 - Tractor trailer veers off road at 2:09 AM and crashes, in Walnut Ridge (Arkansas), 1 injured:

2014-09-28 - Tractor trailer overturns on road near Saxton (Pennsylvania), 1 injured:

2014-09-28 - Minivan veers off road, slams pole, bursts into flame, in College Township (Pennsylvania), 1 killed:

2014-09-28 - SUV hits charter bus and bursts into flame near Three Rivers Road in Harrison County (Mississippi):

2014-09-28 - SUV veers over centerline, hits car head-on, car bursts into flame, on I-90 near Issaquah (Washington), at least 2 injured:

2014-09-28 - Car veers over centerline, hits van head-on, in Baltimore Township (Michigan), 4 injured:

2014-09-28 - Two cars crash, one bursts into flame, in Brookline (Massachusetts), near the coast:

2014-09-28 - Two cars collide head-on, one bursts into flame, in coastal Boynton Beach (Florida), 3 killed:

2014-09-28 - Car veers over centerline, hits car head-on, bursts into flame, in Schellville (California), 1 killed, 2 injured:

2014-09-28 - Car veers off road, crashes into ravine near creek bridge, in Mt. Olive (Alabama), 1 killed:

Quote: "A car was found in a ravine near the bridge over Crooked Creek."

2014-09-28 - Car crashes off road at 4 AM and bursts into flame in Rudston (Britain), near the coast, 1 killed:

2014-09-28 - Naked man, 40, dances in parking lot, lays down, hides in elevator, gets caught, in coastal Norwalk (Connecticut):

2014-09-28 - Naked man, 50, runs around neighborhood and masturbates in Rocklin (California):

2014-09-28 - Naked man strolls down street in coastal Singapore:

2014-09-28 - Family dog attacks and kills woman at home in Cave City (Arkansas):

2014-09-28 - Pit bull attacks and injures girl, face attack, at home in Leachville (Arkansas):

2014-09-28 - Six people sicken on passenger flight flying to Los Angeles International Airport (California):

2014-09-28 - Some 'dead' people 'coming back to life' in Liberia, people freaking out:

Note: Scientists discovered a while back that hydrogen sulfide can put rodents into a state of 'suspended animation', where their body temp drops to almost room temp and their vitals slow so much that it's almost undetectable that they're still alive. They tried this on pigs but it didn't work. My working theory is that it's not so much the species that matters but the SIZE of the mammal. Rodents are small, pigs are large. Over the last few years there have been a number of incidents where people - often children - have been pronounced dead only to 'come back to life', sometimes at their own funerals. Children are also small. So it's possible that these people in Liberia got hit by hydrogen sulfide blowing in off the ocean and went into 'suspended animation' too, like the children. Liberia is very poor so the people are skinny and underfed, meaning they too will tend to be on the small side. Some of the symptoms of hydrogen sulfide poisoning are the same as Ebola symptoms, especially in cases of acute poisoning, and it appears that no matter WHAT you die of in Liberia these days, everyone just ASSUMES it's from Ebola, as if that's the only thing that can affect people in Liberia now, which is obviously not the case...

2014-09-28 - Magnitude 5.1 earthquake strikes in Paruro Province (Peru), 8 killed, 15 homes destroyed:


  1. Breaking: pallet fire threatens factory in coastal Melbourne (Australia):

  2. Breaking: fire destroying high-rise Shangri-La Hotel in Ulaanbaatar (Mongolia):

    Towering Inferno!

  3. Awesome post Jonny - laughin' at yer goofy humor!

    Under Land Subsidence events:

    An ominous mudslide on a depleted Mount Shasta


  4. uh - oh

    Texas patient confirmed as first Ebola case diagnosed in US

    [how'd he get here, walk? well, what about all his fellow passengers, eh?]


    1. Well, we can still hope he just crash-landed on a single-person flight from Krypton. Otherwise...uh oh!