Thursday, June 19, 2014

Event Update For 2014-06-18

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: 'Zombie' Files

2014-06-18 - Naked man, 47, runs around, shouts, attacks cop, in Cambridge (Canada), man with hatchet mentioned too:

Quote: "In a separate incident, police in Kitchener arrested a man walking around a neighbourhood with a hatchet."

Note: A guy swinging an axe set a vehicle on fire on Highway 16 in New Hazelton (Canada) recently too, mentioned in the 2014-05-11 update. I think we need a new term for the crazy axe- and hatchet-wielding people - Lizzie Borden Syndrome! I guess I'd put meat cleavers in the Lizzie Borden Syndrome category too, since they're a hacking type instrument more like a little axe than a knife. The last meat cleaver incident was when a naked man, 71, armed with a meat cleaver threatened a driver in Oklahoma City (Oklahoma), mentioned in the 2014-05-06 update. The scariest meat cleaver incident so far was when a man dragged his wife down Canal Street while hacking at her with a meat cleaver, in coastal Manhattan (New York), mentioned in the 2013-02-24 update...

2014-06-18 - Naked man, 21, masturbates on Beaver Street in coastal Myrtle Beach (South Carolina), gets tased:

Quote: "Officers ordered him to place his hands behind his back, but he refused. Dyachkin then grabbed his penis and began to masturbate in front of several residents in the area, the report said. Officers were forced to use a taser in order to subdue Dyachkin."

Note: I'm shocked! Wait, no, HE was shocked...

2014-06-18 - Naked man, 31, locks himself in bathroom, stabs himself with knife, in coastal South Yarmouth (Massachusetts):

Note: Need a term for the knife/machete/sword-wielding crazy people too - Jason Voorhees Syndrome!

2014-06-18 - Naked man runs around in street, tries to get in cars, in Wilbraham (Massachusetts):

2014-06-18 - Mysterious explosion alarms people from Whangaparaoa to Lynfield and Blockhouse Bay in coastal Auckland (New Zealand):

Quote: "A spokesperson described the noise as a rumbling such as that caused by a minor explosion or shockwave."

2014-06-18 - Explosion during training exercise injures 5 responders in Ottawa (Canada):

Quote: "Two male paramedics in their 30s from an elite tactical unit are in intensive care with second-degree burns following an explosion during a training exercise that also injured another paramedic and two police officers."

Note: That's some realistic training there!

2014-06-18 - Landfill keeps burning and spewing smoke in Shreveport (Louisiana), residents get agitated and hold a meeting:

2014-06-18 - Small jet veers off runway, bursts into flame, hits fence, at airport in Huntsville (Alabama), 3 killed:

Quote: "An airplane ran off the runway at Huntsville International Airport Wednesday afternoon, caught fire, and crashed near a fence. Airport officials confirmed three people were killed."

2014-06-18 - Smoke in cockpit sends passenger plane to emergency landing in Minot (North Dakota):

2014-06-18 - In two events in one day, boat workshop and van burn at boat yard on New Quay Road in coastal Poole (Britain):

Note: Workshop burned at 9:30 PM then at 2:30 AM the van parked inside the building burst into flame...

2014-06-18 - Schooner 'Isaac Webb' bursts into flame at 2:18 AM at Captain's Cove in coastal Bridgeport (Connecticut):

Quote: "The boat is adjacent to other boats nearby. Firefighters on the way. UPDATE–One boat close to the AquaCultural School fully involved."

2014-06-18 - Boat bursts into flame while trailered at property in the Town of Kinderhook (New York):

Quote: "Columbia County 911 dispatched Niverville Firefighters and Valatie Rescue at 10:40pm for a reported boat fire on State Farm Road in off of Route 9 in the Town of Kinderhook. Upon his arrival Niverville Car 1 reported a working boat fire."

2014-06-18 - Boat bursts into flame off the coast near Falmouth (Britain):

2014-06-18 - School bus bursts into flame on the A590 in South Cumbria (Britain):

Note: This is the 9th school bus to burst into flame in June, that I know of, so far...

2014-06-18 - Straddle carrier vehicle bursts into flame at airport in coastal Norfolk (Virginia):

Note: Had to look it up. These are basically heavy-duty motorized mobile cranes used to move containers and other cargo on and off airplanes...

2014-06-18 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on I-81 in Montgomery County (Virginia):

Quote: "The driver managed to escape after he noticed flames coming from the back of the sleeper area of the trailer. He had to use the guard rail to slow down because the brakes burned. The flames are extinguished, but the truck is destroyed."

2014-06-18 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on I-20/59 near Bessemer (Alabama):

2014-06-18 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on Main Street in Ingleside (Texas):

2014-06-18 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on I-35 in Emporia (Kansas):

2014-06-18 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame at 6:50 AM on I-15 in Las Vegas (Nevada):

2014-06-18 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on the M62 near Brighouse (Britain):

2014-06-18 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on I-57 near Effingham (Illinois):

2014-06-18 - Three semi tractors and three cars go up in flames at 3 AM while parked at facility in Clackamas (Oregon):

Note: They're calling this arson without having ruled out accidental causes, which means they probably got really shitty grades in fire investigator school. Looks just like all the other parked vehicles that have been spontaneously igniting, especially in the middle of the night, in cities all around the world...

2014-06-18 - Two tractors damaged by fire while parked at garden center in Wheatfield, Niagara Falls (New York):

2014-06-18 - Tractor bursts into flame along New Road in Cocklake, Wedmore (Britain):

2014-06-18 - Tractor bursts into flame along Baggrave Road in Hungarton (Britain):

2014-06-18 - Tractor bursts into flame at Templeton, Tiverton (Britain):

2014-06-18 - Garbage truck bursts into flame on Woodlawn Avenue in Cambridge (Ohio):

2014-06-18 - Three trucks destroyed by fire at 2:30 AM while parked at warehouse in El Paso (Texas):

Quote: "El Paso Fire Department was called out to an El Paso Independent School District warehouse where three trucks caught fire. Firefighters responded Wednesday morning at about 2:30 a.m. to the 4900 block of Woodrow Bean/Transmountain Road to the James L. Gamble storage facility."

2014-06-18 - Flatbed truck bursts into flame on I-4 near Thonotosassa (Florida):

2014-06-18 - Food truck bursts into flame in gas station parking lot in Memphis (Tennessee):

2014-06-18 - Utility truck bursts into flame on street in Lufkin (Texas):

2014-06-18 - Truck bursts into flame on the A2 Coast Road near coastal Larne (Ireland):

2014-06-18 - RV bursts into flame, explosion mentioned too, at mobile home park in Sacramento (California), 2 injured:

Quote: "Neighbors at the Bamboo Tree Mobile Home Park reported an explosion in a camper-type recreational vehicle, but neither police nor firefighters would confirm that."

2014-06-18 - In separate incidents, two cars burst into flame while parked at university in Pottstown (Pennsylvania):

Quote: "According to information from the college, one car was parked in the North Hall Lot and another in the West Lot at South Hall."

Note: Pottstown is located along the banks of the Schuykill River. Same general geographic area, same timeframe, same atmosphere...

2014-06-18 - Two cars destroyed by fire at 1:30 AM while parked inside garage at home in Phoenix (Arizona):

2014-06-18 - Two cars burst into flame at auto salvage yard in Terre Haute (Indiana):

2014-06-18 - Car bursts into flame while parked at parking garage at City Hall in coastal West Palm Beach (Florida):

2014-06-18 - Car bursts into flame at 5:45 AM while parked in coastal Jacksonville (Florida):

Quote: "The Jacksonville Fire Department stated the car fire is not related to a suspicious vacant house fire in the 500 block of East Hardin on Monday."

Note: Wouldn't be too sure about that...

2014-06-18 - Car bursts into flame near Feather River bridge near Magalia (California), car fire ignites brush fire:

Quote: "The fire was on the Magalia side of the bridge so there was no concern about the fire engines crossing the bridge."

2014-06-18 - Car bursts into flame on the Garden State Parkway near Paterson (New Jersey):

Note: Looks like it was a nice Corvette before it became a pile of melted slag...

2014-06-18 - Car bursts into flame on highway in Dallas (Texas):

2014-06-18 - Car bursts into flame on I-94 in St. Paul (Minnesota):

Quote: "Watch out for a car fire on the right shoulder of westbound 94 at Prior Avenue in St. Paul."

2014-06-18 - Car bursts into flame on Route 283 East in East Hempfield (Pennsylvania):

2014-06-18 - Car bursts into flame at 2:45 AM while parked at home on Karn Avenue in Woodstock (Canada):

2014-06-18 - Car bursts into flame inside garage on Brimington Road in Chesterfield (Britain):

2014-06-18 - Car bursts into flame on Hafod Street in coastal Swansea (Britain):

2014-06-18 - Car bursts into flame at 6:12 AM on Embankment Road in coastal Plymouth (Britain):

2014-06-18 - Car bursts into flame on Hoegate Street in The Hoe in coastal Plymouth (Britain):

2014-06-18 - Trucks, cars, trailers, wagons, garage and barn destroyed by fire near Alvinston (Canada):

Quote: "Chief McCabe says no livestock were lost but wagons, trailers, trucks and cars inside the buildings were destroyed."

2014-06-18 - Car and garage destroyed by fire at home in Duluth (Minnesota), nice pics:

Quote: "Welsand’s good Samaritan routine helped to ensure there were no human casualties, but the garage and car inside were total losses."

Note: Fire probably started when that car spontaneously ignited. Duluth is located on the shore of Lake Superior...

2014-06-18 - Barn damaged by fire at 6:30 AM on Valley Road in the Town of Waukechon (Wisconsin):

2014-06-18 - Barn damaged by fire in the Town of El Paso (Wisconsin):

2014-06-18 - Barn damaged by fire just after 3 AM in Chillicothe (Ohio):

2014-06-18 - Barn damaged by fire in Urbana (Ohio):

2014-06-18 - Chicken coops and palm trees destroyed by fire at 3 AM in Thermal (California), 100 chickens killed:

2014-06-18 - Brush fire erupts along I-780 in coastal Vallejo (California):

2014-06-18 - Wildfire breaks out at 3:45 AM near the Hood River (Oregon):

2014-06-18 - Transformer explodes and burns in Naugatuck (Connecticut), 2000 homes go dark:

Quote: "A transformer exploded Wednesday afternoon, sending a fireball about 30 feet in diameter into the evergreens on Horton Hill Road near the intersection of New Haven Road."

2014-06-18 - Cabin destroyed by fire at Schroon Lake (New York), nobody there:

2014-06-18 - Cypress tree bursts into flame, fire spreads, two homes damaged/destroyed, in coastal Sunnyvale (California):

Quote: "The fire broke out at 9:25 a.m. when a 30-foot cypress [tree] erupted into flames before the flames spread to two homes, one on each side of the tree."

Note: Uh oh, sounds like a tree spontaneously combusted. Wouldn't be the first time. Actually, I just did a count, and this is the seventh time that one or more trees have spontaneously ignited, that I know of, and I'm quite sure there have been many others. Lots of homes and other buildings are near trees. It's not wise at this point to have any DEAD trees near your home, for sure. Living trees should be safer, but who knows how long they'll stay that way...

2014-06-18 - Custom cabinet shop destroyed by fire in Apache (Oklahoma), nobody there:

2014-06-18 - Commercial building bursts into flame at 3:15 AM, fire spreads, home destroyed, in Waltham (Massachusetts):

Quote: "Firefighters were called to Charles Street around 3:15 a.m. after flames broke out in a commercial building undergoing renovations and then jumped to the house next door."

2014-06-18 - Janitorial products business burns at 3 AM, building destroyed, in Des Moines (Iowa), nobody there:

2014-06-18 - Tire plant damaged by fire in Oklahoma City (Oklahoma):

2014-06-18 - Tire recycling business hit by fire in Green Bay (Wisconsin), near Lake Michigan:

2014-06-18 - Cloth factory and 50 shops destroyed by fire at 4 AM in Narayanganj (Bangladesh):

Quote: "A cloth factory and at least 50 shops were gutted by a fire that broke out at a market in the city early Wednesday."

Note: Narayanganj is located along the banks of the Shitalakshya River...

2014-06-18 - Pile of mulch ignites at private landfill near Augusta (Georgia), smoke blankets the city:

2014-06-18 - Hay bursts into flame near school in Bridport (Britain):

2014-06-18 - Gas line bursts into flame outside home in Fort Wayne (Indiana):

2014-06-18 - Four separate fires erupt in the wee hours in Indianapolis (Indiana):

Note: First fire was a deck that burst into flame at 5:37 AM at a home. Second fire was a storage shed that burst into flame at 5:47 AM. Third fire was an 'arson' that burned a house or something but didn't do much damage. Fourth fire was a police squad car that burst into flame at 6:30 AM while parked in the driveway of the officer's home, and they're calling that arson too. Just because they call things arson doesn't mean it is so. They're operating with an incomplete deck knowledge-wise so you can't really expect them to be too competent about their doing their job anymore...

2014-06-18 - Garage bursts into flame shortly after midnight, fire spreads to home, in Sioux Falls (South Dakota):

2014-06-18 - Porch bursts into flame just after 2 AM, fire spreads to home, in Syracuse (New York), 1 injured:

2014-06-18 - Porch bursts into flame at home in Scranton (Pennsylvania):

2014-06-18 - Porch bursts into flame, fire spreads, propane tank explodes, in Hutchingson (Kansas), 1 critically injured:

Quote: "A firefighter also was injured while helping rescue the woman, who was disabled and trapped in the home. That was after a propane tank, attached to a barbecue grill on the porch of the home at 930 E. Sherman St., exploded, said Fire Chief Kim Forbes. That sent flames shooting to the back of the house, forcing firefighters to go to the floor and drag the woman from the home."

2014-06-18 - House destroyed by fire on coastal Tiki Island in Galveston (Texas), nobody home:

Quote: "By the time the fire was out, the home was destroyed. The owners are believed to be on vacation. A neighbor called 911 to report the fire."

2014-06-18 - Home destroyed by fire near North Pond in Smithfield (Maine), nobody home:

Quote: "The yellow house with a shingled roof is on the edge of the water with a view across the lake."

2014-06-18 - Apartment building devastated by huge blaze in Garfield, Pittsburg (Pennsylvania):

Quote: "Authorities haven't determined the cause of the fire, but there was extensive damage on the third floor, which residents said was unoccupied."

2014-06-18 - Deadly blaze burns business at 4 AM in Mt. Airy, Cincinnati (Ohio), 1 killed:

2014-06-18 - Vacant home burns in Northridge (California):

2014-06-18 - Vacant house burns in Newark (Ohio):

2014-06-18 - Vacant home burns at 4:57 AM in Evanston (Illinois):

2014-06-18 - Vacant house burns in Kansas City (Kansas):

2014-06-18 - Vacant home burns at 5:49 AM in Toledo (Ohio):

2014-06-18 - Vacant house burns in Avon (Ohio):

2014-06-18 - Vacant warehouse burns in the wee hours in Bakersfield (California):

2014-06-18 - Vacant auto sales business burns in Shreveport (Louisiana):

2014-06-18 - Feral cats mysteriously dying off in neighborhood in Posey County (Indiana):

Quote: "Bland says she has been searching the neighborhood to try to find an answer. 'I even walked the woods behind my home to see if it was possible that somebody set something out to kill the wildlife and maybe the cats were getting in it,' Bland says. 'There is nothing and there is no trace of anything anywhere.'"

Note: All the cats are dead in my neighborhood too, and in a different neighborhood near me but closer to the Mississippi River cats were being found dead too. They're probably dying all around now, but mostly unseen, in their nests, then they start rotting and people find them, but that's not likely to come up in day-to-day conversation, so one person who finds some dead cats may not have any idea that the neighbors all around have been finding them too. And not many people would really notice a lack of feral cats. I mainly noticed it because of the explosion in rabbits and squirrels, then I went looking for cats and couldn't spot any at all, at any time, day or night - all gone. Poof. They don't just 'move on' either, because cats are highly territorial, soooo...they're dead.

2014-06-18 - Man, 41, found dead in backyard, burned on his mouth and arms, in Huntsville (Alabama):

Quote: "Green had burns on his arms and around his mouth. He was pronounced dead at the scene. Police said foul play is not suspected, but would not comment on any further details surrounding the death."

2014-06-18 - Man, 62, dives into water, goes missing, found dead in Lake Havasu (Arizona):

2014-06-18 - Man, 32, drops dead in park in Pittsfield Township (Michigan):

2014-06-18 - Man, 38, jumps in water to save nephew, next seen dead in Lewisville Lake (Texas):

2014-06-18 - Person found dead in irrigation canal near shopping center in Denver (Colorado):

2014-06-18 - Man drops dead in wooded area between creek and Wills Creek Valley Drive in Cambridge (Ohio):

2014-06-18 - Man drops dead between two buildings in Las Vegas (Nevada):

2014-06-18 - Man found dead in creek west of Charleston (South Carolina):

2014-06-18 - Man found dead at train station in Jalandhar (India):

2014-06-18 - Teacher, woman, 36, drops dead at home in Guwahati (India):

2014-06-18 - Man, 70, found dead at coastal Jomtien Beach (Thailand):

2014-06-18 - Man in his 50s drops dead in copse near The Street in Puttenham (Britain), another man found dead too:

2014-06-18 - Man, 64, has 'medical event, car veers over centerline, hits car head-on, on the coastal Montauk Highway (New York), 1 injured:

2014-06-18 - Driver has 'medical issue', car veers off road and slams into home, in Oakville (Canada), some injuries:

2014-06-18 - Small plane crashes near Morton (Texas), all 3 aboard killed:

2014-06-18 - Small plane crashes near Bayview (Texas), near the coast, 2 injured:

2014-06-18 - Small plane crashes into canal during takeoff, in Novato (California):

2014-06-18 - Tractor trailer hits car, car explodes into flame, near Towner (North Dakota), 1 killed:

2014-06-18 - Tractor trailer crashes at 3 AM, bursts into flame, on I-55 bridge over the Mississippi River in West Memphis (Arkansas):

2014-06-18 - Mail truck veers off road and overturns at 4 AM, near Moneta (Wyoming), 1 killed:

2014-06-18 - Pickup truck veers over centerline, hits semi head-on, near Rankin (Texas), 1 killed, 4 injured:

2014-06-18 - Pickup truck and SUV collide head-on, on the Burlington Bristol Bridge in Bristol (Pennsylvania), 2 injured:

2104-06-18 - Pickup truck veers over centerline, hits car head-on, in Capitol Reef National Park (Utah), 2 killed:

2014-06-18 - Three cars crash, one bursts into flame, on Route 78 near Warren (New Jersey):

2104-06-18 - Car veers over centerline, hits car head-on, east of Manila at Big Lake (Arkansas), 1 killed, 1 injured:

2104-06-18 - Car veers over centerline, hits car head-on, on South Bay Boulevard in Los Osos (California), 1 killed, 1 injured:

2014-06-18 - Car veers over centerline, hits car head-on, in San Bernardino (California), 1 killed, 2 injured:

2014-06-18 - Car blows tire, crashes, bursts into flame, near Nogales (Arizona), 1 injured:

2014-06-18 - Moped veers off road, crashes into ditch, in the Town of Little River (Wisconsin), 1 killed:

2014-06-18 - Shark attacks and injures 15-year-old boy at Middleton Point (Australia):

2014-06-18 - Sinkhole opens on expressway in DeKalb County (Georgia):

2014-06-18 - HazMat event, 45 children start vomiting and have serious headaches at daycare in Saint-Eustache (Canada):

Quote: "Workers at the daycare in Saint-Eustache, 45 kilometers (30 miles) northwest of Montreal, called for help after they and several of the children began vomiting and complaining of violent headaches. Symptoms in only a few of the children were initially dismissed because daycare staff believed they could be signs of flu. But they quickly realized something was seriously wrong when they too began to fall ill..."

2014-06-18 - Mt. Etna erupts, spews lava down its flanks, airport closed in Sicily (Italy):

2014-06-18 - Volcano Sabancaya awakens after 15 years, starts pluming smoke, in Peru:

2014-06-18 - Fire department, not utilities, responding to all 'gas odor' calls now in coastal New York City (New York):


  1. Jonny: if someone were to put pins in a map each day (different colors for different problems: say white for people or animals dropping dead, red for fire, black for explosion, green for zombie event, etc) for these incidents you report on, do you think there's a pattern?

    Like for example do you think the Gulf Coast states are suffering from sinkholes more than other areas? Are more people dropping dead along the coasts of countries or further inland? Stuff like that. I think any trend would emerge if it were done, but it might just be "too soon to tell" since more occur every day. What do you think?

    Some great stories today! In Hempfield the fire department was reportedly very happy and relaxed at the car fire that spread into the plants/grass nearby. They ordered in pizza and a bunch of snack food and shared it with the driver, who was cracking jokes with them according to gawkers slowing down to have a look. The only problem was that they had a hard time getting any information from the driver who couldn't remember where he was going or why, and said he felt like he just arrived at the party - like he was "beamed in" - with the firemen.

    Meanwhile the firemen in aptly named THERMAL, CA held a massive chicken barbecue after the barn fire they put out - with free chicken to any and all comers.

    What's with all the zombies today (and their location)? The kids getting sick in roughly the same area (Canada) seems a bit fishy, no?

    This is the first I've heard about the missing cat mystery. Interesting, like 'canary in the coal mine' interesting . . .

    Thanks for the great update.


    1. Huh, yeah, the axemen in Canada and the sick kids too, hadn't noticed that. Maybe the weird jetstream patterns of late (bringing that snow into Utah in JUNE) are blowing more hydrogen sulfide toward Canada off the dying Pacific Ocean than normal. Or maybe things are just plain escalating everywhere.

      I dunno about the coasts. Seems like they would be hit harder than other areas, but maybe it's not totally like that, and the 'poison layer' that's building starts filling up ANY low-lying areas, and that's relative to the areas around them, and that means pretty much everywhere. Wherever there's a mountain, there's a valley or canyon or gorge or something near it. Every hill is elevated above something else. So any of these lower-lying areas might act as a kind of gun, reloading when hydrogen sulfide blows through and the wind then dies down, then firing the accumulated 'bullet' from the gun when the wind picks back up.

      But the guys burning their trucks on bridges on coasts, the original face-eater, also on a bridge on a coast, the crazy naked sunroof guy in California on the coast, etc - can't say the coasts look too good, so I dunno, could be if someone did the pin thing with events, the coasts might just look pretty bad.

  2. Here in Mass you make sure your car doors are locked, cause you may get a birthday suit visitor with a unstable mind! Keep your windows up and doors locked folks we may have a bumpy ride. There have been all event catagories here in mass especially around boston and the cape, dude just dropped dead in Salem and Lynn just had a huge fire, disrupting boston traffic for hours. And just a few weeks ago the was a crazy F@/&):$ in myrtle beach tazzed for being naked and jerking off in front of everyone. Same event same place 6 weeks apart.

    1. You ain't kiddin'! Never in a thousand years would I ever have predicted that I would end up typing 'Massachusetts' as many times in my LIFE as I have in the last couple of years! Haha, makes me really appreciate the fine states of Ohio and Iowa and Utah with their FOUR-letter names!