Event Update For 2014-04-08

http://jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com/2012/02/jumping-jack-flash-hypothesis-its-gas.html

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Multiple Corpses

2014-04-08 - Family of seven AND all their animals found dead at compound in Sogakope (Ghana):
http://graphic.com.gh/news/general-news/21003-family-of-seven-found-dead-in-sogakope.html
http://www.modernghana.com/news/534422/1/family-of-seven-found-dead-in-s.html

Quote: "All animals in their compound were also found dead, Accra-based Citi FM Tuesday reported. According to the report, the dead, comprising two adults and five children have been missing since last Friday. Their bodies were found in a decomposed state at about 3:30 pm Monday. It is not immediately clear what caused the deaths."

Note: Sounds like a pretty good-sized cloud of hydrogen sulfide may have descended on this property and killed everyone and everything there. It's deadly stuff. That's partly why the British used it on the Germans in WWI. The other reason is that it's a heavier-than-air gas, so it would flow down into the trenches and kill the crap out of the soldiers in them. You won't see it coming because it's invisible and it can hit anyone at any time now. It may not smell bad, if you can smell it at all, and you shouldn't count on smelling it. It may smell 'sweet' or 'flowery' or 'sickeningly sweet'. If you smell something like that and there's no discernible reason for it, you may be in big trouble. Sogakope is located on the northeast (downwind) banks of the Volta River, near the coast...
 

2014-04-08 - Home explodes and burns in Crystal Lake (Illinois), home destroyed, adjacent home damaged too:
http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/local&id=9498240

Quote: "It started around 3:40 Tuesday afternoon in the Bayview Beach subdivision of Crystal Lake. A loud blast at Goorsky's home shook the neighborhood and sent debris flying through the window of next-door neighbor Anne Marie Denofrio, missing her head by inches. 'I looked out the window, and his porch was just halfway burnt already,' said Denofrio. The growing inferno would spread to Denofrio's home. The flames were so intense, firefighters drew extra water from the nearby Fox River."

2014-04-08 - Around 300 cars destroyed by blaze at auto salvage yard on Rock Creek Road in Toccoa (Georgia), in Stephens County:
http://www.independentmail.com/news/2014/apr/09/fire-destroys-300-junk-cars-at-stephens-county/
http://www.921wlhr.com/fire-destroys-hundreds-of-junk-cars-in-toccoa/
http://classiccitytoday.com/2014/04/cars-burn-in-toccoa-fire/

2014-04-08 - Scrap metal business hit by explosion in coastal Oceanside (California):
http://www.liherald.com/stories/Explosion-rocks-Oceanside-one-injury-reported,54162

Quote: "According to Ed Scharfberg, spokesperson for the Oceanside Fire District, the explosion originated somewhere in a pile of metal and rubble at Cousin’s Metal, but the department is uncertain as to what may have caused it."

2014-04-08 - Underground fire erupts at 3:35 AM at construction site in coastal Singapore:
http://forums.hardwarezone.com.sg/eat-drink-man-woman-16/explosion-fire-10-mile-junction-construction-site-4637256.html

Quote: "Viewing from window of my in-laws place. Next to 10mile junction @ Bt. Panjang. Lots of shouting and firemen rushing around. Looks like underground fire."

2014-04-08 - Apartment building under construction devastated by massive fire in Anaheim (California):
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2014/04/08/crews-battle-3-alarm-fire-at-anaheim-construction-site/
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Anaheim-Construction-Site-Fire-254381501.html
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/local/orange_county&id=9496172

Quote: "Smoke was seen for miles after a massive fire erupted at a construction site in Anaheim on Tuesday morning. Fire crews responded to the three-alarm blaze in the 100 block of North Muller Street just after 8:30 a.m. Flames were contained to one building at the site."

Quote: "Damage was estimated at $2 million."

2014-04-08 - Refrigerator recycling plant hit by huge fire in Wellingborough (Britain):
http://www.environmentguru.com/pages/elements/element.aspx?id=1548357
http://www.mrw.co.uk/news/major-fire-at-fridge-recycling-plant/8661250.article?blocktitle=Latest-news---recycling-and-waste-management&contentID=2182

2014-04-08 - Recycling center damaged by small explosion and fire in Henderson (Nevada):
http://www.fox5vegas.com/story/25191820/small-explosion-fire-reported-at-henderson-recycling-plant
http://www.jrn.com/ktnv/news/Firefighters-on-scene-of-fire-at-Henderson-recycling-plant-254353381.html
http://www.thevegasgeek.com/firefighters-respond-to-fire-at-henderson-recycling-center/

2014-04-08 - Fishing boat bursts into flame, burns and sinks, off the coast near Langkawi (Malaysia), 23 fishermen rescued:
http://www.thesundaily.my/news/1011694
http://www.nst.com.my/latest/23-fishermen-rescued-after-fishing-boat-caught-fire-and-capsized-near-langkawi-1.557890

Quote: "Twenty-three fishermen were rescued after their boat caught fire and sank near Pulau Lima in Langkawi today, according to a spokesman from the Kedah Fire and Rescue Department."

2014-04-08 - Boat and garage destroyed by fire in Baileys Harbor (Wisconsin):
http://www.doorcountydailynews.com/news/details.cfm?clientid=28&id=121579

2014-04-08 - School bus bursts into flame on road in Bountiful (Utah):
http://fox13now.com/2014/04/08/school-bus-engine-catches-fire-in-davis-county/
http://www.davisclipper.com/view/full_story/24893091/article-Viewmont-students-evacuated-from-burning-school-bus-in-Bountiful
http://saltlakecity.gotnewswire.com/news/school-bus-engine-catches-fire-in-davis-county

2014-04-08 - Transit bus bursts into flame on street in coastal Jakarta (Indonesia):
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/photo/2014-04/08/c_133246361.htm
http://www.prokerala.com/news/photos/transjakarta-bus-caught-fire-in-jakarta-39369/
http://www.oananews.org/content/news/general/passenger-evacuated-transjakarta-bus-catches-fire

2014-04-08 - Eight vehicles and highway patrol maintenance building destroyed by fire before 1 AM in Jefferson County (Missouri):
http://www.kmbc.com/news/fire-destroys-missouri-highway-patrol-maintenance-building/25380318
http://www.connectmidmissouri.com/news/story.aspx?id=1028511
http://www.newstribune.com/news/2014/apr/08/two-alarm-fire-highway-patrol-facility/
http://www.kctv5.com/story/25189839/fire-damages-highway-patrol-maintenance-building
http://stlouis.cbslocal.com/2014/04/08/fire-damages-missouri-highway-patrol-building/
http://www.ozarksfirst.com/story/d/story/fire-at-highway-patrol-maintenance-building/27788/20KicgAnykuETfDZEDD46Q

Quote: "An early Tuesday fire destroyed the vehicle maintenance facility for the Missouri State Highway Patrol and damaged more than a dozen vehicles."

Quote: "Replogle said eight vehicles were destroyed and an additional six suffered heavy smoke damage, including several new vehicles. One of the damaged vehicles belonged to the Fire Marshal's office and the rest were patrol vehicles, he said. He said the building was worth $3.8 million but the total loss could range from $4 million to $5 million when vehicles and equipment are included."

Note: Time to go do some speeding and erratic driving!

2014-04-08 - At least five vehicles and carport destroyed by fire at 1 AM, apartment building damaged, in Downey (California):
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Car-Vehicle-Carport-Fire-Downey-Apartment-Blaze-Firefighters-254355911.html

Quote: "The fire spread quickly through the carport and left behind a row of burned out vehicles that were parked at the complex."

2014-04-08 - Semi tractor, tractor, pickup truck and machine shed destroyed by fire in Montezuma (Iowa):
http://yourweeklypaper.com/blog/2014/04/08/fire-destroys-machine-shed-on-sunday/

Quote: "We have no idea how it started..."

Note: Probably one of those vehicles spontaneously ignited, as many are...

2014-04-08 - Tractor bursts into flame in West Coast Berbice (Guyana):
http://www.stabroeknews.com/2014/news/stories/04/08/weldaad-farmer-loses-15m-tractor-fire/

2014-04-08 - Highway lining truck bursts into flame on Hopcott Road in Minehead (Britain):
http://www.dsfire.gov.uk/News/Newsdesk/IncidentDetail.cfm?IncidentID=28646&siteCategoryId=3&T1ID=26&T2ID=41

2014-04-08 - RV bursts into flame on I-40 near Kingman (Arizona):
http://pinionpinefire.blogspot.com/2014/04/rv-fire-on-interstate-40.html
http://www.kingmandailyminer.com/main.asp?SectionID=1&SubSectionID=1&ArticleID=60777&TM=10202.39

Quote: "Fire destroyed a motor home Tuesday on Interstate 40 at Blake Ranch Road. Nobody was injured in the fire, which had destroyed the recreational vehicle before firefighters responded."

2014-04-08 - RV bursts into flame on Route 1 in Crystal City, Arlington (Virginia):
http://www.arlnow.com/2014/04/09/rv-fire-closes-southbound-route-1-in-crystal-city/
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dr-gridlock/wp/2014/04/09/rv-fire-causes-smoke-and-road-closures-in-crystal-city/
http://fireopsonline.com/route-1-in-crystal-city-reopens-after-rv-fire-washington-post-blog/
http://washington.gotnewswire.com/news/dr-gridlock-rv-fire-causes-smoke-road-closures-in-crystal-city

2014-04-08 - RV bursts into flame while parked in coastal Ocean Park (Washington):
http://www.chinookobserver.com/news/news_of_record/fire-destroys-recreational-vehicle/image_ca322706-bf72-11e3-b98c-0019bb2963f4.html

2014-04-08 - Van bursts into flame at 2:23 AM off Welshmill Lane in Frome (Britain):
http://www.dsfire.gov.uk/News/Newsdesk/IncidentDetail.cfm?IncidentID=28641&siteCategoryId=3&T1ID=26&T2ID=41
http://www.fromestandard.co.uk/Police-investigation-launched-Welshmill-area/story-20928130-detail/story.html

2014-04-08 - SUV bursts into flame at 2:30 AM while parked near Prospect Lake Road in Saanich (Canada):
http://www.timescolonist.com/saanich-police-suspect-arson-in-suv-fire-near-prospect-lake-road-1.947092

Quote: "At this point the fire does appear to be suspicious although we’re not sure what caused the fire..."

Note: The only reason they see it as suspicious is that it was a parked vehicle that ignited, which just means they're oblivious to the fact that parked vehicles are spontaneously igniting all over the planet these days. The wee hours are when the atmosphere cools and contracts, which will push any hydrogen sulfide or methane in the air above closer to the ground...

2014-04-08 - Pickup truck, car, two ATVs, riding mower and garage destroyed by fire at home in Palo Cedro (California):
http://www.krcrtv.com/news/local/garage-fire-destroys-familys-cars/25386894

Quote: "The garage and everything inside was a total loss. That includes both the family’s new cars – a 2013 GMC Sierra and a 2012 Infiniti G37 – a pair of ATVs, a riding lawn mower, a couple refrigerators and hunting and camping equipment. The fire was so hot that it melted a pool regulation shed behind the garage and partially melted an RV trailer parked about 15 feet away from the garage."

Note: Palo Cedro is just northeast (downwind) of the Sacramento River...

2014-04-08 - Pickup truck bursts into flame on I-77 in Raleigh County (West Virginia):
http://www.wvva.com/story/25199252/2014/04/09/a-vehicle-catches-on-fire-in-raleigh-county-late-tuesday-night

Quote: "Dispatchers say a diesel pick-up truck was traveling in the southbound lane of I-77 near mile-marker 48 when it caught on fire."

2014-04-08 - Car bursts into flame on I-15 in Apple Valley (California):
http://www.vvdailypress.com/articles/closure-46040-fire-lane.html

2014-04-08 - Car bursts into flame near street in Lehigh Acres (Florida):
http://www.nbc-2.com/story/25198267/deputies-find-car-on-fire-in-lehigh-acres

2014-04-08 - Car bursts into flame on street in coastal Banora Point (Australia):
http://www.mydailynews.com.au/news/car-turbo-engine-explodes/2223888/

2014-04-08 - Car bursts into flame in Surat (India):
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/surat/Rallies-burning-car-choke-city/articleshow/33450152.cms

2014-04-08 - Car bursts into flame shortly before midnight while parked on street in Cheltenham (Britain):
http://www.gloucestershireecho.co.uk/Aston-Martin-suspected-Cheltenham-arson/story-20934112-detail/story.html

2014-04-08 - Car bursts into flame on the M25 near Brentwood (Britain):
http://www.brentwoodgazette.co.uk/M25-closed-bewteen-junctions-27-28-following-car/story-20929029-detail/story.html

2014-04-08 - Car bursts into flame on the A5 in Milton Keynes (Britain):
http://www.mkweb.co.uk/News/Car-ablaze-on-A5-northbound-in-central-Milton-Keynes-20140408184022.htm

2014-04-08 - Car bursts into flame on Kenwood Avenue in Worcester (Britain):
http://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/11133714.Car_fire_in_Kenwood_Avenue__Worcester/

2014-04-08 - Car bursts into flame at 4:35 AM on Sinclair Avenue in Kingsway, Widnes (Britain):
http://www.cheshirefire.gov.uk/news-events/incidents/car-fire-in-widnes_08-04-2014_8-33-25

2014-04-08 - Car bursts into flame on Bovet Street in Wellington (Britain):
http://www.dsfire.gov.uk/News/Newsdesk/IncidentDetail.cfm?IncidentID=28648&siteCategoryId=3&T1ID=26&T2ID=41

2014-04-08 - Auto shop damaged by fire in Delanson (New York):
http://www.news10.com/story/25194653/crews-on-scene-of-fire-in-delanson

2014-04-08 - Auto business damaged by fire at 1:58 AM in coastal Newport on the Isle of Wight (Britain):
http://www.iwcp.co.uk/news/news/investigation-into-fire-55223.aspx

2014-04-08 - Barn destroyed by fire in Olivet (Michigan), 12+ animals killed:
http://www.wlns.com/story/25192383/fire-destroys-olivet-ffa-barn
http://www.battlecreekenquirer.com/article/20140408/NEWS01/304080030/Olivet-High-barn-fire-kills-animals
http://us.topnewstoday.org/us/article/11854984/

2014-04-08 - Barn and hay destroyed by fire near Huntly (Britain):
http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/local/dozens-of-firefighters-tackle-substantial-blaze-at-north-east-farm-1.308584

2014-04-08 - Barn destroyed by fire near Menno (South Dakota):
http://www.mitchellrepublic.com/content/fire-destroys-barn-near-menno

2014-04-08 - Barn damaged by fire in Rushford (New York):
http://solomonswords.blogspot.com/2014/04/rushford-dispatched-to-barn-fire-on.html

2014-04-08 - Brush fire erupts, grows to 180 acres, in Swan Lake State Wildlife Area (Wisconsin), near the Fox River:
http://www.wiscnews.com/news/article_5ed6cb9b-713f-5fb6-aea1-b2bc868e0f9f.html

Quote: "In 10 years of living at the edge of the Swan Lake State Wildlife Area — he’s just north of Highway P and west of Wolfgram Road — he’s never seen a fire like this one before. 'Not even a little one,' Lane said. He wasn’t the only one fighting that day. It was good, he said, that it was Sunday, with most people home to protect their properties. 'If we wouldn’t have been home ….,” Lane said. “It wouldn’t take much for a lot of people to lose it all.' Greg and Cheryl Seeley, living at the Saddle Ridge subdivision, north of the wildlife area and the Fox River, also saw smoke Sunday at about 3 p.m. Their property borders the marsh."

2014-04-08 - Brush fire breaks out, 2 outbuildings burn, near I-405 in Van Nuys area of coastal Los Angeles (California):
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2014/04/08/fire-damages-motorhome-carport-near-405-freeway-in-van-nuys/
http://article.wn.com/view/2014/04/08/Grass_fire_knocked_down_near_405_Freeway_at_Roscoe_Boulevard/
http://www.dailynewz.net/news/grass-fire-burns-near-405-freeway-at-roscoe-boulevard-in-van-nuys
http://www.topix.com/news/wildfire/2014/04/grass-fire-knocked-down-near-405-freeway-at-roscoe-boulevard-in-van-nuys-panorama-city
http://www.dailynews.com/general-news/20140408/grass-fire-knocked-down-near-405-freeway-at-roscoe-boulevard-in-van-nuyspanorama-city

2014-04-08 - Restaurant destroyed by just after 5 AM, one day after opening, in Palouse (Washington):
http://www.khq.com/story/25191257/look-fire-destroys-newly-renovated-restaurant-in-downtown-palouse
http://www.kxly.com/news/spokane-news/fire-destroys-building-in-palouse/25374076
http://article.wn.com/view/2014/04/08/LOOK_Fire_Destroys_Newly_Renovated_Restaurant_In_Downtown_Pa/

Note: The Palouse River goes right through the middle of town...

2014-04-08 - Storage garage destroyed by fire at 4 AM in coastal Warwick (Rhode Island), nobody there:
http://www.abc6.com/story/25190117/storage-garage-destroyed-in-early-morning-fire
http://www.turnto10.com/story/25189022/fire-rips-through-warwick-home

2014-04-08 - Pipe plant damaged by blaze in Whitchurch-Stouffville (Canada):
http://www.yorkregion.com/news-story/4454491-smoky-pipe-plant-fire-closes-bethesda-road/

2014-04-08 - Porch bursts into flame, fire spreads, home destroyed, in Chatham (New York):
http://www.registerstar.com/article_4f1191a2-bf62-11e3-b5f9-0019bb2963f4.html

2014-04-08 - Apartment building damaged by fire at 1:40 AM in coastal Falmouth (Massachusetts):
http://www.capecodonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20140408/NEWS11/140409743/-1/rss01

2014-04-08 - Apartment building heavily damaged by fire just before 7 AM, in Harris County (Texas):
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=9495751

2014-04-08 - Vacant house burns in Texarkana (Arkansas):
http://www.texarkanagazette.com/news/2014/04/08/fire-heavily-damages-vacant-state-line-a-301111.php

2014-04-08 - Vacant home burns in coastal Santa Rosa Beach (Florida):
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/local/suspicious-house-fire-still-under-investigation-1.302675

2014-04-08 - Vacant house burns in Rocky Mount (North Carolina):
http://www.rockymounttelegram.com/news/officials-investigate-suspicious-fire-vacant-house-2439605

2014-04-08 - Vacant home burns at 1 AM in Charlotte (North Carolina):
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/news/local/firefighters-battle-blaze-south-charlotte-vacant-h/nfTrc/

2014-04-08 - Vacant house destroyed by fire just before 5 AM, in Plant City (Florida):
http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/bn9/2014/4/8/early_morning_fire_d.html

2014-04-08 - In separate incidents, two vacant structures burn in the wee hours in Galesburg (Illinois):
http://www.kwqc.com/story/25189762/galesburg-fire-department-kept-busy-at-two-overnight-fires
http://wgil.com/v3/2014/04/08/crews-battle-fire-in-vacant-downtown-structure/

2014-04-08 - Vacant factory full of tires destroyed by fire in Neston (Britain):
http://www.thisiswiltshire.co.uk/news/11132909.Fire_crews_spend_night_tackling_blaze_in_former_Neston_factory/
 

2014-04-08 - Two rare deepwater oarfish beach and die in Baja (Mexico):
http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/nature/post/rare-video-of-oarfish-captured-on-baja-beach/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xWaQ5E07yk

Quote: "While not an overall first, this video of two oarfish might be the first footage of living oarfish in near-shore waters. 'It’s very rare,' Binder said. 'I don’t know of any records of people seeing two come ashore, although they’ve been reported in pairs. But I don’t know if anybody has seen them live like this.' Oarfish are said to be able to reach 50-plus feet in length and inhabit depths of 1,500 to 3,000 feet. When the deep-water creatures venture into shallow water, as they did in this case, it usually means they are injured or dying. Sure enough, these two oarfish wound up beaching themselves and dying, but not before giving a group of tourists a once-in-a-lifetime encounter that lasted 20 to 30 minutes, even though most were unaware of what they were looking at."

Note: They've been washing ashore dead here and there along the West Coast prior to this, but this is the first time they've washed ashore dead after first being seen alive, at least as a pair. Hydrogen sulfide and methane are rising from the depths, so deepwater creatures like these will get hit hard, and these two may have been fleeing a deepwater environment that is becoming unsurvivable for them. Other bottom-dwelling or deepwater creatures are dying too, like starfish, sperm whales, oysters, coral, giant squid...
 

2014-04-08 - Two brothers, 57 and 64, found dead outdoors along Cedar Creek Road in Williamsburg County (South Carolina):
http://www.wbtw.com/story/25197442/williamsburg-county-authorities-sled-investigate-discovery-of-2-bodies
 

2014-04-08 - Man, 23, killed when car ignites shortly before 1 AM in Monroe Township (Michigan), near Lake Michigan:
http://www.13abc.com/story/25190949/man-dies-after-monroe-twp-car-fire
http://www.monroenews.com/news/2014/apr/08/man-dies-car-fire/
http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/viewart/20140408/NEWS01/304080011/Man-dies-after-vehicle-fire-Monroe-County
http://www.toledonewsnow.com/story/25193012/monroe-county-sheriff-investigating-car-fire-death
http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/man-dies-after-vehicle-fire-in-monroe-county-despite-rescue-effort-by-witnesses/25374010

Quote: "The sheriff’s department says it responded about 1 a.m. Tuesday to the fire in Monroe Township and found the man, who had been pulled from the vehicle by witnesses. Fire and ambulance crews tried to revive the man, but he didn’t survive."

2014-04-08 - Person found dead in burning car at 3:30 AM near Sea View Terrace in coastal Dorchester, Boston (Massachusetts):
http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2014/04/08/unconscious-person-found-inside-car-savin-hill/McEBGPOh2yPtpI6nltVX1L/story.html

2014-04-08 - Man found dead at Headlands Beach State Park near Lake Erie shore, near Mentor (Ohio):
http://www.journalgazette.net/article/20140408/LOCAL09/140409434/-1/LOCAL11
http://www.wfmj.com/story/25197465/body-found-near-lake-erie-shore-in-northeast-ohio
http://www.newsnet5.com/news/local-news/oh-lake/body-found-at-mentor-headlands-beach-state-park-in-lake-county

2014-04-08 - Man found dead in canal near Plantation (Florida):
http://www.wiod.com/articles/wiodam-local-news-122821/body-found-in-canal-near-plantation-12233061
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/broward/fl-body-canal-state-road-84-20140408,0,916321.story
http://www.roonte.com/www/body-found-in-a-broward-canal
http://www.news.nom.co/body-found-in-a-broward-canal-video-8870300-news/

2014-04-08 - Person found dead in retention pond at apartments in Sanford (Florida):
http://www.wblxlocal.com/news/203304-body-found-in-sanford-pond.html
http://www.mysanfordherald.com/view/full_story/24899773/article-Body-found-in-retention-pond-
http://article.wn.com/view/2014/04/09/Body_found_in_Sanford_pond/

2014-04-08 - Man in his 40s found dead on North Broadway in St. Louis (Missouri), near the Mississippi River:
http://fox2now.com/2014/04/09/man-found-dead-on-north-broadway/

2014-04-08 - Man drops dead in unincorporated Spring Valley Lake (California), near Victorville:
http://www.vvdailypress.com/articles/narrows-46055-spring-valley.html

Quote: "The 9:34 a.m. report said a man was found face-down and not breathing in the area of Ridgecrest and Yates roads..."

Note: That's how hydrogen sulfide poisoning most commonly kills you, respiratory paralysis, you just stop being ABLE to breathe...

2014-04-08 - The Ultimate Warrior, 54, of wrestling fame, drops dead at hotel in Arizona:
http://www.newsexpressngr.com/news/detail.php?news=5297

2014-04-08 - Woman found dead in car just before 6 AM, in Congleton (Britain):
http://www.signal2.co.uk/news/local/woman-found-dead-in-congleton/

2014-04-08 - Man in his 50s found dead near road in coastal Warwick (Rhode Island):
http://www.providencejournal.com/breaking-news/content/20140408-body-found-on-toll-gate-road-in-warwick.ece
 

2014-04-08 - Pakistani Army plane crashes in Gujranwala (Pakistan), 2 killed:
http://tribune.com.pk/story/692856/pilots-dead-as-pak-army-plane-crashes-in-gujranwala/
http://www.geo.tv/article-143867-Army-plane-crashes-near-Gujranwala-2-pilots-martyred-
http://videos.arynews.tv/plane-crash-gujranwala/
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1mqtas_pilots-dead-as-pak-army-plane-crashes-in-gujranwala_news
http://www.southasianmedia.net/stories/pakistan/english-language-media/pilots-dead-as-pak-army-plane-crashes-in-gujranwala-story

Note: Martyred? You get 72 virgins for crashing a plane?! I'd think they'd dock you at least 10 virgins for that...

2014-04-08 - Small plane crashes near Willard Bay (Utah), 1 killed:
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/865600555/Ultralight-pilot-dies-in-crash-near-Willard-Bay.html
http://www.ksl.com/?sid=29402914&nid=148&title=man-falls-to-his-death-in-ultralight-accident
http://www.4utah.com/story/d/story/one-dead-following-ultralight-aircraft-crash-near/35809/FAZ6jAvGyU27d59fwvM4hA
http://www.4utah.com/story/d/story/ultralight-aircraft-crashes-near-willard-bay/35809/FAZ6jAvGyU27d59fwvM4hA

2014-04-08 - Small unmanned drone crashes in parking lot in Cypress (Texas):
http://www.khou.com/news/local/Drone-crashes-in-HEB-parking-lot-in-Cypress-254467061.html

Note: 'It's a bird, it's a plane...it's a drone! Run!'

2014-04-08 - Passenger bus plunges 1400+ feet (450 meters) down gorge near Milla (India), 17 killed, 21 injured:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=VI-20140408-43296-IND

Quote: "They claimed that the bus rolled down after the front tyre developed some snag."

Note: Sounds like tire blowout possibly...

2014-04-08 - Passenger bus hits two trucks and median, bursts into flame, in Valigandapuram (India), 6 injured:
http://www.newkerala.com/news/2014/fullnews-36144.html

2014-04-08 - Minibus hits median and overturns, near coastal Fort Pierce (Florida), 9 injured:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=VI-20140409-43298-USA

2014-04-08 - Two tractor trailers and 3 cars crash on I-85 near Tuskegee (Alabama), 5 injured:
http://www.wsfa.com/story/25192525/lanes-of-i-85-sb-near-tuskegee-reopen-after-5-vehicle-wreck

2014-04-08 - Tractor trailer hits car then SUV, big rig and SUV crash into McDonald's, in Amarillo (Texas), 7 injured:
http://www.myhighplains.com/story/d/story/update-seven-sent-to-hospital-after-semi-crashes-i/21392/zQF1CbUoXkamVi2qzfOFtw

Note: Not the only McDonald's story for the day. Keep readin'...

2014-04-08 - Tractor trailer hits two cars, near South Platte River Drive in Denver (Colorado):
http://www.9news.com/story/news/traffic/2014/04/08/semi-truck-wreck/7464635/

2014-04-08 - Tractor trailer crashes at bridge at 1 AM, bursts into flame, near Tallassee (Alabama), 1 killed:
http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/article/20140408/NEWS/140408006/One-dead-after-vehicle-fire

Quote: "Jarrett reported the one fatality to be the driver, the sole occupant of the 18-wheeler. The trailer is off the bridge and the cab caught on fire and burned on the bridge."

2014-04-08 - Tractor trailer overturns at 12:30 AM, bursts into flame, on US 290 in Houston (Texas), 1 killed, 1 injured:
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-traffic/article/Deadly-fiery-big-rig-crash-jams-Northwest-Freeway-5384998.php
http://www.click2houston.com/news/fiery-truck-crash-shuts-down-inbound-290/25372146
http://www.click2houston.com/news/1-dead-in-18wheeler-explosion-fire-on-hwy-290/25372922

2014-04-08 - Tractor trailer overturns on highway in Sylvania Township (Ohio):
http://www.toledoblade.com/Police-Fire/2014/04/08/Tractor-trailer-rig-overturns-in-Sylvania-Twp.html
http://www.ourtownsylvania.com/Police-Fire/2014/04/08/Tractor-trailer-rig-overturns-in-Sylvania-Twp.html

2014-04-08 - Tractor trailer overturns on I-80 in Beaver Township (Pennsylvania):
http://exploreclarion.com/2014/04/08/driver-escapes-injury-in-rollover-crash-in-beaver-township/

2014-04-08 - Tractor trailer crashes at 5:15 AM, bursts into flame, on the M61 near Horwich (Britain):
http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/11130397.Traffic_chaos_after_lorry_fire_on_M61/

2014-04-08 - Minivan and bus collide head-on, in coastal Vancouver (Canada), 1 killed, 5 lightly injured:
http://www.castanet.net/news/BC/112711/Head-on-crash-kills-1

2014-04-08 - SUV slams into restaurant in Charlotte (North Carolina), 1 injured:
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2014/04/08/4826345/vehicle-hits-building-off-little.html

Quote: "Police and fire officials were not sure whether the driver suffered some type of medical condition before the crash."

2014-04-08 - Pickup truck veers over centerline, hits semi head-on, near Adelanto (California), 1 injured:
http://www.vvdailypress.com/articles/injured-46054-semitrailer-woman.html
http://www.newsdump.com/news/woman-injured-in-headon-collision-with-semitrailer

2014-04-08 - Car veers over centerline, hits U-Haul truck head-on, near Watseka (Illinois), 1 killed, 2 injured:
http://www.daily-journal.com/news/local/dead-injured-in-head-on-crash-east-of-watseka/article_8e379e1b-edbb-5e8f-8884-67772e349275.html

2014-04-08 - Two vehicles collide head-on, on Highway 178 near Bakersfield (California), at least 1 killed:
http://www.bakersfieldnow.com/news/local/Head-on-crash-closes-part-of-Hwy-178-254435651.html

Quote: "Highway 178 was closed Tuesday afternoon between Yankee Canyon Drive and Mobile Drive after a fatal head-on crash. The 2.5-mile stretch that overlooks Isabella Lake reopened around 4 p.m., according to the California Highway Patrol said."
 

2014-04-08 - Mostly naked WOMAN goes on violent rampage at McDonald's in coastal St. Petersburg (Florida):
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fla-woman-naked-rampage-mcdonald-article-1.1749184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgPbmfQBCeM&feature=youtu.be

Note: I'll take a McZombie please, extra violence, for here...

2014-04-08 - Man gets naked at 2 AM, fondles himself, hits cop, on street in coastal Seattle (Washington):
http://q13fox.com/2014/04/08/police-naked-man-fondling-himself-at-intersection-fights-with-officers/

2014-04-08 - Naked man in his 60s spotted lurking in bushes at beach in coastal Darwin (Australia):
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/darwin-woman-spooked-by-naked-man-in-bushes-during-morning-dog-walk-at-city-beach/story-fnk1w5xx-1226877987478
 

2014-04-08 - Two coyotes threaten woman and her dog, grab dog but release it, in Pocatello (Idaho):
http://www.localnews8.com/news/officials-still-searching-for-coyote-pair-who-attacked-dog/25384548

Quote: "In the meantime, Fish and Game's Jennifer Jackson said Sunday's attack could have been a lot worse, noting that it's unusual for coyotes to be bold enough to approach people in this manner. 'It is unusual for coyotes to approach and even grab a dog that is on a leash under the control of the owner on a well-used trail,' Jackson said. 'It did take us aback a bit to hear that report.'"

2014-04-08 - Pit bull growls at children, attacks and injures mother, gets shot dead by cop, in Corning (California):
http://www.chicoer.com/news/ci_25525329/dog-shot-and-killed
 

2014-04-08 - Sinkhole opens near building in coastal Oslo (Norway):
http://www.dagbladet.no/2014/04/08/nyheter/innenriks/hull/32724301/
 

2014-04-08 - Residential building collapses in Lahore (Lakistan), at least 2 killed, 3 injured:
http://www.rexfeatures.com/livefeed/2014/04/08/collapse_of_a_three_story_residential_building,_lahore
https://www.ubalert.com/C6Ib
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/photo/2014-04/09/c_133247725.htm
http://www.bta.bg/en/gallery/image/1516825

2014-04-08 - Bridge over the Sunkoshi River under construction collapses in Harkapur (Nepal):
http://www.ekantipur.com/2014/04/09/top-story/bridge-over-sunkoshi-river-collapses/387974.html
http://www.thehimalayantimes.com/fullNews.php?headline=Under-construction+truss+bridge+caves+in+&NewsID=411243
http://www.myrepublica.com/portal/index.php?action=news_details&news_id=72464
http://www.thehimalayantimes.com/fullNews.php?headline=Multimillion+under-construction+bridge+over+Sunkoshi+collapses&NewsID=411193

2014-04-08 - Bridge collapses, prom students fall into pond, in Pierce (Nebraska):
http://omaha.com/article/20140408/NEWS/140408488/1786
http://www.ktiv.com/story/25196192/2014/04/08/pierce-neb-spring-prom-photos-go-viral-after-a-bridge-collapses-and-the-students-fall-into-a-pond
 

2014-04-08 - More than 60 animals, including 55 cows, struck dead by lightning in Chile:
http://www.abc.es/sociedad/20140408/abci-rayo-mata-vacas-chile-201404081112.html

2014-04-08 - Massive flooding hits Mississippi, state of emergency declared in 12 counties:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=ST-20140409-43301-USA