Jumping Jack Flash Hypothesis: It's A Gas Gas Gas: Event Update For 2013-12-06

http://jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com/2012/02/jumping-jack-flash-hypothesis-its-gas.html

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Fires And Explosions

2013-12-06 - Underground electrical fire erupts at 3:30 AM in downtown Dallas (Texas):

http://www.kens5.com/news/Fire-explodes-through-manhole-cover-in-downtown-Dallas-234749051.html
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2013/12/06/crews-battle-electrical-fire-in-downtown-dallas/
http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/Fire-burning-from-manhole-in-downtown-Dallas-234726091.html
http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Fire-on-Main-Street-in-Downtown-Dallas-234726641.html

Quote: "Somewhere around 20 emergency units reported to the scene of a three-alarm fire that began at about 3:30 a.m. Friday. The blaze started in an underground electrical vault located next to The Joule hotel. Earlier in the morning, flames were shooting 25 to 30 feet into the air out of a hole in the sidewalk."

2013-12-06 - Underground fire breaks out at Daw Mill Colliery, near Nuneaton (Britain):

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-25257914
http://www.thepeepingtom.net/daw-mill-fire-causes-road-closure/

Quote: "The colliery closed on 22 February as a result of another underground blaze, which left hundreds of miners out of work."

Note: More underground fires breaking out. Hydrogen sulfide is a heavier-than-air gas and it is finding its way to low-lying areas. It's also highly flammable (much more flammable than natural gas or methane) and it is also reactive with copper, especially electrified copper, and rusty iron/steel. We probably shouldn't be too attached to electricity or driving. (Says the guy using an electricity-powered computer. Heh.)

2013-12-06 - Hundreds of dead birds washing ashore at lakes in Jefferson and Oswego County (New York):
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=BH-20131207-41875-USA

2013-12-06 - Two inmates, 25 and 51, found dead in their respective cells at Attica Correctional Facility (New York):
http://www.rochesterhomepage.net/story/inmates-found-dead-at-attica-correctional-facility/d/story/G8FMcy6JMkypA4xk_2DWZQ

2013-12-06 - Man, 56, goes out on boat, goes missing, presumed dead, near coastal Cape May (New Jersey):
http://www.app.com/viewart/20131207/NJNEWS/312070084/Search-missing-N-Y-boater-called-off-N-J-
http://www.app.com/viewart/20131207/NJNEWS10/312070040/Coast-Guard-searches-missing-NY-boater-off-NJ
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2013/12/07/coast-guard-searches-for-missing-ny-boater-off-cape-may/

Quote: "His empty 37-foot sailboat Polaris was later found nine miles offshore."

Note: Empty 'ghost boat' found first, as usual...

2013-12-06 - Woman drops dead in bathroom at University of Michigan in Ann Arbor (Michigan):
http://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/index.ssf/2013/12/u-m_police_investigating_death.html

2013-12-06 - Man in his 30s found dead at the edge of Brays Bayou in Houston (Texas):
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Body-found-at-edge-of-Brays-Bayou-5042746.php

2013-12-06 - Man found dead in the Passaic River in Paterson (New Jersey):
http://www.northjersey.com/news/Body_pulled_from_Passaic_River_in_Paterson.html

2013-12-06 - Woman found dead in Boggy Bayou, near Choctawhatchee Bay in Okaloosa County (Florida):
http://www.weartv.com/news/features/top-stories/stories/breaking-body-found-boggy-bayou-39059.shtml
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/local/woman-s-body-found-in-choctawhatchee-bay-1.245653

2013-12-06 - Person found dead in tent in coastal Melbourne (Florida):
http://www.floridatoday.com/article/20131206/NEWS01/131206003/Unidentified-body-found-West-Melbourne

2013-12-06 - Man found dead in vehicle in ditch at 6 AM along River Road in Delta (Canada):
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/one-man-dead-after-car-found-in-ditch-in-delta-1.2454072

2013-12-06 - Body found in Dal Lake in Srinigar (India):
http://freepresskashmir.com/unidentified-body-recovered-from-dal-lake-130206/

2013-12-06 - Man, 42, found dead along fence in wooded area in Birmingham (Alabama):
http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2013/12/authorities_search_for_family_1.html

2013-12-06 - Man, 42, found dead in home in Telford (Britain):
http://www.shropshirestar.com/news/2013/12/07/man-42-found-dead-at-telford-house/

2013-12-06 - Man found dead under house in Abbeville (Louisiana):
http://www.katc.com/news/abbeville-police-id-body-found-wednesday/

Note: Might have gotten hit by some hydrogen sulfide, gone blind, then tried to crawl to safety as he died...

2013-12-06 - Missing man found dead in wooded area in Scott Depot (West Virginia), in Putnam County:
http://wvmetronews.com/2013/12/06/hunter-finds-body-in-putnam-county/

2013-12-06 - Man found dead in the River Liffey in coastal Dublin (Ireland):
http://www.eveningecho.ie/2013/12/06/mans-body-found-in-river-liffey/

2013-12-06 - Man, 31, found dead on the eastern (downwind) bank of the Mississippi River in Iberville Parish (Louisiana):
http://www.wafb.com/story/24157151/body-found-along-mississippi-river-in-iberville-parish
http://www.waff.com/story/24157151/body-found-along-mississippi-river-in-iberville-parish

2013-12-06 - Passenger plane makes emergency landing in Yekaterinburg (Russia), engine failure:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=VIV-20131206-41872-RUS

Quote: "...seven passengers from this flight refused to board another plane and said that they would reach their destination on their own."

Note: Dunno what went on with this flight, but it had to be pretty bad if seven people suddenly decided they weren't getting on another plane...

2013-12-06 - Freight train hits car-hauler truck, both burst into flame, in Nyack (New York), 1 injured:
http://www.businessinsider.com/freight-train-hits-truck-in-new-york-2013-12
http://nyack.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/train-car-carrier-collide-in-nyack-neighborhood
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local/northern_suburbs&id=9351412
http://www.rocklandfires.com/forum/showthread.php?t=28002

Quote: "According to Lohud.com, the train was carrying flammable liquids. It and the vehicle both burst into flames."

2013-12-06 - Passenger bus crashes at Badahare (Nepal), 33 injured:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=VI-20131207-41884-NPL

2013-12-06 - Tractor trailer overturns, bursts into flame, on I-5 near Cottage Grove (Oregon):
http://www.kezi.com/semi-overturns-catches-fire-on-i-5/
http://www.mailtribune.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20131206/NEWS07/131209967/-1/NEWSMAP

2013-12-06 - Tractor trailer overturns on I-95 in coastal Seabrook (New Hampshire):
http://hampton-northhampton.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/tractor-trailer-rollover-closes-one-lane-of-i95

2013-12-06 - Tractor trailer crashes all over the place, bursts into flame, on I-81 in Botetourt County (Virginia):
http://www.wsls.com/story/24155219/tractor-trailer-accident-on-i-81-in-botetourt-co
http://www.roanoke.com/news/2433418-12/fiery-tractor-trailer-wreck-on-i-81-cleared.html

Quote: "A tractor-trailer hauling equipment ran off the left side of the road, hitting a guardrail, and then drove across the lanes and hit the guardrail on the right side of the road. There it went over an embankment, crashed and caught fire..."

2013-12-06 - Tractor trailer plows into condo building in coastal San Diego (California):
http://fox5sandiego.com/2013/12/06/truck-smashes-into-downtown-condo/
http://www.10news.com/news/semi-truck-hits-structure-in-downtown-san-diego12062013
http://www.cbs8.com/story/24154476/delivery-truck-crashes-into-building

2013-12-06 - Tractor trailer hauling frozen chickens overturns in Jackson County (Georgia):
http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/story/24158963/chicken-hauling-truck-overturns-in-jackson-county

2013-12-06 - Three Lamborghinis crash and burst into flame on road in Seremban (Malaysia), near the coast:
http://www.straitstimes.com/breaking-news/singapore/story/3-lamborghinis-5-car-convoy-singapore-burst-flames-near-seremban-20131

Note: Cha-ching x 3!

2013-12-06 - Taxi crashes onto train tracks, bursts into flame, in New Hyde Park (New York), on Long Island:
http://newhydepark.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/new-hyde-park-car-fire-on-lirr-tracks-friday-night
http://www.newsday.com/long-island/lirr-service-restored-but-with-delays-after-fire-in-new-hyde-park-1.6558953
http://www.roonte.com/www/lirr-service-back-on-after-car-fire

2013-12-06 - Car veers over centerline, hits SUV head-on, in Putnam County (Florida), 1 killed, 1 injured:
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/local/article/337603/3/Head-on-crash-leaves-one-person-dead-one-injured

2013-12-06 - Car veers over centerline, hits SUV head-on, in Raleigh (North Carolina), 8 injured:
http://www.newsobserver.com/2013/12/05/3436975/eight-people-injured-in-head-on.html

2013-12-06 - Car plunges 50 feet off highway near Anza (California), 1 injured:
http://temecula.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/car-tumbles-50-feet-off-highway-near-anza

2013-12-06 - Car crashes into Trader Joe's on Long Beach Road in coastal Oceanside (New York), 15 injured:
http://www.newstimes.com/news/article/Car-crashes-into-LI-food-store-15-people-hurt-5041807.php
http://www.13wham.com/template/inews_wire/wires.regional.ny/27fd04ff-www.13wham.com.shtml
http://rockvillecentre.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/car-smashes-into-oceanside-trader-joes-rockvillecentre
http://www.newsday.com/long-island/nassau/cops-11-hurt-as-car-crashes-into-trader-joe-s-in-oceanside-1.6555955

2013-12-06 - Car crashes into home at 2:23 AM, bursts into flame, in Manor Township (Pennsylvania), at least 1 injured:
http://lancasteronline.com/article/local/928173_Car-crashes-into-tree-and-house-and-catches-fire.html
http://lancasteronline.com/article/local/928173_Man-rescues-driver-from-burning-car-after-it-crashed-through-his-house.html

2013-12-06 - Car crashes into building in Northridge area of coastal Los Angeles (California), 1 injured:
http://northridge.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/car-crashes-into-building-in-northridge

2013-12-06 - Car crashes into building on Stone Lake Drive in Glen Allen (Virginia), 1 injured:
http://www.nbc12.com/story/24162788/right-now-person-trapped-inside-car-in-henrico

2013-12-06 - Car plows through fence, slams apartment building, in coastal Cambridge (Massachusetts), 1 killed:
http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/2013/12/07/driver-dies-after-car-crashes-into-new-luxury-apartment-building-cambridge/waJiUuyX8pV9KWjsVQtvXM/story.html

2013-12-06 - Vehicle veers over centerline at 6 AM, hits vehicle head-on, in Linn County (Iowa), 1 killed, 1 injured:
http://www.kwwl.com/story/24156062/2013/12/06/one-dead-one-injured-in-linn-county-head-on-crash

2013-12-06 - Unemployment rate drops from 7.3 percent to 7.0 percent, lowest in five years:
http://www.politico.com/story/2013/12/november-2013-unemployment-numbers-100780.html

Quote: "The unemployment rate reached its lowest level in five years on Friday..."

2013-12-06 - Two children and two adults savaged by two pit bulls in Lakeland (Florida):
http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/region_polk/lakeland/two-children-two-adults-viciously-attacked-by-dogs-in-lakeland

Quote: "It ripped her stomach all the way back. It was like something out of a movie..."

Note: Jeez, what kind of movies is this lady watching?!