Jumping Jack Flash Hypothesis: It's A Gas Gas Gas: Event Update For 2026-08-22

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The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Variety Pack

2026-08-22 - Person found dead with burning car on Northwest Otis Lane in Forest Grove (Oregon):
http://www.kptv.com/2026/08/22/deputies-investigate-death-forest-grove-after-car-fire/
http://kpic.com/news/local/multiple-agencies-probe-death-in-forest-grove-after-vehicle-fire-oregon-hillsboro-washington-county-west-portland-law-enforcement
http://nbc16.com/news/local/multiple-agencies-probe-death-in-forest-grove-after-vehicle-fire-oregon-hillsboro-washington-county-west-portland-law-enforcement
http://www.kgw.com/article/news/local/washington-county/death-investigation-underway-forest-grove-crews-respond-to-car-fire/283-7ce1cc1a-015e-4bf6-92a2-3113409fc608
http://katu.com/news/local/multiple-agencies-probe-death-in-forest-grove-after-vehicle-fire-oregon-hillsboro-washington-county-west-portland-law-enforcement

2026-08-22 - Scrap metal fire breaks out in Perumalpettai (India):
http://www.thehindu.com/news/national/tamil-nadu/metal-scrap-godown-gutted-in-tirupattur/article71377940.ece

2026-08-22 - Waste facility heavily damaged by fire and explosion(s) in coastal Tainan (Taiwan), 13+ injured:
http://www.aljazeera.com/video/newsfeed/2026/8/23/explosion-injures-13-in-taiwan
http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/front/archives/2026/08/23/2003862967
http://www.cnn.com/2026/08/22/world/video/taiwan-explosion-fire-vrtc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy8-TTfehrs

2025-08-22 - Landfill fire breaks out in coastal Denpasar on the island of Bali (Indonesia):
http://thebalitimes.com/the-island/fire-breaks-out-again-at-suwung-landfill-in-denpasar/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaWv2ahi6h8

2026-08-22 - Wildfire grows to 10,523 acres near Reno (Nevada), many homes lose power:
http://nypost.com/2026/08/23/us-news/nevada-declares-state-of-emergency-as-hawk-fire-grows-to-over-10500-acres/
http://www.8newsnow.com/news/local-news/new-fire-burning-northwest-of-reno-grows-rapidly-evacuation-center-opened/
http://nypost.com/2026/08/22/us-news/hawk-fire-near-tahoe-explodes-to-2500-acres-evacuation-warnings-issued-in-california/
http://www.cbsnews.com/sacramento/news/truckee-donner-utility-customers-power-outage-hawk-fire/
http://www.nevadaappeal.com/news/2026/aug/22/red-flag-warning-in-effect-through-11-pm-today/
http://fox40.com/news/local-news/sierra-county/hawk-fire-evacuations-sierra-county/

Quote: "About 37,000 customers across the Truckee and North Lake Tahoe region were without power Saturday night after transmission lines were de-energized due to the Hawk Fire in Nevada."

2026-08-22 - Wildfire grows to 6,379 acres near Lake Kachess in Kittitas County (Washington):
http://www.nbcrightnow.com/fires/three-queens-fire-expands-to-6-379-acres-in-kittitas-county/article_212ee81a-b2fe-41a5-8797-6ba18f313a56.html

2026-08-22 - Three wildfires break out in Box Elder County (Utah):
http://www.abc4.com/utah-weather/wildfire/chokecherry-fire-box-elder-county/

Quote: "A new wildfire has erupted in Box Elder County, making it the third fire start in the last 48 hours."

2026-08-22 - Wildfire grows to 2,200 acres near Lawson (Arkansas):
http://katv.com/news/local/fire-crews-hold-line-near-lawson-as-2200-acre-blaze-remains-mostly-uncontained

Quote: "The wildfire, which started yesterday afternoon, grew to over 2,000 acres by this morning, which local officials say is the largest they've ever seen."

2026-08-22 - Wildfire causes evacuations near Pear Lake (Canada):
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/pear-lake-wildfire-new-evacuations-9.7317003

2026-08-22 - Wildfire breaks out near Jacko Lake (Canada):
http://vancouversun.com/news/bc-wildfires-air-tankers-and-helicopters-fighting-new-fire-near-jacko-lake

2026-08-22 - Huge number of crabs wash ashore dead on beaches in coastal Guanacaste (Costa Rica):
http://ticotimes.net/2026/08/22/dead-crabs-guanacaste-beaches-costa-rica
http://vozdeguanacaste.com/en/thousands-of-dead-crabs-on-guanacaste-beaches-heres-what-we-know/

2026-08-22 - Two boys, 13 and 16, found dead in river in Keningau (Malaysia):
http://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2026/08/23/second-boy-found-drowned-search-operation-in-keningau-ends

2026-08-22 - Person found dead in Skaneateles Creek in the Hamlet of Mottville (New York):
http://www.syracuse.com/news/2026/08/body-found-in-skaneateles-creek-no-foul-play-suspected-deputies-say.html

2026-08-22 - Woman found dead in car at store on Amherst Street in Buffalo (New York):
http://www.wivb.com/news/crime/woman-found-unresponsive-pronounced-dead-in-parking-lot-on-amherst-street/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU1sisGrl_U

2026-08-22 - Man, 18, athlete, found dead in the Coosa River at Corn Creek Park in Wetumpka (Alabama):
http://whnt.com/news/decatur/decatur-teen-dies-while-swimming-at-wetumpka-park/
http://www.waff.com/2026/08/22/swimmers-body-recovered-water-wetumpkas-corn-creek-park/
http://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/teens-body-recovered-drowning-while-190623301.html
http://www.waka.com/2026/08/22/18-year-olds-body-recovered-from-the-waters-of-corn-creek-park-in-wetumpka/
http://www.aol.com/articles/decatur-teen-dies-while-swimming-184250000.html
http://ground.news/article/decatur-teen-dies-while-swimming-at-wetumpka-park

2026-08-22 - Woman found dead in coastal Waikiki (Hawaii):
http://www.news9.com/oklahoma-city-news/oklahoma-woman-dead-hawaii

2026-08-22 - Man, 71, found dead near Pond Creek (Oklahoma):
http://kfor.com/news/missing-man-found-dead-near-pond-creek/
http://kfor.com/news/silver-alert-issued-for-71-year-old-oklahoma-man-missing-since-tuesday/

2026-08-22 - Man, 83, found dead in Hansen Dam Lake in coastal Los Angeles (California):
http://www.foxla.com/news/hansen-dam-drowning-ramiro-herrera-search-questions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSO9wUjcgbc

2026-08-22 - Person found dead in the Kanawha River in Charleston (West Virginia):
http://www.wowktv.com/news/west-virginia/kanawha-county-wv/body-found-in-river-in-charleston/
http://wchsnetwork.com/2026/08/23/body-found-in-kanawha-river-near-patrick-street/

2026-08-22 - Man, 35, dies after being found unconscious at jail in Lansing (Kansas):
http://www.kwch.com/2026/08/23/inmate-lansing-correctional-facility-found-dead-cell/
http://www.kctv5.com/2026/08/23/investigation-underway-after-inmate-found-dead-cell-lansing-correctional-facility/
http://hayspost.com/posts/6a80f748-c40b-4507-b94c-507519d8306f

2026-08-22 - Man, 45, found dead in the water at coastal Pigeon Point Beach on the island of Tobago:
http://www.guardian.co.tt/news/father-of-four-found-dead-at-pigeon-point-beach-6.2.2651995.3a639e1e91

2026-08-22 - Man, 76, dies while diving off coastal Jeju Island (South Korea):
http://www.thescubanews.com/2026/08/23/myeongjin-freediving-incident-jeju-island/

2026-08-22 - Man has 'medical emergency' during parade and dies in Rasharkin (Northern Ireland):
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/tributes-paid-to-band-member-who-passed-away-after-medical-incident-at-co-antrim-parade/a/160396666.html

2026-08-22 - Man found dead near Blackrock Castle in coastal Cork (Ireland):
http://www.irishexaminer.com/news/munster/arid-41899948.html

2026-08-22 - Man, 48, has 'medical emergency', car crashes into ditch, in Aetna Township (Michigan), 1 killed:
http://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/man-found-dead-driving-car-015243692.html
http://www.bigrapidsnews.com/news/article/ionia-man-mecosta-ditch-22399705.php
http://www.woodtv.com/news/michigan/man-found-dead-after-driving-his-car-into-a-ditch/
http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/2026/08/driver-dies-in-mecosta-county-crash-after-suffering-medical-emergency.html
http://bigrapidsdailynews.com/breaking-news/929195/ionia-man-dies-after-suffering-medical-episode-behind-the-wheel
http://www.aol.com/articles/man-found-dead-driving-car-015243000.html
http://x.com/WOODTV/status/2091344706554802258

Quote: "A 48-year-old man died Saturday night, Aug. 22, after suffering a medical emergency and crashing in a ditch, police said."

2026-08-22 - Small plane makes emergency crash-landing in the ocean at beach in coastal Boca Raton (Florida):
http://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/small-plane-hits-water-boca-raton-8-22-2026/
http://www.wesh.com/article/florida-small-plane-crashes-into-atlantic-ocean-off-boca-raton/73501887
http://www.wpbf.com/article/florida-small-plane-crashes-into-atlantic-ocean-off-boca-raton/73501160
http://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/lantana/plane-crashes-into-ocean-near-lantana-beach-no-injuries-reported
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/local/boca/2026/08/23/faa-crews-pull-plane-that-made-emergency-landing-from-ocean-near-boca/91432300007/
http://www.local10.com/video/news/2026/08/22/video-shows-pilot-crash-small-plane-offshore-in-boca-raton-video-courtesy-schd-stan-craig-sutton/
http://www.nbcnews.com/nightly-news/video/small-plane-makes-emergency-landing-into-atlantic-ocean-268725317505
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJtQNhvGPWI

2026-08-22 - Small plane crashes near coastal Zadar (Croatia), 2 killed:
http://www.dw.com/en/small-german-airplane-crashes-in-croatia-killing-2/a-78467649

2026-08-22 - Car veers over centerline at 2:28 AM, hits tractor trailer head-on, fire erupts, on State Route 43 in Streetsboro (Ohio), 1 killed:
http://www.cleveland19.com/2026/08/22/1-dead-after-head-on-crash-between-semi-sedan-streetsboro/
http://www.news5cleveland.com/news/local-news/oh-portage/29-year-old-man-killed-in-head-on-crash-with-tractor-trailer-in-portage-county
http://www.wkyc.com/article/news/local/portage-county/streetsboro-police-fatal-crash-semi-state-route-43-tractor-trailer-nissan-driver-kent-altima/95-f75c3a69-bd06-4ff2-9b65-51c1de8e4d03

2026-08-22 - Two cars crash at 2:15 AM, fire erupts, on I-85 in Montgomery (Alabama), 2 killed, 1 injured:
http://www.wsfa.com/2026/08/22/2-dead-1-injured-montgomery-two-vehicle-crash/

2026-08-22 - Car crashes into barrier wall on I-77 in Charleston (West Virginia), 4 killed:
http://www.wsaz.com/2026/08/22/update-four-people-dead-following-i-77-crash-investigation-underway/

2026-08-22 - Car crashes into median at 2:10 AM, bursts into flame, on I-95 in the Fishtown area in Philadelphia (Pennsylvania), 1 killed:
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/1-dead-after-fiery-crash-on-i-95-in-fishtown-philadelphia/4452198/

2026-08-22 - Car veers off road just before 1 AM, crashes into Lake Michigan, on North DuSable Lake Shore Drive in the Streeterville area in Chicago (Illinois), 3 injured:
http://abc7chicago.com/post/dusable-lake-shore-drive-accident-today-2-hospitalized-car-crash-michigan-streeterville-chicago-police-say/19717785/

2026-08-22 - Car veers off road, crashes into Chesconessex Creek, near Onancock (Virginia), 1 injured:
http://www.wboc.com/news/driver-rescued-from-submerged-car-in-onancock/article_77381c4a-8aeb-439e-8c77-75f0f29ec13e.html

2026-08-22 - Car crashes in Clarksville (Tennessee), 1 killed:
http://fox17.com/news/local/driver-killed-in-clarksville-crash-identified-suffered-apparent-medical-emergency

Quote: "The driver was identified as 54-year-old Christopher Prewitt of Clarksville. Police say it appears he suffered a medical emergency, leading to the deadly crash."

2026-08-22 - Car veers off road just before 1 AM, crashes into truck, on East Red Bridge Road in Kansas City (Missouri), 1 killed:
http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/article316974695.html

2026-08-22 - Dog attacks and injures man in Miramar (Florida):
http://www.local10.com/video/news/local/2026/08/22/dog-fatally-shot-while-attacking-man-in-miramar-police-say/

2026-08-22 - Researchers find microplastics in insects from Schuylkill River watershed in Pennsylvania:
http://whyy.org/articles/schuylkill-river-insects-microplastics-pennsylvania/
http://www.mdpi.com/2075-4450/17/4/386

Quote: "The researchers found that microplastics were as prevalent in forested parts of the watershed as they were in urban areas."

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