Jumping Jack Flash Hypothesis: It's A Gas Gas Gas: Event Update For 2026-04-17

http://jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com/2012/02/jumping-jack-flash-hypothesis-its-gas.html

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Variety Pack

2026-04-17 - Unknown odor hits passenger plane, plane diverts to Chicago (Illinois):
http://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/boston-bound-flight-diverted-ohare-130911534.html
http://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/jetblue-flight-diverted-san-francisco-boston-ohare-airport/
http://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/video/jetblue-flight-diverted-to-ohare-airport-due-to-odor-in-the-cabin/
http://abc7chicago.com/post/jetblue-flight-734-san-francisco-boston-is-diverted-chicago-ohare-airport-odor-reported-cabin-faa/18905345/
http://www.wcvb.com/article/jetblue-flight-boston-diverted-odor-report/71053575

2026-04-17 - Distillery explodes and burns in Inverness (Florida), 3 injured:
http://www.fox13news.com/news/fire-shuts-down-all-roads-downtown-inverness-ccso
http://www.mysuncoast.com/2026/04/17/explosion-fire-citrus-county-distillery-shuts-down-downtown-inverness/
http://www.wfla.com/news/local-news/citrus-county/structure-fire-shuts-down-all-roads-into-downtown-inverness/
http://www.wtsp.com/article/news/local/citruscounty/fire-downtown-inverness/67-365e2c8d-b5b3-40dc-8819-8407425b7782
http://www.wcjb.com/2026/04/18/three-injured-distillery-explosion-fire/

2026-04-17 - Metal recycling center hit by fire, scrap metal burns, on Highway 903 in Halifax (North Carolina):
http://www.rrdailyherald.com/news/local/scrap-pile-fire-at-foss-recycling-draws-massive-multi-agency-response-in-halifax/article_b9caad72-d4d6-5d4b-82e6-79e868a9c951.html

2026-04-17 - Pallet factory erupts in flame off US 27 in Winchester (Indiana):
http://www.wishtv.com/news/local-news/major-blaze-at-pallet-builder-sparks-alert-in-winchester/

2026-04-17 - Car bursts into flame at 6:38 AM while parked at hospital in Ocala (Florida):
http://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/vehicle-fire-erupts-adventhealth-ocala-184800092.html
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/vehicle-fire-erupts-at-adventhealth-ocala-parking-garage/ar-AA219jT3
http://352today.com/news/257752-fire-in-ocala-parking-garage-contained-to-vehicle-no-injuries-reported/
http://www.wftv.com/news/local/vehicle-fire-erupts-adventhealth-ocala-parking-garage/HM2LMA2JJ5F55LOQUXFOS2YKSY/
http://www.wcjb.com/2026/04/17/firefighters-extinguish-car-fire-ocala-hospital-parking-garage/
http://www.youtube.com/shorts/spoG7qq3BAE

2026-04-17 - Brush fire breaks out near coastal Jacksonville (Florida):
http://foxsanantonio.com/news/nation-world/firefighters-battle-500-acre-blaze-near-jacksonville-40-containment-jacksonville-brush-fire-hilliard-florida-fire-florida-wildfire-2026-500-acre-fire-florida-forest-service-tractor-plow-units-wildfire-containment-update-rural-wildfire-florida
http://fox17.com/news/nation-world/firefighters-battle-500-acre-blaze-near-jacksonville-40-containment-jacksonville-brush-fire-hilliard-florida-fire-florida-wildfire-2026-500-acre-fire-florida-forest-service-tractor-plow-units-wildfire-containment-update-rural-wildfire-florida

2026-04-17 - Wildfire breaks out and causes evacuations in Lake Elsinore (California):
http://www.latimes.com/california/story/2026-04-17/vista-fire-forces-evacuation-orders-in-lake-elsinore
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/lake-elsinore-fire-evacuations/3877887/

2026-04-17 - Wildfires ‘go to sleep’ at night less often as the world continues warming:
http://mynorthwest.com/national/wildfires-used-to-go-to-sleep-at-night-climate-change-has-them-burning-overtime/4229305
http://www.airdriecityview.com/environment-news/climate-change-is-eroding-typical-nighttime-breaks-in-wildfire-activity-study-says-12157850

Quote: "Fires used to die down or even die out at night as temperatures dropped and humidity increased, but that’s happening less often. The number of hours in North America when the weather is favorable for wildfires is 36% higher than 50 years ago, according to a study Friday in Science Advances."

2026-04-17 - Baird’s beaked whale washes ashore dead on the Long Beach Peninsula (Washington):
http://www.opb.org/article/2026/04/18/bairds-beaked-whale-stranded-long-beach/

Quote: "A whale was found stranded on the Southwest Washington coast on Friday, adding to a growing number of the large marine mammals that have washed ashore across the region since the start of the year."