Jumping Jack Flash Hypothesis: It's A Gas Gas Gas: Event Update For 2025-05-12

http://jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com/2012/02/jumping-jack-flash-hypothesis-its-gas.html

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Variety Pack

2025-05-12 - Hydrogen-sulfide-spewing sargassum inundating beaches in Texas:
http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/seaweed-texas-coast-20322819.php

2025-05-12 - Metal recycling center erupts in flame shortly after midnight along the River Ouse in coastal Newhaven (Britain):
http://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd62v7qv3qyo
http://www.sussexexpress.co.uk/news/emergency-incident/photos-and-video-of-large-fire-at-newhaven-waste-site-cause-under-investigation-after-five-appliances-tackle-blaze-5122873

2025-05-12 - Auto salvage yard erupts in flame in Dewsbury (Britain):
http://www.westyorksfire.gov.uk/incidents/salvage-yard-fire-dewsbury

2025-05-12 - Recycling plant and mattress factory go up in flames in coastal Butterworth (Malaysia):
http://www.malaymail.com/news/malaysia/2025/05/11/mattress-factory-and-recycling-plant-gutted-by-fire-in-butterworth-with-no-casualties-reported/176324
http://www.facebook.com/TheStarOnline/videos/fire-razes-two-factories-in-butterworth/1903823830371570/

2025-05-12 - Electrical substation damaged by fire in the Maida Vale area in coastal London (Britain):
http://www.london-fire.gov.uk/incidents/2025/may/electrical-substation-fire-maida-vale/

2025-05-12 - Car bursts into flame on the 91 Freeway, woman gets out and gets hit and killed, in coastal Long Beach (California):
http://lbpost.com/news/car-fire-91-freeway-woman-killed/

Quote: "The 46-year-old woman was driving a Scion xD on the eastbound freeway when, for unknown reasons, the car began to catch fire and broke down in the far left lane, Salazar said."

2025-05-12 - Contamination of human bodies with microplastics and nanoplastics (MNPs) continues accelerating:
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/health/2025/05/12/what-to-know-plastics-health/83342822007/
http://www.thelancet.com/journals/ebiom/article/PIIS2352-3964(25)00174-4/fulltext

Quote: "These tiny, almost invisible plastic particles have been found in arteries, hearts, lungs, blood, placentas, breast milk, penises and testicles, among other body parts. A recent study found the average person's brain may contain the equivalent of one plastic throw-away spoon. As studies begin to find connections between exposure to plastic and medical problems, doctors and scientists are increasingly concerned."

Note: Our brains are now on average about 0.5% plastic by mass (1/200th) and the amount is increasing exponentially. AI suggests we have around 48 years until the average human brain is 10% plastic by mass. People will probably not be able to think coherently or remember anything at that level. The human brain reasons using electrical impulses. One of the first uses of plastic was as an insulator for electrical stuff. Flooding our brains with microscopic particles of insulating material isn't going to end well. MNPs are now in the air we breathe, in all the food we eat, in all the fluids we drink, in the rain and the soil and the clouds, in every area from the North Pole to the South Pole. Children are now being born contaminated with MNPs via their already-contaminated mothers. Autism rates in children are rising right along with the escalating amounts of MNPs in human brains. This problem is going to get WAY worse as MNPs continue bio-accumulating in human bodies and particularly in human brains. Unless you wear a hazmat suit at all times and eat only WWWII-era C-rations and drink only water from ice frozen 50 years ago or more then your body and brain are being increasingly contaminated right now.

Take that AI prediction that we have 48 years left before everybody has been rendered mindless with a grain of salt. It could be far less than that. The AI hasn't factored in the fact that it takes decades for plastics to break down into MNPs, so we're now being hit primarily with MNPs from plastic that was pumped into the environment in the 1970s or before. We produced a crapload more plastic AFTER the 1970s so over the next decades the amount of MNPs entering the biosphere is going to ramp up as dramatically as plastic production escalated after the 1970s. In addition, the AI is guessing that it's at 10% plastic by mass where human brains become incapable of coherent thought. It could be less than that. It could be 2% or 3% plastic by mass, in which case we're 17% to 25% of the way to complete cognitive collapse already. And finally, YOU may be ahead of the average person in terms of YOUR brain being contaminated with MNPs. In short, it's quite possible that some people are in their last few years of coherent thought right now...

2025-05-12 - Climate crisis threatens the banana, the world’s most popular fruit:
http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/may/12/climate-crisis-threatens-the-banana-the-worlds-most-popular-fruit-research-shows
http://www.tribuneindia.com/news/features/climate-change-could-wipe-out-the-banana-worlds-top-fruit/