Jumping Jack Flash Hypothesis: It's A Gas Gas Gas: Event Update For 2023-03-01

http://jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com/2012/02/jumping-jack-flash-hypothesis-its-gas.html

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Variety Pack

2023-03-01 - CO2 emissions from wildfires in boreal forests increasing:
http://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.ade0805
http://www.eurekalert.org/news-releases/981531
http://www.sciencenews.org/article/wildfires-boreal-forests-record-co2-2021
http://phys.org/news/2023-03-carbon-emissions-boreal-forest-rose.html
http://www.independent.co.uk/climate-change/news/wildfires-2021-co2-release-record-b2293339.html

Quote: "Carbon dioxide emissions from boreal forest fires have been increasing since at least the year 2000, reaching a new high in 2021, Zheng et al. report. Although boreal fires typically produce about 10% of global carbon dioxide emissions from wildfires, in 2021 they produced nearly one quarter of the total."

Quote: "The increasing number of extreme wildfires that is accompanying global warming presents a real challenge to global climate change mitigation efforts."

Note: So the warmer it gets, the more the boreal forests burn, which releases more CO2, which warms things up more, which causes more wildfires, etc - another self-reinforcing feedback loop. Earth's own CO2 and methane emissions are now rising significantly faster than humanity is reducing its emissions. We simply can't reduce our emissions faster than the Earth is ramping up its own. We've initiated an unstoppable humanity-ending chain reaction made up of many interlocking feedbacks amplifying themselves and each other...

2023-03-01 - Thousands of wildfires break out across Thailand:
http://www.nationthailand.com/thailand/general/40025379

Quote: "The urgent orders come after 3,768 fire hotspots were detected across Thailand by the Geo-Informatics and Space Technology Development Agency (Gistda) on Tuesday. The thousands of hotspots flashed up on the Suomi satellite’s Visible Infrared Imaging Radiometer Suite (VIIRS), which counted the highest since January 1. Of these fires, 1,937 were in protected forests, 1,043 in national forests, and 280 in agricultural areas."

2023-03-01 - Transformer bursts into flame at substation in Bluffdale (Utah):
http://www.fox13now.com/news/local-news/fire-sparks-heavy-plume-of-smoke-seen-across-salt-lake-valley
http://www.newsbreak.com/bluffdale-ut/2941414949828-video-what-caused-heavy-plume-of-smoke-seen-across-salt-lake-valley

2023-03-01 - Ferrari bursts into flame while parked at shopping center in Hingham (Massachusetts):
http://whdh.com/news/ferrari-vehicle-catches-fire-in-parking-lot-of-derby-street-shops-in-hingham/
http://www.newsbreak.com/hingham-ma/2942962424316-ferrari-vehicle-catches-fire-in-parking-lot-of-derby-street-shops-in-hingham
http://mobile.twitter.com/7News/status/1631097010089598977

2023-03-01 - Car bursts into flame while parked inside parking garage at university in coastal San Jose (California):
http://sjsunews.com/article/car-fire-smokes-out-west-garage

Quote: "Farkouh said her car was parked about four cars away from the Mustang. 'There was no one in the car,' she said. 'It just started smoking, and then – it’s like a convertible car – so it caught on fire pretty quickly.'"

2023-03-01 - Vehicle bursts into flame on bridge over the St. Johns River in coastal Jacksonville (Florida):
http://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/jfrd-is-responding-vehicle-fire-buckman-bridge/FGEZQV3DTNAJJEVFGIJT5MQOTM/
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/traffic/lanes-blocked-on-buckman-bridge-vehicle-fire/77-7c48efdd-5fdb-49f7-a808-7674e64d03ec
http://www.newsbreak.com/jacksonville-fl/2942232932226-all-lanes-clear-after-vehicle-fire-on-the-buckman-bridge-fhp-says