Jumping Jack Flash Hypothesis: It's A Gas Gas Gas: Event Update For 2022-03-16

http://jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com/2012/02/jumping-jack-flash-hypothesis-its-gas.html

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Variety Pack

2022-03-16 - Pickup truck goes up in flames and burns man to death on Ivy Bend Lane in Morgan County (Missouri), 300 feet from Lake of the Ozarks:
http://www.krmsradio.com/ive-bend-resident-identified-in-fatal-truck-fire/
http://www.ky3.com/2022/03/17/body-found-burned-car-morgan-county-mo-identified/
http://www.komu.com/news/midmissourinews/burned-body-found-in-morgan-county-identified-as-ivy-bend-man/article_ca4a1114-a60e-11ec-98b3-1fdd64af1469.html

Quote: "The victim of a vehicle fire in Ivy Bend has been identified. According to the Morgan County Sheriff’s office, an autopsy performed on Wednesday revealed that the body was 48-year-old Robert Miles of Ivy Bend. Miles was found a day after the vehicle fire, which happened late at night in front of the Ivy Bend Land office. Officials say Miles’ body was found in the rear seat of the pickup and was burned beyond recognition. The Morgan Sheriff’s office says this remains an ongoing investigation, however they do not suspect foul play at this time."

2022-03-16 - Pickup truck bursts into flame while parked at home, fire spreads to home, on American Way in Aberdeen (Maryland):
http://patch.com/maryland/aberdeen/truck-fire-partially-damages-house-harford-county
http://www.cecildaily.com/news/local_news/fire-damages-truck-house-in-aberdeen/article_9de170b2-2dfa-5e2d-b3b0-089bbc665fea.html
http://spotonmaryland.com/eastern-shore/679691/fire-damages-truck-house-in-aberdeen.html

Quote: "An investigation is continuing after a pickup truck caught fire outside an Aberdeen home, which sustained exterior damage when the nearby flames spread to it, according to the Maryland Office of the State Fire Marshal."

2022-03-16 - Metal recycling center hit by fire, scrap cars burn, in Oklahoma City (Oklahoma):
http://kfor.com/news/crews-battle-car-fires-at-recycling-center/
http://www.news9.com/story/623291a9400271017c0a55da/multiple-cars-catch-fire-at-se-oklahoma-city-salvage-yard
http://okcfox.com/news/local/firefighters-respond-to-salvage-yard-fire-in-southeast-oklahoma-city

2022-03-16 - Boat 'Make It Go Away' bursts into flame while parked at facility on Crocker Lane in coastal Cohasset (Massachusetts):
http://whdh.com/news/key-piece-of-evidence-in-a-deadly-boat-crash-destroyed-in-cohasset-fire/
http://www.boston25news.com/news/local/25-investigates-key-evidence-2021-boston-harbor-boat-accident-death-destroyed-cohasset-fire/RNCBRGXOMJDWBA7RPUGR5MSHGI/
http://www.newsbreak.com/news/2543729909032/crews-battle-massive-boat-fire-at-massdot-maintenance-depot
http://www.facebook.com/CohassetPolice/posts/329333199229685

Quote: "Firefighters raced to Crocker Lane Wednesday morning and found the boat fully engulfed in flames. No injuries were reported but the boat is a total loss."

Quote: "The boat was in dry dock, under lock and key, at a state owned storage lot when the fire broke out, destroying the vessel and the evidence it contained."

Note: This is the 353rd boat/ship to burn/explode in 2022...

2022-03-16 - US wildfires becoming larger, more frequent, and more widespread:
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/wildfires-are-getting-worse-cu-study-finds
http://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.abc0020

Quote: "We found compelling evidence that average fire events in regions of the United States are up to four times the size, triple the frequency, and more widespread in the 2000s than in the previous two decades. Moreover, the most extreme fires are also larger, more common, and more likely to co-occur with other extreme fires. This documented shift in burning patterns across most of the country aligns with the palpable change in fire dynamics noted by the media, public, and fire-fighting officials."

Quote: "Projected changes in climate, fuel and ignitions suggest that we’ll see more and larger fires in the future. Our analyses show that those changes are already happening..."