2016 - JUL - Zombie Files

2016-07-01 - Naked man, 41, armed with Glock threatens to shoot people, gets arrested, in coastal Bradenton (Florida):
http://www.bradenton.com/news/local/article87322007.html
http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20160702/article/160709920
http://www.snntv.com/2016/07/02/manatee-deputies-arrest-armed-naked-man/

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2016-07-02 - Naked man, 24, jumps into the Hudson River during storm, loses consciousness, rescued, in coastal Manhattan (New York):
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/manhattan/naked-man-dives-hudson-river-storm-article-1.2696891
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2016/07/02/nypd-rescue-drowning-man/
http://www.metro.us/new-york/nypd-officers-jump-in-to-stormy-hudson-to-save-naked-man-in-water/zsJpgb---3AYR07sUyCsMw/
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/NYPD-Officers-Rescue-Drowning-Man-Storm--385305771.html
http://gothamist.com/2016/07/03/police_rescue_24-year-old_from_huds.php
http://www.facebook.com/CBSNewYork/posts/10153943269624024

Note: Not far from where the naked man, 21, just went on a rampage in Times Square, mentioned in the 2016-06-30 update...

2016-07-02 - Man has sex with a tree in Florida:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1382503/shocking-video-shows-naked-man-having-sex-with-a-tree-in-broad-daylight-in-florida/
http://mycoool.com/www_thesun_co/news/1382503/shocking-video-shows-naked-man-having-sex-with-a-tree-in-broad-daylight-in-florida/

2016-07-05 - Man, 42, strips naked, talks incoherently, at post office in coastal Limassol on the island of Cyprus:
http://www.palo.com.cy/a/naked-man-arrested-at-limassol-post-office-taken-to-athalassa-606235
http://www.newsincyprus.com/news/23974/naked-man-arrested-at-limassol-post-office-taken-to-athalassa
http://cyprusnews.eu/cyprusmail/4584622-naked-man-arrested-at-limassol-post-office-taken-to-athalassa.html

Quote: "According to reports, the man arrived at the post office at around 11am, took his clothes off and started wandering outside the building talking incoherently."

2016-07-05 - Naked man runs around and yells in the wee hours near St Dunstan's Church in Canterbury (Britain):
http://www.kentonline.co.uk/canterbury/news/video-naked-man-cavorts-outside-98516/
http://www.coreoo.eu/naked-man-filmed-prancing-around-outside-st-dunstans-church-Canterbury

2016-07-11 - Naked man, 33, steals landscaping truck, crashes on Lake Shore Drive, jumps in lake, in Chicago (Illinois):
http://chicagoist.com/2016/07/11/naked_man_steals_truck_crashes_on_l.php
http://abc7ny.com/news/cops-naked-man-steals-truck-jumps-into-lake-after-crash/1423500/
http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/police-naked-man-stole-truck-in-gold-coast-jumped-into-lake/
http://article.wn.com/view/2016/07/11/Police_Naked_man_stole_truck_in_Gold_Coast_jumped_into_lake/
http://www.onenewspage.us/video/20160711/4974598/Naked-Man-Steals-Crashes-Truck-on-Chicago-Expressway.htm
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-naked-man-crashes-stolen-truck-on-lake-shore-drive-20160711-story.html
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2016/07/11/half-naked-man-steals-truck-crashes-on-lake-shore-drive-jumps-in-lake/
http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/Naked-Man-in-Custody-After-Leading-Police-on-Chase-Across-City-386301501.html
http://abc7chicago.com/news/police-naked-man-stole-truck-in-gold-coast-jumped-into-lake/1421826/
http://wgntv.com/2016/07/11/naked-man-steals-crashes-truck-on-lake-shore-drive/
http://newsbout.com/id/16335778358/Naked-man-crashes-stolen-truck-on-Lake-Shore-Drive
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/nbcchicago/752513761655881728

2016-07-11 - Naked man, 41, fires gun(s) at 6 AM, gets shot dead, in East St. Louis (Illinois), near the Mississippi River:
http://fox2now.com/2016/07/11/naked-gunman-shot-and-killed-by-police-in-east-st-louis/
http://www.islandpacket.com/news/nation-world/national/article89041987.html
http://www.wfsb.com/story/32413963/suspect-injured-in-officer-involved-shooting-in-east-st-louis
http://www.kctv5.com/story/32413963/suspect-injured-in-officer-involved-shooting-in-east-st-louis
http://www.bnd.com/news/local/article88869867.html
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/police-kill-nude-gunman-who-fired-on-houses-and-threatened/article_a8e68b68-e546-5513-8393-39527a650bba.html

2016-07-11 - Naked man swims around and evades police in McGovern Lake at Hermann Park in Houston (Texas), near the coast:
http://abc13.com/news/watch-live-naked-man-in-lake-in-hermann-park/1421966/
http://www.click2houston.com/news/naked-man-swims-in-lake-at-hermann-park
http://www.khou.com/news/local/police-respond-to-nude-man-swimming-in-hermann-park-lake/269677115
http://cw39.com/2016/07/11/naked-man-taking-morning-swim-in-hermann-park-lake-pulled-out-of-water/
http://www.kagstv.com/news/local/police-respond-to-nude-man-swimming-in-hermann-park-lake/269680198
http://www.ksat.com/news/naked-man-swims-in-lake-at-hermann-park
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1307869/A-naked-man-pulled-park-lake-Houston-Texas.html

Quote: "'He was having some kind of mental episode,' said Officer Thomas Wooten with the Houston Police Department."

Quote: "Wooten said when officers arrived the man was belligerent and started throwing his shoes and mud at officers."

2016-07-11 - Naked man runs around, spouts nonsense, near Thompson Creek (Colorado):
http://www.aspentimes.com/news/22906912-113/naked-man-in-thompson-creek-spurs-reports-at
http://50healthy.com/id/16335818635/Naked-man-in-Thompson-Creek-spurs-reports-at-site

Quote: "Buglione and another deputy drove to the South Thompson Creek area after Monday’s report and found the man lying fully naked next to the road 'waving a stick in the air' and making 'nonsensical' comments, he said."

2016-07-12 - Naked man runs around on road, throws stuff at cars, on Robert C. Byrd Drive in Beckley (West Virginia):
http://www.register-herald.com/news/beckley-police-take-nude-man-to-hospital/article_10b7161e-4874-11e6-818e-7726327f0e2b.html
http://www.wearewvproud.com/story/32430370/street-streaker-stopped-in-beckley

2016-07-12 - Man, 29, gets agitated, strips naked, in coastal Jensen Beach (Florida):
http://www.wpbf.com/news/enraged-man-removes-clothes-takes-off-naked-police-say/40477136
http://www.wptv.com/news/region-martin-county/jensen-beach/naked-enraged-man-arrested-in-jensen-beach
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/WPBF25News/752999259499208704
http://50crime.com/vid/16335895108

Quote: "The responding deputy located Cameron at the Jensen Beach Publix, where he was laying on the ground naked and screaming."

2016-07-13 - Man strips naked, goes berserk, runs around in traffic, in coastal Ocean Beach (California):
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/video/2nd-naked-man-goes-rampage-062600924.html
http://on.aol.com/video/2nd-naked-man-goes-on-rampage-in-ob-5785e09ca623785f52b5defd
http://www.onenewspage.com.au/video/20160713/4992320/2nd-naked-man-goes-on-rampage-in-OB.htm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r35xUnyjhUE

2016-07-13 - Naked woman rolls around on street in coastal Bronx (New York):
http://www.diretube.com/naked-woman-arrested-for-rolling-around-street-in-the-bronx_2157c068b.html

2016-07-13 - Man, 49, breaks and burns stuff outside trailer, spray paints himself, in Colchester (Vermont), near Lake Champlain:
http://www.wcax.com/story/32431176/police-investigate-bizarre-trailer-fire

Quote: "They found him after responding to a call that he was breaking items outside his trailer and setting fire to them at the Breezy Acres Trailer Park. Police also say he had spray painted himself. The fire damaged the side of his trailer but authorities don't know why he was doing it."

2016-07-13 - Man, 34, growls, menaces people with sword, gets arrested, in Chubbuck (Idaho):
http://www.bonnercountydailybee.com/article/20160714/AP/307149931
http://www.idahostatejournal.com/members/chubbuck-man-facing-multiple-charges-after-attacking-officers-with-sword/article_50407c2e-60b0-5548-ad26-349a7a4daf6b.html

Quote: "Some time later, the suspect exited his home with a Samurai-type sword and approached a neighboring trailer, growling and again acting in an aggressive manner."

2016-07-14 - Naked woman, 40, goes on rampage and damages church, found by Pokémon Go players, in coastal Westport (Connecticu)
http://www.wcvb.com/news/men-playing-pokemon-go-find-naked-woman-vandalizing-church-property/40731634
http://www.westport-news.com/news/article/Naked-woman-found-vandalising-Westport-church-by-8380073.php
http://www.ctpost.com/news/article/Naked-woman-found-vandalising-Westport-church-by-8380073.php
http://pix11.com/2016/07/15/pokemon-go-players-find-naked-woman-vandalizing-connecticut-church/
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/pokemon-go-players-find-naked-woman-vandalizing-ch/1100-6441865/
http://wtnh.com/2016/07/15/players-looking-for-pokemon-outside-church-find-naked-woman/

Quote: "They said the naked woman in the garden had pulled lights from the ground, overturned a statue and benches and was throwing garbage from her car into a baptismal pond. Police were called. The woman, identified only as a 40-year-old Bridgeport resident, was taken to a local hospital for observation. She was not arrested."

2016-07-15 - Man, 61, runs around naked on street in St. Johnsbury (Vermont):
http://www.wcax.com/story/32459891/man-running-around-naked-in-st-johnsbury
http://www.vivalanka.com/newspage/2531230ai-man-running-naked-st-johnsbury

2016-07-17 - Naked man, 19, runs around on street, screams, punches cop, in Sheboygan (Wisconsin), near Lake Michigan:
http://www.tmj4.com/news/local-news/police-officer-man-found-naked-in-a-sheboygan-intersection-punch
http://www.sheboyganpress.com/story/news/2016/07/18/sheboygan-naked-man-yells-police-punches-officer-ridenour/87265334/
http://myinforms.com/en-us/a/38637330-police-naked-man-yells-in-street-punches-officer/
http://snewsi.com/id/16336253607

2016-07-19 - Naked man, 22, runs around shouting about Allah in Padua (Italy), near the coast:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/naked-man-shouting-praise-allah-8447664
http://endtimeheadlines.org/2016/07/naked-man-runs-from-police-in-italy-shouting-praise-to-allah/
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/DailyMirror/755474054304247809
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3699107/Naked-man-shouts-praise-Allah-running-Pratto-della-Valle-Square-Padua-chased-three-policemen.html

Note: Similar to the various naked Jesuses (Jesi?)...

2016-07-19 - Man strips naked as he walks in coastal Limerick (Ireland):
http://www.joe.ie/news/man-goes-for-walk-in-limerick-leaving-clothes-and-holy-bible-behind-him/553830
http://www.limerickleader.ie/news/home/211537/naked-man-walking-limerick-streets-reported-to-gardai.html

2016-07-22 - Naked man acts erratic, crawls in drain, rubs genitals on cars, at restaurant in coastal Mobile (Alabama):
http://wkrg.com/2016/07/22/naked-man-at-foosacklys/
http://local15tv.com/news/local/naked-man-frolics-in-mobile-foosackleys-parking-lot
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/LOCAL15NEWS/756689816952180736
http://www.al.com/news/mobile/index.ssf/2016/07/naked_man_tries_to_order_chick.html

Quote: "Eyewitnesses say the man acted erratically in the restaurant parking lot. It started with him banging on a car window, he crawled in a drainage ditch and tried to lie down in the drive through driveway. Kelly Kraljevic says she saw him urinate on a truck and rub his genitals on vehicles."

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2016-07-23 - Half-naked man evades cops, spits water, throws sticks, at pond in Big Spring Park in Huntsville (Alabama):
http://www.al.com/news/huntsville/index.ssf/2016/07/witness_says_police_chased_a_n.html
http://lawnewz.com/crazy/wedding-disrupted-by-police-chasing-naked-man-in-pond/
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/aldotcom/757325243732156416

2016-07-24 - Naked man acts bizarre in Albuquerque (New Mexico), woman drops dead nearby too:
http://snewsi.com/id/16336643315
http://krqe.com/2016/07/25/police-no-connection-between-naked-man-woman-found-dead/
http://www.kob.com/albuquerque-news/albuquerque-police-find-body-while-detaining-naked-man/4209785/
http://krqe.com/2016/07/24/police-find-womans-body-while-responding-to-call-about-naked-man/
http://newsbout.com/id/16336640901/Police-find-womans-body-while-responding-to-call-about-naked-man
http://www.abqjournal.com/814405/apd-womans-death-in-se-abq-not-suspicious-nearby-naked-man-arrested-on-other-charges.html
http://www.heraldcourier.com/news/albuquerque-police-find-body-while-detaining-naked-man/article_68446846-6c9c-5536-a250-d1f0ac305fef.html

Quote: "Neighbors who witnessed the incident called it bizarre. 'I came out and I was sitting on the chair like I usually do in the evening and across the street this man appeared almost naked,' said Charles Steward, who lives across the street. 'He started dancing and he would go around in circles and hands up in the air and I couldn't tell if it was a martial arts display because at times it would get kind of violent.' Stewart said he watched the man for about 30 minutes before police arrived. Upon arrival, the officers found the man and then the body of an adult female."

Quote: "Police say there is no proof the case of a man found naked and the discovery of a woman’s body nearby are connected in any way."

Note: Definitely connected by timeframe, geographic area and the atmosphere...

2016-07-25 - Naked man found in fire engine in Dallas (Texas):
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/video/category/news/3436515-naked-man-found-in-dallas-fire-engine-audio-excerpt/
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/naked-man-found-in-dallas-fire-engine-audio-excerpt/vp-BBuPS0M
http://www.yahoo.com/news/naked-man-found-dallas-fire-141400277.html

2016-07-25 - Naked man found walking down highway near Nairobi (Kenya):
http://www.fornaija.com/pin/30702/
http://www.nairobigossips.com/2016/07/madness-man-spotted-naked-along-uhuru-highway-photos.html
http://www.newspic.info/kenya/2016/07/25/madness-man-spotted-naked-along-uhuru-highway-photos/

2016-07-26 - Naked man spotted running around in cornfield in Lanark (Illinois):
http://www.freeportnewsnetwork.com/cities/naked-man-spotted-running-loose-in-lanark/

Quote: "'When I called the sheriff… I couldn’t give her a description of what he was wearing' she went on to say. 'I live in the middle of nowhere,' she added. 'I would expect aliens or zombies before this.'"

2016-07-27 - Naked man rants about Vietnam, touches electrified track and dies, in coastal Brooklyn (New York):
http://nypost.com/2016/07/27/naked-man-dies-after-touching-electrified-rail-on-subway-track/
http://reduced.news/2016/07/27/naked-man-dies-after-touching-electrified-rail-on-subway-track/
http://newyorkcityinformer.com/226200/naked-man-dies-after-touching-electrified-rail-on-subway-track/

2016-07-27 - Naked man sings and dances near the North Freeway in Houston (Texas), near the coast:
http://abc13.com/news/video-naked-man-caught-on-the-streets-of-north-houston/1447815/
http://www.inusanews.com/article/2372911511/naked-houston-caught-streets
http://newsbout.com/id/16336959368

Quote: "One witness tells us police eventually came and the man was taken away in an ambulance."

2016-07-27 - Naked man, 52, tries to punch cop, flees into lake, gets captured, at Lake Lanier (Georgia):
http://patch.com/georgia/cumming/naked-man-lake-lanier-assaults-officers-police
http://www.ajc.com/news/news/crime-law/man-accused-of-exercising-nude-at-lake-lanier/nr6Tb/

2016-07-27 - Naked man spotted wandering around before 7:15 AM in Swieqi on the island of Malta:
http://www.bay.com.mt/index.php/top-stories/2934-free-willy-bizarre-cctv-shows-man-walking-naked-in-swieqi.html

2016-07-29 - Naked disoriented man found wandering around coastal Manhattan (New York):
http://pix11.com/2016/07/29/unidentified-man-found-naked-disoriented-on-upper-west-side/
http://patch.com/new-york/upper-west-side-nyc/police-searching-clues-naked-disoriented-man-upper-west-side

Quote: "When they approached the man he appeared disoriented and was unable to tell them who he was. The man was transported to Roosevelt Hospital, where he remains unidentified."

Note: Sounds like he was mind-wiped. Not the first person to be so afflicted...

2016-07-29 - Naked man threatens cops with bottle shortly before 1 AM in Willingboro (New Jersey), near the Delaware River:
http://www.courierpostonline.com/story/news/2016/07/29/naked-man-arrested-willingboro-after-threatening-cops/87718512/
http://www.nj.com/burlington/index.ssf/2016/07/naked_man_with_liquor_bottled_allegedly_threatned.html

2016-07-31 - Naked man, 25, shrugs off taser, attacks cop, in Flagstaff (Arizona):
http://www.wsmv.com/story/32592980/officer-hurt-during-arrest-of-naked-man-in-flagstaff
http://www.azfamily.com/story/32592980/officer-hurt-during-arrest-of-naked-man-in-flagstaff
http://myinforms.com/en-us/a/39197123-flagstaff-officer-hurt-in-fight-with-naked-man/
http://www.onenewspage.com/video/20160802/5185049/Naked-man-in-Flagstaff-assaults-police-officer.htm
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/azfamily/760257060185309184

Quote: "Officer Beckwith pointed his Taser at the suspect but he continued to advance on Beckwith. That's when he discharged his Taser but it didn't have any effect on Barnes, according to police. Barnes then allegedly assaulted Officer Beckwith and they fell to the ground and rolled down a hill over rocks and dirt."