2015 - NOV - Zombie Files

2015-11-02 - Naked man, 26, screams, starts fire, attacks cops, gets arrested, in Fairfax (Virginia), 8 injured:
http://wjla.com/news/crime/naked-man-starts-apartment-fire-assaults-fairfax-officers
http://news.yahoo.com/eight-virginia-officers-injured-fight-naked-man-201933183.html
http://wtop.com/fairfax-county/2015/11/police-officers-responding-call-assaulted-naked-man/
http://patch.com/virginia/fairfaxcity/police-naked-man-assaults-police-officers-sets-fire
http://www.fox5dc.com/news/local-news/43961369-story

2015-11-04 - Naked man in car says he has bomb, gets arrested, taken in for psych evaluation, in Rochester (Minnesota):
http://www.twincities.com/localnews/ci_29071767/naked-man-arrested-after-rochester-police-chase-implicated
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/PioneerPress/662124663250751488
http://kstp.com/article/stories/s3953581.shtml

2015-11-05 - Man in his 20s jumps off ferry, breaks into home, naked and incoherent, on coastal Galiano Island (Canada):
http://vancouverisland.ctvnews.ca/naked-man-breaks-into-home-after-jumping-off-bc-ferries-vessel-1.2644603
http://www.seattlepi.com/national/article/Naked-man-jumps-from-B-C-ferry-later-arrested-6613310.php
http://www.cfax1070.com/News/Top-Stories/Naked-Man-Allegedly-Forces-Way-Into-Home-on-Gallia
http://www.theprovince.com/news/launches+life+raft+ferry+jumps+after+winds+naked+woman+galiano+home/11495337/story.html
http://www.mycowichanvalleynow.com/9521/man-facing-charges-after-jumping-from-bc-ferry-breaking-into-home-naked/
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/bc-ferries-jumper-man-life-boat-galiano-overboard-1.3305188
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/11/05/charges-expected-against-man-who-leaped-into-icy-water-from-b-c-ferry_n_8481870.html

Quote: "As rescue boats from RCMP, search and rescue and the Coast Guard searched for him for about an hour, police got a call from a distressed Galiano Island resident. She told them a naked, soaking and incoherent man entered her home and began to throw furniture and other items around her house, damaging it."

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-11-05 - Naked man, 24, found running around at 2:48 AM in hotel parking lot in coastal Arlington (Virginia):
http://patch.com/virginia/arlington-va/police-arrest-naked-man-running-through-hotel-parking-lot
http://snewsi.com/id/15422748396/Police-Arrest-Naked-Man-Running-Through-Hotel-Parking-Lot

2015-11-06 - Naked man, 17, speaks incoherently at 1:20 AM, attacks cop, at volleyball court in Belton (Texas):
http://www.kwtx.com/ourtown/home/headlines/Belton--Naked-Teen-Attacked-UMHB-Campus-Officer-342054181.html
http://kdhnews.com/news/crime/naked-man-at-umhb-accused-of-assaulting-police/article_99495306-8430-11e5-aaab-13004e755037.html

2015-11-07 - Naked man, 22, found yelling in driveway before 6 AM in coastal St. Petersburg (Florida):
http://www.tbo.com/pinellas-county/naked-shouting-man-arrested-in-st-pete-driveway-20151107/
http://www.thestpetersburgnews.net/index.php/sid/238366289
http://www.wopular.com/naked-shouting-man-arrested-st-pete-driveway

2015-11-08 - Naked man, 20, runs around neighborhood at 12:30 AM, in Indiana Borough (Pennsylvania):
http://triblive.com/news/indiana/9403049-74/police-dessell-mcmillan
http://www.tribdem.com/news/naked-man-leads-police-on-chase/article_775fbbd8-8690-11e5-b8b9-ef79a909a724.html

2015-11-09 - Man, mid-30s, acts bizarre, gets shot dead by cops, in Lake Balboa area in coastal Los Angeles (California):
http://sputniknews.com/us/20151110/1029894368/lapd-shooting-acting-bizarrely.html
http://www.sott.net/article/306044-LAPD-cops-shoot-kill-man-for-acting-bizarrely-and-standing-in-street

2015-11-09 - Half-naked man, 27, with a knife breaks into three homes at 6:45 AM in Portland (Oregon), near the Willamette River:
http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2015/11/half-naked_man_in_mental_healt.html
http://www.kptv.com/story/30474972/police-half-naked-burglary-suspect-threatens-se-portland-homeowners-with-knife
http://www.kgw.com/story/news/2015/11/10/ryan-cain-intruder/75500186/
http://www.oregontelegraph.com/index.php/sid/238419059
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/fox12oregon/663846878421774336

2015-11-09 - Naked man, 20s, attacks 3 people with pitchfork, found injured, in Kirkland (Washington), near Lake Washington:
http://www.myeasttex.com/news/local-news/naked-man-goes-on-rampage-with-pitchfork
http://mynorthwest.com/11/2843531/Reports-Police-find-man-naked-hurt-after-pitchfork-assaults
http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Police-find-man-naked-injured-after-attacking-3-people-in-Kirkland-344073292.html
http://www.kirklandreporter.com/news/344175122.html

2015-11-10 - Naked man, 32, crashes pickup truck into hospital at 5:15 AM in Poplar Bluff (Missouri):
http://www.semissourian.com/story/2249535.html

Quote: "Medical staff said they believed Krishna to be under the influence of 'bath salts' due to the symptoms he was displaying."

Note: Say, hydrogen sulfide can cause those same symptoms, so according to that logic then it appears he was suffering from the effects of hydrogen sulfide poisoning due to the symptoms he was displaying. Same symptoms as a bunch of people who went nuts with 'excited delirium' at a turkey plant in Willmar (Minnesota), mentioned in the 2014-10-18 update. According to that logic, those people - 28 of them - must've shown up to work and all of them decided to get down with some bath salts on the job. Uh huh, sure. And that's what they say a lot, like with the original face-eater, who as it turned out wasn't on anything. Competent people don't make assumptions like that, and there are no drug charges here either. Blaming bath salts without any evidence is one of the ways the authorities are hiding what's happening from the gullible. If you get poisoned and freak out yourself, they'll probably say you were on bath salts too. You know, because of the symptoms...

2015-11-11 - Naked man found walking on road in pouring rain in coastal Narooma (Australia):
http://www.naroomanewsonline.com.au/story/3486915/another-naked-man-apprehended-at-narooma/

Quote: "Residents in the North Narooma area were stunned to see a completely naked man walking down Rifle Range Road in the pouring rain on Wednesday."

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-11-14 - Man, mid-20s, runs around hotel naked, punches cop, in Jasper (Indiana):
http://www.14news.com/story/30523524/man-arrested-after-allegedly-running-naked-through-jasper-hotel
http://duboiscountyherald.com/b/naked-man-arrested-charged-with-battery-on-officer

2015-11-17 - Naked man arrested at Lenin's Mausoleum in Moscow (Russia):
http://politicalhotwire.com/current-events/133947-naked-man-detained-red-square.html
http://www.themoscowtimes.com/article/550049.html

2015-11-18 - Woman strips naked while walking down the Bay Bridge in coastal San Francisco (California):

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Woman-s-Bay-Bridge-strip-tease-ties-up-traffic-6642667.php
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/woman-stops-traffic-strip-tease-sf-bay-bridge-article-1.2440865
http://nypost.com/2015/11/19/womans-strip-tease-stops-traffic-on-san-fransiscos-bay-bridge/
http://www.sacbee.com/news/state/california/article45457014.html

Quote: "The striptease caused quite a backup as California Highway Patrol vehicles flashed lights and cars swerved around trying to avoid the strolling exhibitionist, who was eventually arrested and taken to San Francisco General Hospital for a psychiatric evaluation."

2015-11-20 - Naked man, 22, runs around at skate park, grunts, gets tased, in Logan (Utah):
http://www.cachevalleydaily.com/news/local/article_1be2d0f2-8fea-11e5-9818-c3be47ca5ada.html

Quote: "Hooley said Gutierrez did not smell of alcohol but officers are not sure if he had any other drugs in his system, or just suffering a psychiatric issue. 'He certainly wasn’t acting normal. He would grunt more when he was requested to do different things but he didn’t really speak with our officers. We not sure exactly what was going on with him that caused him to act in this bizarre manner.'"

Note: Not sure what the temp there was at the time but at 11 PM it was 25F...

2015-11-20 - Naked man runs around near fire station in Little Rock (Arkansas):
http://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2015/nov/21/police-beat-20141121/
http://www.nwaonline.com/news/2015/nov/21/police-beat-20141121/

Quote: "Little Rock firefighters called police Wednesday night to report a naked man running near the fire station on East Roosevelt Road, according to an arrest report."

2015-11-20 - Man swings samurai sword and scares people at Apple store in coastal Manhattan (New York):
http://news.yahoo.com/video/police-man-waves-sword-around-123319596.html
http://www.mercurynews.com/business/ci_29146539/man-swinging-samurai-sword-at-apple-store-terrifies

2015-11-21 - Naked man, 21, runs around, attacks people, gets arrested, in Hilo (Hawaii):
http://hawaiitribune-herald.com/news/local-news/mental-exam-ordered-after-naked-spree-assaults
http://myinforms.com/en/a/19543496-mental-exam-ordered-after-naked-spree-assaults/

2015-11-23 - Man speaks gibberish, punches woman, starts fire in her home, in Peoria (Illinois):
http://www.pjstar.com/article/20151124/NEWS/151129704/1994/NEWS

2015-11-24 - Man in his 20s climbs freeway sign and strips naked in coastal San Francisco (California):
http://www.breitbart.com/california/2015/11/25/man-strips-naked-atop-san-francisco-freeway-sign/
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/11/25/man-climbs-on-san-francisco-interstate-sign-strips-naked/
http://www.pressdemocrat.com/news/4821790-181/man-climbs-on-san-francisco
http://wric.com/2015/11/24/san-francisco-police-find-man-on-top-of-freeway-sign-naked/
http://wiat.com/2015/11/24/san-francisco-police-find-man-on-top-of-freeway-sign-naked/

2015-11-24 - Man steals Hungry Jack's Whopper burger from car, strips naked and leaves, in coastal Derby (Australia):
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-34917512
http://www.newsrt.co.uk/news/naked-australian-man-arrested-for-burger-theft-3668067.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3331617/Did-ask-fries-Naked-man-arrested-stealing-Hungry-Jack-s-Whopper-burger-sitting-parked-car-DAYS.html

Quote: "Police say a man from the remote town of Derby forced his way into a tradesman's car and took the Hungry Jack's Whopper burger. The tradesman had asked a friend to fly the food from Darwin, 1,700km (1,055 miles) away, local media report. When confronted by the tradesman, the alleged offender reportedly stripped off his clothes and walked away. It is unclear why the man removed his clothes."

Note: Hah, that guy really likes his Whoppers if he has them flown in from 1000 miles away!

2015-11-29 - Woman, flight attendant, acts erratic on flight, attacks people while en route to Frankfurt (Germany):
http://www.reflector.com/ap/statef/flight-attendant-charged-attacking-crew-us-marshals-3055093
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/news/local/marshal-flight-attendant-attacks-air-marshal-crew-/npYgP/
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/news/national/marshal-flight-attendant-attacks-air-marshal-crew-/npYhs/
http://www.wcnc.com/story/news/crime/2015/11/30/affidavit-american-flight-attendant-was-train-wreck/76578600/
http://www.nbcnews.com/business/travel/american-airlines-attendant-accused-attacking-crewmates-marshals-n471576
http://www.wltx.com/story/news/local/2015/11/30/flight-attendant-accused-attacking-crew-charlotte-flight/76568156/
http://www.sott.net/article/307517-Flight-attendant-accused-of-attacking-crew-air-marshals-spoke-of-nonsensical-things

2015-11-30 - Naked man with knife tased in the street in Hamilton (Canada):
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/news/naked-man-with-knife-tasered-by-police-1.3343225
http://myinforms.com/en/a/19885168-naked-man-with-knife-tasered-by-police/
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/TheSpec/671344450753400832
http://www.thespec.com/news-story/6141753-police-taser-naked-bleeding-man-as-he-slashed-himself/
http://www.pressreader.com/canada/the-hamilton-spectator/20151201/281646779062110/TextView

2015-11-30 - Man steals delivery vehicle, strips naked, jumps in the Elizabeth River, in coastal Norfolk (Virginia):
http://myinforms.com/en/a/19913055-police-naked-man-fished-out-of-elizabeth-river-after-stealing-delivery-car/
http://www.13newsnow.com/story/news/local/mycity/norfolk/2015/11/30/police-naked-man-fished-out-elizabeth-river-after-stealing-delivery-car/76577242/