Thursday, May 7, 2015

Event Update For 2015-05-06

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Fires And Explosions

2015-05-06 - Electrical substation damaged by explosion and fire at 6:17 AM near Candor (North Carolina), blackouts ensue:

2015-05-06 - Underground electrical explosions and fire blow multiple manholes off near Penn Station in coastal Manhattan (New York):

Quote: "Several people said they heard a boom when the cover blasted off and thought there was an attack. Flames quickly dissipated, but smoke and an acrid odor hung over the busy commercial area, forcing many business owners to close their doors for a time."

2015-05-06 - Underground electrical fire erupts in Austin (Texas):

Note: Must be all that snow and salt! *cough cough*

2015-05-06 - Electrical panel bursts into flame, fire spreads to two buildings, in Jersey City (New Jersey):

Note: Also see the SUV that burst into flame at an intersection in Jersey City on this day...

2015-05-06 - Transformer bursts into flame at hospital in Lubbock (Texas):

2015-05-06 - Transformer explodes and burns, ignites two passing cars, in Bareilly (India):

Note: Hydrogen sulfide is reactive with copper, especially electrified copper, so as the atmospheric contamination intensifies, there are more electricity-related fires and explosions. All the parked vehicles going up in flames are burning, at least much of the time, because of that same problem. Rusty iron/steel will also cause some of those fires too, but it looks like the electrified copper in the vehicles is the greater of the two problems. No need for a solar flare or EMP to bring down the grid. The atmospheric contamination problem will take care of that just fine...

2015-05-06 - Home explodes, burns and collapses in Syracuse (New York):

Quote: "A house has exploded and caught fire on Syracuse's South Side. The fire at 201 Dawes Ave. was first reported just after 1 p.m., according to Onondaga County 911 dispatch."

Note: This is the 190th residential explosion in 2015...

2015-05-06 - Pallet business ravaged by huge blaze before 2 AM in Antrim Township (Pennsylvania):

Quote: "Flames broke out shortly before 1 a.m. at Shank’s Pallets Recyclers along the 1600 block of Buchanan Trail East in Antrim Township. Damages were estimated in excess of $1,000,000."

2015-05-06 - Pile of pallets bursts into flame outside paper mill in coastal North Charleston (South Carolina):

2015-05-06 - Refinery hit by smokestack fire at the Port of Tacoma in Tacoma (Washington):

Quote: "Crews battled a smokestack fire at the U.S. Oil and Refining Co. on Wednesday that sent a plume of thick black smoke towering over the Port of Tacoma. One witness described the scene as 'reminiscent of a Mount St. Helens explosion.' Along with the smoke, tall flames could be seen shooting from the top of the smokestack in the early stages of the blaze."

2015-05-06 - Metal recycling facility hit by fire, junk cars burn, in Cambridge (Canada):

2015-05-06 - High-rise building significantly damaged by fire in coastal Washington DC, firefighter, 44, collapses and dies:

Quote: "'Everything was routine right up until McRae exited the building and collapsed,' said Acting Fire Chief Gregory Dean. Paramedics began CPR and transported him to MedStar Washington Hospital, where he was pronounced dead shortly after 10 a.m. McRae, 44, leaves behind his wife, three children and mother."

2015-05-06 - Underground fire burns toward golf course in Gateshead (Britain):

2015-05-06 - Fishing ship 'Nadir' bursts into flame near coastal Kristiansund (Norway):

Quote: "On May 6, 2015, around 2 p.m. the fire rescue in Kristiansund was alerted after a fire broke out in the superstructure of the 'Nadir' which was berthed at the quay in Nordsundet."

2015-05-06 - Boat bursts into flame at dock in coastal Naples (Florida):

2015-05-06 - Boat bursts into flame while parked at home, fire spreads to barn, near Lake Conroe (Texas):

Quote: "May 4th, 2015 – North Montgomery County Firefighters responded to a building fire on Thompson Rd. near Lake Conroe.  A fire started in a boat next to a barn and began to spread into the barn, but was quickly stopped by firefighters before it could destroy the barn and its contents.  The boat was totally destroyed by the fire and the cause of the fire has not been determined at this time."

2015-05-06 - Boat, SUV, car, two motorcycles, two ATVs and barn destroyed by fire in New Market (Tennessee):

Quote: "Jeremy Justice, son of the owner, reported to deputies that he had two motorcycle and a Chevrolet Camaro inside the barn at the time of the fire. Mrs. Justice added that it also contained two all-terrain vehicles, a boat, and a Jeep Wrangler."

Note: These are the 393rd, 394th, 395th and 396th boats or ships to burn/explode in 2015...

2015-05-06 - School bus bursts into flame on I-76 en route to Gettysburg (Pennsylvania):

Quote: "About 40 8th graders and the their chaperones were fast to act after their bus stalled and then caught fire in Pennsylvania Wednesday."

Note: This is the 106th school bus to burn in 2015 and the 278th bus to burn in 2015...

2015-05-06 - Transit bus bursts into flame on the Don Shula Expressway in coastal Miami (Florida):

Note: This is the 279th bus to burn in 2015...

2015-05-06 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on Route 22/322 in Middle Paxton Township (Pennsylvania):

2015-05-06 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on I-75 near Jellico (Tennessee):

2015-05-06 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on the Ohio Turnpike near Sandusky (Ohio):

2015-05-06 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on I-44 near Joplin (Missouri):

2015-05-06 - Tractor and barn destroyed by fire on Pine Springs Road in Lauderdale County (Mississippi):

Quote: "It happened at 8113 Pine Springs Road in the western part of the county around 8:30 Wednesday evening. The barn was a total loss. No people or animals were in the barn when it caught fire. Some of the items damaged in the barn include a tractor, saddles and hunting stands."

Note: These are the 731st, 732nd, 733rd, 734th and 735th tractors/tankers/semis to burn in 2015...

2015-05-06 - Tow trucks, other vehicles and towing company destroyed by fire at 1:10 AM in Anaheim (California):

Quote: "About 15 vehicles were in the business at the time, including several tow trucks and vehicles that may have recently been towed, Lutz said."

2015-05-06 - Box truck bursts into flame on I-85 in Greensboro (North Carolina):

2015-05-06 - Truck bursts into flame in Frenchs Forest suburb of coastal Sydney (Australia):

2015-05-06 - Truck bursts into flame on the Thanet Way near St Nicholas at Wade (Britain):

2015-05-06 - RV bursts into flame while parked at the Ali Ghan Shrine Club in Cumberland (Maryland):

Note: This is the 133rd RV to burn in 2015...

2015-05-06 - Van bursts into flame on I-75 in coastal Collier County (Florida):

2015-05-06 - Van bursts into flame while parked on College Close in coastal Sandown on the Isle of Wight (Britain):

2015-05-06 - Van bursts into flame and explodes in carpark at Madford Retail Park in Hertford (Britain):

2015-05-06 - SUV bursts into flame at intersection in Jersey City (New Jersey):

2015-05-06 - Pickup truck bursts into flame near school in Cordova (Tennessee):

2015-05-06 - Pickup truck bursts into flame on Stratford Road in Moses Lake (Washington):

2015-05-06 - Police car bursts into flame on highway ramp in Memphis (Tennessee):

2015-05-06 - Car bursts into flame on Walnut Grove in Memphis (Tennessee):

Note: So two different cars went up in flames on Memphis on this day...

2015-05-06 - Three cars go up in flames while parked in parking lot at university in Albany (New York):

2015-05-06 - Car bursts into flame while parked in garage, fire spreads, garage destroyed too, in Ellwood City (Pennsylvania):

2015-05-06 - Car bursts into flame in pouring rain while parked at McDonald's in Willmar (California):

Quote: "Onlookers watched as firefighters battled the blaze in pouring rain. Firefighters extinguished the fire within minutes, which caused heavy damage to the vehicle. The owner of the Ford Taurus came out the restaurant to find the vehicle fully engulfed in flames..."

2015-05-06 - Car bursts into flame while parked on East Hobsonway in Blythe (California):

Quote: "Police and fire personnel responded to the same location for a van on fire several weeks ago. At that time, no person was found in the area and no injuries were reported."

2015-05-06 - Car bursts into flame and explodes at College of Mount Saint Vincent in coastal New York City (New York):,56935

Quote: "A car fire at 11:19 a.m. on Tuesday threatened the life of a College of Mount Saint Vincent (CMSV) student. 'I was driving the car, I parked it, it was smoking and I got out,' said the student, who declined to give her name. 'I started walking down the hill and the car exploded.'"

Note: This college is on the eastern (downwind) banks of the Hudson River. Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-05-06 - Car bursts into flame on US 101 in Tillamook (Oregon):

2015-05-06 - Car bursts into flame on I-70 in Baltimore County (Maryland):

2015-05-06 - Car bursts into flame on Sage Lake Road in Cumming Township (Michigan):,101511

2015-05-06 - Car bursts into flame on I-84 in the Town of Southeast (New York):

2015-05-06 - Car bursts into flame at intersection in coastal Bridgeport (Connecticut):

2015-05-06 - Car bursts into flame on I-71 in Brook Park (Ohio):

2015-05-06 - Car bursts into flame at intersection in Great Falls (Montana):

2015-05-06 - Car bursts into flame near Arrowhead Lake Road in Hesperia (California):

2015-05-06 - Car bursts into flame at the Highway 281 underpass on El Cibolo Road in Edinburg (Texas):

2015-05-06 - Car bursts into flame on Victoria Road in coastal Sydney (Australia):

2015-05-06 - Car bursts into flame on the Mitchell Freeway in coastal Perth (Australia):

2015-05-06 - Car bursts into flame as man works on it, on coastal Russell Island (Australia), 1 injured:

2015-05-06 - Car bursts into flame on Worcester Road in Wychbold, near Droitwich (Britain):

2015-05-06 - Car bursts into flame on the A50 in Sudbury (Britain):

2015-05-06 - Car bursts into flame at gas station along the M5 near coastal Burnham-On-Sea (Britain):

2015-05-06 - Vehicle bursts into flame on I-83 near Reesers Summit (Pennsylvania):

2015-05-06 - Vehicle bursts into flame on US 131 in Kalamazoo (Michigan):

2015-05-06 - Van and cabinet company go up in flames on Water Street in Bainbridge (Georgia):

Quote: "A van was locked inside the building and suffered major damage."

2015-05-06 - Vehicle and shed destroyed by fire at home in coastal McKinleyville (California):

2015-05-06 - Auto shop destroyed by huge fire in Arima on the island of Trinidad:,210726.html

2015-05-06 - Barn destroyed by fire, fire spreads to two more structures, near Breckenridge (Minnesota):

2015-05-06 - Barn destroyed by fire in Richmond suburb of coastal Christchurch (New Zealand):

2015-05-06 - Barn damaged by fire in Wantage (New Jersey):

2015-05-06 - Wildfire rages, burns 1100 acres, in Mark Twain National Forest (Missouri):

2015-05-06 - Large brush fire breaks out at Peavine Creek near Glendale (Oregon):

2015-05-06 - Mattress bursts into flame in back of pickup truck in Serian (Malaysia), man seriously burned:

Quote: "He was said to be alone in the bed of the pickup truck which contained some mattresses, sacks of fertiliser and containers of weedicide when one of the mattresses suddenly burst into flames and engulfed his entire body."

2015-05-06 - Barrel of batteries bursts into flame at business in coastal Largo (Florida):

2015-05-06 - Church destroyed by fire in Weleetka (Oklahoma):

2015-05-06 - Warehouse destroyed by explosion and fire in coastal Cebu City (Philippine Islands):

Quote: "More than 10 employees of the store rushed out when they heard an explosion. They tried to put out the fire, but it quickly spread to the textiles being sold at the store."

2015-05-06 - Home damaged by fire in coastal North Myrtle Beach (South Carolina), nobody there:

2015-05-06 - Home heavily damaged by fire on South Riverside Drive in coastal New Smyrna Beach (Florida), nobody there:

2015-05-06 - Home under construction destroyed by fire, adjacent home damaged, in Garden Grove (California):

Note: Title says damaged, picture says destroyed...

2015-05-06 - Deadly fire destroys home at 3 AM in Worcester (Massachusetts), 1 killed, 1 injured:

2015-05-06 - Seven vacant buildings go up in flames shortly before midnight in coastal Joggins (Canada):

Quote: "As many as seven structure fires were reported by sources at the scene, fought by fire departments already tired from fighting several recent grass fires in the community."

Note: Joggins is on the western side of that land body, and because of the rotation of the Earth, winds tend to blow west-to-east, which makes the western side of land masses the most likely to be hit by gasses blowing in off the ocean...

2015-05-06 - Yet another vacant home goes up in flames in Waco (Texas):

Quote: "The fire was the latest in a string reported in vacant structures in Waco."

Note: I've lost count of how many vacant homes have burned in Waco in recent months but it's more than 10. Not much they can do. They COULD arrest some random person and say they did it...but then the fires would continue. They'll be better able to hide what's happening by NOT arresting anyone and just letting people think there's an arsonist roaming around, although then they risk looking incompetent. Rock and a hard place...

2015-05-06 - Vacant home burns on Maplewood Drive in Venice Township (Michigan):

2015-05-06 - Two vacant homes destroyed by fire in Buncombe County (North Carolina):

2015-05-06 - Vacant warehouse burns at 11 PM, adjacent building damaged too, in Lexington (Kentucky):

2015-05-06 - Fish dying in North Buffalo Creek in Greensboro (North Carolina):

2015-05-06 - College student, woman, 24, found dead in dorm room at coastal St Andrews University (Scotland):

Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area...

2015-05-06 - Man, 38, slumps over dead in vehicle in Winterfield Township (Michigan):

2015-05-06 - Man, 38, found dead in Lake Saracen in downtown Pine Bluff (Arkansas):

2015-05-06 - Man found dead in the Fox River in Appleton (Wisconsin):

2015-05-06 - Man, 50, found dead along the Truckee River path near downtown Reno (Nevada):

2015-05-06 - Man found dead in Veinte de Agosto Park in Tucson (Arizona):

2015-05-06 - Woman, 20, found dead in the Minnesota River in Le Sueur County (Minnesota):

2015-05-06 - Woman drops dead near billboard in Atlanta (Georgia):

Quote: "A man mowing the grass across the street from Fulton County Airport-Brown Field on Wednesday morning found a woman’s body under a billboard by a Days Inn, Channel 2 Action News reported. There were no obvious signs of trauma..."

2015-05-06 - Man, 25, falls 250 feet and dies at the Grand Canyon (Arizona), possible toppler:

Quote: "It's the third fatality at the canyon this year. A Nevada man accidentally fell about 400 feet to his death off the South Rim last Thursday."

2015-05-06 - Person found dead on Britt Whitmire Road in North Hall County (Georgia):

2015-05-06 - Man, 41, found dead near Aylesford Lake (Canada):

2015-05-06 - Man, 30, found dead in the Bedford Basin at the mouth of the Sackville River (Canada):

2015-05-06 - Man, 40, found dead in floor in hotel in Thailand:

2015-05-06 - Woman, 22, found dead in the Brisbane River near Fortitude Valley (Australia):

2015-05-06 - Man, 24, found dead in room at coastal Isla Suerte Times Beach (Philippine Islands):

2015-05-06 - Woman, 49, found dead near Gledhow (Britain):

2015-05-06 - Woman in her 50s found dead at home in Ripon (Britain):

2015-05-06 - Helicopter crashes in wooded area near airport in Denton County (Texas), engine failure, 2 injured:

2015-05-06 - Two trains collide head-on, near Waldstein (Austria), 1 killed, 10 injured:

Quote: "A head-on train collision in southern Austria has killed one of the train drivers involved and left at least ten people seriously injured. The cause of the crash has not been made clear. A spokesman for the train operator told AFP that it could be that one of the drivers missed a stop signal."

Note: Maybe the driver who missed the stop signal was the dead driver and maybe he missed it because he was unconscious, having a 'medical event' or already dead...

2015-05-06 - Oil train derails, ten cars burst into flame, near Heimdal (North Dakota), town evacuated:

2015-05-06 - Freight train derails, 41 cars off the tracks, just south of Peck (Kansas), near Elm Creek:

Quote: "Davis says 41 cars derailed in the accident just south of Peck near Elm Creek."

2015-05-06 - Tractor trailer overturns, bursts into flame, on Highway 395 south of Lind (Washington):

2015-05-06 - Tractor trailer overturns, bursts into flame, on I-44 near Catoosa (Oklahoma), 1 injured:

2015-05-06 - Tanker truck overturns on Highway 138 in Hopkins County (Kentucky):

2015-05-06 - Tractor trailer overturns just before 4 AM on highway near Maize (Kansas), 5 cattle killed:

2015-05-06 - Tractor trailer overturns on Piedmont Avenue in Duluth (Minnesota), 1 lightly injured:

2015-05-06 - Tractor trailer overturns on US 60 near Marion (Kentucky):

2015-05-06 - Tractor trailer crashes into guard rail, on Route 4 at River Road in Teaneck (New Jersey):

2015-05-06 - Truck and SUV collide in coastal Baclayon, Bohol (Philippine Islands), 24 injured:

2015-05-06 - SUV overturns into oncoming traffic, hits vehicle, bursts into flame, on I-95 in coastal Lake Worth (Florida), 1 killed, 6 injured:

2015-05-06 - Pickup truck veers over centerline, hits car head-on, near Petaluma (California), 2 killed, 1 injured:

2015-05-06 - Car veers over centerline, hits SUV head-on, near South Glens Falls (New York), 3 injured:

2015-05-06 - Car veers over centerline, hits pickup head-on, near Canon City (Colorado), 1 killed, 2 injured:

2015-05-06 - Car and pickup collide head-on, near Pasco (Washington), 2 injured:

2015-05-06 - Two cars collide head-on before 4 AM, motorcycle and car join in, in Cleveland County (North Carolina), 1 killed, 5 injured:

2015-05-06 - Two cars collide head-on, two more cars join in, in Ithaca (New York), 1 killed, 2 injured:

2015-05-06 - Car veers off road, crashes into ditch, bursts into flame, near Kellerville (Indiana), 1 injured:

2015-05-06 - Two vehicles collide head-on, on Milliken Road in Fairfield Township (Ohio), 3 injured:

2015-05-06 - Man breaks into home, gets naked, eats chocolate bar, in Athens (Georgia):

2015-05-06 - Naked man, 24, breaks into home, eats chicken, in Sylacauga (Alabama):

Note: Somebody forgot to feed the zombies!

2015-05-06 - Man strips naked, climbs tree, swings around, in Chengdu (China):

2015-05-06 - Swarm of bees attacks and kills man near Gatesville (Texas):

Quote: "Coryell County man has died after he was attacked by swarming bees Tuesday evening outside a home east of Gatesville. Jiggs Marshall, 89, died from what doctors at Providence Medical Center's emergency room said may have been as many as 4,000 bee stings..."

2015-05-06 - Swarm of bees attacks and injures man in Tucson (Arizona):

2015-05-06 - Police officer's family dog attacks and seriously injures 5-year-old boy at home in Wood River (Missouri):

2015-05-06 - Dog attacks and seriously injures woman in Lincoln (Nebraska):

2015-05-06 - Elephant goes on rampage, kills one person, injures two more, in Ranchi (India):

2015-05-06 - Missouri River bridge closed indefinitely for emergency repairs near Sugar Creek (Missouri):

Quote: "The highway is used by Eastern Jackson County residents to get to businesses, casinos and even the airport. 'The deterioration has gotten a lot worse,' MODOT engineer Brian Kidwell said. 'It had accelerated.'"

Quote: "This is the second time in recent weeks that a major highway has been down in the Kansas City area due to deteriorating conditions."

2015-05-06 - Vacant building starts collapsing, rains bricks onto the street, in Philadelphia (Pennsylvania):

2015-05-06 - Three Mile Island nuclear plant shuts down in Dauphin County (Pennsylvania), electrical problem:

2015-05-06 - TransCanada pipeline leaks in Alberta (Canada):

2015-05-06 - Volcano Bulusan erupts again in the Philippine Islands, 1100 people evacuated:

2015-05-06 - Mount Hakone showing signs of possible imminent eruption, popular hot springs closed in Hakone (Japan):

2015-05-06 - Three earthquakes strike along the Concord fault in 30 minutes in California:

2015-05-06 - Tornado hits zoological park in Tuttle (Oklahoma), tigers and other animals escape, recaptured:

2015-05-06 - Tornado destroys home in Mount Hope (Kansas):

2015-05-06 - Severe storms and tornado rip through Hamburg and Buetzow (Germany), trees torn up, cars overturned, roofs blown away:

2015-05-06 - Storm dumps 7 inches of rain in one day on Oklahoma City (Oklahoma), flooding ensues:

Quote: "The US National Weather Service yesterday evening issued an unprecedented 'flash flood emergency' for Oklahoma City after storms dumped record amounts of rain on Wednesday 06 May 2015."

2015-05-06 - World's first self-driving tractor trailer hits the road in Nevada:

Quote: "If you hanker to be a driver of a brand-new Daimler truck, there's bad news for you: the job doesn't exist anymore. The Freightliner Inspiration, the world's first self-driving semi-truck, is now undergoing testing under real road conditions in Nevada. It's not yet on sale, however. The US state has certified two Freightliner Inspiration trucks to mix with regular traffic on public roads."

Note: Good idea. Humans are the weakest link, since it takes soooo little hydrogen sulfide to disable or kill a human being. So, turn trucks into robots or drones and we might just be able to survive at least a little longer...

2015-05-06 - Cost of fighting fires could top $1 billion:

2015-05-06 - Man and dog injured by manhole explosion sue ConEd in New York City (New York):

Quote: "But he's also named Abby as a complainant in the suit, since she suffered singed paws and fur as a result of the incident."

2015-05-06 - Off-duty cop, man, gets into fight, bites man's testicles, in coastal Baltimore (Maryland):


  1. Great job Jonny. Is that bridge near you?

    Lotta stuff lightin' up hare-in PA, ah te ye! Da brick rain is called 'Philly confetti' ovie hay. All 'at 'lectrical stuff barnin' up, pay-pole droppin' dade - da hell's goin' on up in air?

    Lotsa luck suin' ConEd.

    That cop story made me hear Street Fightin' Man in my head.


  2. Naw, not near me, other side of the state. But we do have our own city collapse task force here in St. Louis, to handle all our collapsing needs!

  3. Earliest subtropical cyclone affecting U.S. forms off coastal Carolinas

    [one of these is bad enough, but BOTH?!]

    Typhoon and active volcano force evacuations in Philippines

    Bizarre bird migration: Little Bustard makes rare visit to Finnish Lapland

    Mikko Lantto is a photographer who lives in the village of Ylikylä, some 10 kilometres from the centre of Rovaniemi, the capital of Finnish Lapland. While not a serious birdwatcher, he managed to pull off a major coup on Wednesday by spotting a little bustard, which usually lives in Asia and southern Europe. There have only been 23 sightings of the species ever in Finland - and none in northern Finland for at least 220 years.

    Rare 4.0 earthquake rocks north Texas amid fracking debate

    [What, you didn't get the memo? Fracking causes earthquakes!]

    Japan Engineers Design Robotic Bear to aid in Assisted Suicide

    A team of engineers working for the JSDD, with help from the Orient Industry Company have created an experimental robotic bear to assist in euthanasia and assisted suicide in Japan.

    The growing suicide rate, as well as the senior population is becoming an increasing concern. Hospital Staff, and Suicide Assistant Volunteers from the JSDD are required to help euthanize those who are unable to themselves due to physical, or psychological reasons.

    To aid these carers and volunteers, the JSDD-Orient Industry Collaboration Center for Human-Interactive Robotics Research in the Bunkyo Ward of Tokyo has designed an assisted suicide support robot with the face of an innocent, loveable cartoon-like bear to aid patients in self-euthanasia named SeppuKuma.

    SeppuKuma also offers 23 very different methods one can choose to end their life, including Everlasting Sleep (lethal injection), Pillow Kisses (suffocation), Peaceful Breath (helium asphyxia) and Sleepy time Hug which is where the robotic bear strangles its partner until their pulse stops for 15 minutes. All of these attributes enable the SeppuKuma to give it's patient the power to choose how they get to end their own life. An official from the JSDD says that, so far, robots have never been used for this purpose in any hospital.

    [Order now! Operators are standing by . . .]

    [If you get the options package, the robot will put on a hockey goalie mask and chase you around with lethal objects including a chain saw!]

    Small plane crashes into busy Atlanta interstate; 4 killed


  4. An island paradise...if you like savage and unpredictable [caps mine]

    A dog attack Saturday led two Hilton Head Island residents to euthanize their pets after one was severely injured by the other, according to a report on the incident.

    The attacking dog's owner told officers his pet escaped from his home on Club Course Lane in Sea Pines about 9:20 a.m. and IMMEDIATELY ATTACKED three other dogs on the street, the Sea Pines security report said.

    One of those dogs suffered a broken back and had to be euthanized, its owner told officers.

    The attacking dog also injured another Club Course resident's dog, which she had been walking on a leash, the report said. The woman was able to pick one of her pets up, but the other one was bitten before a neighbor ran over and hit the errant dog with a broom.

    The dogs' breeds were not listed in the report.

    Officers cited the attacking dog's owner for an animal running loose, and they were told THE OWNER PLANNED TO EUTHANIZE THE DOG BECAUSE HE NO LONGER TRUSTED IT.

    Read more here:

    Johnny, love the comment about the obviously destroyed house with the damaged truck sitting there. Next dead people will be reported as hurt or injured!!

    Reminds me of the skulls commenting on the burnt hull of a semi just needing a new paint job...'That body just needs some life force to be good as new'


    1. Thanks! Had to be something wrong with that dog, for it to go berserk like that and for the owner to say that.

  5. Pakistan military helicopter carrying diplomats crashes killing nine

    The Pakistani Taliban claimed they shot down the aircraft but witnesses on the ground, and in other helicopters on the trip, reported nothing to indicate any firing.

    The Pakistan military was believed to operate about 29 Mi-17s and the air force about six, he said. Media have reported four other Mi-17 crashes in Pakistan in the last 11 years.

    Waterspout and tornado threaten Bahamas

    Frenzied animal attack: Monkey kills 4-year-old disabled boy in Ghaziabad, India

    Leopard attacks rise in Nashik region India: 12 people killed in five years

    Delta Flight From Florida Diverted After Smoke Fills Cabin

    Scientists warn of “runaway” West Antarctic ice melt

    Valley storm knocks trees over, floods fields, but minimal hail damage to crops

    Plane vs. Bird: Boeing 737 Suffers Crazy Damage After Bird Strike

    Update: Railroad commission checking gas wells after 4.0-magnitude quake in Venus


  6. This sounds like a plan by Dr. Evil. Infiltrate society with cute SuicideBears and then, when the time is right, a signal is sent and the cute bearbots become a vast army of MurderBears. Muahahaha!

  7. It'll be them vs the zombie hordes!

    Massive tornado hits town of Rhome

    Female pilot whale beached at Kennedy Space Center

    Tropical storm warning area expanded as Ana approaches US

    Leading scientists accused of offering false hope on climate